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[[folder:Series 10 / Season 36]]
[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWho2016CSTheReturnOfDoctorMysterio "The Return of Doctor Mysterio"]]]]
* The Children in Need clip begins with an ominous scene of a man being sealed inside a laboratory, deadly-looking doctors grabbing hold of him... and then as the door's being sealed, [[MoodWhiplash the Doctor peers round the corner, eating sushi, and a jaunty little tune starts up.]] (The tune's removed in the final televised version, but [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miZVEkic89I the original scene can be viewed here.]])
** Gets an explanation later: The Doctor is so used to sneaking around and performing stake-outs on alien villains that he's started bringing snacks -- "Mark of a pro." He even brings a burger when he goes back to the same location later.
* Grant first encounters the Doctor swinging upside-down outside his window 60 floors up, having accidentally set off a trap he'd set on the roof.
** After Grant gets permission from his mom (who thinks Grant's talking about Santa), he opens the window to let the Doctor in... just as the rope holding the Doctor snaps and he falls off-screen. (Don't worry, he manages to make it in.)
** The Doctor deducing that Clark Kent is actually Franchise/{{Superman}} while reading young Grant's comic books. He doesn't realize that it's common knowledge, and treats it like a major discovery. He's genuinely surprised nobody's put it together yet.
* Teenage Grant [[PowerIncontinence can't turn off his X-ray vision]]. He spends a ''lot'' of time staring at the floor.
-->'''Grant:''' I'm in Hell. '''Naked''' Hell.
* Lucy interrogates the Doctor by torturing "Mr. Huffle", a rubber stress toy that makes a squealing noise. It works! Had Rassilon but known...
* Grant as the Ghost talking to Lucy on a cell phone is cool and all, but then the screen splits to show him still in his "ordinary guy" outfit. The dissonance is great. Then it splits a third time to show the Doctor, who thinks a TwoPersonLoveTriangle is stupid.
* Lucy thinks that the device the Ghost has is a BatSignal; it's actually a baby monitor -- a little of Grant's {{adorkable}}ness seeps into his superhero persona.
* Grant describes his situation to the Doctor; he's a nanny for the woman whom he's known for 24 years and crushed on for most of that time, the baby he nannies for is the daughter of his former best friend, his being her nanny leaves Lucy free to date his other friends, and no, Lucy has no idea that he's in love with her. The Doctor then thanks the universe for showing him someone with worse CannotSpitItOut issues than he himself.
* The villains are examining security camera footage of the Doctor. Then he gives them (and the audience) a JumpScare by turning to the camera and shouting "Boo!" -- revealing that he's actually in the room ''now'' and has successfully hacked the old footage of himself just to give them a fright.
* The Doctor gives Nardole free reign of the TARDIS briefly, and [[NoodleIncident he has a stop-over where he was emperor of 12th Century Constantinople]]. "I ruled firmly, but wisely."
* The Doctor clears out the Japanese headquarters of the aliens' company, simply by making a new ''VideoGame/PokemonGo'' hotspot right outside.
* The entirety of the Doctor foiling Harmony Shoal's plan.
-->'''Dr. Sim:''' ''[on a screen]'' ''[regarding the spaceship that the Doctor and Nardole are currently on]'' When the time is right, there will be no delay.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Oh, you told me something there. You told me something useful. You shouldn't have done that.\\
'''Dr. Sim:''' What did I tell you?\\
'''The Doctor:''' [[ExactWords You told me that the time is currently]] '''[[ExactWords wrong]]'''.\\
'''Nardole:''' [[GrinOfAudacity Oh, it's the smile.]] [[OhCrap I don't like the smile!]]\\
'''The Doctor:''' The Sword of Damocles hanging over New York. I can't destroy it, I can't remove it, I can't stop it falling. There's only one thing I can do.\\
'''Nardole:''' What?\\
'''The Doctor:''' [[LargeHam The unexpected! The thing about being in a room full of buttons and switches is,]] '''[[LargeHam I LOVE BUTTONS AND SWITCHES!]]'''\\
''[[[IndyPloy The Doctor goes for every button and switch on the control panel and activates them randomly]]]''\\
'''Nardole:''' Oh, don't!\\
'''Dr. Sim:''' What are you doing?\\
'''Nardole:''' No!\\
'''Dr. Sim:''' What are you doing?\\
''[cue the spaceship hurtling towards Earth way ahead of schedule]''\\
'''Spaceship computer voice:''' Thrusters engaged.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Next stop New York. Say wheeee!\\
'''Nardole:''' Ohhhhhhhh!
** As a bonus, the Doctor's "Say wheeee!" is a CallBack to [[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E2TheBeastBelow "The Beast Below"]] (and possibly to the ''previous'' ChristmasEpisode as well; see above).
** As the ship plummets, Nardole asks the gleeful Doctor why he can't cope with missing River Song by just writing a poem!

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS36E1ThePilot "The Pilot"]]]]
* Nardole's RoboticReveal at the beginning, where he walks in sounding creaky, and then when he holds his hand out to Bill a bolt falls out of his sleeve, and he tries to cover it up by surreptitiously kicking it under a table.
* Bill describing a girl she had a small crush on. Her method of flirting was giving her extra chips (Or fries if you're American) in the lunchroom. Only to realize after several months of this, her crush naturally blew up like a blimp.
-->'''Bill:''' I fatted her.
* When Bill's foster mother is looking at her papers, at the top, next to the scores, is "Tutor: The Doctor".
* Bill asks the Doctor if he knows any sci-fi. He looks at her incredulously, as if thinking "You have ''no'' idea".
* The Doctor's usual introducing the new companion to the TARDIS is deflated by how Bill keeps assuming there's some mundane explanation for what she's seeing. It takes exiting into a completely new location for her to catch on.
-->'''Bill:''' It's bigger on the inside!\\
'''Nardole:''' Yay, got there at last!
** Which leads into this gem from Matt Lucas:
--->'''Bill:''' How is that possible? How do you do that?\\
'''Nardole:''' Well, first you have to imagine a very big box fitting inside a very small box.\\
'''Bill:''' Okay...\\
'''Nardole:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Then you have to make one.]] It's the second part people normally get stuck on.
** Followed by one for Bill:
--->'''The Doctor:''' I need to know if there's any interest in what's inside this vault.\\
'''Bill:''' Why, what's inside it?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Something I don't want anyone being too curious about.\\
'''Bill:''' So you put it in the middle of a university?\\
'''Nardole:''' Ooo, valid point.
** Nardole acts like he's watching a back-and-forth game and ends up actively trying to keep the banter going by telling Bill when it's her go again.
* Bill comments on the Doctor's GirlyRun.
-->'''Bill:''' Why do you run like that?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Like what?\\
'''Bill:''' Like a penguin with its arse on fire.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Ergonomics.
* The Doctor in his office, chiding himself that, no, he should ''not'' make Bill a new companion and start showing her the universe. And then talking like he's being ganged up on for this decision, by three important women in his life: Susan's photo, River's photo, and (via blue-glowing windows) the TARDIS!
* This spectacular conversation between the Doctor, Bill, and Nardole. Matt Lucas's delivery of the final line is what really sells it.
-->'''The Doctor:''' Basic sterilization: we're gonna run [the water creature] through the deadliest fire in the universe!\\
'''Nardole:''' Yes, that sounds excellent! [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment The deadliest fire in the universe!]] That's definitely good!\\
'''Bill:''' How do we do that?\\
'''The Doctor:''' The only way we can: we run through it first.\\
'''Nardole:''' Less good now!
* When the Doctor tries to escape the Pilot with Bill through the TARDIS. To Bill's shock, they emerge to bright sunshine, leading to the below exchange:
-->'''Bill:''' It was night.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Yep.\\
'''Bill:''' Now it's day.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Definitely day.\\
'''Bill:''' Oh my God! [[GenreSavvy Have we travelled in time?!]]\\
'''The Doctor:''' [[DontBeRidiculous No, of course not!]] We've travelled to ''Australia!''
* When Bill asks "Doctor what?" the Doctor gives her an incredulous look, as if to say 'you're doing it wrong.'

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS36E2Smile "Smile"]]]]
* Just before Nardole shows up to tell the Doctor he can't leave Earth, the Doctor calls him "Mum".
* Bill spots an obvious design flaw with the current TARDIS; the chairs are too far away from the console so you can't sit down and operate the controls at the same time.
* Bill getting stuck on the whole two hearts deal, while the Doctor rambles on.
* Bill asks the Doctor why he sounds Scottish, and the Doctor's response includes stating that, in the future, the Scottish try to secede from every planet they land on. (yet another contemporary slinging of Scotland's real-life bid for independence)
* Bill watches the Doctor running off to deal with trouble from the TARDIS view monitor:
-->'''Bill:''' [[BrickJoke Penguin with its arse caught on fire.]]
* When they're not scary, some of the emojibots' WingdingEyes are hilarious, especially [[spoiler:after the Doctor has realised they're an emergent life form and indigenous to the planet. He offers to negotiate a deal for the humans to stay in their city, prompting the bot's eyes to turn into pound signs with a "cha-ching" sound effect.]]
* The emoji sensors on [[ProperlyParanoid the Doctor]] and [[PluckyGirl Bill]] are also pretty funny in general.
* Bill cutting through the TechnoBabble at the end:
-->'''The Doctor:''' [[spoiler:I reinitialized the entire command structure retaining all programmed abilities, but deleting the supplementary preference architecture.]]\\
'''Bill:''' [[spoiler:''[to everybody else]'' [[HaveYouTriedRebooting He turned it off and on again.]]]]
* Bill detailing how flimsy the Doctor's IWasJustPassingThrough excuse is; he lives in a ''police box'' that says things like "immediate assistance" and "responds to all calls". The age-old and brilliant Doctor has no counter argument to this other than the Chameleon Circuit being broken, but he's fixed it in the past and Bill guesses as much.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS36E3ThinIce "Thin Ice"]]]]
* Bill's CurseCutShort after she and the Doctor discover [[spoiler: the monster's excrement is being collected to use as fuel]]:
-->'''Overseer:''' You know what else they say? They say it even burns underwater.\\
'''Bill:''' No sh--\\
''[cut to a horse whinnying outside Lord Sutcliffe's mansion]''
* Bill attempting to scream for help. However, due to the noisiness of the fair, it works as well as one would expect.
* Bill and The Doctor talking about the ButterflyEffect, with the Doctor saying that a friend of Bill's named Pete stepped on a butterfly and [[RetGone ceased to exist]], with Bill asking who's Pete and the Doctor saying "And now you don't remember him".
** Which gets even funnier when Bill asks if anything else happened to Pete, which prompts The Doctor to ask "Who's Pete?"
* Bill calls the Sonic Screwdriver exactly what it is: a magic wand.
* The Doctor getting information about Lord Sutcliffe from the overseer of a factory has such highlights as the Doctor telling him [[DoubleMeaning he will not be working there any longer if he keeps talking like he is]] (the overseer thinks he's alluding to a promotion) and pointing out how he should talk in code or else anyone would be able to walk off the street and find out what they are doing (in other words what the Doctor is doing now).

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS36E4KnockKnock "Knock Knock"]]]]
* The Doctor loudly eating a prawn cracker during the chat with the Landlord.
* When the Doctor offers to have dinner with the entity inside the Vault and tell the entity about the events that ensued in the episode, he specifically mentions that "a lot of young people get eaten". The entity's response to this is to play an upbeat piano version of "Pop Goes the Weasel".

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS36E5Oxygen "Oxygen"]]]]
* The Doctor tries to get rid of Nardole long enough to have a space adventure with Bill, how? By sending him to Birmingham for a packet of crisps.
* Nardole knows the TARDIS fluid link is needed to fly the TARDIS, so he removed it. How does he know the fluid link is needed to fly? The Doctor told him; he was lying. Nardole, somehow, did not see that coming.
* Nardole demands the Doctor tell him the truth. His response?
-->'''The Doctor:''' Don't be unreasonable.
* Bill tests the gravity on the space station by hopping up and down, and is disappointed when she doesn't float off.
* Bill's [[http://rose-tylers.tumblr.com/post/160668834349 reaction]] to the Doctor's BrutalHonesty.
-->'''Bill:''' What is you're wrong?
-->'''The Doctor:''' Well, we'll be horribly murdered.
* The Doctor reassures Bill he's got the situation under control despite him not being able to see because, "I do most of my best work ordering other people around."

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS36E6Extremis "Extremis"]]]]
* Bill's date (with another woman) getting gatecrashed by the Pope and a bunch of Priests appearing in her bedroom, which may qualify as the most spontaneous funny moment ever seen on ''Series/DoctorWho''.
-->'''Bill:''' Are you okay?\\
'''Penny:''' Yeah, sorry... I'm just not used to.. all of this.\\
'''Bill:''' Well, whatever this is and actually it's not anything yet... it is absolutely nothing to feel guilty about. Okay? \\
'''Penny:''' Okay.\\
''[The Pope bursts in and starts ranting in Italian, while deadly serious organ music is playing in the background]''\\
'''The Pope:''' ''(In Italian)'' [[BilingualBonus What is happening? Who are you girls? How did I get in this house? I thought we’d be back in the Vatican! This is madness! Doctor! Why did you bring me here?]]
** Almost immediately afterwards, Bill bursts into the her bedroom to see a whole group of clergy standing around, shrugging at her. When Penny sees this, she freaks out and leaves.
-->'''Bill:''' You're all going to hell.
* After Missy has seemingly been executed, two of the guards go to remove her body... only for Missy to suddenly open her eyes and swat their hands away.
-->'''Missy''': Hands off! I've just been executed! Show some respect!
* And before that, her trying everything she can to get out of being executed. Like inviting the Doctor to keep talking to Nardole to delay it. Knock himself out. No, really, ''knock himself out.''
* When the Doctor refuses to tell Bill a secret because it would mean he'd have to deal with it.
-->'''Nardole:''' You're an idiot.
-->'''The Doctor:''' (big grin) Everybody knows that.
* Upon seeing the Haereticum:
-->'''Bill:''' Franchise/HarryPotter!
-->'''The Doctor:''' Language.
* The Doctor tries to send Nardole and Bill off on a wild goose chase to check on someone who ran off with a gun, whom the Doctor knows is already dead because his vital signs are gone. Nardole argues by pointing out that he's sending them to go looking in the dark for someone who is armed and possibly AxCrazy. The Doctor says he's thought of that:
-->'''The Doctor:''' [[VitriolicBestBuds Nardole,]] make sure that you walk in front of [[LikeASonToMe Bill]].
* Nardole's [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl scream]] not even a minute after making a BadassBoast and getting some respect for it.
* The [[spoiler:simulated]] Doctor signs his last email to the [[spoiler:real]] Doctor as, "The Doctor X.", which was interpreted as sending himself a kiss.
[[/folder]]


[[folder: Series 9 / Season 35]]
[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS35PrequelTheDoctorsMeditation "The Doctor's Meditation"]]]]
* Shot through with melancholy as it is as the Doctor takes TheLastDance, it's still rife with funny moments, such as:
** The fact that the Doctor's dowsing "skills" mean it takes the castlefolk nearly two weeks to find and dig that well.
** The fact that the Doctor thinks the well needs a ''visitor center''. ("The Magician's Apprentice" confirms that it gets one.)
** The Doctor's still up for a little spoon fencing before the end...

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E1TheMagiciansApprentice "The Magician's Apprentice"]]]]
* The episode has quite a few. The best of which, would have to be Missy's entrance. She texts this message, by the way, directly to UNIT.
-->''YOU SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MIND''\\
''HEY [[StayingAlive MISSY]]''
* Missy and Clara arrive in medieval times via vortex manipulators. Looking down at the crowd below Missy tells Clara, "You probably want to throw up, don't you? Pick a local." (Meaning someone in the crowd below them)
** Clara asks exactly how they're going to find him in the medieval setting they've just arrived at, and Missy replies they'll search for any "teeny, tiny anachronisms." Cue [[BigEntrance the Doctor arriving playing the electric guitar while standing on a tank]]. The warrior holding an axe just kind of shrugs, as if he's done this ''before.''
** Missy and Clara exchange a few words. The Doctor promptly spins around to face where they are, sees Clara on the balcony, and starts playing..."Pretty Woman"! As for Missy, he introduces her to the crowd of medieval onlookers as "It's the wicked stepmother! Everybody ''hiss!''" In response to which, she obligingly twirls her handkerchief and takes a bow.
* Even when captured by Daleks, Missy has time to crack jokes. For example, when Clara declares that the TARDIS is basically indestructible:
-->'''Missy:''' Did the Doctor tell you that? Because you should never believe a man about a vehicle.
* This exchange:
-->'''Bors:''' A musical instrument is not a weapon!\\
'''The Doctor:''' And a [[NoodleImplements daffodil]] is not a broadsword, but [[NoodleIncident I still won the last round!]]
* Clara's still teaching Jane Austen, but she apparently has [[NoodleIncident a bit more experience in the subject]] this time around...
-->'''Clara:''' Jane Austen. Amazing writer, brilliant comic observer, and, strictly among ourselves, [[BiTheWay a phenomenal kisser]].
* The show not only not even bothering to try and explain how Missy survived her apparent death, but having her lampshade it:
-->'''Missy:''' Okay, cutting to the chase: [[UnexplainedRecovery Not dead.]] [[JokerImmunity Back.]] ''[sarcastically]'' Big surprise! Never mind.
* Missy does ''not'' like the Doctor thinking someone else is his archenemy.
-->'''Missy:''' Hold on, Davros is your archenemy now? I'll claw his eye out.
** [[BrickJoke She does, sort of.]]

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E2TheWitchsFamiliar "The Witch's Familiar"]]]]
* Missy relating the story that inspired the creation of her latest way to cheat death. It involved the Doctor surrounded by invisible android assassins and drawing their energy to teleport. Then (because he's [[DoomMagnet the Doctor]]), he fell into a nest of vampire monkeys, but that's a different story. As she says this Clara is hanging upside down and Missy is making a...pointy stick. The reason? She wants to hunt.
* Later:
--->'''Clara:''' Can I have a stick too?\\
'''Missy:''' Make your own stick.
* How does Missy test the depth of the Dalek city sewers? She pushes Clara in. (Turns out it's twenty feet.)
* This one doubles as a MomentOfAwesome: the Doctor stealing Davros' chair!
--->'''The Doctor:''' Admit it! You've all had this exact nightmare.
** He's also got a cup of tea from somewhere.
--->'''The Doctor:''' 'Course, the real question is, where did I get the cup of tea? Answer: I'm the Doctor. Just accept it.
** Which is really a meta [[LampshadeHanging poke at everyone who criticizes the show for being 'unrealistic.']]
** The Doctor then asks if they're all up for a game of dodgems (think bumper cars).
** "Proposition: Davros is an insane, paranoid genius who has survived among several billion trigger-happy mini-tanks for centuries. Conclusion: I'm definitely having his chair."
* Davros having the Daleks scour the entire planet to bequeath unto the Doctor a very particular honour: the only other chair on Skaro.
* The circumstances of the moment make it a bit of BlackComedy, but there's the all-too-rare bit of a ''Dalek'' being a smartass.
-->'''The Doctor:''' Who is going to tell me that Clara Oswald is really dead?\\
'''Supreme Dalek:''' [[AC:Clara Oswald is not alive.]]
* The Doctor's two greatest arch-enemies finally meet face to face. The result: Missy tells Davros it's a real pleasure, and then pokes him in the eye stalk, effectively making good on her threat in the previous episode.
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Dalek Supreme, your sewers are revolting!"]]
* Hearing "That's a bit weird" in a Dalek voice. (Out-of-character, you can just picture how Nicholas Briggs must've been struggling not to crack up mid-dialogue, delivering such un-Dalek-y lines through his voice modulator.)
* Davros gets in a dig [[ActuallyPrettyFunny that makes the Doctor laugh]].
-->'''The Doctor:''' You really are dying.\\
'''Davros:''' Look at me. Did you doubt it?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Yes.\\
'''Davros:''' Then we have established one thing only.\\
'''The Doctor:''' What?\\
'''Davros:''' [[DeadpanSnarker You... are]] [[NotThatKindOfDoctor not... a good... doctor]].\\
''[{{Beat}}, then both of them break into laughter]''
* Missy is one of the few people in the universe who can go DeadpanSnarker and LargeHam all at once:
-->'''Dalek Supreme:''' You are an enemy of the Daleks.\\
'''Missy:''' Yes, well, anyone who’s not a Dalek is an enemy of the Daleks, '''so that was an easy guess.'''
* Missy going up against a Dalek and pulling out a Southern accent while it dies.
** There's also this amusing bit after Missy kills a Dalek:
-->'''Missy:''' ''[staring at Clara]'' Get in.\\
'''Clara:''' ''[stares back in shock]''\\
'''Missy:''' ''[smiles]''

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E3UnderTheLake "Under the Lake"]]]]
* The Doctor insists he understands sign language... only to realize he deleted it in favor of Semaphore.
-->'''The Doctor:''' Someone get me a series of coloured flags.
** Even better (for those who DO understand sign language), the first thing he signs to Cass is "You're beautiful." She looks genuinely surprised for a moment. (Later, it happens again when the Doctor unconsciously signs "I love you" to Clara in the TARDIS, though she doesn't appear to notice.)
* The Doctor's cue cards for when he puts his foot in his mouth. There are a lot of them, with the best probably being, "It was my fault, I should have known you didn't live in Aberdeen."[[note]]A belated apology to [[Recap/DoctorWhoS14E2TheHandOfFear Sarah]] [[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E3SchoolReunion Jane]] perhaps?[[/note]]
* The Doctor squeeing about the existence of ghosts while everybody else looks stoic. Clara has to rein him in and remind him that they have lost a crew member.
* One of the crew engages in a bit of GallowsHumor after they decide to stay and help The Doctor. "If I die, you know that I ''will'' come back to haunt you."
* Why the Doctor doesn't have a radio on the TARDIS: whatever song he hears first thing in the morning sticks in his head as an EarWorm... and he got two weeks of "Mysterious Girl" by Peter Andre ("I was begging for the brush of death's merciful hand."). So he disassembled the radio and used the parts to make a clockwork squirrel[[note]]which makes a brief appearance in the next episode[[/note]].
* Clara, excited that they've managed to find an adventure, tries to get a high five from the Doctor. It goes about as well as you'd expect:
-->'''Clara:''' Well, go on! Don't leave me hanging!
* The Doctor's initial awkward attempts at communicating with the ghosts:
-->'''The Doctor:''' Hello! Did you want to show us this? ...It's very nice!

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E4BeforeTheFlood "Before the Flood"]]]]
* The Doctor explains the concept of the OntologicalParadox by breaking the fourth wall and talking about a time he went back in time to meet Beethoven, realized Beethoven had never existed, and then used all his Beethoven records to [[BeethovenWasAnAlienSpy essentially become Beethoven]]. Then he says that didn't actually happen; Beethoven was real, and the Doctor met him. "Nice chap. Very intense. Fond of an arm wrestle."
* When Clara and Cass get separated, Clara tries loudly whispering for her... before remembering Cass is deaf, resulting in her smacking her own forehead.
* Alice maintains her composure through her first ride in the TARDIS despite being a in-universe fangirl of the Doctor. Then, as soon as the Doctor is out of sight, she jumps up and down excitedly while saying "it's bigger on the inside!"
* Having just asked once again, "Who wrote Beethoven's Fifth?" by way of "explaining" how his survival boiled down to the bootstrap paradox, the scene cuts to a similar closeup of Twelve as in the episode's opening shot... he wordlessly shrugs. Twelve doesn't have to say a thing to be funny!

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E5TheGirlWhoDied "The Girl Who Died"]]]]
* The Doctor's sonic screwdriver has never been the most sturdy nor foolproof tool throughout its use...but Twelve's sonic sunglasses have a ''peculiar'' fragility... as demonstrated when the Doctor proclaims their incredibly advanced nature to the Vikings, one of whom proceeds to simply ''take them off his face and snap them in half.''
-->'''The Doctor:''' ''[in the most meek-sounding voice he has ever had]'' ... Clara ... we're going with the Vikings.
* The Doctor tries to get the Vikings to let him go by claiming he's Odin. Cue Peter Capaldi [[LargeHam devouring the scenery like there's no tomorrow]].
* The Doctor giving Clara a spectacular spinning hug, but not before faking her out with a thumbs up of course, gotta keep up the facade.
** Also, while he's spinning her around, you can just about notice Clara's facial expression - showing something of a mix of befuddled confusion and pleasant surprise. ''[[HeartwarmingMoments D'awwwww...]]''
* The fact that the ''Doctor'' is just as surprised to see Clara confirm she's held a sword in battle as the villagers. Did she get into a fight while they were separated during an off-camera adventure, or was he just not paying attention?
* The Doctor nicknames the Vikings.
-->"You're Lofty, you're Daphne, Noggin the Nog, Music/ZZTop, and you're... um... Heidi."
* When one of the Vikings asks why they're using wooden weapons instead of metal ones, the Doctor asks another Viking to answer. This one he has nicknamed "Limpy" because his leg is injured and he is currently mending it. "We can't be trusted with them".
* The Doctor giving the Vikings their weapons back for proper training after proudly saying that theory is over... ''[[EpicFail cut to the village on fire.]]''
** While the Doctor and Clara are coming to terms with the spectacular failure of the initial training run, Ashildr is behind him trying to corral the village chickens to some success.
* The Doctor's ignorance that the baby he has been talking to is Lofty's child.
-->"Why has Lofty stolen a baby?"
* When the Doctor starts translating baby talk, the Vikings are confused. Clara says "he speaks baby" without anything more.
* The simple fact that the Doctor defeats the villain by essentially threatening to post an embarrassing video on [=YouTube=], while Clara proves that, even in ancient times, Yakety Sax still makes everything funny.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E6TheWomanWhoLived "The Woman Who Lived"]]]]
* The Doctor wearing his Sonic SunglassesAtNight so he can (so he can), um, blunder into things and alert the people Ashildr's robbing.
* Sam Swift's literal GallowsHumor as he attempts to stretch out his life with terrible stand-up comedy. The puns are awful but you laugh anyway. And then he enlists the Doctor to help him because, by his own subsequent admission, he was running out of material.
-->'''Sam:''' Doctor! I'm a robber!\\
''[beat]''\\
'''The Doctor:''' Have you taken anything for it?
* The episode begins with the Doctor interrupting Ashildr's robbery [[FailedASpotCheck and not realising this despite her saying so several times.]]
--> '''The Doctor:''' If I didn't know any better, I'd say this was a robbery.
* Ashildr once saved a village from the Scarlet Fever. They rewarded her kindness by trying to drown her for being a witch.
-->'''Ashildr:''' Ungrateful peasants.
* The Doctor mentions that he's had an immortal companion before, Captain Jack Harkness.
-->'''The Doctor:''' [[ReallyGetsAround He'll get around to you eventually.]]
* The Doctor getting grumpy that one of Clara's student's gave him a selfie as a present for helping her with an assignment rather than a ''real'' present ... like a Ferrari.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E7TheZygonInvasion "The Zygon Invasion"]]]]
* The Twelfth Doctor [[CharacterDevelopment continues to be less reluctant to show his lighter side]] -- he has taken to calling himself "Doctor Disco" and even, as he arrives at the Zygon village, '''"Doctor Funkenstein"'''. [[TheComicallySerious He actually manages to make the latter sound badass with his cool, stony-faced delivery]].
* The Doctor still has question marks as part of his wardrobe. It's just that they're on his (unseen) GoofyPrintUnderwear.
* The Doctor doesn't like being President of Earth. He ''does'', however, like "poncing about in a big plane."
** It's blackly funny that [[Recap/DoctorWhoS34E12DeathInHeaven once again]], his plane winds up being destroyed while he's in it. Is this becoming a RunningGag?
* Keep an eye out for Jenna Coleman sneezing with her back turned to the camera and then continuing the scene without missing a beat.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E8TheZygonInversion "The Zygon Inversion"]]]]
* The Doctor insists that his Union Jack parachute is camouflage. "We're in Britain!"
* Osgood points out that sonic specs make as much sense as a visual hearing aid. The Doctor admits he once made an invisible watch. "Spot the design flaw."
* When Clara sends the Doctor the text "I'M AWAKE", he assumes it's Bonnie.
-->'''The Doctor:''' Why would she be sending me propaganda? She just blew me up with a big bazooka.
* Bonnie's temper tantrum comes off as funny because it just doesn't look right to see ''Clara'' throwing things in frustration.
* The Doctor and Osgood arrive back in London:
-->'''The Doctor:''' London! ...what a dump.
* The reason Osgood always goes by Osgood is because her first name is Petronella. In the same conversation, the Doctor claims his first name is Basil.
* The Doctor nicknaming Bonnie "Zygella".
* The final moment of the climax.
-->'''Kate:''' We know that the boxes are empty now. We can't just forget that.\\
'''The Doctor:''' You did the last fifteen times. ''[activates the amnesia ray, making her forget]''
* The Doctor asks which one the current Osgood is, human or Zygon. Cue another Osgood showing up and saying hello. The Doctor is genuinely surprised and confused by this.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E9SleepNoMore "Sleep No More"]]]]
* This funny exchange:
-->'''Nagata:''' You will consider yourself-\\
'''The Doctor:''' ''(sings)'' [[Theatre/{{Oliver}} Part of the Furniture]]!
* While complaining about Morpheus, the Doctor declares everyone sleeps, even him.
-->'''Clara:''' When do ''you'' sleep?\\
'''The Doctor:''' When you're not looking.\\
''[beat, as Clara stares at the Doctor, before he leans in toward Clara]''

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E10FaceTheRaven "Face the Raven"]]]]
* The Doctor's response to seeing Rigsy's infant daughter:
-->'''The Doctor:''' Did you make this small human?
* Soon after, when they're leaving, the Doctor says to bring the "new human", then changes his mind as he'll only get distracted.
* Clara tells Rigsy that she and Jane Austen have an ongoing prank war.
-->'''Clara:''' That woman is the ''worst'', I love her. [[BiTheWay Take that however you like]].
* When they're about to go and question the people on the street, Clara announces that she's the Good Cop while the Doctor is the Bad Cop. The Doctor immediately asks why he always has to be the Bad Cop. Clara points out his [[BigOlEyebrows eyebrows]].

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E11HeavenSent "Heaven Sent"]]]]
* The Doctor interrupts his own BadassBoast threatening the people trapping him when he finds a shovel and starts ranting about the evils of gardening.
-->'''The Doctor:''' You're a gardener? I hate gardening! It's like dictatorship for inadequates! Or, it's dictatorship.
* When confronted with a locked wooden door, the Doctor notes you can't use telepathy on doors for the obvious reason--[[BaitAndSwitch they're cranky]].
** And then it opens only to show him a solid wall, which may mean he's ''right'' and it opened to troll him.
* "My day can't get any worse. Let's see what we can do about yours!"
* When the Doctor finds his clothes all dry and waiting for him. After the FridgeHorror realization that he has been here for a long time, you realize that the first time he came here, he didn't have any [[NakedPeopleAreFunny clothes to change into...]]

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E12HellBent "Hell Bent"]]]]
* Rassilon angrily tells Ohila and the Sisterhood of Karn that they have no business on Gallifrey.
--> '''Ohila''': I heard The Doctor had come home. One so loves fireworks.
* A gunship comes to pull the Doctor out of his childhood home. He ignores them. "What's he doing?" "I think he's finishing his soup." Then the commander of the armies comes down to politely talk to him. He ignores him. Then the High Council comes down to bow to him -- he ignores them too. It's only when Rassilon himself finally comes down that he decides to talk. Also the MomentOfAwesome.
** Ohila has to painfully spell things out for Rassilon to get him to go:
--->'''Ohila:''' The Doctor does not blame Gallifrey for the horrors of the Time War.\\
'''Rassilon:''' I should hope not.\\
'''Ohila:''' He just blames ''you''.
* The general of Gallifrey's armies is killed by the Doctor and comes back as a woman. A very attractive woman, to boot. It takes the soldiers a few minutes to get used to it. But the best part is that all her regenerations except the last have been female.
-->'''The General:''' How do you people get by with that massive ego?
* "Death is Time Lord for Man flu."
* The Doctor explaining to Clara that Gallifrey is back.
-->'''Clara:''' But I thought it was stuck in the pocket dimension?\\
'''The Doctor:''' It was. They must have gotten it out.\\
'''Clara:''' How?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Don't know. Didn't ask. It would have made them feel clever.
* How is Ashildr sustaining a reality bubble at the end of the universe? "Brilliantly."
* Clara's new TARDIS has a glitchy chameleon circuit too. In her case, it looks like a retro-50's style American diner, complete with a restaurant outside the TARDIS itself. It really makes you wonder how common such a fault is.
* The Doctor tells Clara of the last time he was in the Cloister: "I was a completely different person in those days. Eccentric, a bit mad. Rude to people."
* The matron who keeps having to interrupt the Doctor in the old barn gets more flustered and anxious every time Rassilon sends another emissary, overawed by their increasing prestige. By the time Rassilon himself shows up, the poor woman's a nervous wreck!

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWho2015CSTheHusbandsOfRiverSong "The Husbands of River Song"]]]]
* The TARDIS has a sign on it telling carol singers they WILL be criticised.
* Right from the start, you get an idea what kind of episode it's going to be when the Doctor is overheard ranting at the TARDIS for giving him holographic antlers.
* "If either of you uses my name again, I shall remove your organs in alphabetical order. Any questions?" "Which alphabet? Oh. You weren't actually looking for questions, were you."
* The Doctor has been brought before the dying king, he's surrounded by highly-trained assassins with sentient swords and genetically engineered anger problems and not a lot to do, and millions of people are watching on the monitors. He takes a step back, and says to Nardole:
-->'''The Doctor:''' This might be a disturbing question in context... but you actually think I'm a surgeon?\\
'''Nardole:''' ''[emits a high-pitched whine]''
** A moment later, when River is calling the Doctor over to start the surgery, he goes back to Nardole again:
--->'''The Doctor:''' Any hint on what species he is, then?\\
'''Nardole:''' ''[high-pitched whine increases in pitch]''
* River nonchalantly telling the Doctor that she plans to kill Hydroflax in order to get the diamond trapped in his head, completely missing the Doctor's WTF expression.
-->'''The Doctor:''' Is this what you're like when I'm not...\\
'''River:''' Not what?\\
'''The Doctor:''' ...You're talking about murdering someone.\\
'''River:''' No I'm not. I'm ''actually'' murdering someone.
* The Doctor threatens to drop King Hydroflax's head down a garbage chute with "Get ready to say 'Wheee!'"
* River has to deal with the Doctor having too much fun during their shenanigans.
-->'''River:''' This is a serious mission in a critical phase. There is nothing to laugh about here.\\
'''The Doctor:''' But we're being threatened by a ''bag!'' By a head in a bag!
* When River produces a wallet which drops down a string of photos chronologically displaying all the Doctor's previous regenerations, the Doctor covertly flips up the bottom panel to make sure that he (or anybody else...) is not there on the back side.
* When an unsuspecting River takes the Doctor with her to steal his TARDIS, the Doctor takes the opportunity to go on an ''epic'' (and [[LargeHam deliciously hammy]]) BiggerOnTheInside rant and then muses [[AsideGlance not-quite to the camera]] that he's always wanted to see it done right.
-->'''The Doctor:''' [[BigOMG Oh...my....GOD!]] It's bigger!\\
'''River:''' Well, yes.\\
'''The Doctor:''' On the inside!\\
'''River:''' We need to concentrate.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Than it is!\\
'''River:''' I know where you're going with this, but I need you to calm down.\\
'''The Doctor:''' On the outside!\\
'''River:''' You've certainly grasped the essentials.\\
'''The Doctor:''' My entire understanding of physical space has been transformed! Three-dimensional Euclidean geometry has been torn up, thrown in the air and snogged to death! My grasp of the universal constants of physical reality has been changed... forever. ''[{{beat}}]'' Sorry. I've always wanted to see that done properly.
* It seems stealing the TARDIS is something River does frequently. The Doctor's expression when he finds out is the icing on the cake.
** The look on his face when River casually reveals that she's turned one of the Round Things into a liquor cabinet without him realizing. "Don't tell Dad."
* The codename River has for the Doctor? "Damsel", as in DamselInDistress. She isn't [[DistressedDude too far off]]...
* The Doctor's growing exasperation when River is completely oblivious to who he is despite his blatant hints and continually getting interrupted when he tries to tell her never stops being funny.
* After River gives a tearful and moving speech about how the Doctor is too great to worry about something as minor as her, she realizes who he is, and they go back to their feisty flirty thing within the space of ten seconds.
-->'''The Doctor:''' Hello, sweetie.\\
'''River:''': ...You are so doing those roots.\\
'''The Doctor:''' What, the roots of the sunset?\\
'''River:''' Don't you dare.\\
'''The Doctor:''' I'll have to check with the ''stars'' themselves.\\
'''River:''' Oh, shut up. I was just keeping them talking 'till it kicks off.\\
''[[FunnyBackgroundEvent The Doctor grins to himself as River talks]]''\\
''The villains demand to know what's going on, and the Doctor and River ignore them.''\\
'''River:''' So, what's the plan?\\
'''The Doctor:''' I count five exits, two hidden, one in the ceiling.\\
'''River:''' What about the one down below?\\
'''The Doctor:''' No, I don't like it.\\
'''River:''' Too close to the engines?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Too ''tight''.\\
'''River:''' Ooh, is someone getting personal?\\
'''Flemming:''' Excuse me, but ''what is this!?''\\
'''River:''' Hush now, mummy and daddy are talking.
* River knew about the ''Harmony and Redemption'''s ultimate fate thanks to her archaeological background and the book ''History's Finest Exploding Restaurants''. Talk about dining and dashing!
** The simple prospect of there ''being'' a book titled ''History's Finest Exploding Restaurants''. Either River was yanking Twelve's chain about that part, or it suddenly makes more sense that it'd take an entire ''planet'' to house every book ever written in the Whoniverse.
[[/folder]]


[[folder:Series 8 / Season 34]]
"[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS34E1DeepBreath Deep Breath]]]]":
* The cinema version[[note]]And also the DVD version[[/note]] of the episode included a hilarious exclusive "prequel" that was played before the episode started which featured Strax explaining the history of the Doctor.
* The Twelfth Doctor's [[CloudCuckooLander general demeanour]] throughout the first third of the episode, which can be attributed to the Doctor still making the transition from his previous personality.
--> '''The Doctor''' (to ''[[ItMakesSenseInContext a T-Rex]]''): Oi! ''Oi!'' Hey, big sexy woman!
** In addition, the Doctor tells the T-Rex to shut it, tries to convince her he's not flirting, thinks Clara is Handles, mixes up Clara and Strax, and then topples over.
--> '''The Doctor''': Never mind! Everyone, take five! (''[[NonSequiturThud cue sudden collapse]]'')
* Vastra's incredulous response to the Inspector thinking the T-Rex laid an egg.
--> '''Vastra:''' ...It dropped a blue box marked "Police" from its mouth. Your grasp of biology... It troubles me.
* The post-regenerative loony bin Doctor has no clue what sleeping quarters are:
--> '''The Doctor:''' ''WHO INVENTED THIS ROOM!?''
** And he seems unsatisfied with conventional exits, too:
--->''(the Doctor opens a door to exit his bedroom, but suddenly shuts it in disapproval)''\\
'''The Doctor:''' Door. Boring. Not me.\\
''(dashes over to an open window and sticks his head out with a giant grin)''\\
'''The Doctor:''' '''''ME!!'''''\\
''(climbs out the window... and tumbles from the ledge, crashing into a tree)''
** Also, he doesn't quite grasp the concept of mirrors ''or'' his new face at the moment:
--->'''The Doctor:''' Don't look in that mirror, it's absolutely ''furious!''
* The Doctor tries to figure out why Clara and Jenny now sound English, and is delighted when Vastra uses a Scottish accent:
-->'''The Doctor:''' Finally, someone who can talk properly.
** Vastra gets the Doctor to try and put her to sleep, [[BatmanGambit knowing that in his post-regenerative state]] he'll put ''himself'' to sleep... and he does, complete with cartoon sound effect.
* Clara and the Doctor's lunch date at Mancini's. Awkward does not ''begin'' to describe it.
-->'''The Doctor:''' ''([[StealthHiBye having just magically appeared next to Clara while she was looking away]])'' What's wrong?\\
'''Clara:''' I dunno, maybe the smell?\\
'''The Doctor:''' I know, it's everywhere.\\
'''Clara:''' ...Where did you get that coat?\\
'''The Doctor:''' ''(shifty eyes)'' Uh- (''cough'') I bought it.\\
'''Clara:''' From where?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Uh, [[BlatantLies a shop.]]\\
'''Clara:''' No.\\
'''The Doctor:''' I met a tramp...\\
'''Clara:''' You don't have any money.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Uh... ''(long pause)'' I had a watch...
** Creator/PeterCapaldi deserves special mention in this scene for his mastery of comedic timing and expression.
* Clara is not best pleased when she realises the Doctor thinks she's an egomaniac, needy game-player.
-->'''Clara''': That was me?!\\
'''Doctor''': Never mind that now.\\
'''Clara''': I do mind, actually...\\
'''Doctor''': Clara, what is happening right now, in this restaurant, to you and me, is more important than your egomania.\\
'''Clara''': [[IResembleThatRemark Nothing is more important than my egomania]]!\\
'''Doctor''': Right, you actually said that.
** Later:
--->'''Doctor''': And you're out of your depth, sir. Never try and control a control freak.\\
'''Clara''': I am ''not'' a ''control freak!''\\
'''Doctor''': Yes, ma'am.
* The Doctor's embarrassment when he realises the Droids weren't the ones who placed the advertisement in the paper for him and Clara to find them.
-->'''Doctor''': I hate being wrong in public. Everyone forget that happened.
* Vastra and Jenny have a BigDamnHeroes moment. Strax's arrival is... a little more undignified.
** The fact that both of them are more annoyed by Strax ''ruining their [[DynamicEntry dramatic moment]]'' than by any tactical disadvantage it gave them.
* Jenny gives Vastra a light tap on the head when she realizes that Vastra is flirting with Clara ("Oi! Married!"), which elicits a playful hiss from her wife.
* Vastra displays her CovertPervert tendencies having Jenny pose for her in her (period appropriate) underwear. They discuss details of the case while Jenny very carefully holds a goddess-like pose... only for Vastra to cheerfully reveal that she hasn't been working on a painting at all.
-->'''Jenny:''' ...I thought you were painting me!\\
'''Vastra:''' I was working.\\
'''Jenny:''' Well then what am I ''posing'' for?!\\
'''Vastra:''' ''(smirk)'' Well, you brighten the room tremendously! Chin up a little...?\\
'''Jenny:''' I don't understand why I'm doing this.\\
'''Vastra:''' ''(shrugs)'' ...Art?
** It's Jenny's deadpan look when she realizes the prank that really sells it. Her expression just ''screams'' "I married this person and I did it on ''purpose.''"
** Neve [=McIntosh's=] delivery of "...Art?" really deserves highlighting, considering that the woman has previously played two murderous Silurians and is now using her squeakiest, most {{Adorkable}} voice for a character who's normally a hard-boiled detective. And the fact that after a visible beat, Vastra obviously realizes that her wife is not even slightly fooled and decides to just move on.
** And Vastra's response to Clara entering the room: Excellent! TakeOffYourClothes.
* Jenny's increasing exasperation throughout the episode as Vastra keeps teasing her.
* Strax and Clara are really in top comedic form when they're together.
-->'''Strax:''' May I take your coat?\\
'''Clara:''' ''(beat)'' Not wearing a coat.\\
'''Strax:''' What's all that?\\
'''Clara:''' Clothes.\\
'''Strax:''' May I take your clothes?\\
'''Clara:''' Probably not.\\
'''Strax:''' Are you wearing a hat?\\
'''Clara:''' It's hair!\\
'''Strax:''' No, I think it's a hat. Would you like me to check?\\
--\\
'''Strax:''' Ah, Miss Clara! You look better now you're up.\\
'''Clara:''' Thanks, Strax.\\
'''Strax:''' Oh. Sorry. Trick of the light. [[BrutalHonesty You still look terrible.]] \\
--\\
'''Strax:''' Military tactics. The Doctor is still missing, but he will always come looking for his box! By bringing it here, he will be lured from the dangers of London to this place of safety, and we will ''melt him with acid!''\\
'''Clara:''' Okay, that last part?\\
'''Strax:''' And we will ''not melt him with acid!'' Old habits. ''(holds up newspaper)'' The Times, shall I send it up?\\
'''Clara:''' Yeah, why not? ''(cue newspaper hitting Clara square in the face)''
** Made even funnier by how both times he says "''melt him with acid!''", he says it in the exact same tone, making the exact same dramatic gesture.
** A YouTube comment adds to the hilarity: "Strax has a part-time job as long-range artillery."
* Strax giving Clara a medical examination. From his device reading her thoughts about "muscular men playing sports" to Strax remarking on Clara's "enviable spleen".
--> "...it ''could'' be sport..."
* As Vastra explains that, for the purposes of acceptance, Jenny acts as Vastra's maid and not her wife in public, Jenny [[ServileSnarker notes that it doesn't explain why she's the one serving tea when they're in private.]]
* The Doctor initially ponders [[ContinuityNod a very long scarf]] to brace against the cold. Then remembers [[HeroicSelfDeprecation it looked stupid]].
* The Doctor reveling in his new accent:
-->'''The Doctor:''' I'm Scottish! I can complain about things. I can ''really'' complain about things now!
** One wonders if some of Amy's habits had rubbed off on him. He did say she was seared onto his hearts, after all.
--->'''Tramp:''' What devilry is this, sir?\\
'''The Doctor:''' I don't know. But I probably blame the English.
* There was this exchange before the Doctor rode the horse to the burning T-Rex site:
-->'''Doctor:''' Sorry, but I'm going to have to relieve you of your pet.\\
'''Cab Driver:''' You what?\\
'''Doctor:''' Shut up. I was talking to the horse.
* The 11th Doctor isn't happy to hear that he'll be old with gray hair in his next incarnation.
* '''[[BigOlEyebrows ATTACK EYEBROWS.]]'''
* The Doctor threatens to blow up the Half-Faced Man's ship if he sees anything he doesn't like from him or the other clockwork droids. He cautions that the list includes karaoke and mimes, so they shouldn't take any chances.
* Clara's first impression of the new desktop theme for the [=TARDIS=] control room: "You redecorated. I don't like it."
* Clara's playful but rather lame jab at the Twelfth's new accent, when she learns they've landed the TARDIS in Glasgow.
--> "Well... You'll fit right in. (''grins'') [[FunetikAksent Sco-ish]]."

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS34E2IntoTheDalek "Into the Dalek"]]]]:
* The Doctor about the FantasticVoyagePlot of the episode: "Fantastic idea for a movie. Terrible idea for a proctologist."
* Clara meets Danny for the first time, and tries to get him to come to a going-away party with her. It cuts back and forth between Danny in the hallway turning her down and a FlashForward of Danny in his classroom saying that he'd love to go, then [[HeadDesk beating his head against a desk]]. Becomes funnier when he realises Clara is watching him from the doorway.
* "This is '[[TheNicknamer Gun Girl]]'- [[ShapedLikeItself she's got a gun and she's a girl.]]"
* "[[YourHeadAsplode Don't be lasagna.]]"
* When a RedShirt has been vaporised and is now part of a pool of organic liquid which serves to feed the Dalek, the Doctor has this to say.
--> '''Journey:''' Is Ross here?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Yeah. Top layer if you want to say a few words.
* When one of the soldiers helps strap the shrinking device, they comment that Clara looks like a schoolteacher in a patronizing tone.
-->'''Clara''': ''[indignantly]'' I ''am'' a schoolteacher!

"[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS34E3RobotOfSherwood Robot of Sherwood]]]]":
* The Doctor-Robin double-act is a great source of these.
-->'''Robin Hood:''' Robin Hood laughs in the face of all! ''[laughs]''\\
'''The Doctor:''' And do people ever punch you in the face when you do that?\\
'''Robin Hood:''' Not as yet.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Lucky I'm here then, isn't it?
* As the Sheriff starts listing places that he's going to take over, Clara suggests [[Series/MaidMarianAndHerMerryMen Worksop]].
** That whole exchange, really. The Sheriff starts by talking about how Nottingham alone is not enough - he'll take over ''Derby''! And next - Lincoln!
* The archery contest with loads of arrow splitting and ending with the Doctor blowing up the target.
* Interrupting the Merry Men's introductions by conducting DNA scans and non-consented blood tests, and attempting to ask RobinHood to urinate in a goblet? Hilarious. [[TheComicallySerious Having the grim and serious Twelfth Doctor conduct said tests with focused precision?]] ''Comedy gold''.
-->'''The Doctor:''' ''[jabs Alan-A-Dale with a syringe]'' Sorry, blood analysis, all these diseases...if you were real, you'd be dead in 6 months.\\
'''Alan:''' But I ''am'' real.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Bye.
* The duel between Robin Hood and the Doctor. Robin has a sword. The Doctor has ''a spoon''.
* The Sheriff's deadpan reaction to the Doctor's theory that Robin is another robot created to give the slaves hope, and how he points out that it would be utter stupidity for someone to create their own enemy to fight against them.
* "GUARD! HE'S LAUGHING AGAIN! YOU CAN'T KEEP ME LOCKED UP IN HERE WITH A LAUGHING PERSON!"
* Both Robin Hood and The Doctor have a plan to escape the dungeon but they're too busy cock fighting to explain. Clara tells the Doctor to shut up so Robin can finally tell his plan. It's "bide his time". The Doctor mocks him and then Clara says that his plans can't involve the words "sonic" or "screwdriver" because it was taken from him. He's got nothing. Because of this scene, the guard thinks Clara is TheLeader of the trio, much to the other two's confusion.

"[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS34E4Listen Listen]]]]":
* A good part of Clara and Danny's date is comprised of this, the other parts are more of the cringe-inducing variety.
-->'''Clara:''' Pink's a great name. I like pink.\\
'''Danny:''' [[AccidentalProposal Well, you can have it, then.]]\\
''(beat; cue [[VerbalBackspace Verbal Backspacing]])''
** Clara gets to see just what she actually looks like from behind with her own two eyes; she's quite pleased with it. Not unlike the reaction Amy Pond had with seeing herself.
** Clara glomping the Doctor at the end, who tries to run away and waves his hands insisting, "No, ''not'' this again!" Clara's smirk as she keeps her hold is the icing on the cake.
** Twelve steals a night watchman's coffee, and right after implying it was the "perfect hiding" creature.
** Twelve's idea of bedtime story. He begins with that standard "once upon a time" and then uses his mental powers to put Danny asleep. He calls it "dad skills", implying it's how he got his kids to sleep back on Gallifrey.
** Twelve has apparently spent several years searching for [[Literature/WheresWally Wally]] in all the wrong books.
** When Clara slips up and lets on that she knows Danny's real name, someone [[FunnyBackgroundEvent in the background]] drops and breaks a glass.
** The Doctor's mention of Clara having three mirrors. The utterly blasé off-the-cuff way he points out her insecurities is absolutely hilarious!
-->''Why don't you just turn your head?''
* [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS34E5TimeHeist}} "Time Heist"]]:
** Right near the end the Doctor declares "I know one thing (about the Architect), something I have known from the very start. I hate him!" It is Capaldi's spot on, perfect delivery of this line that makes it totally hilarious. Even funnier - [[ChewingTheScenery he bangs a gong just to let the world know this]].
*** Made doubly hilarious once it's revealed he's talking about himself.
** The Doctor's insistence that nothing will happen when he answers the phone. The moment he answers it, it cuts to him and Clara in a room holding memory worms.
** Psi asks why the Doctor has to be in charge. Twelve's explanation?
--->"Basically it's the eyebrows."
*** The view then switches to Clara, who seems to be in agreement.
** Clara tries to show off her preparations for her date with Danny... but it just bounces off the Doctor, who hasn't got a clue what she's going on about.
** The Doctor describing his costume: "I was going for minimalism but I think it turned out magician." That ''has'' to be one of Moffat's contributions to the script.
** Danny and Clara being interrupted by a student while flirting:
-->'''Both''': '''[[GetOut OUT!!]]'''

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS34E6TheCaretaker "The Caretaker"]]]]:
* The fact that the Doctor thinks [[ChangedMyJumper that putting on a different coat is "Deep Cover"]].
* The Doctor and River had had a fight, so he lived with otters for a month.
* Clara has a lot of fun rants where Jenna shows her MotorMouth skills. It's hard to pick the best one. One candidate is her trying to ferret out the Doctor's secret mission and then later when he's introduced as the new Caretaker.
* "Is there an alien in this school?" "Yes! Me!"
* Clara makes it clear that her co-worker Adrian (who clearly resembles Eleven) is not "her type". The Doctor goes wide-eyed.
* Just as the Doctor is showing Courtney Woods the wonders of the universe, she starts feeling space-sick and [[VomitDiscretionShot runs somewhere in the TARDIS, where she starts puking.]]
--> '''Doctor:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Ah yes, there has been a spillage...]]
* The Doctor whistles a tune to get Clara's attention. More specifically, he whistles "we don't need no education" from [[Music/PinkFloyd Another Brick In The Wall]].
* As Clara's trying to teach a class, the Doctor interrupts her and tells her that she's written the wrong date for when Jane Austen wrote ''Literature/PrideAndPrejudice.'' When an exasperated Clara asks him if he knew because he went back to visit Austen and had a grand big adventure fighting aliens with her, the Doctor deadpans that he read the bio at the back of the book.
** It is to be noted that they have this conversation through the window in the back of the classroom, much to Clara's horror.
* "He's your dad. He's your...space...dad." It's Danny's expression that really sells it.
** "That is, that is really, really brilliant reasoning. How can you think that I'm her dad when we both look exactly the same age?" Sometimes 12 forgets that he's not 11 anymore.
* The Doctor's excuse for never getting Danny Pink's name or profession right? "No, no I can't retain that. It's just not going in."
* Some fridge brilliance: the series establishes that Ian Chesterton is still alive and chairman of the school governors. How did The Doctor come to be the school's new caretaker? He probably went to his old friend, explained an alien was on the loose (and probably his new face as well), and politely asked for the job. Furthermore, Ian departed from the TARDIS before the first regeneration so the Doctor probably had to explain that too. [[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E11TheLodger Picture him doing the mind-meld that Eleven did]].

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS34E7KillTheMoon "Kill the Moon"]]]]:
* Courtney Woods' first words on the Moon.
-->''One small thing for a thing. One enormous thing for a thingy-thing. ''
** Made even funnier by Captain Lundvik's reaction: [[DeadpanSnarker "So much for history."]]
* "What are you, 35?"
* The various {{Shout Out}}s to Website/{{Tumblr}}, especially considering the huge fanbase for the show on that site.
* Lundvik and Clara are having a serious conversation involving children and eventually the former asks the latter if she wants to have children. Clara replies that yes, she does. Cue Courtney saying "[[ShipperOnDeck Oh Mr. Piinnkkk....]]" and Clara's embarrased reaction.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS34E8MummyOnTheOrientExpress "Mummy on the Orient Express"]]]]:
* The Doctor offering someone a jelly baby from a cigarette case.
* The Doctor's use of previous NightmareFuel phrase, "Are you my Mummy?"
* The Doctor talking to himself about the mystery. Bonus points for Peter's Creator/TomBaker impression.
* The Doctor flashes the psychic paper to convince the conductor that he's his worst fear. Turns out that's a mystery shopper.
* The Doctor is hilariously callous towards the doomed Professor Moorhouse:
--> '''Moorhouse''': ''(describing the Foretold, which only he can see)'' "Approximately 1.8 metres tall. Actually, seeing it in the flesh isn't nearly as rewarding as I thought it might be."
--> '''The Doctor''': "Oh dear, hard cheese. What can you see? Details!"
--> '''Moorhouse''': ''(replacing his glasses)'' "Yes, yes, of course. Well, it just looks like, um, a man in bandages. I..."
--> '''The Doctor''': "What sort of bandages? Old? New?"
--> '''Moorhouse''': "Old."
--> '''The Doctor''': "Whole? Ragged?"
--> '''Moorhouse''': "Ragged. Falling off in places. ''(Panicking)'' "I don't know what you want me to tell you!"
--> '''The Doctor''': "Listen! You can see this thing. We can't. Tell us what you can see, even the smallest detail might help us save the next one!"
--> '''Moorhouse''': "[[OhCrap 'The next one'?]] You mean... you can't save me?!"
--> '''The Doctor''': ''(Bluntly)'' "Well, that is implied, isn't it? Yes, this is probably the end for you." ''(Upbeat)'' "But, make it count! Details, please!"
* In a meta sense, the fact that it took the good Doctor somewhere upwards of 1100 years and a ''regeneration'' to do something about the phone call he got after [[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E13TheBigBang successfully rebooting the universe]].
* Out of all the MythologyGags in this episode (and this series in general), the reveal that the [[Recap/DoctorWhoS12E2TheArkInSpace sarcophagus is filled with bubble wrap]] is perhaps the funniest. You can bet that a lot of parents had to explain that joke to their kids.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS34E9Flatline "Flatline"]]]]:
* Clara introduces herself as the Doctor and proceeds as such. The Doctor isn't in the least bit happy about this.
** Even less-so after Clara says that "she" probably picked the name because it made her sound important.
* The sight of the Doctor awkwardly squeezing out of a tiny TARDIS is a riot.
** Then it gets even smaller, to the point that the Doctor can't even fit his face through the door. Clara ''loves'' this.
-->'''Rigsy:''' [[RunningGag It's bigger on the inside!]]
-->'''The Doctor:''' You know, I don't think that statement's ever been truer.
* The sight of a sledgehammer emerging from Clara's handbag.
* The Doctor winds up on the railroad tracks inside a tiny TARDIS, and a train's rapidly approaching. Solution? The Doctor wiggles his fingers out and fingerwalks himself over to the side, looking for all the world like a Gallifreyan [[Series/TheAddamsFamily Thing.]]
** In the HopeSpot he does a HappyDance! Singing the 'Addams Family' theme, no less.
* The IncrediblyLamePun, "the 2DIS"
* The Doctor's nicknames for Rigsy include "Local Knowledge" and "Fluorescent Pudding Brain".

