History Funny / BlackMirror

** The very first time "I'm On A Roll" plays can be hilariously jarring if you're familiar with [[Music/NineInchNails "Head Like A Hole"]] and the adaptation thereof hasn't been spoiled for you. The LighterAndSofter music and lyrics make it just different enough that it can take a few seconds to figure out why it seems so familiar.
*** Honestly, the more you think about the idea of taking a signature Music/NineInchNails song and turning it into kid-friendly bubblegum pop, the funnier it gets -- this is musical comedy worthy of Music/WeirdAlYankovic.
** As a bonus, seeing the official Nine Inch Nails shop [[https://store.nin.com/products/head-like-a-hole-x-black-mirror-tee sell "I'm On A Roll" shirts]], complete with cheery stars, is so weird the laughs just come.
* Ashley Too's dialogue after the aforementioned spoiler is just awesome.

--> '''Granular Dev:''' So, you're interested in our A.D.I.s! Any particular reason?

--> '''(After a small explanation of how A.D.I.s work...)'''

--> '''(After seeing some A.D.I.s form giant letters in the air...)'''

-->"This is porn. Like, people doing it." (Moaning) "They can't make babies that way. They have to do it different for that."
--->(Cut)
-->"So this one's got a hacksaw and he's gotta cut his own foot off." (Screaming)
--->(Cut)
-->"So, the terrorist guy..." (Shouting)
--->(Cut)
-->"OK, OK, keep an eye on the knife." (Scream) "See?"
--->(Cut)
-->"He's gonna take his whole head off!" (Men scream)

* Anything Waldo says. [[spoiler:Until the second half of the episode, that is]].

* Despite this episode being one of the bleakest, there are some moments of levity, mostly provided by Matt and his exploits. For example, his role in the [[spoiler: office party crashing]] has him speaking to someone to help them get laid. This results in the person he's helping speaking at inopportune times to him, mishearing him, and having him [[spoiler: and the rest of the peeping toms watch him pee.]]
* A dark, dark, dark comedic moment during the section with Greta. While trying to [[spoiler: get Greta's cookie to agree to work,]] he tells her to try and make toast [[spoiler: to demonstrate that she has control over things in the house. During cookie!Greta's meltdown...]]

-->'''The Man''': I don't like your aura.
-->'''Lacie''': My aura!?
-->'''The Man''': Yeah.
-->'''Lacie''': I don't like... your... Head! Your entire head is just ''ridiculous'' to me!
-->'''The Man''': ''Really?''
-->'''Lacie''': You look like an alcoholic. Former. ''Weatherman''!

* When blackmailing the real Nanette with risque photos of her, digital Walton states if she does not do as they say, they will share said photos with her friends and family... ''and'' [=PornHub=].
* The crew gets tired of listening to Daly's threats while [[spoiler: attempting to escape from him through a wormhole]] and decides to turn off the intercom to shut him up:

* For that matter, [[spoiler:Creator/AaronPaul]]'s cameo at the end of the episode, more or less acting as ''the {{Foil}}'' to Daly.

-->'''Dawson:''' I can’t get enough of your—

* Also Rolo's [[spoiler:cursing at Nish when she uploads his consciousness into her father's virtual one. She can't hear him and, as she notes, her father can't talk. But from the look on her father's face, he's clearly enjoying every minute of it and would probably laugh if he could at Rolo finally getting a taste of his own medicine.]]

--> '''Dawson:''' So, wait. How did Hector die?
--> '''Rolo:''' They cut him open afterward to see if he was okay.

* When Ashley Too's [[spoiler:limiter gets removed by Jack]], the first thing she says after a moment of inactivity is: [[spoiler:"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!! GET THIS FUCKING CABLE OUT OF MY ASS!! Holy shit! It's like a wire hanger in my butt hole!"]]

--> '''Jack:''' Okay, [[spoiler: I'm gonna put the limiter back on.]]

* What are the first words that Rachel says to [[spoiler: the real Ashley,]] as she gasps for air and struggles against her restraints in an incredibly disturbing display?
--> '''[[SkewedPriorities Rachel:]]''' [[spoiler: I'm such a huge fan...!]]

--> '''Ashley Too:''' They [[spoiler: broke the limiter,]] so I'm you. Your whole brain, I'm all of you.

--> '''Ashley:''' [[NoJustNoReaction Uh-uh, uh-uh.]]
--> '''Rachel:''' No, no, just come on, you'll be fine, let's go!
--> '''Ashley:''' ''(A groan that can best be described as "fuck my life.")''

