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---> ''"I ''"Minstrels from Italia? I am going to enjoy this."''
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--->'''Ezio:''' Prego?
--->'''Yusuf:''' Forgive me. I'm not familiar with that Italian gibberish.
--->'''Yusuf:''' Forgive me. I'm not familiar with that Italian gibberish.
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-->''Before Rodrigo was the pope / He was a man of vices / And once he gained the Holy See / He raised his vices' prices.''
-->''Vieri, o Vieri / Yes he of Pazzi fame / Was just as mad as his old man / And ended just the same.''
-->''Proud Romagna's iron lady / A rose of tempered steel / Could raise the ardor of a corpse / And teach a stone to feel.''
-->''Vieri, o Vieri / Yes he of Pazzi fame / Was just as mad as his old man / And ended just the same.''
-->''Proud Romagna's iron lady / A rose of tempered steel / Could raise the ardor of a corpse / And teach a stone to feel.''
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--->'''Ezio''': [[ReallyGetsAround His]] ''[[ReallyGetsAround cazzo]]'' [[ReallyGesAround (cock) was engaged to six others]].
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--->'''Ezio''': [[ReallyGetsAround His]] ''[[ReallyGetsAround cazzo]]'' [[ReallyGesAround [[ReallyGetsAround (cock) was engaged to six others]].
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--->'''Ezio''': A dog. He was engaged to my sister many years ago.
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--->'''Ezio''': A dog.''Un cane'' (A dog). He was engaged to my sister many years ago.
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--->'''Ezio''': [[ReallyGetsAround His cock His]] ''[[ReallyGetsAround cazzo]]'' [[ReallyGesAround (cock) was engaged to six others]].
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*** Also possibly a reference to [[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/1148-Assassins-Creed-2 Yahtzee's review of Assassin's Creed II]]:
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*** Also possibly a reference to [[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/1148-Assassins-Creed-2 Yahtzee's review review]] of Assassin's Creed II]]:''VideoGame/AssassinsCreedII''.
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-->'''Ezio:''' When I was your age my interests were... (distracted by a beautiful woman [[note]] [[EarlyBirdCameo Sofia]] [[/note]]) were mainly... Salve. (hello)
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-->'''Ezio:''' When I was your age my interests were... (distracted by a beautiful woman [[note]] [[EarlyBirdCameo Sofia]] [[/note]]) [[note]]Sofia[[/note]]) were mainly... Salve. (hello)
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* Gameplaywise, since Ezio does not gain notoriety when walking with Yusuf in Istanbul in the beginning,players can choose to steal everyone they can reach without consequence.
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-->'''Yusuf:''' Ah ah ah! Don’t touch that! One wrong move and BANG! The building comes down.
-->'''Ezio:''' Are you serious?
-->'''Yusuf:''' ''[Guffaws]'' The look on your face! Here, I’ll show you.
-->'''Ezio:''' Are you serious?
-->'''Yusuf:''' ''[Guffaws]'' The look on your face! Here, I’ll show you.
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-->'''Yusuf:''' Ezio Auditore de... [[OverlyLongName la la la.]]
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--->'''Suleiman:''' It is a relief to see you again, ''il mio bel menestrello'' ([[HoYay my handsome minstrel]]). Did I say that right?
--->'''Ezio:''' Well enough.
--->'''Ezio:''' Well enough.
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-->'''Duccio''': Do you not feel the magnetism?
-->'''Sofia''': I feel many things, messere. Nausea above all.
-->'''Sofia''': I feel many things, messere. Nausea above all.
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-->'''Sofia''': ''[with a WTF expression]'' Who was that?
-->'''Ezio''': A dog. He was engaged to my sister many years ago.
-->'''Sofia''': What happened?
-->'''Ezio''': [[ReallyGetsAround His cock was engaged to six others]].
-->'''Ezio''': A dog. He was engaged to my sister many years ago.
-->'''Sofia''': What happened?
-->'''Ezio''': [[ReallyGetsAround His cock was engaged to six others]].
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-->'''Guard:''' Our rack is in for repairs, but if you insist, we can still provide you with ''quality impalement services.''
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-->'''Guard:''' Our We broke the garrotting bench last night, and our rack is in for repairs, but if you insist, we can still provide you with ''quality impalement services.''
