History Characters / Guidestuck

-->''There's nothing quite like a STEAMY PAPERBACK NOVEL or SHORT EROTIC ONE-SHOT, and while your mother thinks your enjoyment of such things doesn't extend much farther than [[Literature/{{Twilight}} DAY-GLO BLOODSUCKERS who sparkle in the sunlight]], your AMAZON.COM, DEVIANTART, and FANFICTION.NET ACCOUNTS would be INCREDIBLY REVEALING if she happened across them.''

* GoldTooth: As in canon. Unlike most examples of the trope, he is poor.

* AmbiguousGender: While he prefers to be referred to as male, WordOfGod says that his birth gender is intentionally unclear.

* TheNicknamer: Refers to Cal as 'WesternAnimation/{{Pinocchio}}' and Jaspers by various cat-themed epithets.

* TheChick: Her hobbies and room décor are rather traditionally feminine.

* NamesTheSame: Averted. Rather than being named "Jadesprite" (the name of a canon character), she's named "Jadepuppysprite".

* FatalFlaw: [[SevenDeadlySins Pride]]. He frequently dismisses others as silly or incompetent.

-->''You try to be TA, but you can't. You're not quite ready for that yet, and frankly, she's not either.''
-->''Let's be someone else instead, okay?''
-->''...Please?''

* TheNicknamer: Refers to Cal as 'Disney/{{Pinocchio}}' and Jaspers by various cat-themed epithets.

-->''There's nothing quite like a STEAMY PAPERBACK NOVEL or SHORT EROTIC ONE-SHOT, and while your mother thinks your enjoyment of such things doesn't extend much farther than [[TheTwilightSaga DAY-GLO BLOODSUCKERS who sparkle in the sunlight]], your AMAZON.COM, DEVIANTART, and FANFICTION.NET ACCOUNTS would be INCREDIBLY REVEALING if she happened across them.''

* MeaningfulName: Stheno is one of the gorgons (her tag alludes to this). The name means: 'The forceful', since Stheno was the most independant of them, having a higher body count then Medusa and Euryale '''combined'''.

The fourth character introduced; a human {{Expy}} of a clown doll in ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''. He [[note]]Cal is ambiguously gendered, but prefers male pronouns[[/note]] lives with Liv in an apartment.

* CatsAreMean: Gets into a very big hissy fit.

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[[folder: Protagonists]]

[[AC: Becquerel Harley / callingCujo]]

[[AC: Jaspers Lalonde / acinonyxAnonymous]]

[[AC: Quinn Egbert / basedFabio]]

[[AC: Cal Strider / pinocchiosVices]]

[[folder: Sprites]]

[[AC: Jade/Jadepuppysprite]]

[[AC: Rose]]

[[AC: John]]

[[AC: Dave]]

[[folder: Supporting Characters]]

[[AC: auxiliaryProtocol]]

[[folder: The Lusii]]

[[AC: Aurthour Zahhak / brokenCaballus]]

[[AC: Stheno / gorgonsTemptation]]

* MeaningfulName: Stheno is one of the gorgons. The name means: 'The forceful', since Stheno was the most independant of them, having a higher body count then Medusa and Euryale '''combined'''.

[[AC: Ocerus / poseidonsCoronation / Otto]]

[[AC: Falkor / ceaselessDreams / Faustus]]

[[AC: Cappra / archaeologicalGrifter]]

[[AC: Gl’bgolyb]]

[[AC: Wyvern / twistedAcquittal]]

[[AC: Pounce / felicitousStalking]]

[[AC: Dardan / crustyAttitude]]

* LargeHam: Greets Quinn with eloquent terminology from her roleplaying with Ocerus. He ends every sentence with a exclamation mark, and types entirely in allcaps.

[[AC: Acialu]]