History Funny / BlueBeetle

* To the right: Guy Gardner, uncharacteristically swallowing his pride, comes to Jaime's house to try and apologize. Jaime, understandably freaked out because Guy tried to kill him at their last meeting, blasts Guy and screams for everyone to run. Instead, his mom just marches right into the middle of it and starts ''lecturing'' him.

* Guy Gardner, uncharacteristically swallowing his pride, comes to Jaime's house to try and apologize. Jaime, understandably freaked out because Guy tried to kill him at their last meeting, blasts Guy and screams for everyone to run. Instead, his mom just marches right into the middle of it and starts ''lecturing'' him.

* The first appearance of Traci 13 to the comic.
-->'''Jaime:''' I just wish I could meet a cute girl who'd be okay with all the weird.
-->'''Traci 13:''' (teleporting into the room) Are you the Blue Beetle?
-->'''Paco:''' ''[[JawDrop (jaw gaping)]]'' [[RetroactiveWish Say "I wish for a Porsche" before it wears off!]] ''Say "I wish for a Porsche" before it wears off!''

* Guy Gardner, uncharacteristically swallowing his pride, comes to Jaime's house to try and apologize. Jaime, understandably freaked out because Guy tried to kill him at their last meeting, blasts Guy and screams for everyone to run. Instead, his mom just marches right into the middle of it and starts ''lecturing'' him.
-->'''Bianca Reyes''' (Jaime's mom): Is this how we raised you? If this is how you're going to behave with superpowers, young man, that is '''not''' acceptable...
-->(Guy starts to get up, his temper ''long'' gone and his ring starting to form weapons. Bianca promptly whirls on him and gives ''him'' both barrels as well)
-->'''Bianca Reyes''': ''Is that a giant green fist?''
-->'''Guy Gardner''': (backing up and sweating visibly) Uh... uh... er..
-->'''Bianca Reyes''': '''''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Is. That. A. Giant. Green. Fist.]]'''''
-->'''Brenda''': Always the cool mom...
-->'''Paco''': Wow. She's...
-->'''Alberto Reyes''' (Jaime's dad): The reason I never have to raise my voice.
* Eclipso trying to unleash Jaime's SuperpoweredEvilSide [[http://asylums.insanejournal.com/scans_daily/867579.html to kill Paco]]:

** That's a SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}}, too. Why does he want to be a dentist? To pay off his parents' mortgage, send Milagro to college, get a vacation home near his grandma's.
** Even funnier is Paco bringing down dentist!Jaime with a 2x4 whack upside the head. "Are we done here?"

* The Posse thinking BB is crazier than a sack of cats when his actually talking to Ted not himself.

-->'''Jaime''': I-- am-- a ''[[spoiler:dentist]]!''

** That's a SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}}, too. Why does he want to be a [[spoiler: dentist]]? To [[spoiler: pay off his parents' mortgage, send Milagro to college, get a vacation home near his grandma's.]]
** Even funnier is Paco bringing down [[spoiler:dentist]]!Jaime with a 2x4 whack upside the head. "Are we done here?"

* During the time travel incident where Jaime is [[spoiler: recruited by a supposed Blue Beetle of the future]] along with Booster Gold and Dan Garrett to [[spoiler: save Ted Kord]], they pass by Parallax and Extant plotting in time-space. Parallax's expression is amusing thanks to his ExpressiveMask when he realizes they've been seen. Jamie, naturally worried, asks if they were spotted while time-travelling. Dan Garrett's response gets a DeadpanSnarker delivery that would be worthy of Batman.

--> '''Beetle(wincing in pain)''': [[BlatantLies Of course I'm all right! I always go around getting clobbered over the head by solid oak stools. It's good for my brains.]]

-->'''Paco:''' (jaw gaping) [[RetroactiveWish Say "I wish for a Porsche" before it wears off!]] ''Say "I wish for a Porsche" before it wears off!''

* Ted making an Inspiring speech about creativity an idea an has no appplause

* Jaime having to suffer Brenda an Paco's BelligerentSexualTension
* The Posse thinking BB is crazier than a sack of cats when his actually talking to Ted not himself
* Blurr in general

--> '''Kid Devil''': FLEE! FLEE FROM THIS PLACE OF GODLESS SCIENCE! I AM HERE BECAUSE YOU TEACH YOUR CHILDREN EVOLUTION!

** That's a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming, too. Why does he want to be a [[spoiler: dentist]]? To [[spoiler: pay off his parents' mortgage, send Milagro to college, get a vacation home near his grandma's.]]

* Jaime having to suffer Brenda an Paco's {{BST}}

* Jaime having to suffer Brenda an Paco's {{UST}}

[[AC Jaime Rebirth series]]

[[AC: Jaime an Ted Rebirth series]]
* Ted generally failing at being a mentor
* Jaime having to suffer Brenda an Paco's {{UST}}

-->'''La Dama''': Well ''that'' was [[SarcasmMode ladylike...]]