History Funny / ADemonAmongDevils

--->[[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Akeno got him a whip]]. He had no idea what to do with the whip. [[BrainBleach He couldn't read the whip so therefore he ignored the whip]]. The girl seemed acutely disappointed when she discovered it lying unused by his bedside the next time she visited him.

'''Kiba:''' ''[[Disney/{{Mulan}} He was right there in front of you!]]''\\

-->'''Sirzechs:''' If she chooses you, you will let me know, yes?\\

-->The expression on her face told him exactly what she wanted.\\

** And then [[EpicFail Kiba later misses against]] [[spoiler:freaking NIDDHOG]]. [[LaserGuidedKarma Issei repeatedly reminds him]].

** Earlier in the same siege, the Templars are contemplating what to do with Asia, a devil, while still recalling their encounter with Uriel. She is still a witch in their eyes, but then one of them asks "What if... [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs What if she is a holy witch]]?" One beat later...
-->''"Protect the holy witch!"''

* Kokebiel's HumiliationConga is pretty funny in itself, what with him being skewered repeatedly by a giddy Raynare [[spoiler:with Metatron's spear.]]

-->[[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Akeno got him a whip]]. He had no idea what to do with the whip. [[BrainBleach He couldn't read the whip so therefore he ignored the whip]]. The girl seemed acutely disappointed when she discovered it lying unused by his bedside the next time she visited him.

* Remember the Evil Pieces that Minato got? [[PricelessPaperweight He uses them as ordinary chess pieces]]. [[spoiler:Michael]] laughed at that.

'''Kiba:''' Something more... tame.\\

* After the Peace Conference, [[spoiler:both the Knight Templars and the Knight Hospitallers decide to fall under the command of Minato]]. His response:

** [[spoiler:First, Issei is originally found stocking his fridge. Then, Kida materializes out of thin air and has to explain to Minato that his apartment has now become BiggerOnTheInside (the rooms actually teleport to one of Rias' mansions). Finally, when Minato asks them where his bedroom connects, out comes Rias. Their reaction to being found is exactly the same.]]
-->[[spoiler:'''Issei/Kiba/Rias:''' Ah, no, wait, Arisato-san, I can explain!]]
** [[spoiler:Next, the devils show Minato his new bedroom... and its varied decor due to a case of TooManyCooksSpoilTheSoup. He just silently leaves. After a little speculation as to why he didn't like the room (with Issei's being the most perverted of all, of course), he returns with them staring at him and him responding with a small "What?" Turn outs he was just getting his stuff.]]
** Finally, [[spoiler:Issei begins his harem with a whimper as he and Asia awkwardly chat about a few things for more than thirty minutes. With a little bit of ObfuscatingStupidity, Minato decides to turn "wandering the mansion halls" into a little nudge for Issei to fall lips first into Asia's. Both are surprised, but also enjoy their first kiss. Doubly funny when [[MythologyGag their kiss is interrupted by the rest of the peerage]], but also doubles as a SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}} from Minato to Issei and Asia.]]
** Minato explains his theory about how Social Links appear to work in DXD world [[spoiler:and allowed Issei to proxy-summon the Persona Nidhogg]]. Cue Issei's [[InnocentInnuendo less-than-ideal interpretation of it]].
-->'''Issei:''' [[ThatCameOutWrong So it's like]] [[HoYay having you inside me]].\\

-->'''Metatron:''' ''[gestures her chest]'' Do you know how many of these... things... Belial has?\\

--->'''Minato:''' You know, you can be quite evil sometimes.\\

* When he wakes up after spending the last four days after a coma, he notices [[SleepCute Rias is sleeping at his side]], and has a long chat with Sirzechs, who was watching over the both of them. Then he realizes that he's naked under the sheets of his infirmary cot.

''"Who stripped me naked?"''\\

** Finally, [[spoiler:Issei begins his harem with a whimper as he and Asia awkwardly chat about a few things for more than thirty minutes. With a little bit of ObfuscatingStupidity, Minato decides to turn "wandering the mansion halls" into a little nudge for Issei to fall lips first into Asia's. Both are surprised, but also enjoy their first kiss. Doubly funny when [[MythologyGag their kiss is interrupted by the rest of the peerage]], but also doubles as a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming from Minato to Issei and Asia.]]

* The following chapter, Issei and the guys all try to peek on the girls by feigning ignorance. [=Fem!Minato=] responds by emulating Mitsuru and ''executing'' them. Only he does so with [=Genderbent!Mara=].[[labelnote:Explanation]]Mara went from being a tentacled penis to what is heavily implied to be a tentacled female ass[[/labelnote]]

** And his joke to Asia about cats in heaven leads to the Knights Templar revering them, [[HistoricalInJoke which is extra hilarious]] considering that worshiping cats was one of the things [[AristocratsAreEvil King]] [[LEtatCestMoi Philip]] [[MaliciousSlander accused]] the ''real'' [[UsefulNotes/TheKnightsTemplar Knights Templar]] of to get them disbanded.

--> And then the realization hit. Oh god there were two of them.

-->The meaning hidden behind those words were about as subtle as a brick smashing into a window.
-->He would have to respond [[BrutalHonesty in an equally eloquent and subtle manner]].
-->"No."

--> '''Sirzechs''': If she chooses you, you will let me know, yes?
--> [[SurvivalMantra He would not judge. He would not judge. He would not judge]].

--> '''Uriel:''' Why, just before I was summoned I passed Belial coming the other way. He complimented me on my fine armor. I told him he had a very ugly face.

-->The expression on her face told him exactly what she wanted.
-->"No."

-->'''Kiba''': [[EpicFail You missed.]]
-->'''Koneko''': We have lost.
-->'''Kiba''': How could you miss?!
-->'''Issei''': It was the first time I shot it at full power.
-->'''Kiba''': ''[[Disney/{{Mulan}} He was right there in front of you!]]''
-->'''Dohnaseek''': Even I didn't miss.
-->'''Issei''': Oh, not you too!
-->'''Templar''': Back in our monasteries, we have a way of dealing with such situations. It is called the Litany of Aiming. Would you like us to recite it for you?
** And then [[EpicFail Kiba later misses against]] [[spoiler: freaking NIDDHOG]]. [[LaserGuidedKarma Issei repeatedly reminds him]].

--> ''METATRON-SAMAAAAA!''

* Kokebiel's HumiliationConga is pretty funny in itself, what with him being skewered repeatedly by a giddy Raynare [[spoiler: with Metatron's spear.]]
-->'''Raynare''': This is wonderfully cathartic.

-->"Why am I naked?"
-->Then a far more pressing thought concerned him.
-->''"Who stripped me naked?"''
-->By his side, still sleeping, [[CovertPervert Rias let out]] [[NotSoAboveitAll a sudden, perverted chuckle]].
-->Sirzechs saw the expression on his face and tilted his head to one side.
-->"If it is any consolation," the devil lord said brightly, "the others helped."
-->It was not of any consolation at all.

-->[[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Akeno got him a whip]]. He had no idea what to do with the whip. [[BrainBleach He couldn't read the whip so therefore he ignored the whip.]] The girl seemed acutely disappointed when she discovered it lying unused by his bedside the next time she visited him.
* Raynare comes onto Minato ''hard'' and has no intention of stopping even if she falls again. Minato tells her [[LookBehindYou Metatron is behind her]]. She thinks he's jesting, but Metatron really is there. It's his line that sells it.
--> '''Metatron:''' I have been Called into Existence to Face the Accumulation of Man's Worst Emotions. I have been Tasked to Stand Against the Essence of Death Itself. And Just Recently, I was Asked to Bring to Justice a Heretic Who Called Himself the Slayer of God. '''This is the First Time I've been Summoned as a Diversion.'''
* Remember the Evil Pieces that Minato got? [[PricelessPaperweight He uses them as ordinary chess pieces]]. [[spoiler:Micheal]] laughed at that.
* Kiba's surprise at how Minato trains Issei. [[TrainingFromHell By using dragon Personas and smashing him around minute by minute.]]
-->'''Kiba''': [[LampshadeHanging This is how he gained the arm cannon?]]
-->'''Minato''': How did you expect he gained it?
-->'''Kiba''': Something more... tame.
-->'''Minato''': I suggested that as well. He said no.
-->'''Kiba''': I don't know if he's being [[BrassBalls brave]] or being [[IdiotHero insane]].
-->'''Minato''': [[TakeAThirdOption I believe it is both]].

