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Best friends Mitch ([[Creator/NormMacDonald Norm [=MacDonald=]]]) and Sam (Creator/ArtieLange) need $50,000 to get Sam's father a life-saving heart operation. Problem is, both are completely incompetent when it comes to holding down a job. That is, until they figure out they can make a living out of the one thing they're actually good at: Revenge!
This 1998 comedy is co-written by [=MacDonald=], and directed by Creator/BobSaget. Yes, the star of ''Series/FullHouse'' and ''Series/AmericasFunniestHomeVideos''!
This 1998 comedy is co-written by [=MacDonald=], and directed by Creator/BobSaget. Yes, the star of ''Series/FullHouse'' and ''Series/AmericasFunniestHomeVideos''!
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Childhood friends Mitch
This 1998 comedy is co-written by [=MacDonald=], and directed by Creator/BobSaget. Yes, the star of ''Series/FullHouse'' and ''Series/AmericasFunniestHomeVideos''!
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* TheCameo: Creator/DonRickles as the theater owner. Also, Creator/AdamSandler as {{Satan}}, and Gary Coleman as himself. Oh, also, Creator/JohnGoodman as the mayor and Creator/RebeccaRomijn as the BeardedLady. Gord Martineau, longtime Creator/{{Citytv}} Toronto news anchor, [[NewscasterCameo appears as a reporter]] (at one point getting hit on the head by a flung tape recorder).
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* TheCameo: A veritable who's who of famous comedians and actors, new and seasoned, appear throughout, including...
** Creator/DonRickles as the theaterowner. Also, owner.
** Creator/AdamSandler as{{Satan}}, and {{Satan}}.
** Gary Coleman ashimself. Oh, also, himself.
** Creator/JohnGoodman as themayor and mayor.
** Creator/RebeccaRomijn as theBeardedLady. BeardedLady.
** Gord Martineau, longtime Creator/{{Citytv}} Toronto news anchor, [[NewscasterCameo appears as a reporter]] (at one point getting hit on the head by a flung tape recorder).
** Creator/DonRickles as the theater
** Creator/AdamSandler as
** Gary Coleman as
** Creator/JohnGoodman as the
** Creator/RebeccaRomijn as the
** Gord Martineau, longtime Creator/{{Citytv}} Toronto news anchor, [[NewscasterCameo appears as a reporter]] (at one point getting hit on the head by a flung tape recorder).
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* TheCameo: Creator/DonRickles as the theater owner. Also, Creator/AdamSandler as {{Satan}}, and Gary Coleman as himself. Oh, also, Creator/JohnGoodman as the mayor and Creator/RebeccaRomijn as the BeardedLady. Gord Martineau, longtime Creator/{{Citytv}} Toronto news anchor, appears as a reporter (at one point getting hit on the head by a flung tape recorder).
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* TheCameo: Creator/DonRickles as the theater owner. Also, Creator/AdamSandler as {{Satan}}, and Gary Coleman as himself. Oh, also, Creator/JohnGoodman as the mayor and Creator/RebeccaRomijn as the BeardedLady. Gord Martineau, longtime Creator/{{Citytv}} Toronto news anchor, [[NewscasterCameo appears as a reporter reporter]] (at one point getting hit on the head by a flung tape recorder).
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* FauxAffablyEvil: Cole can smile and reassure You he is good while plotting to ruin Your entire life for a minor mistake.
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* FauxAffablyEvil: Cole can smile and reassure You you he is good while plotting to ruin Your your entire life for a minor mistake.
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* MorallyAmbiguousDoctorate: Doctor Farthing (ChevyChase) offers to push Pops up on the heart-donor list if they'll help him pay off his gambling debts.
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* MorallyAmbiguousDoctorate: Doctor Farthing (ChevyChase) (Creator/ChevyChase) offers to push Pops up on the heart-donor list if they'll help him pay off his gambling debts.
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* RealityEnsues: Mitch plays a prank on Mildred's abusive boss that damages the business and gets her fired.
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* RealityEnsues: Mitch plays a prank on Mildred's Kathy's abusive boss that damages the business and gets her fired.
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'''Dr. Farthing:'''Oh. Well I... I kind of thought I ''did'', with that whole betting analogy.
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'''Dr. Farthing:'''Oh.Farthing:''' Oh. Well I... I kind of thought I ''did'', with that whole betting analogy.
