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** Funnier if you speak German... that's the direct translation of how to ask what time it is in German.


** "I'm shocked--''shocked''--to find that ''gambling's'' going on in here!" [[HypocriticalHumor "Your winnings, sir." "Oh, thank you very much."]]

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** "I'm shocked--''shocked''--to shocked -- ''shocked!'' -- to find that ''gambling's'' ''gambling'' is going on in here!" [[HypocriticalHumor "Your winnings, sir." "Oh, thank you very much."]]



--> '''Jan Brandel:''' Captain Renault... may I?
--> '''Captain Renault:''' Oh no! Not here please! Come to my office tomorrow morning. We'll do everything businesslike.
--> '''Jan Brandel:''' We'll be there at six!
--> '''Captain Renault:''' [[LazyBum I'll be there at ten]].

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--> '''Jan --->'''Jan Brandel:''' Captain Renault... may I?
-->
I?\\
'''Captain Renault:''' Oh no! Not here here, please! Come to my office tomorrow morning. We'll do everything businesslike. \n--> \\
'''Jan Brandel:''' We'll be there at six!
-->
six!\\
'''Captain Renault:''' [[LazyBum I'll be there at ten]].



--> '''Major Strasser:''' My impression was that he's just another blundering American.
--> '''Louis:''' Oh, we mustn't underestimate American blundering--[[InsultBackfire I was with them when they blundered into Berlin in 1918.]] ''('''Burn!''')''

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--> '''Major --->'''Major Strasser:''' My impression was that he's just another blundering American.
-->
American.\\
'''Louis:''' Oh, we mustn't underestimate American blundering--[[InsultBackfire blundering -- [[InsultBackfire I was with them when they blundered into Berlin in 1918.]] ''('''Burn!''')''



** "Major Strasser has been shot. [{{Beat}}] Round up The Usual Suspects."

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** "Major Strasser has been shot. [{{Beat}}] Round up The Usual Suspects.the usual suspects."



--> '''Sasha:''' ''(Excitedly)'' Yes, boss!
--> '''Rick:''' And ''come right back''!
--> '''Sasha:''' ''(Slumps)'' Yes, boss....

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--> '''Sasha:''' ''(Excitedly)'' -->'''Sasha:''' ''(excitedly)'' Yes, boss!
-->
boss!\\
'''Rick:''' And ''come right back''!
-->
back''!\\
'''Sasha:''' ''(Slumps)'' ''(slumps)'' Yes, boss....



-->'''Husband:''' ''Liebchen''-- er, sweetnessheart... what watch?
-->'''Wife:''' (''checks time'') Ten watch.
-->'''Husband:''' Such much?

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-->'''Husband:''' ''Liebchen''-- er, sweetnessheart... what watch?
-->'''Wife:'''
watch?\\
'''Wife:'''
(''checks time'') Ten watch.
-->'''Husband:'''
watch.\\
'''Husband:'''
Such much?



--> '''Sam:''' Boss...? Boss?
--> '''Rick:''' Yeah.
--> '''Sam:''' Boss, ain't you going to bed?
--> '''Rick:''' Not right now.
--> '''Sam:''' Ain't you planning on going to bed in the near future?
--> '''Rick:''' ''No.''
--> '''Sam:''' [[DeadpanSnarker You ever going to bed?]]
--> '''Rick:''' '''''No!'''''
--> '''Sam:''' ''(Shrugs)'' Well, I ain't sleepy either.

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--> '''Sam:''' -->'''Sam:''' Boss...? Boss?
-->
Boss?\\
'''Rick:''' Yeah.
-->
Yeah.\\
'''Sam:''' Boss, ain't you going to bed?
-->
bed?\\
'''Rick:''' Not right now.
-->
now.\\
'''Sam:''' Ain't you planning on going to bed in the near future?
-->
future?\\
'''Rick:''' ''No.''
-->
''\\
'''Sam:''' [[DeadpanSnarker You ever going to bed?]]
-->
bed?]]\\
'''Rick:''' '''''No!'''''
-->
'''''No!'''''\\
'''Sam:''' ''(Shrugs)'' Well, I ain't sleepy either.


