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They Just Don't Care Anymore (abreviated to TJDCA) is a ''{{Transformers}}'' {{crack fic}} written by Ultimos-11.

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They ''They Just Don't Care Anymore Anymore'' (abreviated to TJDCA) is a ''{{Transformers}}'' {{crack fic}} written by Ultimos-11.



* LudicrousSpeed: Used by Galvatron to pursue the Autobots in the fleeing Fortress Maximus. TakenUpToEleven by Optimus, who insisted on going to Oh Shiiiii-! Speed in order to catch up. Naturally, his crew abandons him.

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* LudicrousSpeed: Used by Galvatron to pursue the Autobots in the fleeing Fortress Maximus. TakenUpToEleven Taken UpToEleven by Optimus, who insisted on going to Oh Shiiiii-! Speed in order to catch up. Naturally, his crew abandons him.


* NoKillLikeOverkill: Astrotrain takes control of a meteorite and forces it to crash into a city just to kill Dirge.



* TheyKilledKenny: Dirge, to the point that he dresses as him as Halloween...and dies...repeatedly.

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* TheyKilledKenny: ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill: Astrotrain takes control of a meteorite and forces it to crash into a city just to kill Dirge.
* TheyKilledKennyAgain:
Dirge, to the point that he dresses as him as Halloween...and dies...repeatedly.







* AlternateCharacterInterpretation: Are you kidding? For starters, Cyclonus and Jazz are best friends, Optimus Prime in an incompetent idiot, Starscream is everyone's bitch, the majority of the Decepticons are insane and the Autobots aren't much better and Galvatron is...well, pretty much the same actually.



* CompleteMonster: Aku, Wheeljack, Inferno and Blades.
* CrowningMomentofAwesome: Jazz taking out sixty Decepticons using only sixty bullets...and winning.
** Sara taking out an entire army of zombies to prove that she is not, as Daniel insists on calling her, a minor character.
* CrowningMomentofFunny: Lots, such as: Skywarp decimating his own forces (and Cliffjumper) when he drops a nitroglycerin loaded ice cream invented by Wheeljack (they got better).
** Bombshell attempting to save his alien insect "wife" Deidre, from Thundercracker and Blitzwing...and then apparently killing her after she eats his leg.
** An entire species of [[InvaderZim GIR]] esque aliens.
** Frequent allusions to Springer accidentally making out with Starscream's ghost.
** Wheeljack destroying a Burger King/Hungry Jacks with minimal Decdepticon Presence, killing a number of human hostages in the process (which Optimus writes off as "Acceptable losses!").
** Anything Cliffjumper says or does.



* HighOctaneNightmareFuel: Wheeljack's inhumane experiments, from the Mobile Land Shark, to his horribly deformed Pretenders to a human that he pumped full of the T-Virus (so much so that Optimus vomits into his faceplate).
* HoYay: Tracks and Warpath.



* IGotBetter: Dirge, who dies in almost every chapter, along with Huffer, Gears, Brawn (who points out the absurdity of dying from a shot to the shoulder), Thundercracker, Skywarp and the Insecticons.
* Jerkass: Lots, Cliffjumper, Cosmos, Wheeljack, Blitzwing, Slingshot, Hot Rod, Galvatron, Daniel and Sparky.

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* IGotBetter: Dirge, who dies in almost every chapter, along with Huffer, Gears, Brawn (who points out the absurdity of dying from a shot to the shoulder), Thundercracker, Skywarp and the Insecticons.
* Jerkass:
{{Jerkass}}: Lots, Cliffjumper, Cosmos, Wheeljack, Blitzwing, Slingshot, Hot Rod, Galvatron, Daniel and Sparky.



* Running Gag: Dirge dying and Starscream's ghost being called a freak in almost every chapter.
* ShoutOut

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* Running Gag: RunningGag: Dirge dying and Starscream's ghost being called a freak in almost every chapter.
* ShoutOut
chapter.



* VillainSue: Aku, lampshaded by Sparky.



* TheWoobie: Starscream's ghost, who is often insulted for little or no reason, same with Seaspray.


* ParentalAbandonment: Ashlyn's parent's abandoned her as a baby because she looked like a demon.

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* ParentalAbandonment: Ashlyn's parent's abandoned her as a baby because she looked like a demon.demon.
* PlayingWithFire: Inferno, Fireflight, Kaen, Crystal and Ashlyn.
* PyroManiac: Again, Inferno.
* Running Gag: Dirge dying and Starscream's ghost being called a freak in almost every chapter.
* ShoutOut
* TheyKilledKenny: Dirge, to the point that he dresses as him as Halloween...and dies...repeatedly.
* TooDumbToLive: Almost all of the Decepticons, but the Autobots aren't much better. But especially the Dinoforce, who are considered dumb even by Decepticon Standards.
* VillainSue: Aku, lampshaded by Sparky.
* VoluntaryShapeshifting: Errol can change shapes between a weretiger, a man/tiger hyrbid and a human, Vlad can transform into a flock of vampire bats, and Aku can switch between "human" and evil black mist.
* TheWoobie: Starscream's ghost, who is often insulted for little or no reason, same with Seaspray.
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They Just Don't Care Anymore (abreviated to TJDCA) is a ''{{Transformers}}'' {{crack fic}} written by Ultimos-11.

