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--> '''Kid Devil''': FLEE! FLEE FROM THIS PLACE OF GODLESS SCIENCE!
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* At one point he visits a space research center at the same time as several other schools from around the country. Paco can't stop obsessing over the pretty girls form various private schools that are everywhere, and when Jaime gets into a fight with the Young Justice team they start commenting on how Wonder Girl's outfit doesn't look like a uniform because it's a belly shirt. [[AllMenArePerverts Paco also insists that the girls on the team who wear skirts and fly should continue to do so.]]
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* At one point he visits a space research center at the same time as several other schools from around the country. Paco can't stop obsessing over the pretty girls form various private schools that are everywhere, and when Jaime gets into a fight with the Young Justice team Teen Titans they start commenting on how Wonder Girl's outfit doesn't look like a uniform because it's a belly shirt. [[AllMenArePerverts Paco also insists that the girls on the team who wear skirts and fly should continue to do so.]]]]
** In order to thwart an attempt at ruining the launch, they have to clear out a room full of scientists. Cue Kid Devil.
--> '''Kid Devil''': FLEE! FLEE FROM THIS PLACE OF GODLESS SCIENCE! I AM HERE BECAUSE YOU TEACH YOUR CHILDREN EVOLUTION!
** In order to thwart an attempt at ruining the launch, they have to clear out a room full of scientists. Cue Kid Devil.
--> '''Kid Devil''': FLEE! FLEE FROM THIS PLACE OF GODLESS SCIENCE! I AM HERE BECAUSE YOU TEACH YOUR CHILDREN EVOLUTION!
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* During the time travel incident where Jaime is [[spoiler: recruited by a supposed Blue Beetle of the future]] along with Booster Gold and Dan Garrett to [[spoiler: save Ted Kord]], they pass by Parallax and Extant plotting in time-space. Parallax's expression is amusing thanks to his ExpressiveMask when he realizes they've been seen. Jamie, naturally worried, asks if they were spotted while time-travelling. Dan Garrett's response gets a DeadpanSnarker delivery that would be worthy of Batman.
-->'''Dan Garrett:''' We're five grown men dressed in bright colors inside a clear plastic bubble set against a rainbow background, Jaime. ''They saw us.''
-->'''Dan Garrett:''' We're five grown men dressed in bright colors inside a clear plastic bubble set against a rainbow background, Jaime. ''They saw us.''
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* At one point he visits a space research center at the same time as several other schools from around the country. Paco can't stop obsessing over the pretty girls form various private schools that are everywhere, and when Jaime gets into a fight with the Young Justice team they start commenting on how Wonder Girl's outfit doesn't look like a uniform because it's a belly shirt. [[AllMenArePerverts Paco also insists that the girls on the team who wear skirts and fly should continue to do so.]]
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* In the ComicBook/{{New 52}}'s issue #9 of Blue Beetle, Blue Beetle encounters [[ComicBook/GreenLantern Green Lantern Kyle Rayner, Red Lantern Bleez, and Orange Lantern Glomulus]] in New York City and [[LetsYouAndHimFight end up fighting because the Scarab thinks they're enemies]]. During the fight, Bleez pounces on Blue and pins him down between her legs. The Scarab then gives Blue a heads-up on his vitals:
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* In the ComicBook/{{New 52}}'s issue #9 of Blue Beetle, Blue Beetle encounters [[ComicBook/GreenLantern [[Franchise/GreenLantern Green Lantern Kyle Rayner, Red Lantern Bleez, and Orange Lantern Glomulus]] in New York City and [[LetsYouAndHimFight end up fighting because the Scarab thinks they're enemies]]. During the fight, Bleez pounces on Blue and pins him down between her legs. The Scarab then gives Blue a heads-up on his vitals:
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* In the {{New 52}}'s issue #9 of Blue Beetle, Blue Beetle encounters [[ComicBook/GreenLantern Green Lantern Kyle Rayner, Red Lantern Bleez, and Orange Lantern Glomulus]] in New York City and [[LetsYouAndHimFight end up fighting because the Scarab thinks they're enemies]]. During the fight, Bleez pounces on Blue and pins him down between her legs. The Scarab then gives Blue a heads-up on his vitals:
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* In the {{New ComicBook/{{New 52}}'s issue #9 of Blue Beetle, Blue Beetle encounters [[ComicBook/GreenLantern Green Lantern Kyle Rayner, Red Lantern Bleez, and Orange Lantern Glomulus]] in New York City and [[LetsYouAndHimFight end up fighting because the Scarab thinks they're enemies]]. During the fight, Bleez pounces on Blue and pins him down between her legs. The Scarab then gives Blue a heads-up on his vitals:
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* In issue #4 of Blue Beetle ({{New 52}}), Paco is at a party with his gang, Chuco-Thirteen. Suddenly, supervillains Warp, Phobia, Plasmus, and Silverback show up looking for Paco to interrogate him about the Scarab. Chuco-Thirteen's gangmembers all whip out guns and point them at the supervillains. Except for Paco, [[OhCrap who knows what they can do]] and [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere runs away as fast as he can]].
