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* The holes in Medea's [[WhatAnIdiot former master's logic of summoning the Dragon using the Argon Coin.]] [[SadlyMythtaken He apparently didn't do enough research.]]

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* The holes in Medea's [[WhatAnIdiot former master's logic of summoning the Dragon using the Argon Coin.]] Coin. [[SadlyMythtaken He apparently didn't do enough research.]]
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* Everyone gets irritated that Archer keeps speaking cryptically. Saber eventually yells at him to speak in plain English, but he does not comply.
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** It's harder to think of what makes this line funnier: the fact Illya's [[ComedicSociopathy more concerned over easily-made breakfast pastries than the fact her own maids were just murdered]], or [[[RichInDollarsPoorInSense the fact that it implies the pampered and well-off Illya]] is [[EpicFail completely helpless at very basic tasks]].

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** It's harder to think of what makes this line reaction funnier: the fact Illya's [[ComedicSociopathy more concerned over making easily-made breakfast pastries than the fact her own maids were just murdered]], or [[[RichInDollarsPoorInSense [[RichInDollarsPoorInSense the fact that it implies the pampered and well-off Illya]] is [[EpicFail completely helpless at very basic tasks]].
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-->'''Illya''': [[YouBastard You bastard...]] they were... ''[[ItsPersonal they were my maids!]]'' [[SkewedPriorities Who's gonna cook my Toaster Strudels]] '''[[SkewedPriorities NOW,]]''' '''''[[SkewedPriorities YOU ASSHOLE]]?! [[LethalChef DO I LOOK LIKE I KNOW HOW TO DO THAT]]?!'''''

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-->'''Illya''': [[YouBastard You bastard...]] they were... ''[[ItsPersonal they were my maids!]]'' [[SkewedPriorities Who's gonna cook my Toaster Strudels]] '''[[SkewedPriorities NOW,]]''' '''''[[SkewedPriorities YOU ASSHOLE]]?! ASSHOLE?!]] [[LethalChef DO I LOOK LIKE I KNOW HOW TO DO THAT]]?!'''''THAT?!]]'''''
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-->'''Illya''': [[YouBastard You bastard]] They were... ''[[ItsPersonal they were my maids!]]'' [[SkewedPriorities Who's gonna cook my Toaster Strudels]] '''[[SkewedPriorities NOW,]]''' ''[[SkewedPriorities YOU]]'' '''[[SkewedPriorities ASSHOLE]]?!''' '''''[[LethalChef DO I LOOK LIKE I KNOW HOW TO DO THAT]]?!'''''

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-->'''Illya''': [[YouBastard You bastard]] They bastard...]] they were... ''[[ItsPersonal they were my maids!]]'' [[SkewedPriorities Who's gonna cook my Toaster Strudels]] '''[[SkewedPriorities NOW,]]''' ''[[SkewedPriorities YOU]]'' '''[[SkewedPriorities ASSHOLE]]?!''' '''''[[LethalChef '''''[[SkewedPriorities YOU ASSHOLE]]?! [[LethalChef DO I LOOK LIKE I KNOW HOW TO DO THAT]]?!'''''
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-->'''Illya''': [[YouBastard You bastard]] They were... ''[[ItsPersonal they were my maids!]]'' [[SkewedPriorities Who's gonna cook my Toaster Strudels]] ''[[SkewedPriorities NOW, YOU]]'' '''[[SkewedPriorities ASSHOLE]]?!''' '''''[[LethalChef DO I LOOK LIKE I KNOW HOW TO DO THAT]]?!'''''

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-->'''Illya''': [[YouBastard You bastard]] They were... ''[[ItsPersonal they were my maids!]]'' [[SkewedPriorities Who's gonna cook my Toaster Strudels]] '''[[SkewedPriorities NOW,]]''' ''[[SkewedPriorities NOW, YOU]]'' '''[[SkewedPriorities ASSHOLE]]?!''' '''''[[LethalChef DO I LOOK LIKE I KNOW HOW TO DO THAT]]?!'''''
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-->'''Illya''': [[YouBastard You bastard]]... they were... ''[[ItsPersonal they were my maids!]]'' [[SkewedPriorities Who's gonna cook my Toaster Strudels]] ''[[SkewedPriorities NOW, YOU]]'' '''[[SkewedPriorities ASSHOLE]]?!''' '''''[[LethalChef DO I LOOK LIKE I KNOW HOW TO DO THAT]]?!'''''

