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& BathroomBreakOut: After the FBI fly her to the US in exchange for the information her father gave her, Cataleya gives them the slip by pretending she needs the bathroom. By the time the agent who was escorting her realises she's taking too long and goes to check on her, she's already long gone.

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& * BathroomBreakOut: After the FBI fly her to the US in exchange for the information her father gave her, Cataleya gives them the slip by pretending she needs the bathroom. By the time the agent who was escorting her realises she's taking too long and goes to check on her, she's already long gone.
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& BathroomBreakOut: After the FBI fly her to the US in exchange for the information her father gave her, Cataleya gives them the slip by pretending she needs the bathroom. By the time the agent who was escorting her realises she's taking too long and goes to check on her, she's already long gone.

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* AgeAppropriateAngst: Young Cataleya, after watching her parents killed in front of her, sheds a single tear. She doesn't really cry until much later when she gets to Tio Emilio. {{Justified}} in that she had other things to worry about at the moment. Years later though, Cataleya breaks into sobs immediately after seeing her grandmother's body.
* AntiHero: Cataleya herself is either a Type IV or a Type V, being a professional assassin, albeit one with sympathetic motivations.
* ArcWords: "Never forget... Never forget where you came from."

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* AgeAppropriateAngst: Young Cataleya, after watching her parents killed in front of her, sheds a single tear. She doesn't really cry until much later when she gets to reaches Tio Emilio. {{Justified}} [[JustifiedTrope Justified]] in that she had other things to worry about at the moment. Years later later, though, Cataleya breaks into sobs immediately after seeing [[spoiler:seeing her grandmother's body.
* AntiHero: Cataleya herself is either a Type IV or a Type V, being a professional assassin, albeit one with sympathetic motivations.
* ArcWords: "Never forget... Never forget where you came from."
body]].



** SD cards and ''Series/XenaWarriorPrincess'' did not exist in 1992. But since it would have been harder to explain to viewers who [[Franchise/StreetFighter Chun-Li]] is, as well as try to find a way to get Cataleya to eat a CD...

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** SD cards and ''Series/XenaWarriorPrincess'' did not exist in 1992. But since it would have been harder to explain to viewers who [[Franchise/StreetFighter Chun-Li]] is, as well as try trying to find a way to get Cataleya to eat a CD...



* AntiHero: Cataleya herself is either a Type IV or a Type V, being a professional assassin, albeit one with sympathetic motivations.



* {{BFG}}: Try a Blaser R93 Sniper Rifle.

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* {{BFG}}: Try a They don't get much bigger than the Blaser R93 Sniper Rifle.sniper rifle Cataleya uses to threaten Steven into giving up Don Luis' location.



* BookEnds: Emilio's first appearance consists of him brutally beating a man tied to a chair. His last appearance consists of [[spoiler:Cataleya finding his bloodied body tied to a chair, having apparently been killed in the exact same matter.]]



* CallBack:
** Emilio, in his EstablishingCharacterMoment, is seen beating a man to death. [[spoiler: Cataleya finds his body with evidence that he too suffered the same fate.]]
** When Cataleya feeds the dogs early in the movie, they didn't move to eat until she commands them to "eat." [[spoiler: Later, she feeds Sandoval to them.]]



* TheCartel: Cataleya declares war on them after they kill her family.
%%* ChekhovsGun: [[spoiler:Cataleya's dogs, who eat the cartel head.]]
%%* ChekhovsSkill: [[spoiler:Eating on cue.]]
%%* CombatPragmatist: Cataleya. Then again, these are bad guys that WouldHitAGirl.

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* TheCartel: Run by Don Luis, with Cataleya's father as his partner until he tries to pull out and gets killed for it. Cataleya declares war on them after they kill her family.
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as a result.
*
ChekhovsGun: [[spoiler:Cataleya's dogs, who When Cataleya feeds her dogs early in the movie, they didn't move to eat the cartel head.]]
%%* ChekhovsSkill: [[spoiler:Eating on cue.]]
%%* CombatPragmatist: Cataleya. Then again, these are bad guys that WouldHitAGirl.
until she commands them to "eat." [[spoiler: Later, she feeds Don Luis to them.]]



