History DrinkingGame / FinalFantasyVIII

** '''Suicide Mode:''' Take a shot for every word Fujin says in caps. EVERY. WORD.

* Finish your beverage, get another one, and drink the whole thing when you get the Lion Heart.
* Drink yet another full beverage if you [[GameBreaker get it on]] [[DiscOneNuke Disc 1]].

NOTE: "Beverage" = One can/bottle of beer, one glass of wine, or one shot.

** Finish your beverage when you realize that Irvine is basically Squall with diametrically opposite coping mechanisms.

** Take a shot for every word Fujin says in caps. EVERY WORD.

** Finish the beverage when Fujin drops the shtick and gives her speech to Seifer about [[TookALevelInJerkass how much of a dick he's turned into]] near the end of the game.

** Finish the beverage when she goes OneWingedAngel for the final time and suddenly loses the emphasis altogether.

* Finish the beverage when a GF reaches max compatibility with any character.

* Finish the beverage if your GF ever learns two abilities at the same time under these circumstances: One you were grinding out, the other is what the game defaults to after you've learned an ability, so it's where your "overflow" points go at the end of very specific battles.

** Take a drink for every instance of FoeYay with Squall.

** Take a shot for every word Fujin says in caps. Every word.

** Take a drink when you realize that Irvine is basically Squall with diametrically opposite coping mechanisms.

** Take a shot every time he says "Whatever".

** Take a shot every time one of her limit breaks looks illogical even from FinalFantasy standards, like eyes lasers or shooting missiles from her hands.

** Take a shot when he calls Zell "Chicken-Wuss".

** Take a drink every time Raijin says "Y'know?" No Raijin, I don't know.

** Drink in celebration when Squall gets a SeeD promotion.
** Take two shots every time your playstyle forces Squall to act out of character and thus get a SeeD demotion.

** Take a shot every the game shows it's satirical side and him and his big mouth seriously fuck up the party's plans.

** Take a drink when she sings the "Train Song".
** Take another drink if you're imagining a tune to the "Train Song" when she sings it.
** Drink however much you like when she uses her nicknames for the gang that prevented you from giving them different names per series tradition to that point.

** Take a drink when you realize that Irvine is basically Squall with a different approach to things.

* Take two shots when you make the ulitmate weapon for anyone.

** Take a drink when she sits on the floor.

** A shot every time he goes into the standing animation where he's twitching with excitement or anchor.

** Take a drink every time they call out Laguna on his crap.

** Take a shot if you renamed him after you.
** Finish your beverage if you renamed him anything with a curse or genitalia.

** Take a drink if you renamed her after your girlfriend or wife.
** Take another drink if you renamed her after a current love interest who is not your girlfriend or your wife.
** Drink as much as you like if that's an [[AllLoveIsUnrequited unrequited love interest.]]
** Take a shot if you named "Angelo" "Anal" or something of that nature so you could get attack names like "Anal Rush".

** Take shot if you shipped Quistis with Squall at the beginning of the game, despite the [[AllThereInTheManual opening cinematic, cover art, emblem for the game,]] or any other such thing that Josses that pairing early on.
** Drink more if you still ship Squall/Quistis after the two are basically paired in game.

** [[spoiler: Drink a full beverage when you wonder where the hell the genetic tendency towards clinical depression could come from in Squall if this guy is his dad and Raine is his mother, and neither of them seem to be in a bad mood, and his orphan friends all seem to have held up pretty well too.]]
** Take a shot if you hate the character more because [[spoiler: he's a horrendous father to Squall, and a terrible husband to Raine]] than for any of his other wacky antics.
** Take a drink if you still can't believe that "Eyes on Me" was written about this guy.

* Take a drink every time weapons are whipped out outside of the actual battle screen.

[[AC: Misc]]
* Take a drink when you remember that "Fithos, lusec, fithos, vinosec" actually means nothing.
* Take a drink if you still don't know why " 'Waiting' " is in single parentheses like that in the intro cinematic.
* Take a drink for every moment that TheSpoonyOne used the "Mentos: The Freshmaker" joke when it happens.

[[AC: Music]]
* Take a drink if you know that "Don't Be Afraid" is in 5/4. If you didn't know that, you know it now, so go take a drink.
* Take a drink when you first hear "Man With The Machine Gun" and think "Man, the regular battle theme is cool, but this is even better!"
* Finish a drink if, considering the lack of official character themes, you have heavily considered who gets what pieces of music as themes.

[[AC: Music]]
* Take a drink if you know that "Don't Be Afraid" is in 5/4. If you didn't know that, you know it now, so go take a drink.
* Take a drink when you first hear "Man With The Machine Gun" and think "Man, the regular battle theme is cool, but this is even better!"
* Finish a drink if, considering the lack of official character themes, you have heavily considered who gets what pieces of music as themes.

* Drink yet another beverage if you get it on Disc 1.

* Take a drink for every moment that TheSpoonyOne used the "Mentos: The Freshmaker" joke when it happens.

** Drink more if you still ship them after the two are basically paired in game.

*** Drink more if you still ship them after the two are basically paired in game.

*** Finish your beverage if you renamed him anything with a curse or genitalia.

*** Take two shots every time your playstyle forces Squall to act out of character and thus get a SeeD demotion.

*** Drink as much as you like if that's an [[AllLoveIsUnrequited unrequited love interest.]]

*** Take another drink if you're imagining a tune to the "Train Song" when she sings it.

** Drink yet another beverage if you get it on Disc 1.

** Take a shot whenever more than three periods appear together. Multiply as necessary, or [[OurLawyersRecommendedThisTrope as much as you find safe.]]

* Take a shot if you named "Angelo" "Anal" or something of that nature so you could get attack names like "Anal Rush".

** Take a shot if you hate the character more because [[spoiler: he's a horrendous father to Squall]] than for any of his other wacky antics.

[[AC: Guardian Forces]]
* Drink in celebration when you get a new GF.
* Finish the beverage when a GF reaches max compatibility with any character.
* Take a drink when a GF learns a new ability.
* Take a shot when a GF learn a new ability you didn't want it to because you forgot to reset what they were learning.
* Finish the beverage if your GF ever learns two abilities at the same time under these circumstances: One you were grinding out, the other is what the game defaults to after you've learned an ability, so it's where your "overflow" points go at the end of very specific battles.

* Take a drink for every moment that TheSpoonyOne used the "Mentos: The Freshmaker" joke when it happens.

*** Take another drink if

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[[AC: Misc]]