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--> "Hey! What are you doing?" ''(slap)'' "Here!" ''(stuffs a wad of money down his throat)'' "Go buy a nicotine patch!" ''(shoves him off his feet)''

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--> "Hey! What are you doing?" ''(slap)'' "Here!" ''(stuffs a wad of money down his throat)'' "Go buy a nicotine patch!" ''(shoves him off his feet)''feet)''
* Archer's inadvertent taunting of Barry after having sex with his girlfriend in "Job Offer".
-->'''Archer''': Seriously, I must reek of her. Here, can you smell her on me?

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** "Get him out of here, because these ''corporate munchers'' owe me ''six hundred and thirty dollars'' for my ''goddamn '''FLEX ACCOUNT!'''''"

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** "Get him out of here, because these ''corporate munchers'' bag-munchers'' owe me ''six hundred and thirty dollars'' for my ''goddamn '''FLEX ACCOUNT!'''''"


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** "Immigrants, with their lowriders, full of free healthcare and ''snow''.
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-->'''Jakov''': ...doesn't it?
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* "Hey, it's not my fault the Pope won't let me wear a condom!"

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* "Hey, it's not my fault the Pope won't let me wear a condom!"condom!"
* Archer's treatment of the man smoking the cigar in "Skytanic."
--> "Hey! What are you doing?" ''(slap)'' "Here!" ''(stuffs a wad of money down his throat)'' "Go buy a nicotine patch!" ''(shoves him off his feet)''
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** "Get him out of here, because these ''corporate munchers'' owe me ''six hundred and thirty dollars'' for my 'goddamn '''FLEX ACCOUNT!'''''"

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** "Get him out of here, because these ''corporate munchers'' owe me ''six hundred and thirty dollars'' for my 'goddamn ''goddamn '''FLEX ACCOUNT!'''''"
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** "Get him out of here, because these ''corporate munchers'' owe me ''six hundred and thirty dollars'' for my 'goddamn '''FLEX ACCOUNT!'''''"
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-->'''Mallory''': And that makes it ''better''?

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-->'''Mallory''': And that makes it ''better''?''better''?
* "Hey, it's not my fault the Pope won't let me wear a condom!"
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* "Shoot! Shoot, ''bitch''! DEMOCRACY IS AT STAKE!"

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* "Shoot! Shoot, ''bitch''! DEMOCRACY IS AT STAKE!"STAKE!"
* In "Honeypot" this exchange between Mallory and Major Jakov:
-->'''Mallory''': Wait, you set this whole thing up so I would have to move in with you and your mother?!
-->'''Jakov''': No! [[DiggingYourselfDeeper It was merely incompetence!]]
-->'''Mallory''': And that makes it ''better''?
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* "Rampage!"

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* "Rampage!""Rampage!"
* "Shoot! Shoot, ''bitch''! DEMOCRACY IS AT STAKE!"
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** Pam becoming Jamacian.

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** Pam becoming acting Jamacian.
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** Pam pretending to be Jamacian.

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** Pam pretending to be becoming Jamacian.
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* Skytanic: "'B,' [[spoiler:a]]s in 'butthole,' and '[[spoiler:M]],' [[spoiler:a]]s in '[[spoiler:m]]ancy!'"

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* Skytanic: "'B,' [[spoiler:a]]s as in 'butthole,' and '[[spoiler:M]],' [[spoiler:a]]s as in '[[spoiler:m]]ancy!'"
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-->'''Krieger:''' I'm kidding. There's a battery backup.

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-->'''Krieger:''' I'm kidding. There's a battery backup.backup.
* "Rampage!"
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** "Why was he dressed as Hitler?"

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-->'''Krieger:''' You see, the computer... has formed an ''AI.''
(Beat)
-->'''Malorie:''' WHAT?!?
-->'''Krieger:''' Ha ha, no, but seriously, it has a battery back up, and the only way to disable it is through that armored door.

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-->'''Malory:''' Just turn off the mainframe.
-->'''Lana:''' (holds up an unplugged power cord) Yeah, we tried that.
-->'''Malory:''' Then how is it still on?
-->'''Krieger:''' You see, Because the computer... worm has formed an ''AI.''
(Beat)
-->'''Malorie:''' WHAT?!?
turned the mainframe...into a sentient being.
-->'''(dramatic musical sting)'''
-->'''Malory:''' What?
-->'''Krieger:''' Ha ha, no, but seriously, it has I'm kidding. There's a battery back up, and the only way to disable it is through that armored door.backup.
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* "I've never seen an ocelot! . . . Holy shit, you guys, look at his little spots! . . . look at his tufted ears!"

