History Funny / Deadpool2016

*** What sells it is Wade looking at the camera after Al advises him to wear red with a face that's a mixture of "why didn't I think of that?" and "how the fuck does she know what I'm doing?"

*** What sells it is [[BreakingTheFourthWall Wade looking at the camera after Al advises him to wear red with a face that's a mixture of "why didn't I think of that?" and "how the fuck does she know what I'm doing?"]]

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* From the blooper reel: an alternate take on the Zamboni scene has Deadpool calling out "It's very [[JustForPun ice]] to see you!" in a hysterical [[BriefAccentImitation imitation]] of Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger's Austrian accent.

--->'''Deadpool:''' TELL ME WHERE YOUR FUCKING BOSS IS, OR YOU'RE GONNA DIE! ''[{{beat}}]'' IN FIVE MINUTES!

* When Deadpool keeps count of the strict ammunition budget he has in the beginning (he forgot his ammo bag), he shoots one dead mook two more times as revenge for shooting him in the ass.
-->'''Deadpool:''' Stupid!... WorthIt.

** And then when he wastes several shots attempting to hit the motorcycle mook (who is later revealed to be [[BossInMookClothing Francis]]):
--->'''Deadpool:''' ''[shoots]'' Ten! ''[misses]'' Shit! ''[shoots]'' Nine! ''[misses again]'' Fuck! ''[shoots]'' Eight! ''[misses a third time]'' [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Shit fuck!]] ''[guy gets away]'' Bad Deadpool. Seven. ''[caps another guy]'' Good Deadpool.

* As Deadpool, Colossus, and Negasonic PowerWalk toward the battlefield, Negasonic realizes that Deadpool forgot his bag of guns in the taxi.

-->'''Deadpool:''' ''(while singing along to Shoop by Salt-N-Pepa, he notices the camera)'' What–oh! Oh hello. I know, right? Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie? I can't tell you, but it does rhyme with "Polverine." And let me tell you, ''(in an Australian accent)'' he's got a nice pair of smooth criminals down under. Anyway, I got places to be, a face to fix, and–oh! Bad guys to kill!

** Before all that, Deadpool's [[https://inksandpencils.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/deadpool5.jpg?w=764 facial expression]] when Ajax manages to escape on the highway (recalling [[Film/HomeAlone Kevin McCallister's]] famous pose and/or Edvard Munch's 'The Scream') and his frantic, multiple DoubleTake from Colossus to the spot Francis was originally.

-->'''''"THAT DOES IT!"'''''

-->'''Deadpool:''' Heads up.\\

* Negasonic introduces Yukio to Deadpool:
-->'''Deadpool:''' What in the fuck knuckles is this?
-->'''Negasonic:''' (''offended'') She's my girlfriend you intolerant shit!
-->'''Deadpool:''' ''Whoa!'' Pump the hate brakes Fox and Friends. I'm [[DiscriminateAndSwitch just surprised]] ''anyone'' would date you. Especially Pinkie Pie from ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePony''.

-->'''Negasonic:''' (''offended'') She's ''my girlfriend'' you intolerant shit!
-->'''Deadpool:''' ''Whoa'' pump the hate brakes Fox and Friends. I'm [[DiscriminateAndSwitch just surprised]] ''anyone'' would date you. Especially Pinkie Pie from ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePony''.

-->'''Negasonic:''' (''offended'') She's ''my girlfriend you intolerant shit!''

* "[[BreakingTheFourthWall Fourth wall break]] inside a fourth wall break?! That's, like, ''[[UpToEleven sixteen walls!]]''"

''Awkward silence as Jeremy processes that statement while Wade realizes he may have said too much''\\

-->'''Deadpool:''' ''(while singing along to Shoop by Salt-N-Pepa, he notices the camera)'' What–oh! Oh hello. I know, right? Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie? I can't tell you, but it does rhyme with "Polverine." And let me tell you, ''(In an Australian accent)'' he's got a nice pair of smooth criminals down under. Anyway, I got places to be, a face to fix, and–oh! Bad guys to kill!
* In the fight scene in the car, Deadpool grabs a car cigarette lighter and shoves it into an opponent's mouth, leading to this funny entendre:

* In the opening highway chase, everything in the highway chase is going to Hell. Specifically, the van Deadpool jumped in and attacked is barrel rolling and everything (and everyone) is flying out; it goes super-slow-mo with Deadpool looking through the moon roof, upside down looking at the ensuing chaos...

* While talking to cab driver Dopinder, Deadpool reveals an ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime'' wristwatch.

