History Funny / FireEmblemThreeHouses

* Constance and Hapi's C support starts with Hapi talking to Constance with food in her mouth, followed by the latter being disgusted by the former's bad manners including leaving a trail of pastry crumbs behind her. When she decides to try one of Hapi's pastries, Hapi forcefully stuffs one into Constance's mouth. At the end of the support, she suggests eating pastries on the way to the cathedral of Gareg Mach and littering the ground with crumbs, to which at first Constance thinks is a good idea, only to realize it isn't and runs after Hapi to stop her.
-->'''Constance:''' Not the cathedral! You lost me again, Hapi!

* Constance and Hapi's B support consists of them trying out a expensive and relatively new drink, coffee, and almost getting addicted to it.

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** Annette and Mercedes show their affection for one another in an adorable manner, only for [[RuleOfThree Sylvain]] to casually ask if they're up for a ''threesome.'' [[RealityEnsues He gets blocked]].

* There's something rather amusing about what happens to "those who slither in the dark" on the Azure Moon route: They lose their infiltrators to Garreg Mach, [[LesCollaberateurs the members they had occupying Faerghus and helping Edelgard]], Edelgard herself, and their leader Thales. All of their plans in Fódlan that they've been working on for years are completely derailed. But that's not the funny part. The funny part is that, unlike every other route, Dimitri and company are never really aware of them as an enemy faction. Given that they serve as the ClimaxBoss on several other routes, it's decidedly amusing to realize that they ended up as the UnknownRival to Dimitri.

** You can actually ''teach'' your otherwise petite and feminine students this skill. Meaning Marianne, Annette, Bernadetta, or Sothis help you, '''[[BewareTheNiceOnes Mercedes]]''' can learn how to use GoodOldFisticuffs.

*** In her C support she can't seem to wrap her head around the fact that Jeritza is the same person as "Professor Jeritza" who taught at the school before the timeskip. And then, in her B support she does, as she calls it, "detective work" to find out who Jeritza really is and "discovers" that he's the Death Knight a fact that, [[LampshadeHanging as Jeritza points out,]] everyone already knew.

* Byleth's supports with Lorenz are pretty amusing. It starts with Byleth confronting Lorenz because several girls have complained that Lorenz has been harassing them to go out with him. He denies it at first, but then admits that after the first time they said no, he waited only a day before asking them again, [[BlatantLies "like a gentleman would."]] Byleth's [[NotSoStoic blatantly more exasperated dialogue options]] are extremely funny, but what clenches it is when Lorenz claims that [[ComicallyMissingThePoint all these complaints are just a conspiracy to ruin his position as a noble]]. Byleth's facial expression at the end of Lorenz's C support with them is priceless.

* In Dimitri and Annette's C support, Annette reveals that her father told her a lot of stories about Dimitri. When Dimitri asks what sort of stories he told her, she starts to talk about a story from his childhood. Dimitri ''[[OhCrap instantly]]'' changes his mind and tells her never mind. It's reversed in their B-support, where Dimitri reveals that Annette's father would talk about her often, including one story from when she was quite small. Annette panics and stops him, promising to forget Dimitri's embarrassing stories if he forgets hers.

* In Ignatz and Petra's B support, Petra is curious about trying on his glasses (as nobody in Brigid has bad eyesight, or at least nobody who survives does). Not only do we get cute art of Ignatz without glasses and Petra with them, but Petra proceeds to get nauseous, falls over with Ignatz and with complete sincerity decides they are like Heroes Relics that only certain people can use.

* In Dimitri's S support when he proposes to female Byleth she's {{stunned|Silence}}, widening her already big doe eyes. Dimitri takes her shock as a rejection and pleads that if she is going to reject him, say it now and he'll accept her decision. Female Byleth's response...is to propose to him right back leaving him in {{stunned silence}}. The camera lingers on his widened, blue eye before he suggests that they should exchange rings to make it official. Now you know why Uno Reverse/No u memes are so popular with the Blue Lions route.

