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* Kirei tells Gilgamesh that meeting Shirou made him feel jubilation, invigoration, and other words that end in "ation".
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* Archer trolling Shirou by perpetually finger-snapping.
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* Archer trolling Shirou by perpetually finger-snapping. For bonus points, it sounds like [[BrickJoke marbles]].
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* Saber's thoughts on Rin's blatant obsession with getting hold of her:
-->'''Saber:''' Be cautious Master, this chick is cray-cray. Cray-Cray. Cray-cray? Is that something people say now?
-->'''Saber:''' Be cautious Master, this chick is cray-cray. Cray-Cray. Cray-cray? Is that something people say now?
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* Saber's Rin quickly devolves into a screaming, hair-tearing tantrum when Shirou doesn't immediately hand her Saber.
* Saber herself's thoughts on Rin'sblatant obsession with getting hold of her:
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-->'''Saber:''' Becautious cautious, Master, this chick is cray-cray. Cray-Cray. Cray-cray? Is that something people say now?
* Saber herself's thoughts on Rin's
-->'''Saber:''' Be
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* Archer trolling Shirou by making marble noises.
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* Archer trolling Shirou by making marble noises.perpetually finger-snapping.
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* Saber and Assassin's [[EntertaininglyWrong attempts to identify each other]]. He thinks she's Jeanne d'Arc (wouldn't be the first time), and she thinks he's UsefulNotes/MiyamotoMusashi, or, as Assassin would call him, "Master of the Sharpened Oar, Hero of the Blinding Sun, Progenitor of Being a Hack". The last one tips Saber off about him being UsefulNotes/SasakiKojiro.
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* Saber and Assassin's [[EntertaininglyWrong attempts to identify each other]]. He thinks she's Jeanne d'Arc (wouldn't be the first time), and she thinks he's UsefulNotes/MiyamotoMusashi, or, as Assassin would call him, "Master of the Sharpened Oar, Hero of the Blinding Sun, Progenitor of Being a Hack". The last one His reaction tips Saber off about him being UsefulNotes/SasakiKojiro.that he's UsefulNotes/SasakiKojiro --
-->'''Assassin:''' ... and by that, I mean that's who I ''would'' be if I existed, but I don't!\\
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'''Saber:''' I was just thinking... a man this enjoyable to fight ''couldn't'' exist! And I was right. And I am sad.
-->'''Assassin:''' ... and by that, I mean that's who I ''would'' be if I existed, but I don't!\\
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'''Saber:''' I was just thinking... a man this enjoyable to fight ''couldn't'' exist! And I was right. And I am sad.
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* Shirou's ignorance in calling his Magecraft "Magic", which in the Nasuverse are two different things. Both Archer and Caster call him out on it.
-->'''Shirou:''' Tomayto, tomahto.
-->'''Archer:''' More like tomato to-Nuclear Warhead!
-->'''Shirou:''' Tomayto, tomahto.
-->'''Archer:''' More like tomato to-Nuclear Warhead!
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** And despite how much she annoys him, this reason is still enough for Archer.
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* Speaking of Kirei and Shirou:Shirou (and future Shirou):
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** Which is also HilariousInHindsight since Archer is [[spoiler:(a) future Shirou]].
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** The BrickJoke, after Archer gets in one more jab about Shirou's "stupid dream":
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** Which is probably some fierce FridgeBrilliance considering this series implies that Archer is Shirou from the Creator/StudioDeen ''Fate/stay night'' anime...where Saber was Shirou's LoveInterest due to being an adaptation of the ''Fate'' route.
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** Saber and Assassin's [[EntertaininglyWrong attempts to identify each other]]. He thinks she's Jeanne d'Arc (wouldn't be the first time), and she thinks he's Miyamoto Musashi (or as Assassin would call him, "Master of the Sharpened Oar, Hero of the Blinding Sun, Progenitor of Being a Hack").
*** Which tips Saber off about him being Sasaki Kojiro
*** Which tips Saber off about him being Sasaki Kojiro
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*** Which
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-->'''Saber''': It's like that word was handcrafted by the Devil itself to torment me...
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-->'''Saber''': It's like that word was handcrafted by the Devil itself to torment me...me...
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*** Which tips Saber off about him being Sasaki Kojiro
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* Assassin's story of how he developed Tsubame Gaeshi... [[MundaneUtility namely to get rid of birds in his garden without putting their bits everywhere]].
