History Characters / TheOppositionWithJordanKlepper

* WellDoneSonGuy: Klepper has thinly veiled daddy issues. For example, when a line in "[[UsefulNotes/{{Canada}} O Canada]]" was made {{gender neutral|Writing}}, with the phrase "all thy sons" changed to "all of us", his reaction was:

->''"Attention Couch Soliders, They’re lying to you. The mainstream establishment has poisoned your mind. They say we should investigate Trump. I say: impeach Hillary."''

Laura Grey is a professional pundit, social commentator, political commentator, writer, radio personality, toe model, macrame genius and skilled riflewoman. While in law school, she was impregnated with the ideas of Creator/AynRand and became a born-again conservative, prompting her to drop out and become a successful mommy blogger before she even had kids. Soon afterward, she was tapped to host her own show on The Oppo Radio Network, where she regularly advocates for guns, shares her favorite meatloaf recipes and exposes the lies of the feminist Vagenda ([[TradeSnark TM]]). Her movie credits include Steve Bannon's ''Film/The Undefeated'' and ''Film/WhiteChicks'' (as a featured extra). She'd like to thank her husband, Cole, for being, well, Cole.

Aaron Jackson/Josh Sharp[[note]]On the Comedy Central page, both of them had the same bio, which is a joke on how similar they are.[[/note]] is a patriot, a proud defender of free speech and a gay conservative. Deal with it!!! A graduate of Pecan Creek State College, he is a classically trained theatre minor. He's the co-host of the radio show "RAW TALK: An Unprotected Chat with Josh & Aaron." He's a singular voice in the new media landscape, and you'll never find anyone like him.

Kobi Libii is a self-recognized expert in an astonishing array of fields ranging from mathematics to psychology to pointing out Italy on a map. He has lectured at a number of soon-to-be-accredited universities and has been awarded multiple prizes as a result of his research into how to be awarded prizes. His books include "Credibility for Non-Experts", "Books and How to Skim Them" and the Newark Times best-selling "So, You've Padded Your Resume," for which he won the Nobel Peace Prize. Kobi is the host of The Oppo Radio Network's "Kobi Libii Teaches At You."

Laura Grey is a professional pundit, social commentator, political commentator, writer, radio personality, toe model, macrame genius and skilled riflewoman. While in law school, she was impregnated with the ideas of Creator/AynRand and became a born-again conservative, prompting her to drop out and become a successful mommy blogger before she even had kids. Soon afterward, she was tapped to host her own show on The Oppo Radio Network, where she regularly advocates for guns, shares her favorite meatloaf recipes and exposes the lies of the feminist Vagenda (TM). Her movie credits include Steve Bannon's "The Undefeated" and "White Chicks" (as a featured extra). She'd like to thank her husband, Cole, for being, well, Cole.

* HairTriggerTemper: As [[LampshadedHanging lampshaded]] in his bio, part of his shtick is that he always seems a moment away from yelling at someone or throwing a punch.

Tim Baltz was born in the red-blooded, working-class steel mill fires of Joliet, Illinois. He's a veteran of 11 rage suppression seminars, three different Wall Street jobs and one college degree (double major in physical education and finance). Baltz currently hosts the number one, number three and number 11 shows on The Oppo Radio Network: "Go to Bed Angry," "Driving with Anger" and "The Alpha Free-Thinking Conspiracy Hour." In his free time, he enjoys exposing globalist indoctrination, not apologizing for how masculine he is and laughing with friends.

Laura Grey is a professional pundit, social commentator, political commentator, writer, radio personality, toe model, macrame genius and skilled riflewoman. While in law school, she was impregnated with the ideas of Ayn Rand and became a born-again conservative, prompting her to drop out and become a successful mommy blogger before she even had kids. Soon afterward, she was tapped to host her own show on The Oppo Radio Network, where she regularly advocates for guns, shares her favorite meatloaf recipes and exposes the lies of the feminist Vagenda (TM). Her movie credits include Steve Bannon's "The Undefeated" and "White Chicks" (as a featured extra). She'd like to thank her husband, Cole, for being, well, Cole.

This page is about the fictionalized personas of Jordan Klepper and his [[InsistentTerminology Citizen Journalists]]. Their bios are taken directly from their Comedy Central Page.

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* InsistentTerminology: Klepper always refers to his correspondents as "citizen journalists”
* InsaneTrollLogic: all of them are this.

[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/74fb46b0_c97a_466f_a9aa_f7b10a3ee535.jpeg]] [[caption-width-right:350:”The Fight Continues.”]]
->'''Attention Couch Soliders, They’re lying to you. The mainstream establishment has poisoned your mind. They say we should investigate Trump. I say: impeach Hillary.'''
-->-- '''Jordan Klepper’s first words on [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JABE3AjvS3A The first trailer for the show]].'''

