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'''Woman:''' No! ''(shuts door)''

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'''Woman:''' No! [[BluntNo No]]! ''(shuts door)''
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--->'''Adam''': [[JustForPun Talk about a cold open!]]

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--->'''Adam''': [[JustForPun [[{{Pun}} Talk about a cold open!]]
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-->'''Democrat Texan''': Ah love barbeque, Blake Shelton and abortions, y'all.\\

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-->'''Democrat Texan''': Ah love barbeque, Blake Shelton Music/BlakeShelton and abortions, y'all.\\
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'''Adam''': ''[[[ThisIsGonnaSuck makes a terrified squeal]]]''

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'''Adam''': ''[[[ThisIsGonnaSuck ''[[[OhCrap makes a terrified squeal]]]''
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** When Emily states that "[t]he hymen as you all know it is a straight up myth", Adam cuts her off and suggests she should bring in an expert on the matter. [[SarcasmMode Emily agrees, walks off screen...]] [[CuttingTheKnot and returns.]]
--->'''Emily''': (as the caption [[CaptainObvious "Emily: Human Woman"]] appears on screen; dryly) How's this for an expert?
--->'''Adam''': ...good point; I feel bad.
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'''Republican Californian''': Surf's up, y'all. Y'know what else needs to go up? Border wall with mexico, duuuude!

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'''Republican Californian''': [[SurferDude Surf's up, y'all. y'all]]. Y'know what else needs to go up? Border wall with mexico, Mexico, duuuude!



* The apparence of Justus von Liebig, the guy who invented baby formula in the breast feeding ruin, in all his german scientist glory.

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* The apparence of Justus von Liebig, the guy who invented baby formula in the breast feeding ruin, in all his german German scientist glory.
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* "Adam Ruins Elections"
** The depiction of Republican Californians and Democrat Texans:
-->'''Democrat Texan''': Ah love barbeque, Blake Shelton and abortions, y'all.\\
'''Republican Californian''': Surf's up, y'all. Y'know what else needs to go up? Border wall with mexico, duuuude!
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'''Jack Nash''': Oh, God, get him out of here!\\
* The apparence of Eustace von Liebig, the guy who invented baby formula in the breast feeding ruin, in all his german scientist glory.
-->'''Eustace''': Ma'am, your babe shall no longer dine on duckfood. Instead, he shall dine on Science!

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'''Jack Nash''': Oh, God, get him out of here!\\
here!
* The apparence of Eustace Justus von Liebig, the guy who invented baby formula in the breast feeding ruin, in all his german scientist glory.
-->'''Eustace''': -->'''Justus''': Ma'am, your babe shall no longer dine on duckfood. Instead, he shall dine on Science!
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* The apparence of Eustace von Liebig, the guy who invented baby formula in the breast feeding ruin, in all his german scientist glory.
-->'''Eustace''': Ma'am, your babe shall no longer dine on duckfood. Instead, he shall dine on Science!

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--->'''Demon''': I should've stuck to selling cupcakes.

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--->'''Demon''': -->'''Demon''': I should've stuck to selling cupcakes. cupcakes.
* In "Adam Ruins Forensic Science", Adam brings up that Sir Francis Galton was the one who originally came up with the "no two fingerprints are alike" cliche, which segues into this.
-->'''Jack Nash''': Well, he sounds very respectable.\\
'''Sir Francis Galton''': I also invented eugenics.\\
'''Jack Nash''': Oh, God, get him out of here!\\

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** "Voting": Adam gets pepper sprayed. And by the end of the opening titles, he's still trying to get it out of his face.
** "Hollywood": Adam is mistaken for Alton Brown.

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** "Voting": Adam is mistaken for a murderer and gets pepper sprayed. And by the end of the opening titles, he's still trying to get it out of his face.
** "Hollywood": Adam is gets mistaken for Alton Brown.


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--->'''Emily''': Okay, worst entrance by far!
--->'''Adam''': Thank you!


