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* Lancer offers to team up with Rin and Shiro, but says that his master won't be joining the effort since he is "the actual worst person alive".

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* Lancer shows up. Shirou and Rin ''immediately start freaking out'' and rapidly bickering about what they should do. Lancer just takes it in stride and watches with amusement. "I can wait."
* Lancer offers to team up with Rin and Shiro, Shirou, but says that his master won't be joining the effort since he is "the actual worst person alive".



* Rin helpfully informs Lancer that Archer is [[CaptainObviousReveal not, in fact, Satan]]. Shiro comments that he never thought Archer was Satan but just went along with it because of Rin.

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* Rin helpfully informs Lancer that Archer is [[CaptainObviousReveal not, in fact, Satan]]. Shiro Shirou comments that he never thought Archer was Satan but just went along with it because of Rin.



'''Shiro''': I accept this.\\

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'''Shiro''': '''Shirou''': I accept this.\\



* Everyone gets irritated that Archer keeps speaking cryptically. Saber eventually yells at him to speak in plain English (even commenting that ''she's the one saying it''), but he does not comply.



* Saber telling Archer to ''speak like a normal human being''.

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* Saber telling Everyone gets irritated that Archer keeps speaking cryptically. Saber eventually yells at him to ''speak like a normal human being''.speak in plain English (even commenting that ''she's the one saying it''), but he does not comply.
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* Saber telling Archer to ''speak like a normal human being''.
--> '''Saber''': For once in your life, can you speak like a human being?! I'm saying that! ME!
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* Everyone gets irritated that Archer keeps speaking cryptically. Saber eventually yells at him to speak in plain English, but he does not comply.

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* Everyone gets irritated that Archer keeps speaking cryptically. Saber eventually yells at him to speak in plain English, English (even commenting that ''she's the one saying it''), but he does not comply.

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* The code Archer is forced to say in order to get near Shirou.
-->'''[[ShoutOut xVx_3m1y@_]][[FunWithSubtitles xVx_KillMeee]]:''' ''(gritted teeth)'' [[BabyTalk Mista Shiwou, big tuff muscle myan,]] [[EmbarrassingPassword would it be okay if wittle ole' me mosey'd on over dere for a byit?]][[labelnote:*]]Pipe: I am *so* glad I could be here for this...[[/labelnote]]
* What surprises Archer more than anything about this timeline is the fact that [[ShipSinking Shirou doesn't have romantic interest in Saber]]. Ironically, Saber is horrified at the thought of dating Shirou, but seems to have formed a begrudging crush on Archer.
--->'''[[FunWithSubtitles Tiger Mom]]:''' Shirou is like a son to me, good sir![[labelnote:*]]'''Mordred:''' Da fuck, Mom?![[/labelnote]]

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* The code * Archer shows up to help Shirou recover from his HeroicRROD, though there is forced to say in order to get a complication.
-->'''Saber:''' What's the catch?\\
'''Archer:''' Rin used a Seal and... kinda... she made it so I can't go
near Shirou.
-->'''[[ShoutOut xVx_3m1y@_]][[FunWithSubtitles
you unless I ask and you give permission. [[EmbarrassingPassword I have to ask a certain way.]] The catch is, ''[[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain you immediately erase this from your memory.]]''\\
'''Shirou:''' O-kay...\\
'''[[FunWithSubtitles xVx_3m1y@_]][[WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged
xVx_KillMeee]]:''' ''(gritted teeth)'' (''through gritted teeth'') [[BabyTalk Mista Shiwou, big tuff muscle myan,]] [[EmbarrassingPassword myan, would it be okay if wittle ole' me mosey'd on over dere for a byit?]][[labelnote:*]]Pipe: I am *so* glad I could be here for this...[[/labelnote]]
[[/labelnote]]\\
(''StunnedSilence'')\\
'''Shirou:''' [[SarcasmFailure Yeah. Yeah, it's uh, it's okay.]]
* What surprises After blasting Shirou's idealism yet again, Archer more than anything about this timeline is the fact that [[ShipSinking decides to leave [[ShipperOnDeck so Shirou doesn't have romantic interest in Saber]]. Ironically, and Saber is horrified at can be alone]], to their confusion.
-->'''Shirou:''' Alone?\\
'''Saber:''' Why would we want that?\\
'''Archer:''' Be-cause
the thought two of dating Shirou, but seems to have formed you... aren't you two, like, a begrudging crush on Archer.
--->'''[[FunWithSubtitles
thing? Like, romantically?\\
'''Shirou:''' [[UnequalPairing Oh my god, that's inappropriate!]]\\
'''[[FunWithSubtitles
Tiger Mom]]:''' Shirou is like a son to me, good sir![[labelnote:*]]'''Mordred:''' Da fuck, Mom?![[/labelnote]]Mom?![[/labelnote]]\\
'''Archer:''' Are you kidding? [[MetaGuy W-what kind of messed-up world is this]] where ''Shirou Emiya doesn't even''- (''deep breath'') Alright, alright, alright, not worth it, not worth it. This isn't worth it. Neither of you is worth this. You two sit here and platonically hold hands or whatever, I'm done with you. (''vanishes'')\\
'''Shirou:''' I am ''incapable'' of understanding that man!\\
'''Saber:''' [[ShipTease Abs for days, though.]]