** The C support starts with Byleth approaching Jeritza as he is eating ice cream in the lunch hall. Byleth just walks up and stares in disbelief at the [[TheDreaded Death Knight]], just casually eating something sweet. Jeritza's reaction is more or less a blunt; "What? I can't enjoy sweets?"

** One of the early game missing items is Dorothea's underwear, which Caspar is unknowingly using as a sweat rag. Byleth can only stare uncomfortably at the realization and decide it's best to not tell either of them what happened.

** If fighting against the Golden Deer in the Battle of the Eagle and the Lion, Lorenz will boast about his skills and [[LeeroyJenkins charge ahead towards your side]]. Claude [[YouHaveGOTToBeKiddingMe sounds annoyed]] at this and can only comment about how it isn't exactly the smartest plan.

** If you choose the Golden Deer, leading into the Battle of Eagle & Lion, Claude will suggest the perfect strategy for victory is to sabotage the other houses by spiking their food to give them food poisoning. When Byleth gives them a [[DudeNotFunny serious expression]] Claude will swear that [[IWasJustJoking he was only joking]]. Though one of the lost items you can find that belongs to Claude after is a vial of poison.
* While most students are understandably horrified the first time they kill, you then have [[BloodKnight Felix]] chastising the bandit for not putting up a better fight, [[BrilliantButLazy Hilda]] expressing joy despite claiming to have wanted to sit back, and perhaps most surprising, ''[[GenkiGirl Annette]]'' overjoyed at her own power.

*** This makes for some unintentional Narm territory come the TimeSkip where Dimitri [[AxCrazy is in full feral boar mode]], yet can still be in his Dancer class. This means you can have Dimitri talking about killing every last one of them one minute, then dancing to support an ally the next.

* When you fight the first Black Beast, you get a tutorial by Sothis on how to deal with monsters. One option asks "How'd You Learn This Anyway?" Picking it leads to Sothis yelling at Byleth to stop talking and fight the monster already.

* Meeting Randolph and Ladislava on Crimson Flowe, if you played any other route. On Crimson Flower they will compliment you for joining the empire all while you know that you murdered them on the other routes.
* There's something rather amusing about what happens to "those who slither in the dark" on the Azure Moon route: They lose their infiltrators to Garreg Mach, the members they had occupying Faerghus and helping Edelgard, Edelgard herself, and their leader Thales. All of their plans in Fódlan that they've been working on for years are completely derailed. But that's not the funny part. The funny part is that, unlike every other route, Dimitri and company are never really aware of them as an enemy faction. Given that they serve as the ClimaxBoss on several other routes, it's decidedly amusing to realize that they ended up as the UnknownRival to Dimitri.

** There is something particularly funny and amusing about turning your [[SquishyWizard Squishy Wizards]] into powerful [[LightningBruiser front-line fighters]]. The same can be said for turning your [[MagicallyIneptFighter Magically Inept Fighters]] into competent spell casters. Provided that you put in some effort, it is entirely possible for units such as Mercedes, Flayn, and even ''Linhardt'' becoming some of your best front-line physical fighter, while units such as Dimitri, Petra, or even Raphael could be your some of your best mages and healers.

* The paralogues against the Wind Caller and The Immovable have Flayn, who is their niece, basically tell them to shut up when they try to casually talk to her when she faces them in battle in fear of them revealing her true identity as Cethlean. Which is funny for the Wind Caller, as he basically told the other characters, including his own brother Seteth, to leave him alone or die, but he reverts to a doting uncle when he meets Flayn.

* Every recruitable character has their own way of asking to join Byleth or responding to them asking. Some can be quite amusing, especially with excitable or bombastic characters. Catherine, for instance, says the following. Doubly funny since in her first support with them, she states Byleth isn't that good looking.

** Even better, during a Reddit AMA, Joe admitted the chuckle was unscripted. They clearly liked it, because [[ThrowItIn they left it in!]]

