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** There's another guy who's trying to tell his mom, as gently as possible, that ''now isn't a good time''. Please note that this happens as the military is launching a full scale assault as a distraction for Shinji.

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Nov 7th 2019 at 10:56:40 AM

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The "Mother calling while angels attack" gag is from actually from a different one shot Neon Genesis Evangelion abridged parody by Little Kuriboh

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* During the fight against Ramiel, most of the background is pretty straightforward military talk... except for one guy exasperatedly informing his mother that now is not the time to call him.

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* During the fight against Ramiel, most of the background is pretty straightforward military talk... except for one guy ~~exasperatedly informing his mother that now is not the time~~ trying to ~~call him.~~order a pizza only to be disappointed when he learns they don't deliver there.

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* During the fight against Ramiel, most of the background is pretty straightforward military talk... except for one guy exasperatedly informing his mother that now is not the time to call him.

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Jun 1st 2016 at 9:44:43 AM

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-->'''Shigero:''' According to ''my'' calculations, my massive boner is ready for penetration.

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~~-->'''Shigero:'''~~ -->'''Shigeru:''' According to ''my'' calculations, my massive boner is ready for penetration.

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-->'''[[TemptingFate Shigeru:]]''' [[DoubleEntendre The Angel is currently drilling hard and fast into us with it's long rod, expected to penetrate our barriers. With that deep hole bored into us, we'll be exposed right from behind against it's massive load-out.]]

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-->'''[[TemptingFate Shigeru:]]''' [[DoubleEntendre The Angel is currently drilling hard and fast into us with ~~it's~~ its long rod, expected to penetrate our barriers. With that deep hole bored into us, we'll be exposed right from behind against it's massive load-out.]]

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-->'''Shinji:''' Wha-?

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-->'''Shinji:''' ~~Wha-?~~Wha--?

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-->'''Shinji:''' (''beat'') [[SarcasmBlind Are you coming on to me again?]]
-->'''Rei''': Is there a bigger idiot then you on this planet?

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~~-->'''Shinji:''' (''beat'')~~ -->'''Shinji:''' ...[[SarcasmBlind Are you coming on to me again?]]
~~-->'''Rei''':~~ -->'''Rei:''' Is there a bigger idiot then you on this planet?

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-->'''Asuka:''' I. DON'T. KNOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!
-->'''Shinji:''' What does that even m-

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-->'''Asuka:''' I. DON'T. ~~KNOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!~~
'''''KNOOOOOOOWWWWW'''''!!!!!
-->'''Shinji:''' What does that even m-m--

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Apr 11th 2015 at 6:34:26 AM

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-->'''Rei''': You are one special boy, do you know that?
-->'''Shinji''': Special? Yeah, ''right''. [[RunningGag Running away's my only specialty]].
-->'''Rei''': Really? With an attitude like that, I would've thought it was getting ''mad bitches''.

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\n-->'''Rei''': ~~You are one special boy, do~~ Is there a bigger idiot then you know that?
-->'''Shinji''': Special? Yeah, ''right''. [[RunningGag Running away's my only specialty]].
-->'''Rei''': Really? With an attitude like that, I would've thought it was getting ''mad bitches''.on this planet?

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** This conversation.
-->'''Monolith:''' Okay, Mr. Ikari. We'll try this one last time. (Shows picture of Sahaquiel) What do you see here?
-->'''Gendo:''' It's Godzilla!
-->'''Monolith:''' Incorrect! (Shows picture of Sachiel)
-->'''Gendo:''' It's Godzilla!
-->'''Monolith:''' Incorrect! (Shows picture of Adam)
-->'''Gendo:''' It's Godzilla!
-->'''Monolith:''' Incorrect! (Shows picture of Godzilla)
-->'''Gendo:''' [[{{Beat}} ...]] [[YourMom Your mom?]]

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Dec 3rd 2014 at 11:44:56 AM

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* [[CodeMent "ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS, YOU'RE A FAGGOT!"]]

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* ~~[[CodeMent~~ [[WebVideo/CodeMENT "ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS, YOU'RE A FAGGOT!"]]

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Jul 6th 2014 at 5:39:26 AM

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-->'''Rei''': Really? With an attitude like that, I would've thought it was getting ''mad bitches''.

