History Funny / Drakengard3

-->'''Zero:''' Stupid pussy snow. [[NeverMyFault I wasn't yelling that loudly.]]
-->'''Dito:''' [[LampshadeHanging Seriously? She's blaming the snow?]]

-->'''Zero:''' My name is Zero, the original Intoner, and the immortal--
-->*the soldiers [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim immediately attack Zero as she speaks]], who then blows them all away with magic*
-->'''Zero:''' KNOCK IT OFF! I'm trying to make a speech here! Now...um...
-->*beat*
-->'''Zero:''' OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE! NOW I'VE LOST MY PLACE! *proceeds to murder everyone*

-->'''Octa:''' ''(posing)'' If you only knew the ''surprise''... I've ''got'' in ''store''... for ''you!'' ''He raises his weapons dramatically... and then drops them.)'' I surrender.

-->'''Zero:''' ''(as Octa stares hopefully at her and she continues to hold him at swordpoint)'' ...Uh... sure. Whatever.

* The [=DarkID=]'s LP. Because you can't have a Drakengard without him. http://lparchive.org/Drakengard-3/

** After defeating Five's angel, Zero begins to stab her... [[RelaxOVision and the screen suddenly cuts to]] [[http://i.imgur.com/PUZeS63.jpg this jarringly adorable image]] ("This content has been deemed inappropriate for pretty much everyone. Please stand by."), except you can still hear said stabbing going on in the background. ''Then'' [[spoiler: Five gets back up, but is immediately bisected by]] Dito, and he begins kicking her body while apparently cursing up a storm - except we can't hear what he's saying, because relaxing piano music has kicked in ("This audio has been deemed inappropriate for human consumption."). Mikhail cringes so hard he takes a step back while moving to block the view with a wing, and even notably foul-mouthed Zero seems a little taken aback.

* The cutscene after Zero acquires an airship after [[spoiler:killing Four and taking Decadus as her Disciple]]. The whole scene plays out as an BigEntrance:

* As Mikhail has just destroyed a barricade blocking the way... and the entire bridge...
-->'''Zero:''' You [=DUMBAAAAaaaaaaaass=]...

** After defeating Five's angel, Zero begins to stab her... [[RelaxOVision and the screen suddenly cuts to]] [[http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/drakengard/images/b/b5/DD3_Five_Loading_Screen.png/revision/latest?cb=20131223042737 this jarringly adorable image]] ("This content has been deemed inappropriate for pretty much everyone. Please stand by."), except you can still hear said stabbing going on in the background. ''Then'' [[spoiler: Five gets back up, but is immediately bisected by]] Dito, and he begins kicking her body while apparently cursing up a storm - except we can't hear what he's saying, because relaxing piano music has kicked in ("This audio has been deemed inappropriate for human consumption."). Mikhail cringes so hard he takes a step back while moving to block the view with a wing, and even notably foul-mouthed Zero seems a little taken aback.

* Before the above is Zero meeting the Fairy King. After the King [[GenreSavvy refuses to explain where Three is, knowing Zero will kill them if they do]], Zero has a AwkwardSilence and says she will promise not to. The Fairies again say they won't, so Zero again says she won't. When the Fairies refuse a final time, [[DoNotTauntCthulhu they begin]] [[WrongGenreSavvy laughing at her]]. Zero simply punches them, which kills them. Que Mikhail [[DelayedReaction blinking, then reacting in shock]].

-->*Airship is shot down by cannons immediately afterwards*
** And the player had only just acquired an airship for just five minutes...
*** And then Zero does exactly what the player is thinking and [[DynamicEntry dive-kicks one of the soldiers]], making him crash into the others.
* Four's death also counts, in a [[BlackComedy really messed-up way]]. It looks like Zero has 'come to her senses', and the two have a touching, rose-tinted reunion... until Four spills the location of their other sisters, at which point Zero eviscerates her while ranting about how dumb she must be to fall for that sort of cliche.