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* FightingIrish: Pops [=McKenna=] was a professional boxer, and Sam clearly inherited his punching prowess. Kirkpatrick believes all problems can be solved by a punch to the stomach.
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* FightingIrish: Pops [=McKenna=] was a professional boxer, and Sam clearly inherited his punching prowess. Kirkpatrick believes all problems can be solved by a punch to punches anyone who wrongs him in the stomach.
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* FightingIrish: Pops McKenna was a professional boxer, and Sam clearly inherited his punching prowess. Kirkpatrick believes all problems can be solved by a punch to the stomach.
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* FightingIrish: Pops McKenna [=McKenna=] was a professional boxer, and Sam clearly inherited his punching prowess. Kirkpatrick believes all problems can be solved by a punch to the stomach.
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* FightingIrish: Pops McKenna was a professional boxer, and Sam clearly inherited his punching prowess. Kirkpatrick believes all problems can be solved by a punch to the stomach.
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Badass Grandpa cleaning
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* BadassGrandpa: Pops, who used to be a boxer and scares the hell out of Mitch.
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* TheCameo: Creator/DonRickles as the theater owner. Also, Creator/AdamSandler as {{Satan}}, and Gary Coleman as himself. Oh, also, Creator/JohnGoodman as the mayor and Creator/RebeccaRomijn as the BeardedLady.
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* TheCameo: Creator/DonRickles as the theater owner. Also, Creator/AdamSandler as {{Satan}}, and Gary Coleman as himself. Oh, also, Creator/JohnGoodman as the mayor and Creator/RebeccaRomijn as the BeardedLady. Gord Martineau, longtime Creator/{{Citytv}} Toronto news anchor, appears as a reporter (at one point getting hit on the head by a flung tape recorder).
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* AlwaysALiveTransmission:. Mitch and Sam interrupt a live ad for a car dealership by revealing that the cars are all "loaded with dead hookers!" (actually, Sam and Mitch hired a bunch of prostitutes to play dead), then use the stolen spotlight to advertise their own revenge-for-hire business. The commercial actually earns them a bunch of new customers.
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* SoundOnlyDeath: [[CrowningMomentOfFunny The fish scene.]]
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* SoundOnlyDeath: [[CrowningMomentOfFunny [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments The fish scene.]]
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* FailedAttemptAtDrama: When Sam provokes a bar brawl, Jimmy decides to enhance the fighting atmosphere with some appropriate music:
-->'''Mike:''' Looks like there's gonna be a brawl. You playin' something good?\\
'''Jimmy:''' '''''Hell yeah!''''' [[Music/TheRollingStones Rollin' Stones]]! "Street-Fightin' Man"! G! SEVEN!\\
'''Mike:''' ... You just hit G-''8''.\\
''["Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" starts playing, to Jimmy's embarrassment.]''
-->'''Mike:''' Looks like there's gonna be a brawl. You playin' something good?\\
'''Jimmy:''' '''''Hell yeah!''''' [[Music/TheRollingStones Rollin' Stones]]! "Street-Fightin' Man"! G! SEVEN!\\
'''Mike:''' ... You just hit G-''8''.\\
''["Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" starts playing, to Jimmy's embarrassment.]''
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* MajorInjuryUnderreaction: A classic example; Mitch reacts to being {{Prison Rape}}d as if he were a teacher chiding a gang of troublesome students for throwing water balloons at him.
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* {{Understatement}}: A classic example; Mitch reacts to being {{Prison Rape}}d as if he were a teacher chiding a gang of troublesome students for throwing water balloons at him.
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* {{Understatement}}: A classic example; Mitch reacts to being {{Prison Rape}}d as if he were a teacher chiding a gang of troublesome students for throwing water balloons at him.
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* TheCameo: Creator/DonRickles as the theater owner. Also, Creator/AdamSandler as {{Satan}}, and Gary Coleman as himself. Oh, also, John Goodman as the mayor and Rebecca Romijn as the Bearded Lady.
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* TheCameo: Creator/DonRickles as the theater owner. Also, Creator/AdamSandler as {{Satan}}, and Gary Coleman as himself. Oh, also, John Goodman Creator/JohnGoodman as the mayor and Rebecca Romijn Creator/RebeccaRomijn as the Bearded Lady.BeardedLady.
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'''Dr. Farthing:''' Well I... kind of thought I ''did'', with that whole betting analogy.
