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* AsianAndNerdy: Lance's friend Cliff who also invented among other things a flamethrower.



* EvilSoundsDeep: Ragnar's voice alternates between this and a CreepyHighPitchedVoice.

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* EvilSoundsDeep: Ragnar's voice alternates between this and a CreepyHighPitchedVoice.


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* VillainSong: Ragnar's "It Takes a Man Like Me to Love a Woman Like Me" during the nightclub scene.

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[[caption-width-right:350:[[SeanConneryIsAboutToShootYou Vanity and Uncle Jesse are about to shoot you]]! ]]''Never Too Young to Die'' is a low budget action/spy movie released in [[TheEighties 1986]]. It deals with the evil hermaphrodite Velvet Von Ragnar (played by [[Music/{{KISS}} Gene Simmons]]) who rules a gang of ''Film/MadMax''-style modern-day barbarians and seeks to [[WaterSourceTampering poison the water supply]] in Southern California with radioactive waste and make it undrinkable for 10,000 years. His main enemy is the Secret Agent Drew Stargrove(Creator/GeorgeLazenby), who has hold of the Ram-K (a disk he needs to execute his plan). When the two meet up early on, Ragnar kills Stargrove once he finds out he doesn't have the Ram-K. As such, his son Lance Stargrove (Creator/JohnStamos) has to team up with [[ActionGirl Danja Deering]] (played by singer {{Creator/Vanity}}) to stop him.

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[[caption-width-right:350:[[SeanConneryIsAboutToShootYou Vanity and Uncle Jesse are about to shoot you]]! ]]''Never Too Young to Die'' is a low budget action/spy movie released in [[TheEighties 1986]]. It deals with the evil hermaphrodite Velvet Von Ragnar (played by [[Music/{{KISS}} Gene Simmons]]) who rules a gang of ''Film/MadMax''-style modern-day barbarians and seeks to [[WaterSourceTampering poison the water supply]] in Southern California with radioactive waste and make it undrinkable for 10,000 years. His main enemy is the Secret Agent Drew Stargrove(Creator/GeorgeLazenby), Stargrove (Creator/GeorgeLazenby), who has hold of the Ram-K (a disk he needs to execute his plan). When the two meet up early on, Ragnar kills Stargrove once he finds out he doesn't have the Ram-K. As such, his son Lance Stargrove (Creator/JohnStamos) has to team up with [[ActionGirl Danja Deering]] (played by singer {{Creator/Vanity}}) to stop him.


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* {{Hermaphrodite}}: Velvet Von Ragnar is one, dressed in a dominatrix outfit. He also has a scene where he sings a song titled "It Takes a Man Like Me to Love a Woman Like Me".
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[[caption-width-right:350:[[SeanConneryIsAboutToShootYou Vanity and Uncle Jesse are about to shoot you]]! ]]''Never Too Young to Die'' is a low budget action/spy movie released in [[TheEighties 1986]]. It deals with the evil hermaphrodite Velvet Von Ragnar (played by [[Music/{{KISS}} Gene Simmons]]) who rules a gang of ''Film/MadMax''-style modern-day barbarians and seeks to [[WaterSourceTampering poison the water supply]] in Southern California with radioactive waste and make it undrinkable for 10,000 years. His main enemy is the Secret Agent Drew Stargrove (Creator/GeorgeLazenby), who has hold of the Ram-K (a disk he needs to execute his plan). When the two meet up early on, Ragnar kills Stargrove once he finds out he doesn't have the Ram-K. As such, his son Lance Stargrove (Creator/JohnStamos) has to team up with [[ActionGirl Danja Deering]] (played by singer {{Creator/Vanity}}) to stop him.

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[[caption-width-right:350:[[SeanConneryIsAboutToShootYou Vanity and Uncle Jesse are about to shoot you]]! ]]''Never Too Young to Die'' is a low budget action/spy movie released in [[TheEighties 1986]]. It deals with the evil hermaphrodite Velvet Von Ragnar (played by [[Music/{{KISS}} Gene Simmons]]) who rules a gang of ''Film/MadMax''-style modern-day barbarians and seeks to [[WaterSourceTampering poison the water supply]] in Southern California with radioactive waste and make it undrinkable for 10,000 years. His main enemy is the Secret Agent Drew Stargrove (Creator/GeorgeLazenby), Stargrove(Creator/GeorgeLazenby), who has hold of the Ram-K (a disk he needs to execute his plan). When the two meet up early on, Ragnar kills Stargrove once he finds out he doesn't have the Ram-K. As such, his son Lance Stargrove (Creator/JohnStamos) has to team up with [[ActionGirl Danja Deering]] (played by singer {{Creator/Vanity}}) to stop him.
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* ArtisticLicenceBiology: Intersex people can be born with a variety of biological traits typically associated with one biological sex or another. They are not, as Ragnar claims of himself, "half man, half woman".


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* WhamShot: [[spoiler: Carruthers pulling down his sunglasses to reveal ''Ragnar's'' eyeshadow.]]

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[[caption-width-right:350:[[SeanConneryIsAboutToShootYou Vanity and Uncle Jesse are about to shoot you]]! ]]''Never To Young To Die'' is a low budget action/spy movie released in [[TheEighties 1986.]] It deals with the evil hermaphrodite Velvet Von Ragnar (played by [[Music/{{KISS}} Gene Simmons]]) who rules a gang of ''Film/MadMax''-style modern day barbarians and seeks to [[WaterSourceTampering poison the water supply]] in Southern California with radioactive waste and make it undrinkable for 10,000 years. His main enemy is the Secret Agent Drew Stargrove (''Creator/GeorgeLazenby''), who has hold of the Ram-K (a disk he needs to execute his plan). When the two meet up early on, Ragnar kills Stargrove once he finds out he doesn't have the Ram-K. As such, his son Lance Stargrove (''Creator/JohnStamos'') has to team up with [[ActionGirl Danja Deering]] (played by singer {{Creator/Vanity}}) to stop him.

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[[caption-width-right:350:[[SeanConneryIsAboutToShootYou Vanity and Uncle Jesse are about to shoot you]]! ]]''Never To Too Young To to Die'' is a low budget action/spy movie released in [[TheEighties 1986.]] 1986]]. It deals with the evil hermaphrodite Velvet Von Ragnar (played by [[Music/{{KISS}} Gene Simmons]]) who rules a gang of ''Film/MadMax''-style modern day modern-day barbarians and seeks to [[WaterSourceTampering poison the water supply]] in Southern California with radioactive waste and make it undrinkable for 10,000 years. His main enemy is the Secret Agent Drew Stargrove (''Creator/GeorgeLazenby''), (Creator/GeorgeLazenby), who has hold of the Ram-K (a disk he needs to execute his plan). When the two meet up early on, Ragnar kills Stargrove once he finds out he doesn't have the Ram-K. As such, his son Lance Stargrove (''Creator/JohnStamos'') (Creator/JohnStamos) has to team up with [[ActionGirl Danja Deering]] (played by singer {{Creator/Vanity}}) to stop him.



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* AttemptedRape: Implied, at one point a mook (who is later revealed to be TheDragon) starts threatening Danja, and when she wont tell him what he wants to know, he starts ripping her shirt off. Luckily, Lance comes in to rescue her just in time.
* CruelAndUnusualDeath: At one point the villains have [[BadassInDistress kidnapped Danja]] and plan to burn her to death in an industrial oven. Lance saves her in time and she is unharmed [[ConvectionSchmonvection even though the thermometer says it's over 500 degrees inside.]]