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-->'''Illya''': [[YouBastard You bastard]]... they bastard]] They were... ''[[ItsPersonal they were my maids!]]'' [[SkewedPriorities Who's gonna cook my Toaster Strudels]] ''[[SkewedPriorities NOW, YOU]]'' '''[[SkewedPriorities ASSHOLE]]?!''' '''''[[LethalChef DO I LOOK LIKE I KNOW HOW TO DO THAT]]?!'''''
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-->'''Illya''': [[YouBastard You bastard]]... they were... ''[[ItsPersonal they were my maids!]]'' [[SkewedPriorities Who's gonna cook my Toaster Strudels]] '''[[SkewedPriorities NOW]]''', [[SkewedPriorities you]] '''[[SkewedPriorities ASSHOLE]]?!''' '''''[[LethalChef DO I LOOK LIKE I KNOW HOW TO DO THAT]]?!'''''

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-->'''Illya''': [[YouBastard You bastard]]... they were... ''[[ItsPersonal they were my maids!]]'' [[SkewedPriorities Who's gonna cook my Toaster Strudels]] '''[[SkewedPriorities NOW]]''', [[SkewedPriorities you]] ''[[SkewedPriorities NOW, YOU]]'' '''[[SkewedPriorities ASSHOLE]]?!''' '''''[[LethalChef DO I LOOK LIKE I KNOW HOW TO DO THAT]]?!'''''
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* Illya's reaction to Gilgamesh offing Sella and Leysritt:
-->'''Illya''': [[YouBastard You bastard]]... they were... ''[[ItsPersonal they were my maids!]]'' [[SkewedPriorities Who's gonna cook my Toaster Strudels]] '''[[SkewedPriorities NOW]]''', [[SkewedPriorities you]] '''[[SkewedPriorities ASSHOLE]]?!''' '''''[[LethalChef DO I LOOK LIKE I KNOW HOW TO DO THAT]]?!'''''
** It's harder to think of what makes this line funnier: the fact Illya's [[ComedicSociopathy more concerned over easily-made breakfast pastries than the fact her own maids were just murdered]], or [[[RichInDollarsPoorInSense the fact that it implies the pampered and well-off Illya]] is [[EpicFail completely helpless at very basic tasks]].
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'''Shiro''': I accept this.

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'''Shiro''': I accept this.\\
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* Rin helpfully informs Lancer that Archer is [[CaptainObviousReveal not, in fact, Satan]]. Shiro comments that he never thought Archer was Satan but just went along with it because of Rin.


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* Rin and Caster argue over polyamorous relationships.
--> '''Rin''': It is the current year, Medea. If I want to have a boyfriend and a girlfriend, that's my business. Don't be such a boomer.\\
'''Kuzuki''': That's rude.\\
'''Rin''': Baeber will always have a place in my heart.\\
'''Shiro''': I accept this.
'''Caster''': You dare accuse me of being close-minded, you whelp?! I'll have you know that Kuzuki and I are explicitly comfortable with a younger woman taking part in our relationship!
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** Upon hearing this, Rin instantly concludes that she knows who Lancer's master is.
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* Lancer's continued nicknaming of Archer as "Bite Me".

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* Lancer's continued nicknaming of Archer as "Bite Me". Oh, and Archer ''answers to it''.
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* Lancer's continued nicknaming of Archer as "Bite Me".
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* Just as Archer did, when Saber forms a contract with Rin, she promises to "fuck up ''all'' the bitches".
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* In response to Rin forming a contract with Saber.
-->'''Archer:''' THIS IS THE WORST TIMELINE!
-->'''Rin:''' THIS IS THE BEST TIMELINE!
-->'''Shirou:''' This is a timeline!
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* Lancer's limerick diss against Archer.
-->'''Lancer:''' There was a snide Archer in red,\\
No woman would join him in bed,\\
He picked the wrong side, and fate will decide,\\
If this fight will end with him dead!\\
'''Archer:''' Did you just call me a virgin through ''limerick''!?
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* Lancer offers to team up with Rin and Shiro, but says that his master won't be joining the effort since he is "the actual worst person alive".
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* Shirou and Saber's meeting with Kuzuki ends with him ominously saying that he's not fooled by their "familial lie". Then...
--> '''Kuzuki:''' She's an 8. 7 at worst. Good job, Emiya.
-->'''Shirou:''' Is there ''anyone'' who isn't attracted to my Servant?
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'''Shirou:''' On that note - back to work, Shirou! [[SmallStepsHero Today you save pipes]]; [[MissingStepsPlan tomorrow, ''the world'']]!

