History EvenEvilHasStandards / SouthPark

!!Eric Cartman

* In the episode "[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy]]", Cartman tries to stop the statutory rape implied by the title [[ComicallyMissingThePoint ...because the affair was partially held in the school hallways]]. Because Cartman was the hall monitor that week, kissing in the halls is strictly against school rules, and teachers have to [[CatchPhrase RESPECT HIS AUTHORITAH!]]

* In "Go Fund Yourself", after Dan Snyder plays alone against the cowboys and gets tackled to death, even [=ISIS=] is disgusted by the boys using the Washington Redskins label to make profit out of nothing.

* In "The Pandemic Special," Cartman not only spared the pangolin's life (despite the fact that killing it would have benefitted him) after listening to Stan's plea, but it visibly appalled when Garrison shows up to [[KickTheDog kill]] the pangolin and the scientist holding it with a [[KillItWithFire flamethrower]].

* An early example of Cartman showing decency is "Ike's Wee-Wee" where Kyle decides to save his brother Ike from getting circumcised. The plan goes horribly wrong when a decoy he made is ripped apart by a dog before getting hit by a tanker truck. Cartman glares at Kyle as his parents cry over the supposed loss.

* Again, in "Imaginationland", [[Franchise/FridayThe13th Jason Voorhees]] says he doesn't want to ever meet the kid who created Christmas Critters, who originates from Cartman's short Christmas story. That's right, Cartman is '''''so''''' screwed up that ''even a zombie serial killer is disgusted at what comes up from his mind.'' In general, before the terrorists attacked Imaginationland, the Evil Imaginary Characters simply weren't interested in war, although they don't want anyone or anything good crossing into their home territory or else they'd kill them. Then the terrorists attacked both territories and [[PretextForWar made the Good Imaginary Characters scapegoats to convince the Evil ones to declare war]] [[KillEmAll and for the Good and Evil Characters to kill each other.]]

* Satan was pretty disgusted with how {{Freemium}} games exploit their players into spending more money, since he believes that temptations should have actual nuance rather than simple exploitation of addiction. Once he finds out that the Terrence & Phillip Freemium game was created by [[spoiler:Beelzaboot, the Canadian Devil]], he [[DemonicPossession possesses Stan]](who let him) in order to fight him.

* Satan was pretty disgusted with how {{Freemium}} games exploit their players into spending more money, since he believes that temptations should have actual nuance rather than simple exploitation of addiction. Once he finds out that the Terrence & Phillip Freemium game was created by [[spoiler:Beelzaboot, the Canadian Devil]], he [[DemonicPossession possesses Stan]] in order to fight him.

* In "Cartoon Wars Part 1 & 2'", Kyle calls him out for making fun of other religions, particularly his (Judaism). But when ''Family Guy'' shows an image of the Islamic prophet Muhammad, Cartman justifies this by saying he's just a little boy and this is a cartoon. [[MemeticMutation ("It's WRAA-AUNG!")]]. Interestingly enough, South Park has shown the Islamic prophet both uncensored ("Super Best Friends") and censored (episodes after that).

* Eric Cartman
** Eric Cartman has proven to be one of the most sociopathic characters in the show... but draws the line when Butters (accidentally) shoots men in the dick, which causes him to begin a tirade about how it's wrong. [[MemeticMutation ("It's WRAA-AUNG!")]] Also, in "Major Boobage", it turns out he doesn't approve of hurting cats.
** An early example of Cartman showing decency is "Ike's Wee-Wee" where Kyle decides to save his brother Ike from getting circumcised. The plan goes horribly wrong when a decoy he made is ripped apart by a dog before getting hit by a tanker truck. Cartman glares at Kyle as his parents cry over the supposed loss.
** In "Cartoon Wars Part 1 & 2'", Kyle calls him out for making fun of other religions, particularly his (Judaism). But when ''Family Guy'' shows an image of the Islamic prophet Muhammad, Cartman justifies this by saying he's just a little boy and this is a cartoon. [[MemeticMutation ("It's WRAA-AUNG!")]]. Interestingly enough, South Park has shown the Islamic prophet both uncensored ("Super Best Friends") and censored (episodes after that).
** In the episode "[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy]]", Cartman tries to stop the statutory rape implied by the title [[ComicallyMissingThePoint ...because the affair was partially held in the school hallways]]. Because Cartman was the hall monitor that week, kissing in the halls is strictly against school rules, and teachers have to [[CatchPhrase RESPECT HIS AUTHORITAH!]]
** Cartman's reaction to 22-year-old Skyler dating Stan's underage sister Shelley: "Dude, that's not cool."