Set shortly after season three, the majority of the Autobot and Decepticon forces have become apathetic, insanely idiotic or just plain jerkasses. Led by the grossly inept Optimus Prime and his right hand man (and brains of the group) Jazz, the Autobots try to defend the world from the evil (and mostly) insane Decepticons, such as the even inepter Galvatron and his stressed out assistant Cyclonus. Naturally, Jazz and Cyclonus have to struggle really, really hard to stop their leaders and teammates from screwing up...it's not easy.

As of chapter 20, it also features the Author's OCs, a vampire, a mechanic wielding a giant alien gauntlet, a girl with super strength, a pyrokinetic, a young weretiger, a cryokinetic, a mutant, a lad with lightning abilities, the mysterious second in command and a necromancer/demon with ambiguous loyalties.

[[Characters/TheyJustDontCareAnymore is starting a character sheet]]
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!!This fanfic contains examples of:



* AbusiveParents: Jenny, Crystal, James and Ashlyn all had these (not that Ashlyn cares).
* AlliterativeName: Wiley Watcher.
* AlternateCharacterInterpretation: Are you kidding? For starters, Cyclonus and Jazz are best friends, Optimus Prime in an incompetent idiot, Starscream is everyone's bitch, the majority of the Decepticons are insane and the Autobots aren't much better and Galvatron is...well, pretty much the same actually.
* AmbiguouslyGay: Starscream's ghost, who made out with Springer (Springer did it by accident, although it's unknown whether Starscream's ghost knew about it) and runs into a ladies rest room at the zoo, and Daniel, who calls a gunnery sergeant dreamy.
* AnIcePerson: Yukikaze and James.
* AxCrazy: Blades, who is considered to be even more violent and stupid than the Dinobots
* BadassCrew: The Minions, ranging from a cryokinetic, a pyrokinetic, a weretiger and a necromancer, among others.
* BadassNormal: Sara, despite not having any powers at all, has extensive combat abilities and wields a pair of kukris.
* BerserkButton: Many, for example, don't call Air Raid a Canadian chick, don't ask Inferno what beats napalm (don't make him happy either, that's even worse) and for the love of God, don't insult Galvatron's queen (Cyclonus).
* ButtMonkey: Starscream's ghost and Dirge.
* CompleteMonster: Aku, Wheeljack, Inferno and Blades.
* CrowningMomentofAwesome: Jazz taking out sixty Decepticons using only sixty bullets...and winning.
** Sara taking out an entire army of zombies to prove that she is not, as Daniel insists on calling her, a minor character.
* CrowningMomentofFunny: Lots, such as: Skywarp decimating his own forces (and Cliffjumper) when he drops a nitroglycerin loaded ice cream invented by Wheeljack (they got better).
** Bombshell attempting to save his alien insect "wife" Deidre, from Thundercracker and Blitzwing...and then apparently killing her after she eats his leg.
** An entire species of [[InvaderZim GIR]] esque aliens.
** Frequent allusions to Springer accidentally making out with Starscream's ghost.
** Wheeljack destroying a Burger King/Hungry Jacks with minimal Decdepticon Presence, killing a number of human hostages in the process (which Optimus writes off as "Acceptable losses!").
** Anything Cliffjumper says or does.
* DisproportionateRetribution: Optimus has a massive force of Autobots attack the Decepticons. Why? Because Skywarp snuck into the Autobot base and stole one of his sodas.
* GroinAttack: The Decepticon allied Beastformer, Brown Gyro, uses a power staff to shield himself from the attacks of Jungaroo. His response? To kick Brown Gyro in the nads, defeating him.
* HighOctaneNightmareFuel: Wheeljack's inhumane experiments, from the Mobile Land Shark, to his horribly deformed Pretenders to a human that he pumped full of the T-Virus (so much so that Optimus vomits into his faceplate).
* HoYay: Tracks and Warpath.
* IdiotBall: Almost always held by Galvatron, but he shares it with Optimus.
* IGotBetter: Dirge, who dies in almost every chapter, along with Huffer, Gears, Brawn (who points out the absurdity of dying from a shot to the shoulder), Thundercracker, Skywarp and the Insecticons.
* Jerkass: Lots, Cliffjumper, Cosmos, Wheeljack, Blitzwing, Slingshot, Hot Rod, Galvatron, Daniel and Sparky.
* KickTheSonOfABitch: Galvatron, in a bout of incredible stupidity, kidnaps and threatens to kill Fred Phelps if he is not given rulership of the world, as he mistakes him for a celebrity. Not only do people not care, but they activley encourage him to kill him.
* KidsAreCruel: Daniel delights in calling Sara a minor character, although later the tides are turned.
* KilledOffForReal: Despite the many characters returning from the dead, Prowl, Ratchet and Windcharger are confirmed to stay deceased...zombies on the other hand...
* LudicrousSpeed: Used by Galvatron to pursue the Autobots in the fleeing Fortress Maximus. TakenUpToEleven by Optimus, who insisted on going to Oh Shiiiii-! Speed in order to catch up. Naturally, his crew abandons him.
* NoKillLikeOverkill: Astrotrain takes control of a meteorite and forces it to crash into a city just to kill Dirge.
* NoodleIncident: Much of the Minions pasts are these.
* OffhandBackhand: Ashlyn delivers one to Sparky when he's panicking about zombies
* OnlySaneMan: Cyclonus for the Decepticons, Jazz for the Autobots.
* OurVampiresAreDifferent: Vlad doesn't transform into a single bat, or even into a man/bat hyrbid, instead he transforms into a whole flock of bats.
* ParentalAbandonment: Ashlyn's parent's abandoned her as a baby because she looked like a demon.