* When Deadpool keeps count of the strict ammunition budget he has in the beginning (he forgot his ammo bag) he shoots one dead mook two more times as revenge for shooting him in the ass.

** Just before this, after shooting the mook who was about to throw a grenade, Deadpool does a victory dance saying "Me ''gusta'' cinco!"... and then gets shot in the butt by the aforementioned mook.
-->"Agh! ''Right up Main Street!!''
** Shortly thereafter, a still closeup of his tush shows that there's [[RefugeInAudacity a visible whiff of gunsmoke]] trailing from the bullethole in his behind.

** Before all that, Deadpool's [[https://inksandpencils.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/deadpool5.jpg?w=764 facial expression]] when Ajax manages to escape on the highway (actually recalling [[Film/HomeAlone Kevin McCallister's]] famous pose and/or Edvard Munch's 'The Scream') and his frantic, multiple DoubleTake from Colossus to the spot Francis was originally.

--->'''Deadpool:''' You big chrome cockgobbler! (throws a can at him)\\
'''Colossus:''' (it bounces off him) That's not nice.

''[Throws hubcap like a frisbee at Ajax's head]''

-->'''Deadpool:''' Negasonic Teenage... wwwwhat the SHIT?! [[AwesomeMcCoolname That's the coolest name]] ''[[AwesomeMcCoolname ever]]''!

*** Made even funnier when the [[Film/Deadpool2 sequel]] ''does'' show some of the other more famous (and expensive) X-Men, like Storm, Beast and Professor Xavier...for a five-second cameo.

** He first has a lot of trouble with his costume, starting out with an all-white outfit that is quickly ruined when a bad guy unloads a clip into him. The camera cuts to him at a laundromat trying to use a stain remover pen on a now-red shirt. From across the laundromat, a woman tells him her own formula for removing bloodstains (seltzer water and lemon)--and recommending that dumbasses who bleed on their clothes regularly should [[BringMyRedJacket wear red]]. The humor comes from the fact that we meet this woman later in the film--she's Al and she is completely blind. When he makes a mask but no one can understand him, Al says he sounds like he has a dick in his mouth.
** And he's trying to get out all the bloodstains out with a Tide detergent pen--which is used only for smaller stains. And he's got several exhausted pens on the table in front of him, implying that he's been at that for quite some time.

** ''(While fighting a bunch of mooks)'' "Donde esta [[GenderBlenderName Francesca]]?!"

** In the extended cut, in-between Deadpool touches himself and saves a cat, while Al fails to mount the IKEA drawer.

** And when he meets him again Deadpool calls him "Jared." What's particularly great is that Jared Fogle's arrest happened months after filming completed, so they were able to add that in for Reynolds' ADR voice-over sessions.

** Even funnier if the behind the scenes are taken into consideration. Some of Deadpool's action sequences are fully CGI-animated, then there is also his white eyes which are 100% CGI all the time for emotes.
* Angel is seen atop the wrecked carrier looking down at the approaching heroes. Deadpool [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwUilIo036g calls it]]: "She's gonna do [[ThreePointLanding the Superhero landing!]]" Once she lands, Deadpool applauds but points out "that's really hard on your knees. Totally impractical, they all do it."

** "I mean, that's why I brought ''her?''" He turns to Negasonic Teenage Warhead, only to find she's too busy tweeting out an updated status. The whole fight has to stall until she finishes her tweet and tosses away the phone. (in a meta extension, the phrase "hashtag it" [[https://web.archive.org/web/20160513011355/https://twitter.com/briannahilde was incorporated by NTW's actress Brianna Hildebrand on her Twitter bio for a while]])

-->'''Deadpool:''' Whoa. I so pity the dude who pressures [[LittleMissBadass her]] into Prom sex.

''[She does, and Deadpool [[{{Wedgie}} rips his underwear out of his pants]]]''
* During the final fight between Deadpool and Francis, Deadpool gets a dagger jammed in his brain and is being beaten repeatedly in the face by Francis, but then Vanessa, who's escaped from the pod, [[BigDamnHeroes charges into the frame and impales Francis]] on one of Deadpool's katanas. Francis is out for the moment, a disoriented Deadpool falls over, and Vanessa is lying on the ground, in pain from being in the decompression pod. The footage goes into slow motion and Chicago's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idCil0mNhoo "You're The Inspiration"]] starts playing, as Deadpool and Vanessa look at each other. Deadpool makes a little "Hi honey!" wave at her. Vanessa looks fondly back at him, as a [[CirclingBirdies cute little cartoon unicorn walks shyly into the frame and nuzzles her]]. Cut to Deadpool making an inept attempt at a heart-shape with his fingers. Cut to Vanessa surrounded by tiny cartoon animals[[note]]apart from the unicorn there are rabbits, birds, and a little heart with arms, feet and large eyes[[/note]] with an increasingly incredulous look on her face. Cut to Deadpool, who makes a dick-in-vagina gesture. Cut to impatient-looking Vanessa who shouts (her voice slowed down) ''"Aaaaaaassssshooooooole!"'' because he's just lying there being cute at her when the BigBad could kill them at any moment.