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'''Dr. Farthing:''' Farthing:'''Oh. Well I... I... I kind of thought I ''did'', with that whole betting analogy.
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* SidetrackedByTheAnalogy: A rare example in which it's the character actually making the analogy who gets sidetracked, to the point where the analogy isn't as much of an analogy as he thought it was:
-->'''Dr. Farthing:''' Let me ask you something; are you a betting man?\\
'''Sam:''' I dunno. I guess.\\
'''Dr. Farthing:''' Well, if someone were taking odds on your father's bout with death, I'd bet everything I own... on death. It's a good bet. Chances are, he'll probably die.\\
''[Sam collapses in grief]''\\
'''Mitch:''' Jesus, Doc, couldn't you have prepared him a little for that?\\
'''Dr. Farthing:''' Well I... kind of thought I ''did'', with that whole betting analogy.
-->'''Dr. Farthing:''' Let me ask you something; are you a betting man?\\
'''Sam:''' I dunno. I guess.\\
'''Dr. Farthing:''' Well, if someone were taking odds on your father's bout with death, I'd bet everything I own... on death. It's a good bet. Chances are, he'll probably die.\\
''[Sam collapses in grief]''\\
'''Mitch:''' Jesus, Doc, couldn't you have prepared him a little for that?\\
'''Dr. Farthing:''' Well I... kind of thought I ''did'', with that whole betting analogy.
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* TheCameo: DonRickles as the theater owner. Also, Creator/AdamSandler as {{Satan}}, and Gary Coleman as himself. Oh, also, John Goodman as the mayor and Rebecca Romijn as the Bearded Lady.
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* TheCameo: DonRickles Creator/DonRickles as the theater owner. Also, Creator/AdamSandler as {{Satan}}, and Gary Coleman as himself. Oh, also, John Goodman as the mayor and Rebecca Romijn as the Bearded Lady.
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'''Sam''': Okay. Did you ever say [[StupidSexyFlanders you can see]] why women find SeanConnery sexy?\\
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'''Sam''': Okay. Did you ever say [[StupidSexyFlanders you can see]] why women find SeanConnery Creator/SeanConnery sexy?\\
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* TheGamblingAddict: Dr. Farthing even made a bet before ''Film/RockyIII'' came out that Rocky would lose in the end. [[note]]Actually not quite as stupid as it sounds, since at that point his record was one loss and one win.[[/note]]
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[[caption-width-right:302:Revenge is sweet(and surprisingly affordable)!]]
[[caption-width-right:302:Revenge is sweet(and surprisingly affordable)!]]
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Co-written by [=MacDonald=], and directed by Creator/BobSaget. Yes, the star of ''Series/FullHouse'' and ''Series/AmericasFunniestHomeVideos''!
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''Looking for the trope? See DirtyBusiness.''
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!!Provides Examples Of:
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* PrisonRape: Happens to Mitch when he and Sam are sent to prison. Played for laughs when his reaction is is to chastise them with the same seriousness as if he were given a wedgie.
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* IBangedYourMom: Pops springs the news on Mitch that [[LukeIAmYourFather he's his father]]. For proof, he shows Mitch a heart locket with their photos in it. When Mitch protests that doesn't prove anything, he brings out photos of the two in the middle of sex, much to the horror of Mitch.
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* ArmyOfThievesAndWhores: Mitch organizes a crack team assembled of senior citizens, homeless dudes, and "my loyal army of prostitutes" to stop Travis Cole.
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* ComedicSociopathy
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* ComedicSociopathyComedicSociopathy: It's a movie about petty revenge.
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* CorruptCorporateExecutive
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* CorruptCorporateExecutiveCorruptCorporateExecutive: Travis Cole, who is demolishing peoples' homes to make room for his opera fascination.
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-->'''Mitch:''' I've never seen so many dead hookers in my life!
-->'''Creepy Guy:''' Lord knows I have.
-->'''Creepy Guy:''' Lord knows I have.
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-->'''Mitch:''' I've never seen so many dead hookers in my life!
-->'''Creepylife!\\
'''Creepy Guy:''' Lord knows I have.
-->'''Creepy
'''Creepy Guy:''' Lord knows I have.
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--> '''Sam''': Did you ever kill anyone?
--> '''Mitch''': No.
--> '''Sam''': Did you ever climb Mt. Everest?