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* Assassin's story of how and why he developed Tsubame Gaeshi... [[MundaneUtility namely to get rid of birds in his garden without putting their bits everywhere]].
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* Saber [[RunningGag is once again powerless against Shirou's "No"]].
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* Saber [[RunningGag is once again powerless against Shirou's "No"]]."No"]].
-->'''Saber''': It's like that word was handcrafted by the Devil itself to torment me...
-->'''Saber''': It's like that word was handcrafted by the Devil itself to torment me...
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* Shirou tries to demonstrate Reinforcement to Saber, but every object he tries it on keeps breaking, causing him to rant. Saber bails when he's about to try it on a lightbulb.
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* Saber [[RunningGag is powerless against Shirou's "No"]].
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* Saber [[RunningGag is once again powerless against Shirou's "No"]].
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* Despite clearly not wanting to save Shirou, Archer still decides to do so, because if Caster was to get Saber instead of Rin, he would never end the end of it. Of course, if Rin ''was'' the one to get Saber, he ''also'' would never hear the end of it, but lesser of two evils...
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-->'''Assassin''': Hey, I'm just the wraith, I didn't write this!
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-->'''Assassin''': Hey, I'm just the wraith, I didn't write this!this!
* Saber [[RunningGag is powerless against Shirou's "No"]].
* Saber [[RunningGag is powerless against Shirou's "No"]].
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* Assassin's story of how he developed Tsubame Gaeshi... [[MundaneUtility namely to get rid of cobibris in his garden without putting bird bits everywhere]].
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* Assassin's story of how he developed Tsubame Gaeshi... [[MundaneUtility namely to get rid of cobibris birds in his garden without putting bird their bits everywhere]].
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* How did Archer get pass Assassin? By telling him a more competent sworman than him (Saber) was on his way.
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* How did Archer get pass Assassin? By telling him a more competent sworman swordsman than him (Saber) was on his way.
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* Assassin's story of how he developped Tsubame Gaeshi... [[MundaneUtility namely to get rid of cobibris in his garden without putting bird bits everywhere]].
-->'''Saber''': So, instead of [[MundaneSolution hiring a cleaning lady]], you developped a technique that reaches beyond true magic. That's absurd!
-->'''Saber''': So, instead of [[MundaneSolution hiring a cleaning lady]], you developped a technique that reaches beyond true magic. That's absurd!
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* Assassin's story of how he developped developed Tsubame Gaeshi... [[MundaneUtility namely to get rid of cobibris in his garden without putting bird bits everywhere]].
-->'''Saber''': So, instead of [[MundaneSolution hiring a cleaning lady]], youdevelopped developed a technique that reaches beyond true magic. That's absurd!
-->'''Saber''': So, instead of [[MundaneSolution hiring a cleaning lady]], you
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** Saber and Assassin's [[EntertaininglyWrong attempts to identify each other]]. He thinks she's Jeanne d'Arc (wouldn't be the first time), and she thinks he's Miyamoto Musashi (or as Assassin would call him, "Master of the Sharpened Oar, Hero of the Blinding Sun, Progenitor of Being a Hack").
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-->'''Assassin''': Hey, I'm just the wraith, I didn't write this!
** Saber and Assassin's [[EntertaininglyWrong attempts to identify each other]]. He thinks she's Jeanne d'Arc (wouldn't be the first time), and she thinks he's Miyamoto Musashi (or as Assassin would call him, "Master of the Sharpened Oar, Hero of the Blinding Sun, Progenitor of Being a Hack").
** Saber and Assassin's [[EntertaininglyWrong attempts to identify each other]]. He thinks she's Jeanne d'Arc (wouldn't be the first time), and she thinks he's Miyamoto Musashi (or as Assassin would call him, "Master of the Sharpened Oar, Hero of the Blinding Sun, Progenitor of Being a Hack").
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-->'''Assassin''': Hey, I'm just the wraith, I didn't write this!
** Saber and Assassin's [[EntertaininglyWrong attempts to identify each other]]. He thinks she's Jeanne d'Arc (wouldn't be the first time), and she thinks he's Miyamoto Musashi (or as Assassin would call him, "Master of the Sharpened Oar, Hero of the Blinding Sun, Progenitor of Being a Hack").this!