%%* DangerTakesABackSeat
%%* TheDeterminator: Cataleya, and she stays one for more than 15 years!

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%%* DangerTakesABackSeat
%%* TheDeterminator: Cataleya, and she stays one for more than 15 years!
* {{Determinator}}: ''Nothing'' is going to stop Cataleya from avenging her parents. Not Emilio, not the FBI, not Don Luis' men - ''nothing''.



* DramaticDrop: Cataleya drops her pistol when she sees Emilio's body.

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* DramaticDrop: Cataleya drops her pistol when she sees Emilio's body.[[spoiler:Emilio's body]].
* DramaticIrony: Ross consistently refers to the Tag Killer as male and, when one of the detectives finds evidence that Valerie Phillips may have been the killer, Ross summarily ignores it and insists that the killer can't be a woman. The viewer, of course, knows that "Valerie Phillips" is just an alias of Cataleya, who ''is'' the Tag Killer.



* FanserviceExtra: Willie, the Ponzi scheme guy, has a PaidHarem of four lingerie-clad women. Subverted in that it's played for FanDisservice as he's an overweight, middle-aged man.

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* FalseReassurance: After shooting Willie in the legs, Cataleya tells him, "I'm not going to kill you." Willie is, at that precise moment, kneeling atop the glass ceiling of his shank tank. No prizes for guessing what happens next.
* FanserviceExtra: Willie, the Ponzi scheme guy, has a PaidHarem of four lingerie-clad women. Subverted in that it's played for FanDisservice as he's an overweight, middle-aged man.man, and girls are clearly drugged out of their minds.



%%* GirlsWithGuns
* GoryDiscretionShot: Cutting to the outside of the van, [[spoiler: which is rocking back and forth as Cataleya's dogs eat the cartel head.]]
%%* HeroAntagonist: The FBI and the police.
%%* HeroesLoveDogs: And they make for good [[remote-trigger cartel boss killers, too.]]
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%%* GirlsWithGuns
* GoryDiscretionShot: Cutting GoryDiscretionShot:
** We don't see the deaths of Cataleya's parents, only a close-up of Cataleya's horrified face and the sound of numerous gunshots.
** This happens at the end with [[spoiler: the death of Don Luis; after Cataleya orders her dogs to attack him, it cuts
to the outside of the van, [[spoiler: which is rocking back and forth violently as Cataleya's dogs eat the cartel head.he's mauled to death.]]
%%* * HeroAntagonist: The FBI and the police.
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police are, from their perspective, merely trying to stop "the Tag Killer", a prolific SerialKiller with 22 known victims as of the start of the film. Ross ends up cooperating with Cataleya once he learns of her motivation (though it helps that she threatens him quite extensively).
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HeroesLoveDogs: And they make for good [[remote-trigger cartel boss killers, too.]]
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Played with, Cataleya is explicitly told that she's spoiling her dogs, to which she replies that she's merely training them. [[spoiler:We get to see at the end exactly ''what'' she was training them for.]]



* ImprovisedWeapon: The climax manages to do this with a towel and toothbrushes. And it's awesome.
* InsecurityCamera: PlayedStraight in her first hit, as she's trying to frame a guard. Subverted later, since when she shoots out some cameras to hide her movement, it tells the FBI exactly where she is.

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* ImprovisedWeapon: The climax manages Cataleya and Marco's climactic fight takes place in one of the bathrooms of Don Luis' mansion, and sees them trying to do this strangle each other with a towel towels and toothbrushes. And it's awesome.
stab each other with toothbrushes.
* InsecurityCamera: PlayedStraight in her first hit, as she's trying to frame a guard. guard - she tilts one camera to point away from the scene, and gains access to Rizzo's cell by holding the unconscious guard up to another camera in such a way that it hides her from view. Subverted later, since later during her escape from her apartment building, as when she shoots out some cameras to hide her movement, it tells the FBI exactly where she is.



* LaserSight: The red dot helps to let the target know she's not bluffing.