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* In issue #4 of Blue Beetle ({{New (ComicBook/{{New 52}}), Paco is at a party with his gang, Chuco-Thirteen. Suddenly, supervillains Warp, Phobia, Plasmus, and Silverback show up looking for Paco to interrogate him about the Scarab. Chuco-Thirteen's gangmembers all whip out guns and point them at the supervillains. Except for Paco, [[OhCrap who knows what they can do]] and [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere runs away as fast as he can]].
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* In issue #2 ({{New 52}}), at Brenda's quinceañera, La Dama suggests that Brenda should find a boyfriend.
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* In issue #2 ({{New (ComicBook/{{New 52}}), at Brenda's quinceañera, La Dama suggests that Brenda should find a boyfriend.
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-->'''Eclipso''': I will release Jaime Reyes' deepest, darkest fantasies of ''ultimate power''. You will ''die'' at the hand of your ''dearest friend''! Witness the ''monster within the BlueBeetle!''
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-->'''Eclipso''': I will release Jaime Reyes' deepest, darkest fantasies of ''ultimate power''. You will ''die'' at the hand of your ''dearest friend''! Witness the ''monster within the BlueBeetle!''ComicBook/BlueBeetle!''
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-->'''Eclipso''': I'll make it special for you. [[BadassBoast I am wrath. I am temptation. I deliver to each their own, fitting, perfect destruction]]. I will release Jaime Reyes' deepest, darkest fantasies of ultimate power. You will die at the hand of your greatest friend! Witness the ''monster within the BlueBeetle!''
-->'''Jaime''': I... am... a ''[[spoiler:dentist]]!''
-->'''Jaime''': I... am... a ''[[spoiler:dentist]]!''
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-->'''Paco''': Let's get it done, you purple freak.
-->'''Eclipso''': I'll make it special for you. [[BadassBoast I am wrath. I am temptation. I deliver to each their own, fitting, perfectdestruction]]. destruction]].
-->'''Blue Beetle''': ''''''AGGHHH!'''''
-->'''Eclipso''': I will release Jaime Reyes' deepest, darkest fantasies ofultimate power. ''ultimate power''. You will die ''die'' at the hand of your greatest friend! ''dearest friend''! Witness the ''monster within the BlueBeetle!''
-->'''Jaime''':I... am... I-- am-- a ''[[spoiler:dentist]]!''
-->'''Eclipso''': I'll make it special for you. [[BadassBoast I am wrath. I am temptation. I deliver to each their own, fitting, perfect
-->'''Blue Beetle''': ''''''AGGHHH!'''''
-->'''Eclipso''': I will release Jaime Reyes' deepest, darkest fantasies of
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-->'''Traci 13''': Beats me.
-->'''Eclipso''': You're the ''secret power fantasy'' of a ''teenager'' with an ''alien killing machine'' at his command?
-->'''Eclipso''': You're the ''secret power fantasy'' of a ''teenager'' with an ''alien killing machine'' at his command?
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-->'''Traci 13''': Beats Got me.
-->'''Eclipso''':You're '''''You're''''' the ''secret power fantasy'' of a ''teenager'' with an ''alien killing machine'' at his command?''command''?
