History Funny / GodzillaKingOfTheMonsters2019

* In a bit of BlackComedy is Rodan taking time to chow down on some unfortunate jet fighter pilots who bailed out of their jets...

* As Rodan continues to pursue the Argo and take out the fighter jet escorts he starts to approach a second jet up close. Instead of the pilot ejecting he maneuvers away with Rodan's expression being very 'oh, a wise guy eh?' *Cue murdering the rest of the squadron.*

** Rodan attempts to challenge Godzilla as to say "Fight me, bro!" when the latter gives him a DeathGlare that speaks "Do you ''really'' want to fight me when I just vaporized Ghidorah?" with Rodan bowing down as to say "My bad" out of compliance.

--->'''Mark:''' He's either coming for food, a fight, or... [[HoYay something]] [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar more intimate]].

*** In the Spanish dub, they're called Groucho, Chico and Harpo instead.

* While driving to find Madison, Mark and Emma are fighting and a soldier comments that if he had parents like them he'd have run away too. When Emma then turns her anger on him he repeats what he said with a "I don't have time for your shit" tone.

** Related, the fact that the critics' main reason for hating the movie that has been parroted all over is the fact that there are a lot of [[{{Kaiju}} giant monster battles]]... [[LogicBomb in a]] ''Franchise/{{Godzilla}}'' [[LogicBomb movie]]. Like they went into a movie titled ''Godzilla: King of the Monsters'' expecting it to be a [[OscarBait serious period drama]] or something, and their monocles collectively fell out as soon as the [[CoolVsAwesome giant lizards started wrestling each other]].

** Possibly the funniest antic with Kevin occurs during Burning Godzilla's rampage, directly after the first blast incinerates Ghidorah's wings. When Ghidorah immediately falls down, Ichi and Ni keep their eyes lazer-focused on Ghidorah, while Kevin is just looking off to the left and then snaps back to attention when Burning Godzilla gets close. That's right -- Kevin ''actually got distracted by something else in the distance when his certain death was looming straight towards him with murderous intent''.

* During the dvd commentary for the Mothra vs Rodan fight, one staff member suggested that Mothra’s retractable stinger is actually an ovipositor, meaning she could’ve [[FaceFullofAlienWingWong implanted her young into him]]. Mike Dougherty had a mini freakout over the idea of [[MrSeahorse Rodan being pregnant]].

** Once Godzilla finally shows up, Ghidorah's middle head roars loudly at him. What makes it funny are the reactions of the other two heads: the left one flinches hesitantly as if to say to the middle head ''"are you sure about this?"'', while the right one responds to Godzilla's entrance with a QuizzicalTilt, looking confused.
* A spectacular close up of all three of Ghidorah's heads roaring right at the camera... but the [[https://66.media.tumblr.com/e454ba9ab07848108b4e8e95669928f4/tumblr_ppatu2eCLA1uejrjoo1_540.gif left head is furiously shaking]] like a puppy attacking a chew toy.

* Ghidorah's left head is something of a goofball (at least as much as a Ghidorah head can be goofy), easily distracted and curious (basically playing with the soldiers even as they shoot at him, then nuzzling/licking the fried corpses). The center head has to repeatedly discipline him with a DopeSlap and then a horn pull to keep him on task.
** The idea of Ghidorah's three heads displaying differing personalities is amusing in itself, with the middle head being the intelligent and dominant one, the right head being the aggressive and irritable one, and the left head being the dimwitted, easily-distracted one. It wouldn't be too inaccurate to describe them as a dragon version of [[WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994 Shenzi, Banzai and Ed.]]