--> '''Mitch''': No.
--> '''Sam''': Okay. Did you ever say [[StupidSexyFlanders you can see]] why women find SeanConnery sexy?
--> '''Mitch''': [[BlatantLies Nnooooo...!]]
--> '''Mitch''': No.
--> '''Sam''': Did you ever climb Mt. Everest?
--> '''Mitch''': No.
--> '''Sam''': Okay. Did you ever say [[StupidSexyFlanders you can see]] why women find SeanConnery sexy?
--> '''Mitch''': [[BlatantLies Nnooooo...!]]
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'''Mitch''':
-->
'''Sam''': Did you ever climb Mt.
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'''Mitch''':
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'''Sam''': Okay. Did you ever say [[StupidSexyFlanders you can see]] why women find SeanConnery
-->
'''Mitch''': [[BlatantLies Nnooooo...!]]
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-->'''Mitch''': Are you with me?
-->''*dead silence*''
-->'''Mitch''': Okay, are you with me based on the assumption that if I screw up, you all get to kick my ass?
-->''*crowd shouts enthusiastically*''
-->''*dead silence*''
-->'''Mitch''': Okay, are you with me based on the assumption that if I screw up, you all get to kick my ass?
-->''*crowd shouts enthusiastically*''
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-->'''Mitch''': Are you with me?
-->''*dead silence*''
-->'''Mitch''':me?\\
''*dead silence*''\\
'''Mitch''': Okay, are you with me based on the assumption that if I screw up, you all get to kick myass?
-->''*crowdass?\\
''*crowd shouts enthusiastically*''
-->''*dead silence*''
-->'''Mitch''':
''*dead silence*''\\
'''Mitch''': Okay, are you with me based on the assumption that if I screw up, you all get to kick my
-->''*crowd
''*crowd shouts enthusiastically*''
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-->'''Sam''': Remember in the second grade when we used those rusty soda can tops to become blood brothers? Well, it was really a bunch of trouble for nothing because we were already brothers!
-->'''Mitch''': Yeah, that's right. Hey, you remember in fifth grade when I was under the monkey bars and I sneaked a peek at your sister's underwear? You remember that? No, no, I was sneaking a peek at my ''own'' sister's underwear!
-->'''Sam''': Hahahaha, that's right! Oh yeah, and remember in the twelfth grade, [[BrotherSisterIncest you had sex with her?]] Ha—
-->''*awkward silence*''
-->'''Mitch''': Okay, enough reminiscing.
-->'''Mitch''': Yeah, that's right. Hey, you remember in fifth grade when I was under the monkey bars and I sneaked a peek at your sister's underwear? You remember that? No, no, I was sneaking a peek at my ''own'' sister's underwear!
-->'''Sam''': Hahahaha, that's right! Oh yeah, and remember in the twelfth grade, [[BrotherSisterIncest you had sex with her?]] Ha—
-->''*awkward silence*''
-->'''Mitch''': Okay, enough reminiscing.
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-->'''Sam''': Remember in the second grade when we used those rusty soda can tops to become blood brothers? Well, it was really a bunch of trouble for nothing because we were already brothers!
-->'''Mitch''':brothers!\\
'''Mitch''': Yeah, that's right. Hey, you remember in fifth grade when I was under the monkey bars and I sneaked a peek at your sister's underwear? You remember that? No, no, I was sneaking a peek at my ''own'' sister'sunderwear!
-->'''Sam''':underwear!\\
'''Sam''': Hahahaha, that's right! Oh yeah, and remember in the twelfth grade, [[BrotherSisterIncest you had sex with her?]]Ha—
-->''*awkward silence*''
-->'''Mitch''':Ha—\\
''*awkward silence*''\\
'''Mitch''': Okay, enough reminiscing.
-->'''Mitch''':
'''Mitch''': Yeah, that's right. Hey, you remember in fifth grade when I was under the monkey bars and I sneaked a peek at your sister's underwear? You remember that? No, no, I was sneaking a peek at my ''own'' sister's
-->'''Sam''':
'''Sam''': Hahahaha, that's right! Oh yeah, and remember in the twelfth grade, [[BrotherSisterIncest you had sex with her?]]
-->''*awkward silence*''
-->'''Mitch''':
''*awkward silence*''\\
'''Mitch''': Okay, enough reminiscing.
