History Funny / DoctorWhoNewSeries

-->'''Eleven:''' And you can take it from him because he's really checked.\\
-->'''Ten:''' Oh shut up!

'''Eleven:''' And you can take it from him because he's really checked.\\
'''Ten:''' Oh shut up!
'''Eleven:''' Venom sacs under the tongue.
'''Ten:''' Seriously, shut up!

** And the huge jukebox it's played on is referred to as an "[=iPod=]."

-->Ooh, goodness me, I'm a ''man!'' Yum! So many parts... and hardly used!

--->''Oh, my God. I'm a '''chav'''!''

--->"Who'd he think you were?"\\

'''The Doctor:''' "Who'd you get?"\\

* The General's reaction to the three Doctors.

** The Heavenly Host's deadpan. Simultaneously terrifying.

** When Amy rushes over to meet the Doctor [[spoiler: after remembering him back into existence]], you can hear Rory trying to

** Even though it becomes HarsherInHindsight following the events of "The End of Time", there's the Doctor hopping around on one foot trying to get the radiation out of him.

** When Amy rushes over to meet the Doctor [[spoiler: after remembering him back into existence]], you can hear Rory trying to explain things in the background: [[CallBack "I was plastic, he was the stripper at my stag - long story."]]
** Rory calls Amy while brushing his teeth. She asks if he feels like there's something he's forgetting, something huge that's left an empty space in his head where it should be. He thinks for a minute -- or, rather, checks -- and then goes "yup" in the most matter-of-fact manner possible.
--->'''Amy''': Are you just saying 'yep' because you're scared of me?\\
'''Rory''': Yep.\\
'''Amy''': I love you.\\
'''Rory''': Yep. I mean, I love you too ...
** The Doctor's reaction to Amy and Rory reuniting and kissing each other [[spoiler:after Rory stuns the Dalek attacking the Doctor and the two Amys]] was hilarious.
--->'''The Doctor:''' And break! And breathe!
** Also, the younger Doctor not believing that he will give Rory his sonic screwdriver is quite funny as well.
** What Future Doctor tells Rory: "Rory, listen, she (Amy) is not dead. Well, she IS dead, but it's not the end of the world. Well, it IS the end of the world..."
** And the CallBack to "The Vampires of Venice":
---->[[spoiler:'''Rory:''' No! I'm not Mr. Pond! That's not how it works.]]\\
[[spoiler:'''The Doctor:''' Yeah, it is.]]\\
[[spoiler:'''Rory:''' ...yeah, it is.]]
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[[folder:Series 6 / Season 32]]
* "[[Recap/DoctorWho2010CSAChristmasCarol A Christmas Carol]]"
** The bit during the "freezer-opening montage" when the door opens and Abigail goes "[[SheIsAllGrownUp Kazran!]]" in such a way that [[LoveTropes we all know what's coming]]. Bonus points to Kat Jenkins, a singer with no acting experience before the show, delivering the line in a rather different fashion than she cried "Doctor!"
** Incidentally, in the ''Confidential'', Michael Gambon claimed to be DistractedByTheSexy when she was on set with him. It's not clear whether he was serious or not.
** The reason Pond and Rory are in their Policewoman and Centurion outfits.
** How about the [[JediMindTrick psychic paper?]] The paper has said he's everybody from Caesar ("The Pandorica Opens") to possibly the Pope ("The Vampires of Venice"). When he wants it to simply say, "I'm a responsible adult," the lie is so big that [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere it shorts out the paper.]]
*** What deserves mention here is the way the whole thing is delivered:
---->'''Eleven:''' I think you'll find I'm universally recognized as [[BlatantLies a mature and responsible adult.]] (as he flashes the psychic paper)\\
'''Young Kazran:''' [[NoSell It's...just a lot of wavy lines.]]\\
'''Eleven:''' [[PhlebotinumBreakdown Yeah, it shorted out.]] [[CrowningMomentOfFunny Finally a lie too big.]]
** The Doctor explaining to Kazran and Abigail that they have to leave the party because he somehow got engaged to [[spoiler: MarilynMonroe]].
--->'''Doctor''': [[spoiler: Marilyn]]! Get your coat.
*** Apparently, it wasn't a real chapel.
** The Doctor's infamous entrance to the episode via the chimney:
--->'''The Doctor''': Sorry, Christmas Eve on a rooftop, saw a chimney, my whole brain just went 'WHAT THE HELL!'
** It's tricky to adapt A Christmas Carol yet again, but if you're going to do it, go for Refuge in Audacity blatant Lampshade Hanging all the way:
--->'''Doctor:''' I've only got one night - one night - to make a very nasty man change his ways and let that spaceship land.\\
'''Amy:''' Doctor, I can't hear you. What's that noise?\\
'''Doctor (re: the speakers on street corners blaring Christmas songs):''' It's a Christmas carol.\\
'''Amy:''' What?\\
'''Doctor:''' It's a Christmas carol.\\
'''Amy:''' What?\\
'''Doctor:''' (realizing) It's ''A'' Christmas Carol!
** Also this, when Kazran [[spoiler: is nervous about kissing Abigail and asks for the Doctor's advice:]]
--->[[spoiler: '''Doctor''': "It's this or go to your room and design a new kind of screwdriver. Don't make my mistakes."]]
*** [[spoiler: Even better, the sonic first shows up in Fury From the Deep. Which means the person who the Doctor was avoiding kissing was likely either Victoria or Jamie.]]
** This exchange from the end:
--->'''Rory''': Uh, got any more honeymoon ideas?\\
'''The Doctor''': Well, there's a moon made of actual honey. Well, not actual honey, and it's not actually a moon. And technically it's alive, and a ''bit'' carnivorous. But there are some lovely views.\\
'''Rory''': Yeah. Great. Thanks.
** Upon spotting the "weather control" device:
---> '''The Doctor''': A big flashy-lighty thing, that's what brought me here! Big flashy-lighty things have got me written all over them! Not actually, but give me time, and a crayon.
** After the Doctor enters young Kazran's room [[ThereWasADoor through the window:]]
--->'''Young Kazran''': Why did you come in through the window?\\
'''The Doctor''': Because if I was going out the window, I'd be going the wrong way. Pay attention.
** Talking to young Kazran about the "Face Spiders":
---> '''Young Kazran''': Are there any face spiders in here?\\
'''The Doctor''': Nah. Not at this time of night. They'll all be sleeping in your mattress.
** Again when speaking to young Kazran:
---> '''The Doctor''': “Come on, we’re boys! And you know what boys say in the face of danger."\\
'''Young Kazran''': "What's that?"\\
'''The Doctor''': "... Mummy!”
** And when there's a giant flying shark stuck in the wardrobe door (Even funnier, it makes complete sense in context), snapping at them and the Doctor realises it's swallowed the sonic screwdriver, and there's a "good chance" the way it's stuck is holding its jaws open:
--->'''The Doctor''': Just agree with me, 'cause I've only got two gos and then it's your turn.\\
'''Kazran''': Two gos?\\
'''The Doctor''': Two arms! Right then. Okay. Geronimo. Open wide!
* From the 2011 Comic Relief skit:
-->'''Amy''': He's just jealous because I passed my test first time.\\
'''Rory''': You cheated, you wore a skirt... Did you ever see Amy drive, Doctor?\\
'''Doctor''': No.\\
'''Rory''': Neither did her driving instructor.
** Amy flirting with herself. And this:
--->'''Doctor''': Oh, this is how it all ends. Pond flirting with herself, true love at last... Sorry, Rory.\\
'''Rory''': *staring at both Amys* ''[[GirlOnGirlIsHot Absolutely]]'' [[TwinThreesomeFantasy no problem at all.]]
** "THE WIBBLY LEVER!"
** After Rory drops something important:
--->'''Amy:''' It's my fault...\\
'''Doctor:''' Of course it's not your fault.\\
'''Rory:''' It kind of is.\\
'''Doctor:''' How?\\
'''Amy:''' Because it was my skirt, and my husband, and your glass floor.\\
'''Doctor:''' ...Oh, ''Rory!''\\
'''Rory:''' *still looking* Sorry.
** After the second Amy walks in:
--->'''Doctor''': When does this Amy walk inside the box? We need to maintain the timeline.\\
'''Amy''': As soon as she slaps Rory.\\
'''Amy''': Okay.\\
'''Rory''': Ha! No. Why do I get slapped?\\
'''Doctor''': Because we have to stick to the established chain of events. One mistake, and the whole timeline could collapse. We'd end up with two Amy Ponds forever, and then what would you do.\\
'''Rory''': [{{Beat}}] [Looks at Amy as if to say "[[TwinThreesomeFantasy Well...]]"]\\
'''Amy''': Oh! [slaps Rory]\\
'''Doctor''': [[SelfFulfillingProphecy Right!]] Off you go!
* From "The Impossible Astronaut":
** River slaps the [[spoiler:younger]] Doctor when he shapes to hug her.
** The Doctor claiming that he and all of his companions are secret agents, and introducing their codenames as [[MsFanservice "The Legs"]], [[ButtMonkey "The Nose"]], and [[TheGraduate "Mrs. Robinson"]].
--->'''River''': ''(shaking her head)'' Oh, I hate you.\\
'''Doctor''': No you don't...
** The Doctor, while being surrounded by secret service, needs a [[NoodleImplements SWAT team, ready to mobilize, a map covering all the streets of Florida, a pot of coffee, 12 Jammie Dodgers]]...and [[RunningGag a]] [[NiceHat fez.]]
** The companions are having a serious conversation below the glass floor of the TARDIS, and the Doctor gets annoyed that all of them are down there instead of paying attention to him.
--->'''Doctor''': I'm being extremely clever up here and there's no one to stand around looking impressed. What's the point in having you all?
** Canton's reaction to the TARDIS after he gets over the shock:
--->'''Canton:''' [[{{Understatement}} Nice wheels.]]
** And Rory is ''still'' the ButtMonkey.
--->'''Doctor''': Rory, would you mind going with River.\\
'''Rory''': ''Yeah'', a bit.
** The Doctor and River exchange banter a few times... and it's absolutely hilarious.
---> '''Doctor''': Dr. Song, you've got that face on again.\\
'''River''': What face?\\
'''Doctor''': The "He's hot when he's clever" face.\\
'''River''': This is my normal face.\\
'''Doctor''': Yes, it is.\\
'''River''': Oh, shut up.\\
'''Doctor''': Not a chance.
** The Doctor waving out of the TV screen just as Rory says "So you think he's waving at us out of history?"
*** And yes he is wearing a fez during that, probably the one place it couldn't be destroyed.
** A blink-and-you'll-miss-it one; when the Doctor shows up in the diner, Rory pokes him in mild shock. A call-back to "The Pandorica Opens", perhaps?
** The OhCrap moment the Doctor gets when he's spying in the Oval Office and realizes the people can see him. He tries to get back into the invisible TARDIS, but ends up running face first into it. According to River, he does this a lot.
---> '''Doctor''': Fellas, the guns, really? I just walked into the highest security office in the United States, parked a big, blue box on the rug... You think you can just shoot me?\\
'''River''': ''*running out of the TARDIS, screaming*'' They're Americans!\\
'''Doctor''': ''*jumps up frightened*'' [[OhCrap Don't shoot! Definitely no shooting!]]
** How about just after the Doctor has landed the cloaked Tardis in the Oval Office and is in the room making notes while Nixon and Canton listen to the recorded phone call? Nixon turns around and notices the Doctor, interrupting the conversation, at which point the Doctor, noticing the lack of conversation looks up and waves for them to continue... before realising that he's not supposed to be there.
* "Day of the Moon"
** Amy wondering whether [[spoiler:her child]] will be [[spoiler:born]] with a "time head".
** Nixon finds out that the Doctor is from the future, and only has one question.
---> '''Doctor''': I should warn you, there are a lot of questions I won't touch.\\
'''Nixon''': But I'm a president at the beginning of his time; I must know. Will they remember me?\\
'''Doctor''': Oh, Dicky, Tricky Dicky, [[ExactWords they're never going to forget you]]. Say hello to David Frost for me.
** At the end, when the Doctor is saying goodbye to Canton and RichardNixon, he hints to the President that perhaps Nixon should let Canton get married because it's a hell of a reason to get kicked out of the FBI. Then, while the Doctor leaves, we get this:
--->'''Nixon''': This person you want to marry... black?\\
'''Canton''': [[spoiler:Yes...]]\\
'''Nixon''': I know what people think of me, but perhaps a little more liberal thinking--\\
'''Canton''': [[spoiler: ''[[StraightGay ...he]]'' [[StraightGay is.]] ]]\\