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[[AC: Ted Kord]]
* Waaaaay back in the Charlton days, Beetle fought a gang of thugs who were trying to steal from the laboratory where Ted Kord worked. The thugs got away when one of them blindsided him with a piece of furniture. The female scientist in the lab asked if he was all right...
--> '''Beetle(wincing in pain)''': [[BlatantLies Of course I'm all right! I always go around getting clobbered over the head by solid oak stools. It's good for my brains.]]
* Waaaaay back in the Charlton days, Beetle fought a gang of thugs who were trying to steal from the laboratory where Ted Kord worked. The thugs got away when one of them blindsided him with a piece of furniture. The female scientist in the lab asked if he was all right...
--> '''Beetle(wincing in pain)''': [[BlatantLies Of course I'm all right! I always go around getting clobbered over the head by solid oak stools. It's good for my brains.]]
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*** That's a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming, too. Why does he want to be a [[spoiler: dentist]]? To [[spoiler: pay off his parents' mortgage, send Milagro to college, get a vacation home near his grandma's...]]. This troper immediately fell in love with the kid at that.
*** Even funnier is Paco bringing down [[spoiler:dentist]]!Jaime with one punch. "Are we done here?"
*** Even funnier is Paco bringing down [[spoiler:dentist]]!Jaime with one punch. "Are we done here?"
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** Even funnier is Paco bringing down [[spoiler:dentist]]!Jaime with one punch. "Are we done here?"
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--> Kid Devil: '''Kid Devil''': FLEE! FLEE FROM THIS PLACE OF GODLESS SCIENCE!
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--> Blue Beetle: AH! That hurt through the armor! What are you packing in there?!
--> Lonar: JUSTICE!
--> Blue Beetle: You have a forehead full of justice? What does that even MEAN?!
--> Lonar: JUSTICE!
--> Blue Beetle: You have a forehead full of justice? What does that even MEAN?!
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--> Blue Beetle: '''Blue Beetle''': AH! That hurt through the armor! What are you packing in there?!
-->Lonar: '''Lonar''': JUSTICE!
-->Blue Beetle: '''Blue Beetle''': You have a forehead full of justice? What does that even MEAN?!
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-->'''Paco''':(running away) ...*hff*...*hff*...*hff*...
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* In issue #2 ({{New 52}}), at Brenda's quinceañera, La Dama suggests that Brenda should find a boyfriend.
-->'''Brenda''': But I'm not interested in any boys I know.
-->'''La Dama''': Oh come on. He looks handsome enough.
-->'''Brenda''': ''[[{{Jerkass}} Joey Gonzalez]]?!'' I'd rather crap broken glass!
-->'''La Dama''': Well ''that'' was [[SarcasmMode ladylike...]]
* In issue #2 ({{New 52}}), at Brenda's quinceañera, La Dama suggests that Brenda should find a boyfriend.
-->'''Brenda''': But I'm not interested in any boys I know.
-->'''La Dama''': Oh come on. He looks handsome enough.
-->'''Brenda''': ''[[{{Jerkass}} Joey Gonzalez]]?!'' I'd rather crap broken glass!
-->'''La Dama''': Well ''that'' was [[SarcasmMode ladylike...]]
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* In issue #4 of Blue Beetle ({{New 52}}), Paco is at a party with his gang, Chuco-Thirteen. Suddenly, supervillains Warp, Phobia, Plasmus, and Silverback show up looking for Paco. Chuco-Thirteen's gangmembers all whip out guns and point them at the supervillains. Except for Paco, who [[OhCrap knows what they can do]] and [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere runs away as fast as he can]].
--> '''Gangmamber''': Don't worry Paco, we don't rat out-- (realizes Pacos not there) --our own...
--> '''Paco''':(running away) ...*hff*...*hff*...*hff*...
--> '''Gangmamber''': Don't worry Paco, we don't rat out-- (realizes Pacos not there) --our own...
--> '''Paco''':(running away) ...*hff*...*hff*...*hff*...