Niccole Thurman joined The Opposition years ago, when, as a communications/fashion major at ASU, she realized that the individualized, conservative way of making things happen suited her personality much better than the "everyone is equal" mentality of liberal America. Some people are just better than others, and usually it's because they have money. Plus, being black and conservative is way more rare, so it helped her get attention, which is very important. She considers herself a cultural savant, as well as an expert at scamming people to get what you want -- be it drinks, entry to parties or policy change. You may recognize her from her viral expose on political hookups, "Hate-Banging Your Enemies," which she produced herself. It has garnered over 8,025 hits on YouTube!

* AttentionWhore
* OnlyInItForTheMoney: Unlike the others, Nicole really doesn’t care about politics, she’s just doing this to gain fame.

AttentionWhore: Even moreso then Nicole. In their last “Going at the movies” segment, they openly admitted that they don’t believe anything they say and just want people to listen to them.

The unseen cameraman of the Opposition.

[[folder: Genreal]]

->'''They say we should investigate Trump. I say: impeach Hillary.'''

[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/74fb46b0_c97a_466f_a9aa_f7b10a3ee535.jpeg]] [[caption-width-right:350:”They say we should investigate Trump. I say: impeach Hillary.”]]

Jordan Klepper is an American, a freethinker and a human, in that order. Klepper, an outsider, spent three years as a mole within the mainstream media, first with leftist puppet [[Series/TheDailyShowWithJonStewart Jon Stewart]], then with millennial leftist puppet [[Series/TheDailyShowWithTrevor Noah Trevor Noah]]. While undercover, Jordan founded The Oppo Radio Network, where he regularly exposed Establishment lies on his flagship six-hour show, “Mouth Justice.” Jordan’s hobbies include red-pilling the masses and defending America, a country that he barely even recognizes nowadays.

Jordan Klepper is an American, a freethinker and a human, in that order. Klepper, an outsider, spent three years as a mole within the mainstream media, [[Series/TheDailyShow first with leftist puppet Jon Stewart, then with millennial leftist puppet Trevor Noah]]. While undercover, Jordan founded The Oppo Radio Network, where he regularly exposed Establishment lies on his flagship six-hour show, “Mouth Justice.” Jordan’s hobbies include red-pilling the masses and defending America, a country that he barely even recognizes nowadays.

* Expy: To Stephen Colbert’s character from the Colbert Report.

Jordan Klepper is an American, a freethinker and a human, in that order. Klepper, an outsider, spent three years as a mole within the mainstream media, first with [[Series/TheDailyShow leftist puppet Jon Stewart, then with millennial leftist puppet Trevor Noah]]. While undercover, Jordan founded The Oppo Radio Network, where he regularly exposed Establishment lies on his flagship six-hour show, “Mouth Justice.” Jordan’s hobbies include red-pilling the masses and defending America, a country that he barely even recognizes nowadays.

Jordan Klepper is an American, a freethinker and a human, in that order. Klepper, an outsider, spent three years as a mole within the mainstream media, first with leftist puppet [[Series/TheDailyShow Jon Stewart, then with millennial leftist puppet Trevor Noah]]. While undercover, Jordan founded The Oppo Radio Network, where he regularly exposed Establishment lies on his flagship six-hour show, “Mouth Justice.” Jordan’s hobbies include red-pilling the masses and defending America, a country that he barely even recognizes nowadays.

[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/74fb46b0_c97a_466f_a9aa_f7b10a3ee535.jpeg]] [[caption-width-right:350:”They say we should investigate Trump. I say: impeach Hillary.]]

Jordan Klepper is an American, a freethinker and a human, in that order. Klepper, an outsider, spent three years as a mole within the mainstream media, first with leftist puppet Jon Stewart, then with millennial leftist puppet [[Series/TheDailyShow Trevor Noah. While undercover, Jordan founded The Oppo Radio Network, where he regularly exposed Establishment lies on his flagship six-hour show, “Mouth Justice.” Jordan’s hobbies include red-pilling the masses and defending America, a country that he barely even recognizes nowadays.

Aaron Jackson/Josh Sharp is a patriot, a proud defender of free speech and a gay conservative. Deal with it!!! A graduate of Pecan Creek State College, he is a classically trained theatre minor. He's the co-host of the radio show "RAW TALK: An Unprotected Chat with Josh & Aaron." He's a singular voice in the new media landscape, and you'll never find anyone like him.

[folder: Tim Baltz]

Citizen Journalist