'''Nixon''': ...I think the moon is far enough for now, don't you think?\\
'''Canton''': I figured it might be.
** Rory breaking off the satellite dish on the model Apollo ship. And then giving the NASA technicians a ''British'' salute.
--->'''Rory''': America salutes you!
** After disassembling and reassembling ''Apollo 11'', the Doctor realizes that "There's always a bit left over."
** The Doctor mouthing ''Sorry'' to Nixon after breaking into ''Apollo 11''.
*** And, while being interrogated, trying to [[http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lknrkwgwrv1qd58j4o1_400.gif bite through the cuffs.]]
** There's River and the Doctor going BackToBackBadasses with River [[spoiler:shooting down the Silence and the fake TARDIS]] while the Doctor... basically just points his Sonic Screwdriver everywhere.
--->'''The Doctor''': Don't let it build to full power!\\
'''River''': I know! There's a reason why I'm shooting, honey! What are ''you'' doing?!\\
'''The Doctor''': Helping!\\
'''River''': You've got a screwdriver, go build a cabinet!\\
'''The Doctor''': That's really rude!\\
'''River''': Shut up and drive!
*** This is also likely a CallBack to the scene in "[[Recap/DoctorWhoNSS1E9TheEmptyChild The Empty Child]]" / "[[Recap/DoctorWhoNSS1E10TheDoctorDances The Doctor Dances]]".
** And let's not forget the flirting during their BigDamnHeroes moment - Amy basically tells them to shut up and save her already.
** How about the brief blink-and-you'll-miss-it moment between Rory and River. River has just finished blasting all of the Silence in the room to oblivion and is walking back to the TARDIS.
--->'''Rory''': [[ShoutOut What kind of doctor are you again?]]\\
[''A Silence jumps up behind River. She shoots it without turning her head.'']\\
'''River''': [[IndianaJones Archaeology.]] [[BondOneLiner Love a tomb.]]
** The short conversation where Rory and Amy talk about how he wasn't sure whether or not she was talking about him or the Doctor when she was making a declaration of love while she is captured. The main reason is because the look on Amy's face when she realizes what Rory means gives the impression that she finds the very idea repugnant. And especially this exchange.
--->'''Rory''': Well, you did say "dropped out of the sky".\\
'''Amy''': It's a figure of speech, moron. ''(proceeds to start kissing Rory)''
** Rory complaining about the lack of air holes...in a body-bag. Canton hasn't had any complaints yet.
* "The Curse of the Black Spot"
** Reunions with loved ones in "The Curse of the Black Spot":
-->'''Captain Avery:''' Toby! (his son)\\
'''Amy:''' Rory!\\
'''Doctor:''' (in the exact same tone of voice as Amy) The TARDIS!
** Earlier in the episode, we also had the Doctor trying to explain advanced technology to the 17th century pirates, and Rory acting almost high when being exposed to the Siren's song (the bit about admiring the pirates' beards and wanting one himself was especially funny). Not to mention his flirting with Amy and lustily declaring the Siren the most beautiful thing ever...''in front of her''. Cue DeathGlare.
** And the RunningGag of the Doctor liking hats continues, as he temporarily grabs one belonging to one of the pirates.
** The pirates may be [[FreudWasRight compensating for something]] with their guns.
** The Doctor explains the TARDIS. He and Avery need t-shirts. TARDIS has screaming tantrum.
** Rory and Amy trying to understand pirate language.
---> '''Rory''': Rats was all I could hear!
** The Doctor explaining to the pirates that the siren can use water as a portal. Amy's reaction? "Oh, well, thank God we're not in the middle of the ocean."
** "A green singing shark in an evening gown."
** "OK, groovy. So not just Pirates today, we've managed to bagsy a ship where there'll be a demon popping in!"
*** It's even better when you consider that that is SO British.
** The Doctor declaring that he's going to get rid of the warning lights because they ''never stop.''
* "The Doctor's Wife"
** [[spoiler:The TARDIS]] calling Rory "the Pretty one", and Rory's reaction to their [[spoiler:psychic mind-link]]. [[spoiler: And the Doctor's reaction when he finds out.]]
-->"What the hell is that?"
** Also the way the Doctor keeps trying to butt in on the conversation, only to be shoved off to the side by Idris.
** "I've got mail!"
** '''Idris/[[spoiler: TARDIS]]''' running and kissing the Doctor. "[[ShoutOut Biting is just like kissing]], [[{{Jekyll}} but there's a winner]]."
** '''Idris/[[spoiler: TARDIS]]:''' It's on the tip of my tongue! Oh, I've got a new idea about kissing!
** "Yes, it's ''spacey-wacey''!"
** [[spoiler: The TARDIS]] looking at her [[spoiler: human form]] in the mirror.
** [[spoiler: The TARDIS]] arguing with the Doctor about the door instructions.
---> '''Idris/[[spoiler: TARDIS]]:''' *after the Doctor has avoided the question several times* What does the sign say?\\
'''Doctor:''' "Pull to Open!"\\
'''Idris/[[spoiler: TARDIS]]:''' And what do you do?\\
'''Doctor:''' I PUSH!\\
'''Idris/[[spoiler: TARDIS]]:''' Every time!
** Amy's reaction to meeting Idris/[[spoiler: The TARDIS]]:
--->'''Amy:''' Did you wish ''really'' hard?\\
'''Doctor:''' Oh, shut up.\\
'''Idris:''' Oh, hello. I'm "Sexy".\\
(''Amy and Rory give the Doctor looks'')\\
'''Doctor:''' ...Still shut up!
** Part comedy, part terrifying - when Auntie and Uncle are dying [[spoiler: after House abandoned them]]:
---> '''Uncle''': I feel fine. (''drops dead'')
** The Doctor proclaims that nothing can go wrong with his jury-rigged TARDIS control room...and immediately a piece ''leaps'' off.
*** Followed by:
--> '''Doctor:''' "...that always happens."
* "The Rebel Flesh"
** This line:
--> '''Doctor''': I have to get to that cockerel before all hell breaks loose. I never thought I'd get to say that again!
** "For want of a better word, owwww!"
** "Yes it's insane and it's going to get insane-erer. Is that a word?"
** "Always with the Rory!"
* "The Almost People":
** Another fine one in "The Almost People": ''"[[CanisLatinicus Roranicus Pondicus!]]"''
** Ganger Doctor's ContinuityNod-riddled coming to grips with his 900 years of memories. "I reversed the jelly baby of the neutron flow!"
** Ganger Doctor slipping into Four's voice for a split second to deliver the line "Would you like a jelly baby?" is wonderfully unexpected and simultaneously hilarious simply because of just how ''different'' Smith's voice is to Baker's, but it's topped--only barely, but still--by this bit:
--->'''Ten's voice coming out of Ganger!Doctor's mouth:''' Hello, I'm the Doctor!\\
'''Ganger!Doctor:''' No! Let it go, we... we've moved on!
*** A Youtube comment called that a subtle hint to Ten's fangirls.
*** Here's the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa4VIGnW1Us clip.]]
** The Doctor's complete glee over talking to himself.
*** Followed by both of them doing an identical weird step-hop thing ''in unison.''
* "A Good Man Goes to War"
** Rory accosting the Cybermen: "Don't give me those blank looks!"
** Strax the Sontaran Nurse.
--->''I can produce ''magnificent'' amounts of lactic fluid!''
*** Bonus points for the look on Rory's face after he says that
** And earlier when he's holding Colonel Manton at gun point:
---> Don't slump, it's bad for your spine.
** Madame Vastra and the Doctor discussing when Rory and Amy's daughter...began.
--->'''Vastra:''' I am trying to be delicate. I know how you can blush. When did this baby...begin?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Oh, you mean...\\
'''Vastra:''' Quite.\\
'''Doctor:''' Well how would I know? That's all human-y private stuff, it just sort of...goes on. They don't put up a balloon or anything.\\
'''Vastra:''' But could the child have begun on the TARDIS. In flight, in the vortex?\\
'''Doctor:''' No, no, impossible! It's all running about, [[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E06TheVampiresOfVenice sexy fish vampires]] and [[StuffBlowingUp blowing up stuff]]. And Rory wasn't even there at the beginning. Then [[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E09ColdBlood he was dead]], then [[RetGone he didn't exist]], then [[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E12ThePandoricaOpens he was plastic]]. Then [[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E13TheBigBang I had to reboot the whole universe]]...[[ContinuityLockOut long story]]. So technically, the first time they were on the TARDIS together, in ''this'' version of reality, was [[ExplainExplainOhCrap on their w-w-w-wwww...]]\\
'''Vastra:''' On their what?\\
'''Doctor (almost choking):''' On their wedding night.
*** It gets even better with this {{Twitter}} exchange a few days after the episode between a viewer, Steven Moffat, and Neil Gaiman (neilhimself):
---->'''[[http://twitter.com/#!/whitniverse/status/80038662242447360 whitniverse:]]''' @steven_moffat @neilhimself #Series/DoctorWho SPOILERS! Does this mean that River was conceived on a bunk bed?\\
'''[[http://twitter.com/#!/steven_moffat/status/80039860047577088 steven_moffat:]]''' @whitniverse @neilhimself Or a ladder.\\
'''[[http://twitter.com/#!/neilhimself/status/80039668804096000 neilhimself]]''' (at about the same time): @whitniverse @steven_moffat or on the ladder…\\
'''[[http://twitter.com/#!/neilhimself/status/80040326676480000 neilhimself:]]''' @steven_moffat @whitniverse That was spooky.\\
'''[[http://twitter.com/#!/steven_moffat/status/80040952252739584 steven_moffat:]]''' @neilhimself @whitniverse I think we accidentally made that canonical.
** The Doctor talking with Melody Pond:
--->'''Doctor (sniffs Melody):''' Well, yes, I suppose she does smell nice. Never really sniffed her, maybe I should give it a go. Amelia Pond, c'mere. (he hugs and sniffs Amy)\\
'''Melody:''' (makes baby noises)\\
'''Doctor:''' It's ok, she's still all yours. And you really should call her Mummy, not big milk thing.\\
'''Amy:''' Ok, what are you doing?\\
'''Doctor:''' I speak baby.\\
'''Amy:''' No, you don't!\\
'''Doctor:''' I speak everything...Don't I, Melody Pond?\\
''Melody coos''\\
'''Doctor (fixes his [[RunningGag bow tie]]):''' No, it's not...it's cool!
** When the Doctor figures out that River is [[spoiler: Melody Pond]], he squeals gleefully...until he realizes the implications. Namely, that he kissed River before he knew who she was. He gives Amy and, in particular, ''[[OverprotectiveDad Rory]]'' a very scared look, runs to the TARDIS, and ''gets the hell out of there.''
** River casually tells the [[CardboardPrison Stormcage security]] that she's actually ''breaking back in'' and to turn off the alarms because she's back in her cell. They oblige and then she asks for her usual breakfast time.
** The fact that River [[spoiler: is a Time Lord can be said seriously outside of WMG, even if it is only partially true.]]
** The wonderful LesYay moment between Madame Vastra and Jenny:
--->'''Vastra:''' I honestly don't know why you put up with me. *Knocks out guard with prehensile tongue* *smirk*
** River telling Rory that the Doctor's birthday gift included ice-skating in 1814 and a performance by StevieWonder:
--->'''Rory''': Stevie Wonder performed in 1814?\\
'''River''': Yes, but you must never tell ''him'' that.
** The Doctor walks in on Amy and Rory's reunion.
--->'''The Doctor:''' Eugh...kissing and crying. I'll be back in a bit.
* We know the title for the second part to "A Good Man Goes to War" now: "[[HitlersTimeTravelExemptionAct Let's Kill Hitler]]".
** From the episode itself, we have this exchange:
--->'''Doctor''': Put Hitler in the cupboard, Rory.\\
'''Rory''': Putting Hitler in the cupboard.
*** The matter of fact tone the Doctor uses is hilarious!
** The way that once Hitler is in the cupboard, [[WhatHappenedToTheMouse he is completely forgotten about by all three and never appears again in the episode]].
*** Made even funnier by this line from the next episode: [[spoiler: What do we do with things we don't like? We put them in the cupboard]]
** HilariousInHindsight: when Mels "borrows" a car to come meet Amy, Rory, and the Doctor, Rory is exasperated and tells her "you're going to end up in prison!" [[spoiler: She does, though it [[CardboardPrison never sticks for long]].]]
** Rory delivers the best line in the history of the entire show, from 1963 to 2011, and probably beyond.
--->'''Rory''': Shut up Hitler!
** River and the Nazis:
--->'''River:''' Well, I was off to this gay gypsy bar mitzvah for the disabled when I thought "Gosh, the Third Reich's a bit rubbish, I think I'll kill the Führer".
** Amy, Rory, and the Doctor's reaction after [[spoiler: Mels regenerates into River]], followed by the Doctor and [[spoiler: River]]'s ''Manga/DeathNote'' Level IKnowYouKnowIKnow exchange.
*** Blink and you'll miss it, but the Doctor actually ''covers up his eyes'' after [[spoiler: Melody propped her foot up on that armchair]].
*** Another blink and you'll miss it, when Melody leaves the room for the first time after [[spoiler: regenerating]], you can see the Doctor covering a certain part of his body up.
** Amy and Rory get quite a few between them throughout. They write the word "Doctor" into a field with their car because "he never answers his phone". The Doctor turns up in the middle of the "O" with tomorrow's newspaper, which contains a front page story about the crop circle, and simply asks...
--->'''Doctor:''' Seriously?
** The three of them scream in comical terror when they realise Mels is driving straight at them.
*** The fact that Amy and Rory get out of the way, but she '''does''' hit the Doctor.
** The flashbacks to Amy, Rory and Mels as children are full of Funny Moments.
--->'''Amelia:''' Why are you always in trouble? You're the most in trouble in the whole school, except for boys.\\
'''Young Mels:''' And you.\\
'''Amelia:''' I count as a boy!
** Mels' insistance that several historical events happened because "the Doctor didn't stop it".
** The scene in Amy's bedroom is one big one. Mels is lying on the bed playing with a toy police telephone box.
--->'''Mels:''' It was late, I took a bus.\\
'''Rory:''' No, you stole a bus.\\
'''Amy:''' Who steals a bus?\\
'''Mels:''' I returned it.\\
'''Rory:''' You drove it through the Botanical Garden.\\
'''Mels:''' Short cut. (''giggles'')\\
'''Amy:''' Why can't you just act like a person. Like a normal ''legal'' person?\\
'''Mels:''' I don't know. Maybe I need a Doctor!\\
'''Amy:''' Stop it.\\
'''Rory:''' I better go. I'm on earlies tomorrow.\\
'''Mels:''' It's alright for you. You've got Mr. Perfect keeping you right.\\
'''Amy:''' He's not even real. Just a stupid dream when I was a kid.\\
'''Mels:''' I wasn't talking about him.\\
'''Amy:''' What, Rory? (''Rory freezes in the doorway'') How have I ''got'' Rory?\\
'''Rory:''' Yeah, how...how's she got me?\\
'''Amy:''' He's not mine.\\
'''Rory:''' No. No, I'm not hers.\\
'''Mels:''' Oh, come on. It's got to be you two! Oh, [[{{Foreshadowing}} cut to the song]], it's getting boring.\\
'''Amy:''' Nice thought, ok? But completely impossible.\\
'''Rory:''' Yeah, impossible!\\
'''Amy:''' I mean, I'd love to, he's gorgeous, he's my favourite guy, but he's, you know?\\
'''Rory:''' [[JustFriends A friend]].\\
'''Amy:''' (overlapping) [[MistakenForGay Gay]]!\\
(''They look at each other in shock'')\\
'''Rory:''' I'm not gay.\\
'''Amy:''' Yes, you are.\\
'''Rory:''' No. No, I'm not.\\
'''Amy:''' Course you are, don't be stupid! In the whole time I've known you, when've you ever shown interest in a girl?\\
'''Mels:''' Penny in the air.\\
'''Amy:''' I've known you for, what, 10 years? I've seen you practically every day. Name one girl you've paid even the slightest bit of attention to?\\
(''Rory quickly leaves the room without saying a word. Mels starts laughing as the speechless Amy slowly starts to realise Rory's feelings for her.'')\\
'''Amy:''' Oh, my God! Rory! (''she chases after him'')\\
'''Mels:''' And the penny drops!
** Immediately after [[spoiler: Mels regenerates and has momentarily disappeared to check out her new body]]:
--->'''Rory:''' Does anybody else find this day just a bit difficult? I'm getting a sort of banging in my head.\\
'''Amy:''' Yeah, I think that's Hitler in the cupboard.\\
'''Rory:''' That's not helping.
** The Doctor is questioning [[spoiler: Robo-Amy]] about the Silence when he hits a dead end.
--->'''Doctor:''' Yes, but what is The Question?
--->*dramatic pause*\\
[[spoiler:'''Robo-Amy:''']] Unknown.\\
'''Doctor:''' Well, fat lot of use that is, you big ginge.
** Rory steals a bike from a Nazi:
--->'''Rory:''' Heil!\\
'''Nazi:''' Heil!\\
(''Rory knocks him out with a punch to the face and steals the bike.'')\\
'''Amy:''' Can you ride a motorbike?\\
'''Rory:''' I expect so. It's that sort of day.
** Amy and Rory find themselves inside a [[spoiler: giant robot replica of Amy]]:
--->'''Rory:''' Ok, ok, I'm trapped inside [[spoiler:a giant robotic replica of my wife]]. (''whispering to himself'') I'm really trying not to see this as a metaphor.\\
'''Amy:''' How can we be in here? How do we fit?\\
'''Rory:''' Miniaturisation Ray.\\
'''Amy:''' How would you know that?\\
'''Rory:''' [[AskAStupidQuestion Well, there was a ray, and then we were miniaturized...]]\\
'''Amy:''' All right.
** The crew of the ''Teselecta'' [[spoiler: (a humanoid robot)]] trying to make sure their "Janitor" disguise has come out right.
--->'''Harriet:''' I don't trust sensors, I want to take a look myself.\\
'''Jim:''' We're in a hurry. We're not trying to win an award.\\
'''Harriet:''' That's what you said when we made [[RasputinTheMadMonk Rasputin]] green!
** [[spoiler: Melody Pond's regeneration from "I'm focusing on a dress size" to "I'm gonna wear lots of jodphurs."]]
** When [[spoiler: River]] walks into a party of Nazis.
--->[[spoiler:'''River''']]: [[spoiler:*Fires off 2 machine guns.* LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! I don't have a thing to wear. *Points guns at everyone.* Take off your clothes.]]
** And shortly after that, when Amy and Rory are trying to find River:
--->'''Rory:''' Okay, all of Berlin, how do we find her?\\
'''Amy:''' I don't know. Look for clues.\\
'''Rory:''' ''Clues?'' *Imitating Amy's accent* What kind of ''clues''?!\\
'''Amy:''' Shut up...\\
(The doors of a nearby building fly open, and a crowd of people in their underwear run out.)\\
'''Rory:''' ...Okay.
** Absolutely ''anything'' said by the antibodies.
--->'''Antibody:''' Please remain calm while your life is terminated.\\
'''Antibody:''' It is normal to experience fear during your incineration.\\
'''Antibody:''' You will feel a slight tingling sensation and then death.
* "Night Terrors"
** Rory proclaiming [[spoiler:"We're dead. ''Again''."]]
** Alex's response to a long, grand speech from the Doctor.
-->'''Alex:''' You're not from social services, are you?
** And the Doctor getting sidetracked regarding the term for a phobia of everything:
--->"Pantaphobia. That's what it's called, pantaphobia. Not fear of pants, though, if that's what you're thinking. It's the fear of everything, [[NoExceptYes ...including pants, I suppose]]. Anyway, go on."
** He also gets sidetracked talking about how they've knocked down the blocks he went around and built new ones, and how hard it is to remember everything he's seen. Alex is freaking out during the second one, but you can ''still'' hear him going on in the background.
** Also Alex's reactions when the Doctor is debating whether or not to open the cupboard.
** The Doctor telling George about his 'Bedtime Stories' and fiddling with a Rubik's Cube.
** Amy, Rory and the Doctor trying to find George's flat by knocking on other people's doors.
** The asshole landlord Mr. Purcell, having gone through hell in the dollhouse, finds himself back home and the first thing he does is hug his menacing dog.
* "The Girl Who Waited":
** "[[CallBack Glasses are cool.]]"
** Amy lost her phone.
--->'''Amy''': Has anyone seen my phone?\\
'''Doctor''': (sighs) I bring you to a planet 2 billion light years away and you want to update... {{Twitter}}?
** The two Amys fighting - you know, before the MoodWhiplash.
** [[spoiler:Future]] Amy flirting with Rory, much to his discomfort.
---> '''Amy:''' I've known you my ''whole'' life. ''How'' many games of "Doctors and Nurses"...
* "The God Complex"
** The National Anthem of Gibbis' planet is "[[CheeseEatingSurrenderMonkeys Glory To]] [[HelloInsertNameHere Insert Name Here]]".
** Rory squeeing over a CoolCar, before the MoodWhiplash sets in and you [[TearJerker just want to cry]]. Also, his MemeticBadass status has been acknowledged in-universe. In the HellHotel, everyone sees rooms with their worst fears. What does Rory see? Fire Exits. [[TooSpicyForYogSothoth The Minotaur just wants him to]] ''[[TooSpicyForYogSothoth leave]]''.
** When the Minotaur breaks the door open, Rory, who has been leaning against it from the other side, is swung around behind the door out-of-sight.
** When Amy and Rita duck inside a room meant for someone else, a sad clown with a balloon is sitting on the bed.
--->'''Rita''': How's it going?\\
'''Amy''': ''Don't talk to the clown!''
** Rory's BlackComedy GenreSavvy when Rita and the Doctor become friends:
---> "Every time the Doctor gets pal-y with someone I have this overwhelming urge to [[CartwrightCurse notify their next-of-kin]]."
** When Amy and Rory are looking over the photos, one past victim called Royston Luke Gold had a fear of ''Plymouth''.
* In "Closing Time", the Doctor distracting Craig from the fact [[spoiler:that they're on a Cybermen spaceship]] by [[HoYay pretending to be in love/coming on to him]].
** '''Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All.'''
*** "Not Mum, that's you. Also Not Mum, that's me and everyone else is...peasants. Well, that's unfortunate."
** The fact that the Doctor and Craig are MistakenForGay. So much HoYay!
*** Of course, this is preceded by The Doctor saying "You're my baby" to Craig rather loudly before giving him a great big hug.
** "I liked his hat."
** Bitey.
** Don't worry, I have an app for that.
** The return of "You redecorated! I don't like it."
---> '''Craig''': It's a new house!
** A blink and you'll miss it one: Sophie returns from her little vacation, amazed at the clean house and asking if anything's happened. Craig denies it, until Stormageddon chimes in with his first word: [[spoiler: Doctor.]]
** "Hello, Craig! I'm ''[[LargeHam back.]]''" Said with a huge cheesy grin on his face and his arms straight down at his sides.
** The Doctor quieting the baby by just going "Shh." Later using it on another adult.
*** The Doctor stating that the "Shhh" trick {{only works once}} and on underdeveloped brains... moments before he uses it on Craig.
* "The Wedding of River Song"
** During "The Wedding of River Song", the Doctor meets up with [[spoiler: River again while in the company of Madame Kovarian. When they start flirting again, Kovarian]] comes out with...
-->[[spoiler:'''Kovarian''']] Oh, they're flirting again! Do I have to watch this?
** It's the delivery that makes it!
** Also, when the Doctor wakes up in [[spoiler: Amy Pond's office on a train]], he rattles on about how they used to be [[spoiler: best friends in another version of reality, and how she grew up with a time rift in her wall that affected her memories, so she should be able to remember him...only to realise he's picked up a toy TARDIS, and the walls are covered in drawings of him and the creatures they've faced]].
** Amy's hilariously bad drawing of Rory.
---> Amy: Yes, Rory. My husband. I haven't found him yet, but I love him very much, don't I?
---> Doctor: (examining her sketch of Rory, so handsome that he is pretty much unrecognizable) Yes, apparently.
** The sickened look on Amy's face when she realizes she's the Doctor's [[spoiler: mother-in-law]].
--->'''River''': Father dear, I think mummy might need another drink.
** The Doctor is explaining how time broke to WinstonChurchill, ending with...
--->'''Doctor:''' Like a record stuck on a needle.\\
'''Winston Churchill:''' A record? Dear God, man, haven't you ever heard of downloads?\\
'''Doctor:''' Said Winston Churchill!
** Anything with [[LosingYourHead Dorium]].
--->I'm a ''head!'' '''''I have rights!'''''
** Amy's Cliff Notes explanation to Rory of their relationship in the real world.
--->'''Amy''': You and I got married and had a daughter and that's her.\\
'''Rory:''' ...okay.