* In the film as well, [[KnightTemplarParent Mothers Against Canada]] were willing to go to war over a television show but backed on when their children got involved. Sheila learned the hard way when she [[MoralEventHorizon gunned down Terrence and Phillip.]]

!!''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''

** Cartman's reaction to 22-year-old Skyler dating Stan's underage sister: "Dude, that's not cool."

* When {{Troll}} [=Skankhunt42=] aka [[spoiler:Gerald Broflovski]] explains to other Trolls that they shouldn't just try to inflame individual people, but turn entire groups of people against each other, one of the other Trolls replies: "That's kinda... mean."

** In "Cartoon Wars Part 1 & 2'", Kyle calls him out for making fun of other religions, particularly his (Judaism). But when ''Family Guy'' shows an image of the Islamic prophet Muhammad, Cartman justifies this by saying he's just a little boy and this is a cartoon. [[MemeticMutation ("It's WRAA-AUNG!")]]. Interestingly enough, South Park has shown the Islamic prophet both uncensored ("Super Best Friends" and censored (episodes after that).
** In the episode "[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Miss Teacher Bangs A Boy]]", Cartman tries to stop the statutory rape implied by the title [[ComicallyMissingThePoint ...because the affair was partially held in the school hallways]]. Because Cartman was the hall monitor that week, kissing in the halls is strictly against school rules, and teachers have to [[CatchPhrase RESPECT HIS AUTHORITAH!]]

** For all his atrocities, Cartman draws the line at [[GroinAttack shooting people in the dick]].

* When {{Troll}} [=Skankhunt42=] aka [[spoiler:Gerald Broflowsky]] explains to other Trolls that they shouldn't just try to inflame individual people, but turn entire groups of people against each other, one of the other Trolls replies: "That's kinda... mean."

** In "Cartoon Wars Part 1 & 2'", Kyle calls him out for making fun of other religions, particularly his (Judaism). But when ''Family Guy'' shows an image of the Islamic prophet Muhammad, Cartman justifies this by saying he's just a little boy and this is a cartoon. [[MemeticMutation ("It's WRAA-AUNG!")]]. Interestingly enough, South Park has shown the Islamic prophet both uncensored ("Super Best Friends]] and censored (episodes after that).

** And yet again, in the episode "[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Miss Teacher Bangs A Boy]]", where Cartman tries to stop the statutory rape implied by the title [[ComicallyMissingThePoint ...because the affair was partially held in the school hallways]]. Because Cartman was the hall monitor that week, kissing in the halls is strictly against school rules, and teachers have to [[CatchPhrase RESPECT HIS AUTHORITAH!]]

--->'''Terrorist Leader:''' You people are fucking insane!

* Satan was pretty disgusted with how {{Freemium}} games exploit their players into spending more money, since he believes that temptations should have actual nuance rather than simple exploitation of addiction. Once he finds out that the Terrence & Phillip Freemium game was created by [[spoiler: Beelzaboot, the Canadian Devil]], he [[DemonicPossession possesses Stan]] in order to fight him.

* Eric Cartman has proven to be one of the most sociopathic characters in the show... but draws the line when Butters (accidentally) shoots men in the dick, which causes him to begin a tirade about how it's wrong. [[MemeticMutation ("It's WRAA-AUNG!")]] Also, in "Major Boobage", it turns out he doesn't approve of hurting cats.
* An early example of Cartman showing decency is "Ike's Wee-Wee" where Kyle decides to save his brother Ike from getting circumcised. The plan goes horribly wrong when a decoy he made is ripped apart by a dog before getting hit by a tanker truck. Cartman glares at Kyle as his parents cry over the supposed loss.
* In "Cartoon Wars Part 1 & 2'", Kyle calls him out for making fun of other religions, particularly his (Judaism). But when ''Family Guy'' shows an image of the Islamic prophet Muhammad, Cartman justifies this by saying he's just a little boy and this is a cartoon. [[MemeticMutation ("It's WRAA-AUNG!")]]. Interestingly enough, South Park has shown the Islamic prophet both uncensored ("Super Best Friends]] and censored (episodes after that).

* And yet again, in the episode "[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Miss Teacher Bangs A Boy]]", where Cartman tries to stop the statutory rape implied by the title [[ComicallyMissingThePoint ...because the affair was partially held in the school hallways]]. Because Cartman was the hall monitor that week, kissing in the halls is strictly against school rules, and teachers have to [[CatchPhrase RESPECT HIS AUTHORITAH!]]

* Cartman's reaction to 22-year-old Skyler dating Stan's underage sister: "Dude, that's not cool."

''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''