** Saber and Assassin's [[EntertaininglyWrong attempts to identify each other]]. He thinks she's Jeanne d'Arc (wouldn't be the first time), and she thinks he's Miyamoto Musashi (or as Assassin would call him, "Master of the Sharpened Oar, Hero of the Blinding Sun, Progenitor of Being a Hack").
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* Shirou starts ''really'' getting irritated when he finds out Caster ''also'' wants Saber.
-->'''Shirou''': COME ON! Is there ''anyone'' in this War who ''isn't'' in love with my Servant?!
* How did Archer get pass Assassin? By telling him a more competent sworman than him (Saber) was on his way.
-->'''Caster''': DAMN THAT MAN AND HIS [[BloodKnight BATTLE FETISH!]]
-->'''Shirou''': COME ON! Is there ''anyone'' in this War who ''isn't'' in love with my Servant?!
* How did Archer get pass Assassin? By telling him a more competent sworman than him (Saber) was on his way.
-->'''Caster''': DAMN THAT MAN AND HIS [[BloodKnight BATTLE FETISH!]]
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* Assassin's story of how he developped Tsubame Gaeshi... [[MundaneUtility namely to get rid of cobibris in his garden without putting bird bits everywhere]].
-->'''Saber''': So, instead of [[MundaneSolution hiring a cleaning lady]], you developped a technique that reaches beyond true magic. That's absurd!
-->'''Assassin''': Hey, I'm just the wraith, I didn't write this!
-->'''Saber''': So, instead of [[MundaneSolution hiring a cleaning lady]], you developped a technique that reaches beyond true magic. That's absurd!
-->'''Assassin''': Hey, I'm just the wraith, I didn't write this!
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* Archer trolling Shirou by making marble noises.
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-->'''Shinji:''' [[ImplausibleDeniability I am probably not Shinji!]]
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-->'''Shinji:''' [[ImplausibleDeniability I am probably not Shinji!]]Shinji!]]
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* Assassin introduces himself as Saber... to the real Saber. The wind gets taken out of his sails pretty quickly after that. He can only ask her to tell any Servant who hasn't encountered either of them that he's a Saber, and it turns out only Rider hasn't done so.
** Saber and Assassin's [[EntertaininglyWrong attempts to identify each other]]. He thinks she's Jeanne d'Arc (wouldn't be the first time), and she thinks he's Miyamoto Musashi (or as Assassin would call him, "Master of the Sharpened Oar, Hero of the Blinding Sun, Progenitor of Being a Hack").
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* Assassin introduces himself as Saber... to the real Saber. The wind gets taken out of his sails pretty quickly after that. He can only ask her to tell any Servant who hasn't encountered either of them that he's a Saber, and it turns out only Rider hasn't done so.
** Saber and Assassin's [[EntertaininglyWrong attempts to identify each other]]. He thinks she's Jeanne d'Arc (wouldn't be the first time), and she thinks he's Miyamoto Musashi (or as Assassin would call him, "Master of the Sharpened Oar, Hero of the Blinding Sun, Progenitor of Being a Hack").
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* Before that, during the fight with Lancer, Saber using modern slang.
-->'''Saber:'''[[note]] in the English(Canada) subs, S-Dizzle [[/note]] [[PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy Fo'Shizzle]].
-->'''Saber:'''[[note]] in the English(Canada) subs, S-Dizzle [[/note]] [[PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy Fo'Shizzle]].
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Rin clearly pronounces it Babe-er.
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-->'''Rin:''' This servant... she isn't just Saber... she's... ''Bae''-er.
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-->'''Rin:''' This servant... she isn't just Saber... she's... ''Bae''-er.''Babe''-er.
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-->'''Rin:''' I WANT YOUR SERVANT, GIMME BAE-ER!
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-->'''Rin:''' I WANT YOUR SERVANT, GIMME BAE-ER!BABE-ER!
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-->'''Rin:''' This servant... she isn't just Saber... she's... ''Babe''-er.
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-->'''Rin:''' This servant... she isn't just Saber... she's... ''Babe''-er.''Bae''-er.
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-->'''Rin:''' I WANT YOUR SERVANT, GIMME BABE-ER!BAE-ER!
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-->'''Rin:''' I ''love'' your friend Shirou.
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-->'''Rin:''' I ''love'' your friend friend, Shirou.
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* Archer sarcastically suggests that Lancer might be an Archer servant thanks to the possibility of being able to throw his spear.
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* Archer sarcastically suggests that Lancer might be an Archer servant thanks to the possibility of being able to he could throw his spear.
