History Fanfic / MyLittleWesker

* ReincarnatedAsANonHumanoid: Wesker goes from human criminal mastermind of the Umbrella Corporation to confused grouchy Earth Pony.

Now out of his element and [[BalefulPolymorph stuck as a pastel Earth pony]], Wesker must adapt to his new sugary existence in the town of Ponyville. However, this idyllic existence may not last for long, as an ancient threat returns... and Wesker [[VillainProtagonist again seeks to harness it]].

* DeadpanSnarker: Wesker, to a ridiculous degree, in addition to many of its subtropes.
** TheMeanBrit: Due to his accent.
** TallDarkAndSnarky: Wesker already qualified as a human, but as a pony, he's still very tall and has a natural dark gray coat. His fondness for black is still present as well.

The story can be found [[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/14916/my-little-wesker here]], with 51 chapters. Currently on a hiatus.

-->'''Wesker''' Fantastic. I hear hypothermia does wonders for the figure. I daresay I shall soon be the belle of the ball. [{{Beat}}]] [[SarcasmBlind That was sarcasm.]] I had hypothermia, and in case you do not realize the aftermath of that, I shall tell you: I have been – and am – bad. Very bad, in fact. And had your incompetence and negligence resulted in my death, then you can be sure that I would have clawed my way out of whatever dank pit the afterlife threw me into in order to enact my revenge upon you and everything you have ever held dear in your cognizant existence."

-->'''Wesker''' Fantastic. I hear hypothermia does wonders for the figure. I daresay I shall soon be the belle of the ball. [{{Beat}}]] [[SarcasmBlind That was sarcasm.]] I had hypothermia, and in case you do not realize the aftermath of that, I shall tell you: I have been – and am – bad. Very bad, in fact. And had your incompetence and negligence resulted in my death, then you can be sure that I would have clawed my way out of whatever dank pit the afterlife threw me into in order to enact my revenge upon you and everything you have ever held dear in your cognizant existence."

-->'''Wesker''' Fantastic. I hear hypothermia does wonders for the figure. I daresay I shall soon be the belle of the ball. [{{Beat}}]] [[SarcasmBlind That was sarcasm.]] I had hypothermia, and in case you do not realize the aftermath of that, I shall tell you: I have been – and am – bad. Very bad, in fact. And had your incompetence and negligence resulted in my death, then you can be sure that I would have clawed my way out of whatever dank pit the afterlife threw me into in order to enact my revenge upon you and everything you have ever held dear in your cognizant existence."

* AGodAmI: Subverted. Wesker ''wanted'' to be a god, and reshape the world to his standards. [[VideoGame/ResidentEvil5 That didn't end to well]]. However, he's now in Equestria, where it's possible for one to ascend to {{Physical God}}hood, [[spoiler:so when Dark offers Wesker a chance to become one, he accepts]].

* CallToAgriculture: Big Mac's reason for staying on the farm and enjoying a simple lifestyle. Grudgingly, Wesker as well, because a farmhand is the only job available to the ex-Tricell operative.
* CatapultNightmare: Chapter 6. In the dream, Wesker is still a pony, and much smaller than Chris, so the only thing he can do is run. And then he trips.

* {{Deprogram}}: The events of VideoGame/ResidentEvil5 result in Wesker being cleansed of the outside influences that made him so psychotic when he arrives in Equestria. The result is that while he's still amoral, he isn't completely off the deep end anymore. He even seems somewhat embarrassed by how far gone he was.

* FauxAffablyEvil: Wesker always acts polite and cordial to others, even if he despises the pony and is currently imagining himself snapping their neck or worse.

* FirstPersonSmartass: Wesker. He tends to be far to stoic to really emote, but his thoughts tend towards various levels of annoyance and snark.
* HearingVoices: Wesker hears a few that are so consistant they have names: Joy and Critical. He doesn't talk to them though, [[CrazySane that would be crazy.]]

* KidsAreCruel: Wesker was bullied from a young age for being intellectually minded, and [[StartOfDarkness turned incredibly vicious as a result]] and even surpassed his tormentors in cruelty.

* SitcomArchNemesis: The Ponyville Team to the Canterlot Team, at least for Hoofball. Ponyville lost 13 tournaments in a row to their team, so Rainbow is desperate for any edge.

* SplitPersonality[=/=]TalkingToThemself: Wesker's sense of excitement and joy manifest as "Joy," a voice in his head, [[RedOniBlueOni the Red Oni to his natural Blue]]. Its stream of sarcastic quips, [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech "reason you suck" speeches]], and attempts at shaming his unethical activities turn Joy into somewhat of a MoralityChain.
* SugarBowl: Equestria. Wesker hates it.

* VillainousBreakdown: Wesker suffers one in chapter 50 when faced with further evidence that all problems in Equestria can be solved with ThePowerOfFriendship, especially after having so recently been forced to face his past failures. [[spoiler:He ends up revealing a little too much of his past in the process, confirming to the main 6 that he, in fact, ''doesn't'' have amnesia. He ultimately chooses to leave Ponyville.]]

* ShoutOut: To ''{{Peanuts}}'' in chapter 26. Wesker (in a flashback) gets an injured finger kissed by a co-worker, who comments, "My ma always did that." Wesker questions the medical value of the custom.

The story can be found [[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/14916/my-little-wesker here]], with 47 chapters and regular updates.