-->'''Fafnir: And What of This One? Has He Come to Test His Puny Little Swords Against My Golden Skin?'''
-->'''Kiba''': [[YouWontLikeHowITaste Please don't eat me.]]
-->'''Fafnir: Do not Presume Me to be as Barbaric as My Kin. I am a Far More Civilized Dragon.'''
-->'''Kiba''': *Sigh of relief*
-->'''Fafnir: [[DistinctionWithoutADifference I Roast Them before I Eat Them.]]'''
-->'''Kiba''': *Pulls out the Excaliburs in a panic* [[IveGotAnXAndImNotAfraidToUseIt I've got two Excaliburs, and I'm not afraid to use them!]]

--> I Almost Pity you, Great Welsh. A WomanScorned Is One Thing. A WomanScorned With The Ability To Breathe Lightning And Make Hurricanes From Her Mood Swings Is, Altogether, A Far More Frightening Thing.
* After the Peace Conference, [[spoiler:both the Knight Templars and the Knight Hospitallers decide to fall under the command of Minato.]] His response:
--> The boy looked at the figures kneeling before him, armored and unarmored, fist clasped around enchanted blades, hands cradling assault rifles to kevlar-protected chests. He turned to the waiting faction leaders standing nearby. "Help Me" was plainly over his face.
* The RunningGag of Minato finding uninvited guests in his apartment continues in Chapter 18.
** [[spoiler: First, Issei is originally found stocking his fridge. Then, Kida materializes out of thin air and has to explain to Minato that his apartment has now become BiggerOnTheInside (the rooms actually teleport to one of Rias' mansions). Finally, when Minato asks them where his bedroom connects, out comes Rias. Their reaction to being found is exactly the same.]]
--> [[spoiler: Issei/Kiba/Rias: Ah, no, wait, Arisato-san, I can explain!]]
** [[spoiler: Next, the devils show Minato his new bedroom... and its varied decor due to a case of TooManyCooksSpoilTheSoup. He just silently leaves. After a little speculation as to why he didn't like the room (with Issei's being the most perverted of all, of course), he returns with them staring at him and him responding with a small "What?" Turn outs he was just getting his stuff.]]
** Finally, [[spoiler: Issei begins his harem with a whimper as he and Asia awkwardly chat about a few things for more than thirty minutes. With a little bit of ObfuscatingStupidity, Minato decides to turn "wandering the mansion halls" into a little nudge for Issei to fall lips first into Asia's lips. Both are surprised, but also enjoy their first kiss. Doubly funny when [[MythologyGag their kiss is interrupted by the rest of the peerage]], but also doubles as a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming from Minato to Issei and Asia.]]
* Azazel trolled the Knight Templars by telling them to greet everyone they came across in a loud boisterous voice in Japan in Chapter 19. [[RunningGag And then they start talking about utilizing the power of holy cats as weapons.]] Seriously at that.
--> '''Azazel:''' "You are, in essence, asking me if I can devise a weapon that can shoot cats.''

-->'''Metatron''': (gestures her chest) Do you know how many of these... things... Belial has?
-->'''Issei''': Can I guess?
-->'''Metatron''': (glares) No you may not.

---> '''Adelmar (to exasperated Kiba)''': My boy, sometimes a man must simply sit back, relax, and enjoy the chaos for what it is.

---> '''Minato''': You know, you can be quite evil sometimes.
---> '''Rias (smirking)''': Of course. I am, after all, a devil.

--> '''Koneko''': Those two are idiots.

** Once it's over, Kiba helps Issei up with a HowManyFingers act, followed by a wrong number. Then Fafnir looms over Kiba.