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** "Nature": Somehow frozen in the side of Mt Everest, and startles Berch so much he falls off.
--->'''Adam''': [[JustForPun Talk about a cold open!]]
** "Art": Is somehow the nude model for a nearby painting session, which gets mentioned later in the episode.
** "Sex": In the middle of getting it on, Murph feels like the cat is watching. When Emily points out they don't have one, sure enough, Adam is watching them perched like a cat.
--->'''Emily''': No! Bad Adam! ''(takes out a spray bottle and sprays Adam like he was a cat)''


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* Usually, when Adam makes it to his positive takeaway, the VictimOfTheWeek is having a heartbreaking HeroicBSOD. However, sometimes they're quite funny. For example:
** "Wellness": Julia locks herself in a supply closet and puts a mop on her head.
** "Nature": Berch lies down on the ground and screams for nature to take him.
** "Going Green": Wayne decides the only thing he can do for his daughter is prepare her for the Mad Max style apocalypse and gives her a oxygen mask.
** "Weddings": Murph locks himself in a nearby photo booth, which shows pictures of his breakdown.
* The story behind "Adam Ruins Games". Adam heads to a nearby store that was being advertised as a cupcake shop, when actually it's a demon trying to steal people's souls. The demon tells Adam he wants to play a game with him... which Adam mistakes as a challenge to ruin games for different people. By the end of the third segment, the demon gets so annoyed at Adam's antics that he declares he's gonna take Adam's soul anyway for not following the rules. Adam, for his part, just mistakes that statement as a transition into his positive takeaway. At this point, the demon realizes that Adam has no clue about what's really happening that he gives up trying to take his soul and lets him go.
--->'''Demon''': I should've stuck to selling cupcakes.
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** Adam and Emily discuss how Luxotica more than quadrupled the price of Ray-Ban sunglasses once they acquired the brand:

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** Adam and Emily discuss how Luxotica Luxottica more than quadrupled the price of Ray-Ban sunglasses once they acquired the brand:



** The segment about SantaClaus states that the Dutch believe Santa is accompanied by [[CrossTheLineTwice a slave named Black Peter, who is a white person in blackface]]...

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** The segment about SantaClaus states that the Dutch believe Santa is accompanied by [[CrossTheLineTwice [[CrossesTheLineTwice a slave named Black Peter, who is a white person in blackface]]...

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** "America": Adam is shot from a cannon and lands in a crate, completely unharmed.



** In "Adam Ruins Housing", Adam ruins yet another toilet when describing the issues of Airbnb, [[BrickJoke he even uses golf balls again.]]

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** In "Adam Ruins Housing", Adam ruins yet another toilet when describing the issues of Airbnb, Airbnb. [[BrickJoke he He even uses golf balls again.]]



-->''(Cut to Adam, who is revealed to be gagged and tied to his chair)''

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-->''(Cut to Adam, who is revealed to be gagged and tied BoundAndGagged to his chair)''



* The MedicalDrama doctors in the "Hospital" episode. That is all.

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* The MedicalDrama doctors in the "Hospital" episode. That What takes the cake is all.when they declare their love while one just came out of a coma and another is about to go into one.
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''[middle-aged guy in the background of the store (implied to be named Ray) glares at him, then leaves]''\\

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''[middle-aged guy ''[Ray, Emily's father-in-law, appears in the background of the store (implied to be named Ray) shot, glares at him, then leaves]''\\
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* From the Bill Gates discussion in "Adam Ruins College", ruinee Cole brings up "other awesome dropouts" Mark Zuckerberg and Carmelo Anthony dropped out of college. Adam in turn mentions [[SerialKiller Jeffrey Dahmer]]:

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* From the Bill Gates discussion in "Adam Ruins College", ruinee Cole brings up "other awesome dropouts" Mark Zuckerberg and Carmelo Anthony dropped out of college.Anthony. Adam in turn mentions [[SerialKiller Jeffrey Dahmer]]:

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** "The Economy": Adam's head is mounted on ruinee Hank's wall.
--->'''Hank:''' ''[very confused]'' Did I kill a man?