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* The guards have taken more than a few levels in sass this time around; if Ezio walks too close to them, they'll push him back with a snarky threat. For example:
-->'''Guard:''' Our rack is in for repairs, but if you insist, we can still provide you with ''quality impalement services.''
-->'''Guard:''' Our rack is in for repairs, but if you insist, we can still provide you with ''quality impalement services.''
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** The kick is (as Suleiman's uncle berates the guard captain) that some foreign minstrel save Suleiman from assassination while royal guards can't.
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** The kick is (as Suleiman's uncle berates the guard captain) that some foreign minstrel save saves Suleiman from assassination while royal guards can't.
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-->'''Duccio:''' ''[he recognizes you]'' Ah! ''Il diavolo in persona!'' (The devil himself!) Stay back!
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-->'''Duccio:''' ''[he recognizes you]'' Ezio]'' Ah! ''Il diavolo in persona!'' (The devil himself!) Stay back!
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** Also worth mentioning is that Duccio is positively terrified - no bravado or attempts to insult Claudia - and actually warns an amused Sofia to run, too.
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** Also worth mentioning is that Duccio is positively terrified - no bravado or attempts to insult Claudia - and actually even warns an amused Sofia to run, too.
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** And Ezio's rather succinct summary of how Duccio was to a confused Sofia.
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** And Ezio's rather succinct summary of how his feud with Duccio was started to a confused Sofia.
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** The reaction of the guy getting kicked is also funny. [[spoiler: Immediately after being disarmed, the assassin backs off and salutes, and also shifts from red to blue in Eagle Sense. One imagines that Altaïr is giving them an DisappointedInYou scowl while holding their weapon and the full grown professional soldier responding like a unruly child who has just been chastened.]]
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** The reaction of the guy getting kicked is also funny. [[spoiler: Immediately after being disarmed, the assassin backs off and salutes, and also shifts from red to blue in Eagle Sense. One imagines that Altaïr is giving them an a DisappointedInYou scowl while holding their weapon and the full grown professional soldier responding like a an unruly child who has just been chastened.]]
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-->'''Sofia:''' Che presuntuoso. (Presumptuous.)
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-->'''Sofia:''' Che presuntuoso. (Presumptuous.(Presumptuous- although the subtitles translate it as ‘go bury your head,’ which is even better.)
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**The reaction of the guy getting kicked is also funny. [[spoiler: Immediately after being disarmed, the assassin backs off and salutes, and also shifts from red to blue in Eagle Sense. One imagines that Altaïr is giving them an DisappointedInYou scowl while holding their weapon and the full grown professional soldier responding like a unruly child who has just been chastened.]]
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* You can sometimes overhear conversations while you're blending with a group, some of which are ripe with humor. For example:
-->'''Civilian:''' Don't you find my vest a little garish? [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall As if some artist had decided to rely upon randomly-generated color combinations?]] [[SelfDeprecation It's very unprofessional!]]
-->'''Civilian:''' Don't you find my vest a little garish? [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall As if some artist had decided to rely upon randomly-generated color combinations?]] [[SelfDeprecation It's very unprofessional!]]
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** Also before Ezio arrives to chase him off, Sofia's complete disdain for Duccio's attempts at seduction:
-->'''Duccio''': Do you not feel the magnetism?
-->'''Sofia'': I feel many things, messere. Nausea above all.
** And Ezio's rather succinct summary of how Duccio was to a confused Sofia.
-->'''Sofia''': ''[with a WTF expression]'' Who was that?
-->'''Ezio''': A dog. He was engaged to my sister many years ago.
-->'''Sofia''': What happened?
-->'''Ezio''': [[ReallyGetsAround His cock was engaged to six others]].
-->'''Duccio''': Do you not feel the magnetism?
-->'''Sofia'': I feel many things, messere. Nausea above all.
** And Ezio's rather succinct summary of how Duccio was to a confused Sofia.
-->'''Sofia''': ''[with a WTF expression]'' Who was that?
-->'''Ezio''': A dog. He was engaged to my sister many years ago.
-->'''Sofia''': What happened?
-->'''Ezio''': [[ReallyGetsAround His cock was engaged to six others]].
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** What makes this even more ''outrageously'' hilarious is that he was commenting on Suleiman I's rather busy and professional lifestyle, and despite utterly ''failing'' at describing how his youth was in comparison, he still manages to get the point across regardless.
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* The mission where you track down and kill Manuel has Ezio cause chaos in the city to flush him out. Manuel emerges on a rooftop to address the people.