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS34E10InTheForestOfTheNight "In The Forest of The Night"]]]]:
* The Doctor and Ruby's mutual FreakOut when they both realize Maebh has gone missing, again.
* After he finally realizes the forest's purpose:
-->'''The Doctor:''' ...I am Doctor IDIOT!
* The Doctor gives an AsYouKnow to the kids, Clara, and Danny to explain that a solar flare is coming to wipe out all life on their planet...only for the kids to stare at him in mute horror.
-->'''The Doctor:''' I assumed your teachers would have mentioned this at some point.\\
'''Clara:''' I thought it would spoil an otherwise...pleasant trip!
* As the Doctor and Clara prepare to observe the incoming solar flare:
-->'''The Doctor:''' ...I really hope I'm right. Wouldn't that be embarrassing?
* When Clara finds Maebh, she's standing on the other side of an iron fence with wolves following her. Clara starts trying to scramble over the fence to get to her, Maebh, on the other hand, takes three steps to the right and goes through the gate.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS34E11DarkWater "Dark Water"]]]]:
* Missy trolling the Doctor by [[UnroboticReveal pretending to be an android]] and snogging the ever loving crap out of him, [[{{Squick}} tongues and all]], then asking them if they want her to turn down her intimacy settings.
** The poor Doctor's ''face'' once she's let him go. Like a man who's gone hang-gliding over Hell. Also, his truly ''horrified'' muttering of "Is it over now?"
** Along with Clara staring, then turning away with a ''"HUH"'' look on her face.
** Bonus points when TheReveal kicks in...
** More bonus points for her offering to do the same thing to Clara before asking if they wanted her to adjust her "intimacy settings".
** And there's even more gold to be mined:
--->'''The Doctor:''' You're ''very...'' realistic.\\
'''Clara:''' Tongues?\\
'''The Doctor:''' ''Shut up.''
** And the best part about Missy snogging the Doctor is the fact that when she kissed his nose, that was ''[[ThrowItIn improvised!]]'' [[Creator/MichelleGomez Michelle Gomez]] just saw [[Creator/PeterCapaldi Peter Capaldi's]] big nose sticking out and decided to give it some much needed attention. (Another improvisation by Gomez - holding Clara's hand as she snogged the Doctor - didn't make the final cut.)
* Chris Addison as [[LargeHam the Administrator]], i.e. the person running the afterlife. His delivery of every single line is precision guided pork. You don't need to be bombastic or scenery-chewing, just make really ill timed comments.
* A bit of BlackComedy by Missy:
-->'''Missy:''' Mankind, [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail bring out your dead!]]
* Missy is a DeadpanSnarker:
-->'''Missy:''' I turned the lift off, though.
-->'''The Doctor:''' I presume you have stairs.
-->'''Missy''': Well, I'm not a ''Dalek.''
* The Reveal itself:
** When the Doctor realises Missy is a Time Lady, both he and the viewer are trying to work out who it is. The Rani? Jenny? Romana?? His mother?! Susan!?!... [[{{Squick}} eww]]. No, it turns out to be a gender flipped Master!
** Just before the reveal, the Doctor runs into a crowd of people, yelling at them to all run away as fast as they can, as Cybermen begin to pour out of the cathedral. He encounters Missy, sitting on some nearby steps, quite unimpressed.
-->'''Missy''': Oh look, another ranting Scotsman running through the streets. Sorry everyone, didn't realize there was a ''match'' on.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS34E12DeathInHeaven "Death In Heaven"]]]]:
* Osgood mentions that she already figured out that Missy is the Master regenerated into a female form; UNIT has files on all the ex-prime ministers. She also mentions that the man who mind-controlled his way into office, enslaved the entire human race for genocidal galactic conquest using their cyborg children from the future, and at one point overwrote every living human on the planet into a clone of himself (though technically he was no longer in office at the time), wasn't the worst prime minister they ever had.
* As the Doctor is falling out of the plane to his death, Missy is annoyed that he'll just splat against the ground, calling it boring. When he pulls out the TARDIS key and calls the TARDIS to him, her assistant is suitably impressed... and Missy is annoyed at that, too, so she casually vaporizes him. Becomes even more funny when you remember the Master had previously killed the Doctor by making "him go splat" in ''Logopolis''.
* Missy's little eyeroll when Danny starts his epic speech. And her completely ''bored'' expression as her plans are being torn down to pieces. You can tell she's just thinking "Dammit, I hate it when I lose this way."
** Alternatively "Please tell me he's going to finish soon."
** The offended scoff she makes when Danny offhandedly mentions her master plan as [[TakeThat "the whim of a lunatic"]] is just icing on the cake.
* Missy's Film/MaryPoppins arrival at the cemetery.
* Kate Stewart explains that the world has an invasion policy, and that in times of despair one person may be elected President of Earth.
-->'''The Doctor:''' Oh for crying out loud, that's your answer to everything, isn't it? Elect an idiot!\\
'''Kate:''' [[ServileSnarker If you say so, Mister President]].
* The episode's credits cut off abruptly after a few seconds to the Doctor looking very annoyed while somebody [[CallBack knocks on the door four times]], complaining about how he left things with Clara. Said somebody then opens the TARDIS, causing the Doctor to just stand up and stare in disbelief. It's SantaClaus. Asking him what he wants for Christmas. Doubles as MoodWhiplash, like the endings to [[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E13Doomsday "Doomsday"]] and [[Recap/DoctorWhoS29E13LastOfTheTimeLords "Last of the Time Lords"]]. Moffat has learned a few tricks from Russell T. Davies.
* Osgood's BorrowedCatchphrase, as she and UNIT make a BigDamnHeroes moment, "BowTiesAreCool".
** She's also wearing shoes like Ten's and a leather coat like War's, meaning she's cheerfully emulating ''all three'' of the Doctors she encountered in "Day".
* There's something darkly hilarious about Missy urging Osgood to keep the former's intent to murder Osgood a secret from the guards as part of her "secret girl plan".
** Also her little tune while she's being held by UNIT.
-->'''Missy:''' Hey Missy you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind hey Missy! Hey Missy!
* After Clara claims to be The Doctor in the ColdOpen, the opening titles feature Clara's eyes instead of The Doctor's.
** And Jenna Coleman gets top billing instead of Peter Capaldi.
* The Doctor loudly proclaiming in his WorldOfCardboardSpeech that he is [[spoiler: an idiot.]] The epic music even stops momentarily.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWho2014CSLastChristmas "Last Christmas"]]]]:
** One of the researchers compares the Dream Crabs to [[Film/{{Alien}} facehuggers]].
--->'''Doctor:''' There's a horror movie called ''Film/{{Alien}}''? That's ''really'' offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you.
** The Doctor is adamant about not holding hands. He'll only hold Clara's.
** Santa states the best present he can give is a tangerine. Everybody replies that nobody likes them.
** Shona in general, being a bit CloudCuckoolander -- as in not just listening to music to Slade's "Merry Xmas Everybody" to distract herself from a life-threatening situation, but then upgrading to head-bopping, then dancing, then jamming, ''then'' rocking out and '''''[[SerialEscalation then]]''''' ''full-on breakdancing''. That's right, she pulled a [[Film/BackToTheFuture Marty McFly]]- the act of forgetting about a critical situation at hand because ThePowerOfRock has compelled you and making a complete buffoon of yourself through highly embarrassing dance moves.
*** Even funnier in that it was ''actually working'', to the amazement of her colleagues ... at least, until Clara and the Doctor broke her concentration.
*** Oh, and again about [[LeitMotif that song]], yes, apparently [[IncrediblyLamePun Santa does indeed ride a red-nosed reindeer]]...
** Shona threatening to ''[[FemmeFatalons mark Santa with her nails]]'' [[DisproportionateRetribution for bringing up her love of]] ''Franchise/MyLittlePony''.
*** The fact that Santa blackmails people by revealing their embarrassing toy requests. "I have three words, don't make me use them."
** Rudolph's red nose is actually a ''car alarm'', complete with chirp and flashing light. [[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E17E18TheEndOfTime Just like]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMhT08W_J1o the Doctor's TARDIS.]] Great minds think alike, indeed.
** Wolf and Ian's "weapons" of choice - Ian has a ''balloon animal'', while Wolf is carrying a slightly less pacifistic toy gun [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking with small parts unsuitable for children under four]]. Small children under '''[[FelonyMisdemeanor four!]]''' AndThatsTerrible.
*** Then Wolf scolds Ian for his choice of armament, because at least his own equally-useless "weapon" ''looks'' scary.
** Santa scoffs at the idea of one small team capable of delivering presents to millions of houses in the middle of the night, pointing out that it is completely impossible for him to do that all by himself. [[BaitAndSwitch That's why he has a second sleigh]].
*** Really, Santa's trolling in general, considering all of his explanations are VoodooShark material. Like the one for the flying reindeer:
---->'''Santa:''' Course they can't fly. It's scientifically impossible. That's why I feed mine magic carrots.
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* [[Funny/DoctorWho50thASTheDayOfTheDoctor "The Day of the Doctor"]]
* [[Funny/DoctorWho2013CSTheTimeOfTheDoctor "The Time of the Doctor"]]

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* [[Funny/DoctorWho50thASTheDayOfTheDoctor "The Day of the Doctor"]]
* [[Funny/DoctorWho2013CSTheTimeOfTheDoctor "The Time of the Doctor"]]
[[Funny/DoctorWho50thAnniversarySpecials 50th Anniversary Specials]]



[[folder:50th anniversary specials]]
[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWho50thPrequelTheNightOfTheDoctor "The Night of the Doctor"]]]]
* The Eighth Doctor's explanation to Cass as to why they're heading to the back of the ship.
-->'''The Doctor:''' Because the front crashes ''first''. [[AskAStupidQuestion Think it through]].
* The Doctor isn't about to let the fact that the universe is collapsing due to the Time War, to stop it he'll have to surrender everything that makes him ''him'', and he's technically already dead and only has four minutes left to live stop him from being snarky:
-->'''The Doctor:''' Four minutes? That's ages! What if I get bored? What if I need a television, a couple of books? Anyone for a game of chess? Bring me knitting.
** And when he realises where he is:
-->'''The Doctor:''' Hang on. Is it you? Am I back on Karn? You're the Sisterhood of Karn. Keepers of the Flame... of [[WhoWantsToLiveForever utter boredom]].\\
'''Ohila:''' Eternal life.\\
'''The Doctor:''' That's the one.
* The StealthPun before he regenerates.
-->'''The Doctor:''' Will it [[Creator/JohnHurt hurt]]?\\
'''Ohila:''' Yes.

[[AC:"[[Recap/DoctorWho50thPrequelTheLastDay The Last Day]]"]]:
* the veteran Time Lord soldier speaks with a very distinct Mancunian accent... Gallifrey really ''[[BrickJoke does]]'' [[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E1Rose have a North!]]
* This Time Lord's presence might also [[FridgeBrilliance might explain where Nine picked up the accent from]]. The War Doctor spoke to that particular soldier to borrow his gun, and then regenerated into the Ninth Doctor not long afterwards.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWho50thASTheDayOfTheDoctor "The Day of the Doctor"]]]]:
* Kate Stewart's OhCrap reaction when she realizes that she's airlifting the TARDIS... while Eleven and Clara are inside.
-->'''Kate:''' Oh, good. Doctor, we found the TARDIS in a field...\\
'''11th Doctor:''' NO KIDDING!\\
'''Kate:''' Where are you? (''Eleven holds phone up so she can hear the helicopter'') [[OhCrap Oh my god!]]
* The Tenth and Eleventh Doctors comparing sonics, and the Tenth is jealous!
-->'''10th Doctor:''' Compensating?\\
'''11th Doctor:''' For what?\\
'''10th Doctor:''' Regeneration. It's a lottery.
* Ten's reaction to the new TARDIS console:
-->'''10th Doctor:''' Oh, you've redecorated! I don't like it.
** The fact Eleven is offended, even though he said the exact same thing to [[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E12ClosingTime Craig]]. It's also a nice CallBack to what [[Recap/DoctorWhoS10E1TheThreeDoctors Two said to Three]] as lampshaded by Eleven's retort:
--->'''11th Doctor:''' Ooooh? Oh yeah? ''You never do!''
** Followed by the Tenth ''pouting''. How much does he not like it? [[http://24.media.tumblr.com/e4d9216fb236a4cb309321b96440a216/tumblr_mws7ql9OpE1rgagovo3_1280.png About this much.]]
* Ten and Eleven crossing their arms and putting their feet up on a desk in perfect timing during the Human/Zygon negotiations.
* Ten giving an epic BadassBoast... to a rabbit. In his defence, he thought it was a Zygon.
-->'''10th Doctor:''' Oh, very clever. Whatever you've got planned, forget it. I'm the Doctor. I'm 904 years old. I'm from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I am the Oncoming Storm, the Bringer of Darkness... and you are basically just a rabbit, aren't you? Okay, carry on. Just a... general... warning. (''smacks device'')
* Clara meeting up with the Doctor for a new adventure, having found a new job as [[CallBack a teacher at]] [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming Coal Hill School]].
-->'''11th Doctor:''' Teach anything good?\\
'''Clara:''' Nah. Learn anything?\\
'''11th Doctor:''' Nothing.\\
(''silent double high-five'')
** The bit before this too:
--->'''The Doctor:''' Draft!\\
(''Clara clicks her fingers and the door shuts'')
* The Tenth Doctor, the Eleventh Doctor, and the War Doctor coming up with a brilliantly (and typical of Moffat) Timey-Wimey plan to disintegrate the door to the cell they are in and congratulating themselves for their cleverness... only for Clara to burst in, revealing that it wasn't even locked.
-->'''Clara:''' Wait a minute. [[EpicFail Three of you in one room, and none of you thought to check the door?]]\\
'''War Doctor:''' It should have been locked.
* The Moment's interactions with the War Doctor. For the most dangerous weapon in the universe, "she" sure [[http://37.media.tumblr.com/3aea69bab8d81b366f1f416f1602a608/tumblr_mwqrseCQ5Q1t05tk4o1_250.gif is]] [[http://37.media.tumblr.com/f426a9f6e979bd9db3d61ca0659044d0/tumblr_mwqrseCQ5Q1t05tk4o2_250.gif kooky]].
-->'''The Moment:''' I chose this face and form especially for you. It's from your past... or possibly your future. I always get those two mixed up.
* After causing the Doctor to burn his hand on the casing:
-->'''War Doctor:''' The interface is hot?!\\
'''The Moment:''' [[IllTakeThatAsACompliment Well, I do try...]]
** Followed by:
--->'''The Moment:''' Stuck between a girl and a box... story of your life, eh Doctor?
* Ten proposes to [[UsefulNotes/ElizabethI Queen Elizabeth I]] and she happily accepts, which in turn was part of his BatmanGambit, since he's figured out that she's really a Zygon in disguise and thus exposed her, as the real Elizabeth wouldn't have accepted such a proposal. Only one problem: The Zygon was actually her horse, not Elizabeth, which means he's just become engaged to the Queen.
-->'''10th Doctor:''' [[OhCrap ...I'm going to be king!]]
* Eleven finds a fez, sealed up as a museum piece. Naturally, he takes it out of the display and places it on his head. Clara is in no way surprised, and actually sounds like he's done this many times already (to no one's surprise).
-->'''Clara:''' Someday, you could just walk past a fez.\\
'''11th Doctor:''' Never gonna happen!
* The War Doctor's ever-present frustration at how his successors talk.
-->'''11th Doctor:''' Geronimo!\\
'''10th Doctor:''' Allons-y!\\
'''War Doctor:''' Oh for God's sake...
* This exchange in particular stands out:
-->'''Clara:''' Doctor, what's going on?\\
'''11th Doctor:''' It's a... [[TimeyWimeyBall timey-wimey thing]].\\
'''War Doctor:''' Timey what? ...Timey-''wimey?!''\\
'''10th Doctor:''' [[BlatantLies I've - I've no idea where he picks that stuff up.]]
* And his annoyance at them for brandishing sonic screwdrivers like weapons:
-->'''War Doctor:''' Why are you pointing your screwdrivers like that? They're ''scientific instruments'', not water pistols!
** And later when Ten and Eleven point their screwdrivers at the Queen's guards:
--->'''War Doctor:''' The pointing again! They're screwdrivers, what are you going to do, [[CallBack assemble a cabinet]] at them?
* Eleven referring to his predecessors as "Sand Shoes and Granddad".
-->'''War Doctor:''' (''indignant'') Granddad?!\\
'''10th Doctor:''' They're ''not'' sand shoes!\\
'''War Doctor:''' (''looking at Ten's feet'') Yes they are.
** Ten later refers to his successor as "Chinny".
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgMdxFALr6c This deleted scene]] basically sums up War's (grouchy), Ten's (pushy), and Eleven's (showy) personalities and interactions with one line each. Also, the fact that said scene is set in Elizabethan England but a modern-day neighborhood is clearly visible in the upper left corner (no green screen applied to digitally edit it out) as the Doctors are brought to the tower for imprisonment.
* Eleven and Ten having a nice throwback when the TARDIS briefly flashes between control rooms and features "the Round Things".
-->'''11th Doctor:''' Hey! Look, the Round Things!\\
'''10th Doctor:''' I ''love'' the Round Things.\\
'''11th Doctor:''' What ''are'' the Round Things?\\
'''10th Doctor:''' No idea.
* Eleven and Ten's banter in its entirety, but Eleven really loves to dig at Ten's relationship with the Queen.
-->'''10th Doctor:''' (''to guards'') That is ''not'' the Queen of England, that is an alien duplicate!\\
'''11th Doctor:''' And you can take it from him. He's really checked.\\
'''10th Doctor:''' Oh, shut up!\\
'''11th Doctor:''' Venom sacs in the tongue.\\
'''10th Doctor:''' Seriously, stop it.\\
'''11th Doctor:''' No.
** Mostly because Zygon Elizabeth I ''also'' kissed him to maintain its disguise.
* Eleven's initial reaction to seeing Ten with two Elizabeths.
-->'''11th Doctor:''' [[TwinThreesomeFantasy What you do in the privacy of your own regeneration is your business.]]\\
'''10th Doctor:''' One of them is a Zygon.\\
'''11th Doctor:''' (''{{squick}}s'') I'm not judging you.
* The scene where, advised to flee, both Elizabeths make a big production of their farewells to the Tenth Doctor -- much to his embarrassment:
-->'''10th Doctor:''' Elizabeth! Whichever one of you is the ''real'' Elizabeth, turn and run in the ''opposite'' direction to the other one.\\
'''Both Elizabeths:''' Of course, my love!\\
(''one of them runs up to him'')\\
'''Elizabeth #1:''' Stay alive, my love! I am not done with you yet!\\
(''she gives him a '''very long''' kiss before running off'')\\
'''10th Doctor:''' (''deeply embarrassed'') Thanks. Lovely.\\
'''Elizabeth #2:''' I understand! Live for me, my darling. We shall be together again!\\
(''she gives him another '''equally long''' kiss before running off'')\\
'''10th Doctor:''' ... Well. Won't that be nice.
** And keep in mind that the Eleventh Doctor has been standing ''right there beside them'', watching all of this with an expression of incredulous scorn before saying:
--->'''11th Doctor:''' (''innocently'') One of those was a Zygon.\\
'''10th Doctor:''' Yeah.\\
'''11th Doctor:''' Big, red rubbery thing covered in suckers.\\
'''10th Doctor:''' Yeah.\\
'''11th Doctor:''' Venom sacs under the tongue --\\
'''10th Doctor:''' Yeah, I'm getting the point, thanks.\\
'''11th Doctor:''' Nice.
** And there's the War and Eleventh Doctors watching the Tenth Doctor getting snogged senseless by Queen Elizabeth after they get married:
--->'''War Doctor:''' Is there a lot of this in the future?\\
'''11th Doctor:''' It does start to happen, yeah.
* Kate Lethbridge-Stewart revealing that ''not even UNIT'' knows the answer to the dating controversy! "'70s or '80s, depending on the dating protocol."
* The War Doctor is not impressed when he learns that the two young men he's been talking to are actually his future selves:
-->'''War Doctor:''' Really?\\
'''11th Doctor:''' Yeah.\\
'''10th Doctor:''' Really.\\
'''War Doctor:''' You're me? Both of you?\\
'''10th Doctor:''' Yep.\\
'''War Doctor:''' (''indicating the Eleventh Doctor'') [[FutureMeScaresMe Even]] ''[[FutureMeScaresMe that]]'' [[FutureMeScaresMe one?]]\\
'''11th Doctor:''' (''offended'') Yes!\\
'''War Doctor:''' You're my future selves?\\
'''11th & 10th Doctors:''' (''getting annoyed of his questions'') '''''YES!'''''\\
'''War Doctor:''' Am I having a mid-life crisis?
** Made even better by the fact that at first the War Doctor mistakes them for ''[[{{Sidekick}} companions]]''.
* Ten and Eleven attempt to ReverseThePolarity at the same time, leading to an EpicFail.
-->'''11th Doctor:''' Nothing's happening.\\
'''10th Doctor:''' We're ''both'' reversing the polarity.\\
'''11th Doctor:''' Well I know that!\\
'''10th Doctor:''' There's two of us! I'm reversing it and you're reversing it ''back''... we're ''confusing'' the polarity!
* Both the War Doctor and Eleven taking potshots at the Ninth and Tenth Doctors' control room.
-->'''War Doctor:''' You let this place go a bit.\\
'''11th Doctor:''' Oh, it's his [[DarkerAndEdgier grunge phase]]. He grows out of it.
* It's all in Ten's delivery of the last line.
-->'''10th Doctor:''' (''holds up device'') Ding.\\
'''Queen Elizabeth I:''' What's that?\\
'''10th Doctor:''' It's a machine that goes... ding.
** Said machine's applications. "It lights up in the presence of alien DNA. Also it can microwave frozen dinners from up to twenty feet away and download comics from the future. I never know when to stop."
* The General's reaction to being contacted by the trio of Doctors.
-->'''General:''' Dear ''God'', three of them. All my worst nightmares at once.
* The War Doctor's final words before regenerating are hoping his ears are "a bit less conspicuous this time". [[Creator/ChristopherEccleston Hoo boy...]] Made even funnier when you remember The Doctor looking at himself in a mirror in "Rose". "Could have been worse. Look at the ''ears''..."
* The Moment, essentially, experiences time simultaneously (similar to the TARDIS), which means it can pretty much see everything that will happen. [[AIIsACrapshoot Except when it can't.]]
-->'''The Moment:''' One day you will count them. One terrible night. Do you want to see what that will turn you into? Come on, aren't you curious? I'm opening windows on your future. A tangle in time through the days to come, to the man today will make of you.
-->''[A fez drops right out of the portal above the Moment and the War Doctor]''
-->'''The Moment:''' Okay... [[DidntSeeThatComing I wasn't expecting that.]]
* After Ten leaves, proclaiming that "[[CallBack he doesn't want to go]]", Eleven quips that "He always says that."
* The Tenth Doctor's very dramatic confrontation with the Zygon Commander disguised as Queen Elizabeth I... or at least, the person who he ''thinks'' is the Zygon Commander disguised as Queen Elizabeth I:
-->'''10th Doctor:''' And d'you know how ''I'' know you're a fake? Because you're such a bad copy. It's not just the smell. Or the unconvincing hair, or the atrocious teeth, or the eyes -- just a bit too close together. Or the breath that could stun a horse! It's because my Elizabeth -- the ''real'' Elizabeth -- would never be stupid enough to reveal her own plan! Honestly, why would you do that?\\
'''Elizabeth:''' ... Because it's ''not'' my plan. And I ''am'' the ''real'' Elizabeth.\\
'''10th Doctor:''' ...Okay. So. Backtracking a moment just to lend some context to my earlier remarks...
* The Eleventh Doctor continues his proud tradition of offering [[{{Metaphorgotten}} tortuous, completely pointless and unintelligible metaphors to compare his current situation to]]:
-->'''11th Doctor:''' You see, Clara, they're stored in the paintings in the Undergallery. Like Cup-A-Soups! Except you add time, if you can picture that. Nobody can picture that. Forget I said Cup-A-Soups.
* The Doctors pitch their plan to save Gallifrey to the Gallifreyan military command:
-->'''10th Doctor:''' General, we have a plan.\\
'''11th Doctor:''' We should point out at this moment, it is a fairly terrible plan.\\
'''10th Doctor:''' And almost certainly won't work.\\
'''11th Doctor:''' (''to Ten'') I was happy with "fairly terrible".\\
'''10th Doctor:''' Sorry, I was just... thinking out loud.
** All the while, the War Doctor, in the middle screen, turns his head to look at them as they talk.
* The three Doctors are interrupted by a party of Elizabeth's guards:
-->'''Lord Bentham:''' Where is the Doctor?! The Queen is bewitched! I would have the Doctor's head!\\
'''War Doctor:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Well, then. This has all the makings of your lucky day.]]
* When the Doctors use the ''Gallifrey Falls'' painting to enter the Black Archive, there is something hilarious about the Dalek screeching as it's forced back and used to break the glass.
* The cover story for the TARDIS being brought in:
-->'''Kate:''' So what's our cover story?\\
'''Osgood:''' Creator/DerrenBrown.\\
'''Kate:''' Again?\\
'''Osgood:''' We've sent him flowers.
* The Tenth Doctor high-fiving the TARDIS.
* Eleven's reaction to being told they're going to be locked in The Tower of London.
-->'''11th Doctor:''' Excellent! Breakfast at 8 please, and will there be [=WiFi=]?
* It's on-screen for just a few seconds, but there's a version of the famous painting "The Raft of the Medusa"...[[http://i.imgur.com/kFzqGbr.png except that all of the people in it are Cybermen.]]
* And of course the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hZrl-N3yps pre-movie introductions, one by Strax and one by the Doctors.]] Bonus points go to Strax for this zinger:
-->'''Strax:''' Popcorn can feel pain. *stuffs popcorn in mouth with close up of his Sontaran teeth obliterating it* Ah! Those tiny screams...
* The ending of "The Shakespeare Code" now makes sense. Try watching it after "TDOTD".
* The Moment gets in a zinger of a snark at the War Doctor and his angsting:
-->'''The Moment:''' If I ever develop an ego, you've got the job.
* The series {{Hand Wave}}s one of those FridgeLogic issues.
-->'''10th Doctor:''' Okay, you used to be me. You've done all this before. What happens next?\\
'''11th Doctor:''' I don't remember.\\
'''10th Doctor:''' How can you forget ''this?''\\
'''11th Doctor:''' Hey! Hang on, it's not my fault. You were obviously not paying enough attention.
* Before leaving, the War Doctor takes a shot at his previous selves:
-->'''War Doctor:''' And if I ever grow to be half the man you are... [[BaitAndSwitch Clara Oswald]].
* Clara getting to let the air out of all three Doctors' dramatic entrance at once:
-->'''War:''' Hello.
-->'''Ten:''' I'm the Doctor.
-->'''Eleven:''' Sorry about the Dalek.
-->'''Clara:''' Also the showing off.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWho2013CSTheTimeOfTheDoctor "The Time of the Doctor"]]]]:
* At the beginning of the episode, the Doctor beams onboard a ship, saying he comes in peace and has a piece of Dalek with him as a sign of bravery. When the occupants of the ship come out of shadows, he sees they're ''Daleks''.
-->'''Doctor''': Handles, I said put me on a ship. I didn't say put me on a Dalek ship. Don't put me on a Dalek ship when I'm holding '''''a broken bit of Dalek!'''''
** Then later, he boards another ship with Handles, the Cyberman head, only to discover it's a ''Cybermen'' ship.
* The [[NakedPeopleAreFunny holographic clothes]].
* Clara's dad's expression when he sees the naked Doctor. "Is he naked, or have I gone ''insane''?!"
** The fridge hilarity that sets in when the viewers realize something important about Clara and the Doctor's touchyfeely-ness as they landed on the snowy planet, and their subsequent rolling all over each other down the hill -- ''they were still naked''.
** There is also the fact Clara's grandmother was not complaining.
--->'''Granny:''' Are we playing twister now?
** When their backs are turned to discuss the matter, Clara's dad can be seen staring at the Doctor's butt before the camera cuts to Clara and the Doctor whispering about the awkward reception.
* The Doctor and Clara use the TARDIS to [[MundaneUtility cook a turkey more efficiently]]. The Doctor mentions that it's not the only thing she uses the TARDIS for, and tells her she should learn to use iPlayer.
* At one point, three of the Silents give each other high-fives. To be fair, they appear to be doing it to use a CombinedEnergyAttack. But it's still a funny visual.
* This bit of the exposition-laden conversation about the Kovarian chapter of the Silence responsible for "A Good Man Goes to War".
-->'''Tasha Lem:''' They engineered a psychopath to kill you.\\
'''The Doctor:''' ''Totally'' married her.
* Handles the Cyberhead. Too bad he "dies" so quickly.
* The two Sontarans who don't realize their cloaking field isn't cloaking ''them''. They have just enough time to [[OhCrap realize it]] before they go boom.
* The Papal Mainframe calling for an "Unscheduled Faith Change."
* The writers must've had ''way'' too much fun throwing sly digs at Matt Smith's eyebrows. And of course, the ROCKET FIN EARS!
* The fact that Matt Smith had shaved his head for a film role and was ''actually'' bald and wearing a wig during filming. (On a similar note, so was Karen Gillan.) Most shows would try very hard to hide this fact. Most shows would NOT specifically have the main character use the wig to hide an important plot point, show off the bald head underneath, and later have the character proudly proclaim "I'm wearing a wig!" under the effects of a truth field. Most shows are not ''Doctor Who''.
** And better yet, what was the big reason for the need for a wig in the first place? The Doctor shaved his head because... he got bored one day.
* More of a meta one, but Clara's stepmother bemoaning "Oh, that's nice, crying at Christmas." Yes, that's [[TearJerker terrible]].
* The Doctor and Clara unknowingly under the truth field:
-->'''The Doctor:''' I'm the Doctor. I'm a Time Lord from the planet Gallifrey. I stole a time machine and ran away and I've been ''flouting'' the principal law of my own people ever since. That wasn't quite what I meant to say!\\
'''Clara:''' I'm an English teacher from planet Earth, and I've run off with a man from space because I really fancy-- (''claps hand over mouth'')\\
'''Marta:''' I think, perhaps, you should stop talking till you get used to it.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Used to what?\\
'''Marta:''' What did you say your name was?\\
'''Clara:''' Bubbly personality masking bossy control freak.\\
'''The Doctor:''' I'm wearing a wig! No, ah, I see. Yes, of course. It's a truth field. Oh, that is so quaint. I haven't seen a truth field in years. I'm wearing a wig.
* A Weeping Angel is shown while The Doctor protects Trenzalore... and then [[NightmareRetardant it's revealed that a mirror is right in front of them, meaning that it's stuck in its own line of sight]]. And the mirror is even signed: "WITH LOVE FROM THE DOCTOR!"
* Eleven's regeneration into Twelve was... [[MoodWhiplash remarkably quick]]. He basically ''SNEEZED''.
* Twelve begins as the Doctor means to go on: ''making absolutely no sense.''
-->'''12th Doctor:''' (''first words'') KIDNEYS!
** It's even better in context. He's remarking that he has different kidneys this time, and that [[InsaneTrollLogic he doesn't like the color.]] And the way he says this is so helplessly petulant.
* A symptom of Twelve's regeneration sickness is apparently that he ''forgot how to fly the TARDIS.''
-->'''12th Doctor:''' Stay calm! Just ''one'' question: Do you happen to know how to fly this thing?
** Clara's [[OhCrap BULGING-eyed look of sheer, unadulterated]], "What the '''HELL!?'''" must be seen to be believed.
* The fact that the Silence are now effing ''priests'', of all things.
* The Doctor thought that the Tardis explosion was because he left the bath running.
[[/folder]]


* [[Funny/DoctorWho50thASTheDayOfTheDoctor "The Day of the Doctor"]]
* [[Funny/DoctorWho2013CSTheTimeOfTheDoctor "The Time of the Doctor"]]



[[folder:Series 7 / Season 33]]
[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS33PrequelPondLife "Pond Life"]]]]
* Part 1: The Doctor lays down some backing vocals, while wearing a backwards baseball cap.
** "Helmic Regulator's acting up again... oh dear. I seem to have collided with Ancient Greece. '''AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH'''--"
** Amy and Rory listen to all this, [[SeenItAll entirely unconcerned]], and appear to be playing a DrinkingGame while doing so.
* Pond Life [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm0dqb7rKpk Part 3]] features Amy and Rory waking up in the morning to see an Ood on their loo.
* Part 4. Butler Ood. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ikv0QbubV7Y Talk about guilty pleasures.]]
-->'''Rory:''' I feel so guilty.\\
'''Amy:''' Just eat your breakfast.
** Then they both give Butler Ood a thumbs up, while were the most awkward smiles ever.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E1AsylumOfTheDaleks "Asylum of the Daleks"]]]]:
* The {{Metaphorgotten}} continues...
-->'''The Doctor:''' A Dalek without a gun is like a tricycle with a roof.
* Amy's acid sequence from the nano-cloud overwriting her memories makes her see a room full of daleks as a crowd of people.Including a Little girl ballerina with flaming red hair. Ballerina Dalek. And you thought Donna making them spin was funny enough.
** And for bonus points, when we see the room as it really is that particular dalek can be seen slowly spinning in the background.
* Near the start of the episode:
-->'''The Doctor:''' How many Daleks?\\
'''Amy:''' Armed?\\
'''Rory:''' What colour? (''beat'') Sorry, all the good questions were gone.
* Before the title sequence, the Daleks ask the Doctor to save them. The Doctor's response?
-->'''The Doctor:''' Well, ''this'' is new!
* When the Daleks reveal that there's a signal coming from the very heart of their insane asylum planet, we promptly hear ''Carmen'' blaring over the loudspeakers. The Daleks, having no understanding of classical music, demand to know what it is:
-->'''Supreme Dalek:''' [[AC:What is the noise? Ex-plain! ''Ex-plain!!'']]\\
'''The Doctor:''' That's, uh, me.\\
'''Rory:''' Sorry, ''[[FlatWhat what?]]''\\
'''The Doctor:''' It's me, playing the triangle. (''chuckles sheepishly'') Got buried in the mix. ''Carmen!'' Lovely show...
** And then the Doctor has this unorthodox suggestion for the race of genocidal aliens:
-->'''The Doctor:''' Have you considered tracking back the signal and talking to them?\\
(''the Daleks just stare at him'')\\
'''The Doctor:''' (''to himself'') [[AskAStupidQuestion ...he asked the]] [[OmnicidalManiac Daleks...]]
* After the Daleks explain the situation, the Doctor wonders why they haven't sent in their own forces to deal with the situation. Turns out that ''[[TheDreaded the Daleks]]'' are too ''scared'' of going down into an asylum of their insane brethren.
* When the Doctor finds out how the Daleks plan on getting him into the Asylum...
-->'''The Doctor:''' You're going to fire me at a planet? That's your plan? I get fired at a planet and expected to fix it?\\
'''Rory:''' In fairness that is slightly your M.O.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Don't be fair to the Daleks when they're firing me at a planet!
* Rory thinking the Daleks are asking for [[InterruptedCatchphrase "eggs"]]. Sure, the audience probably knows what's coming, but Rory just [[PunctuatedForEmphasis DOES. NOT. GET IT!]]
* While talking to the Doctor, Oswin begins making playfully teasing remarks about [[LanternJawOfJustice his chin]], much to the Doctor's chagrin.
-->'''The Doctor:''' Oi, just what is ''wrong'' with my chin??\\
'''Oswin:''' Careful, you'll have someone's eye out with that thing.
** And later:
--->'''Oswin:''' Hello, "the Chin!"
* When the Doctor tells an insane Dalek to scan him:
-->'''The Doctor:''' Identify me, access your files, who am I? Come on! Who's your daddy?\\
'''Dalek:''' [[AC:[[BaitAndSwitch You are the Predator.]]]]
** When said Dalek decides to blow itself up in [[TakingYouWithMe a suicide attack against the Doctor]] after realizing it doesn't have the power left to shoot him, the Doctor uses his sonic screwdriver to open up its casing and hack its inner circuitry... then drops the head casing back into place with a cartoon-worthy ''CLANG!'' And then it turns out that the Doctor wasn't looking for a self-destruct countermand, but ''reverse.''
--->'''Dalek:''' (''helplessly rolling away from the Doctor towards its fellow Daleks'') [[AC:FORWARDS! FORWARDS! FORWARDS! FORWARDS! ''FORRRRRRWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRDS--!!'']]\\
(''the Dalek hits its comrades like a bunch of ninepins'') '''KABOOM!!!'''
* At the very end of the episode, to quote the recap page:
-->'''Recap:''' ...Amy and Rory rather effortlessly resolve their marriage, and the Doctor hastily bids goodbye to a collection of [[LaserGuidedAmnesia extremely confused Daleks]] who wonder who this Doctor person is and why he's babbling about an [[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E13ThePartingOfTheWays Oncoming Storm]].
* There's that one scene after Amy slaps Rory:
--> '''Oswin:''' Do you know how you make someone into a Dalek? Subtract love, add anger. Doesn't she seem a bit too angry to you?
-->'''Amy:''' [[ViolentGlaswegian Well. Somebody's never been to Scotland.]]

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E2DinosaursOnASpaceship "Dinosaurs on a Spaceship"]]]]:
* Just try not to laugh at the Doctor's giddiness while riding a triceratops in the episode's [[http://www.doctorwhobbc.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/s07e02_wall_4x3.jpg promo image.]]
* Rory being ''kissed'' by the Doctor, and his somewhat displeased/surprised reaction. It's funnier when you realize Creator/MattSmith did it on his own. It wasn't in the script.
* Rory's dad randomly carrying around a trowel and golf balls, and seeming confused as to why Rory considers that strange, thinking that everyone should do this. The trowel bit leads on to this:
-->'''Brian:''' You should put it on your Christmas list.\\
'''Rory:''' Dad, I'm thirty-one, I don't have a Christmas list anymore.\\
'''The Doctor:''' I DO!
** Rory just gives the Doctor a slow thumbs-up at this.
* The Doctor falls victim to CutenessProximity... upon seeing a ''fully grown triceratops''.
** When the triceratops is sniffing at Brian's pants and the golf-balls in his pocket:
-->'''Brian:''' What-do-I-do, what-do-I-do?! ''What's it doing!?!''\\
'''The Doctor:''' You don't have any vegetable matter in your trousers, do you Brian?\\
'''Brian:''' Only my balls.\\
'''Rory:''' (''facepalm'')\\
(''{{beat}}'')\\
'''The Doctor:''' ...I'm sorry?
* Amy's interactions with Nefertiti were also pretty funny.
-->'''Nefertiti:''' And you, Amy, are you also a queen?\\
'''Amy:''' (''after pausing shiftily'') Yes... yes I am.
** This response after Nefertiti asks if she's the Doctor's queen.
-->'''Amy''': No, no, I'm Rory's queen. Wife! I'm his wife. Please don't tell him I said I was his queen, I'll never hear the end of it.
* Riddell and Nefertiti are utterly hilarious.
-->'''Riddell:''' What you need is a brave, interesting man of action with an enormous ''weapon''. (''pumps electric rifle and leaves'')\\
'''Amy:''' So, it's the human sleeping potion or the walking innuendo. Take your pick.
* Amy and Riddell.
-->'''Riddell:''' This is a two-man job. (''Amy grabs stun rifle'') What are you doing?\\
'''Amy:''' I'm easily worth two men. You can tag along if you like.
** A little later...
--->'''Riddell:''' You know what I want most?\\
'''Amy:''' [[{{Hypocrite}} A class in gender politics?]]
* As Riddell and Nefertiti bicker behind her, Amy insists that [[HypocriticalHumor she will not stand for flirting companions.]]
* Brian has a good idea. The Doctor agrees.
-->'''The Doctor:''' Brian Pond, you are delicious!\\
'''Brian:''' I'm ''not'' a Pond.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Of course you are.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E3ATownCalledMercy "A Town Called Mercy"]]]]:
* Amy, [[RecklessGunUsage while waving a loaded gun around]]:
-->'''Amy:''' You've clearly been taking stupid lessons since I last saw you! '''*BANG*'''
** And then:
--->'''Isaac:''' Everyone who isn't an American put their guns down.\\
'''*BANG*'''\\
'''Amy:''' I didn't mean to do that.
* Also:
-->'''The Doctor:''' Anachronistic electricity, "Keep Out" signs, aggressive stares -- has somebody been peeking at my Christmas list!?
* The Doctor informing the preacher that his horse Joshua is actually called Susan and wants the preacher to respect his lifestyle choices. Yes, the Doctor speaks Horse now.
** The entire scene afterwards when he detects Kahler-Jex' ship plays out like he's having a conversation with one of his companions... except that the companion is a transgender horse.
* The Doctor is horrified when he thinks that the Gunslinger shoots people's hats.
* The way the Doctor saunters into the saloon, and orders his drink.
-->'''The Doctor:''' (''in an American accent'') Tea. But the strong stuff. Leave the bag in. (''starts making goofy faces as the toothpick he's chewing on gets stuck in his mouth'')
* The TARDIS was meant to go to Mexico. How'd it end up in Mercy? The Doctor blames Rory getting ''toast crumbs'' in the console.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E4ThePowerOfThree "The Power of Three"]]]]:
* The Doctor playing Wii Tennis.
* After UNIT break into Amy and Rory's home. While Rory is in his underwear.
-->'''Rory:''' There are soldiers all over the house, and I'm in my pants!\\
'''Amy:''' My whole life I've dreamed of saying that, and I miss it by being someone else.
* After Kate Stewart lists the ways UNIT have been testing the cubes, the Doctor says:
-->'''The Doctor:''' That's impressive. I don't want them to be impressive, I want them to be vulnerable with a nice AchillesHeel.
* The Doctor going stir crazy while watching the cubes and going on a rampage of activity. These include: Painting the fence, vacuuming the house, playing Wii Tennis, kicking a soccer ball, staring at cubes and a lot more. He gets back down and asks Rory how long it's been. It's only been an hour.
* Amy and the Doctor are being told about the cubes. Some respond to proximity and others cause mood swings. The room is dark and gloomy, everyone is serious, and then Amy opens the door of a chamber containing a cube... and it starts playing the chicken dance song. Made even better by the Doctor sticking his fingers in his ears slowly, with a completely serious face, as if facing the worst noise in all of existence. Considering the seriousness of the rest of the scene, it comes out of nowhere.
* At her secret UNIT base under the Tower of London, Kate Stewart has squads of trained beheaders. And Ravens of Death. Given her parentage, did you really expect her ''not'' to be a DeadpanSnarker?
* The Doctor can't understand how humans can live with only one heart.
* One of Rory's patients comes to him in a wheelchair...[[NoodleIncident with his foot stuck in a toilet.]] Rory's reaction is [[OhNoNotAgain "Again?"]]
* The Doctor's seemingly genuine surprise to learn that Amy and Rory have jobs when he's not around.
* When Amy, the Doctor and Rory are eating fish fingers and custard:
-->'''The Doctor:''' If I had a restaurant, this would be all I'd serve.\\
'''Amy:''' Yeah, right. You running a restaurant.\\
'''The Doctor:''' I've run restaurants. Who do you think invented the Yorkshire pudding?\\
''[Rory laughs, then does a double take]''\\
'''Rory:''' You didn't.
* When the Doctor claims the Shakri are Gallifreyan fairy tales, Amy comments on it. The Doctor's response?
-->''You can talk. A wolf in your grandmother's nightdress?''
* It's quite a subtle one, but the moment just after the cubes start doing stuff, the Doctor, Rory and Amy all meet up and share what their respective cubes have done with each one getting more impressive...and then Rory's dad comes in with ''his'' cube-story...
-->'''Rory:''' The cube in there just opened!\\
'''Amy:''' The cube upstairs just spiked me and took my pulse!\\
'''The Doctor:''' Mine fired laser bolts and now it's surfing the net!\\
(''Brian rushes into the house'')\\
'''Brian:''' You're never gonna believe this. My cube...just moved! It ''rattled''!
* When Rory mentions he's got to go to work, the Doctor is clearly confused that either he or Amy would ''need'' jobs, and Rory tries to counter by asking what the Doctor thinks they do when he's not around.
-->'''The Doctor:''' I imagine mostly kissing.\\
(''Rory makes a face as if to say 'fair enough'.'')
* The Doctor has no patience at all, as proven by the below quote.
-->'''Rory:''' You said we had to be patient!
-->'''Doctor:''' Yes! You! Not me! I hate being patient, patience is for wimps!

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E5TheAngelsTakeManhattan "The Angels Take Manhattan"]]]]:
* The ''Statue of Liberty'' is a Weeping Angel. When Rory sees it, he remarks, "I've always wanted to see the Statue of Liberty. I guess she got impatient."
* Out of nowhere, in the middle of an incredibly heartbreaking scene:
-->'''Amy:''' Do you think you'll just come back to life?!\\
'''Rory:''' [[LampshadeHanging When]] ''[[TheyKilledKennyAgain don't]]'' [[TheyKilledKennyAgain I]]?!
* The Doctor's attraction to Melody Malone. Who is, of course, his wife. Yowza.
* The Doctor's "final checks" have nothing to do with any mechnical trouble the T.A.R.D.I.S. might be having due to the "landing in a temporal blizzard" trick she just pulled off. It's adjusting his hair and fixing his bowtie. He has to look good for his wife, you know?

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS33CiNTheGreatDetective "The Great Detective"]]]]:
* The Paternoster Row gang and their increasingly desperate attempts to create a cover story for calling in a DarkerAndEdgier Doctor to check on him.
-->'''Vastra:''' I've calculated a 34% chance (the meteor shower) is the result of alien intervention!\\
(''{{beat}}'')\\
'''Vastra:''' ...24%.\\
(''{{beat}}'')\\
'''Vastra:''' ...Well they ''could'' just be meteors, but it's worth looking into!
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAAc6iDS01U Strax has declared war on the Moon.]]'' What's even better -- judging by Vastra and Jenny's exasperated reactions, Strax's cover story was probably NOT actually a cover story. He seems completely serious about the threat the Moon poses to the safety of the Earth, and they seem like they've heard his speech a few too many times before.
-->'''Strax:''' Too long the Moon has hung unmonitored and unsuspected in the sky! It has gained an enormous tactical advantage!\\
'''Jenny:''' ''There's no-one living there!''
* Jenny's rambling story about a professor who wants to split the world open with a giant drill ([[Recap/DoctorWhoS7E4Inferno sound]] [[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E8TheHungryEarth fami]][[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E9ColdBlood liar]]?).
-->'''Jenny:''' I think we should investigate. (''{{beat}}'') I mean... he doesn't actually have a giant drill... and he's not really a professor... and he was a bit drunk at the time and... singing a bit, but you know it's never too early to... investigate... a... drill...

[[AC:"Vastra Investigates"]]:
* Jenny does not seem to have warmed up to Strax any further. Also, he does not understand the concept of arresting someone to put them on trial.
-->'''Strax:''' Prepare for obliteration, Earthling scum!\\
'''Inspector:''' Actually, Mr. Strax, if you could just take him aside? I have some officers on the way.\\
'''Strax:''' As you wish! Human filth.\\
'''Jenny:''' (''exasperated'') Sorry. He's new.
* Vastra's [[http://25.media.tumblr.com/c8e5d739f32362fd4a33ffed846cdf66/tumblr_mfr74pTqUR1r78gl0o1_r1_500.gif innocent, wide-eyed smile]] through the Scotland Yard officer's awkward fumbling for words is ''priceless''.
-->'''Vastra:''' He is a genetically-modified clone warrior from outer space.\\
'''Inspector:''' ...makes sense...

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWho2012CSTheSnowmen "The Snowmen"]]]]:
* The Doctor pretending to be Sherlock Holmes.
* The Doctor's line on Strax:
-->'''The Doctor:''' He died for a friend of mine, then another friend [[BackFromTheDead brought him back]]. But I don't think his brains made the return trip!
* THE MEMORY WORM. Clara considers this true in-universe.
-->'''Clara:''' Why would I run? I know what's going to happen next and it's funny.
* Strax greeting Clara when she arrives at Vastra's hideout.
-->'''Strax:''' Do not attempt to escape, or you will be obliterated. May I take your coat?
* When Strax shows up to help the Doctor investigate:
-->'''Strax:''' Madame Vastra wondered if you needed any [[YourAnswerToEverything grenades]].\\
'''The Doctor:''' Grenades!?\\
(''{{beat}}'')\\
'''Strax:''' She ''might'' have said "help".
* When [[ButtMonkey Strax]] expertly analyzes the war zone, the Doctor kisses his head. He then makes one of the most hilarious [[http://25.media.tumblr.com/5deb491a8474dcf1822b6a67bb5eb8d0/tumblr_mfmomrdE8f1rsvfzbo2_500.gif faces]] in history.
** How does Strax respond? "[[TheComicallySerious Sir, please do not 'noogie' me during combat prep!]]"
* Vastra casually introducing herself and Jenny to the freaked-out maid.
-->'''Vastra:''' Hello, I'm a lizard woman from the dawn of time. And this is my wife!
* All of Clara's stories are true. Including the one where she was born behind the clock face of Big Ben ("accounting for my acute sense of time") and the one where she [[BlatantLies invented fish]] because she dislikes swimming alone.
* "Winter is coming." -- If you're a fan of ''Series/GameOfThrones'', this line is a hundred times funnier. Also becomes ActorAllusion once you remember Creator/JennaColeman is dating Richard Madden, who plays as Robb Stark in Game Of Thrones.
* Any time Jenny gets a chance to take a dig at Simeon is a cross between this and [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome CMoA]], but especially this:
-->'''Simeon:''' (''sneering'') I ''am'' honored tonight. The veiled detective ''and'' her... fatuous accomplice.\\
'''Jenny:''' (''mocking curtsy'') At your service.
** "We are ''married''!" "Which is more than can be said for you, 'ey, ''dear''."
* This charming banter:
-->'''Clara:''' After you!\\
'''The Doctor:''' After you!\\
'''Clara:''' After you! I'm wearing a dress! Eyes front, soldier!\\
'''The Doctor:''' My eyes are always front!\\
'''Clara:''' (''in a singsong voice'') Mine aren't...
* Anytime the Doctor and Strax start verbally sparring.
-->'''The Doctor:''' You think I'll go solve a mystery for any bint who smiles at me?! Who do you think I am?!\\
'''Strax:''' ''Sherlock Holmes.''\\
'''The Doctor:''' DON'T try to be clever, Strax, it doesn't suit you.\\
'''Strax:''' Yes, sir.\\
'''The Doctor:''' I'm the clever one, you're the potato one.\\
'''Strax:''' Yes, sir.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Now go away.\\
'''Strax:''' Yes... Mister Holmes.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Oi! Shut up! (''as Strax laughs'') You're not funny! Or clever! And you've got tiny little legs!
* Captain Latimer's response to discovering the Doctor and Clara together, the Doctor's innocent insistence that he's Clara's "gentleman friend" and they've been upstairs kissing, Clara's a working-class girl and moonlights as a barmaid, the house is surrounded by evil alien snowmen, there's a lesbian Silurian detective, her wife and a Sontaran butler in his foyer, his maid's fainted and there's a demonic ice-sculpture version of his children's former governess that's inexplicably talking like Mr. Punch coming after them from the top of the stairs:
-->'''Latimer:''' (''to Clara, [[AllLoveIsUnrequited hurt and small]]'')... [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking You have a gentleman friend]]?
** The way Matt delivers the kissing line is hilarious!
** Captain Latimer is also greatly impressed that Clara has such a remarkable amount of wisdom in the matters of family for one so very pretty. ''[[FreudianSlip Young]]''.
* When the Doctor is communicating with Clara at a distance and she gestures for him to come into the house and up to see her, the Doctor thinks he's just going to gesture back that he's leaving. The Doctor's hand, it turns out, disagrees:
-->'''The Doctor:''' ''Five minutes''?! Where did ''that'' come from?!
** This gets followed up on when the Doctor pulls his Punch-minus-Judy routine and that same hand, with Punch puppet still on, ''tries to make out with the Doctor'' and he reacts as though it's still moving of its own accord.
* Clara's take on the usual "It's bigger on the inside" routine.
-->'''The Doctor:''' Go on, say it. Everyone else does.\\
'''Clara:''' (''walks out and looks over the TARDIS'') It's smaller on the outside!\\
'''The Doctor:''' Okay, (''{{beat}}'') that's a first.
* The Doctor's failed attempt to SherlockScan Dr. Simeon:
-->'''The Doctor:''' Now, shut up. I see from your collar stub that you have an apple tree and a wife with a limp. Am I right?\\
'''Simeon:''' No.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Do you have a wife?\\
'''Simeon:''' No.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Bit of a tree? Bit of a wife? Some apples? C'mon, work with me here.
* "Do you have a goldfish named Colin?"
-->'''Minion:''' ... No.\\
'''The Doctor:''' (''absurdly smug'') Thought not.
* "Hey, I told you to stay in there." "Oh. I didn't listen!"
* A small one, but Jenny translating her wife's explanation of the snow:
-->'''Vastra:''' The snow is highly localized, and, on this occasion, not naturally occurring.\\
'''Jenny:''' It's comin' out of that cab by the front gate.
* What the children did when Clara was away-Digby drew 7 new drawings and [[SeriousBusiness they saw a dead cow.]]
* Clara's "other voice." The secret one that she speaks in a cockney accent. Then she slips back into it during the Ice Governess attack.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E6TheBellsOfSaintJohn "The Bells of Saint John"]]]]:
* As the Doctor is putting Clara to sleep after the Spoonheads take over her, he opens a pack of Jammie Dodgers and sniffs them. Then, the Doctor eats a Jammie Dodger, and it sounds like he's enjoying his cookie... A bit too much.
* The phone conversation between Clara and the Doctor; Clara has no idea that the Doctor is actually somewhere in the thirteenth century, and before she inadvertently clues him in to who she really is he's forced to give her tech advice like a grumpy IT guy.
* The Doctor's discussion with the monks about the phone conversation with Clara:
-->'''Monk:''' Is it an evil spirit?\\
'''The Doctor:''' It's a woman.\\
(''Monk crosses himself frantically'')
* When the Doctor shows up at Clara's home. Consider it from Clara's perspective: a guy dressed like a monk who enjoys hearing people say "Doctor Who" is the I.T. guy she was talking to moments ago.
* Clara asks him why he's pointing at the large blue box on the street corner when he refers to his "mobile phone".
-->'''The Doctor:''' ''Because it's a surprisingly accurate description!''
* His frenzied flat-handed pounding on the door, and his utter glee when it opens and he sees her.
* The realization that the eponymous "Bells of Saint John" refer not to a church, but to the phone in the TARDIS, which has the St. John's medallion.
* While getting dressed in his suit, the Doctor reverently takes out a small wooden box... and opens it to reveal his bow tie.
** He puts his fez on, with a look of satisfaction, but then throws it off. Then he uses it to collect change from a crowd after performing a "magic trick".
* When the Doctor [[ItMakesSenseInContext is trying to land a crashing plane after landing the TARDIS inside it.]]
-->'''The Doctor:''' I'm the Doctor; I'm an alien from outer space; I'm a thousand years old; I've got two hearts; [[SuddenlyShouting AND I CAN'T FLY A PLANE! CAN YOU?!]]\\
'''Clara:''' No!\\
'''The Doctor:''' No? Oh, well, fine; let's do it together!
** Not to mention how Clara gets dragged into the TARDIS, hauled out into the middle of an airliner in flight, stumbles into the cabin, and rides through a near-crash while engaging in a running perplexed dialogue with the Doctor ... all without putting down her cup of coffee.
* This conversation:
-->'''Clara:''' If you've got a flying time machine, why are we on a motorbike?\\
'''The Doctor:''' I don't take the TARDIS into battle.\\
'''Clara:''' Because it's made of wood?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Because it's the most powerful ship in the universe, and I don't want it falling into the wrong hands. Again.
* While he's getting Clara some coffee at the rooftop café, the Doctor grabs some cakes on display and begins eating them.
* The evil corporation searching for a blue police box through photographs all night leads to a NoodleIncident at Earl's Court, where there is a real Police Box.
* Clara speculates on what the TARDIS is ''really'' for:
-->'''Clara:''' What is that box, anyway? Why have you got a box? Is it like a snogging booth?\\
'''The Doctor:''' A what?\\
'''Clara:''' Is that what you do? You bring a booth? There's such a thing as too keen.
** And again later:
---> '''Clara:''' Is this actually what you do? Do you just crook your finger and people just jump in your snog box and fly away?\\
'''The Doctor:''' It is not a snog box!
* Turns out that most, if not all, of the employees on the Shard have accounts on Facebook and various other social networking sites. Previously, Clara made a quip about Twitter along the lines of it sucking the souls of people.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E7TheRingsOfAkhaten "The Rings of Akhaten"]]]]:
* The Doctor barking like a dog at various aliens in order to communicate with them. It's even funnier (and more {{Adorkable}}) when Clara does it.
* The Doctor and the really extraordinarily heavy door.
-->'''Clara:''' Did you just lock us in?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Yep.\\
'''Clara:''' With the soul-eating monster?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Yep.
* The Doctor's reaction to finding out Grandfather is the planet.
-->'''Clara:''' You're going to fight it, aren't you?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Regrettably, yes, I think I may be about to do that.\\
'''Clara:''' It's really big.\\
'''The Doctor:''' I've seen bigger.\\
'''Clara:''' Really?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Are you ''joking?!'' It's ''massive!''
* At the end, the Doctor says "Hoi mun!", which may make no sense for the normal viewer. But for [[BilingualBonus others]] who live in Hong Kong, he's saying "Open the Door!" in horrific Cantonese.
* Clara going a mile a minute asking how the TARDIS travels through time, with a wonderful case of {{Metaphorgotten}} on top, asking if time is made of stuff like "jam is made of strawberries". The Doctor's response to this?
-->'''The Doctor:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Well, not strawberries]], because that would be unacceptable.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E8ColdWar "Cold War"]]]]:
* The Doctor and Clara's introductory scene for the episode -- they're dressed fancy, as they expected the TARDIS to take them to...
-->'''The Doctor:''' VivaLasVegas!
* The TARDIS' choice of a safe bolthole: the Pole. Specifically, the South Pole.
-->'''The Doctor:''' Can I trouble you for a lift?\\
(''[[EverybodyLaughsEnding everyone laughs]], except the Doctor, who sarcastically mouths along'')
* The opening sequence: A Soviet submarine prepares to launch its nuclear missiles. Captain Zhukov gets ready to push the button... then the tension's broken as Professor Grisenko enters, singing Ultravox's "Vienna".
-->'''Professor Grisenko:''' Have I interrupted something?\\
'''Captain Zhukov:''' We were about to blow up the world, Professor.\\
'''Professor Grisenko:''' Again?
* When Clara assures the Soviets that they aren't spies.
-->'''Clara:''' Pretty bad spies, mate. I don't even speak Russian!\\
(''confused looks from the Russians'')\\
'''Clara:''' ...Am I speaking Russian? (''aside'') How come I'm speaking Russian?
* The massive "WTF?" look on the crewman's face when he sees the items they removed from the Doctor's pockets -- a Barbie doll and a ball of string.
* This exchange:
-->'''Grisenko:''' Is it true that you're from another time? From our future? Clara?\\
'''Clara:''' Yes.\\
'''Grisenko:''' Tell me what happens.\\
'''Clara:''' I can't!\\
'''Grisenko:''' Well, I need to know!\\
'''Clara:''' I'm not allowed!\\
'''Grisenko:''' Please! ''[[MoodWhiplash Ultravox!]]'' [[SeriousBusiness DO THEY SPLIT UP?]]

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E9Hide "Hide"]]]]:
* The Doctor taking a selfie picture of himself with the camera that's supposed to be used to take pictures of the ghost.
* The TARDIS' continued bitchiness about Clara, picking an image of herself as the person she can best interact with.
** Clara, in turn, calling the TARDIS "grumpy old cow."
* When the Doctor returns to the TARDIS and sees Clara is upset, the Doctor assumes the TARDIS said something mean and he scolds it like it's a child.
* Clara alternating between screaming, cheering, and laughing while flying solo in the TARDIS.
* Clara at the end. The Doctor has finally put together what's going on.
-->'''The Doctor:''' How do sharks make babies?\\
'''Clara:''' (''confused'') Carefully.
* The Doctor wants to know what's going on in the house:
-->'''The Doctor:''' Because I don't know, and ignorance is... what's the opposite of bliss?\\
'''Clara:''' [[TakeThat Carlisle?]]

