History Funny / AgentCarter

-->'''Peggy:''' Mr. Jarvis, could you possibly bring the car around?
-->'''Jarvis:''' Sure, when would you like it?
-->'''Peggy:''' [[CasualDangerDialog Oh, in about 20 seconds.]]

-->'''Jarvis:''' Where are you?
-->'''Peggy:''' Just keep driving!
-->'''Jarvis:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Could you be slightly more specific?]]
-->'''Peggy:''' NO!

* While offering [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carrot_and_stick carrot and stick]] agreement to a suspect, SSR showed the guy ''[[LiteralMetaphor literal]]'' carrot and stick. Becomes FunnyAneurysmMoment when he actually, initially, choose the stick, despite the consequence for it is [[JackBauerInterrogationTechnique obvious]]. In the later scene, it turns out the guy tore the stick apart with his teeth!

* [[https://twitter.com/HayleyAtwell/status/555104260522647553 "Dominic Cooper finds yet another inanimate object to abuse on set".]]

* Peggy offends Jarvis by calling a cab for the airport rather than letting them spend a bit more time together as he drives her. Ana convinces her to let him do it, and before she even finishes agreeing he does a ''flying leap'' back out the door to get started.

* Peggy stops by the Jarvis residence to say goodbye. Jarvis offers to drive her to the airport, but Peggy says she's already called a cab. Jarvis is offended, and Ana insists that Peggy let him drive her, or he'll be in a bad mood for the rest of the day. The ''second'' Ana calls him over, he does a happy leap, practically clicking his heels together midair.

* Peggy being exposed to the domestic interactions between Edwin and his wife Anna (complete with a brief {{Sexophone}} riff) and [[TheComicallySerious her attempts to maintain a straight face]] are a sight to behold. Anna's [[DeadpanSnarker witty repartee]] is also not wanting at all:
--> ''(After Jarvis is snogged witless by Anna)''

--> '''Anna''': ''(laughs shrilly)'' He's too easy. ''(Peggy stares at her dumbfounded)'' What's that look?

--> '''Anna''': Like Mr. Jarvis? In a girdle?

--> '''Anna''': [[NoHeroToHisValet From his tales of your heroics, I was expecting a strongman in a wig]], hm-hm.

** Comic-Con 2015 gave us [[http://theinsightfulpanda.com/2015/07/13/the-marvel-dubsmash-war-of-sdcc-2015-when-agents-collide-everyone-wins/ a Dubsmash war]] between the casts of ''Agent Carter'' and ''Series/AgentsOfSHIELD''. A highlight on ''Carter'''s end include Hayley and James D'Arcy [[https://twitter.com/HayleyAtwell/status/619953071150473217 lip-syncing to "Uh Oh"]] by Chloe Wang (a.k.a. Chloe "Daisy Johnson" Bennet). And after the ''SHIELD'' cast's epic "We Are the Champions" lip-sync, James is [[https://twitter.com/IMBrettDalton/status/620084346972565504 highly amused]]. Hayley...[[https://twitter.com/HayleyAtwell/status/620092514628833280 less so]].

-->'''Peggy''': Don't worry, I'll never reveal that Howard Stark's dead body is lying rotting in the bottom of a dumbwriter shaft.

** When Peggy returns and asks who he was talking to, Jarvis responds: "A future mafioso." {{Foreshadowing}} [[{{Series/Daredevil}} the Kingpin?]]

* The Captain America Radio Hour, particularly how they portray Peggy as a generic DamselInDistress and how Peggy herself is understandably pissed about this. Her long DeathGlare at the radio playing that program at the beginning of the episode is hilarious.

-->'''Thompson:''' For the record, if it was me, I would have let him blow you both away.

-->'''Samberly, panicking:''' Chief, what do we do?
'''Thompson and Sousa:''' Do as Peggy says!

* Peggy and Sousa argue about whether [[spoiler:Wilkes is a hostile or a hostage]], with Sousa saying pointing a gun at Peggy made him an enemy, while Peggy says that Sousa let [[spoiler:Wilkes get the uranium]] by caving into his holding a gun on Peggy. Wilkes asks if she wouldn't have done the same, and Thompson then chimes in.

* Sousa and Thompson, who never agree on anything, both yelling at Samberley ''in perfect unison'' to follow Peggy's plan.
** They say "Do as Peggy says!" the same line Peggy herself uses in The Iron Ceiling.

'''Dottie:''' It'll be quick.

* Peggy, Jarvis, and Dr. Wilkes are discussing the plan to [[spoiler:break into another Roxxon facility]]. Peggy wonders how they're going to diffuse the atomic bombs; Sousa, experimenting with a salami "rod" chips in it's not his first time doing so. Until...

-->'''Manfredi''': She thinks you're the devil. (''Nonna says something in Italian and spits.'')

'''Dr. Wilkes:''' [[TakeThat You just destroyed]] [[DeadpanSnarker all of Los Angeles.]]\\

'''Jarvis:''' He appears to be rubbing elbows with Ms. Frost and Mr. Chadwick.

''[Peggy slowly limps forwards and presses the button a second time]''

* After opening a rift to another dimension and what does Howard Stark do? he starts playing golf with it. Jarvis suggests that when trying to shoot a golf ball into a rip in the fabric of reality, one should use a seven iron.

* While Peggy searches the empty apartment of a Stark ex she suspects is the Leviathan agent, she puts Jarvis in charge of watching the hallway for interlopers. Jarvis is immediately spotted by a chubby kid sucking on a lolipop who stares silently at Jarvis while Jarvis tries to give various lame excuses to justify his presence there/get the kid to go away. Finally, Jarvis gives the kid money, at which point the kid grins and runs away.

** When Peggy returns and asks who he was talking to, Jarvis responds: "A future mafioso."

'''Sousa:''' [[CasualDangerDialogue Sounds like a bomb to me.]] "[fumbles with forceps, drops the salami on the floor]\\
'''Dr. Wilkes:''' [[DeadpanSnarker You just destroyed all of Los Angeles.]]\\