They Just Don't Care Anymore (abreviated to TJDCA) is a ''{{Transformers}}'' {{crack fic}} written by Ultimos-11.

Set shortly after season three, the majority of the Autobot and Decepticon forces have become apathetic, insanely idotic or just plain jerkasses. Led by the grossly inept Optimus Prime and his right hand man (and brains of the group) Jazz, the Autobots try to defend the world from the evil (and mostly) insane Decepticons, such as the even inepter Galvatron and his stressed out assistant Cyclonus. Naturally, Jazz and Cyclonus have to struggle really, really hard to stop their leaders and teammates from screwing up...it's not easy.

As of chapter 20, it also features the Author's OCs, a vampire, a mechanic wielding a giant alien gauntlet, a girl with super strength, a pyrokinetic, a young weretiger, a cryokinetic, a mutant, a lad with lightning abilities, the mysterious second in command and a necromancer/demon with ambigious loyalties.

[[Characters/TheyJustDontCareAnymore is starting a character sheet]]
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!!This fanfic contains examples of:



* AbusiveParents: Jenny, Crystal, James and Ashlyn all had these (not that Ashlyn cares).
* AlliterativeName: Wiley Watcher.
* AlternateCharacterInterpretation: Are you kidding? For starters, Cyclonus and Jazz are best friends, Optimus Prime in an incompetent idiot, Starscream is everyone's bitch, the majority of the Decepticons are insane and the Autobots aren't much better and Galvatron is...well, pretty much the same actually.
* AmbiguouslyGay: Starscream's ghost, who made out with Springer (Springer did it by accident, although it's unknown whether Starscream's ghost knew about it) and runs into a ladies rest room at the zoo, and Daniel, who calls a gunnery sergeant dreamy.
* AnIcePerson: Yukikaze and James.
* AxCrazy: Blades, who is considered to be even more violent and stupid than the Dinobots
* BadassCrew: The Minions, ranging from a cryokinetic, a pyrokinetic, a weretiger and a necromancer, among others.
* BadassNormal: Sara, despite not having any powers at all, has extensive combat abilities and wields a pair of kukris.
* BerserkButton: Many, for example, don't call Air Raid a Canadian chick, don't ask Inferno what beats napalm (don't make him happy either, that's even worse) and for the love of God, don't insult Galvatron's queen (Cyclonus).
* ButtMonkey: Starscream's ghost and Dirge.
* CompleteMonster: Aku, Wheeljack, Inferno and Blades.
* CrowningMomentofAwesome: Jazz taking out sixty Decepticons using only sixty bullets...and winning.
** Sara taking out an entire army of zombies to prove that she is not, as Daniel insists on calling her, a minor character.
* CrowningMomentofFunny: Lots, such as: Skywarp decimating his own forces (and Cliffjumper) when he drops a nitroglycerin loaded ice cream invented by Wheeljack (they got better).
** Bombshell attempting to save his alien insect "wife" Deidre, from Thundercracker and Blitzwing...and then apparently killing her after she eats his leg.
** An entire species of [[InvaderZim GIR]] esque aliens.
** Frequent allusions to Springer accidentally making out with Starscream's ghost.
** Wheeljack destroying a Burger King/Hungry Jacks with minimal Decdepticon Presence, killing a number of human hostages in the process (which Optimus writes off as "Acceptable losses!").
** Anything Cliffjumper says or does.
* DisproportionateRetribution: Optimus has a massive force of Autobots attack the Decepticons. Why? Because Skywarp snuck into the Autobot base and stole one of his sodas.
* GroinAttack: The Decepticon allied Beastformer, Brown Gyro, uses a power staff to shield himself from the attacks of Jungaroo. His response? To kick Brown Gyro in the nads, defeating him.
* HighOctaneNightmareFuel: Wheeljack's inhumane experiments, from the Mobile Land Shark, to his horribly deformed Pretenders to a human that he pumped full of the T-Virus (so much so that Optimus vomits into his faceplate).
* HoYay: Tracks and Warpath.
* IdiotBall: Almost always held by Galvatron, but he shares it with Optimus.