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* In issue #4 of Blue Beetle ({{New 52}}), Paco is at a party with his gang, Chuco-Thirteen. Suddenly, supervillains Warp, Phobia, Plasmus, and Silverback show up looking for Paco.Paco to interrogate him about the Scarab. Chuco-Thirteen's gangmembers all whip out guns and point them at the supervillains. Except for Paco, who [[OhCrap who knows what they can do]] and [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere runs away as fast as he can]].
--> '''Gangmamber''': -->'''Gangmamber''': Don't worry Paco, we don't rat out-- (realizes Pacos not there) --our own...
--> '''Paco''':(running -->'''Paco''':(running away) ...*hff*...*hff*...*hff*...
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-->'''Blue Beetle''': (covering his crotch) It's just the armor, I swear! Parts of it sorta morph sometimes and...
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-->'''Blue Beetle''': (covering his crotch) It's just the armor, I swear! Parts of it sorta morph sometimes and...and...
* In issue #4 of Blue Beetle ({{New 52}}), Paco is at a party with his gang, Chuco-Thirteen. Suddenly, supervillains Warp, Phobia, Plasmus, and Silverback show up looking for Paco. Chuco-Thirteen's gangmembers all whip out guns and point them at the supervillains. Except for Paco, who [[OhCrap knows what they can do]] and [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere runs away as fast as he can]].
--> '''Gangmamber''': Don't worry Paco, we don't rat out-- (realizes Pacos not there)) --our own...
--> '''Paco''':(running away) ...*hff*...*hff*...*hff*...
* In issue #4 of Blue Beetle ({{New 52}}), Paco is at a party with his gang, Chuco-Thirteen. Suddenly, supervillains Warp, Phobia, Plasmus, and Silverback show up looking for Paco. Chuco-Thirteen's gangmembers all whip out guns and point them at the supervillains. Except for Paco, who [[OhCrap knows what they can do]] and [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere runs away as fast as he can]].
--> '''Gangmamber''': Don't worry Paco, we don't rat out-- (realizes Pacos not there)) --our own...
--> '''Paco''':(running away) ...*hff*...*hff*...*hff*...
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* In the {{New52}}'s issue #9 of Blue Beetle, Blue Beetle encounters [[ComicBook/GreenLantern Kyle Rayner, Bleez, and Glomulus]] in New York City and [[LetsYouAndHimFight end up fighting because of a misunderstanding]]. During the fight, Bleez pounces on Blue and pins him down between her legs. The Scarab then gives Blue a heads-up on his vitals:
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* In the {{New52}}'s {{New 52}}'s issue #9 of Blue Beetle, Blue Beetle encounters [[ComicBook/GreenLantern Green Lantern Kyle Rayner, Red Lantern Bleez, and Orange Lantern Glomulus]] in New York City and [[LetsYouAndHimFight end up fighting because of a misunderstanding]].the Scarab thinks they're enemies]]. During the fight, Bleez pounces on Blue and pins him down between her legs. The Scarab then gives Blue a heads-up on his vitals:
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-->'''Blue Beetle''': Stop it Bugsuit, I am NOT ''not'' "aroused"!
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-->'''Scarab''': [[MySensorsIndicateYouWanttoTapThat Registering metabolic arousal]].
-->'''Scarab''': [[MySensorsIndicateYouWanttoTapThat Registering metabolic arousal]].
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* In the {{New52}}'s issue #9 of Blue Beetle, Blue Beetle encounters [[ComicBook/GreenLantern Kyle Rayner, Bleez, and Glomulus]] in New York City and [[LetsYouandHimFight [[LetsYouAndHimFight end up fighting because of a misunderstanding]]. During the fight, Bleez pounces on Blue and pins him down between her legs. The Scarab then gives Blue a heads-up on his vitals:
-->'''Scarab''':[[MySensorsIndicateYouWanttoTapThat [[MySensorsIndicateYouWantToTapThat Registering metabolic arousal]].
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* In the {{New52}}'s issue #9 of Blue Beetle, Blue Beetle encounters [[ComicBook/GreenLantern Kyle Rayner, Bleez, and Glommy]] Glomulus]] in New York City and [[LetsYouandHimFight end up fighting]].fighting because of a misunderstanding]]. During the fight, Bleez pounces on Blue and pins him down between her legs. The Scarab then gives Blue a heads-up on his vitals:
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-->'''Blue Beetle''': (covering his crotch) It's just the armor. I swear! Parts of it sorta morph sometimes and...
