History Funny / ANightmareOnElmStreet1984

'''Cop''': He's been in the john pukin' since he saw it.\\

* Glen tells his mom that he's visiting his cousin out at the airport because he doesn't want her to know that he's actually sleeping over with two teenaged girls, and he attempts to fool her by playing a mixtape of airplane noises while calling home. However, he puts in the wrong tape, with a bunch of ''drag-racing'' noises. Glen is left desperately trying to come up with excuses as Nancy and Tina burst out laughing.

* Glen tells his mom that he's visiting his cousin out at the airport because he doesn't want her to know that he's actually sleeping over with two teenaged girls, and he attempts to fool her by playing a mixtape of airplane noises while calling home. However, he puts in the wrong tape, with a bunch of ''drag-racing'' noises. Glen is left desperately trying to come up with {{lame excuse}}s as Nancy and Tina burst out laughing.

* Nancy's mother forces her to bed and confiscates the coffee pot and all of the coffee mugs from her room. As soon as she's gone, [[CrazyPrepared Nancy gets out of bed and pulls a ''second coffee maker'' from under the bed]].

-->'''Nancy:''' Ok, here's what we're going to do. *''turns off lights''*\\
'''Glen:''' [''intrigued''] It's dark in here.\\

-->'''Freddy''': Hey Nancy! No running in the hallway.
* When Freddy's mouth manifests into the speaker of Nancy's phone, his tongue licking her.

* When Rod unexpectedly shows up at Tina's house and the two begin flirting/snarking with each other.

* Nancy's mother forces her to bed and confiscates the coffee pot and all of the coffee mugs from her room. As soon as she's gone, Nancy gets out of bed and pulls a ''second coffee maker'' from under the bed.

-->'''Nancy:''' Ok, here's what we're going to do. (Turns off lights)\\
'''Glen:''' (Intrigued) It's dark in here.\\

--> '''Nancy''': [[DeadpanSnarker Ew]].

-->'''Rod''': I had a hard-on this morning when I woke up, Tina... Had your name written all over it.
-->'''Tina''': There's four letters in my name, Rod. [[TeenyWeenie How can there be enough room on your joint for four letters?]]
-->'''Rod''': Hey, up yours with a twirling lawnmower!

-->'''Cop''': What the HELL did that, Lieutenant?
-->'''Donald''': I don't know. What's the coroner got to say?
-->'''Cop''': He's been in the john pukin' since he saw it.
** Another example from the same scene:
-->'''Ambulance crew member''': We don't need a stretcher in there. We need a mop!

* What station was Glen watching? [[spoiler: [=KRGR=].]]

* It's an example of utterly pitch-BlackComedy, but this conversation as [[spoiler: the police are examining the scene of Glen's murder:]]

* It's an example of utter pitch BlackComedy, but this conversation as [[spoiler: the police are examining the scene of Glen's murder:]]

-->'''Cop''': He's been in the John pukin' since he saw it.

-->'''Tina''': There's four letters in my name, Rod. [[TeenyWeenie How can there be enough room on your joint for four letters?]]

* What station was Glen watching? [[spoiler: [=KRGR=].]]

** Also, this exchange:

** Freddy taunts Nancy by shape-shifting himself into the hall monitor:

* SugarWiki/FunnyMoments: After Nancy denies his request for sex, Glen is being kept up by Tina's and Rod's lovemaking.