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E10JourneyToTheCentreOfTheTardis "Journey to the Centre of the TARDIS"]]]]:
* When the three owners of the scavenger ship are quietly debating what to do with the TARDIS, having no idea what it is, a pair of arms loop over their shoulders and the Doctor unexpectedly leans into frame for the first time. You can just ''see'' the three guys thinking ''"WTF??"''
* "Red flashing light... means something bad. Get out of here fast? Or possibly, whatever you do, don't open this door..." (''thinks about it, opens door, *BOOM*'') "Bad decision!"
* Clara complaining about the TARDIS to the Doctor in the beginning of the episode as if she's complaining about a nasty boyfriend. The Doctor's advice? Get along with the TARDIS.
* The salvagers' sensors analyzing Clara detect "sass". And "[[OopNorth Lancashire]]".
* Clara bumps a Gallifreyan encyclopedia (which apparently exist in bottles) while she's trying to hide. She hurries to stand it upright again while batting at the purple Gallifreyan symbols floating from the bottle like they're annoying bugs.
* The Doctor continues to use fake TARDIS self-destructs on the unwary. "The old wiggly-button trick!" indeed.
* The Doctor describes Clara to the salvagers as "about this big"-- [[HugeGuyTinyGirl holding his hand at just above waist height.]]
* The exchange between the Doctor and Clara at the beginning:
-->'''The Doctor:''' You said--\\
'''Clara:''' I know what I said! I was the one who said it!\\
'''The Doctor:''' You said it was looking at you funny!\\
'''Clara:''' I was tired and overwrought, I didn't mean it! It's an ''appliance!'' It does a job!\\
'''The Doctor:''' It's a pretty cool appliance! We're not talking cheese grater here!\\
'''Clara:''' You're not getting me to talk to your ship that's probably bonkers!\\
'''The Doctor:''' *Starts stroking the console* It's OK, it's OK...\\
'''Clara:''' Eurgh, you're like one of those guys who can't go out until his mother approves.\\
'''The Doctor:''' It's important to me, we get along. I can leave you two alone together.\\
'''Clara:''' Now you're creeping me out.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E11TheCrimsonHorror "The Crimson Horror"]]]]:
* Starting out with a bit of meta-funny. Mark Gatiss said he wrote the episode specifically for the mother-daughter duo of Dame Diana Rigg and Rachel Stirling. Including the scene where Stirling has to call her mother a hag and hit her over the head with a cane.
* Edmund's brother fainting when he sees Vastra. [[RunningGag And Strax]]. [[RuleOfThree And the TARDIS disappearing]].
** "It asked for permission to enter... and then it ''fell over.''"
* Strax gets lost on the way to Sweetville, so he blames his horse. [[YouHaveFailedMe Then he takes out his laser rifle and prepares to execute it for incompetence]]. [[NoodleIncident Apparently, this is not the first time this has happened.]]
** Right after that scene, a {{Street Urchin}} named Thomas Thomas gives Strax directions to Sweetville, sounding like a GPS system due to how accurate his directions sound. (Well of course he sounds like a GPS, he's a [[StealthPun TomTom]].)
** The fact that Strax apparently relies on his horse to guide him to his destination.
* The Doctor hugging and kissing Jenny and jumping around after he is cured of the Crimson Horror. Right afterward, Jenny slaps him across the face.
* TheReveal that [[http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130511222736/monstermovies/images/f/f4/Tumblr_mmgcfmmmfz1recrtho1_500.jpg Mr. Sweet is actually a parasite who lives by sucking on Mrs. Gillyflower's chest.]] Yeah... the Reveal that a parasite that looks like a lobster is sucking on the chest of [[Series/GameOfThrones Olenna Tyrell]] is equal parts {{Squick}}, WTF, and hilarious.
* The RunningGag of the Doctor preparing to do something clever and Time Lord-y and a human coming in and hitting it with a chair/cane/fist until it is no longer a problem.
-->'''The Doctor:''' Hang on, hang on, I've got a sonic screwdriver!\\
'''Clara:''' Yeah? I've got a chair!
* The fate of the Red Leech:
-->'''Clara:''' So, what are you going to do with it?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Probably take it back to the Jurassic Age, out of harm's way.\\
(''Ada promptly beats it to a pulp'')\\
'''The Doctor:''' ...On the other hand...
* Jenny's utter exasperation with the Doctor's refusal to explain anything.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlS-q2yai7 The Doctor's... ahem...]] [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything sonic screwdriver appreciates Jenny's catsuit.]]
* Strax's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qzb5BP-YztA extremely enthusiastic entrance when saving the Doctor and Jenny, and Vastra rebuking him like a naughty child:]]
-->'''Strax:''' (''eagerly'') What now, Madame? We could lay mimetic cluster mines!\\
'''Vastra:''' Strax.\\
'''Strax:''' Or... dig trenches and fill them with acid!\\
'''Vastra:''' ''Strax!'' You're overexcited. Have you been eating Miss Jenny's sherbet fancies again? (''stern look'')\\
'''Strax:''' (''{{beat}}'') [[HesitationEqualsDishonesty ...No.]]\\
'''Vastra:''' Go outside and wait for me until I call for you.\\
'''Strax:''' But Madame--\\
'''Vastra:''' ''Go!''\\
'''Strax:''' (''leaving in a sulk'') I'm going to go and play with my grenades...
* The Doctor introducing Clara to Vastra.
-->'''Clara:''' ...what's going on?\\
'''The Doctor:''' (''[[JustAStupidAccent hilariously bad accent]]'') Oh, 'aven't ye 'eard, luv? There's trouble a' t'mill. (''{{beat}}'') ...she's a lizard.
* Clara's state when she emerges from the machine. She seems like she's been on ''something'' illegal, noting the Doctor like a 4-year-old.
* The MoodWhiplash when Ada learns the truth about her scars. Everything up to that point (characterization, mood, setting) would indicate that Ada would simply fall apart or collapse. Instead she gets ''pissed off.''
-->'''Ada:''' You '''HAG!!!'''
* At the end when Angie and Artie discover Clara's travels with the Doctor:
-->'''Artie:''' Is he an alien?\\
'''Angie:''' Why would he be an alien?\\
'''Artie:''' [[LanternJawOfJustice The chin.]]
* The fact that Mr. Sweet has ''his own little table and chair and plate and cutlery'' is enough to make anyone break into intense laughter.
* The Doctor sums up the show in one line again.
-->'''The Doctor:''' Hello, I'm The Doctor, you're nuts and I'm gonna stop you.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E12NightmareInSilver "Nightmare in Silver"]]]]
* The scene where Mr. Clever talks like Nine and Ten. He even says "Allons-y" in a fake French accent.
* The Doctor's chess battle against Mr. Clever is this in spades. Imagine ''Film/TheSeventhSeal'' (which the chess battle is a blatant ShoutOut to), but with two Doctors fighting each other like two siblings. It's like that.
* When Clara wants to know if the children she's babysitting are okay when the Doctor brings them back:
-->'''The Doctor:''' ...Well...it's complicated.\\
'''Clara:''' (''archly, holding a WaveMotionGun'') [[MamaBear "Complicated"]] ''[[MamaBear how?!]]''\\
'''The Doctor:''' "Complicated" as in... (''nervously'') ...walking coma. (''promptly holds up the chessboard like a shield'')
* The Doctor outlines the terms of his chess game with Mr. Clever to Clara:
-->'''The Doctor:''' If he wins, I give up my mind and he gets access to all my memories, including the knowledge of time travel; but if ''I'' win, he'll [[HeadsIWinTailsYouLose break his promises to get out of my head and]]... [[ExplainExplainOhCrap kill us all anyway.]]\\
'''Clara:''' That's ''not'' reassuring.\\
'''The Doctor:''' No.\\
'''Clara:''' Please tell me you can fix what happened to the children.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Children? Yeah, they're fine. Their brains are just in standby mode right now.\\
'''Clara:''' [[MamaBear That is]] ''[[MamaBear not fine!!]]''
* Clara interrupting the Doctor's fake love confession to her by slapping him across the face.
* It's probably due to how unbelievably hammy he was, but "Mr. Clever's" announcement that the Cybermen were approaching was hilarious.
-->'''Mr. Clever:''' Good news, boys and girls... '''''[[ChewingTheScenery THEEEEEEEEEEEY'RREEEE]] [[LargeHam HEEEEEEEEERRRRREEEEEEE!!!!]]'''''
** Heck, the commanding program of the [[TheStoic traditionally stoic and unfeeling]] Cybermen being such a LargeHam is hilarious in and of ''itself.'' One suspects that [[TooSpicyForYogSothoth invading the Doctor's mind ended up causing it to take on the properties of its host.]]
* At the very climax of the chess match, when the Doctor finally beats Mr. Clever in three moves as promised, the EnemyWithin has this hammy morsel of a VillainousBreakdown:
-->'''Mr. Clever:''' (''screaming'') [[PsychopathicManchild THAT'S]] ''[[PsychopathicManchild CHEATING!!]]'' (''promptly collapses face-first against the chessboard'')

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E13TheNameOfTheDoctor "The Name of the Doctor"]]]]:
* Strax insisting he has everything under control while a Whisperman is sticking its hand into his chest to grab his heart.
* What Strax does on his weekends off: go up to Glasgow for a bar brawl. And he has an [[FriendlyEnemies affable relationship with the guy he's brawling with]].
* The Doctor mentioning how weird it must've looked to Jenny, Strax and Vastra when he was kissing (an invisible to them) River Song. Cut to a shot of the three looking bewildered. To be more specific, the Doctor, whom River thought couldn't see her, finally decided to give her a TearJerker and [[HeartwarmingMoments heartwarming]] kiss, followed by:
-->'''The Doctor:''' [[MoodWhiplash Since nobody else in this room can see you, God knows how that looked.]]
* River sipping a flute of iced champagne in the conference, when all they were serving was tea (in ''Vastra's'' mindscape, no less):
-->'''Jenny:''' How did you do that?\\
'''River:''' Disgracefully.
* The Doctor discovering the Maitland kids have pulled one over on him. Clara wakes up from the conference call to find him wandering around the house blindfolded.
-->'''The Doctor:''' Mr. Maitland went next door, I offered to watch the kids. They wanted to go to the cinema but I said ''no'', I said no, not until you woke up, I was ''very firm''.\\
'''Clara:''' (''flatly'') At which point they suggested Blind Man's Bluff.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Yes, where are they?\\
(''Clara pulls the blindfold off in a businesslike manner'')\\
'''Clara:''' At the cinema.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Why, the little... ''[[UnusualEuphemism Daleks!]]''
* Vastra assumes that Clara will not be comfortable lighting her prehistoric unconsciousness candle, and takes preemptive measures.
-->"...However, as I realize you have no reason to trust this letter, I have taken the liberty of embedding the same soporific into the fabric of the paper you are now holding. Speak soon!"
** Jenna's just brilliant with her facial expressions. That look on her face right before she collapses was ''hilarious''!
* River's reaction when Clara explains that ''[[BlatantLies of course]]'' the Doctor's mentioned a Professor Song, she just thought it was a man. It's a strange mixture of bewilderment and taking offense.
** Her face just screams that she's going to kill him. [[NotHyperbole Again.]]
* And not long after, Strax calls River "young man". Looks like the Sontaran [[RunningGag still cannot tell human genders apart]].
* Strax referring to River as "the one with the [[EightiesHair gigantic head]]."
* Strax's reaction to the Doctor's tomb, compared to the others:
-->'''Clara:''' But what is it? The light?\\
'''Jenny:''' It's beautiful.\\
'''Strax:''' Should I destroy it?
* On River's gravestone:
-->'''River:''' (''completely calm'') If it isn't my gravestone, then what is it?\\
'''Clara:''' (''nervous but calm'') What do you think that gravestone really is?\\
'''The Doctor:''' (''busy, as they're about to be attacked'') A gravestone?\\
'''River:''' (''still calm'') Maybe it's a false grave?\\
'''Clara:''' (''getting nervous as the Whispermen approach'') Maybe it's a false grave?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Yep, maybe!\\
'''River:''' (''still calm'') Maybe it's the secret entrance to the tomb?\\
'''Clara:''' [[SuddenlyShouting MAYBE IT'S THE SECRET ENTRANCE TO THE TOMB!]]\\
'''The Doctor:''' Yes! Of course, makes sense! They'd never bury my wife out here!\\
'''Clara:''' Your ''what''?!
[[/folder]]


[[folder:Series 6 / Season 32]]
[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWho2010CSAChristmasCarol "A Christmas Carol"]]]]
* The reason Amy and Rory are in their Policewoman and Centurion outfits.
* The Doctor's entrance to the episode via the chimney:
--->'''The Doctor:''' ''[dusting himself off]'' Ah... Yes. Blimey. Sorry, Christmas Eve on a rooftop, saw a chimney. My whole brain just went "WHAT THE HELL!"
* Upon spotting the "weather control" device:
--->'''The Doctor:''' A big flashy-lighty thing, that's what brought me here! Big flashy-lighty things have got me written all over them! Not actually, but give me time, and a crayon.
* It's tricky to adapt ''A Christmas Carol'' yet again, but if you're going to do it, go for blatant LampshadeHanging all the way:
--->'''The Doctor:''' I've only got one night -- one night -- to make a very nasty man change his ways and let that spaceship land.\\
'''Amy:''' Doctor, I can't hear you. What's that noise?\\
''[the speaker on the street corner is blaring Christmas music]''\\
'''The Doctor:''' It's a Christmas carol.\\
'''Amy:''' What?\\
'''The Doctor:''' It's a Christmas carol.\\
'''Amy:''' What?\\
'''The Doctor:''' ''[realizing]'' It's ''A'' Christmas Carol!
* After the Doctor enters young Kazran's room [[ThereWasADoor through the window:]]
--->'''Young Kazran:''' Why did you come in through the window?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Because if I was going out the window, I'd be going the wrong way. Pay attention.
* The [[JediMindTrick psychic paper]]. The paper has said he's everybody from the King of Belgium ("The Idiot's Lantern") to possibly the Pope ("The Vampires of Venice"). When he wants it to simply say, "I'm a responsible adult," the lie is so big that it shorts out the paper. What deserves mention here is the way the whole thing is delivered:
--->'''The Doctor:''' I think you'll find I'm universally recognized as [[BlatantLies a mature and responsible adult.]] ''[flashes the psychic paper]''\\
'''Young Kazran:''' [[NoSell It's...just a lot of wavy lines.]]\\
'''The Doctor:''' [[PhlebotinumBreakdown Yeah, it shorted out.]] Finally a lie too big.
* Talking to young Kazran about the "Face Spiders":
--->'''Young Kazran:''' Are there any face spiders in here?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Nah. Not at this time of night. They'll all be sleeping in your mattress.
** Again when speaking to young Kazran:
--->'''The Doctor:''' Come on, we’re boys! And you know what boys say in the face of danger.\\
'''Young Kazran:''' What's that?\\
'''The Doctor:''' ... Mummy!
** And when there's a giant flying shark stuck in the wardrobe door (even funnier, it makes complete sense in context), snapping at them and the Doctor realises it's swallowed the sonic screwdriver, and there's a "good chance" the way it's stuck is holding its jaws open:
--->'''The Doctor:''' Just agree with me, 'cause I've only got two gos and then it's your turn.\\
'''Kazran:''' Two gos?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Two arms! Right then. Okay. Geronimo. Open wide!
* The bit during the "freezer-opening montage" when the door opens and Abigail goes "[[SheIsAllGrownUp Kazran!]]" in such a way that [[LoveTropes we all know what's coming]]. Bonus points to Kat Jenkins, a singer with no acting experience before the show, delivering the line in a rather different fashion than she cried "Doctor!"
** Incidentally, in the ''Confidential'', Michael Gambon claimed to be DistractedByTheSexy when she was on set with him. It's not clear whether he was serious or not.
* Also this, when Kazran is nervous about kissing Abigail and asks for the Doctor's advice:
--->'''The Doctor:''' It's this or go to your room and design a new kind of screwdriver. Don't make my mistakes.
* The Doctor explaining to Kazran and Abigail that they have to leave the party because he somehow got engaged to Creator/MarilynMonroe.
--->'''The Doctor:''' Marilyn! Get your coat.
* Amy appears as the Ghost of Christmas Present. Kazran gets an eyefull of her kissogram outfit. "A ghost? Dressed like ''that?''" Then she gets into a holographic shoving match with Rory.
* This exchange from the end:
--->'''Rory:''' Uh, got any more honeymoon ideas?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Well, there's a moon made of actual honey. Well, not actual honey, and it's not actually a moon. And technically it's alive, and a ''bit'' carnivorous. But there are some lovely views.\\
'''Rory:''' Yeah. Great. Thanks.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWho2011RNDSSpaceAndTime "Space" and "Time"]]]]
* The Doctor [[{{Metaphorgotten}} trying to explain]] some time travel {{Technobabble}} to Rory.
---> "We're just entering conceptual space. Imagine a banana. Or anything curved. Actually, don't, because it's not curved or like a banana — FORGET THE BANANA!"
* On Amy's driving skills:
--->'''Amy:''' He's just jealous because I passed my test first time.\\
'''Rory:''' You cheated, you wore a skirt... Did you ever see Amy drive, Doctor?\\

to:

[[folder:Series 6 7 / Season 32]]
[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWho2010CSAChristmasCarol "A Christmas Carol"]]]]
33]]
[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS33PrequelPondLife "Pond Life"]]]]
* Part 1: The reason Doctor lays down some backing vocals, while wearing a backwards baseball cap.
** "Helmic Regulator's acting up again... oh dear. I seem to have collided with Ancient Greece. '''AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH'''--"
**
Amy and Rory are listen to all this, [[SeenItAll entirely unconcerned]], and appear to be playing a DrinkingGame while doing so.
* Pond Life [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm0dqb7rKpk Part 3]] features Amy and Rory waking up
in the morning to see an Ood on their Policewoman and Centurion outfits.
loo.
* The Doctor's entrance to the episode via the chimney:
--->'''The Doctor:''' ''[dusting himself off]'' Ah... Yes. Blimey. Sorry, Christmas Eve on a rooftop, saw a chimney. My whole brain just went "WHAT THE HELL!"
* Upon spotting the "weather control" device:
--->'''The Doctor:''' A big flashy-lighty thing, that's what brought me here! Big flashy-lighty things have got me written all over them! Not actually, but give me time, and a crayon.
* It's tricky to adapt ''A Christmas Carol'' yet again, but if you're going to do it, go for blatant LampshadeHanging all the way:
--->'''The Doctor:''' I've only got one night -- one night -- to make a very nasty man change his ways and let that spaceship land.
Part 4. Butler Ood. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ikv0QbubV7Y Talk about guilty pleasures.]]
-->'''Rory:''' I feel so guilty.
\\
'''Amy:''' Doctor, I can't Just eat your breakfast.
** Then they both give Butler Ood a thumbs up, while were the most awkward smiles ever.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E1AsylumOfTheDaleks "Asylum of the Daleks"]]]]:
* The {{Metaphorgotten}} continues...
-->'''The Doctor:''' A Dalek without a gun is like a tricycle with a roof.
* Amy's acid sequence from the nano-cloud overwriting her memories makes her see a room full of daleks as a crowd of people.Including a Little girl ballerina with flaming red hair. Ballerina Dalek. And you thought Donna making them spin was funny enough.
** And for bonus points, when we see the room as it really is that particular dalek can be seen slowly spinning in the background.
* Near the start of the episode:
-->'''The Doctor:''' How many Daleks?\\
'''Amy:''' Armed?\\
'''Rory:''' What colour? (''beat'') Sorry, all the good questions were gone.
* Before the title sequence, the Daleks ask the Doctor to save them. The Doctor's response?
-->'''The Doctor:''' Well, ''this'' is new!
* When the Daleks reveal that there's a signal coming from the very heart of their insane asylum planet, we promptly
hear you. What's that noise?\\
''[the speaker on the street corner is
''Carmen'' blaring Christmas music]''\\
over the loudspeakers. The Daleks, having no understanding of classical music, demand to know what it is:
-->'''Supreme Dalek:''' [[AC:What is the noise? Ex-plain! ''Ex-plain!!'']]\\
'''The Doctor:''' It's a Christmas carol.That's, uh, me.\\
'''Amy:''' What?\\
'''Rory:''' Sorry, ''[[FlatWhat what?]]''\\
'''The Doctor:''' It's me, playing the triangle. (''chuckles sheepishly'') Got buried in the mix. ''Carmen!'' Lovely show...
** And then the Doctor has this unorthodox suggestion for the race of genocidal aliens:
-->'''The Doctor:''' Have you considered tracking back the signal and talking to them?\\
(''the Daleks just stare at him'')\\
'''The Doctor:''' (''to himself'') [[AskAStupidQuestion ...he asked the]] [[OmnicidalManiac Daleks...]]
* After the Daleks explain the situation, the Doctor wonders why they haven't sent in their own forces to deal with the situation. Turns out that ''[[TheDreaded the Daleks]]'' are too ''scared'' of going down into an asylum of their insane brethren.
* When the Doctor finds out how the Daleks plan on getting him into the Asylum...
-->'''The Doctor:''' You're going to fire me at
a Christmas carol.planet? That's your plan? I get fired at a planet and expected to fix it?\\
'''Rory:''' In fairness that is slightly your M.O.
\\
'''Amy:''' What?\\
'''The Doctor:''' ''[realizing]'' It's ''A'' Christmas Carol!
* After
Don't be fair to the Doctor enters young Kazran's room [[ThereWasADoor through Daleks when they're firing me at a planet!
* Rory thinking
the window:]]
--->'''Young Kazran:''' Why did you come in through
Daleks are asking for [[InterruptedCatchphrase "eggs"]]. Sure, the window?\\
'''The
audience probably knows what's coming, but Rory just [[PunctuatedForEmphasis DOES. NOT. GET IT!]]
* While talking to the Doctor, Oswin begins making playfully teasing remarks about [[LanternJawOfJustice his chin]], much to the Doctor's chagrin.
-->'''The
Doctor:''' Because if I was going Oi, just what is ''wrong'' with my chin??\\
'''Oswin:''' Careful, you'll have someone's eye
out the window, I'd be going the wrong way. Pay attention.
with that thing.
** And later:
--->'''Oswin:''' Hello, "the Chin!"
* The [[JediMindTrick psychic paper]]. The paper has said he's everybody from the King of Belgium ("The Idiot's Lantern") to possibly the Pope ("The Vampires of Venice"). When he wants it to simply say, "I'm a responsible adult," the lie is so big that it shorts out the paper. What deserves mention here is the way the whole thing is delivered:
--->'''The
Doctor tells an insane Dalek to scan him:
-->'''The
Doctor:''' I think you'll find I'm universally recognized as [[BlatantLies Identify me, access your files, who am I? Come on! Who's your daddy?\\
'''Dalek:''' [[AC:[[BaitAndSwitch You are the Predator.]]]]
** When said Dalek decides to blow itself up in [[TakingYouWithMe
a mature suicide attack against the Doctor]] after realizing it doesn't have the power left to shoot him, the Doctor uses his sonic screwdriver to open up its casing and responsible adult.]] ''[flashes hack its inner circuitry... then drops the psychic paper]''\\
'''Young Kazran:''' [[NoSell It's...just
head casing back into place with a lot cartoon-worthy ''CLANG!'' And then it turns out that the Doctor wasn't looking for a self-destruct countermand, but ''reverse.''
--->'''Dalek:''' (''helplessly rolling away from the Doctor towards its fellow Daleks'') [[AC:FORWARDS! FORWARDS! FORWARDS! FORWARDS! ''FORRRRRRWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRDS--!!'']]\\
(''the Dalek hits its comrades like a bunch
of wavy lines.]]\\
'''The Doctor:''' [[PhlebotinumBreakdown Yeah, it shorted out.]] Finally a lie too big.
ninepins'') '''KABOOM!!!'''
* Talking At the very end of the episode, to young Kazran quote the recap page:
-->'''Recap:''' ...Amy and Rory rather effortlessly resolve their marriage, and the Doctor hastily bids goodbye to a collection of [[LaserGuidedAmnesia extremely confused Daleks]] who wonder who this Doctor person is and why he's babbling
about the "Face Spiders":
--->'''Young Kazran:''' Are there any face spiders in here?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Nah. Not at this time of night. They'll all be sleeping in your mattress.
** Again when speaking to young Kazran:
--->'''The Doctor:''' Come on, we’re boys! And
an [[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E13ThePartingOfTheWays Oncoming Storm]].
* There's that one scene after Amy slaps Rory:
--> '''Oswin:''' Do
you know what boys say how you make someone into a Dalek? Subtract love, add anger. Doesn't she seem a bit too angry to you?
-->'''Amy:''' [[ViolentGlaswegian Well. Somebody's never been to Scotland.]]

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E2DinosaursOnASpaceship "Dinosaurs on a Spaceship"]]]]:
* Just try not to laugh at the Doctor's giddiness while riding a triceratops
in the face of danger.episode's [[http://www.doctorwhobbc.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/s07e02_wall_4x3.jpg promo image.]]
* Rory being ''kissed'' by the Doctor, and his somewhat displeased/surprised reaction. It's funnier when you realize Creator/MattSmith did it on his own. It wasn't in the script.
* Rory's dad randomly carrying around a trowel and golf balls, and seeming confused as to why Rory considers that strange, thinking that everyone should do this. The trowel bit leads on to this:
-->'''Brian:''' You should put it on your Christmas list.
\\
'''Young Kazran:''' What's that?\\
'''Rory:''' Dad, I'm thirty-one, I don't have a Christmas list anymore.\\
'''The Doctor:''' I DO!
** Rory just gives the Doctor a slow thumbs-up at this.
* The Doctor falls victim to CutenessProximity... upon seeing a ''fully grown triceratops''.
** When the triceratops is sniffing at Brian's pants and the golf-balls in his pocket:
-->'''Brian:''' What-do-I-do, what-do-I-do?! ''What's it doing!?!''\\
'''The Doctor:''' You don't have any vegetable matter in your trousers, do you Brian?\\
'''Brian:''' Only my balls.\\
'''Rory:''' (''facepalm'')\\
(''{{beat}}'')\\
'''The Doctor:''' ... Mummy!\n** I'm sorry?
* Amy's interactions with Nefertiti were also pretty funny.
-->'''Nefertiti:'''
And when there's you, Amy, are you also a giant flying shark stuck in queen?\\
'''Amy:''' (''after pausing shiftily'') Yes... yes I am.
** This response after Nefertiti asks if she's
the wardrobe door (even funnier, it makes complete sense in context), snapping at them Doctor's queen.
-->'''Amy''': No, no, I'm Rory's queen. Wife! I'm his wife. Please don't tell him I said I was his queen, I'll never hear the end of it.
* Riddell
and the Doctor realises Nefertiti are utterly hilarious.
-->'''Riddell:''' What you need is a brave, interesting man of action with an enormous ''weapon''. (''pumps electric rifle and leaves'')\\
'''Amy:''' So,
it's swallowed the sonic screwdriver, human sleeping potion or the walking innuendo. Take your pick.
* Amy
and there's a "good chance" the way it's stuck Riddell.
-->'''Riddell:''' This
is holding its jaws open:
--->'''The
a two-man job. (''Amy grabs stun rifle'') What are you doing?\\
'''Amy:''' I'm easily worth two men. You can tag along if you like.
** A little later...
--->'''Riddell:''' You know what I want most?\\
'''Amy:''' [[{{Hypocrite}} A class in gender politics?]]
* As Riddell and Nefertiti bicker behind her, Amy insists that [[HypocriticalHumor she will not stand for flirting companions.]]
* Brian has a good idea. The Doctor agrees.
-->'''The
Doctor:''' Just agree with me, 'cause I've only got two gos and then it's your turn.Brian Pond, you are delicious!\\
'''Brian:''' I'm ''not'' a Pond.
\\
'''Kazran:''' Two gos?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Two arms! Right then. Okay. Geronimo. Open wide!
* The bit during the "freezer-opening montage" when the door opens and Abigail goes "[[SheIsAllGrownUp Kazran!]]" in such a way that [[LoveTropes we all know what's coming]]. Bonus points to Kat Jenkins, a singer with no acting experience before the show, delivering the line in a rather different fashion than she cried "Doctor!"
** Incidentally, in the ''Confidential'', Michael Gambon claimed to be DistractedByTheSexy when she was on set with him. It's not clear whether he was serious or not.
* Also this, when Kazran is nervous about kissing Abigail and asks for the Doctor's advice:
--->'''The Doctor:''' It's this or go to your room and design a new kind of screwdriver. Don't make my mistakes.
* The Doctor explaining to Kazran and Abigail that they have to leave the party because he somehow got engaged to Creator/MarilynMonroe.
--->'''The Doctor:''' Marilyn! Get your coat.
* Amy appears as the Ghost of Christmas Present. Kazran gets an eyefull of her kissogram outfit.
Of course you are.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E3ATownCalledMercy
"A ghost? Dressed like ''that?''" Then she gets into Town Called Mercy"]]]]:
* Amy, [[RecklessGunUsage while waving
a holographic shoving match with Rory.
* This exchange from the end:
--->'''Rory:''' Uh, got any more honeymoon ideas?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Well, there's a moon made of actual honey. Well, not actual honey, and it's not actually a moon.
loaded gun around]]:
-->'''Amy:''' You've clearly been taking stupid lessons since I last saw you! '''*BANG*'''
**
And technically it's alive, and a ''bit'' carnivorous. But there are some lovely views.then:
--->'''Isaac:''' Everyone who isn't an American put their guns down.
\\
'''Rory:''' Yeah. Great. Thanks.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWho2011RNDSSpaceAndTime "Space" and "Time"]]]]
'''*BANG*'''\\
'''Amy:''' I didn't mean to do that.
* Also:
-->'''The Doctor:''' Anachronistic electricity, "Keep Out" signs, aggressive stares -- has somebody been peeking at my Christmas list!?
* The Doctor [[{{Metaphorgotten}} trying informing the preacher that his horse Joshua is actually called Susan and wants the preacher to explain]] some time travel {{Technobabble}} respect his lifestyle choices. Yes, the Doctor speaks Horse now.
** The entire scene afterwards when he detects Kahler-Jex' ship plays out like he's having a conversation with one of his companions... except that the companion is a transgender horse.
* The Doctor is horrified when he thinks that the Gunslinger shoots people's hats.
* The way the Doctor saunters into the saloon, and orders his drink.
-->'''The Doctor:''' (''in an American accent'') Tea. But the strong stuff. Leave the bag in. (''starts making goofy faces as the toothpick he's chewing on gets stuck in his mouth'')
* The TARDIS was meant
to Rory.
---> "We're just entering conceptual space. Imagine
go to Mexico. How'd it end up in Mercy? The Doctor blames Rory getting ''toast crumbs'' in the console.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E4ThePowerOfThree "The Power of Three"]]]]:
* The Doctor playing Wii Tennis.
* After UNIT break into Amy and Rory's home. While Rory is in his underwear.
-->'''Rory:''' There are soldiers all over the house, and I'm in my pants!\\
'''Amy:''' My whole life I've dreamed of saying that, and I miss it by being someone else.
* After Kate Stewart lists the ways UNIT have been testing the cubes, the Doctor says:
-->'''The Doctor:''' That's impressive. I don't want them to be impressive, I want them to be vulnerable with
a banana. Or anything curved. Actually, don't, because nice AchillesHeel.
* The Doctor going stir crazy while watching the cubes and going on a rampage of activity. These include: Painting the fence, vacuuming the house, playing Wii Tennis, kicking a soccer ball, staring at cubes and a lot more. He gets back down and asks Rory how long
it's been. It's only been an hour.
* Amy and the Doctor are being told about the cubes. Some respond to proximity and others cause mood swings. The room is dark and gloomy, everyone is serious, and then Amy opens the door of a chamber containing a cube... and it starts playing the chicken dance song. Made even better by the Doctor sticking his fingers in his ears slowly, with a completely serious face, as if facing the worst noise in all of existence. Considering the seriousness of the rest of the scene, it comes out of nowhere.
* At her secret UNIT base under the Tower of London, Kate Stewart has squads of trained beheaders. And Ravens of Death. Given her parentage, did you really expect her ''not'' to be a DeadpanSnarker?
* The Doctor can't understand how humans can live with only one heart.
* One of Rory's patients comes to him in a wheelchair...[[NoodleIncident with his foot stuck in a toilet.]] Rory's reaction is [[OhNoNotAgain "Again?"]]
* The Doctor's seemingly genuine surprise to learn that Amy and Rory have jobs when he's
not curved or like around.
* When Amy, the Doctor and Rory are eating fish fingers and custard:
-->'''The Doctor:''' If I had
a banana — FORGET THE BANANA!"
* On Amy's driving skills:
--->'''Amy:''' He's just jealous because I passed my test first time.
restaurant, this would be all I'd serve.\\
'''Amy:''' Yeah, right. You running a restaurant.\\
'''The Doctor:''' I've run restaurants. Who do you think invented the Yorkshire pudding?\\
''[Rory laughs, then does a double take]''\\
'''Rory:''' You cheated, didn't.
* When the Doctor claims the Shakri are Gallifreyan fairy tales, Amy comments on it. The Doctor's response?
-->''You can talk. A wolf in your grandmother's nightdress?''
* It's quite a subtle one, but the moment just after the cubes start doing stuff, the Doctor, Rory and Amy all meet up and share what their respective cubes have done with each one getting more impressive...and then Rory's dad comes in with ''his'' cube-story...
-->'''Rory:''' The cube in there just opened!\\
'''Amy:''' The cube upstairs just spiked me and took my pulse!\\
'''The Doctor:''' Mine fired laser bolts and now it's surfing the net!\\
(''Brian rushes into the house'')\\
'''Brian:''' You're never gonna believe this. My cube...just moved! It ''rattled''!
* When Rory mentions he's got to go to work, the Doctor is clearly confused that either he or Amy would ''need'' jobs, and Rory tries to counter by asking what the Doctor thinks they do when he's not around.
-->'''The Doctor:''' I imagine mostly kissing.\\
(''Rory makes a face as if to say 'fair enough'.'')
* The Doctor has no patience at all, as proven by the below quote.
-->'''Rory:''' You said we had to be patient!
-->'''Doctor:''' Yes! You! Not me! I hate being patient, patience is for wimps!

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E5TheAngelsTakeManhattan "The Angels Take Manhattan"]]]]:
* The ''Statue of Liberty'' is a Weeping Angel. When Rory sees it, he remarks, "I've always wanted to see the Statue of Liberty. I guess she got impatient."
* Out of nowhere, in the middle of an incredibly heartbreaking scene:
-->'''Amy:''' Do
you wore think you'll just come back to life?!\\
'''Rory:''' [[LampshadeHanging When]] ''[[TheyKilledKennyAgain don't]]'' [[TheyKilledKennyAgain I]]?!
* The Doctor's attraction to Melody Malone. Who is, of course, his wife. Yowza.
* The Doctor's "final checks" have nothing to do with any mechnical trouble the T.A.R.D.I.S. might be having due to the "landing in
a skirt... temporal blizzard" trick she just pulled off. It's adjusting his hair and fixing his bowtie. He has to look good for his wife, you know?

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS33CiNTheGreatDetective "The Great Detective"]]]]:
* The Paternoster Row gang and their increasingly desperate attempts to create a cover story for calling in a DarkerAndEdgier Doctor to check on him.
-->'''Vastra:''' I've calculated a 34% chance (the meteor shower) is the result of alien intervention!\\
(''{{beat}}'')\\
'''Vastra:''' ...24%.\\
(''{{beat}}'')\\
'''Vastra:''' ...Well they ''could'' just be meteors, but it's worth looking into!
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAAc6iDS01U Strax has declared war on the Moon.]]'' What's even better -- judging by Vastra and Jenny's exasperated reactions, Strax's cover story was probably NOT actually a cover story. He seems completely serious about the threat the Moon poses to the safety of the Earth, and they seem like they've heard his speech a few too many times before.
-->'''Strax:''' Too long the Moon has hung unmonitored and unsuspected in the sky! It has gained an enormous tactical advantage!\\
'''Jenny:''' ''There's no-one living there!''
* Jenny's rambling story about a professor who wants to split the world open with a giant drill ([[Recap/DoctorWhoS7E4Inferno sound]] [[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E8TheHungryEarth fami]][[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E9ColdBlood liar]]?).
-->'''Jenny:''' I think we should investigate. (''{{beat}}'') I mean... he doesn't actually have a giant drill... and he's not really a professor... and he was a bit drunk at the time and... singing a bit, but you know it's never too early to... investigate... a... drill...

[[AC:"Vastra Investigates"]]:
* Jenny does not seem to have warmed up to Strax any further. Also, he does not understand the concept of arresting someone to put them on trial.
-->'''Strax:''' Prepare for obliteration, Earthling scum!\\
'''Inspector:''' Actually, Mr. Strax, if you could just take him aside? I have some officers on the way.\\
'''Strax:''' As you wish! Human filth.\\
'''Jenny:''' (''exasperated'') Sorry. He's new.
* Vastra's [[http://25.media.tumblr.com/c8e5d739f32362fd4a33ffed846cdf66/tumblr_mfr74pTqUR1r78gl0o1_r1_500.gif innocent, wide-eyed smile]] through the Scotland Yard officer's awkward fumbling for words is ''priceless''.
-->'''Vastra:''' He is a genetically-modified clone warrior from outer space.\\
'''Inspector:''' ...makes sense...

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWho2012CSTheSnowmen "The Snowmen"]]]]:
* The Doctor pretending to be Sherlock Holmes.
* The Doctor's line on Strax:
-->'''The Doctor:''' He died for a friend of mine, then another friend [[BackFromTheDead brought him back]]. But I don't think his brains made the return trip!
* THE MEMORY WORM. Clara considers this true in-universe.
-->'''Clara:''' Why would I run? I know what's going to happen next and it's funny.
* Strax greeting Clara when she arrives at Vastra's hideout.
-->'''Strax:''' Do not attempt to escape, or you will be obliterated. May I take your coat?
* When Strax shows up to help the Doctor investigate:
-->'''Strax:''' Madame Vastra wondered if you needed any [[YourAnswerToEverything grenades]].\\
'''The Doctor:''' Grenades!?\\
(''{{beat}}'')\\
'''Strax:''' She ''might'' have said "help".
* When [[ButtMonkey Strax]] expertly analyzes the war zone, the Doctor kisses his head. He then makes one of the most hilarious [[http://25.media.tumblr.com/5deb491a8474dcf1822b6a67bb5eb8d0/tumblr_mfmomrdE8f1rsvfzbo2_500.gif faces]] in history.
** How does Strax respond? "[[TheComicallySerious Sir, please do not 'noogie' me during combat prep!]]"
* Vastra casually introducing herself and Jenny to the freaked-out maid.
-->'''Vastra:''' Hello, I'm a lizard woman from the dawn of time. And this is my wife!
* All of Clara's stories are true. Including the one where she was born behind the clock face of Big Ben ("accounting for my acute sense of time") and the one where she [[BlatantLies invented fish]] because she dislikes swimming alone.
* "Winter is coming." -- If you're a fan of ''Series/GameOfThrones'', this line is a hundred times funnier. Also becomes ActorAllusion once you remember Creator/JennaColeman is dating Richard Madden, who plays as Robb Stark in Game Of Thrones.
* Any time Jenny gets a chance to take a dig at Simeon is a cross between this and [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome CMoA]], but especially this:
-->'''Simeon:''' (''sneering'') I ''am'' honored tonight. The veiled detective ''and'' her... fatuous accomplice.\\
'''Jenny:''' (''mocking curtsy'') At your service.
** "We are ''married''!" "Which is more than can be said for you, 'ey, ''dear''."
* This charming banter:
-->'''Clara:''' After you!\\
'''The Doctor:''' After you!\\
'''Clara:''' After you! I'm wearing a dress! Eyes front, soldier!\\
'''The Doctor:''' My eyes are always front!\\
'''Clara:''' (''in a singsong voice'') Mine aren't...
* Anytime the Doctor and Strax start verbally sparring.
-->'''The Doctor:''' You think I'll go solve a mystery for any bint who smiles at me?! Who do you think I am?!\\
'''Strax:''' ''Sherlock Holmes.''\\
'''The Doctor:''' DON'T try to be clever, Strax, it doesn't suit you.\\
'''Strax:''' Yes, sir.\\
'''The Doctor:''' I'm the clever one, you're the potato one.\\
'''Strax:''' Yes, sir.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Now go away.\\
'''Strax:''' Yes... Mister Holmes.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Oi! Shut up! (''as Strax laughs'') You're not funny! Or clever! And you've got tiny little legs!
* Captain Latimer's response to discovering the Doctor and Clara together, the Doctor's innocent insistence that he's Clara's "gentleman friend" and they've been upstairs kissing, Clara's a working-class girl and moonlights as a barmaid, the house is surrounded by evil alien snowmen, there's a lesbian Silurian detective, her wife and a Sontaran butler in his foyer, his maid's fainted and there's a demonic ice-sculpture version of his children's former governess that's inexplicably talking like Mr. Punch coming after them from the top of the stairs:
-->'''Latimer:''' (''to Clara, [[AllLoveIsUnrequited hurt and small]]'')... [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking You have a gentleman friend]]?
** The way Matt delivers the kissing line is hilarious!
** Captain Latimer is also greatly impressed that Clara has such a remarkable amount of wisdom in the matters of family for one so very pretty. ''[[FreudianSlip Young]]''.
* When the Doctor is communicating with Clara at a distance and she gestures for him to come into the house and up to see her, the Doctor thinks he's just going to gesture back that he's leaving. The Doctor's hand, it turns out, disagrees:
-->'''The Doctor:''' ''Five minutes''?! Where did ''that'' come from?!
** This gets followed up on when the Doctor pulls his Punch-minus-Judy routine and that same hand, with Punch puppet still on, ''tries to make out with the Doctor'' and he reacts as though it's still moving of its own accord.
* Clara's take on the usual "It's bigger on the inside" routine.
-->'''The Doctor:''' Go on, say it. Everyone else does.\\
'''Clara:''' (''walks out and looks over the TARDIS'') It's smaller on the outside!\\
'''The Doctor:''' Okay, (''{{beat}}'') that's a first.
* The Doctor's failed attempt to SherlockScan Dr. Simeon:
-->'''The Doctor:''' Now, shut up. I see from your collar stub that you have an apple tree and a wife with a limp. Am I right?\\
'''Simeon:''' No.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Do you have a wife?\\
'''Simeon:''' No.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Bit of a tree? Bit of a wife? Some apples? C'mon, work with me here.
* "Do you have a goldfish named Colin?"
-->'''Minion:''' ... No.\\
'''The Doctor:''' (''absurdly smug'') Thought not.
* "Hey, I told you to stay in there." "Oh. I didn't listen!"
* A small one, but Jenny translating her wife's explanation of the snow:
-->'''Vastra:''' The snow is highly localized, and, on this occasion, not naturally occurring.\\
'''Jenny:''' It's comin' out of that cab by the front gate.
* What the children did when Clara was away-Digby drew 7 new drawings and [[SeriousBusiness they saw a dead cow.]]
* Clara's "other voice." The secret one that she speaks in a cockney accent. Then she slips back into it during the Ice Governess attack.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E6TheBellsOfSaintJohn "The Bells of Saint John"]]]]:
* As the Doctor is putting Clara to sleep after the Spoonheads take over her, he opens a pack of Jammie Dodgers and sniffs them. Then, the Doctor eats a Jammie Dodger, and it sounds like he's enjoying his cookie... A bit too much.
* The phone conversation between Clara and the Doctor; Clara has no idea that the Doctor is actually somewhere in the thirteenth century, and before she inadvertently clues him in to who she really is he's forced to give her tech advice like a grumpy IT guy.
* The Doctor's discussion with the monks about the phone conversation with Clara:
-->'''Monk:''' Is it an evil spirit?\\
'''The Doctor:''' It's a woman.\\
(''Monk crosses himself frantically'')
* When the Doctor shows up at Clara's home. Consider it from Clara's perspective: a guy dressed like a monk who enjoys hearing people say "Doctor Who" is the I.T. guy she was talking to moments ago.
* Clara asks him why he's pointing at the large blue box on the street corner when he refers to his "mobile phone".
-->'''The Doctor:''' ''Because it's a surprisingly accurate description!''
* His frenzied flat-handed pounding on the door, and his utter glee when it opens and he sees her.
* The realization that the eponymous "Bells of Saint John" refer not to a church, but to the phone in the TARDIS, which has the St. John's medallion.
* While getting dressed in his suit, the Doctor reverently takes out a small wooden box... and opens it to reveal his bow tie.
** He puts his fez on, with a look of satisfaction, but then throws it off. Then he uses it to collect change from a crowd after performing a "magic trick".
* When the Doctor [[ItMakesSenseInContext is trying to land a crashing plane after landing the TARDIS inside it.]]
-->'''The Doctor:''' I'm the Doctor; I'm an alien from outer space; I'm a thousand years old; I've got two hearts; [[SuddenlyShouting AND I CAN'T FLY A PLANE! CAN YOU?!]]\\
'''Clara:''' No!\\
'''The Doctor:''' No? Oh, well, fine; let's do it together!
** Not to mention how Clara gets dragged into the TARDIS, hauled out into the middle of an airliner in flight, stumbles into the cabin, and rides through a near-crash while engaging in a running perplexed dialogue with the Doctor ... all without putting down her cup of coffee.
* This conversation:
-->'''Clara:''' If you've got a flying time machine, why are we on a motorbike?\\
'''The Doctor:''' I don't take the TARDIS into battle.\\
'''Clara:''' Because it's made of wood?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Because it's the most powerful ship in the universe, and I don't want it falling into the wrong hands. Again.
* While he's getting Clara some coffee at the rooftop café, the Doctor grabs some cakes on display and begins eating them.
* The evil corporation searching for a blue police box through photographs all night leads to a NoodleIncident at Earl's Court, where there is a real Police Box.
* Clara speculates on what the TARDIS is ''really'' for:
-->'''Clara:''' What is that box, anyway? Why have you got a box? Is it like a snogging booth?\\
'''The Doctor:''' A what?\\
'''Clara:''' Is that what you do? You bring a booth? There's such a thing as too keen.
** And again later:
---> '''Clara:''' Is this actually what you do? Do you just crook your finger and people just jump in your snog box and fly away?\\
'''The Doctor:''' It is not a snog box!
* Turns out that most, if not all, of the employees on the Shard have accounts on Facebook and various other social networking sites. Previously, Clara made a quip about Twitter along the lines of it sucking the souls of people.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E7TheRingsOfAkhaten "The Rings of Akhaten"]]]]:
* The Doctor barking like a dog at various aliens in order to communicate with them. It's even funnier (and more {{Adorkable}}) when Clara does it.
* The Doctor and the really extraordinarily heavy door.
-->'''Clara:'''
Did you ever see Amy drive, Doctor?\\just lock us in?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Yep.\\
'''Clara:''' With the soul-eating monster?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Yep.
* The Doctor's reaction to finding out Grandfather is the planet.
-->'''Clara:''' You're going to fight it, aren't you?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Regrettably, yes, I think I may be about to do that.\\
'''Clara:''' It's really big.\\
'''The Doctor:''' I've seen bigger.\\
'''Clara:''' Really?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Are you ''joking?!'' It's ''massive!''
* At the end, the Doctor says "Hoi mun!", which may make no sense for the normal viewer. But for [[BilingualBonus others]] who live in Hong Kong, he's saying "Open the Door!" in horrific Cantonese.
* Clara going a mile a minute asking how the TARDIS travels through time, with a wonderful case of {{Metaphorgotten}} on top, asking if time is made of stuff like "jam is made of strawberries". The Doctor's response to this?
-->'''The Doctor:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Well, not strawberries]], because that would be unacceptable.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E8ColdWar "Cold War"]]]]:
* The Doctor and Clara's introductory scene for the episode -- they're dressed fancy, as they expected the TARDIS to take them to...
-->'''The Doctor:''' VivaLasVegas!
* The TARDIS' choice of a safe bolthole: the Pole. Specifically, the South Pole.
-->'''The Doctor:''' Can I trouble you for a lift?\\
(''[[EverybodyLaughsEnding everyone laughs]], except the Doctor, who sarcastically mouths along'')
* The opening sequence: A Soviet submarine prepares to launch its nuclear missiles. Captain Zhukov gets ready to push the button... then the tension's broken as Professor Grisenko enters, singing Ultravox's "Vienna".
-->'''Professor Grisenko:''' Have I interrupted something?\\
'''Captain Zhukov:''' We were about to blow up the world, Professor.\\
'''Professor Grisenko:''' Again?
* When Clara assures the Soviets that they aren't spies.
-->'''Clara:''' Pretty bad spies, mate. I don't even speak Russian!\\
(''confused looks from the Russians'')\\
'''Clara:''' ...Am I speaking Russian? (''aside'') How come I'm speaking Russian?
* The massive "WTF?" look on the crewman's face when he sees the items they removed from the Doctor's pockets -- a Barbie doll and a ball of string.
* This exchange:
-->'''Grisenko:''' Is it true that you're from another time? From our future? Clara?\\
'''Clara:''' Yes.\\
'''Grisenko:''' Tell me what happens.\\
'''Clara:''' I can't!\\
'''Grisenko:''' Well, I need to know!\\
'''Clara:''' I'm not allowed!\\
'''Grisenko:''' Please! ''[[MoodWhiplash Ultravox!]]'' [[SeriousBusiness DO THEY SPLIT UP?]]

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E9Hide "Hide"]]]]:
* The Doctor taking a selfie picture of himself with the camera that's supposed to be used to take pictures of the ghost.
* The TARDIS' continued bitchiness about Clara, picking an image of herself as the person she can best interact with.
** Clara, in turn, calling the TARDIS "grumpy old cow."
* When the Doctor returns to the TARDIS and sees Clara is upset, the Doctor assumes the TARDIS said something mean and he scolds it like it's a child.
* Clara alternating between screaming, cheering, and laughing while flying solo in the TARDIS.
* Clara at the end. The Doctor has finally put together what's going on.
-->'''The Doctor:''' How do sharks make babies?\\
'''Clara:''' (''confused'') Carefully.
* The Doctor wants to know what's going on in the house:
-->'''The Doctor:''' Because I don't know, and ignorance is... what's the opposite of bliss?\\
'''Clara:''' [[TakeThat Carlisle?]]

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E10JourneyToTheCentreOfTheTardis "Journey to the Centre of the TARDIS"]]]]:
* When the three owners of the scavenger ship are quietly debating what to do with the TARDIS, having no idea what it is, a pair of arms loop over their shoulders and the Doctor unexpectedly leans into frame for the first time. You can just ''see'' the three guys thinking ''"WTF??"''
* "Red flashing light... means something bad. Get out of here fast? Or possibly, whatever you do, don't open this door..." (''thinks about it, opens door, *BOOM*'') "Bad decision!"
* Clara complaining about the TARDIS to the Doctor in the beginning of the episode as if she's complaining about a nasty boyfriend. The Doctor's advice? Get along with the TARDIS.
* The salvagers' sensors analyzing Clara detect "sass". And "[[OopNorth Lancashire]]".
* Clara bumps a Gallifreyan encyclopedia (which apparently exist in bottles) while she's trying to hide. She hurries to stand it upright again while batting at the purple Gallifreyan symbols floating from the bottle like they're annoying bugs.
* The Doctor continues to use fake TARDIS self-destructs on the unwary. "The old wiggly-button trick!" indeed.
* The Doctor describes Clara to the salvagers as "about this big"-- [[HugeGuyTinyGirl holding his hand at just above waist height.]]
* The exchange between the Doctor and Clara at the beginning:
-->'''The Doctor:''' You said--\\
'''Clara:''' I know what I said! I was the one who said it!\\
'''The Doctor:''' You said it was looking at you funny!\\
'''Clara:''' I was tired and overwrought, I didn't mean it! It's an ''appliance!'' It does a job!\\
'''The Doctor:''' It's a pretty cool appliance! We're not talking cheese grater here!\\
'''Clara:''' You're not getting me to talk to your ship that's probably bonkers!\\
'''The Doctor:''' *Starts stroking the console* It's OK, it's OK...\\
'''Clara:''' Eurgh, you're like one of those guys who can't go out until his mother approves.\\
'''The Doctor:''' It's important to me, we get along. I can leave you two alone together.\\
'''Clara:''' Now you're creeping me out.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E11TheCrimsonHorror "The Crimson Horror"]]]]:
* Starting out with a bit of meta-funny. Mark Gatiss said he wrote the episode specifically for the mother-daughter duo of Dame Diana Rigg and Rachel Stirling. Including the scene where Stirling has to call her mother a hag and hit her over the head with a cane.
* Edmund's brother fainting when he sees Vastra. [[RunningGag And Strax]]. [[RuleOfThree And the TARDIS disappearing]].
** "It asked for permission to enter... and then it ''fell over.''"
* Strax gets lost on the way to Sweetville, so he blames his horse. [[YouHaveFailedMe Then he takes out his laser rifle and prepares to execute it for incompetence]]. [[NoodleIncident Apparently, this is not the first time this has happened.]]
** Right after that scene, a {{Street Urchin}} named Thomas Thomas gives Strax directions to Sweetville, sounding like a GPS system due to how accurate his directions sound. (Well of course he sounds like a GPS, he's a [[StealthPun TomTom]].)
** The fact that Strax apparently relies on his horse to guide him to his destination.
* The Doctor hugging and kissing Jenny and jumping around after he is cured of the Crimson Horror. Right afterward, Jenny slaps him across the face.
* TheReveal that [[http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130511222736/monstermovies/images/f/f4/Tumblr_mmgcfmmmfz1recrtho1_500.jpg Mr. Sweet is actually a parasite who lives by sucking on Mrs. Gillyflower's chest.]] Yeah... the Reveal that a parasite that looks like a lobster is sucking on the chest of [[Series/GameOfThrones Olenna Tyrell]] is equal parts {{Squick}}, WTF, and hilarious.
* The RunningGag of the Doctor preparing to do something clever and Time Lord-y and a human coming in and hitting it with a chair/cane/fist until it is no longer a problem.
-->'''The Doctor:''' Hang on, hang on, I've got a sonic screwdriver!\\
'''Clara:''' Yeah? I've got a chair!
* The fate of the Red Leech:
-->'''Clara:''' So, what are you going to do with it?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Probably take it back to the Jurassic Age, out of harm's way.\\
(''Ada promptly beats it to a pulp'')\\
'''The Doctor:''' ...On the other hand...
* Jenny's utter exasperation with the Doctor's refusal to explain anything.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlS-q2yai7 The Doctor's... ahem...]] [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything sonic screwdriver appreciates Jenny's catsuit.]]
* Strax's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qzb5BP-YztA extremely enthusiastic entrance when saving the Doctor and Jenny, and Vastra rebuking him like a naughty child:]]
-->'''Strax:''' (''eagerly'') What now, Madame? We could lay mimetic cluster mines!\\
'''Vastra:''' Strax.\\
'''Strax:''' Or... dig trenches and fill them with acid!\\
'''Vastra:''' ''Strax!'' You're overexcited. Have you been eating Miss Jenny's sherbet fancies again? (''stern look'')\\
'''Strax:''' (''{{beat}}'') [[HesitationEqualsDishonesty ...No.]]\\
'''Vastra:''' Go outside and wait for me until I call for you.\\
'''Strax:''' But Madame--\\
'''Vastra:''' ''Go!''\\
'''Strax:''' (''leaving in a sulk'') I'm going to go and play with my grenades...
* The Doctor introducing Clara to Vastra.
-->'''Clara:''' ...what's going on?\\
'''The Doctor:''' (''[[JustAStupidAccent hilariously bad accent]]'') Oh, 'aven't ye 'eard, luv? There's trouble a' t'mill. (''{{beat}}'') ...she's a lizard.
* Clara's state when she emerges from the machine. She seems like she's been on ''something'' illegal, noting the Doctor like a 4-year-old.
* The MoodWhiplash when Ada learns the truth about her scars. Everything up to that point (characterization, mood, setting) would indicate that Ada would simply fall apart or collapse. Instead she gets ''pissed off.''
-->'''Ada:''' You '''HAG!!!'''
* At the end when Angie and Artie discover Clara's travels with the Doctor:
-->'''Artie:''' Is he an alien?\\
'''Angie:''' Why would he be an alien?\\
'''Artie:''' [[LanternJawOfJustice The chin.]]
* The fact that Mr. Sweet has ''his own little table and chair and plate and cutlery'' is enough to make anyone break into intense laughter.
* The Doctor sums up the show in one line again.
-->'''The Doctor:''' Hello, I'm The Doctor, you're nuts and I'm gonna stop you.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E12NightmareInSilver "Nightmare in Silver"]]]]
* The scene where Mr. Clever talks like Nine and Ten. He even says "Allons-y" in a fake French accent.
* The Doctor's chess battle against Mr. Clever is this in spades. Imagine ''Film/TheSeventhSeal'' (which the chess battle is a blatant ShoutOut to), but with two Doctors fighting each other like two siblings. It's like that.
* When Clara wants to know if the children she's babysitting are okay when the Doctor brings them back:
-->'''The Doctor:''' ...Well...it's complicated.\\
'''Clara:''' (''archly, holding a WaveMotionGun'') [[MamaBear "Complicated"]] ''[[MamaBear how?!]]''\\
'''The Doctor:''' "Complicated" as in... (''nervously'') ...walking coma. (''promptly holds up the chessboard like a shield'')
* The Doctor outlines the terms of his chess game with Mr. Clever to Clara:
-->'''The Doctor:''' If he wins, I give up my mind and he gets access to all my memories, including the knowledge of time travel; but if ''I'' win, he'll [[HeadsIWinTailsYouLose break his promises to get out of my head and]]... [[ExplainExplainOhCrap kill us all anyway.]]\\
'''Clara:''' That's ''not'' reassuring.\\



'''Rory:''' Neither did her driving instructor.
* After Rory drops something important:
--->'''Amy:''' It's my fault...\\
'''The Doctor:''' Of course it's not your fault.\\
'''Rory:''' It kind of is.\\
'''The Doctor:''' How?\\
'''Amy:''' Because it was my skirt, and my husband, and your glass floor.\\
'''The Doctor:''' ...Oh, ''Rory!''\\
'''Rory:''' ''[still looking]'' Sorry.
* Amy pretend flirting with herself. And this:
--->'''The Doctor:''' Oh, this is how it all ends. Pond flirting with herself, true love at last... Sorry, Rory.\\
'''Rory:''' ''[staring at both Amys]'' ''[[GirlOnGirlIsHot Absolutely]]'' [[TwinThreesomeFantasy no problem at all.]]
* After the second Amy walks in:
--->'''The Doctor:''' When does this Amy walk inside the box? We need to maintain the timeline.\\
'''Amy:''' As soon as she slaps Rory.\\
'''Amy:''' Okay.\\
'''Rory:''' Ha! No. Why do I get slapped?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Because we have to stick to the established chain of events. One mistake, and the whole timeline could collapse. We'd end up with two Amy Ponds forever, and then what would you do.\\
'''Rory:''' ''[{{beat}}; looks at Amy as if to say "[[TwinThreesomeFantasy Well...]]"]''\\
'''Amy:''' Oh! ''[slaps Rory]''\\
'''The Doctor:''' [[SelfFulfillingProphecy Right!]] Off you go!
* "THE WIBBLY LEVER!"

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E1TheImpossibleAstronaut "The Impossible Astronaut"]]]]
* The Doctor waving out of the TV screen just as Rory says, "So you think he's waving at us out of history?" And yes he is wearing a fez during that, probably the one place it couldn't be destroyed.
* The Doctor turns up in America wearing a Stetson ("Stetsons are cool"), only to have River Song ''shoot it off his head''.
* A blink-and-you'll-miss-it one; when the Doctor shows up in the diner, Rory pokes him in mild shock. A call back to "The Pandorica Opens", perhaps?
* River slaps the younger Doctor when he shapes to hug her.
* The companions are having a serious conversation below the glass floor of the TARDIS, and the Doctor gets annoyed that all of them are down there instead of paying attention to him.
--->'''The Doctor:''' I'm being extremely clever up here and there's no-one to stand around looking impressed. What's the point in having you all?
* Just after the Doctor has landed the cloaked TARDIS in the Oval Office and is in the room making notes while Nixon and Canton listen to the recorded phone call. Nixon turns around and notices the Doctor, interrupting the conversation, at which point the Doctor, noticing the lack of conversation, looks up and waves for them to continue... before realizing that he's not supposed to be there.
* The OhCrap moment the Doctor gets when he's spying in the Oval Office and realizes the people can see him. He tries to get back into the invisible TARDIS, but ends up running face first into it. According to River, he does this a lot.
--->'''The Doctor:''' Fellas, the guns, really? I just walked into the highest security office in the United States, parked a big, blue box on the rug... You think you can just shoot me?\\
'''River:''' ''[running out of the TARDIS, screaming]'' They're Americans!\\
'''The Doctor:''' ''[jumps up frightened]'' [[OhCrap Don't shoot! Definitely no shooting!]]
* The Doctor claiming that he and all of his companions are secret agents, and introducing their codenames as [[MsFanservice "The Legs"]], [[ButtMonkey "The Nose"]], and [[Film/TheGraduate "Mrs. Robinson"]].
--->'''River:''' ''[shaking her head]'' Oh, I hate you.\\
'''The Doctor:''' No you don't...
** The Doctor, while surrounded by the Secret Service, sitting in Richard Nixon's desk chair, needs a [[NoodleImplements SWAT team, ready to mobilize, a map covering all the streets of Florida, a pot of coffee, 12 Jammie Dodgers]]... and [[RunningGag a]] [[NiceHat fez.]]
* Canton's reaction to the TARDIS before he gets over the shook.
--->'''Canton:''' [[RunningGag It's bigger on the inside than the outside...]]
** After he gets over the shock:
--->'''Canton:''' Nice wheels.
** Rory looks smug while explaining to Canton. He's not the new kid anymore, but because he's still the newest, he has to sit back and explain this to everyone.
* The Doctor and River exchange banter a few times... and it's absolutely hilarious.
--->'''The Doctor:''' Dr. Song, you've got that face on again.\\
'''River:''' What face?\\
'''The Doctor:''' The "He's hot when he's clever" face.\\
'''River:''' This is my normal face.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Yes, it is.\\
'''River:''' Oh, shut up.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Not a chance.
* Rory is ''still'' the ButtMonkey.
--->'''The Doctor:''' Rory, would you mind going with River.\\
'''Rory:''' ''Yeah'', a bit.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E2DayOfTheMoon "Day of the Moon"]]]]
* Rory complaining about the lack of air holes... in a body bag. Canton hasn't had any complaints yet.
* After disassembling and reassembling ''Apollo 11'', the Doctor realizes that "There's always a bit left over."
** The Doctor mouthing ''Sorry'' to Nixon after breaking into ''Apollo 11''. And, while being interrogated, trying to [[http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lknrkwgwrv1qd58j4o1_400.gif bite through the cuffs.]]
* Rory breaking off the satellite dish on the model Apollo ship. And then giving the NASA technicians a ''British'' salute.
--->'''Rory:''' America salutes you!
* The short conversation where Rory and Amy talk about how he wasn't sure whether or not she was talking about him or the Doctor when she was making a declaration of love while she is captured. The main reason is because the look on Amy's face when she realizes what Rory means gives the impression that she finds the very idea repugnant. And especially this exchange.
--->'''Rory:''' Well, you did say "dropped out of the sky".\\
'''Amy:''' It's a figure of speech, moron. ''[proceeds to start kissing Rory]''
* There's River and the Doctor going BackToBackBadasses with River shooting down the Silence and the fake TARDIS while the Doctor... basically just points his Sonic Screwdriver everywhere.
--->'''The Doctor:''' Don't let it build to full power!\\
'''River:''' I know! There's a reason why I'm shooting, honey! What are ''you'' doing?!\\
'''The Doctor:''' Helping!\\
'''River:''' You've got a screwdriver, go build a cabinet!\\
'''The Doctor:''' That's really rude!\\
'''River:''' Shut up and drive!
** This is also likely a CallBack to the scene in [[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E9TheEmptyChild "The Empty Child"]]/[[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E10TheDoctorDances "The Doctor Dances"]].
** The flirting during their BigDamnHeroes moment -- Amy basically tells them to shut up and save her already.
** The brief blink-and-you'll-miss-it moment between Rory and River. River has just finished blasting all of the Silence in the room to oblivion and is walking back to the TARDIS.
--->'''Rory:''' [[ShoutOut What kind of doctor are you again?]]\\
''[a Silent jumps up behind River; she shoots it without turning her head]''\\
'''River:''' [[Franchise/IndianaJones Archaeology.]] [[BondOneLiner Love a tomb.]]
* Nixon finds out that the Doctor is from the future, and only has one question.
--->'''The Doctor:''' I should warn you, there are a lot of questions I won't touch.\\
'''Nixon:''' But I'm a president at the beginning of his time; I must know. Will they remember me?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Oh, Dicky, Tricky Dicky, [[ExactWords they're never going to forget you]]. Say hello to David Frost for me.
** At the end, when the Doctor is saying goodbye to Canton and UsefulNotes/RichardNixon, he hints to the President that perhaps Nixon should let Canton get married because it's a hell of a reason to get kicked out of the FBI. Then, while the Doctor leaves, we get this:
--->'''Nixon:''' This person you want to marry... black?\\
'''Canton:''' Yes...\\
'''Nixon:''' I know what people think of me, but perhaps I'm a little more liberal–\\
'''Canton:''' ''[[StraightGay ...he]]'' [[StraightGay is.]]\\
'''Nixon:''' ...I think the moon is far enough for now, don't you think?\\
'''Canton:''' I figured it might be.
* Amy wondering whether her child will be born with a "time head".

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E3TheCurseOfTheBlackSpot "The Curse of the Black Spot"]]]]
* Reunions with loved ones:
--->'''Captain Avery:''' Toby! (his son)\\
'''Amy:''' Rory!\\
'''The Doctor:''' ''[in the exact same tone of voice as Amy]'' The TARDIS!
* We also had the Doctor trying to explain advanced technology to the 17th century pirates, and Rory acting almost high when being exposed to the Siren's song (the bit about admiring the pirates' beards and wanting one himself was especially funny). His flirting with Amy and lustily declaring the Siren the most beautiful thing ever... ''in front of her''. Cue DeathGlare.
** Even better, when Rory regains his senses Amy isn't jealous like she normally would be because of how stupid Rory was acting. Her reaction is less "My husband is cheating on me" and more "That was hilarious and you're never going to hear the end of this."
* The RunningGag of the Doctor liking hats continues, as he temporarily grabs one belonging to one of the pirates.
* The pirates may be compensating for something with their guns.
* The Doctor explains the TARDIS. He and Avery need T-shirts. TARDIS has screaming tantrum.
* Rory and Amy trying to understand pirate language.
--->'''Rory:''' Rats was all I could hear!
* The Doctor explaining to the pirates that the siren can use water as a portal. Amy's reaction? "[[ThisIsGonnaSuck Oh, well, thank God we're not in the middle of the ocean]]."
* "A green singing shark in an evening gown."
* "OK, groovy. So not just pirates today, we've managed to bagsy a ship where there'll be a demon popping in!" It's even better when you consider that that is SO British.
* The Doctor declaring that he's going to get rid of the warning lights because they ''never stop.''
* "YO HO HO! Or do we not say that anymore?"
* The Doctor still being jokey with the pirates even as they're making him walk the plank. "A bit more laughter, guys!"
* Amy getting WAY too into defending The Doctor and Rory by dressing like a pirate, only to be surprised when they freak out over her giving a flesh wound to one of them with a sword. Granted there's a plot-related reason, but Amy's genuinely confused. "It was only a scratch!"

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E4TheDoctorsWife "The Doctor's Wife"]]]]
* The TARDIS calling Rory "the pretty one", and Rory's reaction to their psychic mind-link. And the Doctor's reaction when he finds out.
--->'''The Doctor:''' No, that's Rory. ''[{{Beat}}]'' The pretty one?!
* Also the way the Doctor keeps trying to butt in on the conversation, only to be shoved off to the side by Idris.
* "I've got mail!"
* Idris/TARDIS running and kissing the Doctor.
--->'''Idris:''' [[ShoutOut Biting is just like kissing]], [[Series/{{Jekyll}} but there's a winner]].\\\
'''Idris:''' It's on the tip of my tongue! Oh, I've had a new idea about kissing!
* "Yes, it's ''spacey-wacey''!"
* The TARDIS looking at her human form in the mirror.
* The TARDIS arguing with the Doctor about the door instructions.
--->'''Idris:''' ''[after the Doctor has avoided the question several times]'' What does the sign say?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Pull to Open!\\
'''Idris:''' And what do you do?\\
'''The Doctor:''' I PUSH!\\
'''Idris:''' Every time!
* Amy's reaction to meeting Idris:
--->'''Amy:''' [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Did you wish]] ''[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar really]]'' [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar hard?]]\\
'''The Doctor:''' Oh, shut up.\\
'''Idris:''' Oh, hello. I'm "Sexy".\\
''[Amy and Rory give the Doctor looks]''\\
'''The Doctor:''' ... Still shut up!\\
'''Amy:''' ... Did you wish ''really'' hard?
* Part comedy, part terrifying -- when Auntie and Uncle are dying after House abandoned them:
--->'''Uncle:''' I feel fine. ''[drops dead]''
* The Doctor proclaims that nothing can go wrong with his jury-rigged TARDIS control room... and immediately a piece ''leaps'' off. Followed by:
--->'''The Doctor:''' ...that always happens.
* Just the very idea that the original Creator/WilliamHartnell, Creator/PatrickTroughton and Creator/JonPertwee, Doctors called the TARDIS, "Sexy".