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* The FoeYay Kirei has towards Kiritsugu is ''uncomfortably'' apparent once he learns Shirou's name.
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* The Kirei's initial disappointment that Shirou isn't another SerialKiller. But...
* ... the FoeYay Kirei has towards Kiritsugu is ''uncomfortably'' apparent once he learns Shirou's name.
* ... the FoeYay Kirei has towards Kiritsugu is ''uncomfortably'' apparent once he learns Shirou's name.
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* Archer posturing in front of Lancer while simultaneously trying to persuade Rin of [[OhCrap just how much trouble they're in]].
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* Lancer demands Archer's name, yet is not forthcoming with his own.
-->'''Lancer:''' What's your true name, [[MistakenIdentity Saber]]?\\
'''Archer:''' Bite me. What's yours?\\
'''Lancer:''' Me? [[BlatantLies My name's Mario]]. [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros First name Mario, last name Mario. Mario Mario.]]\\
'''Archer:''' Funny. I took you for the great Italian spearman, Cu Chu''lame.''\\
'''Lancer:''' Bite me, "Bite Me."
* Once he figures out Lancer's identity, Archerposturing postures in front of Lancer him while simultaneously trying to persuade Rin of [[OhCrap just how much trouble they're in]].
-->'''Lancer:''' What's your true name, [[MistakenIdentity Saber]]?\\
'''Archer:''' Bite me. What's yours?\\
'''Lancer:''' Me? [[BlatantLies My name's Mario]]. [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros First name Mario, last name Mario. Mario Mario.]]\\
'''Archer:''' Funny. I took you for the great Italian spearman, Cu Chu''lame.''\\
'''Lancer:''' Bite me, "Bite Me."
* Once he figures out Lancer's identity, Archer
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* Saber's thoughts on Rin's blatant obsession with getting her from Shirou:
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* Saber's thoughts on Rin's blatant obsession with getting her from Shirou:hold of her:
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** Speaking of Kirei and Shirou:
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* Speaking of Kirei and Shirou:
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-->'''Rider:''' re you referring to Shinji Matou? Heir to the withering Matou bloodline? Brother of the beautiful, sagacious Sakura Matou? ''(grins)'' [[BlatantLies Never heard of him.]]
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-->'''Rider:''' re Are you referring to Shinji Matou? Heir to the withering Matou bloodline? Brother of the beautiful, sagacious Sakura Matou? ''(grins)'' [[BlatantLies Never heard of him.]]
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'''Shirou''':...Noooo?\\
'''Saber''':...Damn you. Damn you truly. You win this time.
'''Saber''':...Damn you. Damn you truly. You win this time.
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* Ayako's only scene, in which she repeatedly reminds Shirou [[AsYouKnow and the audience]] about how great he is at [=ARCHERy=]. In the middle of telling Shirou of how great an ARCHER he is, Ayako deduces that Rin has a grudge against him from an earlier incident where Rin gave her a knife covered in glowing goo and told her to stab him. And when Ayako refused, Rin gave her a second knife and told her to not fail her again.
-->'''Ayako:''' Obviously, I'm not gonna stab you.
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-->'''Sakura:''' Please don't tell me you instantly forgot about me...
-->'''Shirou:''' Sakura! I would never!
-->'''Shirou:''' Sakura! I would never!
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-->'''Sakura:''' Please don't tell me you instantly forgot about me...
I was in front of you...
-->'''Shirou:''' Sakura! [[TemptingFate I wouldnever!never!]]
* While fighting Rider, Shirou hears Shinji laughing from a distance, and easily realizes who's commanding her. Rider has her own thoughts on the matter.
-->'''Rider:''' re you referring to Shinji Matou? Heir to the withering Matou bloodline? Brother of the beautiful, sagacious Sakura Matou? ''(grins)'' [[BlatantLies Never heard of him.]]
-->'''Shinji:''' How DARE you speak of me in this manner!
-->'''Shirou:''' Yeah, that's definitely Shinji.
-->'''Shinji:''' [[ImplausibleDeniability I am probably not Shinji!]]
-->'''Shirou:''' Sakura! [[TemptingFate I would
* While fighting Rider, Shirou hears Shinji laughing from a distance, and easily realizes who's commanding her. Rider has her own thoughts on the matter.