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* AttemptedRape: Implied, Implied; at one point point, a mook (who is later revealed to be TheDragon) starts threatening Danja, and when she wont won't tell him what he wants to know, he starts ripping her shirt off. Luckily, Lance comes in to rescue her just in time.
* CruelAndUnusualDeath: At one point point, the villains have [[BadassInDistress kidnapped Danja]] and plan to burn her to death in an industrial oven. Lance saves her in time time, and she is unharmed [[ConvectionSchmonvection even though the thermometer says it's over 500 degrees inside.]]inside]].



* EvilIsHammy: Ragnar is constantly doing a high pitched EvilLaugh and seems [[GenkiGuy really excited all the time for no apparent reason.]]
* {{Fandisservice}}: Gene Simmons in drag. Unless you're into that, in which case...

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* EvilIsHammy: Ragnar is constantly doing a high pitched EvilLaugh and seems [[GenkiGuy really excited all the time for no apparent reason.]]
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* {{Fandisservice}}: FanDisservice: Gene Simmons in drag. Unless you're into that, in which case...



* FemmeFatalons: Ragnar has a ''really'' sharp fingernail he uses to kill multiple people. [[spoiler: At the end Lance [[KarmicDeath stabs him in the neck with his own fingernail.]]]]

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* FemmeFatalons: Ragnar has a ''really'' sharp fingernail he uses to kill multiple people. [[spoiler: At [[spoiler:At the end end, Lance [[KarmicDeath stabs him in the neck with his own fingernail.]]]]fingernail]].]]



* NoNameGiven: We never find out who the girl at the beginning who took the Ram-K is, although it's implied she was Drew Stargrove's lover due to her wearing his symbol.

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* NoNameGiven: We never find out who the girl at the beginning who took the Ram-K is, although it's implied that she was Drew Stargrove's lover due to her wearing his symbol.



* TitleDrop: Ragnar [[spoiler: not long before his DisneyVillainDeath]]
* WaterSourceTampering: Ragnar's whole plan is use the Ram-K to poison the water supply with radioactive waste that will make it mutate all the local wildlife. At first he plans to do this for money, but when he's almost beaten he tries to do it anyway just ForTheEvulz.

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* TitleDrop: Ragnar [[spoiler: not [[spoiler:not long before his DisneyVillainDeath]]
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* WaterSourceTampering: Ragnar's whole plan is use the Ram-K to poison the water supply with radioactive waste that will make it mutate all the local wildlife. At first first, he plans to do this for money, but when he's almost beaten beaten, he tries to do it anyway just ForTheEvulz.ForTheEvulz.
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[[caption-width-right:350:[[SeanConneryIsAboutToShootYou Vanity and Uncle Jesse are about to shoot you]]! ]]''Never To Young To Die'' is a low budget action/spy movie released in [[TheEighties 1986.]] It deals with the evil hermaphrodite Velvet Von Ragnar (played by Gene Simmons) who has rules a gang of ''Film/MadMax''-style modern day barbarians and seeks to [[WaterSourceTampering poison the water supply]] in Southern California with radioactive waste and make it undrinkable for 10,000 years. His main enemy is the Secret Agent Drew Stargrove (''Creator/GeorgeLazenby''), who has hold of the Ram-K (a disk he needs to execute his plan). When the two meet up early on, Ragnar kills Stargrove once he finds out he doesn't have the Ram-K. As such, his son Lance Stargrove (''Creator/JohnStamos'') has to team up with [[ActionGirl Danja Deering]], played by the singer {{Creator/Vanity}} to stop him.