* Shirou is fiercely against Rin moving into his house, until she says she'll be sharing a bed with Saber.
-->[[GirlOnGirlIsHot "You may stay."]]

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* Shirou is fiercely against Shirou's ready to send Rin moving into his house, until she says she'll home, only to be corrected.
-->'''Rin:''' Oh, sorry, did I not tell you? I'm living here now.\\
'''Shirou:''' No you're not!\\
'''Rin:''' So is Archer.\\
'''Shirou:''' No ''he's'' not!\\
'''Rin:''' And I'm
sharing a room with Saber.\\
'''Shirou:''' Go on...\\
'''Rin:''' And
a bed with Saber.
-->[[GirlOnGirlIsHot "You
Saber.\\
'''Shirou:''' [[GirlOnGirlIsHot You
may stay."]]
]]\\
'''Rin:''' It's cute that you pretend that you had permission to give. This is gonna work out.\\
'''Shirou:''' ...I have no control over my life, do I?\\
'''Rin:''' (''offscreen'') I'm taking your Servant on a date tomorrow! You'll be required to carry our things!\\
'''Shirou:''' Nope.
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* Shirou, Rin, Shinji and Gilgamesh fall into a [[MexicanStandoff "good old-fashioned Grail War stand-off,"]] with Rin threatening to kill Shinji if Gilgamesh moves. Gilgamesh ''gives them permission'' to kill his supposed "master." Rin instead spares him out of pure spite.
-->'''Shinji:''' Sh-shooting me won't stop Gilgamesh, of course-\\
'''Gilgamesh:''' (''casually'') Oh, but it might make you feel better. He's right there. Offer going once...\\
'''Shinji:''' GILGAMESH?!\\
'''Gilgamesh:''' (''mockingly'') ''Gilgamesh, please don't let them shoot me to death!'' That is what your obnoxious squawking sounds like, Shinji.\\
'''Rin:''' Whatever, leave. It's obvious you don't need Shinji. [[CruelMercy You can enjoy keeping him around as your court jester, or boyfriend, or... whatever this is.]]\\
'''Shinji:''' How ''dare'' you!\\
'''Gilgamesh:''' I ''want'' to empathize that "how dare you," but agreeing with Shinji leaves the taste of vomit in my mouth.
* At the end of another brutal episode...
-->'''Shirou:''' (''voice cracking'') Well ''now'' what do we do?!\\
'''Rin:''' Heckin'... (''sigh'') I dunno, man.

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* Kirei's initial disappointment that Shirou isn't another SerialKiller. But...

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* Kirei's initial disappointment that Shirou isn't another SerialKiller. Doubly so with Shirou cheerily noting he’s a high-school student in a matter-of-fact tone. But...


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* Shirou singing “Hero” as he chases after Rin. It’s so silly yet endearing.


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** At that, the whole RunningGag of Rin trying to eliminate Shirou with dirty tactics. He’s already used to it the moment she started, indicated by how he perfectly summarised her first attempt to Issei over the phone.
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* Archer tries to clue Lancer in to using his Noble Phantasm. When it doesn't work, he switches to insults:
--> '''Archer:''' Hey, Hound! How does it feel being someone's attack poodle?\\
'''Lancer:''' ''(raises his spear at Archer)'' [[TranquilFury What]] did you call me, Archer?\\
'''Archer:''' Also, heroes are stupid, pride is worthless, and potatoes are a compromise, not a food.

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