-->'''Rider:''' re you referring to Shinji Matou? Heir to the withering Matou bloodline? Brother of the beautiful, sagacious Sakura Matou? ''(grins)'' [[BlatantLies Never heard of him.]]
-->'''Shinji:''' How DARE you speak of me in this manner!
-->'''Shirou:''' Yeah, that's definitely Shinji.
-->'''Shinji:''' [[ImplausibleDeniability I am probably not Shinji!]]
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** Which is probably some fierce FridgeBrilliance considering this series implies that Archer is Shirou from the Creator/StudioDeen ''Fate/stay night'' anime...where Saber was Shirou's LoveInterest due to being an adaptation of the ''Fate'' route.
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** Which is probably some fierce FridgeBrilliance considering this series implies that Archer is Shirou from the Creator/StudioDeen ''Fate/stay night'' anime...where Saber was Shirou's LoveInterest due to being an adaptation of the ''Fate'' route.route.
* After consulting with Sakura about what Rin was doing with Ayako earlier, Shirou mutters to himself about how Rin is serious about the Holy Grail War. Thing is, he forgot where he was for a second.
-->'''Sakura:''' ''([[FunWithSubtitles Rider's Master]])'' The Holy Grail War?
-->'''Shirou:''' What?
-->'''Sakura:''' ''([[FunWithSubtitles mentally facepalming]])'' You just said Holy Grail War, right in front of me.
-->'''Shirou:''' I most certainly did not!
-->'''Sakura:''' Please don't tell me you instantly forgot about me...
-->'''Shirou:''' Sakura! I would never!
* After consulting with Sakura about what Rin was doing with Ayako earlier, Shirou mutters to himself about how Rin is serious about the Holy Grail War. Thing is, he forgot where he was for a second.
-->'''Sakura:''' ''([[FunWithSubtitles Rider's Master]])'' The Holy Grail War?
-->'''Shirou:''' What?
-->'''Sakura:''' ''([[FunWithSubtitles mentally facepalming]])'' You just said Holy Grail War, right in front of me.
-->'''Shirou:''' I most certainly did not!
-->'''Sakura:''' Please don't tell me you instantly forgot about me...
-->'''Shirou:''' Sakura! I would never!
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-->'''Saber''': As your Servant I demand that you respect my authority as a Hero and give me permission to come to school irregardless of whether you want me to or not!...Please?\\
'''Shirou''':...Noooo?\\
'''Saber''':...Damn you. Damn you truly. You win this time.
-->'''Saber''': As your Servant I demand that you respect my authority as a Hero and give me permission to come to school irregardless of whether you want me to or not!...Please?\\
'''Shirou''':...Noooo?\\
'''Saber''':...Damn you. Damn you truly. You win this time.
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-->'''Rin:''' ...You're weird. You're weird about Shirou.Shirou.
** Which is probably some fierce FridgeBrilliance considering this series implies that Archer is Shirou from the Creator/StudioDeen ''Fate/stay night'' anime...where Saber was Shirou's LoveInterest due to being an adaptation of the ''Fate'' route.
** Which is probably some fierce FridgeBrilliance considering this series implies that Archer is Shirou from the Creator/StudioDeen ''Fate/stay night'' anime...where Saber was Shirou's LoveInterest due to being an adaptation of the ''Fate'' route.
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* Archer's reason for the living room being destroyed. You can't tell if he's being serious or not.
-->'''Archer:''' I saw a spider, so I threw a table at it. It survived, so I threw a cabinet. This continued. The spider escaped. I assure you I mean to track it down.
* Rin is completely convinced that 1. Archer is a Saber servant, 2. He's Actually Satan (the Actually is important). No matter how hard he tries, Archer can't convince her otherwise.
* Rin's reason for fighting the Holy Grail War is that so she can obtain the Holy Grail... as in, just the cup, not the wish.
-->'''Rin:''' I just want to stand over the corpses of six fallen heroes drinking ginger-ale from a goblet touched by the blood of Christ. Teenage girl stuff!
** And despite how much she annoys him, this reason is still enough for Archer.
-->'''Archer:''' Fuck it, I'm in! I'm all about that zero-accountability life!
* One of Lancer's quirks is spouting limericks at the people he's trying to kill. It's still badass, but the fact that he's even doing it in the first place is hilarious.
* Archer sarcastically suggests that Lancer might be an Archer servant thanks to the possibility of being able to throw his spear.
-->'''Rin:''' You can't just throw a weapon and call yourself an Archer, stupid!