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[[caption-width-right:350:[[SeanConneryIsAboutToShootYou Vanity and Uncle Jesse are about to shoot you]]! ]]''Never To Young To Die'' is a low budget action/spy movie released in [[TheEighties 1986.]] It deals with the evil hermaphrodite Velvet Von Ragnar (played by [[Music/{{KISS}} Gene Simmons) Simmons]]) who has rules a gang of ''Film/MadMax''-style modern day barbarians and seeks to [[WaterSourceTampering poison the water supply]] in Southern California with radioactive waste and make it undrinkable for 10,000 years. His main enemy is the Secret Agent Drew Stargrove (''Creator/GeorgeLazenby''), who has hold of the Ram-K (a disk he needs to execute his plan). When the two meet up early on, Ragnar kills Stargrove once he finds out he doesn't have the Ram-K. As such, his son Lance Stargrove (''Creator/JohnStamos'') has to team up with [[ActionGirl Danja Deering]], played Deering]] (played by the singer {{Creator/Vanity}} {{Creator/Vanity}}) to stop him.



* DisneyVillainDeath: After [[spoiler:stabbing Ragnar [[HoistByHisOwnPetard with his own fingernail]]]], Lance chucks him off the top of a dam. We even get a PlummetPerspective.



* FemmeFatalons: Ragnar has a ''really'' sharp fingernail he uses to kill multiple people. [[spoiler: at the end Lance [[KarmicDeath stabs him in the neck with his own fingernail.]]]]

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* FemmeFatalons: Ragnar has a ''really'' sharp fingernail he uses to kill multiple people. [[spoiler: at At the end Lance [[KarmicDeath stabs him in the neck with his own fingernail.]]]]



-->'''Ragnar:''' So you see? You can do bad things! And they don't come back to you!



* TheMole: Carruthers, Drew Stargrove's spy partner. This is revealed early in the film, so it's not a spoiler; the '''real''' spoiler is that [[spoiler:Carruthers is actually Ragnar in disguise]].



* TitleDrop: Ragnar [[spoiler: Not long before his DisneyVillainDeath]]

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[[caption-width-right:350:[[SeanConneryIsAboutToShootYou Vanity and Uncle Jesse are about to shoot you]]! ]]''Never To Young To Die'' is a low budget action/spy movie released in [[TheEighties 1986.]] It deals with the evil hermaphrodite Velvet Von Ragnar (played by Gene Simmons) who has rules a gang of ''Film/MadMax'' esque modern day barbarians and seeks to [[WaterSourceTampering poison the water supply]] in Southern California with radioactive waste and make it undrinkable for 10000 years. His main enemy is the Secret Agent Drew Stargrove (''Creator/GeorgeLazenby''), who has hold of the Ram-K (a disk he needs to execute his plan). When the two meet up early on, Ragnar kills Stargrove once he finds out he doesn't have the Ram-K. As such, his son Lance Stargrove (''Creator/JohnStamos'') has to team up with [[ActionGirl Danja]] played by the singer {{Creator/Vanity}} to stop him.

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[[caption-width-right:350:[[SeanConneryIsAboutToShootYou Vanity and Uncle Jesse are about to shoot you]]! ]]''Never To Young To Die'' is a low budget action/spy movie released in [[TheEighties 1986.]] It deals with the evil hermaphrodite Velvet Von Ragnar (played by Gene Simmons) who has rules a gang of ''Film/MadMax'' esque ''Film/MadMax''-style modern day barbarians and seeks to [[WaterSourceTampering poison the water supply]] in Southern California with radioactive waste and make it undrinkable for 10000 10,000 years. His main enemy is the Secret Agent Drew Stargrove (''Creator/GeorgeLazenby''), who has hold of the Ram-K (a disk he needs to execute his plan). When the two meet up early on, Ragnar kills Stargrove once he finds out he doesn't have the Ram-K. As such, his son Lance Stargrove (''Creator/JohnStamos'') has to team up with [[ActionGirl Danja]] Danja Deering]], played by the singer {{Creator/Vanity}} to stop him.
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* ForTheEvulz: Ragnar admits he has no reason to do his evil other than he loves it.
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* DepravedBisexual: Ragnar is our villain, and is equally excited to stick his massive tongue down both Danja and Lance's throats.