---> '''Adam''': Maybe they're four times as good at banning rays now? Get out of here, ray! You're banned!\\

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---> '''Adam''': Maybe they're four times as good at banning rays now? Get out of here, ray! Ray! You're banned!\\



--> '''[[AudienceSurrogate Ron:]]''' Okay, so this neighborhood's mostly-- overwhelmingly... ''(exasperated)'' insufferably [[WhiteAngloSaxonProtestant white.]]
* From "Adam Ruins College", ruinee Cole is mentioning how successful people like Mark Zuckerberg and Carmelo Anthony dropped out of college. Adam in turn mentions [[SerialKiller Jeffrey Dahmer]]:

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--> ---> '''[[AudienceSurrogate Ron:]]''' Okay, so this neighborhood's mostly-- mostly -- overwhelmingly... ''(exasperated)'' insufferably [[WhiteAngloSaxonProtestant white.]]
* From the Bill Gates discussion in "Adam Ruins College", ruinee Cole is mentioning how successful people like brings up "other awesome dropouts" Mark Zuckerberg and Carmelo Anthony dropped out of college. Adam in turn mentions [[SerialKiller Jeffrey Dahmer]]:



---> '''Sousaphonist''': Oh! Oh, fudge, I damaged the balloon arch! Oh, God...

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---> '''Sousaphonist''': --->'''Sousaphonist''': Oh! Oh, fudge, I damaged the balloon arch! Oh, God...
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** Adam is extremely awkward discussing the hymen, implying he doesn't really know what it is or does. He merely describes it as "a piece of girl."
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--> '''Sousaphonist''': Oh! Oh, fudge, I damaged the balloon arch! Oh, God...

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--> ---> '''Sousaphonist''': Oh! Oh, fudge, I damaged the balloon arch! Oh, God...
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** Adam and Emily discuss how Luxotica more than doubled the price of Ray-Ban sunglasses once they acquired the brand:
---> '''Adam''': Maybe they're twice as good at banning rays? Get out of here, ray! You're banned!\\

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** Adam and Emily discuss how Luxotica more than doubled quadrupled the price of Ray-Ban sunglasses once they acquired the brand:
---> '''Adam''': Maybe they're twice four times as good at banning rays? rays now? Get out of here, ray! You're banned!\\

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* In "Adam Ruins Shopping Malls":
** Emily takes charge of the ruining:
--->'''Emily''': [[MediumAwareness I'm the Adam now]].\\
'''Adam''': ''[[[ThisIsGonnaSuck makes a terrified squeal]]]''
** Adam and Emily discuss how Luxotica more than doubled the price of Ray-Ban sunglasses once they acquired the brand:
---> '''Adam''': Maybe they're twice as good at banning rays? Get out of here, ray! You're banned!\\
''[middle-aged guy in the background of the store (implied to be named Ray) glares at him, then leaves]''\\
'''Emily''': Oh, the ideas your hair has.



* In Shopping Mall episode, Adam and Emily discuss how Luxotica more than doubled the price of Ray-Ban sunglasses once they acquired the brand:
--> '''Adam''': Maybe they're twice as good at banning rays? Get out of here, ray! You're banned!\\
::middle-aged guy in the background of the store (implied to be named Ray) glares at him, then leaves::
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* In Shopping Mall episode, Adam and Emily discuss how Luxotica more than doubled the price of Ray-Ban sunglasses once they acquired the brand:
--> '''Adam''': Maybe they're twice as good at banning rays? Get out of here, ray! You're banned!\\
::middle-aged guy in the background of the store (implied to be named Ray) glares at him, then leaves::
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* In the "Wellness" episode, a fed-up Julia asks her spa attendant if he has any treatments for getting rid of annoying blond men. Tomas responds by waving a crystal in Adam's face and saying, "Begone!" Adam just stands there looking confused.

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* In the "Wellness" episode, a fed-up Julia asks her spa attendant if he has any treatments for getting rid of annoying blond men. Tomas responds by waving a crystal in Adam's face and saying, "Begone!" "Begone!". Adam just stands there looking confused.
confused.
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* In the "Wellness" episode, a fed-up Julia asks her spa attendant if he has any treatments for getting ride of annoying blond men. Tomas responds by waving a crystal in Adam's face and saying, "Begone!" Adam just stands there looking confused.

