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--> '''Phil''': ({{beat}})...[[StockShticks How do you do the clock]]?

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--> '''Phil''': ({{beat}})...[[StockShticks How do you do the clock]]?clock?
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* Despite being [[{{Jerkass}} jerks]], Jeff and TR get a good moment during Curly's drunken rampage:

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* Despite being [[{{Jerkass}} jerks]], Jeff and TR get a good moment during Curly's Cookie’s drunken rampage:
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--> '''Phil''': ({{beat}})...[[StockSchticks How do you do the clock]]?

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--> '''Phil''': ({{beat}})...[[StockSchticks [[StockShticks How do you do the clock]]?
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--> '''Ed''': Shut up! Just shut up! He doesn't get it! He'll ''NEVER'' get it! It's been four hours! The ''COWS'' can tape something by now! Forget about it, ''PLEASE''!

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--> '''Ed''': Shut up! Just shut up! [[HopelessWithTech He doesn't get it! it]]! He'll ''NEVER'' get it! It's been four hours! The ''COWS'' can tape something by now! Forget about it, ''PLEASE''!
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--> '''Phil''': ({{beat}})...How do you do the clock?

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--> '''Phil''': ({{beat}})...[[StockSchticks How do you do the clock?clock]]?
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---> He's behind me, isn't he?

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---> --->[[RightBehindMe He's behind me, me]], isn't he?
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* [[https://youtu.be/4KAbYc6YrLQ The opening credits]].
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* Despite being [[{{Jerkass}} jerks]], Jeff and TR get a good moment during Curly's drunken rampage:
--> '''Jeff''': "He's drunk, the old shithead!"
--> '''TR''': "Where did he get the liquor?"
--> '''Jeff''': "How the hell would I know that?!"
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* Daniel Stern doing the [[Film/HomeAlone Marv]] scream as a mine cart bears down on him.
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* "I ''crap'' bigger than you."

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* This little exchange:
--> '''Mitch''': Hi, Curly. Kill anyone today?
--> '''Curly''': The day ain't over yet.
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-->'''Mitch''' (''meekly''): Let's bring out the cake.
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---> '''Mitch''': ''I'm on vacation! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!''

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---> '''Mitch''': ''I'm on vacation! ''I'M ON VACATION!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!''



--> '''Phil's Wife''': I hate you!
--> '''Phil''': I hate you more! If hate were people, I'd be '''[=CHINA!!=]'''

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--> '''Phil's Wife''': '''Arlene''': I hate you!
--> '''Phil''': I hate you more! HATE YOU MORE! If hate were people, I'd be I'D BE '''[=CHINA!!=]'''
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--> He's behind me, isn't he?

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--> ---> He's behind me, isn't he?



--> '''Mitch''': So what's wrong with that?
--> (Curly whistles, causing the cow to break off into a run and drag Mitch behind it)
--> '''Curly''': THAT!
--> '''Mitch''': ''I'm on vacation! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!''

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--> ---> '''Mitch''': So what's wrong with that?
--> ---> (Curly whistles, causing the cow to break off into a run and drag Mitch behind it)
--> ---> '''Curly''': THAT!
--> ---> '''Mitch''': ''I'm on vacation! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!''
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* The four treasure hunters find the mine and split up, each taking a different passage way. Mitch, Glen, and Ed each take turns singing the Godfather theme, then join in together as it echos throughout the cavern Duke has a priceless WTF?!? look on his face the whole time.

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* The four treasure hunters find the mine and split up, each taking a different passage way. Mitch, Glen, and Ed Phil each take turns singing the Godfather theme, then join in together as it echos throughout the cavern Duke has a priceless WTF?!? look on his face the whole time.
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* The four treasure hunters find the mine and split up, each taking a different passage way. Mitch, Glen, and Ed each take turns singing the Godfather theme, then join in together as it echos throughout the cavern Duke has a priceless WTF?!? look on his face the whole time.
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* The whole scene where Phil thinks he's been bitten in the ass by a rattlesnake, followed by Mitch and Glen arguing over who should suck the poison out.
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--> '''Curly''': She need help ''god dammit!''

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--> '''Curly''': She need needs help ''god dammit!''