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* SissyVillain: Ragnar is both a terrorist leader and a DragQueen.
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* EvilIsHammy: Taken UpToEleven with Ragnar, who is constantly doing a high pitched EvilLaugh and seems [[GenkiGuy really excited all the time for no apparent reason.]]

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[[caption-width-right:350:[[SeanConneryIsAboutToShootYou Vanity and Uncle Jesse are about to shoot you]]! ]]''Never To Young To Die'' is a low budget action/spy movie released in [[TheEighties 1986.]] It deals with the evil hermaphrodite Velvet Von Ragnar (played by Gene Simmons) who has rules a gang of ''Film/MadMax'' esque modern day barbarians and seeks to [[WaterSourceTampering poison the water supply]] in Southern California with radioactive waste and make it undrinkable for 10000 years. His main enemy is the Secret Agent Drew Stargrove (''Creator/GeorgeLazenby''), who has hold of the Ram-K (a disk he needs to execute his plan). When the two meet up early on, Ragnar kills Stargrove once he finds out he doesn't have the Ram-K. As such, his son Lance Stargrove (''Creator/JohnStamos'') has to team up with [[ActionGirl Danja]] played by the singer Vanity to stop him.

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[[caption-width-right:350:[[SeanConneryIsAboutToShootYou Vanity and Uncle Jesse are about to shoot you]]! ]]''Never To Young To Die'' is a low budget action/spy movie released in [[TheEighties 1986.]] It deals with the evil hermaphrodite Velvet Von Ragnar (played by Gene Simmons) who has rules a gang of ''Film/MadMax'' esque modern day barbarians and seeks to [[WaterSourceTampering poison the water supply]] in Southern California with radioactive waste and make it undrinkable for 10000 years. His main enemy is the Secret Agent Drew Stargrove (''Creator/GeorgeLazenby''), who has hold of the Ram-K (a disk he needs to execute his plan). When the two meet up early on, Ragnar kills Stargrove once he finds out he doesn't have the Ram-K. As such, his son Lance Stargrove (''Creator/JohnStamos'') has to team up with [[ActionGirl Danja]] played by the singer Vanity {{Creator/Vanity}} to stop him.
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* {{Fanservice}}: Gene Simmons in drag. Also Vanity I guess.

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[[caption-width-right:350:[[SeanConneryIsAboutToShootYou Vanity and Uncle Jesse and Vanity are about to shoot you]]! ]]''Never To Young To Die'' is a low budget action/spy movie released in [[TheEighties 1986.]] It deals with the evil hermaphrodite Velvet Von Ragnar (played by Gene Simmons) who has rules a gang of ''Film/MadMax'' esque modern day barbarians and seeks to [[WaterSourceTampering poison the water supply]] in Southern California with radioactive waste and make it undrinkable for 10000 years. His main enemy is the Secret Agent Drew Stargrove (''Creator/GeorgeLazenby''), who has hold of the Ram-K (a disk he needs to execute his plan). When the two meet up early on, Ragnar kills Stargrove once he finds out he doesn't have the Ram-K. As such, his son Lance Stargrove (''Creator/JohnStamos'') has to team up with [[ActionGirl Danja]] played by the singer Vanity to stop him.
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* AndStarring: George Lazenby gets "Special Guest Star" billing in the opening credits.
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* {{Fanservice}}: Vanity, obviously.
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* {{Fanservice}}: Vanity, obviously.
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Never To Young To Die is a low budget action/spy movie released in [[TheEighties 1986.]] It deals with the evil hermaphrodite Velvet Von Ragnar (played by Gene Simmons) who has rules a gang of ''Film/MadMax'' esque modern day barbarians and seeks to [[WaterSourceTampering poison the water supply]] in Southern California with radioactive waste and make it undrinkable for 10000 years. His main enemy is the Secret Agent Drew Stargrove (''Creator/GeorgeLazenby''), who has hold of the Ram-K (a disk he needs to execute his plan). When the two meet up early on, Ragnar kills Stargrove once he finds out he doesn't have the Ram-K. As such, his son Lance Stargrove (''Creator/JohnStamos'') has to team up with [[ActionGirl Danja]] played by the singer Vanity to stop him.

