History Funny / BarRescue

** Even Taffer's reactions are pure gold. At one point, he gets so irritated by the constant "All in" chirps, that Gaffer delivers this gem:
-->'''Taffer''': If he says "All in" one more time, I'm gonna put my fucking fist right through his mouth.

* At the Crossroads Grille (which is not yet the Gaddy Shack), the surviving bartenders and servers appear to be crushing on Derrick Turner (the episode's mixologist). But one of them is comparing his shaking motions (the preparation of the cocktail) to dancing the samba. Poor guy is blushing the whole time!

* Mia is doing recon at Mac and Chester's and gets dispatched to the separate bar out at the softball hut. She asks what the specialty drink is and gets answered, "Slut Hut Special." Mia is utterly flabbergasted and speechless.

* Mia is doing recon at Mac and Chester's and gets dispatched to the separate bar out at the softball hut. She asks what the specialty drink is and gets answered, "Slut Hut Special." She is stunned speechless.

'''Dirty Red:''' Eh, it can't be any worse than gonorrhea, right?

* The "[[InformedAttribute chef]]" from Fairways Golf and Grill provided plenty of [[ComedicSociopathy schadenfreude]] as he struggled, and failed, to prepare even the most basic food properly, and failed to demonstrate any knowledge of how to run a kitchen. What made it funny was that [[ConsummateLiar he stuck to his claims his culinary qualifications,]] even as it became obvious that ''he couldn't even make a burger properly.''

** James proves to be more than up to the job, though he freely admits he's not a culinary expert.

* The "[[InformedAttribute chef]]" from Fairways Golf and Grill provided plenty of [[ComedicSociopathy schadenfreude]] as he struggled, and failed, to prepare even the most basic food properly, and failed to demonstrate any knowledge of how to run a kitchen. What made it funny was that [[ConsummateLiar he continued to lie about his culinary qualifications,]] even as it became obvious that ''he couldn't even make a burger properly.''

** However, towards the end of the episode, he starts looking more like a JerkassWoobie, after he's fired and his sous-chef James is promoted to his former position. Not only has he been psychologically broken from being exposed as an incompetent liar, but his best friend has (understandably) turned against him and he's unemployed. TheStinger tells us that, six weeks after the rescue, Kevin is ''still'' constantly calling, looking to get his job back.

* The "[[InformedAttribute chef]]" from Fairways Golf and Grill provided plenty of [[ComedicSociopathy schadenfreude]] as he struggled, and failed, to prepare even the most basic food properly, and failed to demonstrate any knowledge of how to run a kitchen. What made it funny was that [[ConsummateLiar he continued to lie about his qualifications,]] even as it became obvious that ''he couldn't even make a burger properly.''

** However, towards the end of the episode, he starts looking more like a JerkassWoobie, after he's fired and his sous-chef is promoted to his former position. Not only has he been psychologically broken from being proven as an incompetent liar, but his best friend has (understandably) turned against him and he's unemployed. TheStinger tells us that, six weeks after the rescue, the owner is still getting calls from the chef, looking to get his job back.

"" Taffer himself [[ActuallyPrettyFunny even laughs several times]] while watching him.

** His Reaction upon first meeting Taffer: {{Oh Crap}}

--> '''Drunk Guy:''' It's a good job, cleaning video.
--> '''Mystery Diner:''' Absolutely.
--> '''Drunk Guy:''' [[NonSequitur Because we all gotta' pee.]]
--> ''Drunk Guy leans back like he just imparted great worldly wisdom. Mystery Diner turns away with a "what the hell was that" look aimed right the camera.''

->'''Mike:''' Tip of the day: don't get the degreaser in your peepee, it stings.\\
'''Dirty Red:''' Eh, it can't be any worse than gonorrhea, right?\\

* In the episode featuring Piratz Tavern, the head "[[LethalChef chef]]" Jucianno attempts to show his "signature dish" to the chef Taffer brings in, having never tasted it himself. The dish is just chicken strips [[FireBreathingDiner with enough red-hot pepper spices on it to qualify as chemical weapons]]. The chef is nearly overwhelmed just by getting a scent of it, and when does he take a bite, he instantly spit it out. The chef then tells Jucianno to try it, at which point he almost immediately wheels around and spits it out into a trash bin.