-->'''Fafnir: [[NoExceptYes I Roast Them before I Eat Them.]]'''

** And when [[RunningGag Fafnir calls out Issei for missing with his cannon again]], Issei gets depressed (notably not afraid) for disappointing Tiamat, but Fafnir assures him that she's more mad at Ddraig for allowing him to miss. Cue [[OhCrap Ddraig sweating bullets from within Boosted Gear]], and Fafnir laughing at him in his fear.

* Raynare comes onto Minato ''hard'' and has no intention of stopping even if she falls again. Minato tells her [[LookBehindYou Metatron is behind her]]. She thinks he jesting, but Metatron really is there. It's his line that sells it.

* When Minato and Issei have their rematch, Minato expects his friend to go for something flashy and over the top. Instead, he kicks him hard in the shin. Minato angrily responds by Megido-ing Issei's shin and they both hop in pain. After they recover, Minato lays down the ground rules; nothing below the belt. Issei agrees... before kicking his other shin. And then Minato responds by doing it again.

* When Minato and Issei have their rematch, Minato expects his friend to go for something flashy and over the top. Instead, he kicks him hard in the shin. Minato angrily responds by Megido-ing Issei's shin and they both hop in pain. After they recover, Minato lays down the ground rules; nothing below the belt. Issei agrees... before kicking his other shin.

-->He would have to respond [[BlatantLies in an equally eloquent and subtle manner]].

** Earlier in the same siege, the Templars are contemplating what to do with Asia, a devil, while still recalling their encounter with Uriel. She is still a witch in their eyes, but then one of them asks "What if... What if she is a holy witch?" One beat later...

-->Akeno got him a whip. He had no idea what to do with the whip. [[LampshadeHanging He couldn't read the whip so therefore he ignored the whip.]] The girl seemed acutely disappointed when she discovered it lying unused by his bedside the next time she visited him.

** And his joke to Asia about cats in heaven leads to the Knights Templar revering them, [[HistoricalInJoke which is extra hilarious]] considering that worshiping cats was one of the things [[AristocratsAreEvil King]] [[LEtatCestMoi Philip]] [[MaliciousSlander accused]] the ''real'' [[TheKnightsTemplar Knights Templar]] of to get them disbanded.

* When Minato and Issei have their rematch, Minato expects his friend to go for something flashy and over the top. Instead, he kicks him hard in the shin. Minato angrily responds by Megido-ing Issei's shin and they both hop in pain. After they recover, Minato lays down the ground rules; nothing below the belt. Issei agrees... before kicking his other shin.

-->'''Kiba''': I don't know if he's being [[{{Badass}} brave]] or being [[IdiotHero insane]].

* The following chapter, Issei and the guys all try to peek on the girls by feigning ignorance. [=Fem!Minato=] responds by emulating Mitsuru and ''executing'' them. Only he does so with [=Genderbent!Mara=].[[labelnote:Explanation]]Mara went from being a tentacled penis to what is heavily implied to be a tentacled female rectum[[/labelnote]]

* The following chapter, Issei and the guys all try to peek on the girls by feigning ignorance. [=Fem!Minato=] responds by emulating Mitsuru and ''executing'' them. Only he does so with [=Genderbent!Mara=].[[labelnote:Explanation]]Mara went from being a tentacled penis and thus male, to a tentacled vagina and thus female[[/labelnote]]

** Her peerage, the Knights Templar and the Sword Brethren all decide to spy on Rias' shopping trip with Minato. Upon realizing that they were going to a [[LoveHotels love hotel]], well... HilarityEnsues, much to [[OnlySaneMan Kiba's]] chagrin

** Her peerage, the Knights Templar and the Sword Brethren all decide to spy on Rias' shopping trip with Minato. Upon realizing that they were going to a love hotel, well... HilarityEnsues, much to [[OnlySaneMan Kiba's]] chagrin

---> Adelmar (to exasperated Kiba): 'My boy, sometimes a man must simply sit back, relax, and enjoy the chaos for what it is."

---> Minato: "You know, you can be quite evil sometimes."
---> Rias (smirking): "Of course. I am, after all, a devil."