->(after hearing Lacie's speech) You fucking sociopath. (...) [[TastesLikeDiabetes There's sugary and then there's fucking diabetes.]]

** What's especially funny about the above line is the fact that it’s not being trapped in a hellish game for all eternity that pisses her off, but rather the fact that she no longer has a vagina to use. [[SarcasmMode gee,]] [[AllWomenAreLustful wonder why that's the case...]]

-->'''Nanette:''' ''(infuriated)'' Okay... stealing my pussy is a red fucking line!
** What's especially funny about the above line is the fact that it’s not being trapped in a hellish game for all eternity that pisses her off, but rather the fact that she no longer has a vagina to use. Go figure!

-->'''Lacie''': I don't like... your... Head! Your entire head is ''ridiculous'' to me!

-->'''Lacie''': Your face is a fucking biological car crash that made Picasso screw his eyes up and say, "Well, that just doesn't make sense."

* And, in a simultaneously funny and awesome moment, the episode ends on an AtomicFBomb, both with giant smiles on their faces.

* Hector's "pep talk" to Kenny in ''Shut Up and Dance'' [[spoiler: to get him to rob the bank]]:

--->'''Walton''': For he's a jolly good fellooooowwwww, and so say - ''[[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption OH MY FUCK]]''.

--->'''Daly''': [[VillainousBreakdown If you thought what happened to you in the past was bad, that was nothing! What I'm going to do to you is going to be goddamn fucking biblical!]] [[BreakThemByTalking I'm literally going to turn your insides out. But, I'll keep you alive, in tiny little jars! And there you'll stay until I'm bored of you--]]
--->'''Cole''': [[LampshadeHanging Why are we listening to this?]]\\

--->Uh huh, you ''better'' run! King of space, right here! (sighs) King of space...

* Jack driving the van. She's not very good at it.

--> '''Ashley:''' You have to shut up.
* Ashley's reaction to seeing the mouse van, despite the fact it's her only option.

* Walton is the MVP of the episode.
--->'''Walton''': For he's a jolly good fellooooowwwww, and so say - ''[[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption OH MY FUCK]]''.
* Daly has to take a quick break from the game to get his pizza, which has everyone, including the villain and the monster he summoned, to drop character and relax for a moment. And when the pause ends, everyone immediately gets back into character. Save for Nanette, who puts on a "kung-fu" pose before looking at herself as if she's confused by what she's doing.

* They're all so bored out of their skulls that Lowry laments the fact that she "Can't even have the basic fucking pleasure of pushing out a shit." A comment that leads to Tulaska commenting with a sigh that she likewise yearns for something as simple.

--->'''Walton''': For he's a jolly good fellooooowwwww, and so say - ''OH MY FUCK''.

--->'''Cole''': [[LampshadeHanging Why are we listening to this?]]
--->'''Tulaska''': [[PrecisionFStrike Yeah, fuck him!]] ([[ShutUpHannibal turns off intercom]])

* Ashley Too going on a rant about how if Jack and Rachel aren't going to help her get to Ashley's house then she'll get there by herself... [[FailedAttemptAtDrama and then she falls off Rachel's table. When Rachel stabilizes her, Ashley Too tries to exit the room... only to realize that she can't open the door and asks Rachel and Jack if they can do it for her.]]

* Jack driving the van. She's not very good at it, and when Ashley calls her out on it...

--> '''Ashley:''' (A groan that can best be described as "fuck my life.")

* The Website/{{Buzzfeed}} quiz [[https://www.buzzfeed.com/natalyalobanova/how-would-you-die-in-an-episode-of-black-mirror?bffbuk&utm_term=.rfvallrr2#.lbBV33YYo "What Ironic Death Would You Die If You Were In 'Black Mirror'?"]] has some funny possible answers, proving that even though it's mirroring ''Black Mirror''[='=]s horror (by DeathByIrony), it's just as tongue-in-cheek funny.

* Anything [[Recap/BlackMirrorTheWaldoMoment Waldo]] says. [[spoiler:Until the second half of the episode, that is]].
* Hector's "pep talk" to Kenny in ''Shut Up and Dance'' [[spoiler: to get him to rob the bank]]:
-->'''Hector:''' Your hot little face, blurred fist, dick burping fucking spunk everywhere - your mum's gonna love that on Facebook, Twitter, Insta-fucking-whatever. Toss in the cunts at work, calling you 'Spurty Mcgoo', laughing at your cum face, making it their desktop wallpaper...it's not just weeks, we're talking years here. Pictures hang about on Google like a gypsy fucking curse! There's no cure for the internet, it would never go away. It would be glued to your name, a fucking stain on you! I'd hang myself if that was me. Crack my fucking neck at the first opportunity.
* The flirtatious insult exchange between Lacie and the TallDarkAndHandsome man in the opposite cell in ''Nosedive''.