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-->'''Kathy''': You two are brothers?
-->'''Mitch''': Yeah, it's a long story.
-->'''Sam''': My dad boned his mom.
-->'''Mitch''': Okay, it's a short story.
-->'''Mitch''': Yeah, it's a long story.
-->'''Sam''': My dad boned his mom.
-->'''Mitch''': Okay, it's a short story.
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-->'''Kathy''': You two are brothers?
-->'''Mitch''':brothers?\\
'''Mitch''': Yeah, it's a longstory.
-->'''Sam''':story.\\
'''Sam''': My dad boned hismom.
-->'''Mitch''':mom.\\
'''Mitch''': Okay, it's a short story.
-->'''Mitch''':
'''Mitch''': Yeah, it's a long
-->'''Sam''':
'''Sam''': My dad boned his
-->'''Mitch''':
'''Mitch''': Okay, it's a short story.
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-->Show this guy what we do to cops!
-->''*Gunshots*''
-->Say hello to the Devil for me!
-->Behind you!
-->I've been hit! Pablo, kill them! Kill them!!!
-->Make your gun spark(?) like the Devil himself!
-->''*More Gunshots*''
-->Burn in hell, you bastards!
-->Oh, sweet Jesus, he's got me!
-->Mark, over there! Grab it! I use it to cut firewood!
-->''*[[ChainsawGood RRRNNNNNN!!!]]*''
-->Now you're killing me with that chainsaw!
-->[[NarmCharm He took away my chainsaw, and now he's using it on me!]]
-->Oh, God, is that a hand grenade?
-->''*Loud Explosion*''
-->''*Gunshots*''
-->Say hello to the Devil for me!
-->Behind you!
-->I've been hit! Pablo, kill them! Kill them!!!
-->Make your gun spark(?) like the Devil himself!
-->''*More Gunshots*''
-->Burn in hell, you bastards!
-->Oh, sweet Jesus, he's got me!
-->Mark, over there! Grab it! I use it to cut firewood!
-->''*[[ChainsawGood RRRNNNNNN!!!]]*''
-->Now you're killing me with that chainsaw!
-->[[NarmCharm He took away my chainsaw, and now he's using it on me!]]
-->Oh, God, is that a hand grenade?
-->''*Loud Explosion*''
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-->Show this guy what we do to cops!
-->''*Gunshots*''
-->Saycops!\\
''*Gunshots*''\\
Say hello to the Devil forme!
-->Behind you!
-->I'veme!\\
Behind you!\\
I've been hit! Pablo, kill them! Killthem!!!
-->Makethem!\\
Make your gun spark(?) like the Devilhimself!
-->''*More Gunshots*''
-->Burnhimself!\\
''*More Gunshots*''\\
Burn in hell, youbastards!
-->Oh,bastards!\\
Oh, sweet Jesus, he's gotme!
-->Mark,me!\\
Mark, over there! Grab it! I use it to cutfirewood!
-->''*[[ChainsawGood RRRNNNNNN!!!]]*''
-->Nowfirewood!\\
''*[[ChainsawGood RRRNNNNNN!]]*''\\
Now you're killing me with thatchainsaw!
-->[[NarmCharmchainsaw!\\
[[NarmCharm He took away my chainsaw, and now he's using it onme!]]
-->Oh,me!]]\\
Oh, God, is that a handgrenade?
-->''*Loudgrenade?\\
''*Loud Explosion*''
-->''*Gunshots*''
-->Say
''*Gunshots*''\\
Say hello to the Devil for
-->Behind you!
-->I've
Behind you!\\
I've been hit! Pablo, kill them! Kill
-->Make
Make your gun spark(?) like the Devil
-->''*More Gunshots*''
-->Burn
''*More Gunshots*''\\
Burn in hell, you
-->Oh,
Oh, sweet Jesus, he's got
-->Mark,
Mark, over there! Grab it! I use it to cut
-->''*[[ChainsawGood RRRNNNNNN!!!]]*''
-->Now
''*[[ChainsawGood RRRNNNNNN!]]*''\\
Now you're killing me with that
-->[[NarmCharm
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-->Oh,
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-->Sam, are you pissing off the side of the building?
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-->'''Mitch:''' I've never seen so many dead hookers in my life!
-->'''Creepy Guy:''' Lord knows I have.
-->'''Creepy Guy:''' Lord knows I have.