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'''Shirou:''' On that note - -- back to work, Shirou! [[SmallStepsHero Today you save pipes]]; [[MissingStepsPlan tomorrow, ''the world'']]!



* ... the flirting Kirei has towards Kiritsugu is ''uncomfortably'' apparent once he learns Shirou's name.

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* ... the flirting homoerotic tension Kirei has towards Kiritsugu is ''uncomfortably'' apparent once he learns Shirou's name.



-->'''Kiritsugu:''' One big crazy bag of marbles. Blue marbles. Red marbles. Half transparent marbles with a fun ''swirl'' in them. Some marbles are even more interesting. Some marbles you think are going to be limited edition with ''[[Myth/KingArthur king designs]]'', but then they're the equally limited but much more surprising [[HistoricalGenderFlip female king marble]]. Some argue that's debatably rarer. I argue that's anxiety inducing. Some like to abduct smaller marbles, then you gotta shoot that marble 'cause it's marble buddy brought a really [[EldritchAbomination big black tentacle marble]]. Marbles sure are random. Especially when you force them into wheelchairs, hold other marbles for ransom, forge a magical pact with a marble that forces you to watch as they grovel in pain on the ground, begging for the [[MercyKill sweet release of marble death]]. But you can't. [[MagicallyBindingContract Because you signed a magical marble pact]]. And you can only watch as its last marble breath escapes its marble lips.

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-->'''Kiritsugu:''' One big crazy bag of marbles. Blue marbles. Red marbles. Half transparent Half-transparent marbles with a fun ''swirl'' in them. Some marbles are even more interesting. Some marbles you think are going to be limited edition with ''[[Myth/KingArthur king designs]]'', but then they're the equally limited but much more surprising [[HistoricalGenderFlip female king marble]]. Some argue that's debatably rarer. I argue that's anxiety inducing. Some like to abduct smaller marbles, then you gotta shoot that marble 'cause it's its marble buddy brought a really [[EldritchAbomination big black tentacle marble]]. Marbles sure are random. Especially when you force them into wheelchairs, hold other marbles for ransom, forge a magical pact with a marble that forces you to watch as they grovel in pain on the ground, begging for the [[MercyKill sweet release of marble death]]. But you can't. [[MagicallyBindingContract Because you signed a magical marble pact]]. And you can only watch as its last marble breath escapes its marble lips.



* Assassin's story of how and why he developed Tsubame Gaeshi... [[MundaneUtility namely to get rid of birds in his garden without putting their bits everywhere]].

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* Assassin's story of how and why he developed Tsubame Gaeshi... [[MundaneUtility namely to get rid of remove birds in from his garden without putting getting their gross bird bits everywhere]].



'''Sakura:''' (weakly) Oh cool. Nice that in my final moments you come to find me. After all, talking when I'm in perfectly good health would've been outrageous, stupid idiot.\\

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'''Sakura:''' (weakly) ''(weakly)'' Oh cool. Nice that in my final moments you come to find me. After all, talking when I'm in perfectly good health would've been outrageous, stupid idiot.\\



'''Sakura:''' (weakly) If you bring home one more broken pipe you don't need I'm gonna crack you up so bad with it. The only broken thing that needs fixing is your inability to commit to a relationship on any level.\\

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'''Sakura:''' (weakly) ''(weakly)'' If you bring home one more broken pipe you don't need I'm gonna crack you up so bad with it. The only broken thing that needs fixing is your inability to commit to a relationship on any level.\\



** Rin doesn’t mind at all. [[ProudBeauty She knows what she’s got]].

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** Rin doesn’t doesn't mind at all. [[ProudBeauty She knows what she’s she's got]].