*** Similarly, their proposal: "Let's get drinks sometime." "Okay." "And married." "Fine."
** Early on, there's the sign in the park: "Pterodactyls are vermin: do not feed them."
** Rory and Amy's disgusted [[http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsr00cKG3o1qkjxrmo2_500.jpg looks]] when the Doctor and River have [[TheBigDamnKiss their big kiss]].
* The short "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDLrWtzMn5Y Death is the Only Answer]]". The Doctor is in a prank war with ''AlbertEinstein''. And then there's this line:
-->'''Doctor:''' [[EinsteinHair Nice hair!]] You should keep it; looks more science-y.\\
--\\
'''Albert''': But you said you were going to give my toothbrush back!\\
'''Doctor''': Uh, yes, about that, the Daleks kind of exterminated it last week--or was it last century?
* Pretty much all of "Night and the Doctor" mini-series. Except for the end of "Last Night". [[TearJerker Which was sad.]]
** Special mention goes to the Doctor's response to Amy's "serious face."
---> '''Doctor:''' Roooory!! She's having an emotion!!!!
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Series 7 / Season 33]]
* The tour of the house in "The Doctor, the Widow and the Wardrobe".
-->"I know!"
** [[spoiler:Amy]] getting so fed up with carolers that she comes to the door armed with a squirt gun.
** The hammock scene:
--->'''Cyril:''' Where are the beds?\\
'''Doctor:''' Well, I couldn't fit everything in, there had to be sacrifices. Anyway, who needs beds when you've got HAMMOCKS?!\\
(''he pulls a lever and two hammocks come down. Cyril, Lily and Madge are confused.'')\\
'''Doctor:''' [[CatchPhrase I know!]]\\
'''Cyril:''' But how do you get on?\\
'''Doctor:''' Watch and learn, kid.\\
(''EpicFail follows'')\\
'''Madge:''' For God's sake!\\
'''Doctor:''' This hammock has developed a fault.
** When the [[spoiler: tree ship is taking off]] we get probably the most succinct summary of the Doctor's more chaotic escapades we'll ever hear:
--->'''Lily: ''' What's happening?\\
'''Doctor:''' No idea, do what I do-- hold tight and pretend it's a plan.
** The reveal that, due to the Doctor being separated from the TARDIS in the 1930s, there are ''real'' police boxes around.
** While Madge [[spoiler: pilots the Mecha to save her kids]].
--->'''Madge''': "Caretaker?"\\
'''Doctor''': "Yeah?"\\
'''Madge''': "You're fired!!"
** After a [[AwesomeMoments most epic]] moment in which the Doctor ''puts on a spacesuit while falling into the atmosphere'', he [[NotTheFallThatKillsYou crashes into the Earth]], he sounds rather injured...[[spoiler:and then it's discovered that it's because he thinks he's gone blind due to putting the suit on backwards.]]
*** Even better, when Madge asks him how in the world was he able to put the thing on backwards, he says what might be one of his biggest understatements in a few series: "I got dressed in a hurry."
** When it becomes increasingly obvious the Androzani trees are PlantAliens:
--->'''Cyril''': Caretaker...are the trees...''alive?''\\
'''Doctor''': ''(*beat*)'' ..[[AskAStupidQuestion Of course they're alive!]] [[FridgeBrilliance They're]] ''[[CaptainObvious trees!]]''
* "Pond Life"
** Part 1: The Doctor lays down some backing vocals, while wearing a backwards baseball cap.
** "Helmic Regulator's acting up again... oh dear. I seem to have collided with Ancient Greece. '''AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH'''--"
** Pond Life [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm0dqb7rKpk Part 3]] features Amy and Rory waking up in the morning to see [[spoiler: an Ood on their loo]].
** Part 4. [[spoiler: Butler Ood]]. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ikv0QbubV7Y Talk about guilty pleasures.]]
--->'''[[spoiler: Rory:]]''' [[spoiler: I feel so guilty.]]\\
'''[[spoiler: Amy:]]''' [[spoiler: Shut up and eat your breakfast.]]
* "Asylum of the Daleks"
--> '''Doctor''': A Dalek without a gun is like a tricycle with a roof.
** Amy's acid sequence from the nano cloud overwriting her memories. Little girl ballerina with flaming red hair = ballerina Dalek. And you thought Donna making them spin was funny enough.
** Near the start of the episode:
--->'''Doctor''': How many Daleks?\\
'''Amy''': Armed?\\
'''Rory''': What colour? (beat) Sorry, all the good questions were gone.
** Before the title sequence, the Daleks ask the Doctor to save them. The Doctor's response?
---> "Well, ''this'' is new!"
** When the Daleks reveal that there's a signal coming from the very heart of their insane asylum planet, we promptly hear ''Carmen'' blaring over the loudspeakers. The Daleks, having no understanding of classical music, demand to know what it is:
---> '''Supreme Dalek''': WHAT IS THE NOISE? EX-PLAIN! ''EX-PLAIN!!''
---> '''The Doctor''': That's, uh, me.
---> '''Rory''': Sorry, ''[[FlatWhat what??]]''
---> '''The Doctor''': It's me, playing the triangle. (chuckles sheepishly) Got buried in the mix. ''Carmen!'' Lovely show...
*** And then the Doctor has this unorthodox suggestion for the race of genocidal aliens:
---> '''The Doctor''': Have you considered tracking back the signal and talking to them?
---> '''(The Daleks just stare at him)'''
---> '''The Doctor''': (To himself) [[AskAStupidQuestion ...he asked the]] [[OmnicidalManiac Daleks...]]
** After the Daleks explain the situation, the Doctor wonders why they haven't sent in their own forces to deal with the situation. Turns out that ''[[spoiler: [[TheDreaded the Daleks]] ]]'' [[spoiler: are too]] ''[[spoiler: scared]]'' [[spoiler: of going down into an asylum of their insane brethren.]]
** When the Doctor finds out how the Daleks plan on getting him into the Asylum...
--->'''Doctor''': You're going to fire me at a planet? That's your plan? I get fired at a planet and expected to fix it?\\
'''Rory''': In fairness that is slightly your M.O.\\
'''Doctor''': Don't be fair to the Daleks when they're firing me at a planet!
** Rory thinking the Daleks are asking for [[InterruptedCatchphrase "eggs"]]. Sure, the audience probably knows what's coming, but Rory just [[PunctuatedForEmphasis DOES. NOT. GET IT!]]
** While talking to the Doctor, Oswin begins making playfully teasing remarks about [[LanternJawOfJustice his chin]], much to the Doctor's chagrin.
---> '''The Doctor''': Oi, just what is ''wrong'' with my chin??
---> '''Oswin''': Careful, you'll have someone's eye out with that thing.
*** And later:
---> '''Oswin''': Hello, "the Chin!"
** When the Doctor tells an insane Dalek to scan him:
---> '''The Doctor''': Identify me, access your files, who am I? Come on! Who's your daddy?
---> '''Dalek''': [[BaitAndSwitch You-are-the-Predator.]]
*** When said Dalek decides to blow itself up in [[TakingYouWithMe a suicide attack against the Doctor]] after realizing it doesn't have the power left to shoot him, the Doctor uses his sonic screwdriver to open up its casing and hack its inner circuitry...then drops the head casing back into place with a cartoon-worthy ''CLANG!'' And then it turns out that the Doctor wasn't looking for a self-destruct countermand, but ''reverse.''
---> '''Dalek''': (Helplessly rolling away from the Doctor towards its fellow Daleks) FORWARDS! FORWARDS! FORWARDS! FORWARDS! ''FORRRRRRWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRDS--!!''
---> (The Dalek hits its comrades like a bunch of ninepins. ''KABOOM!!!'')
*** At the very end of the episode, to quote the recap page:
---> '''Recap''': "...Amy and Rory rather effortlessly resolve their marriage, and the Doctor hastily bids goodbye to a collection of [[LaserGuidedAmnesia extremely confused Daleks]] who wonder who this Doctor person is and why he's babbling about an [[Recap/DoctorWhoNSS1E13ThePartingOfTheWays Oncoming Storm]]. "
* "Dinosaurs on a Spaceship"
** Just try not to laugh at the Doctor's giddiness while riding a triceratops in the episode's [[http://www.doctorwhobbc.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/s07e02_wall_4x3.jpg promo image.]]
** Rory being ''kissed'' by the Doctor, and his somewhat displeased/surprised reaction.
** Rory's dad randomly carrying around a trowel and golf balls, and seeming confused as to why Rory considers that strange, thinking that everyone should do this. The trowel bit leads on to this:
--->'''Brian''': You should put it on your Christmas list.\\
'''Rory''': Dad, I'm thirty-one, I don't have a Christmas list anymore.\\
'''Doctor''': I DO!
** The Doctor falls victim to CutenessProximity...upon seeing a ''fully grown triceratops''.
** When the triceratops is sniffing at Brian's pants and the golf-balls in his pocket:
--->'''Brian''': What-do-I-do, what-do-I-do?! ''What's it doing!?!''\\
'''Doctor''': You don't have any vegetable matter in your trousers, do you Brian?\\
'''Brian''': Only my balls.\\
'''Rory''': *facepalm*\\
{{Beat}}
--->'''Doctor''': ...I'm sorry?
** Amy's interactions with Nefertiti were also pretty funny.
--->'''Nefertiti''': And you, Amy, are you also a queen?\\
'''Amy (after pausing shiftily)''': Yes... yes I am.
** Riddell and Nefertiti are utterly hilarious.
--->'''Riddell''': What you need is a brave, interesting man of action with an enormous ''weapon'' *pumps electric rifle and leaves*.\\
'''Amy''': So, it's the human sleeping potion or the walking innuendo. Take your pick.
** Amy and Riddell.
--->'''Riddell''': This is a two man job. *Amy grabs stun rifle* What are you doing?\\
'''Amy''': I'm easily worth two men. You can tag along if you like.
--->*a little later...*\\
'''Riddell''': You know what I want most?\\
'''Amy''': A class in gender politics?
** Brian has a good idea. The Doctor agrees.
--->'''Doctor''': Brian Pond, you are delicious!
--->'''Brian''': I'm ''not'' a Pond.
--->'''Doctor:''' Of course you are.
* "A Town Called Mercy"
--> '''Amy''' ([[RecklessGunUsage while waving a loaded gun around]]): You've clearly been taking stupid lessons since I last saw you! '''*BANG*'''
** And then:
--->'''Isaac:''' Everyone who isn't an American put their guns down.\\
'''*BANG*'''\\
'''Amy:''' I didn't mean to do that.
** Also:
---> '''Doctor:''' Anachronistic electricity, Keep Out signs, aggressive stares-- has somebody been peeking at my Christmas list!?
** The Doctor informing the preacher that his horse Joshua is actually called Susan and wants the preacher to respect his lifestyle choices. Yes, the Doctor speaks Horse now.
*** The entire scene afterwards when he detects [[spoiler:Kahler-Jex' ship]] plays out like he's having a conversation with one of his companions... except that the companion is a transgender horse.
** The Doctor is horrified when he thinks that the Gunslinger shoots people's hats.
** The way the Doctor saunters into the saloon, and orders his drink.
---> '''Doctor:''' Tea. But the strong stuff. Leave the bag in. *starts making goofy faces as the toothpick he's chewing on gets stuck in his mouth*
* "The Power of Three"
** The Doctor playing Wii Tennis.
** After UNIT break into Amy and Rory's home.
--->'''Rory:''' There are soldiers all over the house, and I'm in my pants!\\
'''Amy:''' My whole life I've dreamed of saying that, and I miss it by being someone else.
** After Kate Stewart lists the ways UNIT have been testing the cubes, the Doctor says:
--->'''Doctor:''' That's impressive. I don't want them to be impressive, I want them to be vulnerable with a nice AchillesHeel.
** The Doctor going stir crazy while watching the cubes and going on a rampage of activity. These include: Painting the fence, vacuuming the house, playing Wii Tennis, kicking a soccer ball, staring at cubes and a lot more. He gets back down and asks Rory how long it's been. [[spoiler:It's only been an hour.]]
** Amy and the Doctor are being told about the cubes. Some respond to proximity and others cause mood swings. The room is dark and gloomy, everyone is serious, and then Amy opens the door of a chamber containing a cube..... and it starts playing the chicken dance song. Made even better by the Doctor sticking his fingers in his ears slowly, with a completely serious face, as if facing the worst noise in all of existence. Considering the seriousness of the rest of the scene, it comes out of nowhere.
** At her secret UNIT base under the Tower of London, Kate Stewart has squads of trained beheaders. And Ravens of Death. Given her [[spoiler:parentage]], did you really expect her ''not'' to be a DeadpanSnarker?
** The Doctor can't understand how humans can live with only one heart.
** One of Rory's patients comes to him in a wheelchair...[[NoodleIncident with his foot stuck in a toilet.]] Rory's reaction is [[SeenItAll "Again?"]]
** The Doctor's seemingly genuine surprise to learn that Amy and Rory have jobs when he's not around.
** When Amy, the Doctor and Rory are eating fish fingers and custard:
--->'''The Doctor:''' If I had a restaurant, this would be all I'd serve.\\