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E5TheRebelFlesh "The Rebel Flesh"]]]]
* This line:
--->'''The Doctor:''' I have to get to that cockerel before all hell breaks loose. [[NoodleIncident I never thought I'd get to say that again!]]
* "For want of a better word, owwww!"
* "Yes it's insane and it's going to get [[BuffySpeak insane-erer]]. Is that a word?"
* "Rory! Rory! Always with the Rory!"

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E6TheAlmostPeople "The Almost People"]]]]
* ''"[[CanisLatinicus Roranicus Pondicus!]]"''
* Ganger!Doctor's ContinuityNod-riddled coming to grips with his 900 years of memories. "I reversed the jelly baby of the neutron flow!"
** Ganger!Doctor slipping into Four's voice for a split second to deliver the line "Would you like a jelly baby?" is wonderfully unexpected and simultaneously hilarious simply because of just how ''different'' Smith's voice is to Baker's, but it's topped -- only barely, but still -- by this bit:
--->'''Ganger!Doctor:''' (''with Ten's voice'') Hello, I'm the Doctor!\\
'''Ganger!Doctor:''' No! Let it go, we... we've moved on!
* The Doctor's complete glee over talking to himself. Followed by both of them doing an identical weird step-hop thing ''in unison.''
* Ganger!Doctor and Time Lord!Doctor both insist that [[RunningGag bowties are cool]] and always will be.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E7AGoodManGoesToWar "A Good Man Goes to War"]]]]
* Rory accosting the Cybermen: "Don't give me those blank looks!"
* Strax the Sontaran Nurse.
-->'''Strax:''' I can produce ''magnificent'' amounts of lactic fluid!
** Bonus points for the look on Rory's face after he says that.
** When he's holding Colonel Manton at gun point:
--->'''Strax:''' Don't slump, it's bad for your spine.
* Madame Vastra and the Doctor discussing when Rory and Amy's daughter... began.
-->'''Vastra:''' I am trying to be delicate. I know how you can blush. When did this baby... begin?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Oh, you mean...\\
'''Vastra:''' Quite.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Well how would I know? That's all human-y private stuff, it just sort of... goes on. They don't put up a balloon or anything.\\
'''Vastra:''' But could the child have begun on the TARDIS. In flight, in the vortex?\\
'''The Doctor:''' No, no, impossible! It's all running about, [[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E6TheVampiresOfVenice sexy fish vampires]] and [[StuffBlowingUp blowing up stuff]]. And Rory wasn't even there at the beginning. Then [[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E9ColdBlood he was dead]], then [[RetGone he didn't exist]], then [[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E12ThePandoricaOpens he was plastic]]. Then [[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E13TheBigBang I had to reboot the whole universe]]... [[ContinuityLockOut long story]]. So technically, the first time they were on the TARDIS together, in ''this'' version of reality, was [[ExplainExplainOhCrap on their w-w-w-wwww...]]\\
'''Vastra:''' On their what?\\
'''The Doctor:''' ''[almost choking]'' On their wedding night.
** It gets even better with this Website/{{Twitter}} exchange a few days after the episode between a viewer, Steven Moffat, and Neil Gaiman (neilhimself):
--->'''[[http://twitter.com/#!/whitniverse/status/80038662242447360 whitniverse:]]''' @steven_moffat @neilhimself #Series/DoctorWho SPOILERS! Does this mean that River was conceived on a bunk bed?\\
'''[[http://twitter.com/#!/steven_moffat/status/80039860047577088 steven_moffat:]]''' @whitniverse @neilhimself Or a ladder.\\
'''[[http://twitter.com/#!/neilhimself/status/80039668804096000 neilhimself]]''' (at about the same time): @whitniverse @steven_moffat or on the ladder…\\
'''[[http://twitter.com/#!/neilhimself/status/80040326676480000 neilhimself:]]''' @steven_moffat @whitniverse That was spooky.\\
'''[[http://twitter.com/#!/steven_moffat/status/80040952252739584 steven_moffat:]]''' @neilhimself @whitniverse I think we accidentally made that canonical.
* The Doctor talking with Melody Pond:
-->'''The Doctor:''' ''[sniffs Melody]'' Well, yes, I suppose she does smell nice. Never really sniffed her, maybe I should give it a go. Amelia Pond, c'mere. ''[he hugs and sniffs Amy]''\\
'''Melody:''' [baby noises]\\
'''The Doctor:''' It's ok, she's still all yours. And you really should call her Mummy, not big milk thing.\\
'''Amy:''' Ok, what are you doing?\\
'''The Doctor:''' I speak baby.\\
'''Amy:''' No, you don't!\\
'''The Doctor:''' I speak everything... Don't I, Melody Pond?\\
'''Melody:''' [coos]\\
'''The Doctor:''' ''[fixes his [[RunningGag bowtie]]]'' No, it's not... it's cool!
* When the Doctor figures out that River is Melody Pond, he squeals gleefully... until he realizes the implications. Namely, that he kissed River before he knew who she was. He gives Amy and, in particular, ''[[OverprotectiveDad Rory]]'' a very scared look, runs to the TARDIS, and ''gets the hell out of there.''
* River casually tells the [[CardboardPrison Stormcage security]] that she's actually ''breaking back in'' and to turn off the alarms because she's back in her cell. They oblige and then she asks for her usual breakfast time.
* The fact that River is a Time Lord can be said seriously outside of WMG, even if it is only partially true.
* The wonderful HomoeroticSubtext moment between Madame Vastra and Jenny:
-->'''Vastra:''' I honestly don't know why you put up with me. (''knocks out guard with prehensile tongue; smirk'')
* River telling Rory that the Doctor's birthday gift included ice-skating in 1814 and a performance by Music/StevieWonder:
-->'''Rory:''' Stevie Wonder performed in 1814?\\
'''River:''' Yes. But you must never tell him.
** The Doctor walks in on Amy and Rory's reunion.
--->'''The Doctor:''' Eugh... kissing and crying. I'll be back in a bit.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E8LetsKillHitler "Let's Kill Hitler"]]]]
* We know the title for the second part to "A Good Man Goes to War" now: "[[HitlersTimeTravelExemptionAct Let's Kill Hitler]]".
* From the episode itself, we have this exchange. The matter-of-fact tone the Doctor uses is hilarious!
-->'''The Doctor:''' Put Hitler in the cupboard, Rory.\\
'''Rory:''' Putting Hitler in the cupboard.
** The way that once Hitler is in the cupboard, [[WhatHappenedToTheMouse he is completely forgotten about by all three and never appears again in the episode]]. Made even funnier by this line from the next episode: What do we do with things we don't like? We put them in the cupboard.
* HilariousInHindsight: when Mels "borrows" a car to come meet Amy, Rory, and the Doctor, Rory is exasperated and tells her "you're going to end up in prison!" She does, though it [[CardboardPrison never sticks for long]].
* Rory delivering what has to be the rarest line in the history of the entire show:
-->'''Rory:''' Shut up, Hitler!
* River and the Nazis:
-->'''River:''' Well, I was on my way to this gay gypsy bar mitzvah for the disabled, when I suddenly thought, "Gosh, The Third Reich’s a bit rubbish, I think I’ll kill the Führer."
* Amy, Rory, and the Doctor's reaction after Mels regenerates into River, followed by the Doctor and River's ''Manga/DeathNote''-Level IKnowYouKnowIKnow exchange.
** Blink and you'll miss it, but the Doctor actually ''covers up his eyes'' after Melody propped her foot up on that armchair.
** Another blink and you'll miss it, when Melody leaves the room for the first time after regenerating, you can see the Doctor covering a certain part of his body up.
* Amy and Rory get quite a few between them throughout. They write the word "Doctor" into a field with their car because "he never answers his phone". The Doctor turns up in the middle of the "O" with tomorrow's newspaper, which contains a front page story about the crop circle, and simply asks...
-->'''The Doctor:''' Seriously?
** The three of them scream in comical terror when they realise Mels is driving straight at them. Plus the fact that Amy and Rory get out of the way, but she '''does''' hit the Doctor.
* The flashbacks to Amy, Rory and Mels as children are full of Funny Moments.
-->'''Amelia:''' Why are you always in trouble? You're the most in trouble in the whole school, except for boys.\\
'''Young Mels:''' And you.\\
'''Amelia:''' I count as a boy!
** Mels' insistance that several historical events happened because "the Doctor didn't stop it".
** The scene in Amy's bedroom is one big one. Mels is lying on the bed playing with a toy police telephone box.
--->'''Mels:''' It was late, I took a bus.\\
'''Rory:''' No, you stole a bus.\\
'''Amy:''' Who steals a ''bus''?\\
'''Mels:''' I returned it.\\
'''Rory:''' You drove it through the Botanical Garden.\\
'''Mels:''' Short cut. ''[giggles]''\\
'''Amy:''' Why can't you just act like a person? Like a normal ''legal'' person?\\
'''Mels:''' I don't know. Maybe I need a Doctor!\\
'''Amy:''' Stop it.\\
'''Rory:''' I better go. I'm on earlies tomorrow.\\
'''Mels:''' It's alright for you. You've got Mr. Perfect keeping you right.\\
'''Amy:''' He's not even real. Just a stupid dream when I was a kid.\\
'''Mels:''' I wasn't talking about him.\\
'''Amy:''' What, Rory? ''[Rory freezes in the doorway]'' How have I ''got'' Rory?\\
'''Rory:''' Yeah, how...how's she got me?\\
'''Amy:''' He's not mine.\\
'''Rory:''' No. No, I'm not hers.\\
'''Mels:''' Oh, come on. It's got to be you two! Oh, [[{{Foreshadowing}} cut to the song]], it's getting boring.\\
'''Amy:''' Nice thought, ok? But completely impossible.\\
'''Rory:''' Yeah, impossible!\\
'''Amy:''' I mean, I'd love to, he's gorgeous, he's my favourite guy, but he's, you know?\\
'''Rory:''' [[JustFriends A friend]].\\
'''Amy:''' ''[overlapping]'' [[MistakenForGay Gay]]!\\
(''they look at each other in shock'')\\
'''Rory:''' I'm not gay.\\
'''Amy:''' Yes, you are.\\
'''Rory:''' No. No, I'm not.\\
'''Amy:''' Course you are, don't be stupid! In the whole time I've known you, when've you ever shown interest in a girl?\\
'''Mels:''' [[LampshadeHanging Penny in the air...]]\\
'''Amy:''' I've known you for, what, 10 years? I've seen you practically every day. Name one girl you've paid even the slightest bit of attention to?\\
''[Rory quickly leaves the room without saying a word. Mels starts laughing as the speechless Amy slowly starts to realise Rory's feelings for her.]''\\
'''Amy:''' Oh, my God! Rory! ''[she chases after him]''\\
'''Mels:''' [[BrickJoke ...and the penny drops!]]
* This hilarious bit from the Doctor after Mels causes it to go out of control:
-->'''The Doctor:''' YOU SHOT MY TARDIS!
* Immediately after Mels regenerates and has momentarily disappeared to check out her new body:
-->'''Rory:''' Does anybody else find this day just a bit difficult? I'm getting a sort of banging in my head.\\
'''Amy:''' Yeah, I think that's Hitler in the cupboard.\\
'''Rory:''' That's not helping.
* The Doctor is questioning Robo-Amy about the Silence when he hits a dead end.
-->'''The Doctor:''' Yes, but what is the Question?\\
''[dramatic pause]''\\
'''Robo-Amy:''' Unknown.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Well, fat lot of use that is, you big ginge.
* Rory steals a bike from a Nazi:
-->'''Rory:''' Heil!\\
'''Nazi:''' Heil!\\
''[Rory knocks him out with a punch to the face and steals the bike]''\\
'''Amy:''' Can you ride a motorbike?\\
'''Rory:''' I expect so. It's that sort of day.
** That the soldier winds up being the disguised Teselecta makes it even funnier.
* Amy and Rory find themselves inside a giant robot replica of Amy:
-->'''Rory:''' OK, OK, I'm trapped inside a giant robot replica of my wife. ''[whispering to himself]'' I'm really trying not to see this as a metaphor.\\
'''Amy:''' How can we be in here? How do we fit?\\
'''Rory:''' Miniaturisation Ray.\\
'''Amy:''' How would you know that?\\
'''Rory:''' [[AskAStupidQuestion Well, there was a ray, and then we were miniaturized...]]\\
'''Amy:''' All right.
* The crew of the ''Teselecta'' (a humanoid robot) trying to make sure their "Janitor" disguise has come out right.
-->'''Harriet:''' I don't trust sensors, I want to take a look myself.\\
'''Jim:''' We're in a hurry. We're not trying to win an award.\\
'''Harriet:''' That's what you said when we made {{Rasputin|TheMadMonk}} green!
* Melody Pond's regeneration from "I'm focusing on a dress size" to "I'm gonna wear lots of jodphurs."
* When River walks into a party of Nazis.
-->'''River:''' ''[fires off two machine guns]'' LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! I don't have a thing to wear. ''[points guns at everyone]'' Take off your clothes.
** And shortly after that, when Amy and Rory are trying to find River:
--->'''Rory:''' Okay, all of Berlin, how do we find her?\\
'''Amy:''' I don't know. Look for clues.\\
'''Rory:''' ''Clues?'' ''[imitating Amy's accent]'' What kind of ''clues''?!\\
'''Amy:''' Shut up...\\
''[the doors of a nearby building fly open, and a crowd of people in their underwear run out]''\\
'''Rory:''' ...Okay.
* Absolutely ''anything'' said by the antibodies.
-->'''Antibody:''' Please remain calm while your life is terminated.\\
'''Antibody:''' It is normal to experience fear during your incineration.\\
'''Antibody:''' You will feel a slight tingling sensation and then death.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E9NightTerrors "Night Terrors"]]]]
* Rory proclaiming "We're dead. ''Again''."
* Alex's response to a long, grand speech from the Doctor.
-->'''Alex:''' You're not from social services, are you?
** And the Doctor getting sidetracked regarding the term for a phobia of everything:
--->'''The Doctor:''' Pantaphobia. That's what it's called, pantaphobia. Not fear of pants, though, if that's what you're thinking. It's the fear of everything, ...including pants, I suppose]]. Anyway, go on."
** He also gets sidetracked talking about how they've knocked down the blocks he went around and built new ones, and how hard it is to remember everything he's seen. Alex is freaking out during the second one, but you can ''still'' hear him going on in the background.
* Also Alex's reactions when the Doctor is debating whether or not to open the cupboard.
* The Doctor telling George about his "Bedtime Stories" and fiddling with a Rubik's Cube.
* Amy, Rory and the Doctor trying to find George's flat by knocking on other people's doors.
* The asshole landlord Mr. Purcell, having gone through hell in the dollhouse, finds himself back home and the first thing he does is hug his menacing dog.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E10TheGirlWhoWaited "The Girl Who Waited"]]]]
* "[[CallBack Glasses are cool.]]"
* Amy lost her phone.
-->'''Amy:''' Has anyone seen my phone?\\
'''The Doctor:''' ''[sighs]'' I bring you to a planet two billion light years away and you want to update... ''Website/{{Twitter}}''?
* The two Amys fighting -- you know, before the MoodWhiplash.
* Future Amy flirting with Rory, much to his discomfort.
-->'''Amy:''' I've known you my ''whole'' life. ''How'' many games of "Doctors and Nurses"...
* The Doctor describing Apalapucia as the "second-most popular" destination for intergalactic travellers. Why didn't he take them to the most popular planet? "It's boring. Planet of the coffee shops."
* "If anyone can defeat pre-destiny, it's your wife."
* The Amys are told to think the same thought, the most important thought they've ever had. Considering the recent conversation, one would expect it to be something along the lines of "I love Rory". Instead they start... doing the macarena? (Okay, it's because that was connected to Amy and Rory's first kiss, but the audience doesn't know that until a few moments later.)

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E11TheGodComplex "The God Complex"]]]]
* The National Anthem of Tivoli, Gibbis' planet, is "[[CheeseEatingSurrenderMonkeys Glory To]] [[HelloInsertNameHere Insert Name Here]]".
* Rory squeeing over a CoolCar, then taking the Doctor aside to mention all the reasons he can't accept it, and then how he's going to ingore all of those reasons.
* Rory's MemeticBadass status has been acknowledged in-universe. In the HellHotel, everyone sees rooms with their worst fears. What does Rory see? Fire Exits. [[TooSpicyForYogSothoth The Minotaur just wants him to]] ''[[TooSpicyForYogSothoth leave]]''.
* When the Minotaur breaks the door open, Rory, who has been leaning against it from the other side, is swung around behind the door out-of-sight.
* When Amy and Rita duck inside a room meant for someone else, a sad clown with a balloon is sitting on the bed.
-->'''Rita:''' How's it going?\\
'''Amy:''' ''Don't talk to the clown!''
* Rory's BlackComedy GenreSavvy when Rita and the Doctor become friends:
-->'''Rory:''' Every time the Doctor gets pal-y with someone I have this overwhelming urge to [[CartwrightCurse notify their next-of-kin]].
* When Amy and Rory are looking over the photos, one past victim called Royston Luke Gold had a fear of ''Plymouth''.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E12ClosingTime "Closing Time"]]]]
* "Doctor, what are you doing here?" Craig sounds like he's greeting some annoying relative, and given how odd Eleven can be, it's not far from the truth.
* The Doctor distracting Craig from the fact that they're on a Cybermen spaceship by [[HoYay pretending to be in love/coming on to him]].
* '''Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All.'''
* "Not Mum, that's you. Also Not Mum, that's me and everyone else is... peasants. Well, that's unfortunate."
* The fact that the Doctor and Craig are MistakenForGay. So much HoYay! Of course, this is preceded by the Doctor saying "You're my baby" to Craig rather loudly before giving him a great big hug.
* "I liked his hat."
* Bitey.
* Don't worry, I have an app for that.
* The return of "You redecorated! I don't like it."
-->'''Craig:''' It's a new house!
* A blink and you'll miss it one: Sophie returns from her little vacation, amazed at the clean house and asking if anything's happened. Craig denies it, until Stormageddon chimes in with his first word: "Doctor."
* "Hello, Craig! I'm ''[[LargeHam back.]]''" Said with a huge cheesy grin on his face and his arms straight down at his sides.
* The Doctor quieting the baby by just going "Shh." Later using it on another adult.
** The Doctor stating that the "Shhh" trick {{only works once}} and on underdeveloped brains... moments before he uses it on Craig.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E13TheWeddingOfRiverSong "The Wedding of River Song"]]]]
* The Doctor meets up with River again while in the company of Madame Kovarian. When they start flirting again, Kovarian comes out with...
-->'''Kovarian:''' Oh, they're flirting again! Do I have to watch this?
** It's the delivery that makes it!
* Also, when the Doctor wakes up in Amy Pond's office on a train, he rattles on about how they used to be best friends in another version of reality, and how she grew up with a time rift in her wall that affected her memories, so she should be able to remember him... only to realise he's picked up a toy TARDIS, and the walls are covered in drawings of him and the creatures they've faced.
** Amy's hilariously bad drawing of Rory.
--->'''Amy:''' Yes, Rory. My husband. I haven't found him yet, but I love him very much, don't I?\\
'''The Doctor:''' (''examining her sketch of Rory, so handsome that he is unrecognizable'') Yes, apparently.
* The sickened look on Amy's face when she realizes she's the Doctor's mother-in-law.
-->'''River:''' Father dear, [[INeedAFreakingDrink I think mummy might need another drink]].
* The Doctor is explaining how time broke to UsefulNotes/WinstonChurchill, ending with...
-->'''The Doctor:''' Like a record stuck on a needle.\\
'''Winston Churchill:''' A record? Dear God, man, haven't you ever heard of downloads?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Said Winston Churchill!
* Anything with [[LosingYourHead Dorium Maldovar]].
-->'''Dorium:''' I'm a ''head!'' '''''I have rights!'''''
* Amy's Cliff Notes explanation to Rory of their relationship in the real world.
-->'''Amy:''' You and I got married and had a daughter and that's her.\\
'''Rory:''' ...okay.
** Similarly, their proposal: "Let's get drinks sometime." "Okay." "And married." "Fine."
* Early on, there's the sign in the park: "Pterodactyls are vermin: do not feed them."
* Rory and Amy's disgusted [[http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsr00cKG3o1qkjxrmo2_500.jpg looks]] when the Doctor and River have [[TheBigDamnKiss their big kiss]].

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E14DeathIsTheOnlyAnswer "Death Is the Only Answer"]]]]
* The Doctor is in a prank war with ''UsefulNotes/AlbertEinstein''. And then there's this line:
-->'''The Doctor:''' [[EinsteinHair Nice hair!]] You should keep it; looks more science-y.\\
[...]\\
'''Albert:''' But you said you were going to give my toothbrush back!\\
'''The Doctor:''' Uh, yes, about that, the Daleks kind of exterminated it last week -- or was it last century?

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E15NightAndTheDoctor "Night and the Doctor"]]]]
* Special mention goes to the Doctor's response to Amy's "serious face".
-->'''The Doctor:''' Roooory!! She's having an emotion!!!!
* The end of "Bad Night" has the Doctor discover that the goldfish he'd been holding onto for the entire episode was in face ''not'' the Queen of England.
-->'''The Doctor''': It's the wrong fish. I've taken the wrong fish. River, we've got the wrong fish!
* The Doctor sending Amy to visit her younger self:
-->'''Amy''': Okay, okay, so I ask a big, important question about life and you're basically telling me to go and buy myself an ice cream.\\
'''The Doctor:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint No Amy, I'm telling you to go and buy us both ice creams.]]

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWho2011CSTheDoctorTheWidowAndTheWardrobe "The Doctor, the Widow and the Wardrobe"]]]]
* After a [[AwesomeMoments most epic]] moment in which the Doctor ''puts on a spacesuit while falling into the atmosphere'', he [[NotTheFallThatKillsYou crashes into the Earth]], he sounds rather injured... and then it's discovered that it's because he thinks he's gone blind due to putting the suit on backwards.
** Even better, when Madge asks him how in the world was he able to put the thing on backwards, he says what might be one of his biggest understatements in a few series: "I got dressed in a hurry."
* The reveal that, due to the Doctor being separated from the TARDIS in the 1930s, there are ''real'' police boxes around.
* The hammock scene:
-->'''Cyril:''' Where are the beds?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Well, I couldn't fit everything in, there had to be sacrifices. Anyway, who needs beds when you've got HAMMOCKS?!\\
''[he pulls a lever and two hammocks come down. Cyril, Lily and Madge are confused]''\\
'''The Doctor:''' [[CatchPhrase I know!]]\\
'''Cyril:''' But how do you get on?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Watch and learn, kid.\\
''[EpicFail follows]''\\
'''Madge:''' For God's sake!\\
'''The Doctor:''' This hammock has developed a fault.
* When it becomes increasingly obvious the Androzani trees are PlantAliens:
-->'''Cyril:''' Caretaker ... are the trees ... ''alive?''\\
'''The Doctor:''' (''beat'') ..[[AskAStupidQuestion Of course they're alive!]] [[FridgeBrilliance They're]] ''[[CaptainObvious trees!]]''
* Madge (unarmed) gets into a standoff with three armed soldiers. One of the male soldiers starts crying uncontrollably (because he has "[[FreudianExcuse unresolved mother issues]]"). Combine with the female soldier being overly concerned with "[[PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad the visual]]" of the situation, and the leader being entirely unable to control his own troops, and you have the least threatening collection of GasMaskMooks in history.
* While Madge pilots the mecha to save her kids.
-->'''Madge:''' Caretaker?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Yeah?\\
'''Madge:''' You're fired!!
* When the tree ship is taking off we get probably the most succinct summary of the Doctor's more chaotic escapades we'll ever hear:
-->'''Lily: ''' What's happening?\\
'''The Doctor:''' No idea, do what I do -- hold tight and pretend it's a plan.
* Amy getting so fed up with carolers that she comes to the door armed with a squirt gun.
** Amy realizing that it's actually the Doctor. And squirting him with the squirt gun. [[OverlyLongGag Repeatedly.]]

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E17PondLife "Pond Life"]]]]
* Part 1: The Doctor lays down some backing vocals, while wearing a backwards baseball cap.
** "Helmic Regulator's acting up again... oh dear. I seem to have collided with Ancient Greece. '''AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH'''--"
** Amy and Rory listen to all this, [[SeenItAll entirely unconcerned]], and appear to be playing a DrinkingGame while doing so.
* Pond Life [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm0dqb7rKpk Part 3]] features Amy and Rory waking up in the morning to see an Ood on their loo.
* Part 4. Butler Ood. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ikv0QbubV7Y Talk about guilty pleasures.]]
-->'''Rory:''' I feel so guilty.\\
'''Amy:''' Just eat your breakfast.
** Then they both give Butler Ood a thumbs up, while were the most awkward smiles ever.

to:

'''Rory:''' Neither did her driving instructor.
* After Rory drops something important:
--->'''Amy:''' It's my fault...
'''Clara:''' Please tell me you can fix what happened to the children.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Of course it's not your fault.Children? Yeah, they're fine. Their brains are just in standby mode right now.\\
'''Rory:''' It kind '''Clara:''' [[MamaBear That is]] ''[[MamaBear not fine!!]]''
* Clara interrupting the Doctor's fake love confession to her by slapping him across the face.
* It's probably due to how unbelievably hammy he was, but "Mr. Clever's" announcement that the Cybermen were approaching was hilarious.
-->'''Mr. Clever:''' Good news, boys and girls... '''''[[ChewingTheScenery THEEEEEEEEEEEY'RREEEE]] [[LargeHam HEEEEEEEEERRRRREEEEEEE!!!!]]'''''
** Heck, the commanding program
of is.the [[TheStoic traditionally stoic and unfeeling]] Cybermen being such a LargeHam is hilarious in and of ''itself.'' One suspects that [[TooSpicyForYogSothoth invading the Doctor's mind ended up causing it to take on the properties of its host.]]
* At the very climax of the chess match, when the Doctor finally beats Mr. Clever in three moves as promised, the EnemyWithin has this hammy morsel of a VillainousBreakdown:
-->'''Mr. Clever:''' (''screaming'') [[PsychopathicManchild THAT'S]] ''[[PsychopathicManchild CHEATING!!]]'' (''promptly collapses face-first against the chessboard'')

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E13TheNameOfTheDoctor "The Name of the Doctor"]]]]:
* Strax insisting he has everything under control while a Whisperman is sticking its hand into his chest to grab his heart.
* What Strax does on his weekends off: go up to Glasgow for a bar brawl. And he has an [[FriendlyEnemies affable relationship with the guy he's brawling with]].
* The Doctor mentioning how weird it must've looked to Jenny, Strax and Vastra when he was kissing (an invisible to them) River Song. Cut to a shot of the three looking bewildered. To be more specific, the Doctor, whom River thought couldn't see her, finally decided to give her a TearJerker and [[HeartwarmingMoments heartwarming]] kiss, followed by:
-->'''The Doctor:''' [[MoodWhiplash Since nobody else in this room can see you, God knows how that looked.]]
* River sipping a flute of iced champagne in the conference, when all they were serving was tea (in ''Vastra's'' mindscape, no less):
-->'''Jenny:''' How did you do that?\\
'''River:''' Disgracefully.
* The Doctor discovering the Maitland kids have pulled one over on him. Clara wakes up from the conference call to find him wandering around the house blindfolded.
-->'''The Doctor:''' Mr. Maitland went next door, I offered to watch the kids. They wanted to go to the cinema but I said ''no'', I said no, not until you woke up, I was ''very firm''.
\\
'''The Doctor:''' How?\\
'''Amy:''' Because it was my skirt, and my husband, and your glass floor.
'''Clara:''' (''flatly'') At which point they suggested Blind Man's Bluff.\\
'''The Doctor:''' ...Oh, ''Rory!''\\
'''Rory:''' ''[still looking]'' Sorry.
* Amy pretend flirting with herself. And this:
--->'''The
Doctor:''' Oh, this is how it all ends. Pond flirting with herself, true love at last... Sorry, Rory.Yes, where are they?\\
(''Clara pulls the blindfold off in a businesslike manner'')\\
'''Clara:''' At the cinema.
\\
'''Rory:''' ''[staring at both Amys]'' ''[[GirlOnGirlIsHot Absolutely]]'' [[TwinThreesomeFantasy no problem at all.]]
* After the second Amy walks in:
--->'''The Doctor:''' When does this Amy walk inside the box? We need to maintain the timeline.\\
'''Amy:''' As soon as she slaps Rory.\\
'''Amy:''' Okay.\\
'''Rory:''' Ha! No. Why do I get slapped?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Because we Why, the little... ''[[UnusualEuphemism Daleks!]]''
* Vastra assumes that Clara will not be comfortable lighting her prehistoric unconsciousness candle, and takes preemptive measures.
-->"...However, as I realize you
have no reason to stick to the established chain of events. One mistake, and the whole timeline could collapse. We'd end up with two Amy Ponds forever, and then what would you do.\\
'''Rory:''' ''[{{beat}}; looks at Amy as if to say "[[TwinThreesomeFantasy Well...]]"]''\\
'''Amy:''' Oh! ''[slaps Rory]''\\
'''The Doctor:''' [[SelfFulfillingProphecy Right!]] Off you go!
* "THE WIBBLY LEVER!"

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E1TheImpossibleAstronaut "The Impossible Astronaut"]]]]
* The Doctor waving out of the TV screen just as Rory says, "So you think he's waving at us out of history?" And yes he is wearing a fez during that, probably the one place it couldn't be destroyed.
* The Doctor turns up in America wearing a Stetson ("Stetsons are cool"), only to
trust this letter, I have River Song ''shoot it off his head''.
* A blink-and-you'll-miss-it one; when
taken the Doctor shows up in liberty of embedding the diner, Rory pokes him in mild shock. A call back to "The Pandorica Opens", perhaps?
* River slaps the younger Doctor when he shapes to hug her.
* The companions are having a serious conversation below the glass floor of the TARDIS, and the Doctor gets annoyed that all of them are down there instead of paying attention to him.
--->'''The Doctor:''' I'm being extremely clever up here and there's no-one to stand around looking impressed. What's the point in having you all?
* Just after the Doctor has landed the cloaked TARDIS in the Oval Office and is in the room making notes while Nixon and Canton listen to the recorded phone call. Nixon turns around and notices the Doctor, interrupting the conversation, at which point the Doctor, noticing the lack of conversation, looks up and waves for them to continue... before realizing that he's not supposed to be there.
* The OhCrap moment the Doctor gets when he's spying in the Oval Office and realizes the people can see him. He tries to get back
same soporific into the invisible TARDIS, but ends up running face first into it. According to River, he does this a lot.
--->'''The Doctor:''' Fellas, the guns, really? I just walked into the highest security office in the United States, parked a big, blue box on the rug... You think you can just shoot me?\\
'''River:''' ''[running out
fabric of the TARDIS, screaming]'' They're Americans!\\
'''The Doctor:''' ''[jumps up frightened]'' [[OhCrap Don't shoot! Definitely no shooting!]]
paper you are now holding. Speak soon!"
** Jenna's just brilliant with her facial expressions. That look on her face right before she collapses was ''hilarious''!
* The Doctor claiming River's reaction when Clara explains that he ''[[BlatantLies of course]]'' the Doctor's mentioned a Professor Song, she just thought it was a man. It's a strange mixture of bewilderment and all of his companions are secret agents, and introducing their codenames as [[MsFanservice "The Legs"]], [[ButtMonkey "The Nose"]], and [[Film/TheGraduate "Mrs. Robinson"]].
--->'''River:''' ''[shaking her head]'' Oh, I hate you.\\
'''The Doctor:''' No you don't...
taking offense.
** The Doctor, while surrounded by Her face just screams that she's going to kill him. [[NotHyperbole Again.]]
* And not long after, Strax calls River "young man". Looks like
the Secret Service, sitting in Richard Nixon's desk chair, needs a [[NoodleImplements SWAT team, ready to mobilize, a map covering all the streets of Florida, a pot of coffee, 12 Jammie Dodgers]]... and Sontaran [[RunningGag a]] [[NiceHat fez.]]
* Canton's reaction to the TARDIS before he gets over the shook.
--->'''Canton:''' [[RunningGag It's bigger on the inside than the outside...]]
** After he gets over the shock:
--->'''Canton:''' Nice wheels.
** Rory looks smug while explaining to Canton. He's not the new kid anymore, but because he's
still the newest, he has cannot tell human genders apart]].
* Strax referring
to sit back and explain this to everyone.
* The Doctor and
River exchange banter a few times... and it's absolutely hilarious.
--->'''The Doctor:''' Dr. Song, you've got that face on again.\\
'''River:''' What face?\\
'''The Doctor:''' The "He's hot when he's clever" face.\\
'''River:''' This is my normal face.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Yes, it is.\\
'''River:''' Oh, shut up.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Not a chance.
* Rory is ''still'' the ButtMonkey.
--->'''The Doctor:''' Rory, would you mind going
as "the one with River.\\
'''Rory:''' ''Yeah'', a bit.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E2DayOfTheMoon "Day of
the Moon"]]]]
* Rory complaining about the lack of air holes... in a body bag. Canton hasn't had any complaints yet.
* After disassembling and reassembling ''Apollo 11'', the Doctor realizes that "There's always a bit left over.
[[EightiesHair gigantic head]]."
** The Doctor mouthing ''Sorry'' * Strax's reaction to Nixon after breaking into ''Apollo 11''. And, while being interrogated, trying to [[http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lknrkwgwrv1qd58j4o1_400.gif bite through the cuffs.]]
* Rory breaking off
Doctor's tomb, compared to the satellite dish on the model Apollo ship. And then giving the NASA technicians a ''British'' salute.
--->'''Rory:''' America salutes you!
* The short conversation where Rory and Amy talk about how he wasn't sure whether or not she was talking about him or the Doctor when she was making a declaration of love while she is captured. The main reason is because the look on Amy's face when she realizes
others:
-->'''Clara:''' But
what Rory means gives the impression that she finds the very idea repugnant. And especially this exchange.
--->'''Rory:''' Well, you did say "dropped out of the sky".
is it? The light?\\
'''Jenny:''' It's beautiful.
\\
'''Amy:''' It's a figure of speech, moron. ''[proceeds to start kissing Rory]''
'''Strax:''' Should I destroy it?
* There's River and the Doctor going BackToBackBadasses with River shooting down the Silence and the fake TARDIS while the Doctor... basically just points his Sonic Screwdriver everywhere.
--->'''The Doctor:''' Don't let it build to full power!\\
'''River:''' I know! There's a reason why I'm shooting, honey! What are ''you'' doing?!\\
'''The Doctor:''' Helping!\\
'''River:''' You've got a screwdriver, go build a cabinet!\\
'''The Doctor:''' That's really rude!\\
'''River:''' Shut up and drive!
** This is also likely a CallBack to the scene in [[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E9TheEmptyChild "The Empty Child"]]/[[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E10TheDoctorDances "The Doctor Dances"]].
** The flirting during their BigDamnHeroes moment -- Amy basically tells them to shut up and save her already.
** The brief blink-and-you'll-miss-it moment between Rory and River. River has just finished blasting all of the Silence in the room to oblivion and is walking back to the TARDIS.
--->'''Rory:''' [[ShoutOut What kind of doctor are you again?]]\\
''[a Silent jumps up behind River; she shoots it without turning her head]''\\
'''River:''' [[Franchise/IndianaJones Archaeology.]] [[BondOneLiner Love a tomb.]]
* Nixon finds out that the Doctor is from the future, and only has one question.
--->'''The Doctor:''' I should warn you, there are a lot of questions I won't touch.\\
'''Nixon:''' But I'm a president at the beginning of his time; I must know. Will they remember me?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Oh, Dicky, Tricky Dicky, [[ExactWords they're never going to forget you]]. Say hello to David Frost for me.
** At the end, when the Doctor is saying goodbye to Canton and UsefulNotes/RichardNixon, he hints to the President that perhaps Nixon should let Canton get married because it's a hell of a reason to get kicked out of the FBI. Then, while the Doctor leaves, we get this:
--->'''Nixon:''' This person you want to marry... black?\\
'''Canton:''' Yes...\\
'''Nixon:''' I know what people think of me, but perhaps I'm a little more liberal–\\
'''Canton:''' ''[[StraightGay ...he]]'' [[StraightGay is.]]\\
'''Nixon:''' ...I think the moon is far enough for now, don't you think?\\
'''Canton:''' I figured it might be.
* Amy wondering whether her child will be born with a "time head".

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E3TheCurseOfTheBlackSpot "The Curse of the Black Spot"]]]]
* Reunions with loved ones:
--->'''Captain Avery:''' Toby! (his son)\\
'''Amy:''' Rory!\\
'''The Doctor:''' ''[in the exact same tone of voice as Amy]'' The TARDIS!
* We also had the Doctor trying to explain advanced technology to the 17th century pirates, and Rory acting almost high when being exposed to the Siren's song (the bit about admiring the pirates' beards and wanting one himself was especially funny). His flirting with Amy and lustily declaring the Siren the most beautiful thing ever... ''in front of her''. Cue DeathGlare.
** Even better, when Rory regains his senses Amy isn't jealous like she normally would be because of how stupid Rory was acting. Her reaction is less "My husband is cheating on me" and more "That was hilarious and you're never going to hear the end of this."
* The RunningGag of the Doctor liking hats continues, as he temporarily grabs one belonging to one of the pirates.
* The pirates may be compensating for something with their guns.
* The Doctor explains the TARDIS. He and Avery need T-shirts. TARDIS has screaming tantrum.
* Rory and Amy trying to understand pirate language.
--->'''Rory:''' Rats was all I could hear!
* The Doctor explaining to the pirates that the siren can use water as a portal. Amy's reaction? "[[ThisIsGonnaSuck Oh, well, thank God we're not in the middle of the ocean]]."
* "A green singing shark in an evening gown."
* "OK, groovy. So not just pirates today, we've managed to bagsy a ship where there'll be a demon popping in!" It's even better when you consider that that is SO British.
* The Doctor declaring that he's going to get rid of the warning lights because they ''never stop.''
* "YO HO HO! Or do we not say that anymore?"
* The Doctor still being jokey with the pirates even as they're making him walk the plank. "A bit more laughter, guys!"
* Amy getting WAY too into defending The Doctor and Rory by dressing like a pirate, only to be surprised when they freak out over her giving a flesh wound to one of them with a sword. Granted there's a plot-related reason, but Amy's genuinely confused. "It was only a scratch!"

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E4TheDoctorsWife "The Doctor's Wife"]]]]
* The TARDIS calling Rory "the pretty one", and Rory's reaction to their psychic mind-link. And the Doctor's reaction when he finds out.
--->'''The Doctor:''' No, that's Rory. ''[{{Beat}}]'' The pretty one?!
* Also the way the Doctor keeps trying to butt in on the conversation, only to be shoved off to the side by Idris.
* "I've got mail!"
* Idris/TARDIS running and kissing the Doctor.
--->'''Idris:''' [[ShoutOut Biting is just like kissing]], [[Series/{{Jekyll}} but there's a winner]].\\\
'''Idris:''' It's on the tip of my tongue! Oh, I've had a new idea about kissing!
* "Yes, it's ''spacey-wacey''!"
* The TARDIS looking at her human form in the mirror.
* The TARDIS arguing with the Doctor about the door instructions.
--->'''Idris:''' ''[after the Doctor has avoided the question several times]'' What does the sign say?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Pull to Open!\\
'''Idris:''' And what do you do?\\
'''The Doctor:''' I PUSH!\\
'''Idris:''' Every time!
* Amy's reaction to meeting Idris:
--->'''Amy:''' [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Did you wish]] ''[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar really]]'' [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar hard?]]\\
'''The Doctor:''' Oh, shut up.\\
'''Idris:''' Oh, hello. I'm "Sexy".\\
''[Amy and Rory give the Doctor looks]''\\
'''The Doctor:''' ... Still shut up!\\
'''Amy:''' ... Did you wish ''really'' hard?
* Part comedy, part terrifying -- when Auntie and Uncle are dying after House abandoned them:
--->'''Uncle:''' I feel fine. ''[drops dead]''
* The Doctor proclaims that nothing can go wrong with his jury-rigged TARDIS control room... and immediately a piece ''leaps'' off. Followed by:
--->'''The Doctor:''' ...that always happens.
* Just the very idea that the original Creator/WilliamHartnell, Creator/PatrickTroughton and Creator/JonPertwee, Doctors called the TARDIS, "Sexy".

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E5TheRebelFlesh "The Rebel Flesh"]]]]
* This line:
--->'''The Doctor:''' I have to get to that cockerel before all hell breaks loose. [[NoodleIncident I never thought I'd get to say that again!]]
* "For want of a better word, owwww!"
* "Yes it's insane and it's going to get [[BuffySpeak insane-erer]]. Is that a word?"
* "Rory! Rory! Always with the Rory!"

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E6TheAlmostPeople "The Almost People"]]]]
* ''"[[CanisLatinicus Roranicus Pondicus!]]"''
* Ganger!Doctor's ContinuityNod-riddled coming to grips with his 900 years of memories. "I reversed the jelly baby of the neutron flow!"
** Ganger!Doctor slipping into Four's voice for a split second to deliver the line "Would you like a jelly baby?" is wonderfully unexpected and simultaneously hilarious simply because of just how ''different'' Smith's voice is to Baker's, but it's topped -- only barely, but still -- by this bit:
--->'''Ganger!Doctor:''' (''with Ten's voice'') Hello, I'm the Doctor!\\
'''Ganger!Doctor:''' No! Let it go, we... we've moved on!
* The Doctor's complete glee over talking to himself. Followed by both of them doing an identical weird step-hop thing ''in unison.''
* Ganger!Doctor and Time Lord!Doctor both insist that [[RunningGag bowties are cool]] and always will be.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E7AGoodManGoesToWar "A Good Man Goes to War"]]]]
* Rory accosting the Cybermen: "Don't give me those blank looks!"
* Strax the Sontaran Nurse.
-->'''Strax:''' I can produce ''magnificent'' amounts of lactic fluid!
** Bonus points for the look on Rory's face after he says that.
** When he's holding Colonel Manton at gun point:
--->'''Strax:''' Don't slump, it's bad for your spine.
* Madame Vastra and the Doctor discussing when Rory and Amy's daughter... began.
-->'''Vastra:''' I am trying to be delicate. I know how you can blush. When did this baby... begin?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Oh, you mean...\\
'''Vastra:''' Quite.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Well how would I know? That's all human-y private stuff, it just sort of... goes on. They don't put up a balloon or anything.\\
'''Vastra:''' But could the child have begun on the TARDIS. In flight, in the vortex?\\
'''The Doctor:''' No, no, impossible! It's all running about, [[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E6TheVampiresOfVenice sexy fish vampires]] and [[StuffBlowingUp blowing up stuff]]. And Rory wasn't even there at the beginning. Then [[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E9ColdBlood he was dead]], then [[RetGone he didn't exist]], then [[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E12ThePandoricaOpens he was plastic]]. Then [[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E13TheBigBang I had to reboot the whole universe]]... [[ContinuityLockOut long story]]. So technically, the first time they were on the TARDIS together, in ''this'' version of reality, was [[ExplainExplainOhCrap on their w-w-w-wwww...]]\\
'''Vastra:'''
On their what?\\
'''The Doctor:''' ''[almost choking]'' On their wedding night.
** It gets even better with this Website/{{Twitter}} exchange a few days after the episode between a viewer, Steven Moffat, and Neil Gaiman (neilhimself):
--->'''[[http://twitter.com/#!/whitniverse/status/80038662242447360 whitniverse:]]''' @steven_moffat @neilhimself #Series/DoctorWho SPOILERS! Does this mean that River was conceived on a bunk bed?\\
'''[[http://twitter.com/#!/steven_moffat/status/80039860047577088 steven_moffat:]]''' @whitniverse @neilhimself Or a ladder.\\
'''[[http://twitter.com/#!/neilhimself/status/80039668804096000 neilhimself]]''' (at about the same time): @whitniverse @steven_moffat or on the ladder…\\
'''[[http://twitter.com/#!/neilhimself/status/80040326676480000 neilhimself:]]''' @steven_moffat @whitniverse That was spooky.\\
'''[[http://twitter.com/#!/steven_moffat/status/80040952252739584 steven_moffat:]]''' @neilhimself @whitniverse I think we accidentally made that canonical.
* The Doctor talking with Melody Pond:
-->'''The Doctor:''' ''[sniffs Melody]'' Well, yes, I suppose she does smell nice. Never really sniffed her, maybe I should give it a go. Amelia Pond, c'mere. ''[he hugs and sniffs Amy]''\\
'''Melody:''' [baby noises]\\
'''The Doctor:''' It's ok, she's still all yours. And you really should call her Mummy, not big milk thing.\\
'''Amy:''' Ok, what are you doing?\\
'''The Doctor:''' I speak baby.\\
'''Amy:''' No, you don't!\\
'''The Doctor:''' I speak everything... Don't I, Melody Pond?\\
'''Melody:''' [coos]\\
'''The Doctor:''' ''[fixes his [[RunningGag bowtie]]]'' No, it's not... it's cool!
* When the Doctor figures out that River is Melody Pond, he squeals gleefully... until he realizes the implications. Namely, that he kissed River before he knew who she was. He gives Amy and, in particular, ''[[OverprotectiveDad Rory]]'' a very scared look, runs to the TARDIS, and ''gets the hell out of there.''
* River casually tells the [[CardboardPrison Stormcage security]] that she's actually ''breaking back in'' and to turn off the alarms because she's back in her cell. They oblige and then she asks for her usual breakfast time.
* The fact that River is a Time Lord can be said seriously outside of WMG, even if it is only partially true.
* The wonderful HomoeroticSubtext moment between Madame Vastra and Jenny:
-->'''Vastra:''' I honestly don't know why you put up with me. (''knocks out guard with prehensile tongue; smirk'')
* River telling Rory that the Doctor's birthday gift included ice-skating in 1814 and a performance by Music/StevieWonder:
-->'''Rory:''' Stevie Wonder performed in 1814?\\
'''River:''' Yes. But you must never tell him.
** The Doctor walks in on Amy and Rory's reunion.
--->'''The Doctor:''' Eugh... kissing and crying. I'll be back in a bit.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E8LetsKillHitler "Let's Kill Hitler"]]]]
* We know the title for the second part to "A Good Man Goes to War" now: "[[HitlersTimeTravelExemptionAct Let's Kill Hitler]]".
* From the episode itself, we have this exchange. The matter-of-fact tone the Doctor uses is hilarious!
-->'''The Doctor:''' Put Hitler in the cupboard, Rory.\\
'''Rory:''' Putting Hitler in the cupboard.
** The way that once Hitler is in the cupboard, [[WhatHappenedToTheMouse he is completely forgotten about by all three and never appears again in the episode]]. Made even funnier by this line from the next episode: What do we do with things we don't like? We put them in the cupboard.
* HilariousInHindsight: when Mels "borrows" a car to come meet Amy, Rory, and the Doctor, Rory is exasperated and tells her "you're going to end up in prison!" She does, though it [[CardboardPrison never sticks for long]].
* Rory delivering what has to be the rarest line in the history of the entire show:
-->'''Rory:''' Shut up, Hitler!
* River and the Nazis:
River's gravestone:
-->'''River:''' Well, I was on (''completely calm'') If it isn't my way to this gay gypsy bar mitzvah for the disabled, when I suddenly thought, "Gosh, The Third Reich’s a bit rubbish, I think I’ll kill the Führer."
* Amy, Rory, and the Doctor's reaction after Mels regenerates into River, followed by the Doctor and River's ''Manga/DeathNote''-Level IKnowYouKnowIKnow exchange.
** Blink and you'll miss it, but the Doctor actually ''covers up his eyes'' after Melody propped her foot up on that armchair.
** Another blink and you'll miss it, when Melody leaves the room for the first time after regenerating, you can see the Doctor covering a certain part of his body up.
* Amy and Rory get quite a few between them throughout. They write the word "Doctor" into a field with their car because "he never answers his phone". The Doctor turns up in the middle of the "O" with tomorrow's newspaper, which contains a front page story about the crop circle, and simply asks...
-->'''The Doctor:''' Seriously?
** The three of them scream in comical terror when they realise Mels is driving straight at them. Plus the fact that Amy and Rory get out of the way, but she '''does''' hit the Doctor.
* The flashbacks to Amy, Rory and Mels as children are full of Funny Moments.
-->'''Amelia:''' Why are you always in trouble? You're the most in trouble in the whole school, except for boys.\\
'''Young Mels:''' And you.\\
'''Amelia:''' I count as a boy!
** Mels' insistance that several historical events happened because "the Doctor didn't stop it".
** The scene in Amy's bedroom is one big one. Mels is lying on the bed playing with a toy police telephone box.
--->'''Mels:''' It was late, I took a bus.\\
'''Rory:''' No, you stole a bus.\\
'''Amy:''' Who steals a ''bus''?\\
'''Mels:''' I returned it.\\
'''Rory:''' You drove it through the Botanical Garden.\\
'''Mels:''' Short cut. ''[giggles]''\\
'''Amy:''' Why can't you just act like a person? Like a normal ''legal'' person?\\
'''Mels:''' I don't know. Maybe I need a Doctor!\\
'''Amy:''' Stop it.\\
'''Rory:''' I better go. I'm on earlies tomorrow.\\
'''Mels:''' It's alright for you. You've got Mr. Perfect keeping you right.\\
'''Amy:''' He's not even real. Just a stupid dream when I was a kid.\\
'''Mels:''' I wasn't talking about him.\\
'''Amy:''' What, Rory? ''[Rory freezes in the doorway]'' How have I ''got'' Rory?\\
'''Rory:''' Yeah, how...how's she got me?\\
'''Amy:''' He's not mine.\\
'''Rory:''' No. No, I'm not hers.\\
'''Mels:''' Oh, come on. It's got to be you two! Oh, [[{{Foreshadowing}} cut to the song]], it's getting boring.\\
'''Amy:''' Nice thought, ok? But completely impossible.\\
'''Rory:''' Yeah, impossible!\\
'''Amy:''' I mean, I'd love to, he's gorgeous, he's my favourite guy, but he's, you know?\\
'''Rory:''' [[JustFriends A friend]].\\
'''Amy:''' ''[overlapping]'' [[MistakenForGay Gay]]!\\
(''they look at each other in shock'')\\
'''Rory:''' I'm not gay.\\
'''Amy:''' Yes, you are.\\
'''Rory:''' No. No, I'm not.\\
'''Amy:''' Course you are, don't be stupid! In the whole time I've known you, when've you ever shown interest in a girl?\\
'''Mels:''' [[LampshadeHanging Penny in the air...]]\\
'''Amy:''' I've known you for, what, 10 years? I've seen you practically every day. Name one girl you've paid even the slightest bit of attention to?\\
''[Rory quickly leaves the room without saying a word. Mels starts laughing as the speechless Amy slowly starts to realise Rory's feelings for her.]''\\
'''Amy:''' Oh, my God! Rory! ''[she chases after him]''\\
'''Mels:''' [[BrickJoke ...and the penny drops!]]
* This hilarious bit from the Doctor after Mels causes it to go out of control:
-->'''The Doctor:''' YOU SHOT MY TARDIS!
* Immediately after Mels regenerates and has momentarily disappeared to check out her new body:
-->'''Rory:''' Does anybody else find this day just a bit difficult? I'm getting a sort of banging in my head.\\
'''Amy:''' Yeah, I think that's Hitler in the cupboard.\\
'''Rory:''' That's not helping.
* The Doctor is questioning Robo-Amy about the Silence when he hits a dead end.
-->'''The Doctor:''' Yes, but
gravestone, then what is the Question?\\
''[dramatic pause]''\\
'''Robo-Amy:''' Unknown.\\
it?\\
'''Clara:''' (''nervous but calm'') What do you think that gravestone really is?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Well, fat lot of use that is, you big ginge.
* Rory steals a bike from a Nazi:
-->'''Rory:''' Heil!\\
'''Nazi:''' Heil!\\
''[Rory knocks him out with a punch
(''busy, as they're about to the face and steals the bike]''\\
'''Amy:''' Can you ride a motorbike?\\
'''Rory:''' I expect so. It's that sort of day.
** That the soldier winds up being the disguised Teselecta makes it even funnier.
* Amy and Rory find themselves inside a giant robot replica of Amy:
-->'''Rory:''' OK, OK, I'm trapped inside a giant robot replica of my wife. ''[whispering to himself]'' I'm really trying not to see this as a metaphor.\\
'''Amy:''' How can we
be in here? How do we fit?\\
'''Rory:''' Miniaturisation Ray.\\
'''Amy:''' How would you know that?\\
'''Rory:''' [[AskAStupidQuestion Well, there was a ray, and then we were miniaturized...]]\\
'''Amy:''' All right.
* The crew of the ''Teselecta'' (a humanoid robot) trying to make sure their "Janitor" disguise has come out right.
-->'''Harriet:''' I don't trust sensors, I want to take a look myself.\\
'''Jim:''' We're in a hurry. We're not trying to win an award.\\
'''Harriet:''' That's what you said when we made {{Rasputin|TheMadMonk}} green!
* Melody Pond's regeneration from "I'm focusing on a dress size" to "I'm gonna wear lots of jodphurs."
* When River walks into a party of Nazis.
-->'''River:''' ''[fires off two machine guns]'' LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! I don't have a thing to wear. ''[points guns at everyone]'' Take off your clothes.
** And shortly after that, when Amy and Rory are trying to find River:
--->'''Rory:''' Okay, all of Berlin, how do we find her?\\
'''Amy:''' I don't know. Look for clues.\\
'''Rory:''' ''Clues?'' ''[imitating Amy's accent]'' What kind of ''clues''?!\\
'''Amy:''' Shut up...\\
''[the doors of a nearby building fly open, and a crowd of people in their underwear run out]''\\
'''Rory:''' ...Okay.
* Absolutely ''anything'' said by the antibodies.
-->'''Antibody:''' Please remain calm while your life is terminated.\\
'''Antibody:''' It is normal to experience fear during your incineration.\\
'''Antibody:''' You will feel a slight tingling sensation and then death.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E9NightTerrors "Night Terrors"]]]]
* Rory proclaiming "We're dead. ''Again''."
* Alex's response to a long, grand speech from the Doctor.
-->'''Alex:''' You're not from social services, are you?
** And the Doctor getting sidetracked regarding the term for a phobia of everything:
--->'''The Doctor:''' Pantaphobia. That's what
attacked'') A gravestone?\\
'''River:''' (''still calm'') Maybe
it's called, pantaphobia. Not fear of pants, though, if that's what you're thinking. It's a false grave?\\
'''Clara:''' (''getting nervous as
the fear of everything, ...including pants, I suppose]]. Anyway, go on."
** He also gets sidetracked talking about how they've knocked down the blocks he went around and built new ones, and how hard it is to remember everything he's seen. Alex is freaking out during the second one, but you can ''still'' hear him going on in the background.
* Also Alex's reactions when the Doctor is debating whether or not to open the cupboard.
* The Doctor telling George about his "Bedtime Stories" and fiddling with
Whispermen approach'') Maybe it's a Rubik's Cube.
* Amy, Rory and the Doctor trying to find George's flat by knocking on other people's doors.
* The asshole landlord Mr. Purcell, having gone through hell in the dollhouse, finds himself back home and the first thing he does is hug his menacing dog.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E10TheGirlWhoWaited "The Girl Who Waited"]]]]
* "[[CallBack Glasses are cool.]]"
* Amy lost her phone.
-->'''Amy:''' Has anyone seen my phone?\\
false grave?\\
'''The Doctor:''' ''[sighs]'' I bring you to a planet two billion light years away and you want to update... ''Website/{{Twitter}}''?
* The two Amys fighting -- you know, before the MoodWhiplash.
* Future Amy flirting with Rory, much to his discomfort.
-->'''Amy:''' I've known you my ''whole'' life. ''How'' many games of "Doctors and Nurses"...
* The Doctor describing Apalapucia as the "second-most popular" destination for intergalactic travellers. Why didn't he take them to the most popular planet? "It's boring. Planet of the coffee shops."
* "If anyone can defeat pre-destiny,
Yep, maybe!\\
'''River:''' (''still calm'') Maybe
it's your wife."
* The Amys are told to think
the same thought, the most important thought they've ever had. Considering the recent conversation, one would expect it to be something along the lines of "I love Rory". Instead they start... doing the macarena? (Okay, it's because that was connected to Amy and Rory's first kiss, but the audience doesn't know that until a few moments later.)

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E11TheGodComplex "The God Complex"]]]]
* The National Anthem of Tivoli, Gibbis' planet, is "[[CheeseEatingSurrenderMonkeys Glory To]] [[HelloInsertNameHere Insert Name Here]]".
* Rory squeeing over a CoolCar, then taking the Doctor aside to mention all the reasons he can't accept it, and then how he's going to ingore all of those reasons.
* Rory's MemeticBadass status has been acknowledged in-universe. In the HellHotel, everyone sees rooms with their worst fears. What does Rory see? Fire Exits. [[TooSpicyForYogSothoth The Minotaur just wants him to]] ''[[TooSpicyForYogSothoth leave]]''.
* When the Minotaur breaks the door open, Rory, who has been leaning against it from the other side, is swung around behind the door out-of-sight.
* When Amy and Rita duck inside a room meant for someone else, a sad clown with a balloon is sitting on the bed.
-->'''Rita:''' How's it going?\\
'''Amy:''' ''Don't talk
secret entrance to the clown!''
* Rory's BlackComedy GenreSavvy when Rita and the Doctor become friends:
-->'''Rory:''' Every time the Doctor gets pal-y with someone I have this overwhelming urge to [[CartwrightCurse notify their next-of-kin]].
* When Amy and Rory are looking over the photos, one past victim called Royston Luke Gold had a fear of ''Plymouth''.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E12ClosingTime "Closing Time"]]]]
* "Doctor, what are you doing here?" Craig sounds like he's greeting some annoying relative, and given how odd Eleven can be, it's not far from the truth.
* The Doctor distracting Craig from the fact that they're on a Cybermen spaceship by [[HoYay pretending to be in love/coming on to him]].
* '''Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All.'''
* "Not Mum, that's you. Also Not Mum, that's me and everyone else is... peasants. Well, that's unfortunate."
* The fact that the Doctor and Craig are MistakenForGay. So much HoYay! Of course, this is preceded by the Doctor saying "You're my baby" to Craig rather loudly before giving him a great big hug.
* "I liked his hat."
* Bitey.
* Don't worry, I have an app for that.
* The return of "You redecorated! I don't like it."
-->'''Craig:''' It's a new house!
* A blink and you'll miss it one: Sophie returns from her little vacation, amazed at the clean house and asking if anything's happened. Craig denies it, until Stormageddon chimes in with his first word: "Doctor."
* "Hello, Craig! I'm ''[[LargeHam back.]]''" Said with a huge cheesy grin on his face and his arms straight down at his sides.
* The Doctor quieting the baby by just going "Shh." Later using it on another adult.
** The Doctor stating that the "Shhh" trick {{only works once}} and on underdeveloped brains... moments before he uses it on Craig.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E13TheWeddingOfRiverSong "The Wedding of River Song"]]]]
* The Doctor meets up with River again while in the company of Madame Kovarian. When they start flirting again, Kovarian comes out with...
-->'''Kovarian:''' Oh, they're flirting again! Do I have to watch this?
** It's the delivery that makes it!
* Also, when the Doctor wakes up in Amy Pond's office on a train, he rattles on about how they used to be best friends in another version of reality, and how she grew up with a time rift in her wall that affected her memories, so she should be able to remember him... only to realise he's picked up a toy TARDIS, and the walls are covered in drawings of him and the creatures they've faced.
** Amy's hilariously bad drawing of Rory.
--->'''Amy:''' Yes, Rory. My husband. I haven't found him yet, but I love him very much, don't I?\\
tomb?\\
'''Clara:''' [[SuddenlyShouting MAYBE IT'S THE SECRET ENTRANCE TO THE TOMB!]]\\
'''The Doctor:''' (''examining her sketch of Rory, so handsome that he is unrecognizable'') Yes, apparently.
* The sickened look on Amy's face when she realizes she's the Doctor's mother-in-law.
-->'''River:''' Father dear, [[INeedAFreakingDrink I think mummy might need another drink]].
* The Doctor is explaining how time broke to UsefulNotes/WinstonChurchill, ending with...
-->'''The Doctor:''' Like a record stuck on a needle.\\
'''Winston Churchill:''' A record? Dear God, man, haven't you ever heard of downloads?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Said Winston Churchill!
* Anything with [[LosingYourHead Dorium Maldovar]].
-->'''Dorium:''' I'm a ''head!'' '''''I have rights!'''''
* Amy's Cliff Notes explanation to Rory of their relationship in the real world.
-->'''Amy:''' You and I got married and had a daughter and that's her.\\
'''Rory:''' ...okay.
** Similarly, their proposal: "Let's get drinks sometime." "Okay." "And married." "Fine."
* Early on, there's the sign in the park: "Pterodactyls are vermin: do not feed them."
* Rory and Amy's disgusted [[http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsr00cKG3o1qkjxrmo2_500.jpg looks]] when the Doctor and River have [[TheBigDamnKiss their big kiss]].

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E14DeathIsTheOnlyAnswer "Death Is the Only Answer"]]]]
* The Doctor is in a prank war with ''UsefulNotes/AlbertEinstein''. And then there's this line:
-->'''The Doctor:''' [[EinsteinHair Nice hair!]] You should keep it; looks more science-y.\\
[...]\\
'''Albert:''' But you said you were going to give
Yes! Of course, makes sense! They'd never bury my toothbrush back!\\
'''The Doctor:''' Uh, yes, about that, the Daleks kind of exterminated it last week -- or was it last century?

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E15NightAndTheDoctor "Night and the Doctor"]]]]
* Special mention goes to the Doctor's response to Amy's "serious face".
-->'''The Doctor:''' Roooory!! She's having an emotion!!!!
* The end of "Bad Night" has the Doctor discover that the goldfish he'd been holding onto for the entire episode was in face ''not'' the Queen of England.
-->'''The Doctor''': It's the wrong fish. I've taken the wrong fish. River, we've got the wrong fish!
* The Doctor sending Amy to visit her younger self:
-->'''Amy''': Okay, okay, so I ask a big, important question about life and you're basically telling me to go and buy myself an ice cream.\\
'''The Doctor:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint No Amy, I'm telling you to go and buy us both ice creams.]]

