History Funny / BloodOnTheHandsOfAHealer

* Emu whining at the top of his lungs to get Nico to join them

'''MUP:''' [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Shall I tell your new friend about what you hide in your browser history? Or maybe even...under your bed?]]\\

'''Emu:''' UPGRADED clown-suit, thank you very much.\\

--> '''Taiga:''' Screw you!

--> '''Emu:''' Thank you for your corporation. And with the power of human mind, we can create even the most impossible things! To the Creations, WE are their alpha and their omega. Only by the power of human imagination we can defeat the rogue Creations and Bugsters at the same time! Two birds with one stone! Whoop!But hey! That's just a theory! A-"\\
'''Hiiro:''' Game theory. Yes, yes, we get it, Intern. Your game fanaticism says a lot of you.

* After finishing off Aranbura with swords, Brave gets the idea of using ''two scalpels at once in the same way for surgery''!

'''Selesia:''' [[OnlySaneMan Seriously, are you incapable of just paying attention to the matter at hand!?]]\\

*** It gets even funnier when [[TheHeavy MUP]] ''[[NotSoAboveItAll goes along with it]]'', resulting in this exchange of WittyBanter:
--> '''Emu:''' Y'know, it's too late for any welcoming speeches, young lady. I welcomed her first, and what was that again? 'The Horrific World of the Gods of Pleasure'? Seriously, you really got the knack to have that kind of point of view. Now, where did you get that from? Poem sheet? Library? And don't say that you got the 'pleasure' part from Literature/KamaSutra.\\

--> '''Selesia:''' Isn't it too early for cake?\\

--> '''Shopkeeper:''' [[{{Irony}} Young kids, these days…they should all just behave well like that little gamer.]]

--> '''Magane:''' Oh, aren't you just ''precious!'' You are going to be SO MUCH fun to play with! What's your name girl-who-I-have-decided-to-make-my-official-playmate?

* The chapter opens up Emu going to Hiiro's house and explaining the new situation at hand and Hiiro just being [[TheStraightMan Hiiro]] towards this:

'''Hiiro:''' First of all, I'm paying for all of this, so you don't get to judge my eating habits. Secondly, I have a constant schedule full of patients that need curing, and so requires the right amount of sugar levels for me to keep up. Thirdly, and most importantly...[[TheComicallySerious it is NEVER too early for cake.]]

--> '''Magane:''' Oh, aren't you just precious! You are going to be SO MUCH fun to play with! What's your name girl-who-I-have-decided-to-make-my-official-playmate?

* [[IronButtMonkey Emu Hojo]] meeting [[BadassPrincess Selesia Yupitilia]]. It goes about as well as the meeting with the latter in ''[=Re:CREATORS=]'' canon.

* [[ButtMonkey Emu Hojo]] meeting [[BadassPrincess Selesia Yupitilia]]. It goes about as well as the meeting with the latter in ''[=Re:CREATORS=]'' canon.

* [[ButtMonkey Emu Hojo]] meeting [[BadassPrincess Seleisa Yupitilia]]. It goes about as well as the meeting with the latter in ''[=Re:CREATORS=]'' canon.

* When the MUP arrives at Emu's residence, his first reaction? Him bitching about how Seleisa messing up his window and how much its too late for MUP's welcome speech.

'''Seleisa:''' What in the world are you even talking about?\\

'''Seleisa:''' [[OnlySaneMan Seriously, are you incapable of just paying attention to the matter at hand!?]]\\

* There's Emu's first transformation into his Level 1 form in front of the Creations for the very first time. [[YouHaveGOTToBeKiddingMe The reaction from Seleisa is as expected]].
--> '''Seleisa:''' Wha-what on earth is that!?\\

'''Seleisa:''' [[LethalJokeCharacter It's your armor! All that spectacle, and you're actually a clown-suit wearer!?]] [[UnderestimatingBadassery How do you even expect to survive in a situation like this!?]]\\

--> '''Seleisa:''' Ueeehhh? Another clown-suit?\\

Chapter 1:

--> '''Emu:''' Y'know, it's too late for any welcoming speeches, young lady. I welcomed her first, and what was that again? 'The Horrific World of the Gods of Pleasure'? Seriously, you really got the knack to have that kind of point of view. Now, where did you get that from? Poem sheet? Library? And don't say that you got the 'pleasure' part from Literature/KamaSutra.
--> '''Seleisa:''' What in the world are you even talking about?
--> '''MUP:''' Ahahaha! Such a mouthful babble from YOU of all people. You sure had lots of things inside that huge brain of yours, aren't you now...[[WhamLine Emu Hojo?]]
--> '''Emu:''' Y-you know my name? Oh... don't tell me you were one of the stalkers that my Social Hub warned about!
--> '''Seleisa:''' [[OnlySaneMan Seriously, are you incapable of just paying attention to the matter at hand!?]]
--> '''MUP:''' [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Shall I tell your new friend about what you hide in your browser history? Or maybe even...under your bed?]]
--> '''Emu:''' [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial YOU HAVE NO PROOF OF WHAT I HAVE!]] [[BlatantLies B-but it's not like I have something that actually important there, I can tell you that much. Hehe...]]