** After Yuri has Hapi summon a giant bird monster to scare away some mercenaries, he calls on Balthus to fight the wild creature off. It doesn't quite go to plan though as the giant bird proceeds to pick him up and carry him off. When the battle proper starts Balthus starts out on the other side of the map (still facing the giant bird too).

** Linhardt's growths favor him as a magic user, especially as a healer, to keep off the front lines. But again, nothing is stopping you from making him, say, a Brawler and then a Grappler, or if you're absolutely sadistic, a ''War Master''. You can even make him an ''Assassin'', and thus have a person who dislikes violence capable of doing [[OneHitKill One Hit Kills]] for more irony. Heck, the guy who complains about and loathes killing could very well end up as one of your best physical fighters with a high body count, if you so choose.

** Linhardt's growths favor him as a magic user, especially as a healer, to keep off the front lines. But again, nothing is stopping you from making him, say, a Brawler and then a Grappler. You can even make him an ''Assassin'', and thus have a person who dislikes violence capable of doing [[OneHitKill One Hit Kills]] for more irony. Heck, the guy who complains about and loathes killing could very well end up as one of your best physical fighters with a high body count, if you so choose.

** Yuri absolutely despises singing in public, as shown in Dorothea's Support with him. Naturally, [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential he's available for choir practice]], though this becomes a FunnyAneurysmMoment after his A-Support with Dorothea. Constance, on the other hand, is thrilled, actually ''singing'' instead of commenting on it with an absolutely overjoyed expression. [[https://youtu.be/l06kKjc-Rn8?t=105 As seen here.]]

** And then there's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHhFTCzyiXs their S-Support.

* This [[https://twitter.com/coolfest1999/status/1164027271016902656 Twitter thread]] (now sadly unavailable) showcasing the cast if they had Twitter accounts will leave you reeling. Highlights include:

* The White Heron Cup: a big dance competition between the houses occurring just before Not-Christmas. Over half of your students will beg you not to pick them, leading to some hilarious panicked lines. You can still pick anyone to represent your house, and there is nothing stopping you from picking someone probably not too well-suited for dancing, like [[GentleGiant Dedue, Raphael]], or Hubert. Bonus points if you actually managed to get their Charm level high enough to actually ''win'' the contest, to which they react appropriately.

** Linhardt's growths favor him as a magic user, especially as a healer, to keep off the front lines. But again, nothing is stopping you from making him, say, a Brawler and then a Grappler. You can even make him an ''Assassin'', and thus have a person who dislikes violence capable of doing [[OneHitKill One Hit Kills]] for more irony.

** While watching Claude and Hilda's C-support, Joe gets caught off-guard when Claude makes a flirty ([[GettingCrapPastTheRadar and suggestive]]) remark towards her, prompting him to tell Claude to take it easy because he's saving him for Claudia. This leads to a RunningGag on the stream chat where the viewers keep requesting Joe to grab their neck, which eventually causes him to him making a written disclaimer that sounds ''very'' bizarre out of context.

** Yuri and Bernadetta doing weed removal, or any other tasks together, is nothing short of hilarious; ''especially'' when he [[https://youtu.be/xeOb5RH0n5k?t=2556 imitates her voice]]. ''The best indeed''.

** Yuri and Bernadetta doing weed removal, or any other tasks together, is nothing short of hilarious; ''especially'' when he [[https://youtu.be/xeOb5RH0n5k?t=2547 imitates her voice]]. ''The best indeed''.

* Dimitri made it onto the top 10 of the Nintendo Dream Popularity Poll... where the other top 10 members are cutesy characters such as [[Franchise/{{Kirby}} Kirby]], [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Pikachu]] and [[VideoGame/AnimalCrossing Isabelle]]. So you have a giant, formerly feral bloodthirsty prince next to a pink puffball child, a yellow mouse, and a cheerful dog secretary.