** The left head is a dunce compared to the the other 2 heads apparently. In {{The Stinger}} his decapitated head is discovered by fishermen, and Alan Jonah has interest in it. Considering this new incarnation's regenerative abilities, it possibly won't be long now until he regrows an entirely new body, along with new heads presumably within a year or so and he'll be the one in charge for a change.
* After Ghidorah's middle head grabs the chunk of ice Dr. Graham was standing on, the right head snatches a piece that falls from the middle head's mouth. The left head then looks up momentarily at the other two before turning to the rest of the humans, as if to say ''"Hey guys, can I have some too? Oh, nevermind, I'm just gonna catch a few of my own then."''
** And then the left head immediately takes a missile to the face, much to his annoyance.
* After Ghidorah knocks down Godzilla with his gravity beams, the right head can be seen angrily snorting and shaking his head, as if to say, ''"That's what you get for messing with us, punk!"''
** What makes it even more comical is that if you look closely at the left head as he's slouching back, he's visibly flicking his tongue out. It's almost as if Kevin is childishly BlowingARaspberry at Godzilla.

--> '''Dr.Chen''': That bitch.

* In the scene where Ghidorah arrives at Fenway Park, the middle head is searching intently for Madison, the right head roars skyward in rage...and the left head is looking in the opposite direction, clearly distracted by something else that caught his attention.
* When Ghidorah starts blasting at Madison, the right and middle heads blast in short bursts, aiming and continuing to blast...and the left head is just ''continuously spamming his gravity beam'' like a trigger-happy maniac.
* Mothra webbing two of Ghidorah's heads to a building, leaving the right one to untangle the other two, who are like "HURRY UP, YOU IDIOT!"
** After trapping Ghidorah's heads in her silky snare, Mothra sounds like she's ''laughing at them!''
** And then that head has a visible OhCrap expression when it sees Godzilla's reflection in the side of the building seconds before he slams them through it.

* When Ghidorah is constricting Godzilla and draining his energy, the left head seems...a little too gleeful ripping into Godzilla's neck like a puppy with a chew toy. One can only imagine that it's personal for Lefty here, given that it was ''his'' head Godzilla ripped off in their last fight...

** The idea of Ghidorah's three heads displaying differing personalities is amusing in itself, with the middle head being the intelligent and dominant one, the right head being the aggressive and irritable one, and the left head being the dimwitted, easily-distracted one. It wouldn't be too inaccurate to describe them as a dragon version of [[Disney/TheLionKing Shenzi, Banzai and Ed.]]

!!'''Trailers and Promotional'''
* The 5-minute trailer has a few zingers:
** In a bit of BlackComedy is Rodan taking time to chow down on some unfortunate jet fighter pilots who bailed out of their jets...
** When some ground forces try to shoot at Ghidorah with their puny little machine guns, the middle head turns to them and menacingly ''smiles'' at them, as if to say, "Is this all you got? Try this on for size!" Cue an OhCrap from the soldiers, just before they get obliterated...
** Once Godzilla finally shows up, Ghidorah's middle head roars loudly at him. What makes it funny are the reactions of the other two heads: the left one flinches hesitantly as if to say to the middle head ''"are you sure about this?"'', while the right one responds to Godzilla's entrance with a QuizzicalTilt, looking confused.
* One shot in the latest TV spot has a spectacular close up of all three of Ghidorah's heads roaring right at the camera... but the [[https://66.media.tumblr.com/e454ba9ab07848108b4e8e95669928f4/tumblr_ppatu2eCLA1uejrjoo1_540.gif left head is furiously shaking]] like a puppy attacking a chew toy.
* Throughout the trailer, Godzilla seems very pissed, and one shot of his DeathGlare seems to look like he's almost ''scolding'' the humans for waking up giant monsters yet again. Poor big guy just can't catch a break.
* Finally, [[MemeticMutation Rodan actually IS confirmed.]]
* The shot of Creator/CharlesDance (known for playing Hand of the King Tywin Lannister in ''Series/GameOfThrones'') saying "Long Live The King!" Even funnier for Game of Thrones fans is that his beard and mandarin collar jacket make him look like he's playing Tywin again, only now he's serving a ''genuine'' monster king instead of a mere fire-obsessed madman or a psychotic brat in Westeros!
** For bonus Game of Thrones points, he's shown staring at Ghidorah, a three-headed dragon - pretty much the symbol of House Targaryen!
* Godzilla shooting his atomic breath at the sky looks awesome but becomes rather awkward when you remember that unlike Ghidorah, Mothra, or Rodan, he can't fly...
* There is a shot of Sally Hawkins looking at Godzilla through an underwater window, [[Film/TheShapeOfWater which may have some hilariously steamy implications.]] (And perhaps a ton of NoYay FanficFuel....)

