History Funny / DiamondsAreForever

-->'''Kidd:''' [[PreMortemOneLiner Ah, but this one's surefire.]] ''[produces a water flower that squirts water]''

-->'''Wint:''' [[PreMortemOneLiner And this one... will kill you.]] ''[produces a BangFlagGun and fires it]''

-->'''Kidd:''' [[BondOneLiner Two's company, Mr. Wint.]]
-->'''Wint:''' [[BondOneLiner And Tree... was a crowd, Mr. Kidd.]]
* Mr. Wint & Mr. Kidd....PERIOD! Sure; They may be genuinely ruthless, sadistic and effective assassins. Sure; They may be portrayed in a rather problematic fashion as a heavily-implied gay couple [[note]]as in saying, "These guys are so evil and depraved that they're actually banging each other!"[[/note]]. However; they're probably the most interesting, likeable and genuinely amusing thing in the entire movie. They [[https://image.ibb.co/gzmY17/mr_wint_and_mr_kidd_diamonds_are_forever.png look like clones]] of Rich Little and David Crosby and come off as something out of a Creator/WarnerBrothers or Creator/HannaBarbera cartoon.

** And then his suggestion that they destroy New York City because of all the smut and traffic and "give them a fresh start."

'''Random Black Suit''': I've got a brother!\\

-->''[The lid to the casket 007 is roasting alive in cracks open and the CreepyAwesome OminousLatinChanting music instantly cuts out, and the crankiest old fart you can imagine leans over and glares down at Bond]''

-->'''Kidd:''' Ah, but this one's surefire. ''[produces a water flower that squirts water]''

* Bond takes Plenty O'Toole up to his hotel room, only to find Blofeld's goons waiting for him. One of them throws Plenty out the window after she takes [[MsFanservice her clothes off]], and she lands in the pool wearing nothing but her purple high heels and her pink panties - with Plenty protesting from start to finish as her sexual humiliation is played for laughs ("I've got friends in this town!).

* As the assassins begin their killing spree to close down the smuggling ring:

* Mr. Wint & Mr. Kidd....PERIOD! Sure; They may be genuinely ruthless, sadistic and effective assassins. Sure; They may be portrayed in a rather problematic fashion as a heavily-implied gay couple [[note]]as in saying, "These guys are so evil and depraved that they're actually banging each other!"[[/note]]. However; they're probably the most interesting, likeable and genuinely amusing thing in the entire movie. They [[https://image.ibb.co/gzmY17/mr_wint_and_mr_kidd_diamonds_are_forever.png look like clones]] of Rich Little and David Crosby and come off as something out of a Warner Brothers or Hanna Barbera cartoon.

"If man were meant to fly, Mr. Wint..."\\
"...He would've been born with wings, Mr. Kidd."\\

-->'''Bond''': Exceptionally fine shot, sir.\\

** And then his suggestion that they destroy New York City because of all the smut and traffic, so "they can start anew."

-->'''Bond''': [[ItMakesSenseInContext I was out walking my rat, and I seem to have lost my way.]]

* Shady Tree's VillainousRescue of Bond, coming hard on the heels of a [[DarthWiki/NightmareFuel genuinely frightening]] near death moment for Bond is MoodWhiplash at its finest.

-->'''Bond''': Mouton Rotheschild '''is''' a claret. ''(Mr. Wint adjusts his bowtie)''' And I've smelled that aftershave before, and both times, I've smelled a rat.

-->'''Shady''': You dirty, double-crossing, no-good Limey fink ''those goddamn diamonds are'' '''PHONIES!'''
-->'''Bond''': Now don’t tell me -- you're [[FluffyCloudHeaven Saint Peter]]?
* Shady Tree's [[spoiler: demise]]....Wint & Kidd come to his dressing room and the old guy barks a self-aware lampshading of washed-up comedians everywhere....
-->'''Wint:''' "Shady Tree! (both walk down stairs into the dressing room) Shady; We just adored your act...."
-->'''Kidd:''' "What taste and style!"
-->'''Wint:''' "We have a few suggestions."
-->'''Shady:''' "Critics and material I don't need! I haven't changed my act in forty years!"
-->''*(then once the deed is done)*''
-->'''Saxby:''' "Hold it! Don't go in there! We didn't get the real diamonds so we need Trees...[[{{Beat}} *beat*]]...alive."
-->'''Kidd:''' "That is most annoying."

