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* ArkhamAsylumASeriousHouseOnSeriousEarth is a ''very'' [[DarkerAndEdgier dark]], ''very'' [[MindScrew mind-screwy]], and '''very''' [[HighOctaneNightmareFuel scary]] comic. Nonetheless, seeing the Joker [[FoeYay slap Batman's ass]] is unbelievably hilarious.

* ''Emperor Joker'': {{Darkseid}} tries to form an alliance with The Quintessence ([[WonderWoman Zeus]], [[NewGods Highfather]], [[GreenLantern Ganthet]], ThePhantomStranger, and {{SHAZAM}}), only to find that TheJoker has turned them into babbling idiots.
--->'''Darkseid''': (''deadpan'') I am too late.
* The entirety of ''TheBatmanAdventures'' [[http://grantbridgestreet.blogspot.com/2009/09/kelley-puckett-and-mike-parobeck-batman.html #16]]:
** Life in the world of comic book publishing:
---> "But I just draw! I can't write!"
---> [[SelfDeprecation "Write?! It's a comic book!"]]
** Mistah J, [[PaperThinDisguise disguised as an ice cream vendor]] in the dead of winter, has this exchange with a kid he's about to kidnap:
--->'''Joker''': Ice cream! Bomb pops! Hey, kid! How about some ice cream?
--->'''Kid''': Ice cream? But it's freezing out here.
--->'''Joker''': Well then, how about a violent abduction instead?
--->''(Joker's goons grab the kid and stuff him into the ice cream cart headfirst)''
--->'''Joker''': Ah, what the heck. Take both, my treat. It's the season of giving, after all.
* Another for the Joker, from ''Joker: Devil's Advocate'':
--->'''AmoralAttorney''': I don't want them to think you're guilty. The city's case is weak. You could walk if they can't pin the murders on you.
--->'''Joker''': It's a no-brainer, Milt. Just prove I'm crazy and it doesn't matter if they connect me to some poisoned stamps.
--->'''Amoral Attorney''': Oh, it's that easy to show insanity?
---> (Joker slams face into a metal table without the slightest hesitation; brings it up to show an unflinching grin and a face speckled with blood)
--->'''Joker''': [[http://pics.livejournal.com/lovedatjoker/pic/000cpxzq It's. That. Easy.]]

* {{Funny/SecretSix}}: The entire scene involving Deadshot and Catman shopping for ice cream at the beginning of the ''Unhinged'' arc. In particular, Deadshot's excuse for ripping off the entire cigarette stock.

* SecretSix: The entire scene involving Deadshot and Catman shopping for ice cream at the beginning of the ''Unhinged'' arc. In particular, Deadshot's excuse for ripping off the entire cigarette stock.

* The 'K' arc (from which the chibi League debuted) had a number of other funny moments, and made even funnier because most of them involve the normally {{Unfunny}} Batman, if not actually being delived by him:

* Post-''Zero Hour'' ''LegionOfSuperHeroes'':

* {{Suicide Squad}}. For such a serious comic, it had its fair share of these. C'mon, the image of people the caliber of Lois Lane, Amanda Waller and half the Squad, including serious heavy hitters such as Vixen, Bronze Tiger and Jewelee getting the [[PieInTheFace pie in the face]] is simply too much to ignore. And then they kick the prankster, Captain Boomerang, on a desert island. And when Waller congratulates herself for finally getting rid of Boomerang, [[RunningGag another pie hits her face]].
** The entirety of the issue where Doctor Light is sent to Hell, and is resurrected. Only to find himself still in the coffin with no way out. And so again to Hell with him. Or the first Doctor Light reviving and getting out of his grave still halfway decomposed, trying to be a hero, only to get beaten up and destroyed by the fundie family he tried to "save". And again Arthur Light when he gets yet another chance to get out (possessing the female Doctor Light for a while before being kicked out and humiliated yet again), and begs Waller for a job... to find her dismissing him and suggesting he find a job with the {{Justice League}}.

* The current BlueBeetle series has [[strike:a few]] ''lots''. For example, after Lonar headbutts Jaime...

* Larfleeze's many, many insane rants.

--->'''Hal Jordan''': ''Dammit!'' * continues to fall*

** The [[DidNotDoTheResearch ridiculously innaccurate]] Superman/Batman movie, which takes...[[AdaptationDecay a few liberties]] with Batman's character, making him a blond who had a sister and both being victims of [[AbusiveParents child abuse]] and was inspired to become Batman because of the ''baseball bat'' wielded by his father. His batcave is also on the moon. All the while the real Batman and Superman are watching the filming process; [[{{Understatement}} Bruce is not amused]] but Clark sure is.

** After Superman is recovering from being hit by Kryptonite shrapnal he wears an eyepatch to cover the damaged eye and approaches Batman and says he has a question for him.
--->'''Batman''':(sporting a visible grin) ''No, Clark. You can't borrow my pirate ship.''

--->*Batman crashes the Batwing into "The American Boy."

* Green Arrow Black Canary #15, from Page 13: [[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v709/Cassius335/GABC-15-13.jpg If You Know What I Mean?]]

--> '''Belinda''': I was trying to give a big, villainous speech, but apparently you're too busy being ''[[MyFutureSelfAndMe two people]]'' and having a [[CoolHorse horse]] to let me do that/

** How rich is he? [[spoiler: he just bought ''Japan'']]

* The way Black Adam discovers what his new magic word is, in one of the funniest (and greatest) things Peter J. Tomasi has ever written, in issue #6 of the ''Black Adam'' miniseries.