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* In the "Wellness" episode, a fed-up Julia asks her spa attendant if he has any treatments for getting ride rid of annoying blond men. Tomas responds by waving a crystal in Adam's face and saying, "Begone!" Adam just stands there looking confused.
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* In the segment about the War on Drugs, after explaining why the whole effort is wasteful and misguided, he still stops a high school teenager from smoking weed, stating that it's still not good for her.

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* In the segment about the War on Drugs, after explaining why the whole effort is wasteful and misguided, he still stops a high school teenager from smoking weed, stating that it's still not good for her. [[note]]She's a teenager, therefore her brain and body are still developing, and any kind of recreational substance, weed or otherwise, can negatively affect that development.[[/note]]




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* In the "Wellness" episode, a fed-up Julia asks her spa attendant if he has any treatments for getting ride of annoying blond men. Tomas responds by waving a crystal in Adam's face and saying, "Begone!" Adam just stands there looking confused.
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--> '''[[AudienceSurrogate Ron:]]''' Okay, so this neighborhood's mostly-- overwhelmingly... ''(exasperated)'' insufferably [[WhiteAngloSaxonProtestant White.]]

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--> '''[[AudienceSurrogate Ron:]]''' Okay, so this neighborhood's mostly-- overwhelmingly... ''(exasperated)'' insufferably [[WhiteAngloSaxonProtestant White.white.]]
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** As well as the reaction from that episode's victim:
--> '''[[AudienceSurrogate Ron:]]''' Okay, so this neighborhood's mostly-- overwhelmingly... ''(exasperated)'' insufferably [[WhiteAngloSaxonProtestant White.]]
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* The MedicalDrama doctors in the "Hospital" episode. That is all.
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** Also, in the same episode, the part where Emily is explaining that the hymen is more like a balloon arch than a barrier and it ''can'' break the first time (or the hundredth time) you have sex if you (or your partner) aren't careful with it. As all the band members walk under the balloon arch, one guy with a sousaphone and his hat over his eyes pops some balloons. He later comes crashing through Murph and Emily's bedroom door.
--> '''Sousaphonist''': Oh! Oh, fudge, I damaged the balloon arch! Oh, God...
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-->'''Veronica (as an ostrich):''' Ugh! I'm so confused! ''([[OstrichHeadHiding sticks her head in the ground]])''\\

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-->'''Veronica (as -->'''Veronica:''' ''(as an ostrich):''' ostrich)'' Ugh! I'm so confused! ''([[OstrichHeadHiding sticks her head in the ground]])''\\



* In the "{{Suburbia}}" episode, Adam is trying to tell Ron that his neighborhood is...well...[[MonochromeCasting not exactly a bastion of diversity]]. Ron tries to convince him otherwise, by looking outside...and finding nothing but [[WhiteAngloSaxonProtestant stereotypes]]: a golfer, a couple and their [[MisterMuffykins little dog]] with matching argyle sweater-vests, and a blonde woman in yoga pants with an NPR tote bag full of [[TrademarkFavoriteFood kale]].

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* In the "{{Suburbia}}" episode, Adam is trying to tell Ron that his neighborhood is...well...[[MonochromeCasting not exactly a bastion of diversity]]. Ron tries to convince him otherwise, by looking outside...and finding nothing but [[WhiteAngloSaxonProtestant stereotypes]]: a golfer, a couple and their [[MisterMuffykins little dog]] with matching argyle sweater-vests, and a blonde woman in yoga pants with an NPR tote bag full of eating [[TrademarkFavoriteFood kale]]. kale]] out of an NPR tote bag.

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* The fact that Hank, Adam's VictimOfTheWeek in "Adam Ruins The Economy", thought he was unemployed as well.

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* The fact that Hank, Adam's the VictimOfTheWeek in "Adam Ruins The Economy", thought he Adam was unemployed as well.well.
-->'''Adam:''' I have a TV show! You've been on it for twenty minutes!

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