** "How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that. Someday they may be scarce."

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** "How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that. Someday they may be scarce.""[[note]]Before the censors got to it, the line was "Someday they may be rationed."[[/note]]


** When Strasser orders Louis to close down the cafe after the La Marseilles scene, Louis's initial response is "But everyone's having such a good time."

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** When Strasser orders Louis to close down the cafe after the La Marseilles ''La Marseillaise'' scene, Louis's initial response is "But everyone's having such a good time."

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* Also, Karl's panicked feeling for his wallet after the "vultures everywhere" guy bumps into him.


** Also note: This film is in black and white. [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall You really might not know what color Rick's eyes were except for that line.]]

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** After Rick rigs a game to allow a Bulgarian couple win enough for a bribe:
--> '''Jan Brandel:''' Captain Renault... may I?
--> '''Captain Renault:''' Oh no! Not here please! Come to my office tomorrow morning. We'll do everything businesslike.
--> '''Jan Brandel:''' We'll be there at six!
--> '''Captain Renault:''' [[LazyBum I'll be there at ten]].


-->'''Husband:''' "''Liebchen''-- er, sweetnessheart... what watch?"
-->'''Wife:''' (''checks time'') "Ten watch."
-->'''Husband:''' "Such much?"

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-->'''Husband:''' "''Liebchen''-- ''Liebchen''-- er, sweetnessheart... what watch?"
watch?
-->'''Wife:''' (''checks time'') "Ten watch."
Ten watch.
-->'''Husband:''' "Such much?"Such much?


* The reactions of [[TheCasanova Sasha]], Rick's russian employee when Rick assigns him the job of taking the sexy French patron Yvonne home:

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* The reactions of [[TheCasanova Sasha]], Rick's russian employee Russian bartender when Rick assigns him the job of taking the sexy French patron Yvonne home:


** When Strasser orders Louis to close down the cafe after the La Marseilles scene, Louis's response is a disinterested "But everyone's having such a good time."

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** When Strasser orders Louis to close down the cafe after the La Marseilles scene, Louis's initial response is a disinterested "But everyone's having such a good time."

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** When Strasser orders Louis to close down the cafe after the La Marseilles scene, Louis's response is a disinterested "But everyone's having such a good time."


** "I'm shocked--''shocked''--to find that ''gambling's'' going on in here!" [[HypocriticalHumor "Your winnings, sir." "Ah, thank you very much."]]

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** "I'm shocked--''shocked''--to find that ''gambling's'' going on in here!" [[HypocriticalHumor "Your winnings, sir." "Ah, "Oh, thank you very much."]]



* The employees insisting that the roulette game is honest. [[ImplausibleDeniability After Rick had just BLATENTLY given the spinner instructions.]] Given the context, it's also pretty heartwarming.

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* The employees insisting that the roulette game is honest. [[ImplausibleDeniability After Rick had just BLATENTLY BLATANTLY given the spinner instructions.]] Given the context, it's also pretty heartwarming.


** "I'm shocked, ''shocked,'' that there's gambling going on in here!" [[HypocriticalHumor "Your winnings, sir." "Ah, thank you very much."]]

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** "I'm shocked, ''shocked,'' shocked--''shocked''--to find that there's gambling ''gambling's'' going on in here!" [[HypocriticalHumor "Your winnings, sir." "Ah, thank you very much."]]

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** On Ugarte's death, after a dramatic pause when Strasser reveals the news to Lazlo and Ilsa: "I'm making out the report now--we haven't quite decided whether he committed suicide, or...died trying to escape." The nonchalant way he says it plays the moment for BlackComedy.

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** ''This:''
--> '''Major Strasser:''' My impression was that he's just another blundering American.
--> '''Louis:''' Oh, we mustn't underestimate American blundering--[[InsultBackfire I was with them when they blundered into Berlin in 1918.]] ''('''Burn!''')''

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