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-->'''Rei''': Really? With an attitude like that, I would've thought it was getting ''mad ~~bitches''.~~bitches''.
* Asuka as a... [[CrossesTheLineTwice permanently menstruating, screaming psychopath]].
-->'''Asuka:''' I'M PERMANENTLY MENSTRUATING!!!!!
-->'''Shinji:''' Is she okay?
-->'''Asuka:''' I. DON'T. KNOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!
-->'''Shinji:''' What does that even m-
-->'''Asuka:''' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

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Jul 5th 2014 at 9:37:07 AM

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-->'''Rei''': Really? With an attitude like that, I would've thought it was getting ''mad bitches''.
* Asuka as a... [[CrossesTheLineTwice permanently menstruating, screaming psychopath]].
-->'''Asuka:''' I'M PERMANENTLY MENSTRUATING!!!!!
-->'''Shinji:''' Is she okay?
-->'''Asuka:''' I. DON'T. KNOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!
-->'''Shinji:''' What does that even m-
-->'''Asuka:''' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

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** Doubly funny when you consider his original characterization as {{Asexual}}.

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Jan 1st 2014 at 3:07:09 AM

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* [[CodeMent "ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS, YOUR A FAGGOT!"]]

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* [[CodeMent "ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS, ~~YOUR~~ YOU'RE A FAGGOT!"]]

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Dec 5th 2013 at 4:48:24 AM

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* Asuka as a... permanently menstruating, screaming psychopath.

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* Asuka as a... [[CrossesTheLineTwice permanently menstruating, screaming ~~psychopath.~~psychopath]].

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Oct 30th 2013 at 6:09:59 AM

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* Gendo's utter inability to identify the Angels, always calling them {{Godzilla}}. And he suggests using the fish trap from the terrible [[{{Godzilla1998}} American Godzilla]] movie against the Angels.

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* Gendo's utter inability to identify the Angels, always calling them ~~{{Godzilla}}.~~ Franchise/{{Godzilla}}. And he suggests using the fish trap from the ~~terrible [[{{Godzilla1998}}~~ [[Film/{{Godzilla 1998}} American Godzilla]] movie against the Angels.

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Oct 24th 2013 at 5:25:36 AM

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-->'''[[OnlySaneMan Misato:]]''' Can you ''please'' go a God-damn day without referencing your boner?! What can you tel me about the Angel?

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-->'''[[OnlySaneMan Misato:]]''' Can you ''please'' go a God-damn day without referencing your boner?! What can you ~~tel~~ tell me about the Angel?

Vesperitis

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Oct 23rd 2013 at 8:07:41 AM

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-->'''Shinji:''' What does even m-

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-->'''Shinji:''' What does that even m-

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Oct 22nd 2013 at 7:50:37 AM

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* Gendo's utter inability to identify the Angels, always calling them {{Godzilla}}. And

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Oct 22nd 2013 at 7:47:56 AM

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* Gendo's utter inability to identify the Angels, always calling them {{Godzilla}}.

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* Gendo's utter inability to identify the Angels, always calling them {{Godzilla}}. And

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-->'''Shinji:''' (''beat'') [[SarcasmBlind Are you coming on to me again?]]

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-->'''Shinji:''' (''beat'') [[SarcasmBlind Are you coming on to me ~~again?]]~~again?]]
* Asuka as a... permanently menstruating, screaming psychopath.
-->'''Asuka:''' I'M PERMANENTLY MENSTRUATING!!!!!
-->'''Shinji:''' Is she okay?
-->'''Asuka:''' I. DON'T. KNOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!
-->'''Shinji:''' What does even m-
-->'''Asuka:''' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

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Oct 22nd 2013 at 7:42:08 AM

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**** "ANGEL IT'S A!"
***** "OH MY GOD IT'S GODZILLA!!"

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Oct 22nd 2013 at 7:36:59 AM

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* Rei, unlike her usual MysteriousWaif personality, is a master-class abusive DeadpanSnarker who does not put up with Shinji's shit.

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* Rei, unlike her ~~usual~~ canon MysteriousWaif personality, is a master-class abusive DeadpanSnarker who does not put up with Shinji's shit.

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Oct 22nd 2013 at 7:34:51 AM

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* Any time Shigeru says some variation of "I have a boner"

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* Any time Shigeru says some variation of [[OncePerEpisode "I have a ~~boner"~~boner"]]

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* Gendo's utter inability to identify the Angels, always calling them {{Godzilla}}.

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Oct 22nd 2013 at 7:33:58 AM

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*** "IT'S AN [[{{Engrish}} ANGERU!]]"

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Oct 22nd 2013 at 7:25:14 AM

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-->''Audible slap is heard, along with Shigeru yelping in pain, as Misato's eye twitches again.''

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-->''Audible slap is heard, along with Shigeru yelping in pain, as Misato's eye twitches again.''''
* Rei, unlike her usual MysteriousWaif personality, is a master-class abusive DeadpanSnarker who does not put up with Shinji's shit.
-->'''Shinji:''' So they expect me to pilot it again? Really?! After all I've been through?! After all the pain?! They just want me to-
-->'''Rei:''' You know what you need to do?
-->'''Shinji:''' Wha-?
-->'''Rei:''' Get some tampons, drink a bit of cranberry juice, and go see your gynaecologist. I think you're starting to menstruate again.
-->'''Shinji:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint How can I menstruate if I have a penis?]]
-->'''Rei:''' [[AskAStupidQuestion That's a good fucking question.]]
-->'''Shinji:''' So you really don't care if they just use me or you to pilot until we die?!
-->'''Rei:''' I want you to do something.
-->'''Shinji:''' Uh... Okay...
-->'''Rei:''' Look at my face.
-->'''Shinji:''' Okay...
-->'''Rei:''' Just look at it.
-->'''Shinji:''' Rei...
-->'''Rei:''' No, no. Keep looking.
-->'''Shinji:''' I ''am'' looking!
-->'''Rei:''' No you're not. Look harder.
-->'''Shinji:''' Is there a point to this?
-->'''Rei:''' Yes. So look as hard as you can.
-->'''Shinji:''' Alright!
-->'''Rei:''' Focus on every part of my face.
-->'''Shinji:''' Alright, alright, I'm doing it!
-->'''Rei:''' Now. Does it look [[OverlyLongGag like I give a fuck?]]
-->'''Shinji:''' (''beat'') [[SarcasmBlind Are you coming on to me again?]]

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** "IT'S A GUNDAM!"

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Oct 14th 2013 at 6:14:47 AM

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* "ITS AN ANGEL!"
* Every conversation involving Gendo, particularly if it also involves Fuyutsuki.
* [[CodeMent "ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS, YOUR A FAGGOT!"]]

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Oct 10th 2013 at 11:39:03 PM

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-->'''[[TranquilFury Misato:]]''' Mokoto?
-->'''Mokoto:''' Yes Ma'am?

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-->'''[[TranquilFury Misato:]]''' Mokoto?
-->'''Mokoto:''' Makoto?
-->'''Makoto:''' Yes Ma'am?

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Oct 4th 2013 at 10:43:03 PM

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* From Episode 3, Shigeru's explanation of NERV's situation against the Angel currently boring a hole straight towards the Geo-Front:

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* From Episode 3, 4, Shigeru's explanation of NERV's situation against the Angel currently boring a hole straight towards the Geo-Front:

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* From Episode 3, Shigeru's explanation of NERV's situation against the Angel currently boring a hole straight towards the Geo-Front:
-->'''Shigero:''' According to ''my'' calculations, my massive boner is ready for penetration.
-->'''[[OnlySaneMan Misato:]]''' Can you ''please'' go a God-damn day without referencing your boner?! What can you tel me about the Angel?
-->'''[[TemptingFate Shigeru:]]''' [[DoubleEntendre The Angel is currently drilling hard and fast into us with it's long rod, expected to penetrate our barriers. With that deep hole bored into us, we'll be exposed right from behind against it's massive load-out.]]
-->''{{Beat}}; Misato's [[EyeTwitch nostrils flare and her eye twitches in irritation]].''
-->'''[[TranquilFury Misato:]]''' Mokoto?
-->'''Mokoto:''' Yes Ma'am?
-->'''[[TranquilFury Misato:]]''' Slap him.
-->''Audible slap is heard, along with Shigeru yelping in pain, as Misato's eye twitches again.''

PikaHikariKT

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Sep 2nd 2013 at 6:06:16 AM

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Any time Shigeru says some variation of "I have a boner"

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* Any time Shigeru says some variation of "I have a boner"

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