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWho2011CSTheDoctorTheWidowAndTheWardrobe "The Doctor, the Widow and the Wardrobe"]]]]
* After a [[AwesomeMoments most epic]] moment in which the Doctor ''puts on a spacesuit while falling into the atmosphere'', he [[NotTheFallThatKillsYou crashes into the Earth]], he sounds rather injured... and then it's discovered that it's because he thinks he's gone blind due to putting the suit on backwards.
** Even better, when Madge asks him how in the world was he able to put the thing on backwards, he says what might be one of his biggest understatements in a few series: "I got dressed in a hurry."
* The reveal that, due to the Doctor being separated from the TARDIS in the 1930s, there are ''real'' police boxes around.
* The hammock scene:
-->'''Cyril:''' Where are the beds?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Well, I couldn't fit everything in, there had to be sacrifices. Anyway, who needs beds when you've got HAMMOCKS?!\\
''[he pulls a lever and two hammocks come down. Cyril, Lily and Madge are confused]''\\
'''The Doctor:''' [[CatchPhrase I know!]]\\
'''Cyril:''' But how do you get on?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Watch and learn, kid.\\
''[EpicFail follows]''\\
'''Madge:''' For God's sake!\\
'''The Doctor:''' This hammock has developed a fault.
* When it becomes increasingly obvious the Androzani trees are PlantAliens:
-->'''Cyril:''' Caretaker ... are the trees ... ''alive?''\\
'''The Doctor:''' (''beat'') ..[[AskAStupidQuestion Of course they're alive!]] [[FridgeBrilliance They're]] ''[[CaptainObvious trees!]]''
* Madge (unarmed) gets into a standoff with three armed soldiers. One of the male soldiers starts crying uncontrollably (because he has "[[FreudianExcuse unresolved mother issues]]"). Combine with the female soldier being overly concerned with "[[PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad the visual]]" of the situation, and the leader being entirely unable to control his own troops, and you have the least threatening collection of GasMaskMooks in history.
* While Madge pilots the mecha to save her kids.
-->'''Madge:''' Caretaker?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Yeah?\\
'''Madge:''' You're fired!!
* When the tree ship is taking off we get probably the most succinct summary of the Doctor's more chaotic escapades we'll ever hear:
-->'''Lily: ''' What's happening?\\
'''The Doctor:''' No idea, do what I do -- hold tight and pretend it's a plan.
* Amy getting so fed up with carolers that she comes to the door armed with a squirt gun.
** Amy realizing that it's actually the Doctor. And squirting him with the squirt gun. [[OverlyLongGag Repeatedly.]]

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E17PondLife "Pond Life"]]]]
* Part 1: The Doctor lays down some backing vocals, while wearing a backwards baseball cap.
** "Helmic Regulator's acting up again... oh dear. I seem to have collided with Ancient Greece. '''AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH'''--"
** Amy and Rory listen to all this, [[SeenItAll entirely unconcerned]], and appear to be playing a DrinkingGame while doing so.
* Pond Life [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm0dqb7rKpk Part 3]] features Amy and Rory waking up in the morning to see an Ood on their loo.
* Part 4. Butler Ood. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ikv0QbubV7Y Talk about guilty pleasures.]]
-->'''Rory:''' I feel so guilty.\\
'''Amy:''' Just eat your breakfast.
** Then they both give Butler Ood a thumbs up, while were the most awkward smiles ever.
wife out here!\\
'''Clara:''' Your ''what''?!



[[folder:Series 7 / Season 33]]
[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E1AsylumOfTheDaleks "Asylum of the Daleks"]]]]:
* The {{Metaphorgotten}} continues...
-->'''The Doctor:''' A Dalek without a gun is like a tricycle with a roof.
* Amy's acid sequence from the nano-cloud overwriting her memories makes her see a room full of daleks as a crowd of people.Including a Little girl ballerina with flaming red hair. Ballerina Dalek. And you thought Donna making them spin was funny enough.
** And for bonus points, when we see the room as it really is that particular dalek can be seen slowly spinning in the background.
* Near the start of the episode:
-->'''The Doctor:''' How many Daleks?\\
'''Amy:''' Armed?\\
'''Rory:''' What colour? (''beat'') Sorry, all the good questions were gone.
* Before the title sequence, the Daleks ask the Doctor to save them. The Doctor's response?
-->'''The Doctor:''' Well, ''this'' is new!
* When the Daleks reveal that there's a signal coming from the very heart of their insane asylum planet, we promptly hear ''Carmen'' blaring over the loudspeakers. The Daleks, having no understanding of classical music, demand to know what it is:
-->'''Supreme Dalek:''' [[AC:What is the noise? Ex-plain! ''Ex-plain!!'']]\\
'''The Doctor:''' That's, uh, me.\\
'''Rory:''' Sorry, ''[[FlatWhat what?]]''\\
'''The Doctor:''' It's me, playing the triangle. (''chuckles sheepishly'') Got buried in the mix. ''Carmen!'' Lovely show...
** And then the Doctor has this unorthodox suggestion for the race of genocidal aliens:
-->'''The Doctor:''' Have you considered tracking back the signal and talking to them?\\
(''the Daleks just stare at him'')\\
'''The Doctor:''' (''to himself'') [[AskAStupidQuestion ...he asked the]] [[OmnicidalManiac Daleks...]]
* After the Daleks explain the situation, the Doctor wonders why they haven't sent in their own forces to deal with the situation. Turns out that ''[[TheDreaded the Daleks]]'' are too ''scared'' of going down into an asylum of their insane brethren.
* When the Doctor finds out how the Daleks plan on getting him into the Asylum...
-->'''The Doctor:''' You're going to fire me at a planet? That's your plan? I get fired at a planet and expected to fix it?\\
'''Rory:''' In fairness that is slightly your M.O.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Don't be fair to the Daleks when they're firing me at a planet!
* Rory thinking the Daleks are asking for [[InterruptedCatchphrase "eggs"]]. Sure, the audience probably knows what's coming, but Rory just [[PunctuatedForEmphasis DOES. NOT. GET IT!]]
* While talking to the Doctor, Oswin begins making playfully teasing remarks about [[LanternJawOfJustice his chin]], much to the Doctor's chagrin.
-->'''The Doctor:''' Oi, just what is ''wrong'' with my chin??\\
'''Oswin:''' Careful, you'll have someone's eye out with that thing.
** And later:
--->'''Oswin:''' Hello, "the Chin!"
* When the Doctor tells an insane Dalek to scan him:
-->'''The Doctor:''' Identify me, access your files, who am I? Come on! Who's your daddy?\\
'''Dalek:''' [[AC:[[BaitAndSwitch You are the Predator.]]]]
** When said Dalek decides to blow itself up in [[TakingYouWithMe a suicide attack against the Doctor]] after realizing it doesn't have the power left to shoot him, the Doctor uses his sonic screwdriver to open up its casing and hack its inner circuitry... then drops the head casing back into place with a cartoon-worthy ''CLANG!'' And then it turns out that the Doctor wasn't looking for a self-destruct countermand, but ''reverse.''
--->'''Dalek:''' (''helplessly rolling away from the Doctor towards its fellow Daleks'') [[AC:FORWARDS! FORWARDS! FORWARDS! FORWARDS! ''FORRRRRRWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRDS--!!'']]\\
(''the Dalek hits its comrades like a bunch of ninepins'') '''KABOOM!!!'''
* At the very end of the episode, to quote the recap page:
-->'''Recap:''' ...Amy and Rory rather effortlessly resolve their marriage, and the Doctor hastily bids goodbye to a collection of [[LaserGuidedAmnesia extremely confused Daleks]] who wonder who this Doctor person is and why he's babbling about an [[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E13ThePartingOfTheWays Oncoming Storm]].
* There's that one scene after Amy slaps Rory:
--> '''Oswin:''' Do you know how you make someone into a Dalek? Subtract love, add anger. Doesn't she seem a bit too angry to you?
-->'''Amy:''' [[ViolentGlaswegian Well. Somebody's never been to Scotland.]]

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E2DinosaursOnASpaceship "Dinosaurs on a Spaceship"]]]]:
* Just try not to laugh at the Doctor's giddiness while riding a triceratops in the episode's [[http://www.doctorwhobbc.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/s07e02_wall_4x3.jpg promo image.]]
* Rory being ''kissed'' by the Doctor, and his somewhat displeased/surprised reaction. It's funnier when you realize Creator/MattSmith did it on his own. It wasn't in the script.
* Rory's dad randomly carrying around a trowel and golf balls, and seeming confused as to why Rory considers that strange, thinking that everyone should do this. The trowel bit leads on to this:
-->'''Brian:''' You should put it on your Christmas list.\\
'''Rory:''' Dad, I'm thirty-one, I don't have a Christmas list anymore.\\
'''The Doctor:''' I DO!
** Rory just gives the Doctor a slow thumbs-up at this.
* The Doctor falls victim to CutenessProximity... upon seeing a ''fully grown triceratops''.
** When the triceratops is sniffing at Brian's pants and the golf-balls in his pocket:
-->'''Brian:''' What-do-I-do, what-do-I-do?! ''What's it doing!?!''\\
'''The Doctor:''' You don't have any vegetable matter in your trousers, do you Brian?\\
'''Brian:''' Only my balls.\\
'''Rory:''' (''facepalm'')\\
(''{{beat}}'')\\
'''The Doctor:''' ...I'm sorry?
* Amy's interactions with Nefertiti were also pretty funny.
-->'''Nefertiti:''' And you, Amy, are you also a queen?\\
'''Amy:''' (''after pausing shiftily'') Yes... yes I am.
** This response after Nefertiti asks if she's the Doctor's queen.
-->'''Amy''': No, no, I'm Rory's queen. Wife! I'm his wife. Please don't tell him I said I was his queen, I'll never hear the end of it.
* Riddell and Nefertiti are utterly hilarious.
-->'''Riddell:''' What you need is a brave, interesting man of action with an enormous ''weapon''. (''pumps electric rifle and leaves'')\\
'''Amy:''' So, it's the human sleeping potion or the walking innuendo. Take your pick.
* Amy and Riddell.
-->'''Riddell:''' This is a two-man job. (''Amy grabs stun rifle'') What are you doing?\\
'''Amy:''' I'm easily worth two men. You can tag along if you like.
** A little later...
--->'''Riddell:''' You know what I want most?\\
'''Amy:''' [[{{Hypocrite}} A class in gender politics?]]
* As Riddell and Nefertiti bicker behind her, Amy insists that [[HypocriticalHumor she will not stand for flirting companions.]]
* Brian has a good idea. The Doctor agrees.
-->'''The Doctor:''' Brian Pond, you are delicious!\\
'''Brian:''' I'm ''not'' a Pond.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Of course you are.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E3ATownCalledMercy "A Town Called Mercy"]]]]:
* Amy, [[RecklessGunUsage while waving a loaded gun around]]:
-->'''Amy:''' You've clearly been taking stupid lessons since I last saw you! '''*BANG*'''
** And then:
--->'''Isaac:''' Everyone who isn't an American put their guns down.\\
'''*BANG*'''\\
'''Amy:''' I didn't mean to do that.
* Also:
-->'''The Doctor:''' Anachronistic electricity, "Keep Out" signs, aggressive stares -- has somebody been peeking at my Christmas list!?
* The Doctor informing the preacher that his horse Joshua is actually called Susan and wants the preacher to respect his lifestyle choices. Yes, the Doctor speaks Horse now.
** The entire scene afterwards when he detects Kahler-Jex' ship plays out like he's having a conversation with one of his companions... except that the companion is a transgender horse.
* The Doctor is horrified when he thinks that the Gunslinger shoots people's hats.
* The way the Doctor saunters into the saloon, and orders his drink.
-->'''The Doctor:''' (''in an American accent'') Tea. But the strong stuff. Leave the bag in. (''starts making goofy faces as the toothpick he's chewing on gets stuck in his mouth'')
* The TARDIS was meant to go to Mexico. How'd it end up in Mercy? The Doctor blames Rory getting ''toast crumbs'' in the console.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E4ThePowerOfThree "The Power of Three"]]]]:
* The Doctor playing Wii Tennis.
* After UNIT break into Amy and Rory's home. While Rory is in his underwear.
-->'''Rory:''' There are soldiers all over the house, and I'm in my pants!\\
'''Amy:''' My whole life I've dreamed of saying that, and I miss it by being someone else.
* After Kate Stewart lists the ways UNIT have been testing the cubes, the Doctor says:
-->'''The Doctor:''' That's impressive. I don't want them to be impressive, I want them to be vulnerable with a nice AchillesHeel.
* The Doctor going stir crazy while watching the cubes and going on a rampage of activity. These include: Painting the fence, vacuuming the house, playing Wii Tennis, kicking a soccer ball, staring at cubes and a lot more. He gets back down and asks Rory how long it's been. It's only been an hour.
* Amy and the Doctor are being told about the cubes. Some respond to proximity and others cause mood swings. The room is dark and gloomy, everyone is serious, and then Amy opens the door of a chamber containing a cube... and it starts playing the chicken dance song. Made even better by the Doctor sticking his fingers in his ears slowly, with a completely serious face, as if facing the worst noise in all of existence. Considering the seriousness of the rest of the scene, it comes out of nowhere.
* At her secret UNIT base under the Tower of London, Kate Stewart has squads of trained beheaders. And Ravens of Death. Given her parentage, did you really expect her ''not'' to be a DeadpanSnarker?
* The Doctor can't understand how humans can live with only one heart.
* One of Rory's patients comes to him in a wheelchair...[[NoodleIncident with his foot stuck in a toilet.]] Rory's reaction is [[OhNoNotAgain "Again?"]]
* The Doctor's seemingly genuine surprise to learn that Amy and Rory have jobs when he's not around.
* When Amy, the Doctor and Rory are eating fish fingers and custard:
-->'''The Doctor:''' If I had a restaurant, this would be all I'd serve.\\
'''Amy:''' Yeah, right. You running a restaurant.\\
'''The Doctor:''' I've run restaurants. Who do you think invented the Yorkshire pudding?\\
''[Rory laughs, then does a double take]''\\
'''Rory:''' You didn't.
* When the Doctor claims the Shakri are Gallifreyan fairy tales, Amy comments on it. The Doctor's response?
-->''You can talk. A wolf in your grandmother's nightdress?''
* It's quite a subtle one, but the moment just after the cubes start doing stuff, the Doctor, Rory and Amy all meet up and share what their respective cubes have done with each one getting more impressive...and then Rory's dad comes in with ''his'' cube-story...
-->'''Rory:''' The cube in there just opened!\\
'''Amy:''' The cube upstairs just spiked me and took my pulse!\\
'''The Doctor:''' Mine fired laser bolts and now it's surfing the net!\\
(''Brian rushes into the house'')\\
'''Brian:''' You're never gonna believe this. My cube...just moved! It ''rattled''!
* When Rory mentions he's got to go to work, the Doctor is clearly confused that either he or Amy would ''need'' jobs, and Rory tries to counter by asking what the Doctor thinks they do when he's not around.
-->'''The Doctor:''' I imagine mostly kissing.\\
(''Rory makes a face as if to say 'fair enough'.'')
* The Doctor has no patience at all, as proven by the below quote.
-->'''Rory:''' You said we had to be patient!
-->'''Doctor:''' Yes! You! Not me! I hate being patient, patience is for wimps!

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E5TheAngelsTakeManhattan "The Angels Take Manhattan"]]]]:
* The ''Statue of Liberty'' is a Weeping Angel. When Rory sees it, he remarks, "I've always wanted to see the Statue of Liberty. I guess she got impatient."
* Out of nowhere, in the middle of an incredibly heartbreaking scene:
-->'''Amy:''' Do you think you'll just come back to life?!\\
'''Rory:''' [[LampshadeHanging When]] ''[[TheyKilledKennyAgain don't]]'' [[TheyKilledKennyAgain I]]?!
* The Doctor's attraction to Melody Malone. Who is, of course, his wife. Yowza.
* The Doctor's "final checks" have nothing to do with any mechnical trouble the T.A.R.D.I.S. might be having due to the "landing in a temporal blizzard" trick she just pulled off. It's adjusting his hair and fixing his bowtie. He has to look good for his wife, you know?

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS33CiNTheGreatDetective "The Great Detective"]]]]:
* The Paternoster Row gang and their increasingly desperate attempts to create a cover story for calling in a DarkerAndEdgier Doctor to check on him.
-->'''Vastra:''' I've calculated a 34% chance (the meteor shower) is the result of alien intervention!\\
(''{{beat}}'')\\
'''Vastra:''' ...24%.\\
(''{{beat}}'')\\
'''Vastra:''' ...Well they ''could'' just be meteors, but it's worth looking into!
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAAc6iDS01U Strax has declared war on the Moon.]]'' What's even better -- judging by Vastra and Jenny's exasperated reactions, Strax's cover story was probably NOT actually a cover story. He seems completely serious about the threat the Moon poses to the safety of the Earth, and they seem like they've heard his speech a few too many times before.
-->'''Strax:''' Too long the Moon has hung unmonitored and unsuspected in the sky! It has gained an enormous tactical advantage!\\
'''Jenny:''' ''There's no-one living there!''
* Jenny's rambling story about a professor who wants to split the world open with a giant drill ([[Recap/DoctorWhoS7E4Inferno sound]] [[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E8TheHungryEarth fami]][[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E9ColdBlood liar]]?).
-->'''Jenny:''' I think we should investigate. (''{{beat}}'') I mean... he doesn't actually have a giant drill... and he's not really a professor... and he was a bit drunk at the time and... singing a bit, but you know it's never too early to... investigate... a... drill...

[[AC:"Vastra Investigates"]]:
* Jenny does not seem to have warmed up to Strax any further. Also, he does not understand the concept of arresting someone to put them on trial.
-->'''Strax:''' Prepare for obliteration, Earthling scum!\\
'''Inspector:''' Actually, Mr. Strax, if you could just take him aside? I have some officers on the way.\\
'''Strax:''' As you wish! Human filth.\\
'''Jenny:''' (''exasperated'') Sorry. He's new.
* Vastra's [[http://25.media.tumblr.com/c8e5d739f32362fd4a33ffed846cdf66/tumblr_mfr74pTqUR1r78gl0o1_r1_500.gif innocent, wide-eyed smile]] through the Scotland Yard officer's awkward fumbling for words is ''priceless''.
-->'''Vastra:''' He is a genetically-modified clone warrior from outer space.\\
'''Inspector:''' ...makes sense...

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWho2012CSTheSnowmen "The Snowmen"]]]]:
* The Doctor pretending to be Sherlock Holmes.
* The Doctor's line on Strax:
-->'''The Doctor:''' He died for a friend of mine, then another friend [[BackFromTheDead brought him back]]. But I don't think his brains made the return trip!
* THE MEMORY WORM. Clara considers this true in-universe.
-->'''Clara:''' Why would I run? I know what's going to happen next and it's funny.
* Strax greeting Clara when she arrives at Vastra's hideout.
-->'''Strax:''' Do not attempt to escape, or you will be obliterated. May I take your coat?
* When Strax shows up to help the Doctor investigate:
-->'''Strax:''' Madame Vastra wondered if you needed any [[YourAnswerToEverything grenades]].\\
'''The Doctor:''' Grenades!?\\
(''{{beat}}'')\\
'''Strax:''' She ''might'' have said "help".
* When [[ButtMonkey Strax]] expertly analyzes the war zone, the Doctor kisses his head. He then makes one of the most hilarious [[http://25.media.tumblr.com/5deb491a8474dcf1822b6a67bb5eb8d0/tumblr_mfmomrdE8f1rsvfzbo2_500.gif faces]] in history.
** How does Strax respond? "[[TheComicallySerious Sir, please do not 'noogie' me during combat prep!]]"
* Vastra casually introducing herself and Jenny to the freaked-out maid.
-->'''Vastra:''' Hello, I'm a lizard woman from the dawn of time. And this is my wife!
* All of Clara's stories are true. Including the one where she was born behind the clock face of Big Ben ("accounting for my acute sense of time") and the one where she [[BlatantLies invented fish]] because she dislikes swimming alone.
* "Winter is coming." -- If you're a fan of ''Series/GameOfThrones'', this line is a hundred times funnier. Also becomes ActorAllusion once you remember Creator/JennaColeman is dating Richard Madden, who plays as Robb Stark in Game Of Thrones.
* Any time Jenny gets a chance to take a dig at Simeon is a cross between this and [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome CMoA]], but especially this:
-->'''Simeon:''' (''sneering'') I ''am'' honored tonight. The veiled detective ''and'' her... fatuous accomplice.\\
'''Jenny:''' (''mocking curtsy'') At your service.
** "We are ''married''!" "Which is more than can be said for you, 'ey, ''dear''."
* This charming banter:
-->'''Clara:''' After you!\\
'''The Doctor:''' After you!\\
'''Clara:''' After you! I'm wearing a dress! Eyes front, soldier!\\
'''The Doctor:''' My eyes are always front!\\
'''Clara:''' (''in a singsong voice'') Mine aren't...
* Anytime the Doctor and Strax start verbally sparring.
-->'''The Doctor:''' You think I'll go solve a mystery for any bint who smiles at me?! Who do you think I am?!\\
'''Strax:''' ''Sherlock Holmes.''\\
'''The Doctor:''' DON'T try to be clever, Strax, it doesn't suit you.\\
'''Strax:''' Yes, sir.\\
'''The Doctor:''' I'm the clever one, you're the potato one.\\
'''Strax:''' Yes, sir.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Now go away.\\
'''Strax:''' Yes... Mister Holmes.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Oi! Shut up! (''as Strax laughs'') You're not funny! Or clever! And you've got tiny little legs!
* Captain Latimer's response to discovering the Doctor and Clara together, the Doctor's innocent insistence that he's Clara's "gentleman friend" and they've been upstairs kissing, Clara's a working-class girl and moonlights as a barmaid, the house is surrounded by evil alien snowmen, there's a lesbian Silurian detective, her wife and a Sontaran butler in his foyer, his maid's fainted and there's a demonic ice-sculpture version of his children's former governess that's inexplicably talking like Mr. Punch coming after them from the top of the stairs:
-->'''Latimer:''' (''to Clara, [[AllLoveIsUnrequited hurt and small]]'')... [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking You have a gentleman friend]]?
** The way Matt delivers the kissing line is hilarious!
** Captain Latimer is also greatly impressed that Clara has such a remarkable amount of wisdom in the matters of family for one so very pretty. ''[[FreudianSlip Young]]''.
* When the Doctor is communicating with Clara at a distance and she gestures for him to come into the house and up to see her, the Doctor thinks he's just going to gesture back that he's leaving. The Doctor's hand, it turns out, disagrees:
-->'''The Doctor:''' ''Five minutes''?! Where did ''that'' come from?!
** This gets followed up on when the Doctor pulls his Punch-minus-Judy routine and that same hand, with Punch puppet still on, ''tries to make out with the Doctor'' and he reacts as though it's still moving of its own accord.
* Clara's take on the usual "It's bigger on the inside" routine.
-->'''The Doctor:''' Go on, say it. Everyone else does.\\
'''Clara:''' (''walks out and looks over the TARDIS'') It's smaller on the outside!\\
'''The Doctor:''' Okay, (''{{beat}}'') that's a first.
* The Doctor's failed attempt to SherlockScan Dr. Simeon:
-->'''The Doctor:''' Now, shut up. I see from your collar stub that you have an apple tree and a wife with a limp. Am I right?\\
'''Simeon:''' No.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Do you have a wife?\\
'''Simeon:''' No.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Bit of a tree? Bit of a wife? Some apples? C'mon, work with me here.
* "Do you have a goldfish named Colin?"
-->'''Minion:''' ... No.\\
'''The Doctor:''' (''absurdly smug'') Thought not.
* "Hey, I told you to stay in there." "Oh. I didn't listen!"
* A small one, but Jenny translating her wife's explanation of the snow:
-->'''Vastra:''' The snow is highly localized, and, on this occasion, not naturally occurring.\\
'''Jenny:''' It's comin' out of that cab by the front gate.
* What the children did when Clara was away-Digby drew 7 new drawings and [[SeriousBusiness they saw a dead cow.]]
* Clara's "other voice." The secret one that she speaks in a cockney accent. Then she slips back into it during the Ice Governess attack.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E6TheBellsOfSaintJohn "The Bells of Saint John"]]]]:
* As the Doctor is putting Clara to sleep after the Spoonheads take over her, he opens a pack of Jammie Dodgers and sniffs them. Then, the Doctor eats a Jammie Dodger, and it sounds like he's enjoying his cookie... A bit too much.
* The phone conversation between Clara and the Doctor; Clara has no idea that the Doctor is actually somewhere in the thirteenth century, and before she inadvertently clues him in to who she really is he's forced to give her tech advice like a grumpy IT guy.
* The Doctor's discussion with the monks about the phone conversation with Clara:
-->'''Monk:''' Is it an evil spirit?\\
'''The Doctor:''' It's a woman.\\
(''Monk crosses himself frantically'')
* When the Doctor shows up at Clara's home. Consider it from Clara's perspective: a guy dressed like a monk who enjoys hearing people say "Doctor Who" is the I.T. guy she was talking to moments ago.
* Clara asks him why he's pointing at the large blue box on the street corner when he refers to his "mobile phone".
-->'''The Doctor:''' ''Because it's a surprisingly accurate description!''
* His frenzied flat-handed pounding on the door, and his utter glee when it opens and he sees her.
* The realization that the eponymous "Bells of Saint John" refer not to a church, but to the phone in the TARDIS, which has the St. John's medallion.
* While getting dressed in his suit, the Doctor reverently takes out a small wooden box... and opens it to reveal his bow tie.
** He puts his fez on, with a look of satisfaction, but then throws it off. Then he uses it to collect change from a crowd after performing a "magic trick".
* When the Doctor [[ItMakesSenseInContext is trying to land a crashing plane after landing the TARDIS inside it.]]
-->'''The Doctor:''' I'm the Doctor; I'm an alien from outer space; I'm a thousand years old; I've got two hearts; [[SuddenlyShouting AND I CAN'T FLY A PLANE! CAN YOU?!]]\\
'''Clara:''' No!\\
'''The Doctor:''' No? Oh, well, fine; let's do it together!
** Not to mention how Clara gets dragged into the TARDIS, hauled out into the middle of an airliner in flight, stumbles into the cabin, and rides through a near-crash while engaging in a running perplexed dialogue with the Doctor ... all without putting down her cup of coffee.
* This conversation:
-->'''Clara:''' If you've got a flying time machine, why are we on a motorbike?\\
'''The Doctor:''' I don't take the TARDIS into battle.\\
'''Clara:''' Because it's made of wood?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Because it's the most powerful ship in the universe, and I don't want it falling into the wrong hands. Again.
* While he's getting Clara some coffee at the rooftop café, the Doctor grabs some cakes on display and begins eating them.
* The evil corporation searching for a blue police box through photographs all night leads to a NoodleIncident at Earl's Court, where there is a real Police Box.
* Clara speculates on what the TARDIS is ''really'' for:
-->'''Clara:''' What is that box, anyway? Why have you got a box? Is it like a snogging booth?\\
'''The Doctor:''' A what?\\
'''Clara:''' Is that what you do? You bring a booth? There's such a thing as too keen.
** And again later:
---> '''Clara:''' Is this actually what you do? Do you just crook your finger and people just jump in your snog box and fly away?\\
'''The Doctor:''' It is not a snog box!
* Turns out that most, if not all, of the employees on the Shard have accounts on Facebook and various other social networking sites. Previously, Clara made a quip about Twitter along the lines of it sucking the souls of people.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E7TheRingsOfAkhaten "The Rings of Akhaten"]]]]:
* The Doctor barking like a dog at various aliens in order to communicate with them. It's even funnier (and more {{Adorkable}}) when Clara does it.
* The Doctor and the really extraordinarily heavy door.
-->'''Clara:''' Did you just lock us in?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Yep.\\
'''Clara:''' With the soul-eating monster?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Yep.
* The Doctor's reaction to finding out Grandfather is the planet.
-->'''Clara:''' You're going to fight it, aren't you?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Regrettably, yes, I think I may be about to do that.\\
'''Clara:''' It's really big.\\
'''The Doctor:''' I've seen bigger.\\
'''Clara:''' Really?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Are you ''joking?!'' It's ''massive!''
* At the end, the Doctor says "Hoi mun!", which may make no sense for the normal viewer. But for [[BilingualBonus others]] who live in Hong Kong, he's saying "Open the Door!" in horrific Cantonese.
* Clara going a mile a minute asking how the TARDIS travels through time, with a wonderful case of {{Metaphorgotten}} on top, asking if time is made of stuff like "jam is made of strawberries". The Doctor's response to this?
-->'''The Doctor:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Well, not strawberries]], because that would be unacceptable.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E8ColdWar "Cold War"]]]]:
* The Doctor and Clara's introductory scene for the episode -- they're dressed fancy, as they expected the TARDIS to take them to...
-->'''The Doctor:''' VivaLasVegas!
* The TARDIS' choice of a safe bolthole: the Pole. Specifically, the South Pole.
-->'''The Doctor:''' Can I trouble you for a lift?\\
(''[[EverybodyLaughsEnding everyone laughs]], except the Doctor, who sarcastically mouths along'')
* The opening sequence: A Soviet submarine prepares to launch its nuclear missiles. Captain Zhukov gets ready to push the button... then the tension's broken as Professor Grisenko enters, singing Ultravox's "Vienna".
-->'''Professor Grisenko:''' Have I interrupted something?\\
'''Captain Zhukov:''' We were about to blow up the world, Professor.\\
'''Professor Grisenko:''' Again?
* When Clara assures the Soviets that they aren't spies.
-->'''Clara:''' Pretty bad spies, mate. I don't even speak Russian!\\
(''confused looks from the Russians'')\\
'''Clara:''' ...Am I speaking Russian? (''aside'') How come I'm speaking Russian?
* The massive "WTF?" look on the crewman's face when he sees the items they removed from the Doctor's pockets -- a Barbie doll and a ball of string.
* This exchange:
-->'''Grisenko:''' Is it true that you're from another time? From our future? Clara?\\
'''Clara:''' Yes.\\
'''Grisenko:''' Tell me what happens.\\
'''Clara:''' I can't!\\
'''Grisenko:''' Well, I need to know!\\
'''Clara:''' I'm not allowed!\\
'''Grisenko:''' Please! ''[[MoodWhiplash Ultravox!]]'' [[SeriousBusiness DO THEY SPLIT UP?]]

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E9Hide "Hide"]]]]:
* The Doctor taking a selfie picture of himself with the camera that's supposed to be used to take pictures of the ghost.
* The TARDIS' continued bitchiness about Clara, picking an image of herself as the person she can best interact with.
** Clara, in turn, calling the TARDIS "grumpy old cow."
* When the Doctor returns to the TARDIS and sees Clara is upset, the Doctor assumes the TARDIS said something mean and he scolds it like it's a child.
* Clara alternating between screaming, cheering, and laughing while flying solo in the TARDIS.
* Clara at the end. The Doctor has finally put together what's going on.
-->'''The Doctor:''' How do sharks make babies?\\
'''Clara:''' (''confused'') Carefully.
* The Doctor wants to know what's going on in the house:
-->'''The Doctor:''' Because I don't know, and ignorance is... what's the opposite of bliss?\\
'''Clara:''' [[TakeThat Carlisle?]]

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E10JourneyToTheCentreOfTheTardis "Journey to the Centre of the TARDIS"]]]]:
* When the three owners of the scavenger ship are quietly debating what to do with the TARDIS, having no idea what it is, a pair of arms loop over their shoulders and the Doctor unexpectedly leans into frame for the first time. You can just ''see'' the three guys thinking ''"WTF??"''
* "Red flashing light... means something bad. Get out of here fast? Or possibly, whatever you do, don't open this door..." (''thinks about it, opens door, *BOOM*'') "Bad decision!"
* Clara complaining about the TARDIS to the Doctor in the beginning of the episode as if she's complaining about a nasty boyfriend. The Doctor's advice? Get along with the TARDIS.
* The salvagers' sensors analyzing Clara detect "sass". And "[[OopNorth Lancashire]]".
* Clara bumps a Gallifreyan encyclopedia (which apparently exist in bottles) while she's trying to hide. She hurries to stand it upright again while batting at the purple Gallifreyan symbols floating from the bottle like they're annoying bugs.
* The Doctor continues to use fake TARDIS self-destructs on the unwary. "The old wiggly-button trick!" indeed.
* The Doctor describes Clara to the salvagers as "about this big"-- [[HugeGuyTinyGirl holding his hand at just above waist height.]]
* The exchange between the Doctor and Clara at the beginning:
-->'''The Doctor:''' You said--\\
'''Clara:''' I know what I said! I was the one who said it!\\
'''The Doctor:''' You said it was looking at you funny!\\
'''Clara:''' I was tired and overwrought, I didn't mean it! It's an ''appliance!'' It does a job!\\
'''The Doctor:''' It's a pretty cool appliance! We're not talking cheese grater here!\\
'''Clara:''' You're not getting me to talk to your ship that's probably bonkers!\\
'''The Doctor:''' *Starts stroking the console* It's OK, it's OK...\\
'''Clara:''' Eurgh, you're like one of those guys who can't go out until his mother approves.\\
'''The Doctor:''' It's important to me, we get along. I can leave you two alone together.\\
'''Clara:''' Now you're creeping me out.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E11TheCrimsonHorror "The Crimson Horror"]]]]:
* Starting out with a bit of meta-funny. Mark Gatiss said he wrote the episode specifically for the mother-daughter duo of Dame Diana Rigg and Rachel Stirling. Including the scene where Stirling has to call her mother a hag and hit her over the head with a cane.
* Edmund's brother fainting when he sees Vastra. [[RunningGag And Strax]]. [[RuleOfThree And the TARDIS disappearing]].
** "It asked for permission to enter... and then it ''fell over.''"
* Strax gets lost on the way to Sweetville, so he blames his horse. [[YouHaveFailedMe Then he takes out his laser rifle and prepares to execute it for incompetence]]. [[NoodleIncident Apparently, this is not the first time this has happened.]]
** Right after that scene, a {{Street Urchin}} named Thomas Thomas gives Strax directions to Sweetville, sounding like a GPS system due to how accurate his directions sound. (Well of course he sounds like a GPS, he's a [[StealthPun TomTom]].)
** The fact that Strax apparently relies on his horse to guide him to his destination.
* The Doctor hugging and kissing Jenny and jumping around after he is cured of the Crimson Horror. Right afterward, Jenny slaps him across the face.
* TheReveal that [[http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130511222736/monstermovies/images/f/f4/Tumblr_mmgcfmmmfz1recrtho1_500.jpg Mr. Sweet is actually a parasite who lives by sucking on Mrs. Gillyflower's chest.]] Yeah... the Reveal that a parasite that looks like a lobster is sucking on the chest of [[Series/GameOfThrones Olenna Tyrell]] is equal parts {{Squick}}, WTF, and hilarious.
* The RunningGag of the Doctor preparing to do something clever and Time Lord-y and a human coming in and hitting it with a chair/cane/fist until it is no longer a problem.
-->'''The Doctor:''' Hang on, hang on, I've got a sonic screwdriver!\\
'''Clara:''' Yeah? I've got a chair!
* The fate of the Red Leech:
-->'''Clara:''' So, what are you going to do with it?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Probably take it back to the Jurassic Age, out of harm's way.\\
(''Ada promptly beats it to a pulp'')\\
'''The Doctor:''' ...On the other hand...
* Jenny's utter exasperation with the Doctor's refusal to explain anything.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlS-q2yai7 The Doctor's... ahem...]] [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything sonic screwdriver appreciates Jenny's catsuit.]]
* Strax's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qzb5BP-YztA extremely enthusiastic entrance when saving the Doctor and Jenny, and Vastra rebuking him like a naughty child:]]
-->'''Strax:''' (''eagerly'') What now, Madame? We could lay mimetic cluster mines!\\
'''Vastra:''' Strax.\\
'''Strax:''' Or... dig trenches and fill them with acid!\\
'''Vastra:''' ''Strax!'' You're overexcited. Have you been eating Miss Jenny's sherbet fancies again? (''stern look'')\\
'''Strax:''' (''{{beat}}'') [[HesitationEqualsDishonesty ...No.]]\\
'''Vastra:''' Go outside and wait for me until I call for you.\\
'''Strax:''' But Madame--\\
'''Vastra:''' ''Go!''\\
'''Strax:''' (''leaving in a sulk'') I'm going to go and play with my grenades...
* The Doctor introducing Clara to Vastra.
-->'''Clara:''' ...what's going on?\\
'''The Doctor:''' (''[[JustAStupidAccent hilariously bad accent]]'') Oh, 'aven't ye 'eard, luv? There's trouble a' t'mill. (''{{beat}}'') ...she's a lizard.
* Clara's state when she emerges from the machine. She seems like she's been on ''something'' illegal, noting the Doctor like a 4-year-old.
* The MoodWhiplash when Ada learns the truth about her scars. Everything up to that point (characterization, mood, setting) would indicate that Ada would simply fall apart or collapse. Instead she gets ''pissed off.''
-->'''Ada:''' You '''HAG!!!'''
* At the end when Angie and Artie discover Clara's travels with the Doctor:
-->'''Artie:''' Is he an alien?\\
'''Angie:''' Why would he be an alien?\\
'''Artie:''' [[LanternJawOfJustice The chin.]]
* The fact that Mr. Sweet has ''his own little table and chair and plate and cutlery'' is enough to make anyone break into intense laughter.
* The Doctor sums up the show in one line again.
-->'''The Doctor:''' Hello, I'm The Doctor, you're nuts and I'm gonna stop you.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E12NightmareInSilver "Nightmare in Silver"]]]]
* The scene where Mr. Clever talks like Nine and Ten. He even says "Allons-y" in a fake French accent.
* The Doctor's chess battle against Mr. Clever is this in spades. Imagine ''Film/TheSeventhSeal'' (which the chess battle is a blatant ShoutOut to), but with two Doctors fighting each other like two siblings. It's like that.
* When Clara wants to know if the children she's babysitting are okay when the Doctor brings them back:
-->'''The Doctor:''' ...Well...it's complicated.\\
'''Clara:''' (''archly, holding a WaveMotionGun'') [[MamaBear "Complicated"]] ''[[MamaBear how?!]]''\\
'''The Doctor:''' "Complicated" as in... (''nervously'') ...walking coma. (''promptly holds up the chessboard like a shield'')
* The Doctor outlines the terms of his chess game with Mr. Clever to Clara:
-->'''The Doctor:''' If he wins, I give up my mind and he gets access to all my memories, including the knowledge of time travel; but if ''I'' win, he'll [[HeadsIWinTailsYouLose break his promises to get out of my head and]]... [[ExplainExplainOhCrap kill us all anyway.]]\\
'''Clara:''' That's ''not'' reassuring.\\
'''The Doctor:''' No.\\
'''Clara:''' Please tell me you can fix what happened to the children.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Children? Yeah, they're fine. Their brains are just in standby mode right now.\\
'''Clara:''' [[MamaBear That is]] ''[[MamaBear not fine!!]]''
* Clara interrupting the Doctor's fake love confession to her by slapping him across the face.
* It's probably due to how unbelievably hammy he was, but "Mr. Clever's" announcement that the Cybermen were approaching was hilarious.
-->'''Mr. Clever:''' Good news, boys and girls... '''''[[ChewingTheScenery THEEEEEEEEEEEY'RREEEE]] [[LargeHam HEEEEEEEEERRRRREEEEEEE!!!!]]'''''
** Heck, the commanding program of the [[TheStoic traditionally stoic and unfeeling]] Cybermen being such a LargeHam is hilarious in and of ''itself.'' One suspects that [[TooSpicyForYogSothoth invading the Doctor's mind ended up causing it to take on the properties of its host.]]
* At the very climax of the chess match, when the Doctor finally beats Mr. Clever in three moves as promised, the EnemyWithin has this hammy morsel of a VillainousBreakdown:
-->'''Mr. Clever:''' (''screaming'') [[PsychopathicManchild THAT'S]] ''[[PsychopathicManchild CHEATING!!]]'' (''promptly collapses face-first against the chessboard'')

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E13TheNameOfTheDoctor "The Name of the Doctor"]]]]:
* Strax insisting he has everything under control while a Whisperman is sticking its hand into his chest to grab his heart.
* What Strax does on his weekends off: go up to Glasgow for a bar brawl. And he has an [[FriendlyEnemies affable relationship with the guy he's brawling with]].
* The Doctor mentioning how weird it must've looked to Jenny, Strax and Vastra when he was kissing (an invisible to them) River Song. Cut to a shot of the three looking bewildered. To be more specific, the Doctor, whom River thought couldn't see her, finally decided to give her a TearJerker and [[HeartwarmingMoments heartwarming]] kiss, followed by:
-->'''The Doctor:''' [[MoodWhiplash Since nobody else in this room can see you, God knows how that looked.]]
* River sipping a flute of iced champagne in the conference, when all they were serving was tea (in ''Vastra's'' mindscape, no less):
-->'''Jenny:''' How did you do that?\\
'''River:''' Disgracefully.
* The Doctor discovering the Maitland kids have pulled one over on him. Clara wakes up from the conference call to find him wandering around the house blindfolded.
-->'''The Doctor:''' Mr. Maitland went next door, I offered to watch the kids. They wanted to go to the cinema but I said ''no'', I said no, not until you woke up, I was ''very firm''.\\
'''Clara:''' (''flatly'') At which point they suggested Blind Man's Bluff.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Yes, where are they?\\
(''Clara pulls the blindfold off in a businesslike manner'')\\
'''Clara:''' At the cinema.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Why, the little... ''[[UnusualEuphemism Daleks!]]''
* Vastra assumes that Clara will not be comfortable lighting her prehistoric unconsciousness candle, and takes preemptive measures.
-->"...However, as I realize you have no reason to trust this letter, I have taken the liberty of embedding the same soporific into the fabric of the paper you are now holding. Speak soon!"
** Jenna's just brilliant with her facial expressions. That look on her face right before she collapses was ''hilarious''!
* River's reaction when Clara explains that ''[[BlatantLies of course]]'' the Doctor's mentioned a Professor Song, she just thought it was a man. It's a strange mixture of bewilderment and taking offense.
** Her face just screams that she's going to kill him. [[NotHyperbole Again.]]
* And not long after, Strax calls River "young man". Looks like the Sontaran [[RunningGag still cannot tell human genders apart]].
* Strax referring to River as "the one with the [[EightiesHair gigantic head]]."
* Strax's reaction to the Doctor's tomb, compared to the others:
-->'''Clara:''' But what is it? The light?\\
'''Jenny:''' It's beautiful.\\
'''Strax:''' Should I destroy it?
* On River's gravestone:
-->'''River:''' (''completely calm'') If it isn't my gravestone, then what is it?\\
'''Clara:''' (''nervous but calm'') What do you think that gravestone really is?\\
'''The Doctor:''' (''busy, as they're about to be attacked'') A gravestone?\\
'''River:''' (''still calm'') Maybe it's a false grave?\\
'''Clara:''' (''getting nervous as the Whispermen approach'') Maybe it's a false grave?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Yep, maybe!\\
'''River:''' (''still calm'') Maybe it's the secret entrance to the tomb?\\
'''Clara:''' [[SuddenlyShouting MAYBE IT'S THE SECRET ENTRANCE TO THE TOMB!]]\\
'''The Doctor:''' Yes! Of course, makes sense! They'd never bury my wife out here!\\
'''Clara:''' Your ''what''?!
[[/folder]]


* [[Funny/DoctorWhoSeries5 Series 5]]
* [[Funny/DoctorWhoSeries6 Series 6]]
* [[Funny/DoctorWhoSeries7 Series 7]]
* [[Funny/DoctorWhoSeries8 Series 8]]
* [[Funny/DoctorWhoSeries9 Series 9]]
* [[Funny/DoctorWhoSeries10 Series 10]]






[[folder:Series 5 / Season 31]]
[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E1TheEleventhHour "The Eleventh Hour"]]]]
* The first words of the Eleventh Doctor to Amy: "Can I have an apple?"
* So the Doctor climbs out of the crashed TARDIS, and he's ''wet'' . . .
--->'''Amy:''' You're soaking wet.\\
'''The Doctor:''' I was in the swimming pool.\\
'''Amy:''' You ''said'' you were in the library.\\
'''The Doctor:''' So was [[Recap/DoctorWhoS15E6TheInvasionOfTime the swimming pool]].
** The fact that the Doctor's tone of voice implies that the library was ''already in the same room as the swimming pool before the crash occurred.''
* After introducing himself to little Amy, he promptly walks into a tree.
--->'''The Doctor:''' Early days... steering's a bit off.
* The Doctor throwing buttered bread out into the garden like a Frisbee. It's the sound of the cat [[ThatPoorCat yowling in protest]] that sells it.
--->'''The Doctor:''' And stay out!
* Amy cooking food for the Doctor, who promptly rejects almost all of it except for fish fingers dipped in custard. When she gives him bacon:
** "You're Scottish, fry something."
--->'''The Doctor:''' Bacon. That's ''bacon.'' (''quietly'') Are you trying to poison me?
** Baked beans:
--->'''The Doctor:''' Beans are evil. Bad, bad beans.
* The Doctor has twenty minutes left and all there is in the rural English village is a post office. And it's ''shut''.
--->'''The Doctor:''' And what is that?\\
'''Amy:''' It's a duck pond.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Where are the ducks?\\
'''Amy:''' I don't know, there are never any ducks.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Then ''how'' do you know it's a ''duck pond''?
** Fun fact? '''''[[spoiler:{{Foreshadowing}}.]]'''''
* In preparation for blowing up the Earth, the Atraxi surround the planet with a force-field, causing the sun to look rather spiffy. The nearby bystanders then decide that, even though the entire planet's probably in danger, they might as well take out their phones and get it on film, but it's the Doctors' reaction which truly sells it.
--->'''The Doctor:''' Oh, and here they come. The human race. The end comes, as it was always going to, down a ''video phone!''
* "I'M THE DOCTOR, I'M WORSE THAN EVERYBODY'S AUNT! [[{{Beat}} ...]] And that is ''not'' how I'm introducing myself."
* And "Delete your Internet history". "Get a girlfriend, Jeff!"
* And one more: Prisoner Zero changes into Eleven but is met with blank incomprehension by the Doctor, and we realize Eleven has spent the whole episode having no idea what he looks like.
--->'''The Doctor:''' Well, that's rubbish. Who's that supposed to be?
* After the Doctor phones up the Atraxi to demand that they come back and answer for threatening to torch the Earth in order to flush out Prisoner Zero, Rory sums up the situation perfectly:
--->'''Rory:''' ''[looking at Amy, pointing at the Doctor]'' Um, [[OhCrap did he just bring them back?]] Did--did he just [[BigDamnHeroes save the world from aliens]], and then ''[[HereWeGoAgain bring all the aliens back again?!]]''
* Three Words: [[IAmNotShazam "WHO]] [[RunningGag DA]] [[IncrediblyLamePun MAN?"]] [[LampshadeHanging ". . . Fine, I'm never saying that again."]]
* This utterly [[ShapedLikeItself redundant]] statement from Rory:
--->"Deadly aliens . . . aliens of death . . ."
* When the Doctor is picking out new clothes:
--->'''Rory:''' Are you not gonna turn your back?\\
'''Amy:''' ''[arches a brow]'' [[FemaleGaze Nope.]]
* And probably the understatement of the entire episode:
--->'''Atraxi:''' You are NOT of this world.\\
'''The Doctor:''' No, [[HeartwarmingMoments but I've put a lot of work into it.]]
* When he sees the TARDIS at the end. "Look at you. [[RoboShip Oh, you sexy thing.]]"
* Amy admits that she thought the Doctor was just a madman with a box.
--->'''The Doctor:''' Amy Pond, there's something you need to understand because it's important, and one day your life might depend upon it. I am ''definitely'' a madman with a box.
** Arguably funnier in retrospect that this was the fact that ultimately caused Amy's life to be saved by her realising this, although it wasn't that funny at the time.
* "Meanwhile in the TARDIS" 1:
** The Doctor's explanation of the TARDIS' chameleon circuit:
--->'''The Doctor:''' It's camouflage. It's disguised as a police telephone box from 1963. Everytime the TARDIS materializes in a new location, within the first ''nanosecond'' of landing, it analyzes a twelve dimensional-data map within a thousand-mile radius, and determines which outer shell would blend in best with the environment! ''[both the Doctor and Amy grin, then his grin drops]'' ...And then it disguises itself as a police telephone box from 1963...
** Amy asks how long the TARDIS has been disguising itself as a police box:
--->'''Amy:''' How long has it been doing that?\\
'''The Doctor:''' [[BlatantLies Oh, not long]].
** Amy firing off every single question that comes into her head, while continuing to question the Doctor's sanity re: the bow tie.
--->'''Amy:''' You've got a wooden time machine, do you feel ''stupid''?

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E2TheBeastBelow "The Beast Below"]]]]
* This exchange, which is quite a lovely callback to a similar scene with Rose and the Ninth Doctor.
--->'''Amy:''' ''[walking out of the TARDIS in a new time period and on a spaceship for the first time]'' I’m in the future. Like hundreds of years in the future. ''[sudden realization]'' I’ve been dead for centuries!\\
'''The Doctor:''' Oh lovely! You're a cheery one.
* When Amy tells the Doctor [[HumanAlien he looks human]], he responds with "No, you look Time Lord. We came first."
* When explaining their predicament to Amy:
--->'''The Doctor:''' This isn't a floor. It's a--\\
'''Amy:''' A what?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Well, the next word is kind of a scary word. You might want to take a moment, get yourself in a calm place, go "Ommmm."\\
'''Amy:''' "Ommmm?"\\
'''The Doctor:''' It's a... tongue.
** As the Space Whale gags we have:
--->'''The Doctor:''' Say "wheeeeee!"\\
''[Amy screams instead]''
** As a tidal wave of vomit heads for the Doctor and Amy.
--->'''The Doctor:''' Right then. ''[straightens his bow tie]'' This isn't going to be big on dignity. [[CatchPhrase Geeeeeeerrrrrrroooooonnnnnnnniiiiiimmmmmmmmmmooooooooooo]]!\\
'''Amy:''' ''[screams]''\\
''[GilliganCut to outside the ship, overlapped with the sound of the Star Whale throwing up]''
** Once that whole ordeal's passed, made simply hilarious by the nonchalant delivery:
--->'''The Doctor:''' ''[not even looking at Amy]'' Nothing's broken, no sign of concussion, and yes, you ''are'' covered in sick.
* Near the end. It's a dramatic and touching moment, but the delivery makes it ''hilarious''.
--->'''Elizabeth the Tenth:''' We're not dead?\\
'''Hawthorne''' We've increased speed.\\
'''Amy:''' Yeah, well, you've stopped ''torturing the pilot''. Got to help.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E3VictoryOfTheDaleks "Victory of the Daleks"]]]]
* The Ironsides working servile jobs for the British:
--->'''Ironside:''' [[AC:[[LargeHam Would you care for some]] ''[[MundaneMadeAwesome teeeeeeeeea]]''?]]"
** The Dalek's reaction to the Doctor beating the living daylights out of it with a giant spanner. "[[AC:[[ComicallyMissingThePoint You do not require tea?]]"]]
* When, during the standoff later in the episode, the Doctor tricks the Daleks into not exterminating him on sight by, of all things, bluffing that a ''Jammy Dodger'' controls a (non-existent) TARDIS self-destruct -- and, when later called on it, owning up with the excuse that "I was promised tea!" And then ''eating it'' while he runs away.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E4TheTimeOfAngels "The Time of Angels"]]]]
* River's message:
--->'''The Doctor:''' There were days, there were many days, these words could burn stars, and raise up empires, and topple gods.\\
'''Amy:''' What does this say?\\
'''The Doctor:''' ''[flatly]'' "Hello, sweetie."
** You can tell from the tone of voice in which he reads out River's message that he knows ''exactly'' who left it, and he's not particularly thrilled.
* The Doctor tries to imitate [[MostWonderfulSound the sound of the TARDIS materializing]]. What's funnier is that River says that noise happens because he leaves the parking brake on.
--->'''The Doctor:''' Yeah, well, it's a brilliant noise. I love that noise.
** Made funnier by the WordOfGod that River was pulling his leg about that.
* '''Amy:''' Ooh, Doctor, you ''sonicked'' her!
* '''Amy:''' Oh, are you Mr. Grumpy Face today?
* The Doctor pretends he wasn't listening in when Amy and River are talking about him. He tries to look engrossed in the device he is fiddling with, which River then points out he is holding upside down.
* "I thought they were all dead." "So is Virginia Woolf. I'm on her bowling team."
* On self-marriage: "If you think about it, the Church had a point. The divorces must've been ''messy.''"
* Trying to find the escaped Angel:
--->'''River:''' Like a needle in a haystack.\\
'''The Doctor:''' [[{{Metaphorgotten}} A needle that looks like hay. A haylike needle. Of death. A haylike needle of death in a haystack of, um, statues.]] ...No, yours was fine.
* "You ''[[CrazyAwesome bit me]]''!" This one is even better. Creator/MattSmith actually bit Creator/KarenGillan. Several times. The ''Confidential'' episode actually has her a little worried and wondering if he's going to do it. Cut to Smith, who is wearing a look of utter glee: "Absolutely I'm going to bite her arm! Yeah, for sure!"

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E5FleshAndStone "Flesh and Stone"]]]]
* "Look, I'm five. I mean, five. FINE!" Yet another example of CMOF overlapping with frightening.
* The Doctor making insensitive puns at Angel Bob helps scale down the fear factor a bit.
--->'''The Doctor:''' Get a life, Bob. Ooh, sorry...
* "Did I mention we have comfy chairs?"
** "I got him to say [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus comfy chair!]]"
--->'''Father Octavian:''' Do you trust this man?\\
'''River:''' I absolutely trust him.\\
'''Father Octavian:''' He's [[LampshadeHanging not some kind of madman, is he]]?\\
'''River:''' ...[[FalseReassurance I absolutely trust him.]]
* This little exchange about {{Indy Ploy}}s:
--->'''The Doctor:''' ...it's a quarter of a mile that way and from there we'll stabilize the wreckage, stop the Angels, and cure Amy.\\
'''River:''' How?\\
'''The Doctor:''' I'll do a thing.\\
'''River:''' What kind of thing?\\
'''The Doctor:''' I dunno, it's a thing in progress. Respect the thing. Now, let's go!
** Also this one:
--->'''River:''' There's a plan?\\
'''The Doctor:''' I don't know. I haven't finished talking.
:::This explains so much about the Doctor.
* "Please just shut up, I'm thinking." It's the deadpan delivery that sells it.
* Amy [[GladToBeAliveSex attempting to seduce the Doctor.]]
--->'''The Doctor:''' Listen, I am 907 YEARS OLD! Do you know what that means?!?\\
'''Amy:''' It's been a while?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Ye-- No, No, No!
* One of the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaWGyOwNIC0 outtakes]] from that particular episode has Matt flubbing the line "The forest is full of Angels", instead saying... "The Angel is full of forests."
* "Meanwhile in the TARDIS" 2:
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=005hhOPMK4U Gandalf.]] A space Gandalf.
*** One must not forget that he compares himself to Yoda as well, complete with lightsaber noises.
** From the same scene, Amy's reaction to the slideshow of previous companions.
--->'''Amy:''' Oooh, ''Gandalf''! ... Was that a leather bikini?
** The Doctor laughing at [[ButtMonkey Rory's]] nose. Oy, that wasn't a laugh, it was an involuntary snort. ''Of fondness!''

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E6TheVampiresOfVenice "The Vampires of Venice"]]]]
* The Doctor ''bursting out of a cake'' at Rory's stag night! Everyone's reaction is ''priceless''.
--->'''The Doctor:''' Thought I'd burst out of the wrong cake. [[NoodleIncident Again.]]\\\
'''The Doctor:''' That reminds me, there's a girl sitting outside in a bikini. Can someone let her in and give her a jumper? Lucy, lovely girl. (''whispering'') Diabetic.\\\
'''The Doctor:''' Tell you what though, you're a lucky man; she's a great kisser! (''[[DramaticDrop glass smashes]]'') [[ThatCameOutWrong Funny how you can say something in your head and it]] ''[[ThatCameOutWrong sounds]]'' [[ThatCameOutWrong fine.]]
** The best thing is that the opening credits start as if that was a dramatic alien attack.
* Rory's first time in the TARDIS. As the Doctor is rambling on about how Rory's probably wondering how such a big room is inside a phone box, Rory guesses "It's in an alternate dimension?" just as the Doctor says the same thing. Then the Doctor stops, turns to Rory, and acts all mad at Rory because he ''likes'' it when people say "It's bigger on the inside."
* "It says here I'm your eunuch..."
* The Doctor tries flashing his psychic paper, and instead flashes his oh so very out-of-date library card. How out of date is it? Well the paper is kind of yellowed, ''and the picture is of William Hartnell twelve regenerations ago''.
* "Tell me the whole plan!" ({{beat}}) "One day that will work."
** "We shall call for the steward... if you're lucky." The Doctor looks pleased, and then goes "OhCrap" immediately after.
* Rory's pathetic speech.
--->'''Rory:''' So basically, both of our parents are dead from getting the plague. I'm a gondola . . . driver so money's a bit tight, so having my sister go to your school for special people would be brilliant. Cheers.
* A sixteenth century gondolier in Rory's stag night shirt, thanks to Rory's need for a quick disguise. It's about three sizes too small.
* "And you kissed her back?" "No, I kissed her mouth."
* Rory's an excellent source of humor in the episode. To wit:
--->'''Rory:''' Yours is bigger than mine.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Let's not go there.\\
[...]\\
'''Rory:''' Pfft. Um, ''we'' are ''not'' her "boys".\\
'''The Doctor:''' Yeah, we are.\\
'''Rory:''' ...yeah, we are.\\
[...]\\
'''The Doctor:''' Do you ''really'' want to talk about this ''now''?\\
'''Rory:''' I have a right to know! I'm getting married in four hundred and thirty years!
* The whole "Stop talking. Brain thinking. Hush!" sequence and the Doctor's reaction to figuring out the villain's plans -- "Eeeeugh." Especially when he gets Rory to cover Guido's mouth.
* Half the line and half the delivery, but definitely: "I'm a Time Lord. You're a big fish... think of the children..."
* A little one. When the Doctor is up on the bell tower, he tells the ''bell'' to ''shut up''. The face he makes as he does this. He's such a little kid.
* His attempts at faking martial arts with a broom (listen carefully -- ''he's making lightsaber noises''), immediately preceded by "The only thing uglier than you is your mum." Made even funnier by the fact that it gives perfectly the needed effect.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E7AmysChoice "Amy's Choice"]]]]
* The Doctor's response when he first sees a very-pregnant Amy waddle out of the house, "You've swallowed a planet!" And it's quite a while before he asks her, quite genuinely, "Are you pregnant?"
* When the Doctor first shows up in the village, it takes our heroes less than three minutes to completely run out of conversation, at which point the Doctor asks:
--->'''The Doctor:''' Sooo, what do you do to stave off the--\\
'''Amy:''' ''[over the end of his sentence]'' Boredom?\\
'''The Doctor:''' ''[at the same time]'' self-harm...?
* The Doctor waking up really startled after the first "really good-mare".
* The Doctor and Rory's SleepCute on the bench.
* The Dream Lord explains the rules.
--->'''Dream Lord:''' If you die in the dream world, you wake up in reality. Ask me what happens if you die in reality.\\
'''Rory:''' What happens?\\
'''Dream Lord:''' You die, stupid, that's why it's called reality.
* On the LoveTriangle.
--->'''Amy:''' [[BettyAndVeronica I have chosen! Of course I've chosen!]]\\
''[[[{{Beat}} long beat]]]''\\
'''Amy:''' ''[whacks Rory]'' It's you, stupid!
* A summary of the whole franchise in two sentences.
--->'''The Doctor:''' There's something here that doesn't make sense. Let's go and poke it with a stick.
* Both the Doctor and Amy get one. After screaming how DULL the village they're trapped in is, alternate-reality Amy goes into labor. After both the Doctor and Rory shout "You're a doctor, help her!" at each other, the Doctor simply places his hands between her knees to "catch" the baby. A second later, Amy declares she's faking it and says, "This is my life now, and it just turned you white as a sheet, so don't you call it dull again, ever, OK?"
* The swingset scene:
--->'''The Doctor:''' Now, we all know there's an elephant in the room...\\
'''Amy:''' I have to be this size, I'm having A BABY.\\
'''The Doctor:''' No, no. The hormones seem real, but no. Has nobody even mentioned Rory's... ponytail? (''Amy smirks and Rory glares'') You hold him down, I'll cut it off!\\
'''Rory:''' This from a man in a bowtie?\\
'''The Doctor:''' [[RunningGag Bowties are cool!]]
* Rory and the Doctor are at it again...
--->'''The Doctor:''' I can't feel my feet... and other parts.\\
'''Rory:''' I think all my parts are fine.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Stop competing!
* Peruvian folk band.
--->'''Amy:''' Oh, my boys, my poncho boys, if we're going to die, let's die looking like a Peruvian folk band.
* Rory calling pregnant Amy "Chubbs" earns him a DeathGlare.
* Amy and Rory hiding in their house:
--->'''Amy:''' I think the baby's starting!\\
'''Rory:''' Honestly?\\
'''Amy:''' Would I make it up at a time like this?\\
'''Rory:''' Well, you do have a history of--\\
'''Amy:''' ''[{{death glare}}]''\\
'''Rory:''' --being very lovely.
** "I carried you [upstairs]. I'm afraid you may experience some bruising."
* After Rory cuts off his ponytail, Amy responds "I was starting to like it."

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E8TheHungryEarth "The Hungry Earth"]]]]
* "Oi! Don't diss the sonic!"
* "Defending the planet with Meals on Wheels!"
* ''"Did you just ''shush'' me?"''

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E9ColdBlood "Cold Blood"]]]]
* The Doctor tells the room that Nasreen and Amy will be negotiating on behalf of humanity.
--->'''Nasreen:''' [[FlatWhat What.]]\\
'''Amy:''' ''[panicked]'' Nowe'renot!

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E10VincentAndTheDoctor "Vincent and the Doctor"]]]]
* The beginning of the episode where the Doctor and the art expert (played by Bill Nighy) spend 10 seconds straight complimenting each other's [[BowtiesAreCool bow ties]].
* Playing with translation convention thanks to the casting: [[TranslationConvention the TARDIS translates speech for wherever the Doctor and Amy visit]]. Amy is Scottish, and Van Gogh's actor is also Scottish. Because their accents are the same (to the audience anyway), Van Gogh assumes that Amy is Dutch like him.
* Every time Amy scares the Doctor.
* The Doctor annoying Vincent when the latter is painting the church.
--->'''The Doctor:''' Is this how time normally passes? Reeeally slowly... in the right order.
* "'''NOTTHATFAST!!''' ... But pretty fast."
* The Doctor getting annoyed that the TARDIS computer can't recognize the monster Van Gogh painted because of his expressionist art style. "This never would have happened with Rembrandt."