--> You were terrible at running a bar so I built you an autobody shop.

* On the Joe's Thirsty Lizard episode ("Mississippi Rears") Jon makes the management face [[ThePigpen Dirty Red]] with the ultimatum of either cleaning his wreck of a kitchen or losing his job. In response, he pulls an all-nighter cleaning the place, to the point where he has no time to go home and clean ''himself'' up. Cue multiple FanDisservice shots as he showers using the dishwashing equipment. Then the rest of the staff (and Taffer) walk in on him:

* On the Joe's Thirsty Lizard episode ("Mississippi Rears") Jon faces [[ThePigpen Dirty Red]] with the ultimatum of either cleaning his wreck of a kitchen or losing his job. That's just the kick-in-the-ass Red needs, and he pulls an all-nighter cleaning the place, to the point where he has no time to go home and clean ''himself'' up. Cue multiple FanDisservice shots as he showers using the dishwashing equipment. Then the rest of the staff (and Taffer) walk in on him:

* On the Joe's Thirsty Lizard episode ("Mississippi Rears") Jon faces [[ThePigpen Dirty Red]] with the ultimatum of either cleaning his wreck of a kitchen or losing his job. That's just the kick-in-the-ass Red needs, and he pulls an all-nighter cleaning the place, to the point where he has no time to go home and clean ''himself'' up. Cue multiple FanDisservice shots as he showers using the kitchen equipment. Then the rest of the staff (and Taffer) walk in on him:

'''Dirty Red:''' Eh, it can't be any worse than gonorrhea.

* On The Joe's Thirsty Lizard episode ("Mississippi Rears") Jon faces [[ThePigpen Dirty Red]] with the ultimatum of either cleaning his wreck of a kitchen or losing his job. That's just the kick-in-the-ass Red needs, and he pulls an all-nighter cleaning the place, to the point where he has no time to go home and clean ''himself'' up. Cue multiple FanDisservice shots as he showers using the kitchen equipment. Then the rest of the staff (and Taffer) walk in on him:

->"Tip of the day: don't get degreaser up your peepee, it burns."\\
'''Dirty Red:''' Eh, it can't be worse than gonorrhea.

* On The Joe's Thirsty Lizard episode ("Mississippi Rears") Jon faces [[ThePigpen Dirty Red]] with the ultimatum of either cleaning his wreck of a kitchen or losing his job. That's just the kick-in-the-ass Red needs, and he pulls an all-nighter cleaning the place, to the point where he has no time to go home and clean ''himself'' up. Cue multiple FanDisservice shots as he showers with the kitchen equipment. Then the rest of the staff (and Taffer) walk in on him:

* On The Joe's Thirsty Lizard episode ("Mississippi Rears") Jon faces [[ThePigpen Dirty Red]] with the ultimatum of either cleaning his wreck of a kitchen or losing his job. That's just the kick-in-the-ass Red needs, and he pulls an all-nighter cleaning the place, to the point where he has no time to clean ''himself'' up. Cue multiple FanDisservice shots as he showers with the kitchen equipment. Then the rest of the staff (and Taffer) walk in on him:

** However, towards the end of the episode, he starts looking more like a JerkassWoobie, after he's fired and his sous-chef is promoted to his former position. Not only has he been psychologically broken from being proven as an incompetent liar, but his best friend has (understandably) turned against him and he's unemployed. [[spoiler: TheStinger tells us that, six weeks after the rescue, the owner is still getting calls from the chef, looking to get his job back.]]

* In the episode featuring Chilleen's, a horse walked into a bar. Yes, someone rode a live horse into the bar, right in front of Taffer.
** And then [[RoadApples it crapped on the floor]].

* The WhereAreTheyNewEpilogue after Jon rescues Speakeasy/Second Line Co. The last message reveals that "Amanda is no longer twerking."