* Once Vanessa unmasks Deadpool he's wearing a cutout of Creator/HughJackman's face underneath it.

* It's played completely straight and is a well done action sequence with no humor, but it's still pretty funny that Wade and Francis' first duel is with fire extinguishers. In a burning building.
* During the opening bridge scene, Deadpool [[BoomHeadshot shoots three guys in the head]] [[OneHitPolykill with one bullet]] and then says [[SexIsViolence "I'm touching myself tonight"]]. Later, when the film fast-forwards from when Deadpool boards Dopinder's taxi, it goes ''too'' fast and we arrive at night, where we see Deadpool... [[BrickJoke touching himself]].

-->'''Deadpool:''' Now if you'll excuse me, I'm just a boy, about to stand in front of a girl, and tell her - ''what the fuck am I gonna tell her?''
* The PostCreditsScene; a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aYp-pJO9FA spoof]] of the post-credits scene from ''Film/FerrisBuellersDayOff'' complete with Deadpool mocking the viewer for expecting there to be a teaser for the sequel, or even a Creator/SamuelLJackson [[Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse cameo]] ("[[ExecutiveMeddling Well, we don't have that kind of money.]]"). He then comes back with Deadpool revealing that Cable will be in the sequel ("Just need a big guy with a flat top. Creator/MelGibson, Creator/DolphLundgren, Creator/KeiraKnightley. She's got range, who knows."), and asking the viewers not to tell anyone.[[note]]Sorry, Wade![[/note]] He also asks everyone watching to pick up their garbage. Chicka-chicka.
** The deleted scenes offer an alternate take. There Deadpool adds that they don't have the money because "we spent it all on the uniform" and while telling about Cable, not only the microphone is visible - and the operator keeps shoving the thing on Ryan Reynolds' face... - but Deadpool adds Newt Gingrich and Grace Jones to the actors being considered.

*** Which is all a reference to the comic version of Negasonic having either the ability to see the future or just the ability to read minds [[DependingOnTheWriter depending whether the writer remembers that she exists]]

** Deadpool goes on a filibuster about ''Green Lantern'' (while [[SerkisFolk the guy in a gray mocap suit standing for Colossus]] is clearly [[{{Corpsing}} holding laughter]]):
-->"'Defender of the Universe', I've heard this shit before. An executive with an $1000 Armani comes and says "Hey, you wanna be a superhero? We don't have a script yet, but we promise it's gonna be awesome!" But what he doesn't say is that the release date is totally unmadeable and the supersuit is gonna be animated! Like a fucking Saturday Morning Cartoon! And we all know the sad end to that, don't we?"
** Colossus says "Wade, you're very, very annoying!". Negasonic adds "Thank you!" and Deadpool tells her "Yeah, never heard that one before!".

* An exchange between Negasonic and Deadpool:

'''Deadpool:''' ''HA'' - fake laugh, hiding real pain. Go get Silver Balls.
* From the blooper reel: An alternate take on the Zamboni scene has Deadpool calling out "It's very [[JustForPun ice]] to see you!" in a hysterical [[BriefAccentImitation imitation]] of Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger's Austrian accent.
* Also from the blooper reel: Deadpool screaming for Colossus to get moving, all the while NTW stands in the doorway with hardly a change in expression at Deadpool's ranting.

** Another thing from the blooper reel where Deadpool's talking to NTW at the X-Mansion, he notes that it seems kind of sexist about how their group is called the X-''Men'' even though the team is technically coed (meaning there are both men and women), which NTW agrees with.

** On International Women's Day, Vanessa is the one doing the inserting, much to Wade's reluctance.

* Wade proposes to Vanessa the only way Wade Wilson can: with a Ring Pop.[[note]]Which is implied to have been kept in his ass.[[/note]]
** An Outtake has Morena Baccarin stick the Ring Pop in her mouth. Reynolds tells her she really doesn't want to do that.

