History Fanfic / ChristianPotterChandler

The ''Christian Potter Chandler'' series by Garfield fan 1 [[https://archiveofourown.org/works/14736575/chapters/34066322 found here]] is a FanFic with the objective of rewriting the Literature/HarryPotter series with [[{{Webcomic/Sonichu}} Chris-chan]] in place of Harry, to see how it would affect the plot.

* ADateWithRosiePalms: Christopher (as in, preteen Chris-chan) is a master of danger wanking.

** A meta example: The author notes that, in the event that the real Chris reads [[EarlyInstallmentWeirdness Christopher]] Weston Chandler & Magi-chan's Stone, it is not intended to be inflammatory... right before introducing Chapter 1: The Boy Who Bob Hoped Wouldn't Live.

* {{Squick}}: Chris fills his socks with "navy" to hide that he is mass debating.

* SerialEscalation: Bob's examples of Chris getting rewarded for being a dick. First, Chris eats half the candy aisle at the convenience store. Then he fills his underpants with Nutella, rips it off in class and puts it over his teacher's head. ''[[RuleOfThree Then]]'' he [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext moonsaults into a stripper's tits.]] The last one is [[RefugeInAudacity so ridiculous Barb doesn't believe Bob when he says Chris did it.]]

* HandWave: Why is Christopher going to Hogwarts and not Ilvermony? Ilvermony is having financial difficulties.

** A meta example: The author notes that, in the event that the real Chris reads [[EarlyInstallmentWeirdness Christopher]] Weston Chandler & Magi-chan's Stone, it is not intended to be inflammatory... right before introducing Chapter 1: The Boy Who Bob Wished Wouldn't Live.

** In ''Christopher Weston Chandler & Magi-chan's Stone'', Voldemort attacks Chris at school ''and fails'', killing Voldemort instead. Not only is school not immediately called off, all Borb hear about it is when Chris says he was bullied worse than usual at dinner the next night.

* ADateWithRosiePalms: Christopher (as in, ''preteen Chris-chan'') is a master of danger wanking.

** In ''Christopher Weston Chandler & Magi-chan's Stone'', Voldemort ''attacks Chris at school'' and fails, '''''killing Voldemort.''''' Not only is school not immediately called off, all Borb hear about it is when Chris says he was bullied worse than usual ''at dinner the next night.''
** When Bob tells a CPS worker Barb kicked Chris in the balls, Barb passes off Tic Tacs as Bob's dementia pills. It works.
* AwfulWeddedLife: Bob and Barb routinely scream at each other and Chris (Barb doing it along with ''beating Chris up'' '''''with the sole purpose of getting at Bob,''''' while Bob is genuinely sick of his family's shit.)
* BigEater: The Chandlers.

* BlackComedy: Between this and blue humor, this makes up a large amount of the jokes. One example is Barb giving Chris a nutshot so Bob buys ''her'' stuff.
* BlatantLies: Barb claims Chris is heartbroken that Bob won't take him to the zoo. Meanwhile, Chris is busy [[ItMakesSenseInContext stripping naked and rubbing his clothes on a game disc.]]

* DoNotCallMePaul: In ''Magi-chan's Stone'', Chris identifies himself as Christian but is still legally named Christopher, meaning he has to tell everybody to call him Christian.

** Bob tries to get Chris (and Barb) kidnapped or taken away by CPS (some methods being honest but also trying crazy plans like calling male strippers and blaming it on Barb), calls Chris a dumbass on an hourly basis, swears at Barb in front of Chris, threatens to lock Chris in a cupboard for ten months, swears at Chris because Barb claimed he was talking to a snake and ''gets drunk and challenges Chris to a fight.''
** Barb [[DomesticAbuse routinely beats up Chris,]] usually to get Bob to buy her things (e.g. kicking Chris in the balls [[ItMakesSenseInContext to get Bob to take her to the thrift store]] when she can't convince Bob that he's heartbroken that Bob won't take them and getting it past CPS by passing off Tic Tacs as Bob's dementia pills, throwing Chris through a plate of glass and getting free wine, trying to get Chris's penis bitten by a crocodile so they can sue the zoo) and screams at Chris for talking when it doesn't get her anything.

* NewsTravelsFast: One morning, Chris-chan survives an attack by Voldmort that ends up in Voldemort's death. The next day, British wizards are already vacationing in Virginia.

* TheScottishTrope: Voldemort, as in the original. However, he gains an additional method of name avoidance: [[FanFic/MyImmortal misspellings of his name]], which is used in faster-paced dialogue.
* SerialEscalation: Bob's examples of Chris getting rewarded for being a dick. First, Chris eats half the candy aisle at the convenience store. Then he fills his underpants with Nutella, rips it off in class and puts it over his teacher's head. ''[[RuleOfThree Then]]'' he ''[[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext moonsaults into a stripper's tits.]]'' The last one is [[RefugeInAudacity so ridiculous Barb doesn't believe Bob when he says Chris did it.]]

