History Funny / AcquisitionsIncorporated

'''[[spoiler:[[ADateWithRosiePalms MASTURBATE ALL DAY!\\

MASTURBATE ALL DAAAAAAAY!]]]]'''''

** After Viari performs a GunshipRescue and comes to the aid of the party, who is being attacked by a dragon, [[WhatAnIdiot he promptly jumps off the very well-armed ship to attack said dragon.]]

* From the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2knLHWucK1A&t=24m45s 2012 PAX session]]: an audience member warns the group to "[[TemptingFate watch out for acid pits]]," which prompts numerous cries of "TooSoon" from the group, as well as a middle finger from Wil. However, this is immediately before the group realizes they've triggered the floor to give way...to a massive acid pit.

-->'''Wil:''' You guys, I saw a lot of necromancers when I was in Hell.
-->'''Scott:''' When you were in 'Nam?
-->'''Jerry:''' Not Nam, Hell!
-->'''Wil:''' Nam ''was'' hell. "Necromancers are dicks, you guys. Necromancers are dicks." Aeofel just stares off, the wings beating beneath him, his silvery hair blowing out behind him, a thousand-square stare in his eyes. He feels nostalgia as a standard action. A single tear falls from his perfectly black, orbular eye, and turns into a diamond as the wind catches it and carries it away.

* Some of the best (or most concerning) moments from the earlier episodes have been... ''immortalized'' by Zee Bashew of ''WebVideo/AnimatedSpellbook'' [[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLuNLwLRy7g-gqLLBAltHkhNcpsJ9MYOCH here]]. Special mention probably goes to [[https://youtu.be/cl0GVwrgMiA "E6: Driebus"]], the party's first encounter with {{Creator/Patrick Rothfuss}} between the voice Pat does for Driebus and Rosie's/Kate's off-the-cuff retort. It works far better in audio.

!The A-Team

* Pax East 2018 Acquisitions Incorporated Battle Royale, all of it, just all of it. Up to and including the fact that a 1 is rolled on eight different rolls through out the game

** Cue [[PatrickRothfuss Patrick Rothfuss]] promptly (and completely) losing it for a solid thirty seconds.

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'''Viari''': Right.\\

'''Omin''': We acquire ''physical objects''!\\

'''Scott''': [Muffled] I'm burying my head in my hands.\\

'''Jerry''': Okay, well no. Did ''[[CorruptCorporateExecutive I]]'' win? [[PunchClockHero Yes]].\\

'''Pat''': Just like the gypsy woman said!\\

'''Mike''': It turns into a dove and flies away.\\

-->'''Mike''': Really? Every stat isn't just 18 all the way down?\\

--->'''Mike''': *nods* I am the [[HurricaneOfPuns Jim]]. I need the Jim to be hit LESS.

* After Viari performs a GunshipRescue and comes to the aid of the party, who is being attacked by a dragon, [[WhatAnIdiot he promptly jumps off the very well-armed ship to attack said dragon.]]

* The new dynamic between Omin as the horrible boss and Viari as the new intern who's not nearly as gullible as Jim and Binwin.

-->'''Flabbergast(rueful)''': Yes, sir.

* During the Pax South 2017 game, Mike laments that Jim has far fewer hitpoints than everyone else, leading to the following gem:
-->'''Jerry''': You need to hit the gym.
-->'''Mike''': *nods* I am the [[HurricaneOfPuns Jim]]. I need the Jim to be hit LESS.

* Môrgæn's entire escape from the Black Network during the opening of Season 11, which involves her getting shot by a crossbow, falling off a roof onto another roof, bursting into a noble house party, casually taking a drink from the butler, looting the upstairs end tables, disguising herself in an elaborate dress (with tiara) in the attic, putting on what turns out to be a holy symbol of Asmodeus, and casually heading back downstairs to slip out during the confusion.

* Jim goes to check outside for threats.
-->'''Chris''': As soon as you part the curtain, you see a hulking figure standing on the other side of it.
-->'''Mike''': I quickly close the curtain.

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-->"''Tell me more about this'' ''[[ShoddyKnockoffProduct Apparitions Inebriated]]''".

'''Mike''': Really? Every stat isn't just 18 all the way down?\\

* Drizzt and Viari tumbles through the air

* While trying to locate one of Omin sisters (who Jim has a history of seducing).

-->'''[[BadBoss Omin]][[WeHaveReserves Dran]]''': You understand that, here at Acquisitions Incorporated we do ''not'' treat our employees that way?

* After seeing the elaborate set piece used in the PAX West Live Game of 2016
-->'''Jerry''': So Chris, what the fuck is going on here, man?
-->'''Chris''': I was given a budget.

'''Jerry''':[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment I flip it over again]].\\

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