History Funny / Drakengard3

* While hunting for Four in a snow-capped mountain, Dito tries to warn Zero not to shout but she refuses to take the hint and causes an avalanche. [[FissionMailed THE END promptly appears]] [[NoFourthWall before Zero pushes the screen aside and claims she says when it ends.]] Dito promptly looks at the player and shrugs in exasperation.

-->'''Mikhail''': Because you're heavy!

-->'''Zero''': [[FlatWhat...What?]]

* Before the above is Zero meeting the Fairy King. After the King refuses to explain where Three is, knowing Zero will kill them if they do, Zero has a AwkwardSilence and says she will promise not to. The Fairies again say they won't, so Zero again says she won't. When the Fairies refuse a final time, [[DoNotTauntCthulhu they begin]] [[WrongGenreSavvy laughing at her]]. Zero simply punches them, which kills them. Que Mikhail [[DelayedReaction blinking, then reacting in shock]].

* While hunting for Four in a snow-capped mountain, Dito tries to warn Zero not to shout but she refuses to take the hint and causes an avalanche. [[FissionMailed THE END promptly appears]] [[NoFourthWall before Zero pushes the screen aside and claims she says when it ends.]]

* Four's death also counts, in a [[BlackComedy really messed-up way]]. It looks like Zero has 'come to her senses', and the two have a touching, rose-tinted reunion... until Four spills the location of their other sisters, at which point Zero eviscerates her while ranting about how dumb she must be to fall for that sort of cliché.

** Made even better by one simple fact, unlike usual, He barely changes any of the dialogue.

* LetsPlay/TheDarkId's LP thread. Because you can't have a ''Drakengard'' game without him making fun of it. [[http://lparchive.org/Drakengard-3/ Enjoy!]]

* The [=DarkID=]'s LP thread. Because you can't have a ''Drakengard'' game without him making fun of it. [[http://lparchive.org/Drakengard-3/ Enjoy!]]

* In route B, Zero encounters Three and is maimed by her enhanced creations. No big deal, since the flower in her eye allows her to regenerate... except then she gets pinned to a rock before she can finish.

* Near the end of Route D, Zero makes a BigEntrance among several soldiers and proclaims a BadassBoast to her lesser beings:

-->'''Zero''': Forgot it, didn't you?

-->'''Zero''': Huh? Speak up.
-->'''Michael''': The name doesn't matter. It's a holy mountain, alright?

* No one can remember the name of Mount... er, whatever, not even Michael, who simply says, "It's a sacred mountain, okay." Even the narrator starts calling it Mt. Whatever after that.

* Also the random chatter that you pick up from the mooks can be pretty funny.

* Mikhail's EstablishingCharacterMoment. The player hears a strange noise and goes outside to find... a dragon rolling around in the mud while laughing like a small child. Zero then yells at him, which causes him to freeze and [[ToiletHumor piss himself]].
** Zero just looks between him and the mess he's making, as if even she's not sure how to comment before the angered disgust kicks in.