-->'''Sella''': Stop, and die. Just... stop screaming, and die. This will be so much more pleasant for everyone if you would just stop screaming and then- ''cue Gilgamesh''

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-->'''Sella''': Stop, and die. Just... stop screaming, and die. This will be so much more pleasant for everyone if you would just stop screaming and then- ''cue Gilgamesh''(''cue Gilgamesh'')
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** ''Almost'' telling Shinji to get away from [[RessurectiveImmortality Berserker's]] corpse, before backing down and telling him to stay right where he was instead.

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** ''Almost'' telling Shinji to get away from [[RessurectiveImmortality [[ResurrectiveImmortality Berserker's]] corpse, before backing down and telling him to stay right where he was instead.
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** Being completely unfazed by the fact that God Hand [[AdaptiveImmunity renders Berserker practically immune to whatever killed him prior]], because he just needs more weapons and doesn't see it as a problem.

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** Being completely unfazed by the fact that God Hand [[AdaptiveImmunity [[AdaptiveAbility renders Berserker practically immune to whatever killed him prior]], because he just needs more weapons and doesn't see it as a problem.
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** Referencing WesternAnimation/{{Hercules}} several times.

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** Referencing WesternAnimation/{{Hercules}} ''WesternAnimation/{{Hercules}}'' several times.
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* Leysritt is absolutely ''hysterical'' this episode. From her constant inquiries of "big axe (mode) engage?", to still being as gangsta as before, to her surprising enthusiasm about Illya considering making birds with tiny wolf heads (or "wirds"("words"?), as she puts it), every single scene with her is hilarious.
* Sella is absolutely not having Shinji's... well, anything, really.
-->'''Sella''': Stop, and die. Just... stop screaming, and die. This will be so much more pleasant for everyone if you would just stop screaming and then- ''cue Gilgamesh''
* Speaking of Gilgamesh, he's also absolutely amazing, bouncing between BlackComedy and somehow being more him than his canon self. In order...
** Accidentally(?) referencing ''VideoGame/FateExtra'' by claiming it should suffice to call his class "Gilgamesh".
** Being surprised that the Einzbern homunculi can, in his words, "function as doorbells" if murdered.
** Telling Berserker to "batter up" before they proceed to fight, in reference to himself having just called his axe-sword a bat.
** ''Almost'' telling Shinji to get away from [[RessurectiveImmortality Berserker's]] corpse, before backing down and telling him to stay right where he was instead.
** Being completely unfazed by the fact that God Hand [[AdaptiveImmunity renders Berserker practically immune to whatever killed him prior]], because he just needs more weapons and doesn't see it as a problem.
** Referencing WesternAnimation/{{Hercules}} several times.
** Being technically correct about only having three Noble Phantasms. (Gate of Babylon is counted as a single one despite the individual ranks and effects of the various weapons inside)
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* Saber's opinion of the Archer Class being a ''Knight'' Class is rather unfounded when it comes to [[CombatPragmatist Archer]]... [[IHatePastMe especially when the chance to kill Shirou arises.]]
--> '''Rin''': Once I'm out of blast range, I plan to demolish you and everything within 500 feet of you, tactical nuke-style!\\
'''Shirou''': Rin?\\
'''Rin''': Having recently learned my Servant is an ''ARCHER'', it seemed like the best course of action.\\
'''Saber''': Surely your Servant would not be fine with such underhanded tactics.\\
'''Archer''': [[InstantlyProvenWrong No, I'm 100% on board with this.]] Should we kill the boy first? [[BlatantLies I'm thinking he's the real threat here]].



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** Bonus points for the second RunningGag regarding [[IHatePastMe Archer's]] [[{{Satan}} supposed identity]].
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-->'''Daughter''': Mommy, why is that swordsman bleeding so much?\\

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-->'''Daughter''': Mommy, why is that swordsman swordman bleeding so much?\\



'''Daughter''': I hope his journey nears its completion!

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'''Daughter''': I hope his journey nears its completion!completion.
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* ... the FoeYay Kirei has towards Kiritsugu is ''uncomfortably'' apparent once he learns Shirou's name.

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* ... the FoeYay flirting Kirei has towards Kiritsugu is ''uncomfortably'' apparent once he learns Shirou's name.

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