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* In the {{New52}}'s issue #9 of Blue Beetle, Blue Beetle encounters [[ComicBook/GreenLantern Kyle Rayner, Bleez, and Glommy]] in New York City and [[LetsYouandHimFight end up fighting]]. During the fight, Bleez pounces on Blue and pins him down between her legs. The Scarab then give Jaime gives Blue a heads-up on his vitals:
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* When Jaime tells Paco that he's just glad that his life can get back to normal. Cue the next page of Jaime {{Face Palm}}ing and looking at a cow mutilated by aliens.
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* When Jaime tells Paco that he's just glad that his life can get back to normal. Cue the next page of Jaime {{Face Palm}}ing and looking at a cow mutilated by aliens.aliens.
* In the {{New52}}'s issue #9 of Blue Beetle, Blue Beetle encounters [[ComicBook/GreenLantern Kyle Rayner, Bleez, and Glommy]] in New York City and [[LetsYouandHimFight end up fighting]]. During the fight, Bleez pounces on Blue and pins him down between her legs. The Scarab then give Jaime a heads-up on his vitals:
-->'''Scarab''': [[MySensorsIndicateYouWanttoTapThat Registering metabolic arousal]].
-->'''Jaime''': Stop it Bugsuit, I am NOT "aroused"!
-->'''Bleez''': (backing off) What did you just say?!
-->'''Jaime''': (covering his crotch) It's just the armor. I swear! Parts of it sorta morph sometimes and...
* In the {{New52}}'s issue #9 of Blue Beetle, Blue Beetle encounters [[ComicBook/GreenLantern Kyle Rayner, Bleez, and Glommy]] in New York City and [[LetsYouandHimFight end up fighting]]. During the fight, Bleez pounces on Blue and pins him down between her legs. The Scarab then give Jaime a heads-up on his vitals:
-->'''Scarab''': [[MySensorsIndicateYouWanttoTapThat Registering metabolic arousal]].
-->'''Jaime''': Stop it Bugsuit, I am NOT "aroused"!
-->'''Bleez''': (backing off) What did you just say?!
-->'''Jaime''': (covering his crotch) It's just the armor. I swear! Parts of it sorta morph sometimes and...
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-->'''Eclipso''': You're the ''secret power fantasy'' of a ''teenager'' with an ''alien killing machine'' at his command?''
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-->'''Eclipso''': You're the ''secret power fantasy'' of a ''teenager'' with an ''alien killing machine'' at his command?''command?
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-->'''Eclipso''': ''I'll make it special for you. [[BadassBoast I am wrath. I am temptation. I deliver to each their own, fitting, perfect destruction]]. I will release Jaime Reyes' deepest, darkest fantasies of ultimate power. You will die at the hand of your greatest friend! Witness the '''monster within the BlueBeetle!'''''
-->'''Jaime''': ''I... am... a '''[[spoiler:dentist]]!'''''
-->'''Eclipso''': ''Wait. What? What in Neron's name is going on here?''
-->'''Traci 13''': ''Beats me.''
-->'''Eclipso''': ''You're the '''secret power fantasy''' of a '''teenager''' with an '''alien killing machine''' at his command?''
*** That's a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming, too. Why does he want to be a [[spoiler: dentist]]? To [[spoiler: pay off his parents' mortgage, send Milagro to college, get a vacation home near his grandma's...]]. This troper immediately fell in love with the kid at that.*
-->'''Jaime''': ''I... am... a '''[[spoiler:dentist]]!'''''
-->'''Eclipso''': ''Wait. What? What in Neron's name is going on here?''
-->'''Traci 13''': ''Beats me.''
-->'''Eclipso''': ''You're the '''secret power fantasy''' of a '''teenager''' with an '''alien killing machine''' at his command?''