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E11TheLodger "The Lodger"]]]]
* This hilarious exchange:
--->'''Craig:''' Listen, Mark and I had an arrangement where if you ever need me out of your hair, just give me a shout. ''[winks]''\\
'''The Doctor:''' ''[winks back]'' ...Why would I want that?\\
'''Craig:''' Uh, in case you want to bring someone round? A girlfriend... ''[eying the Doctor's clothes]'' [[AmbiguouslyGay or boyfriend?]]\\
'''The Doctor:''' ''[realizing]'' Oh I will! I'll shout if that happens... yes. Something like... [[NoHuggingNoKissing "I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS!!"]]
** There's also this:
--->'''The Doctor:''' Girlfriend?\\
'''Craig:''' Friend who's a girl. There's... nothing going on.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Perfectly normal; [[NoHuggingNoKissing works for me.]]
* The reappearance of "{{Bowties are cool}}". One of Amy's normal guy tips is "Bowtie. Get rid!" The Doctor refuses outright, and at this same time, Craig is talking with Sophie and tells her one of the Doctor's oddities is he wears a bowtie.
* The shower scene! The Doctor literally falls out of the shower, barely gets a towel around himself, and then rushes out to save the day... and only then realizes that he isn't holding the screwdriver.
--->'''Craig:''' Well, if I ever am [in trouble], you can come save me... with my toothbrush.
** Here's another bit that's barely noticeable, but when you do, you'll laugh hard. Watch [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fdqynhkm8XA this video]] at the 1:13 mark. Watch how the Doctor "covers" himself when he realizes he's naked.
* That scene when the Doctor talks down to the footballer with his whole "Oncoming Storm" shtick like he was a Dalek or something, before realising that "annihilate" was figurative.
* The Doctor doing Craig's job, and being rude to an obnoxious customer. Including blowing a raspberry, and telling him to hold because "I need to eat a biscuit".
* Psychic headbutts.
** Also:
--->'''The Doctor:''' ''[claps his hand over Craig's mouth]'' [[BigShutUp SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!]]
* The exchange near the end would be dramatic, if it wasn't for this line:
--->'''Craig:''' Will it work?!\\
'''The Doctor:''' Yes!\\
'''Craig:''' Are you sure?!\\
'''The Doctor:''' ''Yes!''\\
'''Craig:''' Is that a lie?!\\
'''The Doctor:''' OF COURSE IT'S A LIE!!
* Also in the behind the scenes ''Confidential'' of that episode, any time the football show was recapping the match between the pubs like it was a real game, with actual logos and idents and everything. Creator/TheBBC must have had fun with that one.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E12ThePandoricaOpens "The Pandorica Opens"]]]]
* River escaping from her CardboardPrison using her hallucinogenic lipstick, complete with a stick figure doodle and a note on her cell wall saying "Bye!"
* River goes to Dorium Maldovar for a time travel device. He says they're not cheap, and she offers a device that can disarm micro explosives, like the ones she put in his wine. His expression is not angry or scared, it's ''annoyed''.
* What are the legendary first words of recorded history? The message from the dawn of time written into a mountain made of diamond? "Hello Sweetie" in fifty foot letters.
--->'''The Doctor:''' You graffitied the oldest cliff face in the universe.\\
'''River:''' ''You'' wouldn't answer your ''phone''!
* Amy's favorite subject at school: ''Invasion of the hot Italians''.
--->'''Amy:''' Yeah, I did get marked down for the title.
* How to deal with a Cyber-arm:
--->'''The Doctor:''' You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?\\
'''Amy:''' Yes...\\
'''The Doctor:''' Sorry. ''[runs out from under cover]'' [[GoLookAtTheDistraction LOOK AT ME I'M A TARGET!]]
** The thumbs up exchange between the Doctor and Amy: the Doctor has this big goofy smile, while Amy looks freaked out as all hell.
* The Doctor's ''extremely'' delayed reaction to the re-appearance of Rory.
--->'''The Doctor:''' I'm missing something obvious here, Rory. Something big, something ''right, '''slap bang''' '' in front of me!\\
'''Rory:''' Yeah, I think you probably are...\\
'''The Doctor:''' Oh, I'll get it in a minute.
** That he first ''leaves the room'', then when he comes back in walks up and pokes Rory's chest, then he sloooowly rocks back, then back forward is the icing on the cake. Then the following occurs:
--->'''Rory:''' Hello.\\
'''The Doctor:''' ''[[[{{Beat}} looong pause]]]'' How've you been?\\
'''Rory:''' Good. Yeah, good. I mean ... Roman.
** As Rory and the Doctor are talking, the Doctor throws up his hands and looks like he wants to ''scream'' "what the fuuuuuuuck?!?!"
** The bit where the Doctor's interrogating Rory about his death.
--->'''Rory:''' It's all a bit fuzzy.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Fuzzy?\\
'''Rory:''' I died and turned into a Roman, it's very distracting.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E13TheBigBang "The Big Bang"]]]]
* The Doctor's hyperactive hopping about through time with a mop AND WEARING A FEZ!
** Just before vanishing, the Doctor warns Rory to stay out of-- no doubt making Rory spend a couple of millennia worrying about what the rest of the sentence was. It turns out to be "trouble".
* What Future Doctor tells Rory: "Rory, listen, she (Amy) is not dead. Well, she ''is'' dead, but it's not the end of the world. Well, it ''is'' the end of the world..."
* Also, the younger Doctor not believing that he will give Rory his sonic screwdriver is quite funny as well.
* Anything involving [[NiceHat that fez]], especially its destruction at the hands of River and Amy.
** Speaking of the fez:
-->'''Beth Willis:''' Steven mentioned the fez to Piers and I before he even wrote it. He said, "I’m thinking of putting Matt in a fez in episode 13." And of course Piers' and my jaws hit the floor and went "A fez? You’re kidding me, you’re going to put Matt in a fez? If we put Matt in a fez Matt will never take the fez off. He will want to wear the fez for the rest of the whole series. It will be glued to his head. He’ll be wearing it, you know, with his own clothes. It will be a nightmare." He said, "No no, I’ve got a cunning plan; as soon as he’s got the fez I’m going to kill the fez."
* The Doctor's reaction to Amy and Rory reuniting and kissing each other after Rory stuns the Dalek attacking the Doctor and the two Amys was hilarious.
--->'''The Doctor:''' And break! And breathe!
* Rory calls Amy while brushing his teeth. She asks if he feels like there's something he's forgetting, something huge that's left an empty space in his head where it should be. He thinks for a minute -- or, rather, checks -- and then goes "yup" in the most matter-of-fact manner possible.
--->'''Amy:''' Are you just saying "yep" because you're scared of me?\\
'''Rory:''' Yep.\\
'''Amy:''' I love you.\\
'''Rory:''' Yep. I mean, I love you too...
* Amy calls the Doctor on being late for her wedding, then thinks she's finally surprised him... Good thing the Doctor [[BlatantLies just happened]] to be wearing a wedding-appropriate suit.
** The look on Rory's face as he says the second part of the line just seals the funniness:
--->'''Rory:''' It's the Doctor. ''How did we forget the Doctor?''
** When Amy rushes over to meet the Doctor after remembering him back into existence, you can hear Rory trying to explain things in the background: [[CallBack "I was plastic, he was the stripper at my stag -- long story."]]
* And the CallBack to "The Vampires of Venice":
--->'''Rory:''' No! I'm not Mr. Pond! That's not how it works.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Yeah, it is.\\
'''Rory:''' ...yeah, it is.
* The Doctor dancing like a monkey at Amy and Rory's wedding, and being copied by a crowd of children. That was all Matt. The only clue script-wise towards the Doctor dancing was that Amy calls it terrible and embarrassing.
* And the ending, when the Doctor is trying to sneak out...
--->'''Amy:''' Oi! Where are you off to? We haven't even had a snog in the shrubbery yet.\\
'''Rory:''' ''[following her into the TARDIS]'' Amy!\\
'''Amy:''' Shut up, it's my wedding!\\
'''Rory:''' ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Our! Wedding!]]''
[[/folder]]


[[folder:Series 4 / Season 30]]
[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWho2007CiNSTimeCrash "Time Crash"]]]]
* A hole the size of Belgium.
* "The stick of celery -- brave choice, not many men can carry off a decorative vegetable."
* Ten seeing the back of his own head.
* Changing the "desktop theme".
* "You're... A FAN."
* "Check out this bone structure, cause one day you'll be shaving it."
* "Like 'Hey, I'm the Doctor! I can save the universe with a kettle and some string! And look at me, I'm wearing a vegetable!'" The simultaneous TimeyWimeyBall reference and Ten's failed high-five. But the highlight is definitely:
--->'''Tenth Doctor:''' Where are you now? Nyssa and Tegan? Cybermen and the Mara and the Time Lords in funny hats and the Master? Oh, he just showed up again, same as ever.\\
'''Fifth Doctor:''' Oh no, really? Does he still have [[BeardOfEvil that rubbish beard]]?\\
'''Tenth Doctor:''' No, no beard this time. Well, [[TheBeard a wife]].
* And the hilarious:
--->'''Fifth Doctor:''' This is bad. Two minutes to Belgium!

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWho2007CSVoyageOfTheDamned "Voyage of the Damned"]]]]
* Information: The Heavenly Host's deadpan. Simultaneously terrifying and hilarious.
--->'''Host:''' Information: You are all going to die.
* At the beginning, the Doctor comes across Morvin and Foon Van Hoff, a couple who won tickets for the cruise and are being ostracized by the (snobby, rich) rest of the passengers. A gang of them are sitting at the table next to said couple, laughing at them because they fell for [[ItsACostumePartyISwear a prank]]. Then this happens:
--->'''Foon:''' They think we should be in steerage!\\
'''The Doctor:''' Well, we can't have that. ''[he sonics the cork on the jerks' champagne so it pops out, drenching them]''
* Mr. Copper, the ship's historian, who prepares to take a party of passengers to Earth to explore London.
--->'''Mr. Copper:''' ''[calling for his tour group]'' Red Six Seven. Red Six Seven. This way, fast as you can.\\
'''Astrid Peth:''' I got you that drink.\\
'''The Doctor:''' And I got you a treat. Come on.\\
'''Mr. Copper:''' Red Six Seven departing shortly. ''[the Doctor flashes his psychic paper]''\\
'''The Doctor:''' Red Six Seven plus one.\\
'''Mr. Copper:''' Quickly, sir, please, and take two teleport bracelets if you would. ''[he hands the Doctor two bracelets, and the Doctor passes one to Astrid]''\\
'''Astrid Peth:''' I'll get the sack.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Brand new sky.\\
'''Mr. Copper:''' To repeat, I am Mr. Copper, the ship's historian, and I shall be taking you to old London town in the country of U.K., ruled over by Good King Wenceslas. Now human beings worship the great god Santa, a creature with fearsome claws, and his wife Mary. And every Christmas Eve the people of U.K. go to war with the country of Turkey. They then eat the Turkey people for Christmas dinner . . . like savages! ''[while he's talking, the Doctor's [[FascinatingEyebrow eyebrow slowly slides upwards]]]''\\
'''The Doctor:''' Excuse me. Sorry, sorry, but, er, where did you get all this from?\\
'''Mr. Copper:''' Well, [[BlatantLies I have a first class degree in Earthonomics]]. Now, stand by.
* After this, once they teleport to Earth:
--->'''Mr. Copper:''' Now, spending money. I have a credit card in Earth currency if you want to buy trinkets, or stockings, or the local delicacy, which is known as beef. But don't stray too far, it could be dangerous. Any day now they start boxing.
* Apparently, the Doctor was the reason Jesus was born in a manger.
* This exchange. Ten's face at the end is priceless.
--->'''Astrid Peth:''' You look good for 903.\\
'''The Doctor:''' You should see me in the morning.\\
'''Astrid Peth:''' Okay.
* And then there's the bit near the end when the Doctor discovers that the villain of the week's plan is basically insurance fraud/petty revenge scheme. The Doctor's furious throughout, but the last line is hilarious:
--->'''The Doctor:''' Two thousand people on board, six billion below, all dead. And why? Because Max Capricorn's a ''loser!''\\
'''Capricorn:''' I ''never'' lose.\\
'''The Doctor:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext You can't even sink the]] ''[[EpicFail Titanic!]]''
* Oh, and Capricorn's tooth actually sparkles when the Doctor confronts him in-person.
--->'''The Doctor:''' ''[surprised]'' It really does that?
* The Doctor's reaction to finally meeting an Alonso.
* When the ''Titanic'' is about to crash into London, Wilf just runs out of his newsstand and ''shakes his fist at the thing.''
--->'''Wilf:''' Don't you dare, you aliens! Don't you dare!

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E1PartnersInCrime "Partners in Crime"]]]]
* The OhCrap face Miss Foster gives when the journalist from the ''Observer'' asks actual honest-to-God questions.
* The entire scene where Donna and the Doctor see each other for the first time in ages. Creator/CatherineTate and David Tennant's expressions are absolutely ''priceless''.
--->'''Donna:''' ''[eyes widen and jaw drops for a good ten seconds, before . . .]'' OH. MY. GOD!\\
'''The Doctor:''' ''[mouths through window]'' . . . ''How''?!
** Helped by the classic ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes'' SqueakyEyes.
** After their silent communication goes on for ages, getting more and more extravagant as it goes along, we see they haven't noticed Miss Foster watching and giving them a DeathGlare:
--->'''Miss Foster:''' Are we interrupting you?
** Even better? If you pay real close attention, she actually stops talking to Penny about ten seconds in. She noticed almost ''immediately''.
** Followed by the absolute funniest part:
--->''[beat]''\\
'''The Doctor:''' ''[mouths through glass]'' [[CatchPhrase RUN!]]
* When the Doctor manages to incapacitate Madame Foster and her guards via his sonic screwdriver and her sonic pen:
--->'''The Doctor:''' . . . Do you know what happens when you hold two identical sonic devices against each other?\\
'''Miss Foster:''' ''[hesitates]'' . . . No.\\
'''The Doctor:''' ''[cheerfully]'' [[IHaveNoIdeaWhatImDoing Nor me. Let's find out!]]
** Followed by a rather manic grin on Ten's face as he uses both sonic devices to unleash an eardrum-obliterating screech.
* The scene when the Doctor starts panicking and starts yelling at Donna that there's nothing she can do. Then she shows him that she has [[ChekhovsGun the necklace]].
* Miss Foster's OhCrap expression as the nursery ship denies her levitation ring -- looking around, hanging mid-air, like something from a ''Looney Tunes'' cartoon. Oh, GravityIsAHarshMistress.
* Near the end, Penny walks out, awkwardly because she's ''still'' tied to the chair, and lambasts Donna and the Doctor for repeatedly ditching her.
--->'''Penny:''' You two! You're just . . . mad! You hear me? Mad! And I'm gonna report you for . . . madness!\\
'''Donna:''' Some people just can't take it. And some people can!
* The Doctor says he just wants a mate, but Donna mishears it as him saying he just wants ''to'' mate . . . and goes back to her annoyed self.
* Donna [[BrickJoke still has her mother's car keys]] and she packed a crapload of stuff in the car just in case. PlanetOfHats, Donna Noble is ready for you!

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E2TheFiresOfPompeii "The Fires of Pompeii"]]]]
* "[[ItMakesSenseInContext MODERN ART!!]]"
* The Doctor and Donna's introduction:
--->'''Caecilius:''' Who are you?\\
'''The Doctor:''' I am . . . Film/{{Spartacus}}.\\
'''Donna:''' [[IAmSpartacus And so am I]].
* Donna's reaction to being abducted: "You. Have got. To be ''KIDDING ME!''"
** And the fact that the Sibylline priestesses get fed up of her pretty quickly/
--->'''Sister Spurrina:''' ''[holding a dagger over Donna]'' THIS PRATTLING VOICE SHALL CEASE FOREVER!\\
'''The Doctor:''' ''[behind her]'' Oh, that'll be the day . . .
* The Doctor threatening a Pyrovile with a Walther P38 ''water pistol''. "I'm warning you, I'm armed!" Even more hilariously awesome? It ''works.'' Well, not in the killing way, but it sure stings.
--->'''Donna:''' You fought her off with a water pistol! ''I bloody love you!''
* The ''insane'' amounts of HilariousInHindsight due to Creator/KarenGillan and Creator/PeterCapaldi having roles in the episode.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E3PlanetOfTheOod "Planet of the Ood"]]]]
* When they first arrive and see a rocket fly overhead:
--->'''Donna:''' Now that's what I call a spaceship. You've got a ''box'', he's got a Ferrari!
** Even funnier if you remember it's a CallBack to [[Recap/DoctorWhoS29E11Utopia "Utopia"]], where the Doctor said Jack's Vortex Manipulator was a spacehopper compared to the TARDIS's sports car.
* When Solana Mercurio is demonstrating the Ood packages to the investors:
--->'''Solana:''' I'd now like to point out a new innovation from Ood Operations. We've introduced a variety package with the Ood Translator Ball. You can now have the "Standard Setting". ''[to Ood 1]'' How are you today, Ood?\\
'''Ood 1:''' ''[ordinary Ood voice]'' I'm perfectly well, thank you.\\
'''Solana:''' Or perhaps, after a stressful day, a little something for the gentlemen. ''[to Ood 2]'' And how are you, Ood?\\
'''Ood 2:''' ''[sexy female voice]'' All the better for seeing you.\\
'''Solana:''' And the "Comedy Classic" option. ''[to Ood 3]'' Ood, you dropped something.\\
'''Ood 3:''' [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons D'oh!]]\\
''[everyone in the room laughs]''\\
'''Solana:''' All that for only five additional credits. The details are in your brochures. Now, there's plenty more food and drink, so don't hold back.
* When an Ood calls Donna "Miss": "Why'd you say Miss? Do I look single?"
* And later:
--->'''Donna:''' ''[in the tone of one just holding onto her sanity]'' They . . . they turned him . . . into an Ood.\\
'''The Doctor:''' [[SeenItAll Yup.]]\\
'''Donna:'''. . . He's an Ood!\\
'''The Doctor:''' [[CaptainObvious I noticed.]]

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E4TheSontaranStratagem "The Sontaran Stratagem"]]]]
* At the beginning of the episode, [[TheMissusAndTheEx the Doctor begs Martha and Donna not to fight.]] They then start talking about him, [[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E3SchoolReunion like Rose and Sarah Jane did when they started to get along]] (Donna saying he's so skinny you could get a papercut from hugging him). He finds he would have preferred the arguing.
* DelayedReaction:
--->'''Martha:''' That's why I thought we needed an expert.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Really? Who'd you get?\\
''[it takes a moment for him to realize she's talking about him as everyone stares at him]''\\
'''The Doctor:''' ''Oh''. Right, me. Yes, good.
* When Donna tells the Doctor she's going home, he makes a really heartwarming speech, stopping when he realizes she meant that she was going home for a short visit.
--->'''Donna:''' You dumbo. That's what you are. ''[in a sing-song voice]'' You great big, outer-space dunce.
* "If only that ''were'' possible." GlassesPull. "Conditional clause."
* Donna's mother isn't too pleased about [[BrickJoke Donna disappearing with her keys.]]
* The Doctor borrows Henry Van Statten's oafishly contrived pun for use on a Sontaran.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E5ThePoisonSky "The Poison Sky"]]]]
* The Doctor, upon realizing the TARDIS has been stolen:
--->'''The Doctor:''' I'm stuck. On ''Earth''. Like . . . like an ordinary person, like a human. How rubbish is ''that?'' ''[glances at the audience for a split second]'' Sorry, no offense but ''come on''."
* [[RunningGag No salutes.]]
* "I'm ''really'' glad you didn't say 'belittle' 'cause then I'd have a field day."
* The Doctor gets bored watching the Sontarans do their CrowdChant so, after going "Give me a break" and rolling his eyes, he starts watching cartoons. The soldiers are shocked how calm he is about it.
* When it's revealed to Rattigan that he was nothing more than a pawn that has outlived his usefulness after the deployment of the ATMOS system, Rattigan, after getting (rightfully) upset that he almost lead the brightest on Earth to their deaths, takes the time to point out "ATMOS system" is a redundant acronym. The Sontarans promptly attempt to execute him.
* Because of the smoke, the Doctor and everyone else around are wearing gas masks . . .
--->'''The Doctor:''' [[CallBack Are you my mummy?]]
* When the Doctor heads over to Luke Rattigan's house, Luke has a gun pointed to him, Martha, and Donna . . . and the Doctor just nonchalantly grabs the gun, while grumbling about seeing guns a lot that day.
--->'''The Doctor:''' If I see ''one more'' gun . . .
* Towards the end of the episode, Martha (who is wearing the Doctor's long coat) and Donna have this exchange:
--->'''Donna:''' You know, that coat sort of works.\\
'''Martha:''' I feel like a kid in my dad's clothes.\\
'''Donna:''' Oh, well if you're calling him dad, you're definitely getting over him.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E6TheDoctorsDaughter "The Doctor's Daughter"]]]]
* "I'm not a monkey! . . . or a child."
* Donna offering to use her "feminine wiles" to distract the guard.
* The Hath petting Martha, much to her discomfort.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E7TheUnicornAndTheWasp "The Unicorn and the Wasp"]]]
* Donna's terrible attempt at trying to look posh.
--->'''The Doctor:''' [[RunningGag . . . No, no, don't do that.]]
* Donna's reaction to a look between Roger and a (male) servant.
--->'''Donna:''' Typical. All the decent men are on the other bus.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Or Time Lords.
* Donna's rather amused remark about the murder as she observes that it was [[TabletopGame/{{Clue}} Professor Peach, in the library, with a lead pipe.]]
* "[[NoIndoorVoice MAIDEN!?]] ({{Beat}}) What does it mean?"
* After Donna sees a giant wasp:
--->'''Donna:''' There's a giant wasp!\\
'''The Doctor:''' What do you mean a "giant wasp"?\\
'''Donna:''' I mean a WASP, that's GIANT!\\
'''Agatha Christie:''' It's only a silly little insect.\\
'''Donna:''' When I say giant, I don't mean big. I mean FLIPPING ENORMOUS!
* The Doctor getting poisoned. His BizarreAlienBiology allowing him to stimulate the inhibited enzymes into reversal, the Doctor frantically downs a bottle of ginger beer and a jar of walnuts only to end up playing a game of charades with Donna as his mouth is too full to tell her what else he needs to expell the poison:
--->''[The Doctor makes muffled noises while making a shaking motion]''\\
'''Donna:''' I can't understand you! How many words?\\
''[the Doctor holds up one finger]''\\
'''Donna''': One! One word! Shake, milk-shake, milk! Milk! No? Not milk! Um, shake, shake, shake! Cocktail shaker! What, d'you want a Harvey Wallbanger?\\
'''The Doctor:''' HARVEY WALLBANGER?!\\
'''Donna:''' WELL, I DON'T KNOW!\\
'''The Doctor:''' ''[growing furiously desperate]'' '''''HOW IS HARVEY WALLBANGER ONE WORD?!'''''\\
'''Agatha Christie:''' What do you need, Doctor?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Salt! I was miming salt! I need salt! I need something salty!\\
'''Donna:''' ''[grabs a bag from the counter]'' What about this?\\
'''The Doctor:''' What is it?\\
'''Donna Noble''': Salt!\\
'''The Doctor:''' That's too salty!\\
'''Donna:''' Oh, that's '''too''' salty!\\
'''Agatha Christie:''' What about this? ''[hands the Doctor a jar and he upends it, eating the contents]''\\
'''Donna:''' What's that?\\
'''Agatha Christie:''' Anchovies.
** Even funnier if you realise that "ginger beer" is actually common English rhyming slang for "homosexual" . . . and notice which character the Doctor aims it at (the gay servant).
* The entire first half of the interrogation scene. Particularly when Agatha asks the Colonel, who promptly blurts out that he can walk, only to find that Agatha was going to say "You're completely innocent." Followed by Donna's interjections about who killed who.
** "Confound you, blasted woman. You've rumbled me."
** After the Colonel's able-bodiedness is revealed, there's his awkward sitting back down and trying to act like nothing ever happened.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E8SilenceInTheLibrary "Silence in the Library"]]]]
* When the Doctor compliments Donna on her door-kicking abilities, she says the element of surprise comes in handy with boyfriends.
* This exchange:
--->'''The Doctor:''' Oh, you're not, are you? ''Tell'' me you're not archaeologists.\\
'''River:''' Got a problem with archaeologists?\\
'''The Doctor:''' I'm a ''time traveller''. I ''point and laugh'' at archaeologists.\\
'''River:''' ''[Grins and holds her hand out]'' Professor River Song. ''Archaeologist''.
* "If you understand me, look very, very scared." No one is scared.
* Donna and the Doctor being handed Lux's contracts and simultaneously tearing them apart. River later reveals that ''she'' did the same too.
* Not even threat of sudden violent demise stops River from being River. As seen when she tells Strackman Lux to put his helmet back on. He does so.
--->'''Lux:''' Professor Song, why am I the only one wearing my helmet?\\
'''River:''' ''[without missing a beat]'' I don't fancy you.
* "Oh, ''I'm'' pretty-boy!"
--->'''Donna:''' Yes! Ooh, that came out a bit quick, didn't it?

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E9ForestOfTheDead "Forest of the Dead"]]]]
* This [[QuotesFitForATrailer sequence of lines]] in the "Next Time" trailer for the episode:
--->'''The Doctor:''' What is it?! What is CAL?!\\
'''River Song:''' Spoilers.\\
'''The Doctor:''' ''[serious]'' Spoilers.\\
'''The Little Girl:''' ''[hysterical]'' No, don't tell! You mustn't tell!
* Donna in the LotusEaterMachine:
--->'''Donna:''' [[HeroicBSOD Wait, no. Jus- Hang on. So . . . This isn't the real me? This isn't my real body?]] [[MoodWhiplash But . . .]] [[CrowningMomentOfFunny I've been dieting!]]

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E10Midnight "Midnight"]]]]
* Before everything goes to hell, Mr. Cane's story about the abstract swimming pool on a past vacation.
* Despite being a very creepy episode, the Doctor and Sky talking at once was kinda funny:
--->'''The Doctor and Sky:''' Just stop it, all of you. Stop it, please. Now then, Sky. Are you Sky? Is Sky still in there? Mrs Silvestry? You know exactly what I'm going to say. How are you doing that? Roast beef. Bananas. The Medusa Cascade. ({{beat}}) Bang! Rose Tyler, Martha Jones, Donna Noble, TARDIS. Shamble bobble dibble dooble. Oh, Doctor, you're so handsome. Yes, I am, thank you. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. First she repeats, then she catches up. What's the next stage?
* Jethro the space emo kid being so deadpan and, at best, morbidly fascinated with the whole freaky situation.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E11TurnLeft "Turn Left"]]]]
* Donna gets frustrated by her housemates singing during the night. She's telling them off until she spots her granddad in the group. Then she joins in and they all sing "Bohemian Rhapsody".
* Rose describing the Doctor: "Tall, thin man, ''great'' hair. Some ''really'' great hair."
* UNIT Captain Magambo providing Donna with the gear she will need for her mission.
--->"Keep the jacket on at all times, it's insulation against temporal feedback. ''This'' will correspond to local time wherever you land. ''This'' . . . is to combat dehydration." ''[offers ordinary glass of water]''

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E12TheStolenEarth "The Stolen Earth"]]]]
* In what is basically a war meeting of the Children of Time, Jack compliments Sarah Jane on her investigative work and her lovely appearance. She appears flattered and Harriet Jones, Former Prime Minister, has to stop the flirting.
--->'''Harriet Jones:''' Not now, Captain.
* Sarah Jane getting caught by the Daleks has this exchange.
--->'''Sarah:''' I surrender! I'm sorry!
--->'''Daleks:''' Daleks do not accept apologies! Exterminate!

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E13JourneysEnd "Journey's End"]]]]
* The German Daleks.
--->'''Daleks:''' [[AC:Extermineren! Extermineren!]]\\
'''Dalek:''' [[AC:HALT! Sonst werden wir Sie extermineren, Sie sind jetzt Gefangene der Daleks!]] (Stop, or otherwise we will exterminate you, you are now prisoners of the Daleks!)
** [[BilingualBonus German speakers]] have found it funny that even though the Daleks want to murder you and everyone you love, they're still polite enough to use the formal "Sie" for "you".
* We get this exchange between Jack and Mickey:
--->'''Jack:''' ''[after bursting out of an [[AirVentPassageway air vent]]]'' Just my luck. I climb through two miles of [[AirVentPassageway ventilation shafts]], chasing life signs on this thing, and who do I find -- Mickey Mouse!\\
'''Mickey:''' You can talk, Captain Cheesecake.\\
''[they laugh, and hug]''\\
'''Jack:''' ''[still hugging]'' Good to see ya -- ''and that's'' '''''beefcake'''''.\\
'''Mickey:''' ''[looking very uncomfortable]'' And that's enough hugging.
* Also from that episode, the scenes with Donna and the Doctor's clone in the TARDIS.
--->'''Doctor Clone:''' Oi! Watch it, Earth girl! Ooh . . . I sound like you!
* When the Doctor-Donna disables the Daleks' weaponry, one of them looks down at its now-useless gun with an electronic ''squawk'' of alarm. One that sounds suspiciously like ''"DERP!"''
* The funniest thing (perhaps in the entire fourth series) was the entire Dalek race, the most feared beings in the cosmos, ''spinning uncontrollably in circles'' while crying out in distress ("[[AC:Aaaahhhh!!]]").
--->'''Dalek:''' ''[spinning out of control]'' [[AC:HELP-ME. HELP-ME!]]
** While their leader stares at the insanity, demanding to know just what the hell is going on.
* When the Daleks are spinning wildly out of control, Jack kicks one that gets too close, sending it spinning out of control, Martha shoves another, and then Rose and Sarah Jane, after a quick get together to say how happy they are to see one another again, shove a third... right towards Jackie... who casually steps aside to let it crash.
* Hell, that whole ''sequence''. After being the single most terrifying foe that's been leveled against the Doctor in the revival series, rivaled only by the Master, watching the Doctor-Donna put them through a HumiliationConga effortlessly was both awesome and hilarious.
* Jack's response to the metacrisis that created "Handy" and Doctor-Donna.
--->'''Sarah Jane:''' So there's three of you?\\
'''Rose:''' Three Doctors?\\
'''Jack:''' [[TwinThreesomeFantasy I can't tell you what I'm thinking right now.]]
* Despite the [[TearJerker horrible tragedy]] that comes after, Donna's last two minutes as the Doctor-Donna are pretty funny, specifically when she starts babbling about Charlie Chaplin.

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[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E14TheNextDoctor "The Next Doctor"]]]]
* The Doctor and the Next Doctor, being dragged around by a Cyberman-[[BuffySpeak thingy]].
--->'''Next Doctor:''' Perhaps if you could pull?\\
'''The Doctor:''' I am pulling! In this position, I couldn't ''not'' pull, could I!?
* The other Doctor's demonstration of his sonic screwdriver.
* The revelation of his pocket watch -- which, in a slow and dramatic opening, is revealed to be... an ordinary, broken fob watch. ''[Sproing!]''
--->'''The Doctor:''' I wonder. I can't help noticing you're wearing a fob watch.\\
'''Next Doctor:''' Is that important?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Legend has it that the memories of a Time Lord can be contained within a watch. D'you mind? It's said... that if it's opened... ''[SPROING]'' Oh. Maybe not.
* This bit:
--->'''Miss Hartigan:''' But you said I would never be converted!\\
'''Cyberman:''' [[AC:That was designated: [[ILied A lie]].]]

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E15PlanetOfTheDead "Planet of the Dead"]]]]
* The Doctor accidentally calls [[{{Foreshadowing}} Pizza Geronimo]] when he tries to contact UNIT.
* In the scene where the Doctor first makes contact with Captain Magambo, he's somehow able to figure out that she just saluted him. ''Over the phone.'' She denies it.
* While talking to a rambling Malcolm for the first time:
--->'''The Doctor:''' Right . . . Fine . . . But um, before I die of old age, which in my case would be quite an achievement so congratulations on that -- is there anyone else I can talk to?
* The Doctor compliments Malcolm:
--->'''The Doctor:''' And Malcolm?\\
'''Malcolm:''' Yes?\\
'''The Doctor:''' You're my new best friend.
* A scene that turns a regular ''Doctor Who'' extra into a one-scene wonder.
--->'''The Doctor:''' Gold. Christina!\\
'''Christina:''' Oh no you don't.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Christina, what is it worth now?\\
'''Barclay:''' ''[interrupting]'' Hey, hey! Use this! ''[holds out his watch]''\\
'''The Doctor:''' I said gold.\\
'''Barclay:''' It is gold.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Oh, they saw you coming. ''[turns back to Christina]''
** The exchange is well written, but it's really the actor playing Barclay who sells it.
* Towards the end of the special, the Doctor helps the ClassyCatBurglar who helped him escape from the InspectorJavert police officer who arrested her. The officer chases after her, screaming that he'll charge her with resisting arrest, at which point the Doctor butts in. This exchange occurs:
--->'''DI [=MacMillan=]:''' I'm charging you too! Aiding and abetting!\\
'''The Doctor:''' Yes, I'll just step inside this police box and . . . arrest myself.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E16TheWatersOfMars "The Waters of Mars"]]]]
* This exchange in the beginning between the Doctor and Adelaide.
--->'''Adelaide:''' State your name, rank, and intention.\\
'''The Doctor:''' The Doctor . . . ah . . . ''[pauses a moment]'' Doctor . . . ''[pauses to think]'' Fun.
* For the Filipinos who've seen the episode, the mention that the Philippines is actually building a Mars rocket (which, by implication, means that the Philippines is a world power in the ''Doctor Who'' universe) is absolutely hilarious since a common part of Philippine humor is referring to how everything in the country is a definition of Third World suckage. Not exactly the first time that's happened, either; the Fourth Doctor makes reference to being with the Filipino army when they marched on Reykjavik in "The Talons of Weng-Chiang".

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E17E18TheEndOfTime "The End of Time"]]]]
* "Shimmer!" David Tennant's delivery of this line is hilarious, and the way the Doctor effortlessly turns off the Vinvocci's {{glamour}} adds to it.
* The cliffhanger to Part One features the Master transforming nearly the entire global population into copies of himself. What should be horrific, however, instead becomes totally hilarious because of John Simm's OTT performance. The sight of him wearing a dress, cackling maniacally and applauding one of his fellow duplicates must be seen to be believed. And then he says:
--->'''The Master:''' The human race was always your favourite, Doctor, but now, there is no human race. There is only . . . the [[ThoseWackyNazis Master race]]!
** The fact that you-know-who's EvilPlan seems to be entirely for the sake of that IncrediblyLamePun (well, okay, no it's not) makes it even ''funnier''. The pun is even worse than you think. Think about what the Master Race really means. He just went and turned the entire planet into [[IncrediblyLamePun blonde Anglo Saxons]].
** There's another great one that most viewers may not notice during that sequence -- when we see the Masters gathering in the streets and around buildings, one of them throws a hat in the air, graduation-style. Another Master picks up the hat, examines it, then ''puts it on and starts dancing badly.''
** "Breaking News: I'm everyone! And everyone in the world, is ''me''!"
** The Master even overrides UsefulNotes/BarackObama. "I'm President! President of the United States!" Which causes the press pool, full of crossdressing Masters, to applaud enthusiastically.
* In part two, we have several. [[WorstWhateverEver "Worst. Rescue. EVER."]] and "God bless the cactuses!" stick out.
** "That's ''cacti''!" "That's RACIST!"
* The moment immediately after the Doctor enters the chamber to save Wilf, and after all the high drama and epic angst and the Doctor grandly sacrificing himself to save Wilf, the radiation blasts down... and nothing happens. For a few seconds after, there's an absolutely hilarious moment of anti-climax where the Doctor and Wilf, obviously having expected something a lot more dramatic to result from all the preamble, kind of shuffle awkwardly and sheepishly in front of each other. Of course, [[MoodWhiplash a moment later]] we learn the Doctor ''is'' dying and [[TearJerker it becomes sad again]], but still.
** "Oh, [[SadisticChoice NOW]] it opens."
* Just after Ten's regeneration and all the associated heartbreak, the introduction of the Eleventh Doctor. Creator/MattSmith includes a shot at his longish hair, complete with an expression of absolute horror:
-->'''Eleventh Doctor:''' I'm a GIRL!
** The "I'm a ''girl?!?''" line is even funnier when you've seen the restroom scene from ''Party Animals'' where Matt's character actually says "No, I'm not a girl." ([[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9xKUtytWVQ happens at 3:46]]) Or if you remember that Creator/StevenMoffat wrote ''Recap/DoctorWhoTheCurseOfFatalDeath'', where the Doctor regenerated into a woman. And note that while one hand immediately goes to his Adam's apple to confirm his manhood, you can't see where his ''other'' hand goes.
** "Still not ginger!" The TARDIS is blowing up around him, and he's more interested in his hair colour.
** Followed moments later by one of the last things most people would say upon realizing the craft they're piloting is crashing to Earth at terminal velocity (''and'' on fire, to boot), but this is the Doctor we're talking about, so go figure:
--->'''Eleventh Doctor:''' '''''[[CatchPhrase GERONIMOOOOOOOOO!!]]'''''
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* [[Funny/DoctorWhoSeries4 Series 4]]



[[folder:Series 3 / Season 29]]
[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWho2006CSTheRunawayBride "The Runaway Bride"]]]]
* Donna's hamminess when she mysteriously is abducted into the TARDIS. The Doctor is trying to understand that part, and forgetting the part about her being snatched from her wedding. Especially when she accuses the Doctor of abducting other women upon finding Rose's blouse.
* The Doctor getting slapped by Donna in her first appearance. Repeatedly.
* The Doctor's LameComeback to Donna's repeated insults and calling him "Martian".
--->'''The Doctor:''' ''[quietly]'' I'm not, I'm not . . . I'm not from Mars . . .
* The Doctor and Donna try to hail a taxi:
--->'''Donna:''' Taxi! ''[it drives past]'' Why's his light on?\\
'''The Doctor:''' There's another one!\\
'''Donna:''' Taxi! Oi! ''[another drives past with its For Hire light on]''\\
'''The Doctor:''' There's one!\\
'''Donna:''' Oi!\\
'''The Doctor:''' Do you have this effect on everyone? Why aren't they stopping?\\
'''Donna:''' They think I'm in fancy dress. ''[one cab drives by, tooting]''\\
'''First Cabbie:''' Stay off the scotch, darling!\\
'''Donna:''' They think I'm drunk. ''[two men shout at Donna as they drive by in the other direction]''\\
'''Both men:''' You're fooling no one, mate!\\
'''Donna:''' They think I'm in drag!\\
'''The Doctor:''' Hold on, hold on. ''[the Doctor does a very piercing wolf whistle and a taxi responds]''
* The Doctor trying to convince Donna to jump out of a moving cab into the TARDIS
--->'''Donna:''' I'm in my ''wedding dress!''\\
'''The Doctor:''' Yes, you look lovely! ''Come on!''
* During Donna's rescue, two kids sitting in the back seat of a car are watching it all go down and they are REALLY getting into it. They start mouthing "jump!" when the Doctor tells Donna to jump and cheer when she finally does it.
* Donna's reply to the Doctor wondering why she's being targeted by the "pilot fish":
--->'''The Doctor:''' The question is, what did camouflaged robot mercenaries want with you? And how did you get inside the TARDIS? What's your job?\\
'''Donna:''' I'm a secretary.\\
'''The Doctor:''' ''[starts scanning Donna with the sonic screwdriver]'' Weird . . . I mean, you're not special, you're not powerful, you're not connected, you're not clever, you're not important . . .\\
'''Donna:''' This friend of yours . . . just before she left, did she punch you in the face? ''[slaps away the screwdriver]'' Stop bleeping me!
* The flashbacks to how Donna met Lance.
** Donna's sudden marriage proposal is met with a horrified look from Lance, and music worthy of a horrifying twist. FauxHorrific at its finest (up until TheReveal, that is).
* Ten is reunited with his first true foe: the Christmas Trees OF DEATH!! (thank [=SpecialAgentRavage=] on Website/{{YouTube}} for the quote). Now with exploding Christmas balls.
* "Oh, look! Transport!" Cut to the Doctor, Donna and Lance riding Segways. Cue the Doctor and Donna ''absolutely pissing themselves with laughter!''
* On finding the huge pit in the floor of the Torchwood lab, Donna's wonders if it's [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} dinosaurs. Living in the centre of the Earth.]]
--->'''Donna:''' Just tryin' to help.\\
'''The Doctor:''' That's not helping.
** Given this show, it probably ''has'' to have happened to the Doctor already... or ''will'' happen to him in the future.
** They're called ''Silurians''. Or "Homo Reptilia". Not dinosaurs.
* The Racnoss Empress, who [[PungeonMaster keeps making really bad puns]]. And just [[LargeHam devouring the scenery]] in general.
* The Racnoss Empress attempting to get Donna and Lance to say their own terrible pun.
--->'''Empress:''' DO YOU WANT TO BE RELEASED?!\\
'''Lance and Donna:''' ''YES!''\\
'''Empress:''' ''[annoyed]'' '''YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY "I DO"!!!!!'''
* The Doctor trying to catch Donna and her hitting the wall, which results in a very ''Looney Tunes''-esque clang and a blank look from the Racnoss.
--->'''The Doctor:''' Oh! Sorry . . .\\
'''Donna:''' ''[pan to Donna flat on the ground]'' ''Thanks'' for ''nothing!''

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS29E1SmithAndJones "Smith and Jones"]]]]
* The episode contains one of the most glorious examples of a subtle BrickJoke ever. Towards the beginning, we get a scene where Martha is walking in a crowd, and then (in their first meeting through the viewer's eyes) the Doctor comes out in front of her, takes off his tie and waves it at her while saying, "Like so! See?" It's completely bizarre and when Martha and the other medical students are doing the rounds, they find the Doctor posing as a patient. Martha asks him about their encounter that morning, and the Doctor denies that it was him as he has been in bed all morning. Much later, at the end of the episode, the Doctor mentions that he can travel through time, and Martha asks him to prove it. He goes into the TARDIS, and when he returns, he's holding his tie in his hand with a grin on his face! "Told ya."
* It features Florence Finnegan, a [[OurVampiresAreDifferent Plasmavore]] who drinks her victims' blood ''through a bendy straw!'' When that wasn't busy being scary. But it's the fact she uses a straw instead of biting on her victim's neck that sells it.
* "Judoon platoon on the Moon." Just sounds like a pun? Davies threw that line in because Tennant is Scottish, [[OohMeAccentsSlipping just to make him say as many "oo" sounds as possible.]]
* Even though it becomes a FunnyAneurysmMoment following the events of [[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E17E18TheEndOfTime "The End of Time"]], there's the Doctor hopping around on one foot trying to get the radiation out of him.
--->'''The Doctor:''' Ow, ow, itchy, itchy, itchy . . . ''[shakes foot wildly, hopping around on one foot, before pulling his shoe off and binning it triumphantly]''\\
'''Martha:''' You're completely mad.\\
'''The Doctor:''' You're right. I look daft with one shoe. ''[pulls other shoe off and drops it in the bin too]'' Barefoot on the Moon!
* This rambling attempt at a cover story:
--->'''The Doctor:''' But isn't that a, err, um, magnetic resonance imaging . . . thing? Like a err, err . . . ginormous sort of a magnet? I did magnetics for GCSE. Well, I failed, but all the same--\\
'''Florence:''' A magnet with its setting now increased to 50,000 Tesla.
** And later in the same conversation . . .
--->'''The Doctor:''' Sorry. You'll have to excuse me, I'm a little bit out of depth. I spent the last fifteen years working as a postman, hence the bunion. Why would you do that?
* The companions have officially become predictable. When Martha exclaims that the TARDIS is "bigger on the inside", the Doctor is ''mouthing along with her''.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS29E2TheShakespeareCode "The Shakespeare Code"]]]]
* The Doctor and Martha are walking through turn-of-the-17th-century London:
--->'''Martha Jones:''' I'm not going to get carted off as a slave, am I? \\
'''The Doctor:''' Why would they do that? \\
'''Martha Jones:''' Not exactly white, in case you haven't noticed. \\
'''The Doctor:''' I'm not even human. Just walk about like you own the place. Works for me. Besides, you'd be surprised. Elizabethan England, not so different from your time. Look . . . ''[points to a man who is shovelling dung into a bucket]'' they have recycling. ''[they pass men standing around a barrel of water]'' Water cooler moments . . .\\
''[they see a preacher in the street]''\\
'''Street Preacher:''' . . . and the Earth will be consumed by flames!\\
'''The Doctor:''' And global warming.
** Later on . . .
--->'''The Same Preacher:''' ''[absolutely giddy, shoving a finger at the Doctor as the Globe Theatre seems to be on fire]'' ''I TOLD THEE! I TOLD THEE!''
* After watching ''Love's Labour's Lost'', Martha wants to see the legendary Bard so she shouts "Author!". Then she stops and asks if people in this time period do that. Then someone else copies her and soon the whole theater is shouting it.
--->'''The Doctor:''' They do now.
** Then the author comes out and hams it up while basking in the crowd's adoration.
* This bit of banter with Creator/WilliamShakespeare:
--->'''Shakespeare:''' So tell me of Freedonia, where women can be doctors, writers, actors . . .\\
'''Martha:''' This country's ruled by a woman!\\
'''Shakespeare:''' Ah, she's royal -- that's God's business. Though ''you'' are a royal beauty.\\
'''Martha:''' Whoa, Nelly! I know for a fact you've got a wife in the country.\\
'''Shakespeare:''' But, Martha, this is ''town''.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Come ''on!'' We can all have a good flirt later!\\
'''Shakespeare:''' [[BiTheWay Is that a promise, Doctor?]]\\
'''The Doctor:''' Oh . . . 57 academics [[IKnewIt just punched the air . . .]]
* Martha saying ''[[Literature/HarryPotter expelliarmus]]''. Quickly followed by the Doctor's "Good old J.K.!!"
* Meeting the Queen:
--->'''The Doctor:''' ''[overjoyed and excited]'' Queen Elizabeth the First!\\
'''Elizabeth I:''' ''[angry]'' Doctor!\\
'''The Doctor:''' ''[still excited]'' What?\\
'''Elizabeth I:''' My sworn enemy!\\
'''The Doctor:''' ''[now confused]]'' What?!\\
'''Elizabeth I:''' OffWithHisHead\\
'''The Doctor:''' ''[high-pitched]'' Whaaaaat?!

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS29E3Gridlock "Gridlock"]]]]
* There's the Doctor's reaction to someone coming through the ceiling of the car. "I've invented a sport!"
** Then, when he recognises Novice Hame from "New Earth" and hugs her -- before remembering that, "Last time we met you were breeding humans for experimentation!".

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS29E6TheLazarusExperiment "The Lazarus Experiment"]]]]
* The Doctor drops Martha off at her apartment, they see Lazarus' announcement on TV, he leaves -- and then he comes right back, sticks his head out of the TARDIS door and says:
--->"No, I'm sorry, did he just say he was going to ''change what it means to be human''?"
* The awkward conversation between the Doctor and Martha's mother.
--->'''The Doctor:''' We don't have much time to chat, you know, been . . . busy . . .\\
'''Francine:''' ''[eyebrows climbing]'' Busy? Doing what, exactly?\\
'''The Doctor:''' ''[awkwardly]'' Oh . . . y’know . . . stuff.
** The Doctor telling her he's heard so much about her, and when she asks "like what?", he admits the only thing he's heard about her is that she's Martha's mother.
* Martha's mother ''slaps'' the Doctor.
--->'''The Doctor:''' Ah, Mrs. Jones! We never finished our chat.\\
'''Francine:''' ''[slaps him]'' Keep away from my daughter!\\
'''Martha:''' Mum, what are you doing?\\
'''The Doctor:''' ''[rubs his jaw]'' [[CallBack Always the mothers! Every time!]]

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS29E8HumanNature "Human Nature"]]/[[Recap/DoctorWhoS29E9TheFamilyOfBlood "The Family of Blood"]]]]
* As Joan keeps dropping hints to John (a.k.a. the Doctor) that she wishes him to ask her to the local dance. John catches on, but gets so tongue-tied he can't string two words together, then come the stairs . . .
--->'''John:''' ''[blathers on incoherently as he starts to walk backwards]''\\
'''Joan:''' The stairs.\\
'''John:''' What about them?\\
'''Joan:''' They're right behind you!\\
'''John:''' ''[promptly drops down said stairs]''
* The parts of the Doctor's instructions that Martha fast forwards through, where Tennant was allowed to say whatever he wanted to fill the time. Found in a deleted scene:
--->'''The Doctor:''' ''[entirely deadpan]'' And five! Very important, five: Don't let me eat ''pears''. I ''hate'' pears. John Smith is a character I made up, but I won't know that. I'll think I am him, and he might do something stupid like eat a pear. In three months, I don't want to wake up from being human and taste that. And six: Now I have to talk for around about a minute without hesitation, deviation, or whatever the other thing is. It's like that panel game on Channel 4 like [[NamesTheSame Rory]] just pointed out. However, I'm going to move on and say number seven, and talk about my other favorite band, which is The Housemartins. I don't know if anyone remembers The Housemartins, but the best gig I ever went to was at the Scottish Exhibition and Conference Centre in about December. It must have been 1990, and The Housemartins were playing, and it was quite simply the best gig I've ever been to. They split up quite soon afterwords, I don't know what that tells you about that particular event. I'm sitting in the TARDIS now, and I'm gonna wind up soon, but not before I make a few strange noises with my mouth that will go somewhere along the lines of bingle bongle dingle dangle yikkety-doo yikkety-daa ping pong lippy tappy too tah.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS29E10Blink "Blink"]]]]
* [[NakedPeopleAreFunny Larry's introduction]].
--->'''Larry:''' Okay, I'm not sure, but I'm really, really hoping... ''[points down]'' Pants?\\
'''Sally:''' No . . .
** North Americans should keep in mind that [[SeparatedByACommonLanguage "pants" means "underwear" in British English]].
** And then when she meets him again later in the episode.
--->'''Larry:''' Hold on, we've met before, haven't we?\\
'''Sally:''' It'll come to you.\\
(''Larry slowly gets a dawning look of horror, and then covers up his crotch'')\\
'''Sally:''' ''There'' it is.
* Similar to the "ding when there's stuff" example, there's "People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff."
* "This is my [[TimeyWimeyBall timey-wimey]] detector. Goes 'ding' when there's stuff. Also, it can boil an egg at 30 paces, whether you want it to or not, actually, so I've learned to stay away from hens. It's not pretty when they blow."
* When Sally wants to know how the Doctor knows what she's saying when he's a recording from 40 years in the past, the Doctor says look to the left and Sally does, she sees Larry saying "What does he mean by that? I've been wondering for years." It hasn't yet dawned on him that the Doctor is talking about what he's doing this very moment.
** Before that realization, he goes with a political interpretation of "left" for a couple of seconds.
* The Doctor's DisorganizedOutlineSpeech at the very end, explaining why he needs to leave. We never find out what's happening, just that [[NoodleImplements he's carrying a bow, Martha's carrying a quiver]], and there are three things he needs to deal with. No, four. Well, four things, ''and'' [[NoodleImplements a lizard]].

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS29E11Utopia "Utopia"]]]]
* Jack after his trip through the Time Vortex on the outside of the TARDIS and Martha has attempted CPR, seemingly without success.
--->'''Jack:''' ''[gasps]'' Was someone kissing me?
** Specifically, the fact that Jack doesn't sound upset, just disappointed that he wasn't awake at the time.
* Shortly after their arrival:
--->'''Martha:''' ''[surveying a dead city]'' What about the people? Does no one survive?\\
'''The Doctor:''' I suppose . . . we have to hope. Life will find a way.\\
'''Jack:''' Well . . . ''[points]'' he's not doin' too bad.\\
''[the Doctor and Martha look over and see a man running around frantically, flailing his arms and screaming, followed by a mob of Futurekind]''
* There's also Jack's repeated attempts at flirtation with [[ExtremeOmnisexual whatever catches his fancy]], all of them stopped with the Doctor's casual "Stop it."
* This exchange:
--->'''The Doctor:''' Bit of a hermit, actually.\\
'''Yana:''' Oh, a hermit. With friends . . . ?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Hermits United. We meet up every ten years. Swap stories about . . . caves. It's good fun. For a hermit.
* The Master beings a bout of EvilGloating only to be distracted by himself:
--->'''The Master:''' Now, then, Doctor! Oooh, new voice. Hello, hellooo, helllloooo! Anyway . . . why don't we sit down and have a nice little chat where I can tell you all my plans and you can work out a way to stop me, I ''don't'' think!
** When the Master escapes in the TARDIS, his final line is hilarious.
--->'''The Master:''' End of the universe! Have fun! Bye-bye!

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS29E12TheSoundOfDrums "The Sound of Drums"]]]]
* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKT_sE4B7WI scene]] where the Master [[BoardToDeath gasses his Cabinet ministers to death]] is BlackComedy made funny with Creator/JohnSimm chewing the scenery throughout. Seriously, the entire scene from start to finish is a CMOF:
--->''[the Master walks into the Cabinet room]''\\
'''The Master:''' A glorious day! Downing Street rebuilt! The cabinet in session! Let the work of government . . . begin.\\
''[The Master throws a stack of dossiers in the air, the contents scattering all across the table; the cabinet ministers are unimpressed]''\\
'''The Master:''' Oh go on, crack a smile! It's funny, isn't it? Albert? Funny? No? A little bit?\\
'''Albert Dumfries, MP:''' Uh, very funny, sir. But if we could get down to business, there is the matter of policy, of which we have very little--\\
'''The Master:''' No-no-no-no-no. Before we start all that, I just wanted to say . . . thank you. Thank you, one and all, you ugly, fat-faced bunch of wet, snivelling ''traitors''.\\
'''Albert:''' Yes, quite. Very funny, but I think . . .\\
'''The Master:''' ''[stands up]'' No. No. ''That'' wasn't funny. ''[beat]'' Hmmm, you see, I'm not making myself very clear. "Funny" is like this. ''[exaggerates a grin]'' Not funny is like this. ''[exaggerates a frowny face]'' And right now, I'm not like ''[grins]'', I'm like ''[frowns]'', because you are ''traitors''. YES, YOU ARE!! As soon as you saw the votes swinging ''my'' way, you abandoned your parties and you jumped on the Saxon bandwagon! So! ''[sits down]'' '''This''' is your reward! ''[The Master sits down and puts on a facial gas mask]''\\
'''Albert:''' Excuse me, Prime Minister, but do you mind my asking, what is that?\\
'''The Master:''' ''[muffled]'' [[AskAStupidQuestion A gas mask.]]\\
'''Albert:''' I beg your pardon?\\
'''The Master:''' ''[lifts gas mask up]'' It's a gas mask. ''[He smiles pleasantly, chuckles, and lowers it back over his face]''\\
'''Albert:''' Yes, but, um, ''why'' are you wearing it?\\
'''The Master:''' ''[muffled; matter-of-factly]'' Well, because of the gas.\\
'''Albert:''' I'm sorry?\\
'''The Master:''' ''[lifts up his mask]'' [[PreemptiveDeclaration Because of the gas!]] ''[lowers mask]''\\
'''Albert:''' What ''gas''?\\
'''The Master:''' ''[leans back in his chair]'' ''This'' gas.\\
''[the speakers on the two table phones pop up and spray toxic gas into the room; all of the ministers begin choking on the fumes]''\\
'''Albert:''' ''[spluttering]'' YOU'RE INSANE!!!\\
''[With the biggest grin imaginable through the mask, the Master [[InsultBackfire gives Alfred two thumbs up]] while appearing to say "Yoouuu ''got it!''". Then Alfred falls face-forward onto the table, dead, and the Master begins tapping the drumbeat on the table]''
* The Master closes a door to muffle the screams as Vivien Rook is being killed by the Toclafane. He opens the door, hears her still screaming, and closes it. He opens the door ''again'', she's ''still'' screaming, so he closes it again. He ''[[RuleOfThree opens the door again]]'', she's ''still screaming'', and he closes it for the final time. CrossesTheLineTwice at its greatest.
* There's also his speech about all the good people of England:
--->'''The Doctor:''' Our lord and master is speaking to his kingdom.\\
'''The Master:''' [[Series/LittleBritain Britain, Britain, Britain]]. What extraordinary times we've had. Just a few years ago this world was so small. And then they came. Out of the unknown. Falling from the sky. You've seen it happen. ''[stock footage of a spaceship hitting Big Ben]'' Big Ben, destroyed. ''[stock footage of Sycorax ship hovering over London]'' A spaceship over London. ''[stock footage of Cybermen marching]'' All those ghosts and metal men. ''[stock footage of the Webstar shooting lightning over the city]'' The Christmas Star that came to kill. Time and time again, and the government told you nothing. Well not me. Not Harold Saxon. Because my purpose, here today, is to tell you this: Citizens of Great Britain, I have been contacted. A message for humanity from beyond the stars.\\
'''Female Toclafane Sphere:''' People of the Earth, we come in peace. We bring great gifts. We bring technology and wisdom and protection. And all we ask in return is your friendship.\\
'''The Master:''' Ooo, sweet! And this species has identified itself. They are called the Toclafane.\\
'''The Doctor:''' ''[watching the broadcast]'' What?\\
'''The Master:''' And tomorrow morning, they will appear. Not in secret, but to all of you. Diplomatic relations with a new species will begin. Tomorrow, we take our place in the universe. Every man, woman and child. Every teacher, and chemist, and lorry driver and farmer, and, oh, I don't know, every ''[[WhamLine medical student]]''? \\
''[the Doctor, Martha, and Jack all look at each other in a wild surprise; the Doctor turns the TV around to find explosives strapped to the back of the set]''\\
'''The Doctor:''' OUT! ''[they manage to escape outside before the bomb destroys the apartment]''
* During the chase scene, we cut from the Doctor, Martha, and Jack running down an alleyway to televised news reports about the first contact with the Toclafane, first a British newscast, then an American newscast, then a Chinese broadcast, then . . . the Master watching the ''Series/{{Teletubbies}}''!
--->'''The Master:''' Have you seen these things? This planet's amazing. Television in their ''stomach''! Now ''that'' is evolution.
* [[ObliviousToLove "It's like when you fancy someone who doesn't know you exist."]] Jack and Martha exchange a look. "You too, huh?"
* Just about any time the Master speaks to President Winters is entertaining. The Master's trying to be as deliberately annoying as he can possibly be.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNV2EEz_DUA HERE. COME. THE. DRUMS.]] Simultaneously a MomentOfAwesome AND a {{Funny Moment|s}}. (Bonus points for Lucy Saxon's awkward bopping along to the music.)

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS29E13LastOfTheTimeLords "Last of the Time Lords"]]]]
* The Master pushing the Doctor around while "I Can't Decide" plays in the background, perfectly synced to the action onstage.
** Even better, someone modified the audio channel the song played over, revealing that John Simm ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZG0CguBxx1g was actually singing along the entire time.]]''
* Martha's new acquaintance learns of some of her exploits.
--->''Tom Milligan:'' Right. Space, got it. Anything else I should know?\\
''Martha:'' I've met Shakespeare.
* The "Voyage of the Damned" stinger at the end: the Doctor's multiple FlatWhat reaction to 1) hearing a blaring sea ship horn, 2) feeling the TARDIS quake and chunks of its interior flying off, 3) finding a life preserver in front of the control center, and 4) looking up to see the stern of a huge ship poking through the hull of the TARDIS, casually backing away like the captain said "Oops, sorry!"
[[/folder]]


[[folder:Series 2 / Season 28]]
[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWho2005CSTheChristmasInvasion "The Christmas Invasion"]]]]
* The newly-regenerated Tenth Doctor's introduction to Jackie and Mickey:
-->'''The Doctor:''' There was something I had to tell you, something important. What was it? Hold on, hold on. Shh shh. Oh! I know! Merry Christmas! ''[[[NonSequiturThud collapses]]]''
* "Harriet Jones, Prime Minister." Proving that even bloodthirsty aliens know who she is.
* When the first Sycorax message is translated by the British government, the last line is "Sycorax rock!!!" No, it's not grammatically incorrect English mangled by an imperfect translation, it's "rock" in the modern sense of the word.
* Another. While the Doctor is sleeping, the Spinning Christmas Tree of Death. As it breaks into Rose's room, Jackie wails (in a very high-pitched, squeaky voice) "I'm gonna get killed by a ''Christmas tree''!" The fact that all this is happening while the [[SoundtrackDissonance tree plays a cheerful version of "Jingle Bells"]] just makes it all the funnier.
* Rose's mum trying to help the Doctor just after he's collapsed.
-->'''The Doctor:''' I'm having a neuron implosion. I need--\\
'''Jackie:''' ''[maniacally]'' What do you need? Just say it. Tell me tell me tell me. Painkillers? Do you need aspirin? Is it codeine? Paracetamol? I dunno, Pepto-Bismol? Liquid paraffin? Vitamin C, vitamin D, vitamin E? Is it food? Something simple! Bowl of soup, nice bowl of soup, soup and a sandwich, ooh, soup and a little ham sandwich?\\
'''The Doctor:''' I ''need'' you to shut up.
** Made better by the fact that later it turns out all he needed was a cup of tea.

to:

[[folder:Series 2 3 / Season 28]]
[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWho2005CSTheChristmasInvasion
29]]
[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWho2006CSTheRunawayBride
"The Christmas Invasion"]]]]
Runaway Bride"]]]]
* Donna's hamminess when she mysteriously is abducted into the TARDIS. The Doctor is trying to understand that part, and forgetting the part about her being snatched from her wedding. Especially when she accuses the Doctor of abducting other women upon finding Rose's blouse.
* The newly-regenerated Tenth Doctor getting slapped by Donna in her first appearance. Repeatedly.
* The
Doctor's introduction LameComeback to Jackie Donna's repeated insults and Mickey:
-->'''The
calling him "Martian".
--->'''The
Doctor:''' There was something I had ''[quietly]'' I'm not, I'm not . . . I'm not from Mars . . .
* The Doctor and Donna try
to tell you, something important. What was it? hail a taxi:
--->'''Donna:''' Taxi! ''[it drives past]'' Why's his light on?\\
'''The Doctor:''' There's another one!\\
'''Donna:''' Taxi! Oi! ''[another drives past with its For Hire light on]''\\
'''The Doctor:''' There's one!\\
'''Donna:''' Oi!\\
'''The Doctor:''' Do you have this effect on everyone? Why aren't they stopping?\\
'''Donna:''' They think I'm in fancy dress. ''[one cab drives by, tooting]''\\
'''First Cabbie:''' Stay off the scotch, darling!\\
'''Donna:''' They think I'm drunk. ''[two men shout at Donna as they drive by in the other direction]''\\
'''Both men:''' You're fooling no one, mate!\\
'''Donna:''' They think I'm in drag!\\
'''The Doctor:'''
Hold on, hold on. Shh shh. Oh! I know! Merry Christmas! ''[[[NonSequiturThud collapses]]]''
''[the Doctor does a very piercing wolf whistle and a taxi responds]''
* "Harriet Jones, Prime Minister." Proving that even bloodthirsty aliens know who The Doctor trying to convince Donna to jump out of a moving cab into the TARDIS
--->'''Donna:''' I'm in my ''wedding dress!''\\
'''The Doctor:''' Yes, you look lovely! ''Come on!''
* During Donna's rescue, two kids sitting in the back seat of a car are watching it all go down and they are REALLY getting into it. They start mouthing "jump!" when the Doctor tells Donna to jump and cheer when
she is.
finally does it.
* When Donna's reply to the first Sycorax message is translated Doctor wondering why she's being targeted by the British government, "pilot fish":
--->'''The Doctor:''' The question is, what did camouflaged robot mercenaries want with you? And how did you get inside
the last line TARDIS? What's your job?\\
'''Donna:''' I'm a secretary.\\
'''The Doctor:''' ''[starts scanning Donna with the sonic screwdriver]'' Weird . . . I mean, you're not special, you're not powerful, you're not connected, you're not clever, you're not important . . .\\
'''Donna:''' This friend of yours . . . just before she left, did she punch you in the face? ''[slaps away the screwdriver]'' Stop bleeping me!
* The flashbacks to how Donna met Lance.
** Donna's sudden marriage proposal
is "Sycorax rock!!!" No, met with a horrified look from Lance, and music worthy of a horrifying twist. FauxHorrific at its finest (up until TheReveal, that is).
* Ten is reunited with his first true foe: the Christmas Trees OF DEATH!! (thank [=SpecialAgentRavage=] on Website/{{YouTube}} for the quote). Now with exploding Christmas balls.
* "Oh, look! Transport!" Cut to the Doctor, Donna and Lance riding Segways. Cue the Doctor and Donna ''absolutely pissing themselves with laughter!''
* On finding the huge pit in the floor of the Torchwood lab, Donna's wonders if
it's [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} dinosaurs. Living in the centre of the Earth.]]
--->'''Donna:''' Just tryin' to help.\\
'''The Doctor:''' That's
not grammatically incorrect English mangled by an imperfect translation, helping.
** Given this show, it probably ''has'' to have happened to the Doctor already... or ''will'' happen to him in the future.
** They're called ''Silurians''. Or "Homo Reptilia". Not dinosaurs.
* The Racnoss Empress, who [[PungeonMaster keeps making really bad puns]]. And just [[LargeHam devouring the scenery]] in general.
* The Racnoss Empress attempting to get Donna and Lance to say their own terrible pun.
--->'''Empress:''' DO YOU WANT TO BE RELEASED?!\\
'''Lance and Donna:''' ''YES!''\\
'''Empress:''' ''[annoyed]'' '''YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY "I DO"!!!!!'''
* The Doctor trying to catch Donna and her hitting the wall, which results in a very ''Looney Tunes''-esque clang and a blank look from the Racnoss.
--->'''The Doctor:''' Oh! Sorry . . .\\
'''Donna:''' ''[pan to Donna flat on the ground]'' ''Thanks'' for ''nothing!''