-->'''Octa:''' If you only knew the surprise... I've got in store... for you!
-->*''Octa raises his weapons... and then drops them.''*
-->'''Octa:''' I surrender.
-->*''[[{{Beat}} Awkward silence]]''*

-->'''Octa:''' I surrender. I came here because I want to join your cause.*
-->*''Another, longer awkward silence. Dito sneezes.''*
-->*''Mikhail tries to break the awkard silence by enthusiastically noting that now they don't have to fight.''*
-->*''[[OverlyLongGag It doesn't work, and there's even more awkward silence]]. Dito sneezes'' -- again.*
-->*''Octa stares hopefully at Zero, who is'' still ''holding him at swordpoint.''*
-->'''Zero:''' Uh... sure. Whatever.

* The cutscene after Zero acquires an airship after [[spoiler:killing Four and taking Decadus as her Disciple]]. The whole scene plays out as an GrandEntrance:

* Near the end of Route D, Zero makes a GrandEntrance among several soldiers and proclaims a BadassBoast to her lesser beings:

* The DarkID's LP Because you can't have a Drakengard without him. http://lparchive.org/Drakengard-3/

-->*the soldiers [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim immediately attacks Zero as she speaks]], who then blows them all away with magic*

* Before the above is Zero meeting the Fairy King. After the King [[GenreSavvy refuse to explain where Three is, knowing Zero will kill them if they do]], Zero has a AwkwardSilence and says she will promise not to. The Fairies again say they won't, so Zero again says she won't. When the Fairies refuse a final time, [[DoNotTauntCthulhu they begin]] [[WrongGenreSavvy laughing at her]]. Zero simply punches them, which kills them. Que Mikhail [[DelayedReaction blinking, then reacting in shock]].

** The DLCs have Gabriella and [[DeadpanSnarker pretty much everything she says]].

** The DLC's have Gabriella and [[DeadpanSnarker pretty much everything she says]].

* Mikhail's EstablishingCharacterMoment. The player hears a strange noise and goes outside to find... a dragon rolling around in the mud while laughing like a small child. Zero then yells at him, which causes him to freeze and [[ToiletHumor piss himself]].

-->*[[DangerouslyGenreSavvy the soldiers]] [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim immediately attacks Zero as she speaks]], who then blows them all away with magic*

* Mikhail's EstablishingCharacterMoment. The player hears a strange noise and goes outside to find... a dragon rolling around in the mud while laughing like a small child. Zero then yells at him, which causes him to freeze and piss himself.

** After defeating Five's angel, Zero begins to stab her...[[RelaxOVision and the screen suddenly cuts to]] [[http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/drakengard/images/b/b5/DD3_Five_Loading_Screen.png/revision/latest?cb=20131223042737 this jarringly adorable image]] ("This content has been deemed inappropriate for pretty much everyone. Please stand by."), except you can still hear said stabbing going on in the background. ''Then'' [[spoiler: Five gets back up, but is immediately bisected by]] Dito, and he begins kicking her body while apparently cursing up a storm - except we can't hear what he's saying, because relaxing piano music has kicked in ("This audio has been deemed inappropriate for human consumption."). Even foul-mouthed Zero seems a little taken aback.

* Also the random chatter that you pick up from the mooks can be pretty funny. "Is that Zero? I heard she was skinny, but damn!!!" "And I heard she was pretty, but damn!!!" "Well, I heard she'd kill you in your sleep, so shut it."

* No one can remember the name of Mount... er, whatever, not even Michael, who simply says, "It's a sacred mountain, okay."

** The DLCs have Gabriella and [[DeadpanSnarker pretty much everything she says]].

* [[http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/drakengard/images/f/f5/DOD3_Intoner_Artwork.png/revision/latest?cb=20140506232802 This image]].

* [[http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140506232802/drakengard/images/f/f5/DOD3_Intoner_Artwork.png This image]].

-->*Mikhail tries to break the awkard silence by enthusiastically noting that now they don't have to fight.*

-->*Octa raises his weapons... and then drops them.*

-->*[[{{Beat}} Awkward silence]]*

-->*Another, longer awkward silence. Dito sneezes.*

-->*[[OverlyLongGag It doesn't work, and there's even more awkward silence]]. Dito sneezes -- ''again''.*
-->*Octa stares hopefully at Zero, who is ''still'' holding him at swordpoint.*