*** That's a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming, too. Why does he want to be a [[spoiler: dentist]]? To [[spoiler: pay off his parents' mortgage, send Milagro to college, get a vacation home near his grandma's...]]. This troper immediately fell in love with the kid at that.*
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-->'''Eclipso''': ''I'll I'll make it special for you. [[BadassBoast I am wrath. I am temptation. I deliver to each their own, fitting, perfect destruction]]. I will release Jaime Reyes' deepest, darkest fantasies of ultimate power. You will die at the hand of your greatest friend! Witness the '''monster ''monster within the BlueBeetle!'''''
BlueBeetle!''
-->'''Jaime''':''I...I... am... a '''[[spoiler:dentist]]!'''''
''[[spoiler:dentist]]!''
-->'''Eclipso''':''Wait. Wait. What? What in Neron's name is going on here?''
here?
-->'''Traci 13''':''Beats me.''
Beats me.
-->'''Eclipso''':''You're You're the '''secret ''secret power fantasy''' fantasy'' of a '''teenager''' ''teenager'' with an '''alien ''alien killing machine''' machine'' at his command?''
*** That's a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming, too. Why does he want to be a [[spoiler: dentist]]? To [[spoiler: pay off his parents' mortgage, send Milagro to college, get a vacation home near his grandma's...]]. This troper immediately fell in love with the kid at that.*
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-->'''Eclipso''':
*** That's a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming, too. Why does he want to be a [[spoiler: dentist]]? To [[spoiler: pay off his parents' mortgage, send Milagro to college, get a vacation home near his grandma's...]]. This troper immediately fell in love with the kid at that.
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-->'''Bianca Reyes''': '''''[[ThisIsSPARTA Is. That. A. Giant. Green. Fist.]]'''''
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-->'''Bianca Reyes''': '''''[[ThisIsSPARTA '''''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Is. That. A. Giant. Green. Fist.]]'''''
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-->'''Bianca Reyes''' (Jaime's mom): ''Is this how we raised you? If this is how you're going to behave with superpowers, young man, that is '''not''' acceptable...''
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-->'''Bianca Reyes''' (Jaime's mom): ''Is Is this how we raised you? If this is how you're going to behave with superpowers, young man, that is '''not''' acceptable...''
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-->'''Guy Gardner''': (backing up and sweating visibly) ''Uh... uh... er..''
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-->'''Guy Gardner''': (backing up and sweating visibly) ''Uh...Uh... uh... er..''
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Changed line(s) 17,19 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Brenda''': ''Always the cool mom...''
-->'''Paco''': ''Wow. She's...''
-->'''Alberto Reyes''' (Jaime's dad): ''the reason I never have to raise my voice.''
-->'''Paco''': ''Wow. She's...''
-->'''Alberto Reyes''' (Jaime's dad): ''the reason I never have to raise my voice.''
to:
-->'''Brenda''': ''Always Always the cool mom...''
mom...
-->'''Paco''':''Wow. She's...''
Wow. She's...
-->'''Alberto Reyes''' (Jaime's dad):''the The reason I never have to raise my voice.''
-->'''Paco''':
-->'''Alberto Reyes''' (Jaime's dad):
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* [[spoiler:Jaime's fantasy of ultimate power.]]
-->I AM--'''''[[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome A DENTIST!]]'''''
-->I AM--'''''[[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome A DENTIST!]]'''''
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* [[spoiler:Jaime's fantasy Guy Gardner, uncharacteristically swallowing his pride, comes to Jaime's house to try and apologize. Jaime, understandably freaked out because Guy tried to kill him at their last meeting, blasts Guy and screams for everyone to run. Instead, his mom just marches right into the middle of it and starts ''lecturing'' him.
-->'''Bianca Reyes''' (Jaime's mom): ''Is this how we raised you? If this is how you're going to behave with superpowers, young man, that is '''not''' acceptable...''
-->(Guy starts to get up, his temper ''long'' gone and his ring starting to form weapons. Bianca promptly whirls on him and gives ''him'' both barrels as well)
-->'''Bianca Reyes''': ''Is that a giant green fist?''
-->'''Guy Gardner''': (backing up and sweating visibly) ''Uh... uh... er..''
-->'''Bianca Reyes''': '''''[[ThisIsSPARTA Is. That. A. Giant. Green. Fist.]]'''''
-->'''Brenda''': ''Always the cool mom...''