'''Amy:''' Yeah, right. You running a restaurant.\\
'''The Doctor:''' I've run restaurants. Who do you think invented the Yorkshire pudding?\\
''(Rory laughs, then does a double take)''\\
'''Rory:''' You didn't.
* "The Angels Take Manhattan":
** The ''Statue of Liberty'' is a Weeping Angel.
*** When Rory sees it, he remarks, "I've always wanted to see the Statue of Liberty. I guess she got impatient."
** Out of nowhere, in the middle of an incredibly heartbreaking scene:
--->'''Amy''': Do you think you'll just come back to life?!\\
'''Rory''': [[LampshadeHanging When]] ''[[DeathIsCheap don't]]'' [[TheyKilledKennyAgain I]]?!
** The Doctor's attraction to Melody Malone. [[spoiler:Who is, of course, his wife.]] Yowza.
* "The Great Detective":
** The Paternoster Row gang and their increasingly desperate attempts to create a cover story for calling in a [[DarkerAndEdgier Darker And Edgier]] Doctor to check on him.
---> '''Vastra:''' I've calculated a 34% chance (the meteor shower) is the result of alien intervention!\\
{{Beat}}\\
'''Vastra:''' ...24%.\\
{{Beat}}\\
'''Vastra:''' ...Well they ''could'' just be meteors, but it's worth looking into!
** ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAAc6iDS01U Strax has declared war on the Moon.]]''
*** What's even better--judging by Vastra and Jenny's exasperated reactions, Strax's cover story was probably NOT actually a cover story. He seems completely serious about the threat the Moon poses to the safety of the Earth, and they seem like they've heard his speech a few too many times before.
---->'''Strax:''' Too long the Moon has hung unmonitored and unsuspected in the sky! It has gained an enormous tactical advantage!\\
'''Jenny:''' ''There's no one living there!''
** Jenny's rambling story about a professor who wants to split the world open with a giant drill ([[Recap/DoctorWhoS7E4Inferno sound]] [[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E08TheHungryEarth fami]][[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E09ColdBlood liar]]?).
---> "I think we should investigate." {{Beat}} "I mean...he doesn't actually have a giant drill...and he's not really a professor...and he was a bit drunk at the time and...singing a bit, but you know it's never too early to...investigate...a...drill..."
* "Vastra Investigates":
** Jenny does not seem to have warmed up to Strax any further. Also, he does not understand the concept of arresting someone to put them on trial.
--->'''Strax:''' Prepare for obliteration, Earthling scum!\\
'''Inspector:''' Actually, Mr. Strax, if you could just take him aside? I have some officers on the way.\\
'''Strax:''' As you wish! Human filth.\\
'''Jenny:''' *exasperated* Sorry. He's new.
** Vastra's [[http://25.media.tumblr.com/c8e5d739f32362fd4a33ffed846cdf66/tumblr_mfr74pTqUR1r78gl0o1_r1_500.gif innocent, wide-eyed smile]] through the Scotland Yard officer's awkward fumbling for words is ''priceless''.
---> "He is a genetically-modified clone warrior from outer space."\\
"...makes sense..."
* "The Snowmen"
** The Doctor pretending to be Sherlock Holmes.
** The Doctor's line on Strax:
--->'''The Doctor''': He died for a friend of mine, then another friend [[BackFromTheDead brought him back]]. But I don't think his brains made the return trip!
** THE MEMORY WORM.
*** Clara considers this true in-universe.
---->'''Clara:''' Why would I run? I know what's going to happen next and it's funny.
** Strax greeting Clara when she arrives at Vastra's hideout.
---> "Do not attempt to escape, or you will be obliterated. May I take your coat?"
*** When Strax shows up to help the Doctor investigate:
---->'''Strax:''' Madame Vastra wondered if you needed any [[YourAnswerToEverything grenades]].\\
'''Doctor:''' Grenades!?\\
({{Beat}})\\
'''Strax:''' She ''might'' have said "help".
*** Really, pretty much everything Strax says is a [=CMoF=].
** When [[ButtMonkey Strax]] expertly analyzes the war zone, the Doctor kisses his head. He then makes one of the most hilarious [[http://25.media.tumblr.com/5deb491a8474dcf1822b6a67bb5eb8d0/tumblr_mfmomrdE8f1rsvfzbo2_500.gif faces]] in history.
*** How does Strax respond? "[[TheComicallySerious Sir, please do not 'noogie' me during combat prep!]]"
** Vastra casually introducing herself and Jenny to the freaked out maid.
--->"Hello, I'm a lizard woman from the dawn of time. And this is my wife!"
** All of Clara's stories are true. Including the one where she was born behind the clock face of Big Ben ("accounting for my acute sense of time") and the one where she [[BlatantLies invented fish]] because she dislikes swimming alone.
** "Winter is coming." - If you're a fan of ''Series/GameOfThrones'', this line is a hundred times funnier.
** Pretty much any time Jenny gets a chance to take a dig at Simeon is a cross between this and [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome CMOA]], but especially this:
---> '''Simeon:''' *sneering* I ''am'' honored tonight. The veiled detective ''and'' her... fatuous accomplice.\\
'''Jenny:''' *mocking curtsy* At your service.
*** Not to mention "We are ''married''!" "Which is more than can be said for you, 'ey, ''dear''."
** This charming banter:
---> '''Clara''': After you!\\
'''The Doctor''': After you!\\
'''Clara''': After you! I'm wearing a dress! Eyes front, soldier!\\
'''The Doctor''': My eyes are always front!\\
'''Clara''': (''in a singsong voice'') Mine aren't...
** Anytime the Doctor and Strax start verbally sparring.
---> '''Doctor:''' You think I'll go solve a mystery for any bint who smiles at me?! Who do you think I am?!\\
'''Strax:''' ''Sherlock Holmes.''\\
'''Doctor:''' DON'T be clever, Strax. I'm the clever one, you're the potato one.\\
'''Strax:''' Very well... Mister Holmes.\\
'''Doctor:''' You're not funny! Or clever! And you've got tiny little legs!
** Captain Latimer's response to discovering the Doctor and Clara together, the Doctor's innocent insistence that he's Clara's 'gentleman friend' and they've been upstairs kissing, Clara's a working-class girl and moonlights as a barmaid, the house is surrounded by evil alien snowmen, there's a lesbian Silurian detective, her wife and a Sontaran butler in his foyer, his maid's fainted and there's a demonic ice-sculpture version of his children's former governess that's inexplicably talking like Mr. Punch coming after them from the top of the stairs:
--->'''Latimer:''' ''[To Clara, [[AllLoveIsUnrequited hurt and small]]]'' ... [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking You have a gentleman friend]]?
** The way Matt delivers the kissing line is hilarious!
** Captain Latimer is also greatly impressed that Clara has such a remarkable amount of wisdom in the matters of family for one so very pretty. ''[[FreudianSlip Young]]''.
** When the Doctor is communicating with Clara at a distance and she gestures for him to come into the house and up to see her, the Doctor thinks he's just going to gesture back that he's leaving. The Doctor's hand, it turns out, disagrees:
--->'''The Doctor:''' ''Five minutes''?! Where did ''that'' come from?!
*** That gets followed up on when the Doctor pulls his Punch-minus-Judy routine and that same hand, with Punch puppet still on, ''tries to make out with the Doctor'' and he reacts as though it's still moving of its own accord.
** Clara's take on the usual "It's bigger on the inside" routine.
---> '''The Doctor''': Go on, say it. Everyone else does.\\
'''Clara''': *walks out and looks over the TARDIS* It's smaller on the outside!\\
'''The Doctor''': Okay, that's a first.
** The Doctor's failed attempt to SherlockScan Dr. Simeon:
--->'''The Doctor:''' Now, shut up. I see from your collar stub that you have an apple tree and a wife with a limp. Am I right?\\
'''Simeon:''' No.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Do you have a wife?\\
'''Simeon:''' No.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Bit of a tree? Bit of a wife? Some apples? C'mon, work with me here.
** "Do you have a goldfish named Colin?"
---> '''Minion:''' ... No.\\
'''The Doctor:''' ''[absurdly smug]'' Thought not.
** "Hey, I told you to stay in there." "Oh. I didn't listen!"
** A small one, but Jenny translating her wife's explanation of the snow:
---> '''Vastra:''' The snow is highly localized, and, on this occasion, not naturally occurring.\\
'''Jenny:''' It's comin' out of that cab by the front gate.
* "The Bells of Saint John":
** As the Doctor is putting Clara to sleep after the Spoonheads take over her, he opens a pack of Jammie Dodgers and sniffs them. Then, the Doctor eats a Jammie Dodger, and it sounds like he's enjoying his cookie... A bit too much.
** The phone conversation between Clara and the Doctor; Clara has no idea that the Doctor is actually somewhere in the thirteenth century, and before she inadvertently clues him in to who she really is he's forced to give her tech advice like a grumpy IT guy.
** The Doctor's discussion with the monks about the phone conversation with Clara:
--->'''Monk''': Is it an evil spirit?\\
'''The Doctor''': It's a woman.\\
''Monk crosses himself frantically''
** When the Doctor shows up at Clara's home. Clara asks him why he's pointing at the large blue box on the street corner when he refers to his "mobile phone".
---> '''The Doctor''': '' '''Because it's a surprisingly accurate description!''' ''
*** Not to mention his frenzied flat-handed pounding on the door, and his utter glee when it opens and he sees her.
** The realization that the titular "Bells of Saint John" refer not to a church, but to the phone in the TARDIS, which has the St. John's medallion.
** While getting dressed in his suit, the Doctor reverently takes out a small wooden box... and opens it to reveal his bow tie.
*** Moments earlier, he puts his fez on, with a look of satisfaction, but then throws it off.
** When the Doctor [[ItMakesSenseInContext is trying to land a crashing plane after landing the TARDIS inside it.]]
---> '''The Doctor''': I'm the Doctor; I'm an alien from outer space; I'm a thousand years old; I've got two hearts; [[SuddenlyShouting AND I CAN'T FLY A PLANE! CAN YOU?!]]\\
'''Clara''': No!\\
'''The Doctor''': No? Oh, well, fine; let's do it together!
** This conversation:
--->'''Clara''': "If you've got a flying time machine, why are we on a motorbike?"\\
'''The Doctor''': "I don't take the TARDIS into battle."\\
'''Clara''': "Because it's made of wood?"\\
'''The Doctor''': "Because it's the most powerful ship in the universe, and I don't want it falling into the wrong hands. Again."
** While he's getting Clara some coffee at the rooftop café, the Doctor grabs some cakes on display and begins eating them.
** The evil corporation searching for a blue police box through photographs all night leads to a NoodleIncident at Earl's Court, where there is an actual Police Box.
** Clara speculates on what the TARDIS is ''really'' for:
---> '''Clara:''' What is that box, anyway? Why have you got a box? Is it like a snogging booth?\\
'''The Doctor:''' A what?\\
'''Clara:''' Is that what you do? You bring a booth? There's such a thing as too keen.
*** And again later:
----> '''Clara:''' Is this actually what you do? Do you just crook your finger and people just jump in your snog box and fly away?\\
'''The Doctor:''' It is not a snog box!
** Turns out that most, if not all, of the employees on the Shard have accounts on Facebook and various other social networking sites.
*** Previously, Clara made a quip about Twitter along the lines of it sucking the souls of people.
* "The Rings of Akhaten"
** The Doctor barking like a dog at various aliens in order to communicate with them.
*** It's even funnier (and more {{Adorkable}}) when Clara does it.
** The Doctor and the really extraordinarily heavy door.
---> '''Clara:''' Did you just lock us in?\\
'''Doctor:''' Yep.\\
'''Clara:''' With the soul-eating monster?\\
'''Doctor:''' Yep.