* Miss Martian of TeenTitans fame has developed an EnemyWithin version of herself that demands that vengeance must be take on the humans for cruel experiments. Miss Martian doesn't do vengeance. Puppies (we're within her mind, remember) are much nice, so she conjures up some to attack (read: lick and play with) her evil side. A response that is implied to be a sufficient threat for keeping evil side in line in future encounters.
* In the DCU Holiday Bash II, there's an entire two page spread of Santa trying to give Darkseid a lump of coal...and he succeeds. And apparently does so ''every year''.
** DCU Santa has also, [[UnreliableNarrator at least according to]] PlasticMan once defeated the demon lord Neron [[ItMakesSenseInContext by giving him Christmas presents he didn't want]].

* In one [[JusticeLeagueOfAmerica JLA]] story, Batman gives the Flash a what is supposed to be a reassuring hand on the shoulder prior to briefing Flash on his role in the plan. Flash's response: "Batman just touched me. That means I'm gonna die, right?"
** Not if you pay 'close attention'.

*** A little help here, please... What is this from? Er... What issue?
* Pretty much every page of every ''Tiny Titans'' comic contains something that makes you laugh or go "awwww", so the best of the lot - Mr. Trigon, the some-time substitute teacher at Sidekick City Elementary, and Mr. Slade, the principal, take their children (Raven, Rose and Jericho) to a baseball game because Trigon has tickets. No, really. Mr. Slade puts Darkseid, the lunch lady, in charge for the day, and this is the result:

* A great one-liner from ''JLA'' upon discovering a familiar villain in the midst of his villainy:
--->'''Wonder Woman''': Abra Kadabra!
--->'''Green Lantern (singing)''': Gonna reach out and grab ya...
* When Superboy discovers that Lex Luthor was one of his gene donors, he begins to angst that he might turn evil when he grows up.

* ArkhamAsylumASeriousHouseOnSeriousEarth is a ''very'' [[{{DarkerAndEdgier}} dark]], ''very'' [[{{MindScrew}} mind-screwy]], and '''very''' [[{{HighOctaneNightmareFuel}} scary]] comic. Nonetheless, seeing the Joker [[{{FoeYay}} slap Batman's ass]] is unbelievably hilarious.
* [[AllStarDCComics All Star Superman]] gives us the following:

--->'''Alfred''': I told the physician who reassembled you that you fell from a hot air balloon onto a picnic table full of cheese blintzes. * beat* The story was too ludicrous to be disbelieved.

--> '''The Question:'' [[WizardNeedsFoodBadly Elf needs food badly.]]

* JLA Year One: J'onn transforms into Superman to confuse the other four members of the JLA, who had been talking about asking him to join. He then turns into ELMER FUDD. Especially funny because he's been quiet and relatively humorless up until that point.

** When Lois saves Jimmy from Galloway's wrath, the following remarks are either a friendly joke Lois tells Olsen alot or Jimmy really doesn't understand personal boundries.

--> '''Lois Lane''': ''And he's ho-- I mean that's not-- oh just buzz us in already.

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* In the DCU Holiday Bash II, there's an entire two page spread of Santa trying to give Darkseid a lump of coal...and he suceeds.

--->'''Sandman''': ''Were you good at driving as a human?''
--->'''Matthew''': ''I dunno, I died in a drunk driving accident.''
--->'''Sandman''': ''I'm not sure that's the most glowing recommendation, but it'll have to do.''

* In ''[[Funny/SupermanBirthright Superman: Birthright]]'' we start with Clark wearing an "I Believe" shirt in issue #2.

* In ''[[SupermanBirthright Superman: Birthright]]'' we start with Clark wearing an "I Believe" shirt in issue #2.

"Yoda! ''[[StarWars Do Yoda]]!''"

-->J'onn: You're vewwy vewwy qwiet.

--->* scene repeats*

* From 52. Renee Montoya and the Question are investigating a warehouse together. They saw someone enter who appears to have vanished. Montoya says there must be a secret door, the Question's immediate response? 'What is this, D&D?' After finding the switch by accident the two of them fall through the floor and end up with Renee on top of the Question while he delivers the immortal line:

** "Scandal Savage, you may have one ice cream of your choice".

** "Scandal Savage, you may have one ice cream of your choice".

** About three-quarters of Ragdoll's dialogue hovers between disturbing and hilarious.

--> '''The Question:'' [[WizardNeedsFoodBadly Elf needs food badly.]]

* From SecretSix, [[CloudCuckooLander Ragdoll's]] attempts at being Robin, and the discussion of how everything he said came out sounding nasty.
-->'''Catman:''' That sounds a bit unsavory when you say it. Of course, ''everything'' sounds a bit unsavory when you say it.
-->'''Ragdoll:''' ... Cheese-stuffed manicotti. ''EWWW,'' IT ''DOES''! I never realized! Creamed corn! Donut holes! Silverback gorillas! God help us all, ''gold-plated bedknobs!'' Pea pods! Velvety throw pillows! Tuna salad, hold the mayonnaise! ''EWWWW!''
** Later, we have Cheetah fighting Scandal over a [[spoiler:get out of hell free]] card when Bolt bursts in:
--->'''Bolt''': Who, damn it! Who dies all lit up like Christmas! Who has the card!
--->[ [[BeatPanel Catman and Deadshot look at each other]] ]
--->'''Simultaneously''': Cheetah's got it.
--->'''Bolt:''' Lying slut!
--->'''Cheetah:''' What did you call me?!
--->'''Both:''' Traitor!!!