-->'''Paco''': ''Wow. She's...''
-->'''Alberto Reyes''' (Jaime's dad): ''the reason I never have to raise my voice.''
* Eclipso trying to unleash Jaime's SuperpoweredEvilSide [[http://asylums.insanejournal.com/scans_daily/867579.html to kill Paco]]:
-->'''Eclipso''': ''I'll make it special for you. [[BadassBoast I am wrath. I am temptation. I deliver to each their own, fitting, perfect destruction]]. I will release Jaime Reyes' deepest, darkest fantasies of ultimatepower.]]
-->I AM--'''''[[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome A DENTIST!]]'''''power. You will die at the hand of your greatest friend! Witness the '''monster within the BlueBeetle!'''''
-->'''Jaime''': ''I... am... a '''[[spoiler:dentist]]!'''''
-->'''Eclipso''': ''Wait. What? What in Neron's name is going on here?''
-->'''Traci 13''': ''Beats me.''
-->'''Eclipso''': ''You're the '''secret power fantasy''' of a '''teenager''' with an '''alien killing machine''' at his command?''
*** That's a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming, too. Why does he want to be a [[spoiler: dentist]]? To [[spoiler: pay off his parents' mortgage, send Milagro to college, get a vacation home near his grandma's...]]. This troper immediately fell in love with the kid at that.*
-->'''Bianca Reyes''' (Jaime's mom): ''Is this how we raised you? If this is how you're going to behave with superpowers, young man, that is '''not''' acceptable...''
-->(Guy starts to get up, his temper ''long'' gone and his ring starting to form weapons. Bianca promptly whirls on him and gives ''him'' both barrels as well)
-->'''Bianca Reyes''': ''Is that a giant green fist?''
-->'''Guy Gardner''': (backing up and sweating visibly) ''Uh... uh... er..''
-->'''Bianca Reyes''': '''''[[ThisIsSPARTA Is. That. A. Giant. Green. Fist.]]'''''
-->'''Brenda''': ''Always the cool mom...''
-->'''Paco''': ''Wow. She's...''
-->'''Alberto Reyes''' (Jaime's dad): ''the reason I never have to raise my voice.''
* Eclipso trying to unleash Jaime's SuperpoweredEvilSide [[http://asylums.insanejournal.com/scans_daily/867579.html to kill Paco]]:
-->'''Eclipso''': ''I'll make it special for you. [[BadassBoast I am wrath. I am temptation. I deliver to each their own, fitting, perfect destruction]]. I will release Jaime Reyes' deepest, darkest fantasies of ultimate
-->I AM--'''''[[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome A DENTIST!]]'''''
-->'''Jaime''': ''I... am... a '''[[spoiler:dentist]]!'''''
-->'''Eclipso''': ''Wait. What? What in Neron's name is going on here?''
-->'''Traci 13''': ''Beats me.''
-->'''Eclipso''': ''You're the '''secret power fantasy''' of a '''teenager''' with an '''alien killing machine''' at his command?''
*** That's a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming, too. Why does he want to be a [[spoiler: dentist]]? To [[spoiler: pay off his parents' mortgage, send Milagro to college, get a vacation home near his grandma's...]]. This troper immediately fell in love with the kid at that.*
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* When Jaime tells Paco that he's just glad that his life can get back to normal. Cue the next page of Jaime clutching his face and looking at a cow with the skin from its head gone and a huge whole in its middle.
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* When Jaime tells Paco that he's just glad that his life can get back to normal. Cue the next page of Jaime clutching his face {{Face Palm}}ing and looking at a cow with the skin from its head gone and a huge whole in its middle.mutilated by aliens.
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-->I AM--'''''[[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome A DENTIST!]]'''''
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-->I AM--'''''[[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome A DENTIST!]]'''''DENTIST!]]'''''
* When Jaime tells Paco that he's just glad that his life can get back to normal. Cue the next page of Jaime clutching his face and looking at a cow with the skin from its head gone and a huge whole in its middle.
* When Jaime tells Paco that he's just glad that his life can get back to normal. Cue the next page of Jaime clutching his face and looking at a cow with the skin from its head gone and a huge whole in its middle.