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* "I've never seen an ocelot! . . . Holy shit, you guys, look at his little spots! . . . look at his tufted ears!"ears!"
* Krieger's explanation as to why he can't shut down the computer.
-->'''Krieger:''' You see, the computer... has formed an ''AI.''
(Beat)
-->'''Malorie:''' WHAT?!?
-->'''Krieger:''' Ha ha, no, but seriously, it has a battery back up, and the only way to disable it is through that armored door.
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* "I've never seen an Ocelot! . . . Holy shit, you guys, look at his little spots! . . . look at his tufted ears!"

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* "I've never seen an Ocelot! .ocelot! . . . Holy shit, you guys, look at his little spots! . . . look at his tufted ears!"
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-->'''Lana:''' And those were his last words.

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-->'''Lana:''' And those were his last words.words.
* "I've never seen an Ocelot! . . . Holy shit, you guys, look at his little spots! . . . look at his tufted ears!"
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* "How hard is it to poach a goddamn egg?...Seriously, Woodhouse, that's like Eggs 101."

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* "How hard is it to poach a goddamn egg?...Seriously, Woodhouse, that's like Eggs 101.""
* Another Danger Zone reference. After Conway gets away, stabbing Archer in the back (literally) in the process, as Lana's informing him:
-->'''Lana:''' Whoever he is, he ghosted an ID file onto our world-wide database.
-->'''Archer:''' Which you probably found while researching me...
-->'''Lana:''' *sigh*
-->'''Archer:''' Lana 'cause you're in the uh... Danger Zoooone! *cough from weakness*
-->'''Lana:''' And those were his last words.
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** "I guess I was too busy ''fantasizing'' about Archer and Lana having '''intercourse!!!'''"

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* "Immigrants, that's how they do y'know! Blasting all the raps and shooting all the jobs!"
* "Why was I dressed as Hitler?"

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* "Immigrants, that's how they do y'know! Blasting Driving around, blasting all the raps and shooting all the jobs!"
* "Why was I dressed as Hitler?"Hitler?"
* "How hard is it to poach a goddamn egg?...Seriously, Woodhouse, that's like Eggs 101."
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* "Immigrants, that's how they do y'know! Blasting all the raps and shooting all the jobs!"

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* "Immigrants, that's how they do y'know! Blasting all the raps and shooting all the jobs!"jobs!"
* "Why was I dressed as Hitler?"
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* Skytanic: "'B,' [[supersecretspoiler:a]]s in 'butthole,' and '[[supersecretspoiler:M]],' [[supersecretspoiler:a]]s in '[[supersecretspoiler:m]]ancy!'"

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* Skytanic: "'B,' [[supersecretspoiler:a]]s [[spoiler:a]]s in 'butthole,' and '[[supersecretspoiler:M]],' [[supersecretspoiler:a]]s '[[spoiler:M]],' [[spoiler:a]]s in '[[supersecretspoiler:m]]ancy!'"'[[spoiler:m]]ancy!'"

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* Kreger and LSD. That is all.

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* Kreger Krieger and LSD. That is all.


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* ''Mandingo 2: The Enslavening''
* Krieger's virtual girlfriend and the PlanetOfTheApes reference right after said "girl" is on-screen.
* Lana? Lana? Lana? LAAAANAAAAAA!
** ''WHAT?''
*** Danger Zone
* "Immigrants, that's how they do y'know! Blasting all the raps and shooting all the jobs!"

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* "I'm sorry, your authority is not recognised in FORT KICKASS!"

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* "I'm sorry, your authority is not recognised recognized in FORT KICKASS!"


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--> ''Racist.''
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* "I'm sorry, your authority is not recognised in FORT KICKASS!"

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* "I'm sorry, your authority is not recognised in FORT KICKASS!"KICKASS!"
* Kreger and LSD. That is all.
** Pam pretending to be Jamacian.
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** And the best thing is he's learning.

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** And the best thing is he's learning.learning.
* "I'm sorry, your authority is not recognised in FORT KICKASS!"
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* I call Him Fister Roboto.

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* I call Him Fister Roboto.Roboto.
** And the best thing is he's learning.
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*Skytanic: "'B,' [[supersecretspoiler:a]]s in 'butthole,' and '[[supersecretspoiler:M]],' [[supersecretspoiler:a]]s in '[[supersecretspoiler:m]]ancy!'"

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*Skytanic: "'B,' [[supersecretspoiler:a]]s in 'butthole,' and '[[supersecretspoiler:M]],' [[supersecretspoiler:a]]s in '[[supersecretspoiler:m]]ancy!'"'[[supersecretspoiler:m]]ancy!'"
* I call Him Fister Roboto.
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Click the edit button to start this new page. *Skytanic: "'B,' [[supersecretspoiler:a]]s in 'butthole,' and '[[supersecretspoiler:M]],' [[supersecretspoiler:a]]s in '[[supersecretspoiler:m]]ancy!'"

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