** The Doctor's reaction to finding out Grandfather is [[spoiler:the sun]].
--->'''Clara:''' You're going to fight it, aren't you?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Regrettably, yes, I think I may be about to do that.\\
'''Clara:''' It's really big.\\
'''The Doctor:''' I've seen bigger.\\
'''Clara:''' Really?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Are you ''joking?!'' It's ''massive!''
* "Cold War":
** The Doctor and Clara's introductory scene for the episode - They're dressed fancy, as they expected the TARDIS to take them to...
---> '''Doctor''': {{Viva Las Vegas}}!
** The TARDIS' choice of a safe bolthole: the Pole. Specifically, the South Pole.
--->'''The Doctor''': Can I trouble you for a lift?\\
([[EverybodyLaughsEnding Everyone laughs]], except the Doctor, who sarcastically mouths along)
** The opening sequence: A Soviet submarine prepares to launch its nuclear missiles. Captain Zhukov gets ready to push the button... then the tension's broken as Professor Grisenko enters, singing Ultravox's "Vienna".
--->'''Professor Grisenko''': Have I interrupted something?\\
'''Captain Zhukov''': We were about to blow up the world, Professor.\\
'''Professor Grisenko''': Again?
** When Clara assures the Soviets that they aren't spies.
--->'''Clara''': Rubbish spies, we're not even speaking Russian!\\
''(Confused looks from the Russians)''\\
'''Clara''': ... Am I speaking Russian? ''(aside)'' How am I speaking Russian?
* "Hide":
** The Doctor taking a selfie picture of himself with the camera that's supposed to be used to take pictures of the ghost.
** The TARDIS' continued bitchiness about Clara, picking an image of herself as the person she can best interact with.
*** Clara, in turn, calling the TARDIS "grumpy old cow."
** When the Doctor returns to the TARDIS and sees Clara is upset, the Doctor assumes the TARDIS said something mean and he scolds it like it's a child.
** Clara alternating between screaming, cheering, and laughing while flying solo in the TARDIS.
** Clara at the end. The Doctor has finally put together what's going on.
--->'''The Doctor''': How do sharks make babies?\\
'''Clara''': ''[confused]'' Carefully.
* "Journey to the Centre of the TARDIS"
** When the three owners of the scavenger ship are quietly debating what to do with the TARDIS, having no idea what it is, a pair of arms loop over their shoulders and the Doctor unexpectedly leans into frame for the first time. You can just ''see'' the three guys thinking ''"WTF??"''
** "Red flashing light... means something bad. Get out of here fast? Or possibly, whatever you do, don't open this door..." *thinks about it, opens door, BOOM* "Bad decision!"
** Clara complaining about the TARDIS to the Doctor in the beginning of the episode as if she's complaining about a nasty boyfriend. The Doctor's advice? Get along with the TARDIS.
** The salvagers' sensors analyzing Clara detect "sass".
** Clara bumps a Gallifreyan encyclopedia (which apparently exist in bottles) while she's trying to hide. She hurries to stand it upright again while batting at the purple Gallifreyan symbols floating from the bottle like they're annoying bugs.
** The Doctor continues to use fake TARDIS self-destructs on the unwary. "The old wiggly-button trick!" indeed.
** The Doctor describes Clara to the salvagers as "about this big"- [[HugeGuyTinyGirl holding his hand at just above waist height.]]
* "The Crimson Horror"
** Starting out with a bit of meta-funny. Mark Gatiss said he wrote the episode specifically for the mother-daughter duo of Dame Diana Rigg and Rachel Stirling. Including the scene where Stirling has to call her mother a hag and hit her over the head with a cane.
** Edmund's brother fainting when he sees Vastra. [[RunningGag And Strax]]. [[RuleOfThree And the TARDIS disappearing]].
*** "It asked for permission to enter...and then it ''fell over.''"
** Strax gets lost on the way to Sweetville, so he blames his horse. [[YouHaveFailedMe Then he takes out his laser rifle and prepares to execute it for incompetence]]. [[NoodleIncident Apparently, this is not the first time this has happened.]]
*** Right after that scene, a {{Street Urchin}} named Thomas Thomas gives Strax directions to Sweetville, sounding like a GPS system due to how accurate his directions sound.
**** Well of course he sounds like a GPS, he's a [[{{Incredibly Lame Pun}} Tom Tom.]]
*** The fact that Strax apparently relies on his horse to guide him to his destination.
** The Doctor hugging and kissing Jenny and jumping around after [[spoiler: he is cured of the Crimson Horror]]. Right afterward, Jenny slaps him across the face.
** {{The Reveal}} that Mr. Sweet is actually [[spoiler: a parasite]] who lives by [[spoiler: sucking on Mrs. Gillyflower's chest]]. Yeah... the Reveal that a [[spoiler: parasite]] that looks like a lobster is [[spoiler: sucking on the chest of]] [[Series/{{Game of Thrones}} Olenna Tyrell]] is equal parts {{Squick}}, WTF, and hilarious.
** The RunningGag of the Doctor preparing to do something clever and Time Lord-y and a human coming in and hitting it with a chair/cane/fist until it is no longer a problem.
--->'''The Doctor''': Hang on, hang on, I've got a sonic screwdriver!\\
'''Clara''': Yeah? I've got a chair!
** The fate of [[spoiler: the Red Leech]]:
--->'''Clara''': So, what are you going to do with it?\\
'''The Doctor''': Probably take it back to the Jurassic Age, out of harm's way.\\
''Ada promptly beats it to a pulp''\\
'''The Doctor''': ...On the other hand...
** Jenny's utter exasperation with the Doctor's refusal to explain anything.
** The Doctor's... ahem... [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything sonic screwdriver appreciates Jenny's catsuit.]]
** Strax's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qzb5BP-YztA extremely enthusiastic entrance when saving the Doctor and Jenny, and Vastra rebuking him like a naughty child:]]
---> '''Strax:''' ''*eagerly*'' What now, Madame? We could lay mimetic cluster mines!\\
'''Vastra:''' Strax.\\
'''Strax:''' Or... dig trenches and fill them with acid!\\
'''Vastra:''' ''Strax!'' You're overexcited. Have you been eating Miss Jenny's sherbet fancies again? ''*stern look*''\\
'''Strax:''' ''*{{beat}}*'' [[BlatantLies No...]]\\
'''Vastra:''' Go outside and wait for me until I call for you.\\
'''Strax:''' But Madame-\\
'''Vastra:''' ''Go!''\\
'''Strax:''' ''*leaving in a sulk*'' I'm going to go and play with my grenades...
** The Doctor introducing Clara to Vastra.
---> "...What's going on?"\\
''*[[JustAStupidAccent hilariously bad accent]]*'' "Oh, 'aven't ye 'eard, luv? There's trouble a' t'mill." ({{Beat}}) "...She's a lizard."
*** Clara's state when she emerges from the machine. She seems like she's been on ''something'' illegal, noting the Doctor like a 4 year old.
** The MoodWhiplash when Ada learns the truth about her scars. Everything up to that point (characterization, mood, setting) would indicate that Ada would simply fall apart or collapse. Instead she gets ''pissed off.''
--->'''Ada:''' You '''HAG!!!'''
** At the end when [[spoiler:Angie and Artie discover Clara's travels with the Doctor.]]
--->'''Artie:''' Is he an alien?\\
'''Angie:''' Why would he be an alien?\\
'''Artie:''' [[LanternJawOfJustice The chin.]]
* "Nightmare in Silver"
** The scene where Mr. Clever talks like Ninth and Tenth? He even says "Allons-y" in a fake French accent.
** The Doctor's chess battle against Mr. Clever is this in spades. Imagine ''Film/TheSeventhSeal'' (which the chess battle is a blatant {{Shout Out}} to), but with [[spoiler: two Doctors]] fighting each other like two siblings. It's like that.
** When Clara wants to know if the children she's babysitting are okay when the Doctor brings them back:
--->'''The Doctor''': ...Well...it's complicated.
--->'''Clara''': (archly, holding a WaveMotionGun) [[MamaBear "Complicated"]] ''[[MamaBear how??]]''
--->'''The Doctor''': "Complicated" as in... (nervously) ...walking coma. (Promptly holds up the chessboard like a shield)
** The Doctor outlines the terms of his chess game with Mr. Clever to Clara:
--->'''The Doctor''': If he wins, [[spoiler: I give up my mind and]] he gets access to all my memories, including the knowledge of time travel; but if ''I'' win, he'll [[spoiler: [[HeadsIWinTailsYouLose break his promises to get out of my head and]] ]]...[[ExplainExplainOhCrap kill us all anyway.]]
--->'''Clara''': That's ''not'' reassuring.
--->'''The Doctor''': No.
--->'''Clara''': Please tell me you can fix what happened to the children.
--->'''The Doctor''': Children? Yeah, they're fine. Their brains are just in standby mode right now.
--->'''Clara''': [[MamaBear That is]] ''[[MamaBear not fine!!]]''
** Clara interrupting the Doctor's [[spoiler: fake love confession to her]] by slapping him across the face.
** It's probably due to how unbelievably hammy he was, but "Mr. Clever's" announcement that the Cybermen were approaching was hilarious.
--->'''Mr. Clever''': Good news, boys and girls...'''''[[ChewingTheScenery THEEEEEEEEEEEY'RREEEE]] [[LargeHam HEEEEEEEEERRRRREEEEEEE!!!!]]'''''
*** Heck, the commanding program of the [[TheStoic traditionally stoic and unfeeling]] Cybermen being such a LargeHam is hilarious in and of ''itself.'' [[spoiler:One suspects that [[TooSpicyForYogSothoth invading the Doctor's mind ended up causing it to take on the properties of its host.]] ]]
** At the very climax of the chess match, when the Doctor finally beats Mr. Clever in three moves as promised, the [[spoiler: EnemyWithin]] has this hammy morsel of a VillainousBreakdown:
--->'''Mr. Clever''': (screaming) [[PsychopathicManchild THAT'S]] ''[[PsychopathicManchild CHEATING!!]]'' (Promptly collapses face-first against the chessboard)
* "The Name of the Doctor":
** Strax insisting he has everything under control while a Whisper Man [[spoiler: is sticking its hand into his chest to grab his heart.]]
** What Strax does on his weekends off: [[spoiler: go up to Glasgow for a bar brawl.]]
*** And he has an [[FriendlyEnemies affable relationship with the guy he's brawling with]].
** The Doctor mentioning how weird it must've looked to Jenny, Strax and Vastra [[spoiler:when he was kissing (an invisible to them) River Song]]. Cut to a shot of the three looking bewildered.
*** To be more specific, [[spoiler:the Doctor, whom River thought couldn't see her, finally decided to give her a TearJerker and [[HeartwarmingMoments heartwarming]] kiss, followed by:]]
----> [[MoodWhiplash Since nobody else in this room can see you, God knows how that looked.]]
** River sipping a flute of iced champagne in the conference, when all they were serving was tea (in ''Vastra's'' mindscape, no less):
--->'''Jenny''': How did you do that?\\
'''River''': Disgracefully.
** The Doctor discovering the Maitland kids have pulled one over on him. Clara wakes up from the conference call to find him wandering around the house blindfolded.
---> '''Doctor:''' Mr. Maitland went next door, I offered to watch the kids. They wanted to go to the cinema but I said ''no'', I said no, not until you woke up, I was ''very firm''.\\
'''Clara:''' ''*flatly*'' At which point they suggested Blind Man's Bluff.\\
'''Doctor:''' Yes, where are they?\\
''(Clara pulls the blindfold off in a businesslike manner)''\\
'''Clara:''' At the cinema.
*** "The little ''[[UnusualEuphemism Daleks!]]''"
** Vastra assumes that Clara will not be comfortable lighting her prehistoric unconsciousness candle, and takes preemptive measures.
*** ''"...However, as I realize you have no reason to trust this letter, I have taken the liberty of embedding the same soporific into the fabric of the paper you are now holding. Speak soon!"''
*** Jenna's just brilliant with her facial expressions. That look on her face right before she collapses was ''hilarious''!
** River's reaction when Clara explains that ''[[BlatantLies of course]]'' the Doctor's mentioned a Professor Song, she just thought it was a man. It's a strange mixture of bewilderment and taking offense.
*** And not long after, Strax calls River "young man". Looks like the Sontaran [[RunningGag still cannot tell human genders apart]].
** Strax referring to River as "the one with the [[EightiesHair gigantic head]]."
** Strax's reaction to the Doctor's tomb, compared to the others:
---> '''Clara:''' But what is it? The light?\\