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* AttemptedRape: Implied, at one point a mook (who is later revealed to be TheDragon) starts threatening Danja, and when she wont tell him what he wants to know, he starts ripping her shirt off. Luckily, Lance comes in to rescue her just in time

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* AlliterativeName: Danja Deering.
* AttemptedRape: Implied, at one point a mook (who is later revealed to be TheDragon) starts threatening Danja, and when she wont tell him what he wants to know, he starts ripping her shirt off. Luckily, Lance comes in to rescue her just in timetime.


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* {{Fanservice}}: Vanity, obviously.
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* TitleDrop: Ragnar [[spoiler: Not long before his DisneyVillainDeath]]
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* FashionVictimVillain: Even for TheEighties, Velvet Von Ragnar had hilariously bad fashion sense.
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* ImpossiblyTackyClothes: At one point Cliff is seen wearing a hideous outfit consisting of a yellow top, dark green pants, and a red harness.


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* KillItWithFire: [[TheSmartGuy Cliff]] invents a flamethrower/rocket launcher called the fireblaster.
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Never To Young To Die is a low budget action/spy movie released in [[TheEighties 1986.]] It deals with the evil hermaphrodite Velvet Von Ragnar (played by Gene Simmons) who has rules a gang of ''Film/MadMax'' esque modern day barbarians and seeks to [[WaterSourceTampering poison the water supply]] in Southern California with radioactive waste and make it undrinkable for 10000 years. His main enemy is the Secret Agent Drew Stargrove (''Creator/GeorgeLazenby''), who has hold of the Ram-K (a disk he needs to execute his plan). When the two meet up early on, Ragnar kills Stargrove once he finds out he doesn't have the Ram-K. As such, his son Lance Stargrove (''Creator/JohnStamos'') has to team up with [[ActionGirl Danja]] played by the singer Vanity to stop him.

The movie was fairly obscure for some time, but gained some more recognition after ''Website/TheAgonyBooth'' and ''Website/SomethingAwful'' reviewed it. It wasn't until 2017 that the company Shout!factory gave it a proper DVD and Blu-ray release.

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Never Too Young To Die contains examples of:

* ActionGirl: Danja
* AttemptedRape: Implied, at one point a mook (who is later revealed to be TheDragon) starts threatening Danja, and when she wont tell him what he wants to know, he starts ripping her shirt off. Luckily, Lance comes in to rescue her just in time
* CruelAndUnusualDeath: At one point the villains have [[BadassInDistress kidnapped Danja]] and plan to burn her to death in an industrial oven. Lance saves her in time and she is unharmed [[ConvectionSchmonvection even though the thermometer says it's over 500 degrees inside.]]
* EvilIsHammy: Taken UpToEleven with Ragnar, who is constantly doing a high pitched EvilLaugh and seems [[GenkiGuy really excited all the time for no apparent reason.]]
* FemmeFatalons: Ragnar has a ''really'' sharp fingernail he uses to kill multiple people. [[spoiler: at the end Lance [[KarmicDeath stabs him in the neck with his own fingernail.]]]]
* JustEatGilligan: For some reason none of the good guys think to just destroy the Ram-K once they have it instead of hiding it. There's not even a HandWave about how it's really important for something else so they can't just destroy it.
* NoNameGiven: We never find out who the girl at the beginning who took the Ram-K is, although it's implied she was Drew Stargrove's lover due to her wearing his symbol.
* WaterSourceTampering: Ragnar's whole plan is use the Ram-K to poison the water supply with radioactive waste that will make it mutate all the local wildlife. At first he plans to do this for money, but when he's almost beaten he tries to do it anyway just ForTheEvulz.

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