* Mitch has been explaining to Phil how to record TV on a VCR, which is getting on Ed's nerves.
--> '''Ed''': He doesn't get it, he's never gonna get it, it's been four hours, the COW can tape something by now, stop it! Just stop it!
--> '''Phil''': ({{beat}})...how do you do the clock?

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQGgaI-BcI4 Mitch has been explaining to Phil how to record TV on a VCR, which is getting on Ed's nerves.
nerves.]]
--> '''Ed''': Shut up! Just shut up! He doesn't get it, he's never gonna it! He'll ''NEVER'' get it, it's it! It's been four hours, the COW hours! The ''COWS'' can tape something by now, stop it! Just stop it!
now! Forget about it, ''PLEASE''!
--> '''Phil''': ({{beat}})...how How do you do the clock?
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* When Ira and Barry introduce themselves to Duke (Curly's twin brother):
-->'''Barry''': We're Barry and Ira Shalowitz. We helped bury your brother.
-->'''Duke''': Oh? Maybe some day I can do the same for you.

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--> '''Curly''': *Whistles, causing the cow to break off into a run and drag Mitch* THAT!

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--> (Curly whistles, causing the cow to break off into a run and drag Mitch behind it)
--> '''Curly''': *Whistles, causing the cow to break off into a run and drag Mitch* THAT!
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--> '''Curly''': She need help ''god dammit!''


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** He finally gets frustrated with it when trying to lasso a stationary cow. He ends up jumping off the horse and wraps the loop around the cow's neck manually.
--> '''Mitch''': So what's wrong with that?
--> '''Curly''': *Whistles, causing the cow to break off into a run and drag Mitch* THAT!
--> '''Mitch''': ''I'm on vacation! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!''
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* Mr. Stone invokes the Duke's name in a rather, uniqe way.

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* Mr. Stone invokes the Duke's name in a rather, uniqe rather... unique way.



--> '''Glen''': That's if your *in* the East, but we are way out West now, so we are past where the sun sets.
--> '''Mitch''': You can't be *passed* where the sun sets, and if you think you can, then I am standing directly South of an idiot!

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--> '''Glen''': That's if your *in* ''in'' the East, but we are way out West now, so we are past where the sun sets.
--> '''Mitch''': You can't be *passed* ''passed'' where the sun sets, and if you think you can, then I am standing directly South of an idiot!


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* This exchange when they first decipher the map:
-->'''Mitch''': We can't just go nuts! I'm 40!
-->'''Phil''': What does that mean?
-->(''beat'')
-->'''Mitch''': I don't know!
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--> Hello...?

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--> Hello...Hellewwww...?
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** And during the entire following scene, you can hear Glen quoting the movie in the background.
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* Glen is a {{The Godfather}} aficionado. Phil loves his imitations. Mitch and Barbara? Not so much.

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* Glen is a {{The Godfather}} Film/TheGodfather aficionado. Phil loves his imitations. Mitch and Barbara? Not so much.



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* Ladies and gentleman, it is time for the "[[TheTreasureOfTheSierraMadre Walter Huston]] Dance!"

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* Ladies and gentleman, it is time for the "[[TheTreasureOfTheSierraMadre "[[Film/TheTreasureOfTheSierraMadre Walter Huston]] Dance!"
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* When Mitch thinks he's doomed.

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* When Mitch thinks he's his marrige is doomed.



* Glen is a {{Godfather}} aficionado. Phil loves his imitations. Mitch and Barbara? Not so much.

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* Glen is a {{Godfather}} {{The Godfather}} aficionado. Phil loves his imitations. Mitch and Barbara? Not so much.



--> '''Mitch''': Phil!
''Barbara groans and leaves the room''

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--> '''Mitch''': Phil!
''Barbara
Phil! (Barbara groans and leaves the room'' room)



--> '''Phil''': Who gave the order?
''Mitch then hits Phil over the head with a pillow''


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--> '''Phil''': Who gave the order?
''Mitch
order? (Mitch then hits Phil over the head with a pillow''

pillow)
* Ladies and gentleman, it is time for the "[[TheTreasureOfTheSierraMadre Walter Huston]] Dance!"

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