-->'''Wint:''' "Shady tree! (both walk down stairs into the dressing room) Shady; We just adored your act...."

-->'''Wint:''' "Shady trees! (both walk down stairs into the dressing room) Shady; We just adored your act...."

* Mr. Wint & Mr. Kidd....PERIOD! Sure; They may be genuinely ruthless, sadistic and effective assassins. Sure; They may be portrayed in a rather problematic fashion as a heavily-implied gay couple [[note]]as in saying, "These guys are so evil and depraved that they're actually banging each other!"[[/note]]. However; they're probably the most interesting, likeable and genuinely amusing thing in the entire movie. They [[https://image.ibb.co/gzmY17/mr_wint_and_mr_kidd_diamonds_are_forever.png look like clones]] of a younger [[https://image.ibb.co/hS2y17/rich_little.jpg Rich Little]] and a calmer, bespectacled version of [[Series/AllInTheFamily Mike Stivic]] and come off as something out of a Warner Brothers or Hanna Barbera cartoon.

* Mr. Wint & Mr. Kidd....PERIOD! Sure; They may be genuinely ruthless, sadistic and effective assassins. Sure; They may be portrayed in a rather problematic fashion as a heavily-implied gay couple [[note]]as in saying, "These guys are so evil and depraved that they're actually banging each other!"[[/note]]. However; they're probably the most interesting, likeable and genuinely amusing thing in the entire movie. They [[https://image.ibb.co/gzmY17/mr_wint_and_mr_kidd_diamonds_are_forever.png look like clones]] of a younger [[https://image.ibb.co/hS2y17/rich_little.jpg Rich Little]] and a calmer, bespectacled version of [[series/AllInTheFamily Mike Stivic]] and come off as something out of a Warner Brothers or Hanna Barbera cartoon.

* Mr. Wint & Mr. Kidd....PERIOD! Sure; They may be genuinely ruthless, sadistic and effective assassins. Sure; They may be portrayed in a rather problematic fashion as a heavily-implied gay couple [[note]]as in saying, "These guys are so evil and depraved that they're actually banging each other!"[[/note]]. However; they're probably the most interesting, likeable and genuinely amusing thing in the entire movie. They [[https://image.ibb.co/gzmY17/mr_wint_and_mr_kidd_diamonds_are_forever.png look like clones]] of a younger [[https://image.ibb.co/hS2y17/rich_little.jpg Rich Little]] and a calmer, bespectacled [[AllInTheFamily Mike Stivic]] and come off as something out of a Warner Brothers or Hanna Barbera cartoon.

* Mr. Wint & Mr. Kidd....PERIOD! Sure; They may be genuinely ruthless, sadistic and effective assassins. Sure; They may be portrayed in a rather problematic fashion as a heavily-implied gay couple [[note]]as in saying, "These guys are so evil and depraved that they're actually banging each other!"[[/note]]. However; they're probably the most interesting, likeable and genuinely amusing thing in the entire movie. They [[https://image.ibb.co/gzmY17/mr_wint_and_mr_kidd_diamonds_are_forever.png look like clones]] of Rich Little and Jerry Garcia come off as something out of a Warner Brothers or Hanna Barbera cartoon.

* Mr. Wint & Mr. Kidd....PERIOD! Sure; They may be genuinely ruthless, sadistic and effective assassins. Sure; They may be portrayed in a rather problematic fashion as a heavily-implied gay couple (as in saying, 'These guys are so evil and depraved that they're actually banging each other!'). However; they're probably the most interesting, likeable and genuinely amusing thing in the entire movie. They come off as something out of a Warner Brothers or Hanna Barbera cartoon.

* Shady Tree's [[spoiler: demise]]....Wint & Kidd come to his dressing room and the old guy barks....

-->*(then once the deed is done)*

* "You don't just kill James Bond and wait for the cops to arrive!" Of course, Bond isn't really dead - he just placed his membership card to the Playboy club onto a smuggler he was impersonating - but Tiffany's reaction is just priceless.

'''Henchman''' (genuinely stunned): [[ImprobableAimingSkills I didn't know there was a pool down there.]]