--> '''Seleisa:''' Wha-what on earth is that!?
--> '''Emu:''' I'm Kamen Rider Ex-Aid. Something wrong?
--> '''Seleisa:''' [[LethalJokeCharacter It's your armor! All that spectacle, and you're actually a clown-suit wearer!?]] [[UnderestimatingBadassery How do you even expect to survive in a situation like this!?]]
--> '''Emu:''' This is not a clown-suit! [[TechnoBabble This is an over-the-top full body armor that can amplify the strength of weaponized games!]] Heck, I dare to say that this is military-grade!
--> '''Selesia:''' Military grade!? [[CassandraTruth What kind of nonsense is that!?]] How do you even move around with something so...so...[[{{Acrofatic}} so chubby!]]

Chapter 2:

*** And then there's this exchange:
--> '''Selesia:''' Isn't it too early for cake?
--> '''Hiiro:''' First of all, I'm paying for all of this, so you don't get to judge my eating habits. Secondly, I have a constant schedule full of patients that need curing, and so requires the right amount of sugar levels for me to keep up. Thirdly, and most importantly...[[TheComicallySerious it is NEVER too early for cake.]]

** And while Nico is apologizing for "her friend's" behavior before dragging her out of the store, Magane has a ''genuine'' "WTF is going on look" the whole time while this is all happening. The shopkeeper's last line simply sells the while thing:

* Chapter 1:

** [[ButtMonkey Emu Hojo]] meeting [[BadassPrincess Seleisa Yupitilia]]. It goes about as well as the meeting with the latter in ''[=Re:CREATORS=]'' canon.

** When the MUP arrives at Emu's residence, his first reaction? Him bitching about how Seleisa messing up his window and how much its too late for MUP's welcome speech.

** "[[SkewedPriorities Not in my apartment!]]"

** There's Emu's first transformation into his Level 1 form in front of the Creations for the very first time. [[YouHaveGOTToBeKiddingMe The reaction from Seleisa is as expected]].

*** Meanwhile, MUP is laughing her ass off mid-air at the sight of Level 1.


* Chapter 2:

** The chapter opens up Emu going to Hiiro's house and explaining the new situation at hand and Hiiro just being [[TheStraightMan Hiiro]] towards this:

** The karaage scene from canon is even funnier here: when Meteora asks for money from Emu, the latter just turns to Hiiro, who proceeds to grumble about "handling a bunch of kindergartens".

** [[PluckyGirl Nico's]] first meeting with [[GenkiGirl Magane]] [[HamToHamCombat is GOLDEN]]:

->*** And while Nico is apologizing for "her friend's" behavior before dragging her out of the store, Magane has a ''genuine'' "WTF is going on look" the whole time while this is all happening. The shopkeeper's last line simply sells the while thing:

->*** When Magane suggests to [[SchmuckBait open the book from the manga she is from]], Nico [[ShutUpHannibal literally throws it at her face.]] Cue EvilLaugh from the former.

** After finishing off Aranbura with swords, Brave gets the idea of using ''two scalpels at once in the same way for surgery''!

*** And while Nico is apologizing for "her friend's" behavior before dragging her out of the store, Magane has a ''genuine'' "WTF is going on look" the whole time while this is all happening. The shopkeeper's last line simply sells the while thing:

*** When Magane suggests to [[SchmuckBait open the book from the manga she is from]], Nico [[ShutUpHannibal literally throws it at her face.]] Cue EvilLaugh from the former.

** When the MUP arrives at Emu's residence, his first reaction? Him bitching about how Seleisa messing up his window and how much its too late for MUP's welcom speech.
*** It gets even funnier when [[TheHeavy MUP]] ''[[NotSoAboveItAll goes along with it'', resulting in this exchange of WittyBanter:

--> '''Selesia:''' Military grade!? [[CassandraTruth What kind of nonsense is that!?]] How do you even move around with something so...so...[[Acrofatic so chubby!]]

--> '''Shopkeeper:''' [[Irony Young kids, these days…they should all just behave well like that little gamer.]]

** After finishing off Aranbura with swords, Brave gets the idea of using ''two scalpels at once for surgery''!