'''Jenny:''' It's beautiful.\\
'''Strax:''' Should I destroy it?
** On River's gravestone:
---> '''River''': If it isn't my gravestone, then what is it?\\
'''Clara''': What do you think that gravestone really is?\\
'''The Doctor''' ''(busy, as they're about to be attacked)'': A gravestone?\\
'''River''': Maybe it's a false grave.\\
'''Clara''': Maybe it's a false grave.\\
'''The Doctor''': Yep, maybe!\\
'''River''': Maybe it's the secret entrance to the tomb.\\
'''Clara''': [[SuddenlyShouting MAYBE IT'S THE SECRET ENTRANCE TO THE TOMB!]]\\
'''The Doctor''': Yes! Of course, makes sense! They'd never bury my wife out here!\\
'''Clara''': Your ''what''?!
* "The Night of the Doctor":
** The [[spoiler:Eighth]] Doctor's explanation to Cass as to why they're heading to the back of the ship.
--->'''The Doctor:''' Because the front crashes ''first''. [[AskAStupidQuestion Think it through]].
** The Doctor isn't about to let the fact that [[spoiler:the universe is collapsing due to the Time War, to stop it he'll have to surrender everything that makes him ''him'', and he's technically already dead and only has four minutes left to live]] stop him from being snarky:
-->'''The Doctor:''' Four minutes? That's ages! What if I get bored? What if I need a television, a couple of books? Anyone for a game of chess? Bring me knitting.
** And when he realises where he is:
-->'''The Doctor:''' Hang on. Is it you? Am I back on Karn? You're the Sisterhood of Karn. Keepers of the Flame... of [[WhoWantsToLiveForever utter boredom]].\\
'''Sister:''' Eternal life.\\
'''The Doctor:''' That's the one.
** The StealthPun before [[spoiler: he regenerates]].
--> '''The Doctor''': [[spoiler:Will it [[Creator/JohnHurt hurt]]]]?
--> '''Sister''': Yes.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:The Day of the Doctor]]
* Kate Stewart's OhCrap reaction when she realizes that she's airlifting the TARDIS… while Eleven and Clara are inside.
-->'''Kate:''' Oh, good. Doctor, we found the TARDIS in a field...\\
'''Eleven:''' NO KIDDING!\\
'''Kate:''' Where are you? ''(Eleven holds phone up so she can hear the helicopter)'' [[OhCrap Oh my god!]]
* The Tenth and Eleventh Doctors [[FreudWasRight comparing sonics]], and the Tenth is jealous!
-->'''Ten:''' Compensating.\\
'''Eleven:''' For what?\\
'''Ten:''' Regeneration. It's a lottery.
* Ten's reaction to the new TARDIS console:
-->'''The Tenth Doctor''': Oh, you've redecorated! I don't like it.
** The fact Eleven is offended, even though he said the exact same thing to [[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E12ClosingTime Craig]].
** It's also a nice call back to what [[Recap/DoctorWhoS10E1TheThreeDoctors Two said to Three]].
*** Lampshaded by Eleven's retort:
--->'''Eleven''': You ''[[CallBack always]]'' say that!
** Followed by the Tenth ''pouting''. How much does he not like it? [[http://24.media.tumblr.com/e4d9216fb236a4cb309321b96440a216/tumblr_mws7ql9OpE1rgagovo3_1280.png About this much.]]
* Ten and Eleven crossing their arms and putting their feet up on a desk in perfect timing.
* Ten giving an epic BadassBoast...to a rabbit.
** In his defence, he thought [[spoiler:it was a Zygon.]]
* Clara meeting up with the Doctor for a new adventure, having found a new job as [[CallBack a teacher at]] [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming Coal Hill School]].
-->'''Doctor:''' Teach anything good?\\
'''Clara:''' Nah. Learn anything?\\
'''Doctor:''' Nothing.\\
''(silent double high-five)''
* The Tenth Doctor, the Eleventh Doctor, and the War Doctor coming up with a brilliantly (and typical of Moffat) Timey Wimey plan to disintegrate the door to the cell they are in and congratulating themselves for their cleverness...only for Clara to burst in, revealing that it wasn't even locked.
-->'''Clara''': [[EpicFail There's three of you, and none of you thought to check the door?]]
* The War Doctor's reaction to Ten and Eleven pointing their screwdrivers at the Queen's guards:
-->'''War Doctor''': They're screwdrivers, what are you going to do, assemble a cabinet at them?
* The Moment's interacting with the War Doctor. For the most dangerous weapon in the universe, "she" sure is kooky.
* Ten proposes to Queen ElizabethI and she happily accepts, which in turn was part of his BatmanGambit, since he's figured out that she's really a Zygon in disguise and thus exposed her, as the real Elizabeth wouldn't have accepted such a proposal. Only one problem: [[spoiler: The Zygon was actually her horse, not Elizabeth,]] which means he's just become engaged to the Queen.
-->'''The Tenth Doctor''': "[[OhCrap ...I'm going to be king!]]"
* Eleven finds a fez, sealed up as a museum piece. Naturally, he breaks it out of the glass and places it on his head. Clara is in no way surprised, and actually sounds like she's done this many times already (to no one's surprise).
--> '''Clara:''' Someday, you could just walk past a fez.\\
'''Eleven:''' Never gonna happen!
* The War Doctor's ever present frustration at how his successors talk.
-->'''Eleven:''' Geronimo!\\
'''Ten:''' Allons-y!\\
'''War Doctor:''' Oh for God's sake...
** This exchange in particular stands out:
-->'''Clara:''' Doctor, what's going on?\\
'''Eleven:''' It's a... [[TimeyWimeyBall timey-wimey thing]].\\
'''War Doctor:''' Timey what? ...Timey-wimey?!\\
'''Ten:''' [[BlatantLies I have no idea where he picks that stuff up.]]
** And his annoyance at them for brandishing Sonic Screwdrivers like weapons... they're ''scientific instruments!''
* Eleven referring to his predecessors as "Sand Shoes and Granddad".
-->'''War Doctor''': ''(indignant)'' Granddad?!\\
'''Ten''': They're ''not'' sand shoes!\\
'''War Doctor''': ''(looking at Ten's feet)'' Yes they are.
* Eleven and Ten having a nice throwback when the TARDIS briefly flashes between control rooms and features "the Round Things".
-->'''Eleven:''' Oh look, it's the Round Things!\\
'''Ten:''' I ''love'' the Round Things!\\
'''Eleven:''' What ''are'' the Round Things?\\
'''Ten:''' No idea.
* Eleven and Ten's banter in its entirety, but Eleven really loves to dig at Ten's relationship with the Queen.
-->'''Ten:''' (To guards) That is not the Queen of England, that is an alien duplicate!\\
'''Eleven:''' And you can take it from him because he's really checked.\\
'''Ten:''' Oh shut up!
** Mostly because Zygon Elizabeth I ''also'' kissed him to maintain its disguise.
** The scene where, advised to flee, both Elizabeths make a big production of their farewells to the Tenth Doctor -- much to his embarrassment:
-->'''Ten:''' Elizabeth! Whichever one if you is the ''real'' Elizabeth, turn and run in the ''opposite'' direction to the other one.\\
'''Both Elizabeths:''' Of course, my love!\\
''[One of them runs up to him]''\\
'''Elizabeth #1:''' Fear light, my love! I am not done with you yet!\\
''[She gives him a ''very long'' kiss before running off]''\\
'''Ten:''' ''[deeply embarrassed]'' Thanks. Lovely.\\
'''Elizabeth #2:''' I understand! Live for me, my darling. We shall be together again!\\
''[She gives him another, ''equally long'' kiss before running off]''\\
'''Ten:''' ... Well. Won't that be nice.
** And keep in mind that the Eleventh Doctor has been standing ''right there beside them'', watching all of this with an expression of incredulous scorn before saying:
-->'''Eleven:''' ''["innocently"]'' One of those was a Zygon.\\
'''Ten:''' Yep.\\
'''Eleven:''' Big, red rubbery thing covered in suckers.\\
'''Ten:''' Yep.\\
'''Eleven:''' Venom sacs under the tongue --\\
'''Ten:''' Yeah, I'm getting the point, thanks.\\
'''Eleven:''' Nice.
** And there's the War and Eleventh Doctors watching the Tenth Doctor getting snogged senseless by Queen Elizabeth [[spoiler:after they get married]].
-->'''War Doctor:''' Is there a lot of this in the future?\\
'''Eleven:''' It does start to happen, yeah.
* Kate Lethbridge-Stewart revealing that ''not even UNIT'' knows the answer to the dating controversy! "70s or 80s, depending on the dating protocol."
* The War Doctor is not impressed when he learns that the two young men he's been talking to are actually his future selves:
--> '''War Doctor:''' You're me? Both of you?\\
'''Ten:''' Yep.\\
'''War Doctor:''' ''[indicating the Eleventh Doctor]'' [[FutureMeScaresMe Even]] ''[[FutureMeScaresMe that]]'' [[FutureMeScaresMe one?!]]\\
'''Eleven:''' ''[offended]'' '''''YES!'''''\\
'''War Doctor''': Am I having a mid-life crisis?
** Made even better by the fact that at first the War Doctor mistakes them for ''companions''.
* Ten and Eleven attempt to ReverseThePolarity at the same time, leading to an EpicFail.
-->'''Eleven''': Nothing's happening.\\
'''Ten''': We're ''both'' reversing the polarity.\\
'''Eleven''': Well I know that!\\
'''Ten''': There's two of us! I'm reversing it and you're reversing it ''back''... we're ''confusing'' the polarity!
* Both the War Doctor and Eleven taking potshots at the Ninth and Tenth Doctors' control room.
-->'''War Doctor''': You let this place go a bit.\\
'''Eleven''': Oh, it's his [[DarkerAndEdgier grunge phase]]. He grows out of it.
* It's all in Ten's delivery of the last line.
-->'''Tenth Doctor:''' ''(holds up device)'' Ding.\\
'''Queen Elizabeth I:''' What's that?\\
'''Tenth Doctor:''' It's a machine that goes...ding.
** Said machine's applications. "It lights up in the presence of alien DNA. Also it can microwave frozen dinners from up to twenty feet away and download comics from the future. I never know when to stop."
* The General's reaction to the three Doctors.
* The War Doctor's final words before regenerating are hoping his ears aren't quite so big this time. [[Creator/ChristopherEccleston Hoo boy...]]
** Made even funnier when you remember The Doctor looking at himself in a mirror in "Rose". "Could've been worse. Look at the ''ears''..."
* The Tenth Doctor's very dramatic confrontation with the Zygon Commander disguised as Queen Elizabeth I... or at least, the person who he ''thinks'' is the Zygon Commander disguised as Queen Elizabeth I:
-->'''Ten:''' And d'you know how ''I'' know you're a fake? Because you're such a bad copy. It's not just the smell. Or the unconvincing hair, or the atrocious teeth, or the eyes -- just a bit too close together. Or the breath that could stun a horse! It's because my Elizabeth -- the ''real'' Elizabeth -- would never be stupid enough to reveal her own plan! Honestly, why would you do that?\\
'''Elizabeth:''' ... Because it's ''not'' my plan. And I ''am'' the ''real'' Elizabeth.\\
'''Ten:''' ... Okay. So. Backtracking a moment just to lend some context to my earlier remarks...
* The Eleventh Doctor continues his proud tradition of offering [[{{Metaphorgotten}} tortuous, completely pointless and unintelligible metaphors to compare his current situation to]]:
-->'''Eleven:''' You see, Clara, they're stored in the paintings in the Undergallery. Like Cup-A-Soups! Except you add time, if you can picture that. Nobody can picture that. Forget I said Cup-A-Soups.
* The Doctors pitch their plan to save Gallifrey to the Gallifreyan military command:
-->'''Ten:''' General, we have a plan.\\
'''Eleven:''' We should point out at this moment, it is a fairly terrible plan.\\
'''Ten:''' And almost certainly won't work.\\
'''Eleven:''' ''[To Ten]'' I was happy with 'fairly terrible'.\\
'''Ten:''' Sorry, I was just... thinking out loud.
** All the while, the War Doctor, in the middle screen, turns his head to look at them as they talk.
* The three Doctors are interrupted by a party of Elizabeth's guards:
--> '''Lord Bentham:''' Where is the Doctor?! The Queen is bewitched! I would have the Doctor's head!\\
'''War Doctor:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Well, then. This has all the makings of your lucky day.]]
* When the Doctors use the ''Gallifrey Falls'' painting to enter the Black Archive, there is something hilarious about the Dalek screeching as it's forced back and used to break the glass.
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* The Tenth Doctor, the Eleventh Doctor, and the War Doctor coming up with a brilliantly (and typical of Moffat) Timey Wimey plan to disintegrate the door to the cell they are in and begin congratulating themselves for their cleverness...only for Clara to burst in, revealing that it wasn't even locked.