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS29E1SmithAndJones "Smith and Jones"]]]]
* The episode contains one of the most glorious examples of a subtle BrickJoke ever. Towards the beginning, we get a scene where Martha is walking in a crowd, and then (in their first meeting through the viewer's eyes) the Doctor comes out in front of her, takes off his tie and waves it at her while saying, "Like so! See?" It's completely bizarre and when Martha and the other medical students are doing the rounds, they find the Doctor posing as a patient. Martha asks him about their encounter that morning, and the Doctor denies that it was him as he has been in bed all morning. Much later, at the end of the episode, the Doctor mentions that he can travel through time, and Martha asks him to prove it. He goes into the TARDIS, and when he returns, he's holding his tie in his hand with a grin on his face! "Told ya."
* It features Florence Finnegan, a [[OurVampiresAreDifferent Plasmavore]] who drinks her victims' blood ''through a bendy straw!'' When that wasn't busy being scary. But
it's "rock" the fact she uses a straw instead of biting on her victim's neck that sells it.
* "Judoon platoon on the Moon." Just sounds like a pun? Davies threw that line in because Tennant is Scottish, [[OohMeAccentsSlipping just to make him say as many "oo" sounds as possible.]]
* Even though it becomes a FunnyAneurysmMoment following the events of [[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E17E18TheEndOfTime "The End of Time"]], there's the Doctor hopping around on one foot trying to get the radiation out of him.
--->'''The Doctor:''' Ow, ow, itchy, itchy, itchy . . . ''[shakes foot wildly, hopping around on one foot, before pulling his shoe off and binning it triumphantly]''\\
'''Martha:''' You're completely mad.\\
'''The Doctor:''' You're right. I look daft with one shoe. ''[pulls other shoe off and drops it
in the modern sense of bin too]'' Barefoot on the word.
Moon!
* Another. While This rambling attempt at a cover story:
--->'''The Doctor:''' But isn't that a, err, um, magnetic resonance imaging . . . thing? Like a err, err . . . ginormous sort of a magnet? I did magnetics for GCSE. Well, I failed, but all the same--\\
'''Florence:''' A magnet with its setting now increased to 50,000 Tesla.
** And later in the same conversation . . .
--->'''The Doctor:''' Sorry. You'll have to excuse me, I'm a little bit out of depth. I spent the last fifteen years working as a postman, hence the bunion. Why would you do that?
* The companions have officially become predictable. When Martha exclaims that the TARDIS is "bigger on the inside",
the Doctor is sleeping, the Spinning Christmas Tree of Death. As it breaks into Rose's room, Jackie wails (in a very high-pitched, squeaky voice) "I'm gonna get killed by a ''Christmas tree''!" ''mouthing along with her''.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS29E2TheShakespeareCode "The Shakespeare Code"]]]]
*
The fact that all this is happening while the [[SoundtrackDissonance tree plays a cheerful version of "Jingle Bells"]] just makes it all the funnier.
* Rose's mum trying to help the
Doctor just after he's collapsed.
-->'''The
and Martha are walking through turn-of-the-17th-century London:
--->'''Martha Jones:''' I'm not going to get carted off as a slave, am I? \\
'''The Doctor:''' Why would they do that? \\
'''Martha Jones:''' Not exactly white, in case you haven't noticed. \\
'''The
Doctor:''' I'm having a neuron implosion. I need--\\
'''Jackie:''' ''[maniacally]'' What do you need?
not even human. Just say it. Tell me walk about like you own the place. Works for me. Besides, you'd be surprised. Elizabethan England, not so different from your time. Look . . . ''[points to a man who is shovelling dung into a bucket]'' they have recycling. ''[they pass men standing around a barrel of water]'' Water cooler moments . . .\\
''[they see a preacher in the street]''\\
'''Street Preacher:''' . . . and the Earth will be consumed by flames!\\
'''The Doctor:''' And global warming.
** Later on . . .
--->'''The Same Preacher:''' ''[absolutely giddy, shoving a finger at the Doctor as the Globe Theatre seems to be on fire]'' ''I TOLD THEE! I TOLD THEE!''
* After watching ''Love's Labour's Lost'', Martha wants to see the legendary Bard so she shouts "Author!". Then she stops and asks if people in this time period do that. Then someone else copies her and soon the whole theater is shouting it.
--->'''The Doctor:''' They do now.
** Then the author comes out and hams it up while basking in the crowd's adoration.
* This bit of banter with Creator/WilliamShakespeare:
--->'''Shakespeare:''' So
tell me tell me. Painkillers? Do of Freedonia, where women can be doctors, writers, actors . . .\\
'''Martha:''' This country's ruled by a woman!\\
'''Shakespeare:''' Ah, she's royal -- that's God's business. Though ''you'' are a royal beauty.\\
'''Martha:''' Whoa, Nelly! I know for a fact you've got a wife in the country.\\
'''Shakespeare:''' But, Martha, this is ''town''.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Come ''on!'' We can all have a good flirt later!\\
'''Shakespeare:''' [[BiTheWay Is that a promise, Doctor?]]\\
'''The Doctor:''' Oh . . . 57 academics [[IKnewIt just punched the air . . .]]
* Martha saying ''[[Literature/HarryPotter expelliarmus]]''. Quickly followed by the Doctor's "Good old J.K.!!"
* Meeting the Queen:
--->'''The Doctor:''' ''[overjoyed and excited]'' Queen Elizabeth the First!\\
'''Elizabeth I:''' ''[angry]'' Doctor!\\
'''The Doctor:''' ''[still excited]'' What?\\
'''Elizabeth I:''' My sworn enemy!\\
'''The Doctor:''' ''[now confused]]'' What?!\\
'''Elizabeth I:''' OffWithHisHead\\
'''The Doctor:''' ''[high-pitched]'' Whaaaaat?!

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS29E3Gridlock "Gridlock"]]]]
* There's the Doctor's reaction to someone coming through the ceiling of the car. "I've invented a sport!"
** Then, when he recognises Novice Hame from "New Earth" and hugs her -- before remembering that, "Last time we met
you need aspirin? Is it codeine? Paracetamol? I dunno, Pepto-Bismol? Liquid paraffin? Vitamin C, vitamin D, vitamin E? Is it food? Something simple! Bowl of soup, nice bowl of soup, soup were breeding humans for experimentation!".

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS29E6TheLazarusExperiment "The Lazarus Experiment"]]]]
* The Doctor drops Martha off at her apartment, they see Lazarus' announcement on TV, he leaves --
and a sandwich, ooh, soup then he comes right back, sticks his head out of the TARDIS door and says:
--->"No, I'm sorry, did he just say he was going to ''change what it means to be human''?"
* The awkward conversation between the Doctor and Martha's mother.
--->'''The Doctor:''' We don't have much time to chat, you know, been . . . busy . . .\\
'''Francine:''' ''[eyebrows climbing]'' Busy? Doing what, exactly?\\
'''The Doctor:''' ''[awkwardly]'' Oh . . . y’know . . . stuff.
** The Doctor telling her he's heard so much about her, and when she asks "like what?", he admits the only thing he's heard about her is that she's Martha's mother.
* Martha's mother ''slaps'' the Doctor.
--->'''The Doctor:''' Ah, Mrs. Jones! We never finished our chat.\\
'''Francine:''' ''[slaps him]'' Keep away from my daughter!\\
'''Martha:''' Mum, what are you doing?\\
'''The Doctor:''' ''[rubs his jaw]'' [[CallBack Always the mothers! Every time!]]

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS29E8HumanNature "Human Nature"]]/[[Recap/DoctorWhoS29E9TheFamilyOfBlood "The Family of Blood"]]]]
* As Joan keeps dropping hints to John (a.k.a. the Doctor) that she wishes him to ask her to the local dance. John catches on, but gets so tongue-tied he can't string two words together, then come the stairs . . .
--->'''John:''' ''[blathers on incoherently as he starts to walk backwards]''\\
'''Joan:''' The stairs.\\
'''John:''' What about them?\\
'''Joan:''' They're right behind you!\\
'''John:''' ''[promptly drops down said stairs]''
* The parts of the Doctor's instructions that Martha fast forwards through, where Tennant was allowed to say whatever he wanted to fill the time. Found in
a little ham sandwich?\\
deleted scene:
--->'''The Doctor:''' ''[entirely deadpan]'' And five! Very important, five: Don't let me eat ''pears''. I ''hate'' pears. John Smith is a character I made up, but I won't know that. I'll think I am him, and he might do something stupid like eat a pear. In three months, I don't want to wake up from being human and taste that. And six: Now I have to talk for around about a minute without hesitation, deviation, or whatever the other thing is. It's like that panel game on Channel 4 like [[NamesTheSame Rory]] just pointed out. However, I'm going to move on and say number seven, and talk about my other favorite band, which is The Housemartins. I don't know if anyone remembers The Housemartins, but the best gig I ever went to was at the Scottish Exhibition and Conference Centre in about December. It must have been 1990, and The Housemartins were playing, and it was quite simply the best gig I've ever been to. They split up quite soon afterwords, I don't know what that tells you about that particular event. I'm sitting in the TARDIS now, and I'm gonna wind up soon, but not before I make a few strange noises with my mouth that will go somewhere along the lines of bingle bongle dingle dangle yikkety-doo yikkety-daa ping pong lippy tappy too tah.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS29E10Blink "Blink"]]]]
* [[NakedPeopleAreFunny Larry's introduction]].
--->'''Larry:''' Okay, I'm not sure, but I'm really, really hoping... ''[points down]'' Pants?\\
'''Sally:''' No . . .
** North Americans should keep in mind that [[SeparatedByACommonLanguage "pants" means "underwear" in British English]].
** And then when she meets him again later in the episode.
--->'''Larry:''' Hold on, we've met before, haven't we?\\
'''Sally:''' It'll come to you.\\
(''Larry slowly gets a dawning look of horror, and then covers up his crotch'')\\
'''Sally:''' ''There'' it is.
* Similar to the "ding when there's stuff" example, there's "People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff."
* "This is my [[TimeyWimeyBall timey-wimey]] detector. Goes 'ding' when there's stuff. Also, it can boil an egg at 30 paces, whether you want it to or not, actually, so I've learned to stay away from hens. It's not pretty when they blow."
* When Sally wants to know how the Doctor knows what she's saying when he's a recording from 40 years in the past, the Doctor says look to the left and Sally does, she sees Larry saying "What does he mean by that? I've been wondering for years." It hasn't yet dawned on him that the Doctor is talking about what he's doing this very moment.
** Before that realization, he goes with a political interpretation of "left" for a couple of seconds.
* The Doctor's DisorganizedOutlineSpeech at the very end, explaining why he needs to leave. We never find out what's happening, just that [[NoodleImplements he's carrying a bow, Martha's carrying a quiver]], and there are three things he needs to deal with. No, four. Well, four things, ''and'' [[NoodleImplements a lizard]].

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS29E11Utopia "Utopia"]]]]
* Jack after his trip through the Time Vortex on the outside of the TARDIS and Martha has attempted CPR, seemingly without success.
--->'''Jack:''' ''[gasps]'' Was someone kissing me?
** Specifically, the fact that Jack doesn't sound upset, just disappointed that he wasn't awake at the time.
* Shortly after their arrival:
--->'''Martha:''' ''[surveying a dead city]'' What about the people? Does no one survive?\\
'''The Doctor:''' I ''need'' you suppose . . . we have to shut up.
** Made better
hope. Life will find a way.\\
'''Jack:''' Well . . . ''[points]'' he's not doin' too bad.\\
''[the Doctor and Martha look over and see a man running around frantically, flailing his arms and screaming, followed
by a mob of Futurekind]''
* There's also Jack's repeated attempts at flirtation with [[ExtremeOmnisexual whatever catches his fancy]], all of them stopped with
the fact that later it turns out all he needed was a cup of tea.Doctor's casual "Stop it."



-->'''Sycorax Leader:''' ''[bellows at the Doctor]'' I DEMAND TO KNOW WHO YOU ARE!\\
'''The Doctor:''' ''[bellows back in imitation]'' I DON'T KNOW!
* "[[MemeticMutation Am I . . . ginger?]]"
** "Aww, I wanted to be ginger! I've never been ginger." The Doctor sounds just like a kid who didn't get the toy he wanted for Christmas.
* The Doctor, in the middle of a PatrickStewartSpeech, suddenly starts speaking the lyrics to "Circle of Life":
-->'''The Doctor:''' But ''why?'' Look at these people, these human beings. Consider their potential! [[WaxingLyrical From the day they arrive on the planet, and blinking, step into the sun; there is more to see than can ever be seen . . . more to do than]]-- No, hold on . . . ''[pause]'' Sorry, that's ''Disney/TheLionKing''.
* The Doctor and his dangerous ramblings.
-->'''The Doctor:''' Which leaves us with a great big stinking problem. Because, I really don't know who I am. I don't know when to stop. So, if I see a great big threatening button which should never ever ever be pressed, then I just want to do this. ''[presses]''
* When the Doctor and the Sycorax leader are about to face off, the Doctor says "Now, are you going to do this? Or are you just a ''[phrase in an alien language that somehow manages to piss the Sycorax off]''"
* Paying the leader back for his backstabbing attempt by throwing the [[ChekhovsGun satsuma]] at a release button.
* After the Doctor has saved the Earth via swordfight and the spaceship leaves and everything:
-->'''Alex:''' It's a message from Torchwood. They say they're ready.\\
''[Harriet gives the most blank face ever, shuts her eyes in annoyance, and turns away]''

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E1NewEarth "New Earth"]]]]
* In Cassandra's first scene, she says, while referring to Rose, "at last I can be revenged on that little--" but before she can finish, the scene cuts off to Rose saying "Bit rich". It makes sense if you say it fast.
* When Cassandra first jumps into Rose, and finally takes a long look at the merchandise:
--->'''Cassandra!Rose:''' Oh my God, I'm a ''chav!''
* Ten's reaction to getting kissed by Rose while she's possessed by Cassandra.
--->'''The Doctor:''' Yeah, still got it.
** It's not the line so much as the delivery. The first word comes out as a sort of squeak, like he's trying to quip while still recovering from the PostKissCatatonia.
* BodySnatcher Lady Cassandra as Rose and the Doctor, with much ShowingOffTheNewBody, [[EvilIsHammy hammy overacting]], and GettingCrapPastTheRadar. ''Especially'' [[GenderBender as the Doctor]].
--->'''Cassandra!Doctor:''' Ooh, goodness me, I'm a ''man!'' Yum! So many parts . . . and hardly used!
** The best part of this is that, near the end of the sequence, Cassandra!Doctor advances on Rose and says "You've been looking... you ''like'' it", and you can clearly see Billie Piper [[{{Corpsing}} doing her best not to crack up]]. They apparently decided that she wasn't going to get any more deadpan than that.
** Cassandra's discovery of the Doctor's binary vascular system:
--->'''Cassandra!Doctor:''' Ah, two hearts! Oh baby, I'm beating out a samba!
** Cassandra|Doctor's casual FantasticRacism is delivered in a funny manner with this little gem:
--->'''Cassandra!Doctor:''' Go play with a ball of string!
* The Doctor and Rose!Cassandra entering the medical wing, only to encounter the ObstructiveBureaucrat charging at them [[BattleCry screaming]] and brandishing a stool as a weapon.
* Cassandra isn't exactly overjoyed when she takes over Chip's body.
--->'''Cassandra!Chip:''' Oh sweet Lord, I'm a walking doodle.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E2ToothAndClaw "Tooth and Claw"]]]]
* The multi-season RunningGag of the Doctor's companions attempting (and failing miserably) to adopt [[JustAStupidAccent the stereotypical accent]] of the time period in which they've just arrived is hilarious enough, but the Doctor's completely deadpan [[NoJustNoReaction "No, don't... don't do that"]] is what makes it a Crowning Moment of Funny. It becomes a thousand times funnier when you are aware that Creator/DavidTennant is actually Scottish, although the Scottish accent he was doing wasn't his actual accent (which lends itself to some meta humour, if you think about it).
--->'''Rose:''' Hoots mon!
* Everyone comments on how "naked" Rose is, and the Doctor plays along.
* Rose tries repeatedly to get Queen Victoria to say that she is not amused because that would make ''her'' amused. You can see the Queen think it several times before she says it.
* Queen Victoria's ''utterly horrified'' expression when the Doctor and Rose hug.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E3SchoolReunion "School Reunion"]]]]
* This:
--->'''The Doctor:''' So . . . physics! Physics, eh? Phyyyyyysics. Physics, physics, physics, physics, physics, physics! I hope you're getting all this down.
** Then:
--->'''The Doctor:''' Correct-a-mundo! A word I have ''never'' used before, and hopefully never will again.
* The Doctor telling Rose what he thought the school would be like.
* The BlackComedy moment when the unfortunate oil spill accident is somehow turned into ''slapstick.''
--->'''Kitchen helper:''' She will be just fine. ''[screams of pain can be heard, explosion of smoke]'' [[BlatantLies She does that.]]
* The weird bounce Rose gives when the Doctor calls them all "gang". Ah, chavs.
* Sarah Jane showing she hasn't lost even a trace of her GenreSavvy:
---> '''Sarah Jane:''' I can't believe it's you. ''[someone screams nearby]'' Okay, ''now'' I can.
* Rose's opinion of K9 ("a little disco"), and the Doctor's offense at it.
* The CallBack to "The Hand of Fear" when Sarah tells him that the place where he dropped her off was not South Croydon, but ''[[http://goo.gl/maps/zBXLO Aberdeen]]''.
--->'''The Doctor:''' That's next to Croydon, isn't it?
** For anyone not willing to brave Google Maps: Croydon is in London, which is in the south of England. Aberdeen is almost exactly halfway up Scotland.
* Also, when Mickey realizes that, in the pantheon of companions, he has a similar role to "the tin dog". You have to feel sorry for the little ButtMonkey . . . at least until he TookALevelInBadass.
* This episode gives us [[TheMissusAndTheEx Rose Tyler and Sarah Jane Smith]] trying to one-up each other with [[ContinuityCavalcade stories of the insanity that is par for the course for a companion]].
--->'''Sarah Jane:''' I saw things you wouldn't believe!\\
'''Rose:''' Try me.\\
'''Sarah Jane:''' [[Recap/DoctorWhoS13E3PyramidsOfMars Mummies.]]\\
'''Rose:''' [[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E3TheUnquietDead I've met ghosts.]]\\
'''Sarah Jane:''' [[Recap/DoctorWhoS12E1Robot Robots.]] [[Recap/DoctorWhos13e4TheAndroidInvasion Lots of robots.]]\\
'''Rose:''' [[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E4AliensOfLondon Slitheen.]] [[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E5WorldWarThree In Downing Street.]]\\
'''Sarah Jane:''' [[Recap/DoctorWhoS11E3DeathToTheDaleks Dal]][[Recap/DoctorWhoS12E4GenesisOfTheDaleks eks!]]\\
'''Rose:''' ''[smugly]'' [[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E13ThePartingOfTheWays Met the Emperor.]]\\
'''Sarah Jane:''' [[Recap/DoctorWhoS13E2PlanetOfEvil Anti-matter monsters!]]\\
'''Rose:''' [[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E9TheEmptyChild Gas-mask]] [[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E10TheDoctorDances zombies!]]\\
'''Sarah Jane:''' [[Recap/DoctorWhoS11E2InvasionOfTheDinosaurs Real living dinosaurs!]]\\
'''Rose:''' [[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E2ToothAndClaw Real living werewolf!]]\\
'''Sarah Jane:''' [[Recap/DoctorWhoS13E1TerrorOfTheZygons The. Loch Ness. Monster!]]\\
'''Rose:''' ''[stunned]'' Seriously?
** What makes the mutual one-upmanship really hilarious is Mickey's initial reaction. After two seasons of being the ButtMonkey, he gets his revenge, and starts grinning like a maniac. Then he crows: "Oh, mate. TheMissusAndTheEx. Welcome to every man's worst nightmare" Which just sets the Doctor off even more.
** It gets better when they both gang up on the Doctor, too. Sarah Jane asks if he still strokes parts of the TARDIS, and Rose giggles and says she sometimes feels like asking if they want to be alone. By the time they're done, Sarah-Jane and Rose are laughing at him, and he's got ''no idea'' what's going on. [[note]]This gets so much better after watching [[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E4TheDoctorsWife "The Doctor's Wife"]]. Sexy, indeed.[[/note]]
** Behind the scenes, during the scene in which Rose and Sarah are laughing at the Doctor, Tennant actually wore a fake moustache off-screen without either actress knowing, hence the reason why Sarah and Rose are laughing their asses off like mad.
* The Doctor testing his theory about what the chips were doing to the students: randomly ask ''Rose'' after she ate some of the chips.
* K9 repeatedly saying [[CarFu "We are in a car"]] when Mickey's trying to figure out how to get into the school.
* Another Mickey moment is later when he tries to figure out how to disconnect the students' headsets from the supercomputer... only to notice that the whole contraption is connected to a single plug. He shrugs and effortlessly unplugs the whole system.
* "[[BuffySpeak Forget the shooty dog thing!]]"
* The Krillitane leader saying "You ''bad'' dog!" to which K9 replies "Affirmative!" with a smug little wag of his tail. Also a [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome CMoA]].

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E4TheGirlInTheFireplace "The Girl in the Fireplace"]]]]
* As Mickey is getting his first view out the window of his very first spaceship,
--->'''Rose:''' Mickey Smith; meet the universe. See anything you like?\\
'''Mickey:''' ''[giddily]'' It's so ''realistic!''
* This:
--->'''The Doctor:''' It's a spatial-temporal hyperlink.\\
'''Mickey:''' A what?\\
'''The Doctor:''' No idea, made it up. Didn't want to say "magic door".
* Reinette to the Doctor: "It is customary, I think, to have an imaginary friend only during one's childhood. You are to be congratulated on your persistence." Also, she calls the Doctor's lack of aging "tremendously impolite".
* Whoever played that servant deserves a special mention. He only has [[OneSceneWonder the one line]], but he knocks it out of the park.
--->'''The Doctor:''' No! No, no, no, no way! Reinette Poisson? Later Madame d'Étoiles, later still mistress to Louis XV, uncrowned queen of France? Actress, artist, musician, dancer, courtesan . . . ''fantastic'' gardener!\\
'''Servant:''' Who the HELL are you?!\\
'''The Doctor:''' I'm the Doctor, and I just snogged ''Madame de Pompadour''!!! ''[hip-bumps the secret doorway open and rides it out of the room, cackling]''
* The shot of the Doctor walking down a hallway in the spaceship with the horse following him, which he seems to be slightly annoyed at.
* When the Doctor turns up at the mirror:
--->'''Rose:''' Oh, here's trouble. What you been up to?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Oh, this and that. Became the imaginary friend of a future French aristocrat, picked a fight with a clockwork man . . . ''[horse whinny off-screen]'' Oh, and I met a horse.\\
'''Mickey:''' What's a horse doing on a spaceship?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Mickey, what's ''pre-revolutionary France'' doing on a spaceship? Get a little perspective!
** The bit where the horse whinnies off-screen is also hilarious in the blooper reel. They obviously didn't have a real horse on set at the time, so someone else shouts 'NEEEIIGHH' in its place, and David Tennant can not keep it together.
* "[[Theatre/MyFairLady I could have daaaaanced all night, I could have have daaaaanced all night, and I could have begged for more! I could have spread my wings and done a]] -- have you ''met'' the French? ''God'' they know how to party!". This leads to Rose's classic response: "Look what the cat dragged in, The Oncoming Storm." In short, any part that wasn't TearJerker or horrifying was this.
** Including:
--->'''The Doctor:''' You're my favourite, you know why? Because you're so ''thick!'' You're Mr. Thick, Thick Thickity Thickface, from Thicktown, Thickainia. [[YourMom And so's your dad!]]
* When the Doctor dubs the horse "Arthur":
--->'''Rose:''' You're not keeping the horse.\\
'''The Doctor:''' I let you keep Mickey!

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E5RiseOfTheCybermen "Rise of the Cybermen"]]/[[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E6TheAgeOfSteel "The Age of Steel"]]]]
* When the Doctor is going on about how they are in "nowhere", Mickey's response when he opens the door:
--->'''Mickey:''' Also known as London!
** And then, in the same scene, with Mickey's own short monologue:
--->'''Mickey:''' London, England, Earth, the 21[[superscript:st]] Century.\\
'''The Doctor:''' And that includes the Zeppelins?
* It's BlackComedy, but during the otherwise horrific scene where the captured people are being converted into Cybermen, the scientists try to muffle their screams by playing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight".
* The "revelation" that the Rose in the alternate universe is just a small dog. Later on during the party, when Rose and the Doctor notice it, the latter tries his hardest not to crack up. And fails.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E7TheIdiotsLantern "The Idiot's Lantern"]]]]
* Throughout the whole episode the Doctor's hair is in an [[Music/ElvisPresley Elvis-style]] pompadour.
* When Mr. Connolly answers his door:
--->'''The Doctor & Rose:''' "Hiiiiii!"
* "Hold on a minute. There are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me. One--" ''[the Doctor gets walloped in the face by the MIB]''
* A little while after berating Mr. Connolly for calling the Union Flag the Union Jack, Rose then almost from nowhere shames him for hanging the flag upside down. Yes, you can do [[http://www.woodlands-junior.kent.sch.uk/geography/unionjack7.html this]]. She then flashes a wacky smile and runs after the Doctor.
** Also:
--->'''Tommy:''' Who'd he think you were?\\
'''The Doctor:''' ''[checks psychic paper]'' The King of Belgium, apparently.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E8TheImpossiblePlanet "The Impossible Planet"]]]]
* The episode opens with a CrowningMomentOfFunny for Ten and Rose:
--->'''The Doctor:''' ''[examining the TARDIS]'' I don't know what is wrong with her, she's sort of . . . queasy, indigestion . . . like she didn't want to land.\\
'''Rose:''' ''[deadpan]'' Well if you think that's gonna be trouble, we can always get back inside and go somewhere else.\\
''[the Doctor and Rose stare at each other for a {{Beat}}, then literally fall over laughing]''
* The teaser ends with the Doctor and Rose cornered by a group of Ood, menacing the pair with chants of "We must. Feed." When the episode picks back up, the Ood in front shakes his translator orb, [[PercussiveMaintenance gives it a whack]], and proclaims "We must feed . . . you, if you are hungry." Complete with a cartoon-caliber shaking sound.
* The Ood's constantly deadpan BBC English delivery of anything and everything. Case in point:
--->'''Ood:''' The Beast and his armies shall rise from the depths to make war against God. ''[hits the translator ball]'' I said, I hope you enjoy your meal.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E9TheSatanPit "The Satan Pit"]]]]
* Rose checking out Danny's arse as they crawl through the vents.
--->'''Rose:''' Not exactly your best moment, Danny.\\
'''Danny:''' Oi! Stop it!
* Toby promptly doing the same thing to Rose.
--->'''Toby:''' I dunno, could be worse...\\
'''Rose:''' ''Oi!''

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E10LoveAndMonsters "Love & Monsters"]]]]
* The ScoobyDoobyDoors chase scene between the Doctor, Rose and their latest alien target. Also, the lead-in with a screeching Rose running down the alien with a bucket of steaming . . . something.
--->'''Rose:''' [[NoodleImplements You said blue!]]\\
'''The Doctor:''' I said NOT blue!
* Elton clarifying he's not THAT Elton, complete with a screencut to ''that'' Elton.
* Elton reciting the infiltration techniques taught to him by Victor -- which would be extremely difficult, if Jackie ''didn't do all of them for him.''
* Jackie trying to get Elton to stay the night. She accidentally bumps into him with some wine. This would be plausible, if she ''didn't toss the entire contents of the glass at him'' after that.
--->'''Jackie:''' Oops . . .
* Elton pumping himself up to sleep with Jackie, which mostly consists of dorky, unnecessary faux-karate kicking.
* The Abzorbaloff. Once you get over how [[{{Squick}} icky]] he is, the sheer absurdity of the situation can't help but feel comical.
* Bliss's ultimate fate. After a roll call from the absorbed . . .
--->'''Bliss:''' ''[muffling]''\\
'''Elton:''' I'm sorry, I can't hear you . . .\\
''[the Abzorbaloff lifts his arse]''\\
'''Bliss:''' ''[sheepishly]'' I said, you don't want to know . . .
** When Ursula rallies the Abzorbaloff's victims, we get another muffle from Bliss.
* When Rose and the Doctor ''finally'' show up to deal with the Abzorbaloff, Rose is more mad at Elton than anything.
--->'''Rose:''' You've upset my mum.\\
'''Elton:''' ''[about to be absorbed]'' Great big absorbing creature from outer space, and you're having a go at me?\\
'''Rose:''' No one upsets my mum!
* "We've even got a bit of a love life." [[NoJustNoReaction Ursula's reaction is justified.]]

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E11FearHer "Fear Her"]]]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ui_pR76ehr8 The Doctor's difficulties parking the TARDIS.]]
* The Doctor reminiscing on the ''original'' Olympics.
--->'''The Doctor:''' Only seems like yesterday, a few naked Greek blokes were tossing a discus about, wrestling with each other in the sand, the crowd standing about, baying... no, wait a minute, that was Club Med!
* While the Doctor and Rose are exploring the neighborhood, Rose finds a cat and starts fawning over it, calling it "beautiful boy". The Doctor thinks she's talking about ''him'', and when he realizes the truth he visibly sours up.
* The Doctor grabs a jar of something from off the countertop, sticks his finger in and eats some of it before stopping when Rose and the homeowner give him a look that plainly says, "What the ''hell'' are you doing?" Then puts it back while looking sulky.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E12ArmyOfGhosts "Army of Ghosts"]]]]
* Jackie grabbing the Doctor for a kiss, and the Doctor looking absolutely disgusted for the next few scenes, as a result.
* "I MARRIED A GHOST". Thank you, trashy TV shows!
--->'''The Doctor:''' ''[in Ghostbusters-esque gear]'' Who ya gonna call?!
* The Doctor checks TV to see how used to the ghosts people have gotten. He winds up watching ''Series/EastEnders'' . . .
--->'''Peggy Mitchell:''' Listen, Den Watts! I don't care if you 'ave come back from the dead, get outta my pub! The only spirits I'm servin' is whiskey, and vodka. So you 'heard me.''Git out!''
* The Doctor [[OhCrap finding out]] that Jackie Tyler's ''still on board the TARDIS'' when he takes off after the ghost signal.
--->'''Jackie:''' ''[sitting on a step, looking cross as she glares at the Doctor]'' If we end up on Mars, I'm gonna kill you.
* The TARDIS is surrounded by Torchwood soldiers.
--->'''Rose:''' They've got guns!\\
'''The Doctor:''' And I haven't, which makes ''me'' the better person, don't you think? ''[ridiculously cheerful]'' They can shoot me dead, but the moral high ground is ''mine''.
* Torchwood's reaction is one for the history books: They ''applaud'' him. At length. The Doctor's reaction shows this one's ''never'' happened before.
* Also, the bit where the Doctor is pretending ''Jackie'' is Rose:
--->'''The Doctor:''' But here she is, Rose Tyler. She's not the best I've ever had. Bit too blonde. Not too steady on her pins. A lot of that--\\
''[the Doctor makes a movement with his hand to indicate she talks too much]''\\
'''The Doctor:''' And just last week she stared into the heart of the Time Vortex and aged 57 years. But she'll do.\\
'''Jackie:''' I'm 40!\\
'''The Doctor:''' Deluded. Bless. I'll have to trade her in. Do you need anyone? She's very good at tea. Well, when I say "very good" I mean not bad. Well, I say "not bad" -- anyway, lead on. Allons-y -- but not too fast. Her ankle's going.\\
'''Jackie:''' I'll show you where my ankle's going!
** And then later, when the jig is up:
--->'''The Doctor:''' . . . When the time comes for Torchwood to write my detailed history, ''don't'' say that I travelled through time and space with [Rose's] mother!
* When Rose tries using the psychic paper to try to bluff her way into Torchwood:
--->'''Dr. Singh:''' Everyone here at Torchwood has some degree of psychic ability. This paper is blank.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E13Doomsday "Doomsday"]]]]
* The two most humour-challenged races in the universe, the Daleks and Cybermen, [[HamToHamCombat engage in an epic verbal pissing contest]] that is as horrifying to the Doctor as it is entertaining to the viewer.
--->'''Dalek Thay:''' [[AC:Identify yourselves!]]\\
'''Cyberman:''' [[AC:[[NoYou You will identify first.]]]]\\
'''Dalek Thay:''' [[AC:State your identity!]]\\
'''Cyberman:''' [[AC:You will identify first.]]\\
'''Dalek Thay:''' [[AC:[[RabbitSeasonDuckSeason Identify!!!]]]]\\
''[Mickey's [=CMoF=] obscures line]''\\
'''Cyberman:''' [[AC:. . . and illogical. You will modify.]]\\
'''Dalek Thay:''' [[AC:Da-leks do not take orders!]]\\
'''Cyberman:''' [[AC:You have identified as Dalek!]]\\
'''Dalek Sec:''' [[AC:Outline resembles the inferior species known as Cybermen.]]\\
''[. . . several Nicholas Briggs lines later . . .]''\\
'''Dalek Sec:''' [[AC:Long-range scans confirm presence of crude cybernetic constructs on world-wide scale.]]\\
''[. . . a few lines later . . .]''\\
'''Cyberman:''' [[AC:Our species are similar, though your design is inelegant.]]\\
'''Dalek Thay:''' [[AC:Daleks have no concept of elegance!]]\\
'''Cyberman:''' [[AC:This is obvious.]]
** The situation rapidly deteriorates, and after the Daleks reject the offer of an alliance, things become as predictable as expected -- namely, the shooting starts. Advised that the Daleks have committed an act of war, Sec is hardly fazed.
--->'''Dalek Sec:''' [[AC:This is NOT war, [[CurbStompBattle this is PEST CONTROL!]]]]\\
'''Cyberman:''' [[AC:We have five million Cybermen. How many are you?]]\\
'''Dalek Sec:''' [[AC:...Four.]]\\
'''Cyberman:''' [[AC:You would destroy the Cybermen with four Daleks?]]\\
'''Dalek Sec:''' [[AC:[[BadassBoast WE WOULD DESTROY THE CYBERMEN WITH ''ONE'' DALEK!]] You are superior in only ''one'' respect.]]\\
'''Cyberman:''' [[AC:What is that?]]\\
'''Dalek Sec:''' [[AC:YOU ARE ''BETTER'' AT ''DYING!'']]
** In the midst of this, Mickey quips: "It's like Stephen Hawking versus the Speaking Clock."
*** By all technicalities, the Daleks ''are'' winning when the void opens. Given that the original four survive, it's a pepper pot victory rather than a kettle!
* Once Rose identifies the Doctor for the Daleks, all four of them ''backpedal'' away from her in what can only be an ''epic'' non-verbal OhCrap as they realize what they're dealing with.
* Now this one is subtle. When Jackie sees Alternate Pete, and he says, "So . . . there's been no-one?" Jackie says, "There was never anyone but you." This leads to a quick shot to Mickey and the Doctor looking very, ''very'' skeptical.
** Also from that scene:
--->'''Pete:''' In my world, it worked. All those daft little plans of mine, they worked. Made me rich.\\
'''Jackie:''' I don't care about that. (''beat'') How rich?\\
'''Pete:''' Very.\\
'''Jackie:''' I don't care about that. (''beat'') How very?
* Following the TearJerker that was the "Doomsday" finale, we get [[MoodWhiplash the Doctor incredulously repeating "What?!"]] when he sees Donna standing in the TARDIS in her wedding dress.
--->'''The Doctor:''' What . . .\\
''[The Doctor sees Donna standing there. She turns around and gasps at him.]''\\
'''The Doctor:''' What?\\
'''Donna:''' Who are you?\\
'''The Doctor:''' But . . .\\
'''Donna:''' ''[now annoyed]'' Where am I?!\\
'''The Doctor:''' What?!\\
'''Donna:''' ''[now angry]'' ''What the hell is this place?!''\\
'''The Doctor:''' ''. . . What?!''\\
''[Credits roll]''

to:

-->'''Sycorax Leader:''' ''[bellows at the Doctor]'' I DEMAND TO KNOW WHO YOU ARE!\\
'''The
--->'''The Doctor:''' ''[bellows back in imitation]'' I DON'T KNOW!
* "[[MemeticMutation Am I .
Bit of a hermit, actually.\\
'''Yana:''' Oh, a hermit. With friends .
. . ginger?]]"
** "Aww, I wanted to be ginger! I've never been ginger." The Doctor sounds just like a kid who didn't get the toy he wanted for Christmas.
* The Doctor, in the middle of a PatrickStewartSpeech, suddenly starts speaking the lyrics to "Circle of Life":
-->'''The
?\\
'''The
Doctor:''' But ''why?'' Look at these people, these human beings. Consider their potential! [[WaxingLyrical From the day they arrive on the planet, and blinking, step into the sun; there is more to see than can ever be seen .Hermits United. We meet up every ten years. Swap stories about . . . more caves. It's good fun. For a hermit.
* The Master beings a bout of EvilGloating only
to do than]]-- No, hold on .be distracted by himself:
--->'''The Master:''' Now, then, Doctor! Oooh, new voice. Hello, hellooo, helllloooo! Anyway .
. . ''[pause]'' Sorry, that's ''Disney/TheLionKing''.
* The Doctor and his dangerous ramblings.
-->'''The Doctor:''' Which leaves us with a great big stinking problem. Because, I really
why don't know who we sit down and have a nice little chat where I am. I don't know when can tell you all my plans and you can work out a way to stop. So, if stop me, I see a great big threatening button which should never ever ever be pressed, then I just want to do this. ''[presses]''
*
''don't'' think!
**
When the Doctor and Master escapes in the Sycorax leader are about to face off, the Doctor says "Now, are you going to do this? Or are you just a ''[phrase in an alien language that somehow manages to piss the Sycorax off]''"
* Paying the leader back for
TARDIS, his backstabbing attempt by throwing the [[ChekhovsGun satsuma]] at a release button.
* After the Doctor has saved the Earth via swordfight and the spaceship leaves and everything:
-->'''Alex:''' It's a message from Torchwood. They say they're ready.\\
''[Harriet gives the most blank face ever, shuts her eyes in annoyance, and turns away]''

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E1NewEarth "New Earth"]]]]
* In Cassandra's first scene, she says, while referring to Rose, "at last I can be revenged on that little--" but before she can finish, the scene cuts off to Rose saying "Bit rich". It makes sense if you say it fast.
* When Cassandra first jumps into Rose, and finally takes a long look at the merchandise:
--->'''Cassandra!Rose:''' Oh my God, I'm a ''chav!''
* Ten's reaction to getting kissed by Rose while she's possessed by Cassandra.
final line is hilarious.
--->'''The Doctor:''' Yeah, still got it.
** It's not
Master:''' End of the line so much as universe! Have fun! Bye-bye!

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS29E12TheSoundOfDrums "The Sound of Drums"]]]]
* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKT_sE4B7WI scene]] where
the delivery. The first word comes out as a sort of squeak, like he's trying Master [[BoardToDeath gasses his Cabinet ministers to quip while still recovering death]] is BlackComedy made funny with Creator/JohnSimm chewing the scenery throughout. Seriously, the entire scene from start to finish is a CMOF:
--->''[the Master walks into
the PostKissCatatonia.
* BodySnatcher Lady Cassandra as Rose and
Cabinet room]''\\
'''The Master:''' A glorious day! Downing Street rebuilt! The cabinet in session! Let
the Doctor, with much ShowingOffTheNewBody, [[EvilIsHammy hammy overacting]], and GettingCrapPastTheRadar. ''Especially'' [[GenderBender as the Doctor]].
--->'''Cassandra!Doctor:''' Ooh, goodness me, I'm a ''man!'' Yum! So many parts .
work of government . . . and hardly used!
** The best part
begin.\\
''[The Master throws a stack
of this is that, near dossiers in the end of air, the sequence, Cassandra!Doctor advances on Rose and says "You've been looking... you ''like'' it", and you can clearly see Billie Piper [[{{Corpsing}} doing her best not to contents scattering all across the table; the cabinet ministers are unimpressed]''\\
'''The Master:''' Oh go on,
crack up]]. They apparently decided that she wasn't going to get any more deadpan than that.
** Cassandra's discovery of the Doctor's binary vascular system:
--->'''Cassandra!Doctor:''' Ah, two hearts! Oh baby, I'm beating out
a samba!
** Cassandra|Doctor's casual FantasticRacism is delivered in a funny manner with this little gem:
--->'''Cassandra!Doctor:''' Go play with a ball of string!
* The Doctor and Rose!Cassandra entering the medical wing, only to encounter the ObstructiveBureaucrat charging at them [[BattleCry screaming]] and brandishing a stool as a weapon.
* Cassandra
smile! It's funny, isn't exactly overjoyed when she takes over Chip's body.
--->'''Cassandra!Chip:''' Oh sweet Lord, I'm a walking doodle.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E2ToothAndClaw "Tooth and Claw"]]]]
* The multi-season RunningGag of
it? Albert? Funny? No? A little bit?\\
'''Albert Dumfries, MP:''' Uh, very funny, sir. But if we could get down to business, there is
the Doctor's companions attempting (and failing miserably) to adopt [[JustAStupidAccent the stereotypical accent]] matter of the time period in policy, of which they've we have very little--\\
'''The Master:''' No-no-no-no-no. Before we start all that, I
just arrived is hilarious enough, but the Doctor's completely deadpan [[NoJustNoReaction "No, don't... don't do that"]] is what makes it a Crowning Moment of Funny. It becomes a thousand times funnier when you are aware that Creator/DavidTennant is actually Scottish, although the Scottish accent he was doing wasn't his actual accent (which lends itself wanted to some meta humour, if you think about it).
--->'''Rose:''' Hoots mon!
* Everyone comments on how "naked" Rose is, and the Doctor plays along.
* Rose tries repeatedly to get Queen Victoria to say that she is not amused because that would make ''her'' amused. You can see the Queen think it several times before she says it.
* Queen Victoria's ''utterly horrified'' expression when the Doctor and Rose hug.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E3SchoolReunion "School Reunion"]]]]
* This:
--->'''The Doctor:''' So .
say . . . physics! Physics, eh? Phyyyyyysics. Physics, physics, physics, physics, physics, physics! I hope you're getting all this down.
** Then:
--->'''The Doctor:''' Correct-a-mundo! A word I have ''never'' used before, and hopefully never will again.
* The Doctor telling Rose what he thought the school would be like.
* The BlackComedy moment when the unfortunate oil spill accident is somehow turned into ''slapstick.''
--->'''Kitchen helper:''' She will be just fine. ''[screams of pain can be heard, explosion of smoke]'' [[BlatantLies She does that.]]
* The weird bounce Rose gives when the Doctor calls them all "gang". Ah, chavs.
* Sarah Jane showing she hasn't lost even a trace of her GenreSavvy:
---> '''Sarah Jane:''' I can't believe it's
thank you. ''[someone screams nearby]'' Okay, ''now'' I can.
* Rose's opinion of K9 ("a little disco"),
Thank you, one and the Doctor's offense at it.
* The CallBack to "The Hand of Fear" when Sarah tells him that the place where he dropped her off was not South Croydon, but ''[[http://goo.gl/maps/zBXLO Aberdeen]]''.
--->'''The Doctor:''' That's next to Croydon, isn't it?
** For anyone not willing to brave Google Maps: Croydon is in London, which is in the south of England. Aberdeen is almost exactly halfway up Scotland.
* Also, when Mickey realizes that, in the pantheon of companions, he has a similar role to "the tin dog". You have to feel sorry for the little ButtMonkey . . . at least until he TookALevelInBadass.
* This episode gives us [[TheMissusAndTheEx Rose Tyler and Sarah Jane Smith]] trying to one-up each other with [[ContinuityCavalcade stories of the insanity that is par for the course for a companion]].
--->'''Sarah Jane:''' I saw things
all, you wouldn't believe!\\
'''Rose:''' Try me.
ugly, fat-faced bunch of wet, snivelling ''traitors''.\\
'''Sarah Jane:''' [[Recap/DoctorWhoS13E3PyramidsOfMars Mummies.]]\\
'''Rose:''' [[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E3TheUnquietDead I've met ghosts.]]\\
'''Sarah Jane:''' [[Recap/DoctorWhoS12E1Robot Robots.]] [[Recap/DoctorWhos13e4TheAndroidInvasion Lots of robots.]]\\
'''Rose:''' [[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E4AliensOfLondon Slitheen.]] [[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E5WorldWarThree In Downing Street.]]\\
'''Sarah Jane:''' [[Recap/DoctorWhoS11E3DeathToTheDaleks Dal]][[Recap/DoctorWhoS12E4GenesisOfTheDaleks eks!]]\\
'''Rose:''' ''[smugly]'' [[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E13ThePartingOfTheWays Met the Emperor.]]\\
'''Sarah Jane:''' [[Recap/DoctorWhoS13E2PlanetOfEvil Anti-matter monsters!]]\\
'''Rose:''' [[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E9TheEmptyChild Gas-mask]] [[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E10TheDoctorDances zombies!]]\\
'''Sarah Jane:''' [[Recap/DoctorWhoS11E2InvasionOfTheDinosaurs Real living dinosaurs!]]\\
'''Rose:''' [[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E2ToothAndClaw Real living werewolf!]]\\
'''Sarah Jane:''' [[Recap/DoctorWhoS13E1TerrorOfTheZygons The. Loch Ness. Monster!]]\\
'''Rose:''' ''[stunned]'' Seriously?
** What makes the mutual one-upmanship really hilarious is Mickey's initial reaction. After two seasons of being the ButtMonkey, he gets his revenge, and starts grinning like a maniac. Then he crows: "Oh, mate. TheMissusAndTheEx. Welcome to every man's worst nightmare" Which just sets the Doctor off even more.
** It gets better when they both gang up on the Doctor, too. Sarah Jane asks if he still strokes parts of the TARDIS, and Rose giggles and says she sometimes feels like asking if they want to be alone. By the time they're done, Sarah-Jane and Rose are laughing at him, and he's got ''no idea'' what's going on. [[note]]This gets so much better after watching [[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E4TheDoctorsWife "The Doctor's Wife"]]. Sexy, indeed.[[/note]]
** Behind the scenes, during the scene in which Rose and Sarah are laughing at the Doctor, Tennant actually wore a fake moustache off-screen without either actress knowing, hence the reason why Sarah and Rose are laughing their asses off like mad.
* The Doctor testing his theory about what the chips were doing to the students: randomly ask ''Rose'' after she ate some of the chips.
* K9 repeatedly saying [[CarFu "We are in a car"]] when Mickey's trying to figure out how to get into the school.
* Another Mickey moment is later when he tries to figure out how to disconnect the students' headsets from the supercomputer... only to notice that the whole contraption is connected to a single plug. He shrugs and effortlessly unplugs the whole system.
* "[[BuffySpeak Forget the shooty dog thing!]]"
* The Krillitane leader saying "You ''bad'' dog!" to which K9 replies "Affirmative!" with a smug little wag of his tail. Also a [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome CMoA]].

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E4TheGirlInTheFireplace "The Girl in the Fireplace"]]]]
* As Mickey is getting his first view out the window of his very first spaceship,
--->'''Rose:''' Mickey Smith; meet the universe. See anything you like?\\
'''Mickey:''' ''[giddily]'' It's so ''realistic!''
* This:
--->'''The Doctor:''' It's a spatial-temporal hyperlink.\\
'''Mickey:''' A what?\\
'''The Doctor:''' No idea, made it up. Didn't want to say "magic door".
* Reinette to the Doctor: "It is customary, I think, to have an imaginary friend only during one's childhood. You are to be congratulated on your persistence." Also, she calls the Doctor's lack of aging "tremendously impolite".
* Whoever played that servant deserves a special mention. He only has [[OneSceneWonder the one line]], but he knocks it out of the park.
--->'''The Doctor:''' No! No, no, no, no way! Reinette Poisson? Later Madame d'Étoiles, later still mistress to Louis XV, uncrowned queen of France? Actress, artist, musician, dancer, courtesan . . . ''fantastic'' gardener!\\
'''Servant:''' Who the HELL are you?!\\
'''The Doctor:''' I'm the Doctor, and I just snogged ''Madame de Pompadour''!!! ''[hip-bumps the secret doorway open and rides it out of the room, cackling]''
* The shot of the Doctor walking down a hallway in the spaceship with the horse following him, which he seems to be slightly annoyed at.
* When the Doctor turns up at the mirror:
--->'''Rose:''' Oh, here's trouble. What you been up to?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Oh, this and that. Became the imaginary friend of a future French aristocrat, picked a fight with a clockwork man . . . ''[horse whinny off-screen]'' Oh, and I met a horse.\\
'''Mickey:''' What's a horse doing on a spaceship?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Mickey, what's ''pre-revolutionary France'' doing on a spaceship? Get a little perspective!
** The bit where the horse whinnies off-screen is also hilarious in the blooper reel. They obviously didn't have a real horse on set at the time, so someone else shouts 'NEEEIIGHH' in its place, and David Tennant can not keep it together.
* "[[Theatre/MyFairLady I could have daaaaanced all night, I could have have daaaaanced all night, and I could have begged for more! I could have spread my wings and done a]] -- have you ''met'' the French? ''God'' they know how to party!". This leads to Rose's classic response: "Look what the cat dragged in, The Oncoming Storm." In short, any part that wasn't TearJerker or horrifying was this.
** Including:
--->'''The Doctor:''' You're my favourite, you know why? Because you're so ''thick!'' You're Mr. Thick, Thick Thickity Thickface, from Thicktown, Thickainia. [[YourMom And so's your dad!]]
* When the Doctor dubs the horse "Arthur":
--->'''Rose:''' You're not keeping the horse.\\
'''The Doctor:''' I let you keep Mickey!

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E5RiseOfTheCybermen "Rise of the Cybermen"]]/[[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E6TheAgeOfSteel "The Age of Steel"]]]]
* When the Doctor is going on about how they are in "nowhere", Mickey's response when he opens the door:
--->'''Mickey:''' Also known as London!
** And then, in the same scene, with Mickey's own short monologue:
--->'''Mickey:''' London, England, Earth, the 21[[superscript:st]] Century.\\
'''The Doctor:''' And that includes the Zeppelins?
* It's BlackComedy, but during the otherwise horrific scene where the captured people are being converted into Cybermen, the scientists try to muffle their screams by playing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight".
* The "revelation" that the Rose in the alternate universe is just a small dog. Later on during the party, when Rose and the Doctor notice it, the latter tries his hardest not to crack up. And fails.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E7TheIdiotsLantern "The Idiot's Lantern"]]]]
* Throughout the whole episode the Doctor's hair is in an [[Music/ElvisPresley Elvis-style]] pompadour.
* When Mr. Connolly answers his door:
--->'''The Doctor & Rose:''' "Hiiiiii!"
* "Hold on a minute. There are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me. One--" ''[the Doctor gets walloped in the face by the MIB]''
* A little while after berating Mr. Connolly for calling the Union Flag the Union Jack, Rose then almost from nowhere shames him for hanging the flag upside down.
'''Albert:''' Yes, you can do [[http://www.woodlands-junior.kent.sch.uk/geography/unionjack7.html this]]. She then flashes a wacky smile and runs after the Doctor.
** Also:
--->'''Tommy:''' Who'd he think you were?\\
'''The Doctor:''' ''[checks psychic paper]'' The King of Belgium, apparently.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E8TheImpossiblePlanet "The Impossible Planet"]]]]
* The episode opens with a CrowningMomentOfFunny for Ten and Rose:
--->'''The Doctor:''' ''[examining the TARDIS]'' I don't know what is wrong with her, she's sort of . . . queasy, indigestion . . . like she didn't want to land.\\
'''Rose:''' ''[deadpan]'' Well if you think that's gonna be trouble, we can always get back inside and go somewhere else.\\
''[the Doctor and Rose stare at each other for a {{Beat}}, then literally fall over laughing]''
* The teaser ends with the Doctor and Rose cornered by a group of Ood, menacing the pair with chants of "We must. Feed." When the episode picks back up, the Ood in front shakes his translator orb, [[PercussiveMaintenance gives it a whack]], and proclaims "We must feed . . . you, if you are hungry." Complete with a cartoon-caliber shaking sound.
* The Ood's constantly deadpan BBC English delivery of anything and everything. Case in point:
--->'''Ood:''' The Beast and his armies shall rise from the depths to make war against God. ''[hits the translator ball]'' I said, I hope you enjoy your meal.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E9TheSatanPit "The Satan Pit"]]]]
* Rose checking out Danny's arse as they crawl through the vents.
--->'''Rose:''' Not exactly your best moment, Danny.\\
'''Danny:''' Oi! Stop it!
* Toby promptly doing the same thing to Rose.
--->'''Toby:''' I dunno, could be worse...\\
'''Rose:''' ''Oi!''

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E10LoveAndMonsters "Love & Monsters"]]]]
* The ScoobyDoobyDoors chase scene between the Doctor, Rose and their latest alien target. Also, the lead-in with a screeching Rose running down the alien with a bucket of steaming . . . something.
--->'''Rose:''' [[NoodleImplements You said blue!]]\\
'''The Doctor:''' I said NOT blue!
* Elton clarifying he's not THAT Elton, complete with a screencut to ''that'' Elton.
* Elton reciting the infiltration techniques taught to him by Victor -- which would be extremely difficult, if Jackie ''didn't do all of them for him.''
* Jackie trying to get Elton to stay the night. She accidentally bumps into him with some wine. This would be plausible, if she ''didn't toss the entire contents of the glass at him'' after that.
--->'''Jackie:''' Oops . . .
* Elton pumping himself up to sleep with Jackie, which mostly consists of dorky, unnecessary faux-karate kicking.
* The Abzorbaloff. Once you get over how [[{{Squick}} icky]] he is, the sheer absurdity of the situation can't help
quite. Very funny, but feel comical.
* Bliss's ultimate fate. After a roll call from the absorbed . . .
--->'''Bliss:''' ''[muffling]''\\
'''Elton:''' I'm sorry,
I can't hear you .think . . .\\
''[the Abzorbaloff lifts '''The Master:''' ''[stands up]'' No. No. ''That'' wasn't funny. ''[beat]'' Hmmm, you see, I'm not making myself very clear. "Funny" is like this. ''[exaggerates a grin]'' Not funny is like this. ''[exaggerates a frowny face]'' And right now, I'm not like ''[grins]'', I'm like ''[frowns]'', because you are ''traitors''. YES, YOU ARE!! As soon as you saw the votes swinging ''my'' way, you abandoned your parties and you jumped on the Saxon bandwagon! So! ''[sits down]'' '''This''' is your reward! ''[The Master sits down and puts on a facial gas mask]''\\
'''Albert:''' Excuse me, Prime Minister, but do you mind my asking, what is that?\\
'''The Master:''' ''[muffled]'' [[AskAStupidQuestion A gas mask.]]\\
'''Albert:''' I beg your pardon?\\
'''The Master:''' ''[lifts gas mask up]'' It's a gas mask. ''[He smiles pleasantly, chuckles, and lowers it back over
his arse]''\\
'''Bliss:''' ''[sheepishly]'' I said,
face]''\\
'''Albert:''' Yes, but, um, ''why'' are
you don't want to know . . .
** When Ursula rallies
wearing it?\\
'''The Master:''' ''[muffled; matter-of-factly]'' Well, because of
the Abzorbaloff's victims, we get another muffle from Bliss.
* When Rose and the Doctor ''finally'' show up to deal with the Abzorbaloff, Rose is more mad at Elton than anything.
--->'''Rose:''' You've upset my mum.
gas.\\
'''Elton:''' ''[about '''Albert:''' I'm sorry?\\
'''The Master:''' ''[lifts up his mask]'' [[PreemptiveDeclaration Because of the gas!]] ''[lowers mask]''\\
'''Albert:''' What ''gas''?\\
'''The Master:''' ''[leans back in his chair]'' ''This'' gas.\\
''[the speakers on the two table phones pop up and spray toxic gas into the room; all of the ministers begin choking on the fumes]''\\
'''Albert:''' ''[spluttering]'' YOU'RE INSANE!!!\\
''[With the biggest grin imaginable through the mask, the Master [[InsultBackfire gives Alfred two thumbs up]] while appearing to say "Yoouuu ''got it!''". Then Alfred falls face-forward onto the table, dead, and the Master begins tapping the drumbeat on the table]''
* The Master closes a door to muffle the screams as Vivien Rook is being killed by the Toclafane. He opens the door, hears her still screaming, and closes it. He opens the door ''again'', she's ''still'' screaming, so he closes it again. He ''[[RuleOfThree opens the door again]]'', she's ''still screaming'', and he closes it for the final time. CrossesTheLineTwice at its greatest.
* There's also his speech about all the good people of England:
--->'''The Doctor:''' Our lord and master is speaking to his kingdom.\\
'''The Master:''' [[Series/LittleBritain Britain, Britain, Britain]]. What extraordinary times we've had. Just a few years ago this world was so small. And then they came. Out of the unknown. Falling from the sky. You've seen it happen. ''[stock footage of a spaceship hitting Big Ben]'' Big Ben, destroyed. ''[stock footage of Sycorax ship hovering over London]'' A spaceship over London. ''[stock footage of Cybermen marching]'' All those ghosts and metal men. ''[stock footage of the Webstar shooting lightning over the city]'' The Christmas Star that came to kill. Time and time again, and the government told you nothing. Well not me. Not Harold Saxon. Because my purpose, here today, is to tell you this: Citizens of Great Britain, I have been contacted. A message for humanity from beyond the stars.\\
'''Female Toclafane Sphere:''' People of the Earth, we come in peace. We bring great gifts. We bring technology and wisdom and protection. And all we ask in return is your friendship.\\
'''The Master:''' Ooo, sweet! And this species has identified itself. They are called the Toclafane.\\
'''The Doctor:''' ''[watching the broadcast]'' What?\\
'''The Master:''' And tomorrow morning, they will appear. Not in secret, but to all of you. Diplomatic relations with a new species will begin. Tomorrow, we take our place in the universe. Every man, woman and child. Every teacher, and chemist, and lorry driver and farmer, and, oh, I don't know, every ''[[WhamLine medical student]]''? \\
''[the Doctor, Martha, and Jack all look at each other in a wild surprise; the Doctor turns the TV around to find explosives strapped to the back of the set]''\\
'''The Doctor:''' OUT! ''[they manage to escape outside before the bomb destroys the apartment]''
* During the chase scene, we cut from the Doctor, Martha, and Jack running down an alleyway to televised news reports about the first contact with the Toclafane, first a British newscast, then an American newscast, then a Chinese broadcast, then . . . the Master watching the ''Series/{{Teletubbies}}''!
--->'''The Master:''' Have you seen these things? This planet's amazing. Television in their ''stomach''! Now ''that'' is evolution.
* [[ObliviousToLove "It's like when you fancy someone who doesn't know you exist."]] Jack and Martha exchange a look. "You too, huh?"
* Just about any time the Master speaks to President Winters is entertaining. The Master's trying
to be absorbed]'' Great big absorbing creature from outer space, and you're having a go at me?\\
'''Rose:''' No one upsets my mum!
* "We've even got a bit of a love life." [[NoJustNoReaction Ursula's reaction is justified.]]

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E11FearHer "Fear Her"]]]]
as deliberately annoying as he can possibly be.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ui_pR76ehr8 com/watch?v=LNV2EEz_DUA HERE. COME. THE. DRUMS.]] Simultaneously a MomentOfAwesome AND a {{Funny Moment|s}}. (Bonus points for Lucy Saxon's awkward bopping along to the music.)