* An alternate take of the post-Ajax death scene has Vanessa shooting Francis twice saying [[CallBack "Gratuitous... worth it!"]]. Deadpool says "For starters, I'm really turned on right now!" and Colossus notes "You two were made for each other".

* Weasel gets some delightful snark on Ajax's and Angel Dust's villainous clothing when they show up at the bar, trying to intimidate him into giving up info on Wade (the alternate versions on the outtakes are also great).

* Colossus is ashamed once Angel Dust suffers a WardrobeMalfunction. He gives her time to adjust herself, [[SceneryCensor while hiding the exposed breast from our view with his hand]]. She remarks how sweet that is... then swiftly gives him an [[GroinAttack echoing punch to his iron crotch]] hard enough to send him flying. (something that only injured Deadpool when he attempted the same)
** This is especially hilarious as the film had just given us fully uncensored crotch and breast shots of strippers in one of the previous scenes. Colossus really is a gentleman!

** Shining examples of SelfDeprecation are Creator/RyanReynolds ("Starring [[AC:God's Perfect Idiot]]") and Tim Miller ("Directed by [[AC:An Overpaid Tool]]", "[[AC:Some Douchebag's Film]]").
** "[[AC:PRODUCED BY [[BitingTheHandHumor ASSHATS]]]]"
** The only ones who get off easy? ''[[WritersSuck The writers]]'' - "[[AC:Written By The Real Heroes Here]]", implying that either the writers are the ones who wrote the credits, or whoever wrote the credits truly believes that the the writers are the real heroes.

*** Or noting that Wedgie Guy is apparently shooting his own wrecked-and-flaming motorcycle in midair. Which is only fair, considering what the bike's drive-chain whipping through the air next to him [[LosingYourHead is about to do]].

* Deadpool and Blind Al's back-and-forth is funny enough, but Deadpool is in the process of changing out of his combat boots and into crocs, and he apparently wears white socks.

* When Deadpool first meets the cab driver Dopinder, he learns that the man's crush is actually his cousin's fiancée. Deadpool urges him to win her back in any way. When he next meets Dopinder, he learns that he's taken his cousin hostage and locked him in the trunk of his cab. Wade pretends to be horrified to save face in front of Colossus, but congratulates Dopinder under his breath and not only encourages him to finish the job, but suggests taking it further.

** There's also the fact that this was one of the few times Deadpool ''didn't'' advocate indiscriminate murder as the best solution and instead actually gave Dopinder some legitimately good relationship advice. That means this entire thing was ''Dopinder's own idea.''

* The outtakes have plenty, many listed above. For instance, when Wade uses a nickname on Angel Dust before she punches him, he uses names such as Creator/HenryWinkler, Busta Rhymes, Nikki Sixx, Series/CrissAngelMindfreak, "christianmingle.com", along with an imitation ([[Film/TheGoonies "Hey you guys!"]]). After the one in the film ("less angry Rosie O'Donnell") Ryan Reynolds cracks up and says "Sorry, Gina" before Mrs. Carano replies "Motherfucker".

* In the [[https://youtu.be/QPZHBjyUGhQ Trailer trailer]], Deadpool delivers [[TakeThat a swift shot]] to Fox's pills with this line:

** "Oh shit, that's a hat! [[CultureClash You guys wear this!]] I thought I was getting swarmed by fucking deadly Australian bees!"[[note]]Talking about a cork hat... [[IdiotHero he apparently didn't know he was wearing]].[[/note]]

* Similarly, a mother[[note]]comic book writer and Website/YouTube presenter [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grace_Randolph Grace Randolph]][[/note]] lobbied for a PG-13 version of the film for her 8 year old son Matt, stating comic book movies should be for kids. Deadpool responded on Twitter [[http://imgur.com/OuU5pO5 the only way he knows how.]]

* One trailer basically consists of Creator/BettyWhite recommending that you see the movie. As the only surviving Golden Girl, she's the next best thing to Creator/BeaArthur, whom Deadpool famously has a crush on in the comics.

* Fans of the movie have taken the Ajax/Francis joke and ran with it by actually posting pictures of bottles of Ajax they bought with Ajax scribbled over and Francis written underneath.

** The description of the film on the Windows store starts with "Hold on to your chimichangas, folks." and ends with "Amazeballs!"

** The aforementioned tea-bagging is actually the first glimpse we actually get ''of'' Deadpool himself. What could be more fitting for this guy than to have his ''package'' be the first recognizable part of his character shown?