** Al the while, the War Doctor, in the middle screen, turns his head to look at them as they talk.

** Later in the episode, when the rich aliens gather to see the end of the world, Lady Cassandra encourages everyone to mourn the death of the Earth with a traditional ballad. Said ballad is the BritneySpears song ''[[FutureImperfect Toxic]]''.

** Still in "Father's Day", the Doctor is given care of Baby!Rose, and he is seen giving her a speech. 'Now Rose, you're not going to bring about the end of the world, are you?'

* ''The Empty Child''/''The Doctor Dances'' two-parter has the ''entire'' Jack-meets-the-Doctor sequence, in particular the bit of dialogue where the Doctor recognises Jack's weapon:

* Captain Jack, in ''Bad Wolf'':

* ''The Christmas Invasion''. The Doctor, in the middle of a PatrickStewartSpeech, suddenly starts speaking the lyrics to "Circle of Life":

**** This gets so much better after watching [[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E4TheDoctorsWife The Doctor's Wife]]. Sexy, indeed.

*** Another Micky moment is later when he tries to figure out how to disconnect the students' headsets from the supercomputer...only to notice that the whole contraption is connected to a single plug. He shrugs and effortlessly unplugs the whole system.

* "I could have daaaaanced all night, I could have have daaaaanced all night, and I could have begged for more! I could have spread my wings and done a - have you ''met'' the French? ''God'' they know how to party!". This leads to Rose's classic response: "Look what the cat dragged in, The Oncoming Storm". In short, any part of [[Creator/StevenMoffat "The Girl in the Fireplace"]] that wasn't TearJerker or horrifying was this. Including:

* "Rise of the Cybermen"/"Age of Steel"
** The "revelation" that the Rose in the alternate universe is [[spoiler: just a small dog]]. Later on during the party, when Rose and The Doctor notice it, the latter tries his hardest not to crack up.

* The Idiot's Lantern:

** Throughout the whole episode The Doctor's hair is in an [[ElvisPresley Elvis-style]] pompadour.

* From "Love and Monsters," the [[ScoobyDoobyDoors Scooby Dooby Doors]] chase scene between the Doctor, Rose and their latest alien target. Also, the lead-in with a screeching Rose running down the alien with a bucket of steaming...something.

** Now this one is subtle. In ''Doomsday'', when Jackie sees Alternate Pete, and he says, "So... there's been no-one?" Jackie says, "There was never anyone but you." This leads to a quick shot to Mickey and the Doctor with looks on their faces like, "Then whose robe was that that the Doctor was wearing in ''The Christmas Invasion''?"

* In ''Gridlock'', there's the Doctor's reaction to someone coming through the ceiling of the car. "I've invented a sport!" Then, when he recognises Novice Hame from "New Earth" and hugs her - before remembering that, "Last time we met you were breeding humans for experimentation!".

** The awkward conversation between The Doctor and Martha's mother in "The Lazarus Experiment."

* ''Human Nature''/''The Family of Blood'':

* ''Blink'':

** Also from Blink, Larry's introduction.

* Most of "Time Crash" was just one long [[CrowningMomentOfFunny CMoF]]. A hole the size of Belgium. "The stick of celery - brave choice, not many men can carry off a decorative vegetable." Ten seeing the back of his own head. Changing the "desktop theme". "You're . . . A FAN." "Check out this bone structure, cause one day you'll be shaving it." "Like 'Hey, I'm the Doctor! I can save the universe with a kettle and some string! And look at me, I'm wearing a vegetable!'" The simultaneous TimeyWimeyBall reference and Ten's failed high-five. But the highlight is definitely:

'''The Doctor:''' Long story. I should know. I was there. I got the last room.
*** Made slightly less hilarious with the knowledge that "inn" was a mistranslation, and the original text had Mary and Joseph staying with extended family.

** The entire scene in ''Partners in Crime'' where Donna and the Doctor see each other for the first time in ages. Creator/CatherineTate and David Tennant's expressions are absolutely ''priceless''.

** In the beginning of the episode, [[TheMissusAndTheEx The Doctor begs Martha and Donna not to fight.]] They then start talking about him, [[Recap/DoctorWhoNSS2E3SchoolReunion like Rose and Sarah Jane did when they started to get along]] (Donna saying he's so skinny you could get a papercut from hugging him). He finds he would have preferred the arguing.

** Donna gets frustrated by her housemates singing during the night. She's telling them off until she spots her granddad in the group. Then she joins in and they all sing "Bohemian Rhapsody."

** The cliffhanger to ''The End of Time Part One'' features [[spoiler: the Master transforming nearly the entire global population into copies of himself. What should be horrific, however, instead becomes totally hilarious because of John Simm's OTT performance. The sight of him wearing a dress, cackling maniacally and applauding one of his fellow duplicates must be seen to be believed. And then he says:]]

* From ''Meanwhile In The TARDIS'' 1, the Doctor's explanation of the TARDIS' chameleon circuit:

* ''Meanwhile In The TARDIS'' 2: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=005hhOPMK4U Gandalf.]] A space Gandalf.

** Also from ''The Pandorica Opens'':

** How about the [[JediMindTrick psychic paper?]] The paper has said he's everybody from Caesar (''The Pandorica Opens'') to possibly the Pope (''The Vampires of Venice''). When he wants it to simply say, "I'm a responsible adult," the lie is so big that [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere it shorts out the paper.]]

*** This is also likely a CallBack to the scene in ''[[Recap/DoctorWhoNSS1E9TheEmptyChild The Empty Child]] / [[Recap/DoctorWhoNSS1E10TheDoctorDances The Doctor Dances]]'' mentioned earlier.

** Another fine one in ''The Almost People'': ''"[[CanisLatinicus Roranicus Pondicus!]]"''

* "A Good Man Goes To War"

* We know the title for the second part to "A Good Man Goes to War" now: [[HitlersTimeTravelExemptionAct Let's Kill Hitler]].

** Amy, Rory, and the Doctor's reaction after [[spoiler: Mels regenerates into River]], followed by the Doctor and [[spoiler: River]]'s Manga/DeathNote Level IKnowYouKnowIKnow exchange.

** Rory squeeing over a CoolCar, before the MoodWhiplash sets in and you [[TearJerker just want to cry]]. Also, his MemeticBadass status has been acknowledged in-universe. In the HellHotel, everyone sees rooms with their worst fears. What does Rory see? Fire Exits. [[TooSpicyForYogSothoth The Minotaur just wants him to]] ''[[TooSpicyForYogSothoth leave]]''. Also a CMOA.

* Pretty much all of The Night and the Doctor mini-series. Except for the end of Last Night. [[TearJerker Which was sad.]]

* The tour of the house in ''The Doctor, the Widow and the Wardrobe''.

* ''Asylum of the Daleks''

* ''Dinosaurs On A Spaceship''

* ''A Town Called Mercy''

* ''The Power of Three''

* ''The Angels Take Manhattan'':

* ''The Snowmen'':
** In the prequel minisode 'The Great Detective', the Paternoster Row gang and their increasingly desperate attempts to create a cover story for calling in a [[DarkerAndEdgier Darker And Edgier]] Doctor to check on him.

** In the second prequel, 'Vastra Investigates', Jenny does not seem to have warmed up to Strax any further. Also, he does not understand the concept of arresting someone to put them on trial.

** From the episode itself, the Doctor pretending to be Sherlock Holmes.

** "Winter is coming." - If you're a fan of Series/{{Game of Thrones}}, this line is a hundred times funnier.

* ''The Bells of Saint John'':

** When The Doctor [[ItMakesSenseInContext is trying to land a crashing plane after landing the TARDIS inside it.]]

* ''The Rings of Akhaten''

* ''Cold War''

** The TARDIS's choice of a safe bolthole: the Pole. Specifically, the South Pole.

* ''Hide''

* ''Journey to the Centre of the TARDIS''

* ''The Crimson Horror''

** {{The Reveal}} that Mr. Sweet is actually [[spoiler: a parasite]] who lives by [[spoiler: sucking on Mrs. Gillyflower's chest]]. Yeah... {{The Reveal}} that a [[spoiler: parasite]] that looks like a lobster is [[spoiler: sucking on the chest of]] [[Series/{{Game of Thrones}} Olenna Tyrell]] is equal parts {{Squick}}, WTF, and hilarious.

* ''Nightmare in Silver''

** The Doctor's chess battle against Mr. Clever is this in spades. Imagine {{The Seventh Seal}} (which the chess battle is a blatant {{Shout Out}} to), but with [[spoiler: two Doctors]] fighting each other like two siblings. It's like that.

* ''The Name of the Doctor''

* ''The Night of the Doctor''

** Mostly because Zygon!Elizabeth I ''also'' kissed him to maintain its disguise.

** Made even funnier when you remember The Doctor looking at himself in a mirror in "Rose." "Could've been worse. Look at the ''ears''..."

* When the Doctors use the Gallifrey Falls painting to enter the Black Archive, there is something hilarious about the Dalek screeching as it's forced back and used to break the glass.

** Made even funnier when you remember The Doctor looking at himself in a mirror in "Rose." "The ears are a bit much."

--> '''The Doctor''': [[spoiler:Will it [[JohnHurt hurt]]]]?

* The Doctor accidentally calls [[{{Foreshadowing}} Pizza Geronimo]] when he tries to contact U.N.I.T.

** Rory and Amy's disgusted [[http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsr00cKG3o1qkjxrmo2_500.jpg looks]] when the Doctor and River have their big kiss.

--> '''Doctor:''' [[EinsteinHair Nice hair!]] You should keep it; looks more science-y.
** '''Albert''': But you said you were going to give my toothbrush back!\\

'''Ten:''' ''[Deeply embarrassed]'' Thanks. Lovely.\\

-->'''Eleven:''' ''['Innocently']'' One of those was a Zygon.\\

'''Eleven:''' Nice.

'''War Doctor:''' ''[Indicating the Eleventh Doctor]'' [[FutureMeScaresMe Even]] ''[[FutureMeScaresMe that]]'' [[FutureMeScaresMe one?!]]\\

-->'''War Doctor''': You've let this place go a bit.\\
'''Eleven''': Ah, it's his [[DarkerAndEdgier grunge phase]]. He grows out of it.

* The War Doctor's final words are hoping his ears aren't quite so big this time. [[Creator/ChristopherEccleston Oh boy...]]

'''Ten: Yeah, I'm getting the point, thanks.\\

''[She gives him a ''very long'' kiss before running off]''

'''Eleven:''' ''['Innocently']'' One of those was a Zygon.\\

* Kate Lethbridge-Stewart revealing that ''not even UNIT'' knows the answer to the dating controversy! "70s or 80s, depending on the dating protocol."
* The War Doctor is not impressed when he learns that the two young men he's been talking to are actually his future selves:
--> '''War Doctor:''' You're me? Both of you?\\

** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAAc6iDS01U ''Strax has declared war on the Moon.'']]

** Pond Life Part 3 features Amy and Rory waking up in the morning to see [[spoiler: an Ood on their loo]].
** Part 4. [[spoiler: Butler Ood]]. Talk about guilty pleasures.

** Strax has declared war on the Moon.

** Strax's extremely enthusiastic entrance when saving the Doctor and Jenny, and Vastra rebuking him like a naughty child:

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* When the Doctors use the Gallifrey Falls painting to enter the Black Archive, there is something hilarious about the Dalek screeching as its forced back and used to break the glass.

* The Tenth Doctor, the Eleventh Doctor, and the War Doctor all preparing to disintegrate the door to the cell they are in...only for Clara to burst in, revealing that it wasn't even locked.

'''Ten:''' Sorry, I was just... thinking out loud.

'''Eleven:''' What are they?\\