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS29E13LastOfTheTimeLords "Last of the Time Lords"]]]]
*
The Master pushing the Doctor around while "I Can't Decide" plays in the background, perfectly synced to the action onstage.
** Even better, someone modified the audio channel the song played over, revealing that John Simm ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZG0CguBxx1g was actually singing along the entire time.]]''
* Martha's new acquaintance learns of some of her exploits.
--->''Tom Milligan:'' Right. Space, got it. Anything else I should know?\\
''Martha:'' I've met Shakespeare.
* The "Voyage of the Damned" stinger at the end: the
Doctor's difficulties parking the TARDIS.]]
* The Doctor reminiscing on the ''original'' Olympics.
--->'''The Doctor:''' Only seems like yesterday, a few naked Greek blokes were tossing a discus about, wrestling with each other in the sand, the crowd standing about, baying... no, wait a minute, that was Club Med!
* While the Doctor and Rose are exploring the neighborhood, Rose finds a cat and starts fawning over it, calling it "beautiful boy". The Doctor thinks she's talking about ''him'', and when he realizes the truth he visibly sours up.
* The Doctor grabs a jar of something from off the countertop, sticks his finger in and eats some of it before stopping when Rose and the homeowner give him a look that plainly says, "What the ''hell'' are you doing?" Then puts it back while looking sulky.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E12ArmyOfGhosts "Army of Ghosts"]]]]
* Jackie grabbing the Doctor for a kiss, and the Doctor looking absolutely disgusted for the next few scenes, as a result.
* "I MARRIED A GHOST". Thank you, trashy TV shows!
--->'''The Doctor:''' ''[in Ghostbusters-esque gear]'' Who ya gonna call?!
* The Doctor checks TV to see how used to the ghosts people have gotten. He winds up watching ''Series/EastEnders'' . . .
--->'''Peggy Mitchell:''' Listen, Den Watts! I don't care if you 'ave come back from the dead, get outta my pub! The only spirits I'm servin' is whiskey, and vodka. So you 'heard me.''Git out!''
* The Doctor [[OhCrap finding out]] that Jackie Tyler's ''still on board the TARDIS'' when he takes off after the ghost signal.
--->'''Jackie:''' ''[sitting on a step, looking cross as she glares at the Doctor]'' If we end up on Mars, I'm gonna kill you.
* The TARDIS is surrounded by Torchwood soldiers.
--->'''Rose:''' They've got guns!\\
'''The Doctor:''' And I haven't, which makes ''me'' the better person, don't you think? ''[ridiculously cheerful]'' They can shoot me dead, but the moral high ground is ''mine''.
* Torchwood's
multiple FlatWhat reaction is one for the history books: They ''applaud'' him. At length. The Doctor's reaction shows this one's ''never'' happened before.
* Also, the bit where the Doctor is pretending ''Jackie'' is Rose:
--->'''The Doctor:''' But here she is, Rose Tyler. She's not the best I've ever had. Bit too blonde. Not too steady on her pins. A lot of that--\\
''[the Doctor makes a movement with his hand
to indicate she talks too much]''\\
'''The Doctor:''' And just last week she stared into the heart of the Time Vortex and aged 57 years. But she'll do.\\
'''Jackie:''' I'm 40!\\
'''The Doctor:''' Deluded. Bless. I'll have to trade her in. Do you need anyone? She's very good at tea. Well, when I say "very good" I mean not bad. Well, I say "not bad" -- anyway, lead on. Allons-y -- but not too fast. Her ankle's going.\\
'''Jackie:''' I'll show you where my ankle's going!
** And then later, when the jig is up:
--->'''The Doctor:''' . . . When the time comes for Torchwood to write my detailed history, ''don't'' say that I travelled through time and space with [Rose's] mother!
* When Rose tries using the psychic paper to try to bluff her way into Torchwood:
--->'''Dr. Singh:''' Everyone here at Torchwood has some degree of psychic ability. This paper is blank.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E13Doomsday "Doomsday"]]]]
* The two most humour-challenged races in the universe, the Daleks and Cybermen, [[HamToHamCombat engage in an epic verbal pissing contest]] that is as horrifying to the Doctor as it is entertaining to the viewer.
--->'''Dalek Thay:''' [[AC:Identify yourselves!]]\\
'''Cyberman:''' [[AC:[[NoYou You will identify first.]]]]\\
'''Dalek Thay:''' [[AC:State your identity!]]\\
'''Cyberman:''' [[AC:You will identify first.]]\\
'''Dalek Thay:''' [[AC:[[RabbitSeasonDuckSeason Identify!!!]]]]\\
''[Mickey's [=CMoF=] obscures line]''\\
'''Cyberman:''' [[AC:. . . and illogical. You will modify.]]\\
'''Dalek Thay:''' [[AC:Da-leks do not take orders!]]\\
'''Cyberman:''' [[AC:You have identified as Dalek!]]\\
'''Dalek Sec:''' [[AC:Outline resembles the inferior species known as Cybermen.]]\\
''[. . . several Nicholas Briggs lines later . . .]''\\
'''Dalek Sec:''' [[AC:Long-range scans confirm presence of crude cybernetic constructs on world-wide scale.]]\\
''[. . .
1) hearing a few lines later . . .]''\\
'''Cyberman:''' [[AC:Our species are similar, though your design is inelegant.]]\\
'''Dalek Thay:''' [[AC:Daleks have no concept of elegance!]]\\
'''Cyberman:''' [[AC:This is obvious.]]
** The situation rapidly deteriorates, and after the Daleks reject the offer of an alliance, things become as predictable as expected -- namely, the shooting starts. Advised that the Daleks have committed an act of war, Sec is hardly fazed.
--->'''Dalek Sec:''' [[AC:This is NOT war, [[CurbStompBattle this is PEST CONTROL!]]]]\\
'''Cyberman:''' [[AC:We have five million Cybermen. How many are you?]]\\
'''Dalek Sec:''' [[AC:...Four.]]\\
'''Cyberman:''' [[AC:You would destroy the Cybermen with four Daleks?]]\\
'''Dalek Sec:''' [[AC:[[BadassBoast WE WOULD DESTROY THE CYBERMEN WITH ''ONE'' DALEK!]] You are superior in only ''one'' respect.]]\\
'''Cyberman:''' [[AC:What is that?]]\\
'''Dalek Sec:''' [[AC:YOU ARE ''BETTER'' AT ''DYING!'']]
** In the midst of this, Mickey quips: "It's like Stephen Hawking versus the Speaking Clock."
*** By all technicalities, the Daleks ''are'' winning when the void opens. Given that the original four survive, it's a pepper pot victory rather than a kettle!
* Once Rose identifies the Doctor for the Daleks, all four of them ''backpedal'' away from her in what can only be an ''epic'' non-verbal OhCrap as they realize what they're dealing with.
* Now this one is subtle. When Jackie sees Alternate Pete, and he says, "So . . . there's been no-one?" Jackie says, "There was never anyone but you." This leads to a quick shot to Mickey and the Doctor looking very, ''very'' skeptical.
** Also from that scene:
--->'''Pete:''' In my world, it worked. All those daft little plans of mine, they worked. Made me rich.\\
'''Jackie:''' I don't care about that. (''beat'') How rich?\\
'''Pete:''' Very.\\
'''Jackie:''' I don't care about that. (''beat'') How very?
* Following the TearJerker that was the "Doomsday" finale, we get [[MoodWhiplash the Doctor incredulously repeating "What?!"]] when he sees Donna standing in
blaring sea ship horn, 2) feeling the TARDIS in her wedding dress.
--->'''The Doctor:''' What . . .\\
''[The Doctor sees Donna standing there. She turns around
quake and gasps at him.]''\\
'''The Doctor:''' What?\\
'''Donna:''' Who are you?\\
'''The Doctor:''' But . . .\\
'''Donna:''' ''[now annoyed]'' Where am I?!\\
'''The Doctor:''' What?!\\
'''Donna:''' ''[now angry]'' ''What
chunks of its interior flying off, 3) finding a life preserver in front of the hell is this place?!''\\
'''The Doctor:''' ''. . . What?!''\\
''[Credits roll]''
control center, and 4) looking up to see the stern of a huge ship poking through the hull of the TARDIS, casually backing away like the captain said "Oops, sorry!"



[[folder:Series 3 / Season 29]]
[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWho2006CSTheRunawayBride "The Runaway Bride"]]]]
* Donna's hamminess when she mysteriously is abducted into the TARDIS. The Doctor is trying to understand that part, and forgetting the part about her being snatched from her wedding. Especially when she accuses the Doctor of abducting other women upon finding Rose's blouse.
* The Doctor getting slapped by Donna in her first appearance. Repeatedly.
* The Doctor's LameComeback to Donna's repeated insults and calling him "Martian".
--->'''The Doctor:''' ''[quietly]'' I'm not, I'm not . . . I'm not from Mars . . .
* The Doctor and Donna try to hail a taxi:
--->'''Donna:''' Taxi! ''[it drives past]'' Why's his light on?\\
'''The Doctor:''' There's another one!\\
'''Donna:''' Taxi! Oi! ''[another drives past with its For Hire light on]''\\
'''The Doctor:''' There's one!\\
'''Donna:''' Oi!\\
'''The Doctor:''' Do you have this effect on everyone? Why aren't they stopping?\\
'''Donna:''' They think I'm in fancy dress. ''[one cab drives by, tooting]''\\
'''First Cabbie:''' Stay off the scotch, darling!\\
'''Donna:''' They think I'm drunk. ''[two men shout at Donna as they drive by in the other direction]''\\
'''Both men:''' You're fooling no one, mate!\\
'''Donna:''' They think I'm in drag!\\
'''The Doctor:''' Hold on, hold on. ''[the Doctor does a very piercing wolf whistle and a taxi responds]''
* The Doctor trying to convince Donna to jump out of a moving cab into the TARDIS
--->'''Donna:''' I'm in my ''wedding dress!''\\
'''The Doctor:''' Yes, you look lovely! ''Come on!''
* During Donna's rescue, two kids sitting in the back seat of a car are watching it all go down and they are REALLY getting into it. They start mouthing "jump!" when the Doctor tells Donna to jump and cheer when she finally does it.
* Donna's reply to the Doctor wondering why she's being targeted by the "pilot fish":
--->'''The Doctor:''' The question is, what did camouflaged robot mercenaries want with you? And how did you get inside the TARDIS? What's your job?\\
'''Donna:''' I'm a secretary.\\
'''The Doctor:''' ''[starts scanning Donna with the sonic screwdriver]'' Weird . . . I mean, you're not special, you're not powerful, you're not connected, you're not clever, you're not important . . .\\
'''Donna:''' This friend of yours . . . just before she left, did she punch you in the face? ''[slaps away the screwdriver]'' Stop bleeping me!
* The flashbacks to how Donna met Lance.
** Donna's sudden marriage proposal is met with a horrified look from Lance, and music worthy of a horrifying twist. FauxHorrific at its finest (up until TheReveal, that is).
* Ten is reunited with his first true foe: the Christmas Trees OF DEATH!! (thank [=SpecialAgentRavage=] on Website/{{YouTube}} for the quote). Now with exploding Christmas balls.
* "Oh, look! Transport!" Cut to the Doctor, Donna and Lance riding Segways. Cue the Doctor and Donna ''absolutely pissing themselves with laughter!''
* On finding the huge pit in the floor of the Torchwood lab, Donna's wonders if it's [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} dinosaurs. Living in the centre of the Earth.]]
--->'''Donna:''' Just tryin' to help.\\
'''The Doctor:''' That's not helping.
** Given this show, it probably ''has'' to have happened to the Doctor already... or ''will'' happen to him in the future.
** They're called ''Silurians''. Or "Homo Reptilia". Not dinosaurs.
* The Racnoss Empress, who [[PungeonMaster keeps making really bad puns]]. And just [[LargeHam devouring the scenery]] in general.
* The Racnoss Empress attempting to get Donna and Lance to say their own terrible pun.
--->'''Empress:''' DO YOU WANT TO BE RELEASED?!\\
'''Lance and Donna:''' ''YES!''\\
'''Empress:''' ''[annoyed]'' '''YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY "I DO"!!!!!'''
* The Doctor trying to catch Donna and her hitting the wall, which results in a very ''Looney Tunes''-esque clang and a blank look from the Racnoss.
--->'''The Doctor:''' Oh! Sorry . . .\\
'''Donna:''' ''[pan to Donna flat on the ground]'' ''Thanks'' for ''nothing!''

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS29E1SmithAndJones "Smith and Jones"]]]]
* The episode contains one of the most glorious examples of a subtle BrickJoke ever. Towards the beginning, we get a scene where Martha is walking in a crowd, and then (in their first meeting through the viewer's eyes) the Doctor comes out in front of her, takes off his tie and waves it at her while saying, "Like so! See?" It's completely bizarre and when Martha and the other medical students are doing the rounds, they find the Doctor posing as a patient. Martha asks him about their encounter that morning, and the Doctor denies that it was him as he has been in bed all morning. Much later, at the end of the episode, the Doctor mentions that he can travel through time, and Martha asks him to prove it. He goes into the TARDIS, and when he returns, he's holding his tie in his hand with a grin on his face! "Told ya."
* It features Florence Finnegan, a [[OurVampiresAreDifferent Plasmavore]] who drinks her victims' blood ''through a bendy straw!'' When that wasn't busy being scary. But it's the fact she uses a straw instead of biting on her victim's neck that sells it.
* "Judoon platoon on the Moon." Just sounds like a pun? Davies threw that line in because Tennant is Scottish, [[OohMeAccentsSlipping just to make him say as many "oo" sounds as possible.]]
* Even though it becomes a FunnyAneurysmMoment following the events of [[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E17E18TheEndOfTime "The End of Time"]], there's the Doctor hopping around on one foot trying to get the radiation out of him.
--->'''The Doctor:''' Ow, ow, itchy, itchy, itchy . . . ''[shakes foot wildly, hopping around on one foot, before pulling his shoe off and binning it triumphantly]''\\
'''Martha:''' You're completely mad.\\
'''The Doctor:''' You're right. I look daft with one shoe. ''[pulls other shoe off and drops it in the bin too]'' Barefoot on the Moon!
* This rambling attempt at a cover story:
--->'''The Doctor:''' But isn't that a, err, um, magnetic resonance imaging . . . thing? Like a err, err . . . ginormous sort of a magnet? I did magnetics for GCSE. Well, I failed, but all the same--\\
'''Florence:''' A magnet with its setting now increased to 50,000 Tesla.
** And later in the same conversation . . .
--->'''The Doctor:''' Sorry. You'll have to excuse me, I'm a little bit out of depth. I spent the last fifteen years working as a postman, hence the bunion. Why would you do that?
* The companions have officially become predictable. When Martha exclaims that the TARDIS is "bigger on the inside", the Doctor is ''mouthing along with her''.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS29E2TheShakespeareCode "The Shakespeare Code"]]]]
* The Doctor and Martha are walking through turn-of-the-17th-century London:
--->'''Martha Jones:''' I'm not going to get carted off as a slave, am I? \\
'''The Doctor:''' Why would they do that? \\
'''Martha Jones:''' Not exactly white, in case you haven't noticed. \\
'''The Doctor:''' I'm not even human. Just walk about like you own the place. Works for me. Besides, you'd be surprised. Elizabethan England, not so different from your time. Look . . . ''[points to a man who is shovelling dung into a bucket]'' they have recycling. ''[they pass men standing around a barrel of water]'' Water cooler moments . . .\\
''[they see a preacher in the street]''\\
'''Street Preacher:''' . . . and the Earth will be consumed by flames!\\
'''The Doctor:''' And global warming.
** Later on . . .
--->'''The Same Preacher:''' ''[absolutely giddy, shoving a finger at the Doctor as the Globe Theatre seems to be on fire]'' ''I TOLD THEE! I TOLD THEE!''
* After watching ''Love's Labour's Lost'', Martha wants to see the legendary Bard so she shouts "Author!". Then she stops and asks if people in this time period do that. Then someone else copies her and soon the whole theater is shouting it.
--->'''The Doctor:''' They do now.
** Then the author comes out and hams it up while basking in the crowd's adoration.
* This bit of banter with Creator/WilliamShakespeare:
--->'''Shakespeare:''' So tell me of Freedonia, where women can be doctors, writers, actors . . .\\
'''Martha:''' This country's ruled by a woman!\\
'''Shakespeare:''' Ah, she's royal -- that's God's business. Though ''you'' are a royal beauty.\\
'''Martha:''' Whoa, Nelly! I know for a fact you've got a wife in the country.\\
'''Shakespeare:''' But, Martha, this is ''town''.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Come ''on!'' We can all have a good flirt later!\\
'''Shakespeare:''' [[BiTheWay Is that a promise, Doctor?]]\\
'''The Doctor:''' Oh . . . 57 academics [[IKnewIt just punched the air . . .]]
* Martha saying ''[[Literature/HarryPotter expelliarmus]]''. Quickly followed by the Doctor's "Good old J.K.!!"
* Meeting the Queen:
--->'''The Doctor:''' ''[overjoyed and excited]'' Queen Elizabeth the First!\\
'''Elizabeth I:''' ''[angry]'' Doctor!\\
'''The Doctor:''' ''[still excited]'' What?\\
'''Elizabeth I:''' My sworn enemy!\\
'''The Doctor:''' ''[now confused]]'' What?!\\
'''Elizabeth I:''' OffWithHisHead\\
'''The Doctor:''' ''[high-pitched]'' Whaaaaat?!

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS29E3Gridlock "Gridlock"]]]]
* There's the Doctor's reaction to someone coming through the ceiling of the car. "I've invented a sport!"
** Then, when he recognises Novice Hame from "New Earth" and hugs her -- before remembering that, "Last time we met you were breeding humans for experimentation!".

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS29E6TheLazarusExperiment "The Lazarus Experiment"]]]]
* The Doctor drops Martha off at her apartment, they see Lazarus' announcement on TV, he leaves -- and then he comes right back, sticks his head out of the TARDIS door and says:
--->"No, I'm sorry, did he just say he was going to ''change what it means to be human''?"
* The awkward conversation between the Doctor and Martha's mother.
--->'''The Doctor:''' We don't have much time to chat, you know, been . . . busy . . .\\
'''Francine:''' ''[eyebrows climbing]'' Busy? Doing what, exactly?\\
'''The Doctor:''' ''[awkwardly]'' Oh . . . y’know . . . stuff.
** The Doctor telling her he's heard so much about her, and when she asks "like what?", he admits the only thing he's heard about her is that she's Martha's mother.
* Martha's mother ''slaps'' the Doctor.
--->'''The Doctor:''' Ah, Mrs. Jones! We never finished our chat.\\
'''Francine:''' ''[slaps him]'' Keep away from my daughter!\\
'''Martha:''' Mum, what are you doing?\\
'''The Doctor:''' ''[rubs his jaw]'' [[CallBack Always the mothers! Every time!]]

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS29E8HumanNature "Human Nature"]]/[[Recap/DoctorWhoS29E9TheFamilyOfBlood "The Family of Blood"]]]]
* As Joan keeps dropping hints to John (a.k.a. the Doctor) that she wishes him to ask her to the local dance. John catches on, but gets so tongue-tied he can't string two words together, then come the stairs . . .
--->'''John:''' ''[blathers on incoherently as he starts to walk backwards]''\\
'''Joan:''' The stairs.\\
'''John:''' What about them?\\
'''Joan:''' They're right behind you!\\
'''John:''' ''[promptly drops down said stairs]''
* The parts of the Doctor's instructions that Martha fast forwards through, where Tennant was allowed to say whatever he wanted to fill the time. Found in a deleted scene:
--->'''The Doctor:''' ''[entirely deadpan]'' And five! Very important, five: Don't let me eat ''pears''. I ''hate'' pears. John Smith is a character I made up, but I won't know that. I'll think I am him, and he might do something stupid like eat a pear. In three months, I don't want to wake up from being human and taste that. And six: Now I have to talk for around about a minute without hesitation, deviation, or whatever the other thing is. It's like that panel game on Channel 4 like [[NamesTheSame Rory]] just pointed out. However, I'm going to move on and say number seven, and talk about my other favorite band, which is The Housemartins. I don't know if anyone remembers The Housemartins, but the best gig I ever went to was at the Scottish Exhibition and Conference Centre in about December. It must have been 1990, and The Housemartins were playing, and it was quite simply the best gig I've ever been to. They split up quite soon afterwords, I don't know what that tells you about that particular event. I'm sitting in the TARDIS now, and I'm gonna wind up soon, but not before I make a few strange noises with my mouth that will go somewhere along the lines of bingle bongle dingle dangle yikkety-doo yikkety-daa ping pong lippy tappy too tah.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS29E10Blink "Blink"]]]]
* [[NakedPeopleAreFunny Larry's introduction]].
--->'''Larry:''' Okay, I'm not sure, but I'm really, really hoping... ''[points down]'' Pants?\\
'''Sally:''' No . . .
** North Americans should keep in mind that [[SeparatedByACommonLanguage "pants" means "underwear" in British English]].
** And then when she meets him again later in the episode.
--->'''Larry:''' Hold on, we've met before, haven't we?\\
'''Sally:''' It'll come to you.\\
(''Larry slowly gets a dawning look of horror, and then covers up his crotch'')\\
'''Sally:''' ''There'' it is.
* Similar to the "ding when there's stuff" example, there's "People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff."
* "This is my [[TimeyWimeyBall timey-wimey]] detector. Goes 'ding' when there's stuff. Also, it can boil an egg at 30 paces, whether you want it to or not, actually, so I've learned to stay away from hens. It's not pretty when they blow."
* When Sally wants to know how the Doctor knows what she's saying when he's a recording from 40 years in the past, the Doctor says look to the left and Sally does, she sees Larry saying "What does he mean by that? I've been wondering for years." It hasn't yet dawned on him that the Doctor is talking about what he's doing this very moment.
** Before that realization, he goes with a political interpretation of "left" for a couple of seconds.
* The Doctor's DisorganizedOutlineSpeech at the very end, explaining why he needs to leave. We never find out what's happening, just that [[NoodleImplements he's carrying a bow, Martha's carrying a quiver]], and there are three things he needs to deal with. No, four. Well, four things, ''and'' [[NoodleImplements a lizard]].

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS29E11Utopia "Utopia"]]]]
* Jack after his trip through the Time Vortex on the outside of the TARDIS and Martha has attempted CPR, seemingly without success.
--->'''Jack:''' ''[gasps]'' Was someone kissing me?
** Specifically, the fact that Jack doesn't sound upset, just disappointed that he wasn't awake at the time.
* Shortly after their arrival:
--->'''Martha:''' ''[surveying a dead city]'' What about the people? Does no one survive?\\
'''The Doctor:''' I suppose . . . we have to hope. Life will find a way.\\
'''Jack:''' Well . . . ''[points]'' he's not doin' too bad.\\
''[the Doctor and Martha look over and see a man running around frantically, flailing his arms and screaming, followed by a mob of Futurekind]''
* There's also Jack's repeated attempts at flirtation with [[ExtremeOmnisexual whatever catches his fancy]], all of them stopped with the Doctor's casual "Stop it."
* This exchange:
--->'''The Doctor:''' Bit of a hermit, actually.\\
'''Yana:''' Oh, a hermit. With friends . . . ?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Hermits United. We meet up every ten years. Swap stories about . . . caves. It's good fun. For a hermit.
* The Master beings a bout of EvilGloating only to be distracted by himself:
--->'''The Master:''' Now, then, Doctor! Oooh, new voice. Hello, hellooo, helllloooo! Anyway . . . why don't we sit down and have a nice little chat where I can tell you all my plans and you can work out a way to stop me, I ''don't'' think!
** When the Master escapes in the TARDIS, his final line is hilarious.
--->'''The Master:''' End of the universe! Have fun! Bye-bye!

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS29E12TheSoundOfDrums "The Sound of Drums"]]]]
* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKT_sE4B7WI scene]] where the Master [[BoardToDeath gasses his Cabinet ministers to death]] is BlackComedy made funny with Creator/JohnSimm chewing the scenery throughout. Seriously, the entire scene from start to finish is a CMOF:
--->''[the Master walks into the Cabinet room]''\\
'''The Master:''' A glorious day! Downing Street rebuilt! The cabinet in session! Let the work of government . . . begin.\\
''[The Master throws a stack of dossiers in the air, the contents scattering all across the table; the cabinet ministers are unimpressed]''\\
'''The Master:''' Oh go on, crack a smile! It's funny, isn't it? Albert? Funny? No? A little bit?\\
'''Albert Dumfries, MP:''' Uh, very funny, sir. But if we could get down to business, there is the matter of policy, of which we have very little--\\
'''The Master:''' No-no-no-no-no. Before we start all that, I just wanted to say . . . thank you. Thank you, one and all, you ugly, fat-faced bunch of wet, snivelling ''traitors''.\\
'''Albert:''' Yes, quite. Very funny, but I think . . .\\
'''The Master:''' ''[stands up]'' No. No. ''That'' wasn't funny. ''[beat]'' Hmmm, you see, I'm not making myself very clear. "Funny" is like this. ''[exaggerates a grin]'' Not funny is like this. ''[exaggerates a frowny face]'' And right now, I'm not like ''[grins]'', I'm like ''[frowns]'', because you are ''traitors''. YES, YOU ARE!! As soon as you saw the votes swinging ''my'' way, you abandoned your parties and you jumped on the Saxon bandwagon! So! ''[sits down]'' '''This''' is your reward! ''[The Master sits down and puts on a facial gas mask]''\\
'''Albert:''' Excuse me, Prime Minister, but do you mind my asking, what is that?\\
'''The Master:''' ''[muffled]'' [[AskAStupidQuestion A gas mask.]]\\
'''Albert:''' I beg your pardon?\\
'''The Master:''' ''[lifts gas mask up]'' It's a gas mask. ''[He smiles pleasantly, chuckles, and lowers it back over his face]''\\
'''Albert:''' Yes, but, um, ''why'' are you wearing it?\\
'''The Master:''' ''[muffled; matter-of-factly]'' Well, because of the gas.\\
'''Albert:''' I'm sorry?\\
'''The Master:''' ''[lifts up his mask]'' [[PreemptiveDeclaration Because of the gas!]] ''[lowers mask]''\\
'''Albert:''' What ''gas''?\\
'''The Master:''' ''[leans back in his chair]'' ''This'' gas.\\
''[the speakers on the two table phones pop up and spray toxic gas into the room; all of the ministers begin choking on the fumes]''\\
'''Albert:''' ''[spluttering]'' YOU'RE INSANE!!!\\
''[With the biggest grin imaginable through the mask, the Master [[InsultBackfire gives Alfred two thumbs up]] while appearing to say "Yoouuu ''got it!''". Then Alfred falls face-forward onto the table, dead, and the Master begins tapping the drumbeat on the table]''
* The Master closes a door to muffle the screams as Vivien Rook is being killed by the Toclafane. He opens the door, hears her still screaming, and closes it. He opens the door ''again'', she's ''still'' screaming, so he closes it again. He ''[[RuleOfThree opens the door again]]'', she's ''still screaming'', and he closes it for the final time. CrossesTheLineTwice at its greatest.
* There's also his speech about all the good people of England:
--->'''The Doctor:''' Our lord and master is speaking to his kingdom.\\
'''The Master:''' [[Series/LittleBritain Britain, Britain, Britain]]. What extraordinary times we've had. Just a few years ago this world was so small. And then they came. Out of the unknown. Falling from the sky. You've seen it happen. ''[stock footage of a spaceship hitting Big Ben]'' Big Ben, destroyed. ''[stock footage of Sycorax ship hovering over London]'' A spaceship over London. ''[stock footage of Cybermen marching]'' All those ghosts and metal men. ''[stock footage of the Webstar shooting lightning over the city]'' The Christmas Star that came to kill. Time and time again, and the government told you nothing. Well not me. Not Harold Saxon. Because my purpose, here today, is to tell you this: Citizens of Great Britain, I have been contacted. A message for humanity from beyond the stars.\\
'''Female Toclafane Sphere:''' People of the Earth, we come in peace. We bring great gifts. We bring technology and wisdom and protection. And all we ask in return is your friendship.\\
'''The Master:''' Ooo, sweet! And this species has identified itself. They are called the Toclafane.\\
'''The Doctor:''' ''[watching the broadcast]'' What?\\
'''The Master:''' And tomorrow morning, they will appear. Not in secret, but to all of you. Diplomatic relations with a new species will begin. Tomorrow, we take our place in the universe. Every man, woman and child. Every teacher, and chemist, and lorry driver and farmer, and, oh, I don't know, every ''[[WhamLine medical student]]''? \\
''[the Doctor, Martha, and Jack all look at each other in a wild surprise; the Doctor turns the TV around to find explosives strapped to the back of the set]''\\
'''The Doctor:''' OUT! ''[they manage to escape outside before the bomb destroys the apartment]''
* During the chase scene, we cut from the Doctor, Martha, and Jack running down an alleyway to televised news reports about the first contact with the Toclafane, first a British newscast, then an American newscast, then a Chinese broadcast, then . . . the Master watching the ''Series/{{Teletubbies}}''!
--->'''The Master:''' Have you seen these things? This planet's amazing. Television in their ''stomach''! Now ''that'' is evolution.
* [[ObliviousToLove "It's like when you fancy someone who doesn't know you exist."]] Jack and Martha exchange a look. "You too, huh?"
* Just about any time the Master speaks to President Winters is entertaining. The Master's trying to be as deliberately annoying as he can possibly be.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNV2EEz_DUA HERE. COME. THE. DRUMS.]] Simultaneously a MomentOfAwesome AND a {{Funny Moment|s}}. (Bonus points for Lucy Saxon's awkward bopping along to the music.)

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS29E13LastOfTheTimeLords "Last of the Time Lords"]]]]
* The Master pushing the Doctor around while "I Can't Decide" plays in the background, perfectly synced to the action onstage.
** Even better, someone modified the audio channel the song played over, revealing that John Simm ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZG0CguBxx1g was actually singing along the entire time.]]''
* Martha's new acquaintance learns of some of her exploits.
--->''Tom Milligan:'' Right. Space, got it. Anything else I should know?\\
''Martha:'' I've met Shakespeare.
* The "Voyage of the Damned" stinger at the end: the Doctor's multiple FlatWhat reaction to 1) hearing a blaring sea ship horn, 2) feeling the TARDIS quake and chunks of its interior flying off, 3) finding a life preserver in front of the control center, and 4) looking up to see the stern of a huge ship poking through the hull of the TARDIS, casually backing away like the captain said "Oops, sorry!"
[[/folder]]


[[index]]
* [[Funny/DoctorWhoSeries1 Series 1]]
* [[Funny/DoctorWhoSeries2 Series 2]]
* [[Funny/DoctorWhoSeries3 Series 3]]
[[/index]]



[[folder:Series 1 / Season 27]]
[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E1Rose "Rose"]]]]
* "Nice to meet you, Rose. ''Run for your life!''"
* The Doctor and Jackie's first conversation.
-->'''Jackie:''' ''[leaning forward suggestively]'' I'm in my dressing gown.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Yes, you are.\\
'''Jackie:''' There's a strange man in my bedroom.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Yes, there is.\\
'''Jackie:''' ''[in her worst "suggestive" voice possible]'' Anything could happen.\\
'''The Doctor:''' . . . No. ''[leaves]''
* The Doctor peeping at a tabloid magazine: "That won't last: he's gay and she's an alien."
* There's just something inherently hilarious about seeing the Doctor flailing around with a plastic arm trying to strangle him.
* A garbage bin stalks Mickey, a la MetalGearSolid. Mickey opens the lid to investigate, and is attacked and eaten by it. The randomness of the scene is only made funnier by the CGI which did not age well at all.
* The restaurant scene between Rose and Auton!Mickey in all its UncannyValley glory.
* The fight scene between the Doctor and Auton!Mickey. The Doctor launches a Champagne cork into A!M's forehead, A!M spits the cork out. The Doctor yanks A!M's head off, A!M snarks about it before his body starts aimlessly flailing around chopping tables in half with giant spatula hands of death.
* "If you are an alien, how comes you sound like you're from [[OopNorth the North]]?" "Lots of planets have a north!" This implies that some planets ''[[CrowningMomentOfFunny don't]]'' [[FridgeLogic have a north]].
* Rose listens to the Doctor wonder where you could hide the Nestene Consciousness's transmitter (a great big wheel-shaped thing) in the middle of London...[[FailedASpotCheck while standing directly across the river from the London Eye]]. She has to point it out [[RuleOfThree THREE TIMES]] before he catches on.
** And when he ''does'' catch on:
--->'''The Doctor:''' Oh. [[CatchPhrase Fan]]''[[CatchPhrase tas]]''[[CatchPhrase tic!]]

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E2TheEndOfTheWorld "The End of the World"]]]]
* "...he's ''blue.''"
* "I give you the gift of air from my lungs." It was kind of funny when he did it the first time, then it just got silly.
* "I give you the gift of bodily saliva." Cue Rose being spit upon.
* The Doctor head-bobbing to Soft Cell's "Tainted Love".
** Later in the episode, when the rich aliens gather to see the end of the world, Lady Cassandra encourages everyone to mourn the death of the Earth with a traditional ballad. Said ballad is the Music/BritneySpears song "[[FutureImperfect Toxic]]".
** And the huge jukebox it's played on is referred to as an "[=iPod=]".

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E3TheUnquietDead "The Unquiet Dead"]]]]
* On arriving in UsefulNotes/VictorianBritain:
-->'''The Doctor:''' Oi! Where do you think you're going?\\
'''Rose:''' ...1860.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Go out there? Dressed like that? You'll start a riot, Barbarella! There's a wardrobe through there; first left, second right, third on the left, go straight ahead, under the stairs, past the bins, fifth door on the left. Go on!
** Later, once she's changed into [[SheCleansUpNicely an 1860s dress]]:
--->'''The Doctor:''' Blimey!\\
'''Rose:''' Don't laugh.\\
'''The Doctor:''' You look beautiful. ''[looks away]'' Considering.\\
'''Rose:''' Considering what?\\
'''The Doctor:''' That you're human.\\
'''Rose:''' I ''think'' that's a compliment. Aren't you going to change?\\
'''The Doctor:''' I've changed my jumper. Come on.\\
'''Rose:''' You, stay there. You've done this before. This is mine!
* As the Doctor and Rose face possible death from the Gelth. Counts as SelfDeprecation, since the show is produced in Cardiff.
-->'''The Doctor:''' I saw the fall of Troy, World War V, I pushed boxes at the Boston Tea Party. Now I'm gonna die in a dungeon . . . ''[{{beat}}, then sourly]'' . . . in ''Cardiff''.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E4AliensOfLondon "Aliens of London"]]]]
* Rose's mother Jackie slaps the Doctor in the face when he brings Rose home, thinking he lured her daughter away for immoral purposes.
-->'''The Doctor:''' Nine hundred years of time and space, and I've never been slapped by someone's mother!
** Rose's reaction to this is to steadfastly avert her gaze from both the Doctor and her mum.
* This exchange between Mickey and the Doctor:
-->'''Mickey:''' I bet you don't even remember my name.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Ricky.\\
'''Mickey:''' It's Mickey.\\
'''The Doctor:''' No, it's Ricky.\\
'''Mickey:''' I think I know my own name.\\
'''The Doctor:''' You ''think'' you know your own name? How stupid are you?
* "Excuse me, would you mind not farting while I'm saving the world?" "Would you prefer silent but deadly?"

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E5WorldWarThree "World War Three"]]]]
* Mickey and Jackie narrowly escape a Slitheen sent to kill them. Mickey runs back into the room momentarily to snap a photo on his phone.
* Nine tries to convince the British soldiers (who don't know him at all) that the Acting Prime Minister and his cabinet officials in the room (accusing him of killing the UNIT team) are aliens in disguise. Realizing how absurd the story sounds, he [[LampshadeHanging notes that his story isn't going to be believed at all.]] One soldier agrees with his assessment with a [[DeadpanSnarker flat "Nope."]]
* The Ninth Doctor to the Special Forces team all ready to execute him:
-->'''The Doctor:''' The thing is, if I was you, if I was gonna execute someone by backing them against a wall, between you and me, little word of advice... (''elevator door opens behind him'') . . . don't stand them against the lift!
** Then 20 seconds later, the door opens to a roaring Slitheen, grins "Hello!" . . . then the Doctor calmly pushes the button to close the doors.
* Another one:
-->'''The Doctor:''' Installed in 1991. Three inches of steel lining every single wall. They'll never get in!\\
'''Rose:''' And how do we get out?\\
'''The Doctor:''' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3MwfdJmb1g . . . Ah.]]
* Harriet Jones ([[RunningGag MP for Flydale North]]), Rose, and the Doctor:
-->'''The Doctor:''' ''[to the Slitheen]'' Who exactly are the Slitheen?\\
'''Harriet:''' [[CaptainObvious They're aliens.]]\\
'''The Doctor:''' I got that, thanks.\\
'''Slitheen:''' Who are you, if not human?\\
'''Harriet:''' Who's not human?\\
'''Rose:''' He's not human.\\
'''Harriet:''' He's not human!?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Excuse me! Could I have a bit of a hush?\\
'''Harriet:''' Sorry.\\
'''The Doctor:''' ''[to the Slitheen]'' So! What's the plan?\\
'''Harriet:''' But he's got a Northern accent!\\
'''Rose:''' ''[apologetically]'' [[CallBack Lots of planets have a North.]]\\
'''The Doctor:''' I said hush!
* The fact that Mickey has no idea if he owns vinegar, but Rose (his old girlfriend) knows exactly where in which cabinet he keeps it.
* When they learn that a missile has been launched at Whitehall, the soldiers begin evacuating. The head soldier runs upstairs to warn the acting government (not knowing that they are masquerading aliens who have killed nearly everyone who has discovered them thus far). He barges into the room full of undisguised Slitheen. [[{{Beat}} One long silence later]], the [[OhCrap wide-eyed]] soldier simply says "[[StiffUpperLip Sorry.]]" [[RedHerringShirt And then runs out, shutting the door behind him before the gobsmacked Slitheen can react.]]
* The Slitheen's demise by looking up and noticing the missile.
--> "Oh, [[KilledMidSentence boll...]]"
* Near the end of the episode:
--> '''Rose:''' Um, my mother's cooking.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Good. Put her on a slow heat and let her simmer.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E6Dalek "Dalek"]]]]
* Henry van Statten's ''horrible'' pun -- An intruder!? How'd he get in?! '''Intruda window!!'''
* When the Doctor and Van Statten first meet.
-->'''Rose:''' You can just smell the testosterone.
* The Ninth Doctor is sifting through Adam's cache of "alien weapons" searching for something usable against the title pepperpot:
-->'''The Doctor:''' ''[glances at each object, then tosses it aside]'' [[BillBillJunkBill Broken . . . broken . . . hair dryer . . .]]

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E7TheLongGame "The Long Game"]]]]
* Upon exiting the TARDIS, the Doctor immediately states that they're in the year 200,000, on a space station, and that they should try that gate. Then Adam gets out, and Rose promptly "works out" the year from the architecture, the location from the sound of the engines, and decides they should try that gate.
* From the beginning of the episode:
-->'''The Doctor:''' ''[describes the current location, or at least what it's ''supposed'' to be]''\\
'''Adam:''' ''[faints]''\\
'''The Doctor:''' He's your ''boyfriend''.\\
'''Rose:''' Not anymore.
** The best part is that neither of them even bothers to look away from the view to check what's happened.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E8FathersDay "Father's Day"]]]]
* Rose's immediate, vehement and ''very'' thorough shutdown of her father's sentence of "If I was dating you...". Even funnier is that he was trying to make her feel better after it looked like she and her "boyfriend" had a falling-out, and not actually hitting on her at all.
* When Pete and Rose are in the car, [[ShoutOut "Never Gonna Give You Up"]] can be heard playing in the background. Proof: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzT3JJiFAic Doctor Who rickroll]]. This isn't fake, by the way, it can be heard in the actual episode as well. HilariousInHindsight actually, as this episode is from 2005 and rickroll wasn't a meme until 2007. [[TimeyWimeyBall Wibbly-wobbly-timey-wimey]] indeed. The episode itself is set in the year of the song's original release.
* The Doctor is given care of baby Rose, and he is seen giving her a speech. "Now Rose, you're not going to bring about the end of the world, are you?" Made even funnier in Series 6 when we find out the Doctor speaks "Baby". (Although he might have picked up that particular skill long after this incident)

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E9TheEmptyChild "The Empty Child"]]/[[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E10TheDoctorDances "The Doctor Dances"]]]]
* This great bit at the beginning:
-->'''Rose:''' What's the emergency?\\
'''The Doctor:''' It's mauve.\\
'''Rose:''' Mauve?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Universally recognised colour for danger.\\
'''Rose:''' What happened to [[RedAlert red]]?\\
'''The Doctor:''' That's just humans. By everyone else's standards, red's {{camp}}. Oh, the misunderstandings! All those red alerts, all that dancing . . .
* The Doctor's [[StealthHiBye Stealth Hi]] to Nancy and the children.
-->'''Boy #1:''' ''[takes a slice of meat]'' Thank you, miss.\\
'''Boy #2:''' ''[takes a slice of meat]'' Thanks, miss.\\
'''Boy #3:''' ''[takes a slice of meat]'' Thank you, miss.\\
'''The Doctor:''' ''[takes a slice of meat]'' Thanks, miss!\\
''[cue panicking children]''
* The Doctor attempts to describe Rose, then realizes that his description of [[EveryoneLovesBlondes a blonde]] [[WearingAFlagOnYourHead wearing a Union Jack]] is a bit suggestive and clarifies, "I mean a specific one, I didn't just wake up with a craving."
* When Jack is rescuing Rose from the balloon:
-->'''Jack:''' Just hang on.\\
'''Rose:''' TO WHAT?!\\
'''Jack:''' ''[{{Beat}}]'' [[CasualDangerDialogue Fair point.]]
* The Doctor telling the zombies controlled by an UndeadChild "Go to your room!" -- which they do. As they shuffle away, he sighs with relief and remarks "I'm ''really'' glad that worked. Those would have been terrible last words!"

to:

[[folder:Series 1 2 / Season 27]]
[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E1Rose "Rose"]]]]
* "Nice to meet you, Rose. ''Run for your life!''"
* The Doctor and Jackie's first conversation.
-->'''Jackie:''' ''[leaning forward suggestively]'' I'm in my dressing gown.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Yes, you are.\\
'''Jackie:''' There's a strange man in my bedroom.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Yes, there is.\\
'''Jackie:''' ''[in her worst "suggestive" voice possible]'' Anything could happen.\\
'''The Doctor:''' . . . No. ''[leaves]''
* The Doctor peeping at a tabloid magazine: "That won't last: he's gay and she's an alien."
* There's just something inherently hilarious about seeing the Doctor flailing around with a plastic arm trying to strangle him.
* A garbage bin stalks Mickey, a la MetalGearSolid. Mickey opens the lid to investigate, and is attacked and eaten by it. The randomness of the scene is only made funnier by the CGI which did not age well at all.
* The restaurant scene between Rose and Auton!Mickey in all its UncannyValley glory.
* The fight scene between the Doctor and Auton!Mickey. The Doctor launches a Champagne cork into A!M's forehead, A!M spits the cork out. The Doctor yanks A!M's head off, A!M snarks about it before his body starts aimlessly flailing around chopping tables in half with giant spatula hands of death.
* "If you are an alien, how comes you sound like you're from [[OopNorth the North]]?" "Lots of planets have a north!" This implies that some planets ''[[CrowningMomentOfFunny don't]]'' [[FridgeLogic have a north]].
* Rose listens to the Doctor wonder where you could hide the Nestene Consciousness's transmitter (a great big wheel-shaped thing) in the middle of London...[[FailedASpotCheck while standing directly across the river from the London Eye]]. She has to point it out [[RuleOfThree THREE TIMES]] before he catches on.
** And when he ''does'' catch on:
--->'''The Doctor:''' Oh. [[CatchPhrase Fan]]''[[CatchPhrase tas]]''[[CatchPhrase tic!]]

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E2TheEndOfTheWorld
28]]
[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWho2005CSTheChristmasInvasion
"The End of the World"]]]]
* "...he's ''blue.''"
* "I give you the gift of air from my lungs." It was kind of funny when he did it the first time, then it just got silly.
* "I give you the gift of bodily saliva." Cue Rose being spit upon.
Christmas Invasion"]]]]
* The Doctor head-bobbing newly-regenerated Tenth Doctor's introduction to Soft Cell's "Tainted Love".
** Later in the episode, when the rich aliens gather to see the end of the world, Lady Cassandra encourages everyone to mourn the death of the Earth with a traditional ballad. Said ballad is the Music/BritneySpears song "[[FutureImperfect Toxic]]".
** And the huge jukebox it's played on is referred to as an "[=iPod=]".

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E3TheUnquietDead "The Unquiet Dead"]]]]
* On arriving in UsefulNotes/VictorianBritain:
Jackie and Mickey:
-->'''The Doctor:''' Oi! Where do you think you're going?\\
'''Rose:''' ...1860.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Go out there? Dressed like that? You'll start a riot, Barbarella! There's a wardrobe through there;
There was something I had to tell you, something important. What was it? Hold on, hold on. Shh shh. Oh! I know! Merry Christmas! ''[[[NonSequiturThud collapses]]]''
* "Harriet Jones, Prime Minister." Proving that even bloodthirsty aliens know who she is.
* When the
first left, second right, third on Sycorax message is translated by the left, go straight ahead, under British government, the stairs, past last line is "Sycorax rock!!!" No, it's not grammatically incorrect English mangled by an imperfect translation, it's "rock" in the bins, fifth door on modern sense of the left. Go on!
** Later, once she's changed into [[SheCleansUpNicely an 1860s dress]]:
--->'''The Doctor:''' Blimey!\\
'''Rose:''' Don't laugh.\\
'''The Doctor:''' You look beautiful. ''[looks away]'' Considering.\\
'''Rose:''' Considering what?\\
'''The Doctor:''' That you're human.\\
'''Rose:''' I ''think'' that's a compliment. Aren't you going to change?\\
'''The Doctor:''' I've changed my jumper. Come on.\\
'''Rose:''' You, stay there. You've done this before. This is mine!
word.
* As Another. While the Doctor and Rose face possible death from is sleeping, the Gelth. Counts as SelfDeprecation, since Spinning Christmas Tree of Death. As it breaks into Rose's room, Jackie wails (in a very high-pitched, squeaky voice) "I'm gonna get killed by a ''Christmas tree''!" The fact that all this is happening while the show is produced in Cardiff.
[[SoundtrackDissonance tree plays a cheerful version of "Jingle Bells"]] just makes it all the funnier.
* Rose's mum trying to help the Doctor just after he's collapsed.
-->'''The Doctor:''' I saw the fall of Troy, World War V, I pushed boxes at the Boston Tea Party. Now I'm gonna die in having a dungeon . . . ''[{{beat}}, then sourly]'' . . . in ''Cardiff''.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E4AliensOfLondon "Aliens
neuron implosion. I need--\\
'''Jackie:''' ''[maniacally]'' What do you need? Just say it. Tell me tell me tell me. Painkillers? Do you need aspirin? Is it codeine? Paracetamol? I dunno, Pepto-Bismol? Liquid paraffin? Vitamin C, vitamin D, vitamin E? Is it food? Something simple! Bowl
of London"]]]]
* Rose's mother Jackie slaps the Doctor in the face when he brings Rose home, thinking he lured her daughter away for immoral purposes.
-->'''The Doctor:''' Nine hundred years
soup, nice bowl of time soup, soup and space, a sandwich, ooh, soup and I've never been slapped by someone's mother!
** Rose's reaction to this is to steadfastly avert her gaze from both the Doctor and her mum.
* This exchange between Mickey and the Doctor:
-->'''Mickey:''' I bet you don't even remember my name.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Ricky.\\
'''Mickey:''' It's Mickey.\\
'''The Doctor:''' No, it's Ricky.\\
'''Mickey:''' I think I know my own name.\\
'''The Doctor:''' You ''think'' you know your own name? How stupid are you?
* "Excuse me, would you mind not farting while I'm saving the world?" "Would you prefer silent but deadly?"

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E5WorldWarThree "World War Three"]]]]
* Mickey and Jackie narrowly escape
a Slitheen sent to kill them. Mickey runs back into the room momentarily to snap a photo on his phone.
* Nine tries to convince the British soldiers (who don't know him at all) that the Acting Prime Minister and his cabinet officials in the room (accusing him of killing the UNIT team) are aliens in disguise. Realizing how absurd the story sounds, he [[LampshadeHanging notes that his story isn't going to be believed at all.]] One soldier agrees with his assessment with a [[DeadpanSnarker flat "Nope."]]
* The Ninth Doctor to the Special Forces team all ready to execute him:
-->'''The Doctor:''' The thing is, if I was you, if I was gonna execute someone by backing them against a wall, between you and me,
little word of advice... (''elevator door opens behind him'') . . . don't stand them against the lift!
** Then 20 seconds later, the door opens to a roaring Slitheen, grins "Hello!" . . . then the Doctor calmly pushes the button to close the doors.
* Another one:
-->'''The Doctor:''' Installed in 1991. Three inches of steel lining every single wall. They'll never get in!\\
'''Rose:''' And how do we get out?\\
'''The Doctor:''' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3MwfdJmb1g . . . Ah.]]
* Harriet Jones ([[RunningGag MP for Flydale North]]), Rose, and the Doctor:
-->'''The Doctor:''' ''[to the Slitheen]'' Who exactly are the Slitheen?\\
'''Harriet:''' [[CaptainObvious They're aliens.]]\\
ham sandwich?\\
'''The Doctor:''' I got that, thanks.\\
'''Slitheen:''' Who are you, if not human?\\
'''Harriet:''' Who's not human?\\
'''Rose:''' He's not human.\\
'''Harriet:''' He's not human!?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Excuse me! Could I have a bit of a hush?\\
'''Harriet:''' Sorry.\\
'''The Doctor:''' ''[to
''need'' you to shut up.
** Made better by
the Slitheen]'' So! What's the plan?\\
'''Harriet:''' But he's got a Northern accent!\\
'''Rose:''' ''[apologetically]'' [[CallBack Lots of planets have a North.]]\\
'''The Doctor:''' I said hush!
* The
fact that Mickey has no idea if later it turns out all he owns vinegar, but Rose (his old girlfriend) knows exactly where in which cabinet he keeps it.
* When they learn that a missile has been launched at Whitehall, the soldiers begin evacuating. The head soldier runs upstairs to warn the acting government (not knowing that they are masquerading aliens who have killed nearly everyone who has discovered them thus far). He barges into the room full of undisguised Slitheen. [[{{Beat}} One long silence later]], the [[OhCrap wide-eyed]] soldier simply says "[[StiffUpperLip Sorry.]]" [[RedHerringShirt And then runs out, shutting the door behind him before the gobsmacked Slitheen can react.]]
* The Slitheen's demise by looking up and noticing the missile.
--> "Oh, [[KilledMidSentence boll...]]"
* Near the end of the episode:
--> '''Rose:''' Um, my mother's cooking.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Good. Put her on a slow heat and let her simmer.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E6Dalek "Dalek"]]]]
* Henry van Statten's ''horrible'' pun -- An intruder!? How'd he get in?! '''Intruda window!!'''
* When the Doctor and Van Statten first meet.
-->'''Rose:''' You can just smell the testosterone.
* The Ninth Doctor is sifting through Adam's cache of "alien weapons" searching for something usable against the title pepperpot:
-->'''The Doctor:''' ''[glances at each object, then tosses it aside]'' [[BillBillJunkBill Broken . . . broken . . . hair dryer . . .]]

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E7TheLongGame "The Long Game"]]]]
* Upon exiting the TARDIS, the Doctor immediately states that they're in the year 200,000, on a space station, and that they should try that gate. Then Adam gets out, and Rose promptly "works out" the year from the architecture, the location from the sound of the engines, and decides they should try that gate.
* From the beginning of the episode:
-->'''The Doctor:''' ''[describes the current location, or at least what it's ''supposed'' to be]''\\
'''Adam:''' ''[faints]''\\
'''The Doctor:''' He's your ''boyfriend''.\\
'''Rose:''' Not anymore.
** The best part is that neither of them even bothers to look away from the view to check what's happened.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E8FathersDay "Father's Day"]]]]
* Rose's immediate, vehement and ''very'' thorough shutdown of her father's sentence of "If I
needed was dating you...". Even funnier is that he was trying to make her feel better after it looked like she and her "boyfriend" had a falling-out, and not actually hitting on her at all.
* When Pete and Rose are in the car, [[ShoutOut "Never Gonna Give You Up"]] can be heard playing in the background. Proof: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzT3JJiFAic Doctor Who rickroll]]. This isn't fake, by the way, it can be heard in the actual episode as well. HilariousInHindsight actually, as this episode is from 2005 and rickroll wasn't a meme until 2007. [[TimeyWimeyBall Wibbly-wobbly-timey-wimey]] indeed. The episode itself is set in the year
cup of the song's original release.
* The Doctor is given care of baby Rose, and he is seen giving her a speech. "Now Rose, you're not going to bring about the end of the world, are you?" Made even funnier in Series 6 when we find out the Doctor speaks "Baby". (Although he might have picked up that particular skill long after this incident)

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E9TheEmptyChild "The Empty Child"]]/[[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E10TheDoctorDances "The Doctor Dances"]]]]
* This great bit at the beginning:
-->'''Rose:''' What's the emergency?\\
'''The Doctor:''' It's mauve.\\
'''Rose:''' Mauve?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Universally recognised colour for danger.\\
'''Rose:''' What happened to [[RedAlert red]]?\\
'''The Doctor:''' That's just humans. By everyone else's standards, red's {{camp}}. Oh, the misunderstandings! All those red alerts, all that dancing . . .
* The Doctor's [[StealthHiBye Stealth Hi]] to Nancy and the children.
-->'''Boy #1:''' ''[takes a slice of meat]'' Thank you, miss.\\
'''Boy #2:''' ''[takes a slice of meat]'' Thanks, miss.\\
'''Boy #3:''' ''[takes a slice of meat]'' Thank you, miss.\\
'''The Doctor:''' ''[takes a slice of meat]'' Thanks, miss!\\
''[cue panicking children]''
* The Doctor attempts to describe Rose, then realizes that his description of [[EveryoneLovesBlondes a blonde]] [[WearingAFlagOnYourHead wearing a Union Jack]] is a bit suggestive and clarifies, "I mean a specific one, I didn't just wake up with a craving."
* When Jack is rescuing Rose from the balloon:
-->'''Jack:''' Just hang on.\\
'''Rose:''' TO WHAT?!\\
'''Jack:''' ''[{{Beat}}]'' [[CasualDangerDialogue Fair point.]]
* The Doctor telling the zombies controlled by an UndeadChild "Go to your room!" -- which they do. As they shuffle away, he sighs with relief and remarks "I'm ''really'' glad that worked. Those would have been terrible last words!"
tea.



-->'''The Doctor:''' Barrage balloon?\\
'''Rose:''' Yeah, about two minutes after you left me, thousands of feet above London, Union Jack all over my chest.\\
'''The Doctor:''' I travel with a lot of people, but you're setting new records for "jeopardy friendly".
* The ''entire'' Jack-meets-the-Doctor sequence, in particular the bit of dialogue where the Doctor recognises Jack's weapon:
-->'''The Doctor:''' Sonic blaster, 51[[superscript:st]] Century . . . Weapon factories at Villengard?\\
'''Jack:''' Yeah. You've been to the factories?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Once.\\
'''Jack:''' They're gone now. Destroyed. Main reactor went critical. Vaporised the lot.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Like I said, once. There's a banana grove there now. I like bananas. Bananas are good.
** When the gun runs out of power at a critical moment, Jack says pointedly, "I was going to replace the battery, but ''somebody'' blew up the factory."
* Jack's prepared to start shooting the mutants who are trying to kill him . . . and then notices that the Doctor switched out his gun for a banana.
** Followed by:
--->'''The Doctor:''' Don't drop the banana!\\
'''Jack:''' Why not!?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Good source of potassium!
* The Doctor and Jack comparing their, ah-hem, tools.
-->'''Jack:''' Doc, what've ya got?\\
'''The Doctor:''' I've got a sonic, uh . . . oh, never mind.\\
'''Jack:''' What?\\
'''The Doctor:''' It's sonic, okay? Let's leave it at that.\\
'''Jack:''' Disrupter, cannon, what?\\
'''The Doctor:''' It's sonic! Totally sonic! I am sonic-ed up!\\
'''Jack:''' A sonic ''what?!''\\
'''The Doctor:''' SCREWDRIVER!!!!\\
'''Jack:''' Who looks at a screwdriver and thinks, "Ooh, this could be a little more sonic"?\\
'''The Doctor:''' What, you've never been bored? Never had a long night, never had a lot of cabinets to put up?
** Followed up a moment later by the Doctor trying to figure out what they have that can get them out of their current predicament:
--->'''The Doctor:''' Assets!\\
'''Jack:''' Well, I've got a banana, and in a pinch you could put up some shelves . . .\\
''[after a bit more of a faff]''\\
'''Jack:''' Well, the "assets" conversation went in a flash, didn't it?
* "Rose, I'm trying to resonate concrete."
* And another one:
-->'''Mrs. Harcourt:''' Doctor Constantine.\\
'''Dr. Constantine:''' Mrs. Harcourt! How much better you're looking!\\
'''Mrs. Harcourt:''' My leg's grown back. When I came to the hospital, I had one leg.\\
'''Dr. Constantine:''' Well there is a war on, is it . . . possible you miscounted?
* Buried under the epic awesome and heartwarming that is the EverybodyLives moment, is this little gem:
-->'''Rose:''' Look at you, beaming away like you're Father Christmas!\\
'''The Doctor:''' Who says I'm not, [[CoughSnarkCough red-bicycle-when-you-were-twelve?]]\\
'''Rose:''' [[FlatWhat What.]]
* And of course there's the very end when Jack thinks he's going to die, so he fixes himself a drink.
-->'''Jack:''' Last time I was sentenced to death I ordered four hyper-vodkas for my breakfast. All a bit of a blur after that. Woke up in bed with ''both'' my executioners. Lovely couple. They stayed in touch! Can't say that about most executioners.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E11BoomTown "Boom Town"]]]]
* Mickey asks Captain Jack, "What are you captain of . . . the Innuendo Squad?"
** Knowing Jack, he probably ''is'' (or, due to Time Travel, ''was'').
* When the new evil alien mayor of Cardiff finds out that the Doctor's here to see her. The Doctor arrives, tells the secretary to tell her that he's here; said secretary goes to tell her, she can be heard dropping a tea cup. Said secretary comes back out and tells the Doctor that he'll need to make an appointment.
-->'''The Doctor:''' She's climbing out the window right now, isn't she?\\
'''Secretary:''' Yes she is. ''[[[OhCrap Realises what he just said]]]''
** Also of note in this bit is this: while the secretary goes out, the camera remains on the Doctor. We hear the tea-cup shatter, his expression doesn't really change but his eyebrows jump up and down. It has to be seen, really.
* The chase scene that ensues. Among other highlights:
** Mickey, who's obviously new to the "heroics" thing, crashing into a janitor while on his way to head off the mayor, and running down the hall with his foot stuck in a bucket of used paper towels.
** Then the mayor uses a ''teleporter'' to get away . . . but with a tweak of the Doctor's sonic screwdriver, she reappears running ''towards'' the Doctor and company. ''[[RuleOfThree Three times]]'' in a row.
** The conversation between Blaine and the Doctor afterwards.
--->'''Margaret Blaine:''' This is persecution. Why can't you leave me alone? What did I ever do to you?\\
'''The Doctor:''' [[DeadpanSnarker You tried to kill me and destroy this entire planet.]]\\
'''Margaret Blaine:''' ''[{{beat}}]'' Apart from that.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuL24Dybipw The dinner scene]] between the Doctor and the Slitheen Margaret is three [=CMOFs=] in rapid succession. First she attempts to poison his drink. The Doctor casually pulls a PoisonedChaliceSwitcheroo, smiling at her as he does. She then reveals her species is capable of firing poison darts from their fingertips. The Doctor simply catches the dart and responds "I knew that." Bringing the Doctor in close, she tells him that excess poison can be exhaled from the lungs. The Doctor immediately dissipates the green mist from her mouth with a spray from his breath freshener.
* Margaret Blaine: "This is ''Cardiff''! London doesn't care! South Wales could fall into the ocean and they wouldn't notice. Oh, I sound like a Welshman . . . God help me, I've gone native!"

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E12BadWolf "Bad Wolf"]]]]
* Captain Jack:
-->'''Jack:''' Am I naked in front of billions of viewers?\\
'''Makeover Droids:''' Absolutely!\\
'''Jack:''' Ladies, your viewing figures just went up.
** Then, later:
--->'''Makeover Droids:''' Where were you keeping that [gun]?\\
'''Jack:''' (''still naked'') [[AssShove You don't want to know.]]
* It's easy to miss, but there's the end of this exchange.
-->'''Lynda:''' A hundred years ago? What, you were here [[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E7TheLongGame a hundred years ago]]?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Yep!\\
'''Lynda:''' You're looking good on it.\\
'''The Doctor:''' [[CallBack I moisturize.]]

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E13ThePartingOfTheWays "The Parting of the Ways"]]]]
* Before his regeneration, the Ninth Doctor's brief comment about the planet Barcelona:
-->'''Ninth Doctor:''' They have dogs with no noses. Imagine how many times you end up telling that joke all day and it's ''still'' funny?!
* The Tenth Doctor's introduction at the end.
-->'''Tenth Doctor:''' ''[to Rose]'' Hello! Okay . . . ''[suddenly looks confused, runs tongue over teeth]'' New teeth. That's weird. Now, where was I? Oh. That's right! ''[grins]'' [[BrickJoke Barcelona!]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Series 2 / Season 28]]
[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWho2005CSTheChristmasInvasion "The Christmas Invasion"]]]]
* The newly-regenerated Tenth Doctor's introduction to Jackie and Mickey:
-->'''The Doctor:''' There was something I had to tell you, something important. What was it? Hold on, hold on. Shh shh. Oh! I know! Merry Christmas! ''[[[NonSequiturThud collapses]]]''
* "Harriet Jones, Prime Minister." Proving that even bloodthirsty aliens know who she is.
* When the first Sycorax message is translated by the British government, the last line is "Sycorax rock!!!" No, it's not grammatically incorrect English mangled by an imperfect translation, it's "rock" in the modern sense of the word.
* Another. While the Doctor is sleeping, the Spinning Christmas Tree of Death. As it breaks into Rose's room, Jackie wails (in a very high-pitched, squeaky voice) "I'm gonna get killed by a ''Christmas tree''!" The fact that all this is happening while the [[SoundtrackDissonance tree plays a cheerful version of "Jingle Bells"]] just makes it all the funnier.
* Rose's mum trying to help the Doctor just after he's collapsed.
-->'''The Doctor:''' I'm having a neuron implosion. I need--\\
'''Jackie:''' ''[maniacally]'' What do you need? Just say it. Tell me tell me tell me. Painkillers? Do you need aspirin? Is it codeine? Paracetamol? I dunno, Pepto-Bismol? Liquid paraffin? Vitamin C, vitamin D, vitamin E? Is it food? Something simple! Bowl of soup, nice bowl of soup, soup and a sandwich, ooh, soup and a little ham sandwich?\\
'''The Doctor:''' I ''need'' you to shut up.
** Made better by the fact that later it turns out all he needed was a cup of tea.
* This exchange:

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