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* LaserSight: The During Ross' confrontation with Steve, Cataleya makes her presence known via the red dot helps to let the target know she's not bluffing.on Steve's chest.



* MsFanservice: Cataleya. Just count the number of times she's naked, partially naked, wet or wearing skintight clothing.
%%* NobleDemon: Cataleya is one.
* NotStayingForBreakfast: Cataleya always leaves her boyfriend Delaney early on the mornings after they have sex.

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* MsFanservice: Cataleya. Just count the number of times she's naked, partially naked, wet wet, or wearing skintight clothing.
%%* NobleDemon: Cataleya is one.
* NotStayingForBreakfast: Cataleya always leaves her boyfriend Delaney early on in the mornings morning after they have sex.sex. The one time she oversleeps, she reacts as if she's made a grave mistake.



** With a healthy side of MoreDakka and a light garnishing of GunsAkimbo. Taken up to eleven after her last remaining relatives are killed. She dispenses with her ninja tactics, sends an RPG round through the front door and storms the place guns blazing.

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** With a healthy side of MoreDakka and a light garnishing of GunsAkimbo. Taken up to eleven after her [[spoiler:her last remaining relatives are killed.killed]]. She dispenses with her ninja tactics, sends an RPG round through the front door and storms the place guns blazing.



%%* SmallGirlBigGun: Especially that giant sniper rifle.

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%%* SmallGirlBigGun: Especially * RevealingCoverUp: After learning that giant sniper rifle.the flowers the Tag Killer paints on their victims are cataleya orchids, Ross tries to search the FBI database for "cataleya" only to get hit with a CIA "access denied" screen. This tells him that he's stumbled across something even bigger than he'd expected, and Steve's ObstructiveBureaucrat nature when he tries to gain access only confirms it, but he can't make any further headway until Cataleya herself gets involved.



%%* SpyCatsuit: The prison sequence.

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%%* * SpyCatsuit: The Cataleya changes into one during her mission to kill Rizzo during the prison sequence.scene.



%%* UnscrupulousHero: Cataleya.
* UnusuallyUninterestingSight: Emilio, in an attempt to scare Cataleya [[spoiler: out of wanting to be an assassin, casually pulls out a gun and takes potshots at a passing car. In broad daylight. In the middle of Chicago. ''In front of a school.'']] ''No one'' cares that he did this.
%%Which is it? This entry shouldn't talk to itself.** It isn't that no one cares. It was that shooting in such a situation was so unexpected that Emilio and Cataleya went unnoticed in the resulting chaos. He waited until no one was watching them to start shooting and then acted completely casual as they were leaving.



* WaifFu: [[spoiler: Cataleya does plenty of this against TheDragon.]]

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* WaifFu: [[spoiler: Cataleya does plenty of this against TheDragon.]]
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%%* AntiHero: Cataleya herself is either a Type IV or a Type V.

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%%* * AntiHero: Cataleya herself is either a Type IV or a Type V.V, being a professional assassin, albeit one with sympathetic motivations.



%%** Danny's phone is an iPhone 3G.

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%%** ** Danny's phone is an iPhone 3G.3G, which likewise did not exist at the time the scene is set.
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* SpiritualSuccessor: The movie began life as a sequel to ''[[Film/TheProfessional Leon: The Professional]]'' and mainly centered around a grown-up Mathilda Lando becoming a "cleaner" much like her deceased mentor Leon Montana as well as [[CanonWelding being set in the same universe]] as ''[[Film/{{Nikita}} La Femme Nikita]]'', but was changed into something else over the years due to Gaumont holding the intellectual rights to the property and Luc Besson leaving the company after the failure of 1998's ''Film/TheMessengerTheStoryOfJoanOfArc''.
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* AirVentPassageway: Cateleya sneaks through the ventilation system of the jail to get to her target. Somewhat subverted, as despite her slender frame the vents are still claustrophobically small and she has to improvise a way past a fan. Later, she uses the vents in her building to escape the FBI raid on her house.

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* AirVentPassageway: Cateleya Cataleya sneaks through the ventilation system of the jail to get to her target. Somewhat subverted, as despite her slender frame the vents are still claustrophobically small and she has to improvise a way past a fan. Later, she uses the vents in her building to escape the FBI raid on her house.