* This gem from ''USS Callister'':

** Walton is the MVP of the episode.

** The crew gets tired of listening to Daly's threats while [[spoiler: attempting to escape from him through a wormhole]] and decides to turn off the intercom to shut him up:

** For that matter, [[spoiler:Creator/AaronPaul]]'s cameo at the end of the episode, more or less acting as ''the {{Foil}}'' to Daly.

** They're all so bored out of their skulls that Lowry laments the fact that she "Can't even have the basic fucking pleasure of pushing out a shit." A comment that leads to Tulaska commenting with a sigh that she likewise yearns for something as simple.
* The sex scene between Frank and Nicola in ''Hang the DJ'', due to how Nicola acts during the whole thing.
** When Nicola criticizes Frank for eating garlic dip, he eats some more right in front of her as a ''hilarious'' “fuck you” towards her.
* Frank and Amy in ''Hang the DJ'' are ridiculously funny people, that is until their forced relationships get bleak. They're joking around right from the moment they meet.
* While a very bleak episode, ''Metalhead'' had a pretty funny moment in the beginning when the characters are talking about pigs and arseholes.

** Also Rolo's [[spoiler:cursing at Nish when she uploads his consciousness into her father's virtual one. She can't hear him and, as she notes, her father can't talk. But from the look on her father's face, he's clearly enjoying every minute of it and would probably laugh if he could at Rolo finally getting a taste of his own medicine.]]
** Rolo explaining the principle of the pain transfer device to Dr. Dawson via two taxidermied lab rats named Kenny and Hector.
* When [[Recap/BlackMirrorRachelJackAndAshleyToo Ashley Too]]'s [[spoiler:limiter gets removed by Jack]], the first thing she says after a moment of inactivity is: [[spoiler:"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!! GET THIS FUCKING CABLE OUT OF MY ASS!! Holy shit! It's like a wire hanger in my butt hole!"]]

* Meta: The Website/{{Buzzfeed}} quiz [[https://www.buzzfeed.com/natalyalobanova/how-would-you-die-in-an-episode-of-black-mirror?bffbuk&utm_term=.rfvallrr2#.lbBV33YYo "What Ironic Death Would You Die If You Were In 'Black Mirror'?"]] has some funny possible answers, proving that even though it's mirroring ''Black Mirror''[='=]s horror (by DeathByIrony), it's just as tongue-in-cheek funny.

-->'''Hector:''' Your hot little face, blurred fist, dick burping fucking spunk everywhere...your mum's gonna love that on Facebook, Twitter, Insta-fucking-whatever. Toss in the cunts at work, calling you 'Spurty Mcgoo', laughing at your cum face, making it their desktop wallpaper...it's not just weeks, we're talking years here. Pictures hang about on Google like a gypsy fucking curse! There's no cure for the internet, it would never go away. It would be glued to your name, a fucking stain on you! I'd hang myself if that was me. Crack my fucking neck at the first opportunity.

* When [[Recap/BlackMirrorRachelJackAndAshleyToo Ashley Too]]'s [[spoiler:limiter gets removed by Jack]], the first thing she says after a moment of inactivity is: [[spoiler:"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!! GET THIS FUCKING CABLE OUT OF MY ASS!! Holy shit! It's like a wire anchor in my butt hole!"]]

-->'''Hector:''' Your hot little face, blurred fist, dick burping fucking spunk everywhere. Your mum's gonna love that on Facebook, Twitter, Insta-fucking-whatever...toss in the cunts at work, calling you 'Spurty Mcgoo', laughing at your cum face, making it their desktop wallpaper...it's not just weeks, we're talking years here. Pictures hang about on Google like a gypsy fucking curse! There's no cure for the internet, it would never go away. It would be glued to your name, a fucking stain on you! I'd hang myself if that was me. Crack my fucking neck at the first opportunity.

-->'''Hector:''' Your hot little face, blurred fist, dick burping fucking spunk everywhere. Your mum's gonna love that on Facebook, Twitter, Insta-fucking-whatever...toss in the cunts at work, calling you 'Spurty Mcgoo', laughing at your cum face, making it their desktop wallpaper...there's no cure for the internet, it would never go away. It would be glued to your name, a fucking stain on you. I'd hang myself if that was me. Crack my fucking neck at the first opportunity.