* The head of the United States Senate assuming that MONARCH wants to make Godzilla, the King of the Monsters, their ''pet.'' Doubles as an InUniverse funny moment as several other senators laugh at this comment. Dr. Serizawa sets them straight in what is also an Awesome rebuttal.
--> '''Dr. Serizawa''': No, ''we'' would be his.
* The second trailer ends with Madison saying [[CurseCutShort "Oh sh--"]] before she's cut off by Godzilla's deafening roar, almost as if the giant monster himself was saying ''"Watch your language, little girl!"''
** Or better yet? "''[[Film/GhidorahTheThreeHeadedMonster Madison, what terrible language!]]''"
* Godzilla running at King Ghidorah in Trailer 2's final shot. He's ''dashing at a speed completely unfitting for a creature his size.'' It almost comes off as {{Narm}}.
** To some, the notion that people are nitpicking Godzilla's movement speed as unrealistic in itself is hilarious just due to the fact that Godzilla [[ArtisticLicensePhysics already breaks far too many laws of physics just by existing]] and focusing on this comes across as [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking amusingly pedantic.]]
** Though really, it's less of the physics and just the sheer ''image of Godzilla running'' that makes the whole scene downright hilarious. He's like an angry dog bursting into a full-speed chase after a terrified cat: you can tell just how much he HATES King Ghidorah and just can't wait to get his hands on him.

!!'''Film'''

* King Ghidorah destroys a Dunkin' Donuts billboard. 'Nuff said.

* Rodan's arrival after Godzilla's finished off Gidorah runs into this: Once Rodan's finished roaring, Godzilla lets out a little huff like he's exasperated with Rodan. Rodan shakes his head quickly before he bows, almost as if going "Right, right, decorum. Sorry."

* Mothra webbing two of Ghidorah's heads to a building, leaving the left one to untangle the other two, who are like "HURRY UP, YOU IDIOT!"

** Not only that, but supplemental material reveals that Mother's stinger has a type of hallucinogenic/ paralytic agent in it. Rodan was probably high as a kite for the remainder of the battle.

** On this note, earlier when Godzilla arrives in Antarctica, his roar could be translated as; " Good lord, I'm a reptile and its friggin old out here! Why the HELL did you idiots choose to wake this asshole up in Antarctica?!

* Mothra webbing two of Ghidorah's heads to a building, leaving the right one to untangle the other two, who are like "HURRY UP, YOU IDIOT!"

* During the dvd commentary for the Mothra vs Rodan fight, one staff member suggested that Mothra’s retractable stinger is actually an ovipositor, meaning she could’ve [[FaceFullofAlienWingWong implanted her young into him]]. Mike Dougherty had a mini freakout over the idea of [[MrSeahorse Rodan being pregnant]].

** Mothra encases all three heads in webbing that pins them against the side of a building, the left head is the only one that seems the least stuck. Godzilla, seeing the opportunity just aggressively shoves his entire body through it. One of Ghidorah's heads even hit the ground while in sync with the beat.

* Mothra webbing two of Ghidorah's heads to a building, leaving the left one to untangle the other two, who are like "HURRY UP, YOU IDIOT!"

[[http://www.scifijapan.com/articles/2019/10/13/ultimate-masterline-series-king-ghidorah-2019-info-and-big-photos-from-spiral-studio/ An upcoming statue of King Ghidorah]] has the first two heads snarling and a [[DeathGlare menacing glare]]. Kevin? Looking at the opposite direction looking docile.

** The look he gives Godzilla (note, he still has basically a sucking chest wound Mothra inflicted on him with her stinger) practically screams "Uh... please don't kill me?"