-->'''Archer:''' You sure about that? You sure that's a fact, Rin?
* Archer posturing in front of Lancer while simultaneously trying to persuade Rin of [[OhCrap just how much trouble they're in]].
-->'''Archer:''' Prepare yourself, Lancer. You've selected a terrible opponent as your first.\\
'''Archer:''' (mentally) ''Rin, we need to get the FUCK out of here!''\\
'''Rin:''' ''What? Why?''\\
'''Archer:''' ''This guy is going to DESTROY me!''\\
'''Rin:''' ''Nah, you got this!''\\
'''Archer:''' ''He's pretty much Irish Hercules, Rin!''\\
'''Rin:''' ''But, is he '''Satan?'''''\\
'''Lancer:''' You're looking pretty distracted there, Saber.\\
'''Archer:''' Just granting you the final moments deserved by a calf about to be slaughtered.\\
'''Archer:''' (mentally) ''Rin, he is GOING TO MURDER ME!''
* Rin's reaction to [[EvenTheGirlsWantHer the real Saber]].
-->'''Rin:''' This servant... she isn't just Saber... she's... ''Babe''-er.
-->'''Archer:''' Beautiful last words, Rin.
* Thanks to who he's voiced by, the Youtube [[FunWithSubtitles subtitles]] nearly call Shirou [[WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged Kirito]] before correcting themselves.
* Shirou meets Ilya.
-->'''Ilya:''' It would be a terrible night to die. ''(disappears)''
-->'''Shirou:''' Uh... I don't disagree with that, but context please?! Hello?! Tiny frightening child?!
* Shirou gives himself away with his {{Squee}} over Gáe Bolg.
-->'''Lancer:''' Who's there? ''Who just complimented us?''
* While lecturing a dying Shirou on why he wouldn't want to be a hero, Lancer uses the ultimate fate of Fergus Mac Roich as an example of a "tragic bullshit ending".
-->'''Lancer:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext A blind spearman got him. While swimming.]] Sucks to be Fergus. Sucks to be you.
** And when Shirou is revived by Rin.
-->'''Shirou:''' I'm okay! Suck it, Fergus! ...Whoever you are!
* This exchange:
-->'''Shirou:''' You know what, Lancer? I've got a whole can of 'not your business' with your name on it.
-->'''Lancer:''' So, like, [[{{Metaphorgotten}} the can is my business, but not what's inside the can]]. That is a weird metaphor.
* From the moment she's summoned, Saber is clearly seething from the events of ''Anime/FateZero''.
-->'''Shirou:''' Hi...? My name is Shirou Emiya, and I've got--
-->'''Saber:''' [[BerserkButton EMIYA?!]] ...Sorry, go on.
* Rin makes her pitch to Shirou.
-->'''Rin:''' I ''love'' your friend Shirou.
-->'''Archer:''' You know Rin, you and I may have more in common than I initially thought.
-->'''Rin:''' I WANT YOUR SERVANT, GIMME BABE-ER!
-->'''Archer:''' Welp, there's my expectations, flying right out the window.
* Saber's thoughts on Rin's blatant obsession with getting her from Shirou:
-->'''Saber:''' Be cautious Master, this chick is cray-cray. Cray-Cray. Cray-cray? Is that something people say now?
* The FoeYay Kirei has towards Kiritsugu is ''uncomfortably'' apparent once he learns Shirou's name.
** Speaking of Kirei and Shirou:
-->'''Kirei:''' ''(to Shirou)'' I feel like you and I will get along famously in the future.\\
'''Archer:''' Hey, Kirei! You suck!\\
'''Kirei:''' What was that?\\
'''Rin:''' Don't harass the priest, [[RunningGag Satan]]!\\
'''Kirei:''' Hmm. Makes sense.
** Which is also HilariousInHindsight since Archer is [[spoiler:(a) future Shirou]].
* Kiritsugu comparing life to marbles. It rapidly [[{{Metaphorgotten}} breaks down]] and becomes a broken rant about the plot of ''Fate/Zero''.
-->'''Kiritsugu:''' Just goes to show you, life's a crazy bag of marbles.
-->'''Shirou:''' Marbles?