* AssholeVictim: Ross notes that all of Catelyna's victims are scumbag criminals.

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* AssholeVictim: Ross notes that all of Catelyna's Cataleya's victims are scumbag criminals.
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''Colombiana'' is a 2011 action movie starring Creator/ZoeSaldana, written and produced by Creator/LucBesson. The film follows Cataleya Restrepo, daughter of a member of a Colombian cartel. Her parents were killed when she was 9, forcing her to flee to Chicago to live with her uncle. Using her uncle's tutelage and own intelligence, Cataleya becomes a beautiful and deadly assassin driven by vengeance for her parents' deaths.

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''Colombiana'' is a 2011 action movie starring Creator/ZoeSaldana, written and produced by Creator/LucBesson. The film follows Cataleya Restrepo, daughter of a member of a Colombian cartel. Her parents were killed when she was 9, nine, forcing her to flee to Chicago to live with her uncle. Using her uncle's tutelage and own intelligence, Cataleya becomes a beautiful and deadly assassin driven by vengeance for her parents' deaths.



* FiveFiveFive: Delaney's mobile number shown while it's being traced.

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* FiveFiveFive: Delaney's mobile number number, shown while it's being traced.



* AssholeVictim: Ross notes that all of Catelynas victims are scumbag criminals.

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* AssholeVictim: Ross notes that all of Catelynas Catelyna's victims are scumbag criminals.



* PreciousPhoto: Emilio has one of his brother's (Cataleya's father) family. After passing it on to Cataleya, she treasures it a well.

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* PreciousPhoto: Emilio has one of his brother's (Cataleya's father) family. After passing it on to Cataleya, she treasures it a as well.



* ProperlyParanoid: Cataleya empties the guns her target might use, searches an FBI agent's house for hidden cameras, and seems to have planned an air-vent escape from her apartment if it's ever raided.

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* ProperlyParanoid: Cataleya empties the guns her target might use, searches an FBI agent's house for hidden cameras, and seems to have planned an air-vent escape from her apartment if on the chance it's ever raided.



** Her uncle Emilio apparently went on one of his own after his son was killed, and admits that [[VengeanceFeelsEmpty it did nothing for his grief.]]

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** Her uncle Emilio apparently went on one of his own after his son was killed, and admits that [[VengeanceFeelsEmpty it did nothing for his grief.]]

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Renamed a while ago, plus breaking up slashing


* EverythingsEvenWorseWithSharks: [[spoiler:Cataleya offs a sleazy businessman (who got away with a huge Ponzi scheme) by dumping him in his own SharkPool.]]



* JustAStupidAccent[=/=]TranslationConvention: The Hispanic actors hardly ever speak Spanish, even in the scenes in Colombia, but they do make sure to pronounce Spanish words correctly.


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* ThreateningShark: [[spoiler:Cataleya offs a sleazy businessman (who got away with a huge Ponzi scheme) by dumping him in his own SharkPool.]]
* TranslationConvention: The Hispanic actors hardly ever speak Spanish, even in the scenes in Colombia, but they do make sure to pronounce Spanish words correctly.
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* AirVentPassageway: Cateleya sneaks through the ventilation system of the jail to get to her target. Somewhat subverted, as the vents are claustrophobically small and she has to improvise a way past a fan. Later, she uses the vents in her building to escape the FBI raid on her house.

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* AirVentPassageway: Cateleya sneaks through the ventilation system of the jail to get to her target. Somewhat subverted, as despite her slender frame the vents are still claustrophobically small and she has to improvise a way past a fan. Later, she uses the vents in her building to escape the FBI raid on her house.
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* FanserviceExtra: Willie, the Ponzi scheme guy, has a PaidHarem of four lingerie-clad women.

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* FanserviceExtra: Willie, the Ponzi scheme guy, has a PaidHarem of four lingerie-clad women. Subverted in that it's played for FanDisservice as he's an overweight, middle-aged man.
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Up To Eleven is being dewicked.


** With a healthy side of MoreDakka and a light garnishing of GunsAkimbo. Taken UpToEleven after her last remaining relatives are killed. She dispenses with her ninja tactics, sends an RPG round through the front door and storms the place guns blazing.

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** With a healthy side of MoreDakka and a light garnishing of GunsAkimbo. Taken UpToEleven up to eleven after her last remaining relatives are killed. She dispenses with her ninja tactics, sends an RPG round through the front door and storms the place guns blazing.
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** SD cards and ''Series/XenaWarriorPrincess'' did not exist in 1992. But since it would have been harder to explain to viewers who [[StreetFighter Chun-Li]] is, as well as try to find a way to get Cataleya to eat a CD...

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** SD cards and ''Series/XenaWarriorPrincess'' did not exist in 1992. But since it would have been harder to explain to viewers who [[StreetFighter [[Franchise/StreetFighter Chun-Li]] is, as well as try to find a way to get Cataleya to eat a CD...
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* CIAEvilFBIGood: Agent Ross of the FBI continually comes to grips against Agent Williams of the CIA, who is actively stonewalling Ross' investigation to prevent him from discovering Agency's ties to the cartel boss who killed Cataleya's parents.
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* PantsPositiveSafety: A nice bit of {{fanservice}} with Cataleya dancing in her apartment with a Beretta Storm shoved in the back of her [[WhoWearsShortShorts short shorts]]. Followed by a ShowerScene and OralFixation.

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* PantsPositiveSafety: A nice bit of {{fanservice}} with Cataleya dancing in her apartment with a Beretta Storm shoved in the back of her [[WhoWearsShortShorts short shorts]].shorts. Followed by a ShowerScene and OralFixation.
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* NotStayingForBreakfast: She always leaves her "boyfriend" Delaney early in the morning.

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* NotStayingForBreakfast: She Cataleya always leaves her "boyfriend" boyfriend Delaney early in on the morning.mornings after they have sex.

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* ParentalAbandonment: Both of Cataleya's parents were killed in front of her by a drug baron's gunmen.



* ProperlyParanoid: Cateleya empties the guns her target might use, searches an FBI agent's house for hidden cameras, and seems to have planned an air-vent escape from her apartment if it's ever raided.

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* ProperlyParanoid: Cateleya Cataleya empties the guns her target might use, searches an FBI agent's house for hidden cameras, and seems to have planned an air-vent escape from her apartment if it's ever raided.


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* ResignationsNotAccepted: Cataleya's father Fabio tried to peacefully walk away from his criminal lifestyle as an enforcer for drug baron Don Luis Sandoval. Luis acted like he would accept this before immediately sending out his gunmen to kill Fabio along with his wife and Cataleya (only she survived).
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* LittleMissBadass: Cataleya already showed extreme skills as a 9 year old, pinning a gangster's hand to the table then escaping his well-armed associates through LeParkour. She grew up to be quite the lovely ActionGirl assassin, too.

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* LittleMissBadass: Cataleya already showed extreme skills as a 9 year old, pinning a gangster's hand to the table then escaping his well-armed associates through LeParkour. She grew up to be quite the lovely ActionGirl assassin, too.

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%%* Action Girl: Cataleya herself.
%%** Her mother Alicia knows how to handle {{BFG}} as well.

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%%* Action Girl: * ActionGirl:
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Cataleya herself.
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herself. Even as a girl she's capable of surprising a hardened gangster and escaping. Then she's trained to be an expert assassin later by her gangster uncle.
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Her mother Alicia knows how to handle a {{BFG}} as well.



* AntiHero: Cataleya herself is either a Type IV or a Type V.

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* %%* AntiHero: Cataleya herself is either a Type IV or a Type V.



** Danny's phone is an iPhone 3G.

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** %%** Danny's phone is an iPhone 3G.



* ChekhovsGun: [[spoiler:Cataleya's dogs, who eat the cartel head]]
* ChekhovsSkill: [[spoiler:Eating on cue.]]

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* %%* ChekhovsGun: [[spoiler:Cataleya's dogs, who eat the cartel head]]
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head.]]
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ChekhovsSkill: [[spoiler:Eating on cue.]]



* CombatPragmatist: Cataleya. Then again, these are bad guys that WouldHitAGirl.

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* %%* CombatPragmatist: Cataleya. Then again, these are bad guys that WouldHitAGirl.



* DangerTakesABackSeat
* TheDeterminator: Cataleya, and she stays one for more than 15 years!

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* %%* DangerTakesABackSeat
* %%* TheDeterminator: Cataleya, and she stays one for more than 15 years!



* TheDragon: Marco

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* %%* TheDragon: Marco



* FlowerMotif: The "Cataleya" orchid. (also "[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pleurothallis Colombiana]]" is a real kind of orchid).

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* FlowerMotif: The "Cataleya" orchid. orchid (also "[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pleurothallis Colombiana]]" is a real kind of orchid).



* GirlsWithGuns

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* %%* GirlsWithGuns



* HeroAntagonist: The FBI and the police.
* HeroesLoveDogs: And they make for good [[remote-trigger cartel boss killers, too.]]
* HollywoodSilencer

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* %%* HeroAntagonist: The FBI and the police.
* %%* HeroesLoveDogs: And they make for good [[remote-trigger cartel boss killers, too.]]
* %%%* HollywoodSilencer



* LittleMissBadass: And she grew up to be quite the lovely ActionGirl, too.

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* LittleMissBadass: And she Cataleya already showed extreme skills as a 9 year old, pinning a gangster's hand to the table then escaping his well-armed associates through LeParkour. She grew up to be quite the lovely ActionGirl, ActionGirl assassin, too.



* NobleDemon: Cataleya is one.

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* %%* NobleDemon: Cataleya is one.



* PetTheDog: Cataleya looks to be going into DeathSeeker territory after they kill the last of her family, until she realises her dogs are family too, and brings them along. [[spoiler: They get a part in the action too.]]

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* PetTheDog: Cataleya looks to be going into DeathSeeker territory after they kill the last of her family, until she realises realizes her dogs are family too, and brings them along. [[spoiler: They get a part in the action too.]]



* ProfessionalKiller: Cataleya.

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* %%* ProfessionalKiller: Cataleya.



* RoaringRampageOfRevenge: With a healthy side of MoreDakka and a light garnishing of GunsAkimbo. Taken UpToEleven after her last remaining relatives are killed. She dispenses with her ninja tactics, sends an RPG round through the front door and storms the place guns blazing.

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* RoaringRampageOfRevenge: RoaringRampageOfRevenge:
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With a healthy side of MoreDakka and a light garnishing of GunsAkimbo. Taken UpToEleven after her last remaining relatives are killed. She dispenses with her ninja tactics, sends an RPG round through the front door and storms the place guns blazing.



* SmallGirlBigGun: Especially that giant sniper rifle.

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* %%* SmallGirlBigGun: Especially that giant sniper rifle.



* SpyCatsuit: The prison sequence.

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* %%* SpyCatsuit: The prison sequence.



* SympatheticInspectorAntagonist: Ross and his team.
* TemptingFate: On seeing a laser dot on his chest, the CIA JerkAss boasts that the window is armoured against a direct hit from a 57mm shell. Cue warning shot fired through the glass. Damn these government contractors...
* UnscrupulousHero: Cataleya.

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* %%* SympatheticInspectorAntagonist: Ross and his team.
* TemptingFate: On seeing a laser dot on his chest, the CIA JerkAss boasts that the window is armoured armored against a direct hit from a 57mm shell. Cue warning shot fired through the glass. Damn these government contractors...
* %%* UnscrupulousHero: Cataleya.



** It isn't that no one cares. It was that shooting in such a situation was so unexpected that Emilio and Cataleya went unnoticed in the resulting chaos. He waited until no one was watching them to start shooting and then acted completely casual as they were leaving.

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%%Which is it? This entry shouldn't talk to itself.** It isn't that no one cares. It was that shooting in such a situation was so unexpected that Emilio and Cataleya went unnoticed in the resulting chaos. He waited until no one was watching them to start shooting and then acted completely casual as they were leaving.

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