* Dimitri made it onto the top 10 of the Nintendo Dream Popularity Poll... where the other top 10 members are cutesy characters such as [[Franchise/{{Kirby}} Kirby]], [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Pikachu]] and [[VideoGame/AnimalCrossing Isabelle]]. So you have a giant, formerly feral bloodthirsty prince next to a pink puffball child, a yellow mouse, and a cute dog.

** Not that everyone else is immune to snark; when overviewing [[JerkAss Hubert]], Edelgard says he can come off as cold and rude at first glance... [[JerkWithAHeartOfJerk because he is]]. She also bluntly admits that Ferdinand's competitiveness toward her is rather irritating and makes an offhand remark about his family being too proud of their status.

** Talking to Manuela in the monastery throughout the First Part results in her discussing multiple disastrous dates.

* Returning lost items can be quite funny and revealing of personality. Sylvain managed to lose a tube of lipstick (a gift for the next girl to catch his eye), Caspar misplaced his tattered overcoat (which he never wears anyway), Manuela left her hangover remedy in her office, Bernadetta freaked out over leaving her needlework directly outside her door, several students misplace an object 20 feet away from them. The real kicker is during the fishing tourney, Raphael somehow not only misplaces ''a burlap sack filled to the brim with rocks''; it's also in the dining hall, where Raph spends most of his time.

*** Fighting with the Golden Deers, this person becomes Caspar (or Ferdinand) of the Black Eagles, and Edelgard is both resigned and exasperated that things aren't going off well.

* The introduction to Silver Snow. Byleth has just been made aware that they have been asleep for five years, and had a tense fight with Edelgard. Seteth barges in just as Edelgard leaves, aghast to see Byleth after all these years...and Byleth can respond with a charming smile and a casual wave. Juxtaposed against the tense atmosphere mere moments before, it's frankly hilarious, as is Seteth's response, where he almost seems to briefly forget that he's talking to someone who he hasn't seen in five years.

-->'''Acheron:''' As they say, if you can't beat them, join them. [[ThisIsGonnaSuck I'm not in for a beating, am I?]]

* In Dorothea and Ingrid's paralogue: Dorothea proposes they investigate another one of Ingrid's would-be suitors to gauge his character, cue the start of the paralogue where your party is suddenly in a land surrounded by melting lava!

** In her C Support with Hubert, he tells Bernadetta that there had been a figure walking around in the middle of the night with a needle. When Bernadetta says that she'd been embroidering, Hubert states he suspected as much, and she leaves him no choice. Bernadetta immediately flees, as Hubert slowly gives chase like he's a horror movie villain. When Hubert catches up, he fulfills his duty... to tell her that she shouldn't be running around with that needle or she would poke herself or someone else. Bernadetta is so shocked/terrified that she passes out while standing up.

--> '''Sylvain''': How do I say this without digging myself any deeper?

* Everything about Sothis' [[RelationshipUpgrade S support]] is hilarious. Sothis [[NotQuiteDead suddenly popping back up]], her surprisingly passionate and hammy LoveConfession, Byleth's confusion on [[SharingABody where to put the ring]], and finally ending the support with Sothis picking up their previous conversation: scolding Byleth for walking into Solon's trap over five years ago.

** Even funnier, if this support is opened right after the 5 year time skip, it turns from a serious question of whether or not Dimitri angered some Imperial soldiers to Dimitri awkwardly revealing that it's not. MoodWhiplash at its finest.

* Lorenz and Sylvain's supports revolve around failing to outflirt each other with women and roasting the other's attempts.

** Note the [[SexualEuphemism emphasis]] on the word "Friend" at 2:53.

* [[https://twitter.com/UltimaShadowX/status/1164959523242762240 This recreation]] of [[https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/you-have-uno The Uno Argument]], starring Hilda and Marianne. And then there's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hryAPx9OFZM the fan-animation version]], which really has to be seen to be believed.