-->'''Kiritsugu:''' One big crazy bag of marbles. Blue marbles. Red marbles. Half transparent marbles with a fun ''swirl'' in them. Some marbles are even more interesting. Some marbles you think are going to be limited edition with ''[[KingArthur king designs]]'', but then they're the equally limited but much more surprising [[GenderFlip female king marble]]. Some argue that's debatably rarer. I argue that's anxiety inducing. Some like to abduct smaller marbles, then you gotta shoot that marble 'cause it's marble buddy brought a really [[EldritchAbomination big black tentacle marble]]. Marbles sure are random. Especially when you force them into wheelchairs, hold other marbles for ransom, forge a magical pact with a marble that forces you to watch as they grovel in pain on the ground, begging for the [[MercyKill sweet release of marble death]]. But you can't. [[MagicallyBindingContract Because you signed a magical marble pact]]. And you can only watch as its last marble breath escapes its marble lips.
-->'''Shirou:''' Dad...did marbles hurt you?
-->'''Kiritsugu:''' No kiddo, [[HeelRealization I hurt me]]. [[AntiHero I also hurt marbles]]. [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone I feel worse about the marbles]].
** The BrickJoke, after Archer gets in one more jab about Shirou's "stupid dream":
-->'''Shirou:''' ''[exasperated]'' Oh my ''God'', did someone hurt you?
-->'''Archer:''' ''Marbles hurt me!''
* What could be funnier: Archer gossiping about who Saber likes best, or pulling a ButHeSoundsHandsome regarding Shirou? Him doing both at the same time, of course. Top it off with him doing that right after Rin has just finished one of her self-aggrandizing rants.
-->'''Archer:''' Strong hands.
-->'''Rin:''' What?
-->'''Archer:''' That's probably what Saber likes. Shirou's got strong hands.
-->'''Rin:''' ...You're weird. You're weird about Shirou.
-->'''Archer:''' I saw a spider, so I threw a table at it. It survived, so I threw a cabinet. This continued. The spider escaped. I assure you I mean to track it down.
* Rin is completely convinced that 1. Archer is a Saber servant, 2. He's Actually Satan (the Actually is important). No matter how hard he tries, Archer can't convince her otherwise.
* Rin's reason for fighting the Holy Grail War is that so she can obtain the Holy Grail... as in, just the cup, not the wish.
-->'''Rin:''' I just want to stand over the corpses of six fallen heroes drinking ginger-ale from a goblet touched by the blood of Christ. Teenage girl stuff!
** And despite how much she annoys him, this reason is still enough for Archer.
-->'''Archer:''' Fuck it, I'm in! I'm all about that zero-accountability life!
* One of Lancer's quirks is spouting limericks at the people he's trying to kill. It's still badass, but the fact that he's even doing it in the first place is hilarious.
* Archer sarcastically suggests that Lancer might be an Archer servant thanks to the possibility of being able to throw his spear.
-->'''Rin:''' You can't just throw a weapon and call yourself an Archer, stupid!
-->'''Archer:''' You sure about that? You sure that's a fact, Rin?
* Archer posturing in front of Lancer while simultaneously trying to persuade Rin of [[OhCrap just how much trouble they're in]].
-->'''Archer:''' Prepare yourself, Lancer. You've selected a terrible opponent as your first.\\
'''Archer:''' (mentally) ''Rin, we need to get the FUCK out of here!''\\
'''Rin:''' ''What? Why?''\\
'''Archer:''' ''This guy is going to DESTROY me!''\\
'''Rin:''' ''Nah, you got this!''\\
'''Archer:''' ''He's pretty much Irish Hercules, Rin!''\\
'''Rin:''' ''But, is he '''Satan?'''''\\
'''Lancer:''' You're looking pretty distracted there, Saber.\\
'''Archer:''' Just granting you the final moments deserved by a calf about to be slaughtered.\\
'''Archer:''' (mentally) ''Rin, he is GOING TO MURDER ME!''
* Rin's reaction to [[EvenTheGirlsWantHer the real Saber]].
-->'''Rin:''' This servant... she isn't just Saber... she's... ''Babe''-er.
-->'''Archer:''' Beautiful last words, Rin.
* Thanks to who he's voiced by, the Youtube [[FunWithSubtitles subtitles]] nearly call Shirou [[WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged Kirito]] before correcting themselves.
* Shirou meets Ilya.
-->'''Ilya:''' It would be a terrible night to die. ''(disappears)''
-->'''Shirou:''' Uh... I don't disagree with that, but context please?! Hello?! Tiny frightening child?!
* Shirou gives himself away with his {{Squee}} over Gáe Bolg.