The ''Christian Potter Chandler'' series by Garfield fan 1 [[https://archiveofourown.org/works/14736575/chapters/34066322 found here]] is a FanFic with the objective of rewriting the Literature/HarryPotter series with [[{{Webcomic/Sonichu}} Christian Weston Chandler]] (born Christopher Weston Chandler, who infamously despises it for allegedly being a direct competitor to Pokemon) in place of the titular character, to see how it would affect the plot.

* DysfunctionalFamily: Barb is a [[ManipulativeBastard manipulative bitch]], Chris is... well... Chris, and Bob himself is a cynical old bastard that wishes at least one of the three would die.

* FusionFic: The Chandler family in the Literature/HarryPotter universe.

* DeceasedParentsAreTheBest: Averted here; Voldemort unsuccessfully attacked Chris at school to kick off the plot, sparing the lives of Bob and Barb.
* DysfunctionalFamily: Barb is a [[ManipulativeBastard manipulative bitch]], Chris is... well... Chris, and Bob himself is a cynical old bastard that wishes at least one of the three would die.

* [[CrazyCatLady Crazy Cat People]]: Implied with the Chandlers, or at least Bob, who, unlike Mr Dursley in the original book, immediately identifies that [=McGonagall=]-in-cat-form is not behaving like an ordinary cat.
* CrossesTheLineTwice: Barb tells Chris Bob will take them to the zoo, as she wants to stop at a thrift store that's on the way there. Bob overhears and yells at Barb for rewarding him since Chris recently groped a woman. Barb says that [[BlatantLies this made Chris heartbroken]], and when she realizes Chris is completely ignoring the situation, she ''kicks him in the nuts to make him cry.'' ''THEN'' CPS arrive, and Bob tells them what Barb did, so Barb ''whips out Tic Tacs and says it's Bob's dementia pills.''
* DoNotCallMePaul[=/=]InsistentTerminology: In ''Magi-chan's Stone'', Chris identifies himself as Christian but is still legally named Christopher, meaning he has to tell everybody to call him Christian.
* EntitledBastard[=/=]ThePrimadonna: It wouldn't be Chris without this.

* CrossesTheLineTwice: Barb tells Chris Bob will take them to the zoo, as she wants to stop at a thrift store that's on the way there. Bob overhears and yells at Barb for rewarding him since Chris recently groped a woman. Barb says that [[BlatantLies this made Chris heartbroken]], and when she realizes Chris is completely ignoring the situation, she ''kicks him in the nuts to make him cry.''

* AdultsAreUseless: In ''Christopher Weston Chandler & Magi-chan's Stone'', Voldemort ''attacks Chris at school'' and fails, '''''killing Voldemort.''''' Not only is school not immediately called off, all Borb hear about it is when Chris says he was bullied worse than usual ''at dinner the next night.''
* BigEater: The Chandlers. Bob eats breakfast at Burger King every day and brings home a 4-person meal from [=McDonald's=] for his family of 3.

* DysfunctionalFamily: Barb is [[InformedAttribute said to be]] a [[ManipulativeBastard manipulative bitch]] (at least in Bob's opinion), Chris is... well... Chris, and Bob himself is a cynical old bastard.

* HilariouslyAbusiveChildhood: Bob is completely fine with-- nay, longs for, the prospect of Chris being kidnapped. Unless it's by wizards.
* {{Hypocrite}}: A meta example: The author notes that, in the event that the real Chris reads [[EarlyInstallmentWeirdness Christopher]] Weston Chandler & Magi-chan's Stone, it is not intended to be inflammatory... right before introducing Chapter 1: The Boy Who Bob Wished Wouldn't Live.

* [[CrazyCatLady Crazy Cat People]]: Implied with the Chandlers, or at least Bob, who, unlike Mr Dursley in the original book, immediately identifies that [=McGonagall=]-in-cat-form is not behaving like an ordinary cat.

* DoNotCallMePaul[=/=]InsistentTerminology: In ''Christopher Weston Chandler & Magi-chan's Stone'', Chris identifies himself as Christian but is still legally named Christopher, meaning he has to tell everybody to call him Christian.

* InsistentTerminology: In ''Christopher Weston Chandler & Magi-chan's Stone'', Chris identifies himself as Christian but is still legally named Christopher, meaning he has to tell everybody to call him Christian.

* AdultsAreUseless: Voldemort ''attacks Chris at school'' and fails, '''''killing Voldemort.''''' Not only is school not immediately called off, all Borb hear about it is when Chris says he was bullied worse than usual ''at dinner the next night.''

* {{Hypocrite}}: A meta example: The author notes that, in the event that the real Chris reads [[EarlyInstallmentWeirdness Christopher]] Weston Chandler & Magi-chan's Stone, it is not intended to be inflammatory... right before introducing Chapter 1: The Boy Who Bob Wished Wouldn't Live

* HilariouslyAbusiveChildhood: Bob is completely fine with-- nay, longs for, the prospect of Chris being kidnapped. Unless it's by wizards.

* BigEater: The Chandlers. Bob breakfast at Burger King every day and brings home a 4-person meal from [=McDonald's=] for his family of 3.

* Handwave: Why is Christopher going to Hogwarts and not Ilvermony? Ilvermony is having financial difficulties.

!The ''Christian Potter Chandler'' series provides examples of: