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** Doubly funny when you consider his original characterization as {{Asexual}}.

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** Doubly funny when you consider his original characterization as {{Asexual}}.asexual.
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-->'''Shinji:''' [[BlantantLies This isn't what it looks like!]]

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-->'''Shinji:''' [[BlantantLies [[BlatantLies This isn't what it looks like!]]
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-->'''Asuka:''' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

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-->'''Asuka:''' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
* Rei snarks about everything, including ''SEX!''
-->''Shinji is on top of Rei, who is naked.''
-->'''Shinji:''' [[BlantantLies This isn't what it looks like!]]
-->'''Rei:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Oh, well that's good, because to me it looks like I'm naked, you're lying on top of me with what appears to be an erection, my underwear is scattered everywhere, and you've just reached second base]] Have I missed anything?
-->'''Shinji:''' B-bub-but...
-->'''Rei:''' You could have tried buying me dinner before trying to have your way with me or at least start with some small talk.
-->'''Shinji:''' Oh, OK. So, um...Nice weather we've been having."
-->'''Rei:''' ''That'' was a joke, but you do have your hand on my breast.
-->''A few moments later, after Shinji has gotten off of her...''
-->'''Rei:''' You can put away that 1-inch thing you call an erection. It's an embarrassment to penises worldwide.
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-->'''Shigeru:''' According to ''my'' calculations, my massive boner is ready for penetration.
-->'''[[OnlySaneMan Misato:]]''' Can you ''please'' go a God-damn day without referencing your boner?! What can you tell me about the Angel?
-->'''[[TemptingFate Shigeru:]]''' [[DoubleEntendre The Angel is currently drilling hard and fast into us with its long rod, expected to penetrate our barriers. With that deep hole bored into us, we'll be exposed right from behind against it's massive load-out.]]
-->''{{Beat}}; Misato's [[EyeTwitch nostrils flare and her eye twitches in irritation]].''
-->'''[[TranquilFury Misato:]]''' Makoto?
-->'''Makoto:''' Yes Ma'am?
-->'''[[TranquilFury Misato:]]''' Slap him.
-->''Audible slap is heard, along with Shigeru yelping in pain, as Misato's eye twitches again.''

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-->'''Shigeru:''' According to ''my'' calculations, my massive boner is ready for penetration.
-->'''[[OnlySaneMan
penetration.\\
'''[[OnlySaneMan
Misato:]]''' Can you ''please'' go a God-damn day without referencing your boner?! What can you tell me about the Angel?
-->'''[[TemptingFate
Angel?\\
'''[[TemptingFate
Shigeru:]]''' [[DoubleEntendre The Angel is currently drilling hard and fast into us with its long rod, expected to penetrate our barriers. With that deep hole bored into us, we'll be exposed right from behind against it's its massive load-out.]]
-->''{{Beat}};
]]\\
''({{Beat}};
Misato's [[EyeTwitch nostrils flare and her eye twitches in irritation]].''
-->'''[[TranquilFury
)''\\
'''[[TranquilFury
Misato:]]''' Makoto?
-->'''Makoto:'''
Makoto?\\
'''Makoto:'''
Yes Ma'am?
-->'''[[TranquilFury
Ma'am?\\
'''[[TranquilFury
Misato:]]''' Slap him.
-->''Audible
him.\\
''(Audible
slap is heard, along with Shigeru yelping in pain, as Misato's eye twitches again.'')''

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