-->'''Lancer:''' Who's there? ''Who just complimented us?''
* While lecturing a dying Shirou on why he wouldn't want to be a hero, Lancer uses the ultimate fate of Fergus Mac Roich as an example of a "tragic bullshit ending".
-->'''Lancer:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext A blind spearman got him. While swimming.]] Sucks to be Fergus. Sucks to be you.
** And when Shirou is revived by Rin.
-->'''Shirou:''' I'm okay! Suck it, Fergus! ...Whoever you are!
* This exchange:
-->'''Shirou:''' You know what, Lancer? I've got a whole can of 'not your business' with your name on it.
-->'''Lancer:''' So, like, [[{{Metaphorgotten}} the can is my business, but not what's inside the can]]. That is a weird metaphor.
* From the moment she's summoned, Saber is clearly seething from the events of ''Anime/FateZero''.
-->'''Shirou:''' Hi...? My name is Shirou Emiya, and I've got--
-->'''Saber:''' [[BerserkButton EMIYA?!]] ...Sorry, go on.
* Rin makes her pitch to Shirou.
-->'''Rin:''' I ''love'' your friend Shirou.
-->'''Archer:''' You know Rin, you and I may have more in common than I initially thought.
-->'''Rin:''' I WANT YOUR SERVANT, GIMME BABE-ER!
-->'''Archer:''' Welp, there's my expectations, flying right out the window.
* Saber's thoughts on Rin's blatant obsession with getting her from Shirou:
-->'''Saber:''' Be cautious Master, this chick is cray-cray. Cray-Cray. Cray-cray? Is that something people say now?
* The FoeYay Kirei has towards Kiritsugu is ''uncomfortably'' apparent once he learns Shirou's name.
** Speaking of Kirei and Shirou:
-->'''Kirei:''' ''(to Shirou)'' I feel like you and I will get along famously in the future.\\
'''Archer:''' Hey, Kirei! You suck!\\
'''Kirei:''' What was that?\\
'''Rin:''' Don't harass the priest, [[RunningGag Satan]]!\\
'''Kirei:''' Hmm. Makes sense.
** Which is also HilariousInHindsight since Archer is [[spoiler:(a) future Shirou]].
* Kiritsugu comparing life to marbles. It rapidly [[{{Metaphorgotten}} breaks down]] and becomes a broken rant about the plot of ''Fate/Zero''.
-->'''Kiritsugu:''' Just goes to show you, life's a crazy bag of marbles.
-->'''Shirou:''' Marbles?
-->'''Kiritsugu:''' One big crazy bag of marbles. Blue marbles. Red marbles. Half transparent marbles with a fun ''swirl'' in them. Some marbles are even more interesting. Some marbles you think are going to be limited edition with ''[[KingArthur king designs]]'', but then they're the equally limited but much more surprising [[GenderFlip female king marble]]. Some argue that's debatably rarer. I argue that's anxiety inducing. Some like to abduct smaller marbles, then you gotta shoot that marble 'cause it's marble buddy brought a really [[EldritchAbomination big black tentacle marble]]. Marbles sure are random. Especially when you force them into wheelchairs, hold other marbles for ransom, forge a magical pact with a marble that forces you to watch as they grovel in pain on the ground, begging for the [[MercyKill sweet release of marble death]]. But you can't. [[MagicallyBindingContract Because you signed a magical marble pact]]. And you can only watch as its last marble breath escapes its marble lips.
-->'''Shirou:''' Dad...did marbles hurt you?
-->'''Kiritsugu:''' No kiddo, [[HeelRealization I hurt me]]. [[AntiHero I also hurt marbles]]. [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone I feel worse about the marbles]].
** The BrickJoke, after Archer gets in one more jab about Shirou's "stupid dream":
-->'''Shirou:''' ''[exasperated]'' Oh my ''God'', did someone hurt you?
-->'''Archer:''' ''Marbles hurt me!''
* What could be funnier: Archer gossiping about who Saber likes best, or pulling a ButHeSoundsHandsome regarding Shirou? Him doing both at the same time, of course. Top it off with him doing that right after Rin has just finished one of her self-aggrandizing rants.
-->'''Archer:''' Strong hands.
-->'''Rin:''' What?
-->'''Archer:''' That's probably what Saber likes. Shirou's got strong hands.
-->'''Rin:''' ...You're weird. You're weird about Shirou.