* IGotBetter: Dirge, who dies in almost every chapter, along with Huffer, Gears, Brawn (who points out the absurdity of dying from a shot to the shoulder), Thundercracker, Skywarp and the Insecticons.
* Jerkass: Lots, Cliffjumper, Cosmos, Wheeljack, Blitzwing, Slingshot, Hot Rod, Galvatron, Daniel and Sparky.
* KickTheSonOfABitch: Galvatron, in a bout of incredible stupidity, kidnaps and threatens to kill Fred Phelps if he is not given rulership of the world, as he mistakes him for a celebrity. Not only do people not care, but they activley encourage him to kill him.
* KidsAreCruel: Daniel delights in calling Sara a minor character, although later the tides are turned.
* KilledOffForReal: Despite the many characters returning from the dead, Prowl, Ratchet and Windcharger are confirmed to stay deceased...zombies on the other hand...
* LudicrousSpeed: Used by Galvatron to pursue the Autobots in the fleeing Fortress Maximus. TakenUpToEleven by Optimus, who insisted on going to Oh Shiiiii-! Speed in order to catch up. Naturally, his crew abandons him.
* NoKillLikeOverkill: Astrotrain takes control of a meteorite and forces it to crash into a city just to kill Dirge.
* NoodleIncident: Much of the Minions pasts are these.
* OffhandBackhand: Ashlyn delivers one to Sparky when he's panicking about zombies
* OnlySaneMan: Cyclonus for the Decepticons, Jazz for the Autobots.
* OurVampiresAreDifferent: Vlad doesn't transform into a single bat, or even into a man/bat hyrbid, instead he transforms into a whole flock of bats.
* ParentalAbandonment: Ashlyn's parent's abandoned her as a baby because she looked like a demon.
* PlayingWithFire: Inferno, Fireflight, Kaen, Crystal and Ashlyn.
* PyroManiac: Again, Inferno.
* Running Gag: Dirge dying and Starscream's ghost being called a freak in almost every chapter.
* ShoutOut
* TheyKilledKenny: Dirge, to the point that he dresses as him as Halloween...and dies...repeatedly.
* TooDumbToLive: Almost all of the Decepticons, but the Autobots aren't much better. But especially the Dinoforce, who are considered dumb even by Decepticon Standards.
* VillainSue: Aku, lampshaded by Sparky.
* VoluntaryShapeshifting: Errol can change shapes between a weretiger, a man/tiger hyrbid and a human, Vlad can transform into a flock of vampire bats, and Aku can switch between "human" and evil black mist.
* TheWoobie: Starscream's ghost, who is often insulted for little or no reason, same with Seaspray.
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* DisproportionateRetribution: Optimus has a massive force of Autobots attack the Decepticons. Why? Because Skywarp snuck in
to the Autobot base and stole one of his sodas.

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* DisproportionateRetribution: Optimus has a massive force of Autobots attack the Decepticons. Why? Because Skywarp snuck in
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into the Autobot base and stole one of his sodas.


* CharacterAlignment: Optimus Prime: ChaoticGood/ ChaoticStupid
** Galvatron: ChaoticEvil/ ChaoticStupid
** Jazz: NeutralGood
** Cyclonus: TrueNeutral
** Most Combiner teams are ChaoticGood/ ChaoticEvil, with at least two NeutralGood/ ChaoticEvil, with the exception of the Dinoforce, which is purely ChatoicStupid.


They Just Don't Care Anymore (abreviated to TJDCA) is a Transformers crack fic written by Ultimos-11.

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They Just Don't Care Anymore (abreviated to TJDCA) is a Transformers crack fic ''{{Transformers}}'' {{crack fic}} written by Ultimos-11.

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* OffhandBackhand: Ashlyn delivers one to Sparky when he's panicking about zombies


* BerzerkButton: Many, for example, don't call Air Raid a Canadian chick, don't ask Inferno what beats napalm (don't make him happy either, that's even worse) and for the love of God, don't insult Galvatron's queen (Cyclonus).

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* BerzerkButton: BerserkButton: Many, for example, don't call Air Raid a Canadian chick, don't ask Inferno what beats napalm (don't make him happy either, that's even worse) and for the love of God, don't insult Galvatron's queen (Cyclonus).

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