'''Weasel:''' And not gently. [[SlapSlapKiss Like hate fucking]]. There was something wrong with the relationship and that was the only catharsis that they had [[DestructoNookie without resorting to violence]].

* As Deadpool, Colossus and Negasonic PowerWalk toward the battlefield, Negasonic realizes that Deadpool forgot his bag of guns in the taxi.

* Negasonic's insults to Deadpool are improvised, notably when Deadpool asks her if it's going to be a silence, or a mean comment.
--> '''Nega:''' "You got me in a box here."

** He catches up with one guy, and before going to work on him, pushes the camera away so the viewer only sees the [[GoryDiscretionShot horrified reactions]] from various onlookers.

* In the [[https://youtu.be/QPZHBjyUGhQ Trailer trailer]], Deadpool delivers a swift shot to Fox's pills with this line:

** Wade is shown conflicted after beating up a woman. He sounds upset and confused if [[WouldHitAGirl it's sexist to hit her]] or if [[WouldntHitAGirl it's more sexist to not hit her]]...all while producing a gun, to presumably kill her.

--->'''Deadpool:''' ''[shoots]'' Ten! ''[misses]'' Shit! ''[shoots]'' Nine! ''[misses again]'' Fuck! ''[shoots]'' Eight! ''[misses a third time]'' [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Shit fuck!]] ''[guy gets away]'' Bad Deadpool. Seven. ''[caps a guy]'' Good Deadpool.

-->'''Wade''': I will shoot your fucking cat!\\
'''Jeremy''': I-I-I don't know what that means. I don't own a cat.\\
'''Wade''': Then whose kitty litter did I just shit in?\\

-->'''Deadpool''': ''(while singing along to Shoop by Salt-N-Pepa, he notices the camera)'' What–oh! Oh hello. I know, right? Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie? I can't tell you, but it does rhyme with "Polverine." And let me tell you, ''(In an Australian accent)'' he's got a nice pair of smooth criminals down under. Anyway, I got places to be, a face to fix, and–oh! Bad guys to kill!

-->'''Deadpool''': ''[puts a red-hot car cigarette lighter onto henchman's forehead, then shoves it into the henchman's mouth]'' I never say this, but don't swallow.

-->'''Deadpool''': [[NonSequiturDistraction Sssshhhhhhhit. Did I leave the stove on?]]

--->'''Deadpool''': You big chrome cockgobbler! (throws a can at him)\\
'''Colossus''': (it bounces off him) That's not nice.

-->'''Wade''': Let's recap! The cockthistle who turned me into this freak slipped through my arms today. ''[{{Beat}}, looks at his amputated hand]'' '''Arm'''.

-->'''Deadpool''': Now if you'll excuse me, I'm just a boy, about to stand in front of a girl, and tell her - ''what the fuck am I gonna tell her?''

-->'''Deadpool''': Ripley, from Film/Alien3!
-->'''Negasonic''': ''Fuck'', you're old.
-->'''Deadpool''': ''HA'' - fake laugh, hiding real pain. Go get Silver Balls.

-->'''Deadpool''': SPUTNIK! LET'S GO! DR. PHIL CAN WAIT!

** The BulletTime pan that the credits are posted onto have a few visual gags, such as a coffee cup labeled [[Creator/RobLiefeld Rob L.]], a card of [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial someone who isn't]] Film/GreenLantern2011, a ''People'' magazine with Ryan Reynolds on the cover, and a mook getting teabagged by Deadpool, while he reaches out the window and gives a bike-riding mook an atomic wedgie. The best part? The whole acid trip is scored to "[[SoundtrackDissonance Angel of the Morning]]" by Juice Newton.

--->'''Weasel''': Wanna get ''felt'' up?

-->'''Deadpool''': Hey hey hey, can I listen to you do the Honest Names? I love that part.\\
'''Narrator''': Honest... Names?\\
'''Deadpool''': You know, the bit you do at the end of your videos that we, uh, quote, "borrowed" for our opening credits.

** The BulletTime pan that the credits are posted onto have a few visual gags, such as a coffee cup labeled [[Creator/RobLiefeld Rob L.]], a card of [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial someone who isn't]] Film/GreenLantern, a ''People'' magazine with Ryan Reynolds on the cover, and a mook getting teabagged by Deadpool, while he reaches out the window and gives a bike-riding mook an atomic wedgie. The best part? The whole acid trip is scored to "[[SoundtrackDissonance Angel of the Morning]]" by Juice Newton.