-->'''Manuel:''' Citizens! Soldiers! Compose yourselves. Do not give in to fear! We are the true shepherds of Constantinopolis. We are the lords of this land. We are Byzantines. Kouráyo! (Have courage!) Stand fast! Do not let anyone break your--(''*sees Ezio approaching*'')--[[OhCrap Ah, skatá]]. (Shit.)"
-->'''Manuel:''' Citizens! Soldiers! Compose yourselves. Do not give in to fear! We are the true shepherds of Constantinopolis. We are the lords of this land. We are Byzantines. Kouráyo! (Have courage!) Stand fast! Do not let anyone break your--(''*sees Ezio approaching*'')--[[OhCrap Ah, skatá]]. (Shit.)"
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-->'''Ezio:''' When I was your age my interests were... (distracted by a beautiful woman) were mainly... Salve. (hello)
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-->'''Ezio:''' When I was your age my interests were... (distracted by a beautiful woman) woman [[note]] [[EarlyBirdCameo Sofia]] [[/note]]) were mainly... Salve. (hello)
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* During the Den Defense missions, some Byzantine soldiers [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere give up and start fleeing.]] One of the EnemyChatter lines is:
-->''I quit! I'm going back to selling FISH!''
-->''I quit! I'm going back to selling FISH!''
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Sure Why Not is now Ascended Fanon. It\'s also Trivia. Bad examples and ZCE are being removed - If you disagree, feel free to restore with proper context.
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--->'''Ezio:''' [[SureWhyNot Well enough]].enough.
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** Not to mention how Ezio seems rather delighted at the opportunity to beat up the minstrels for the outfit.
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** Not to mention how Ezio seems rather delighted at the opportunity to [[TakeThatScrappy beat up the minstrels minstrels]] for the outfit.outfit. [[AscendedFanon The players agree]].
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*** [[Advertising/TheMostInterestingManInTheWorld Ezio is the most interesting Assassin in Constantinople.]] [[MemeticMutation He doesn't always assassinate Templars, but when he does,]] [[AwesomeYetPractical he uses the Hookblade.]]
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*** [[Advertising/TheMostInterestingManInTheWorld Ezio is the most interesting Assassin in Constantinople.]] [[MemeticMutation He doesn't always assassinate Templars, but when he does,]] [[AwesomeYetPractical [[SimpleYetAwesome he uses the Hookblade.]]
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** Even better, it maintains Desmond's outfit perfectly and includes all the weapons... Except the [[GrapplingHookPistol Hookblade]]. Which becomes utterly hilarious when you see Desmond flying through the air without a connection to anything, stabbing through a {{Mook}} with his fingers, or throwing them with what looks like TheForce. Desmond is a [[StarWars Jedi!]]
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** Even better, it maintains Desmond's outfit perfectly and includes all the weapons... Except the [[GrapplingHookPistol Hookblade]]. Which becomes utterly hilarious when you see Desmond flying through the air without a connection to anything, stabbing through a {{Mook}} with his fingers, or throwing them with what looks like TheForce. Desmond is a [[StarWars [[Franchise/StarWars Jedi!]]
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*** [[Advertising/TheMostInterestingManInTheWorld Ezio is the most interesting Assassin in Constantinople.]] [[MemeticMutation He doesn't always assassinate Templars, but when he does,]] [[AwesomeYetPractical he uses the HookBlade.]]
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*** [[Advertising/TheMostInterestingManInTheWorld Ezio is the most interesting Assassin in Constantinople.]] [[MemeticMutation He doesn't always assassinate Templars, but when he does,]] [[AwesomeYetPractical he uses the HookBlade.Hookblade.]]
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-->'''Yusuf:''' Ezio Auditore de... [[OverlyLongName la la la.]] Also possibly a reference to [[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/1148-Assassins-Creed-2 Yahtzee's review of Assassin's Creed II]]:
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-->'''Yusuf:''' Ezio Auditore de... [[OverlyLongName la la la.]] ]]
*** Also possibly a reference to [[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/1148-Assassins-Creed-2 Yahtzee's review of Assassin's Creed II]]:
*** Also possibly a reference to [[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/1148-Assassins-Creed-2 Yahtzee's review of Assassin's Creed II]]:
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Natter and This Troper.
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** Creepy or no, this troper can attest that a "Shirley Templar" is actually pretty tasty!
