History BetterThanItSounds / FilmT

* ''[[spoiler:{{Trainspotting}}]]'': A man is subjected to hallucinations (he swims in a toilet, a baby's head turns all the way around). One of his friends is killed by cat shit, another is obsessed with Sean Connery. Later the man steals a few thousand dollars from his friends and leaves town.

* ''[[spoiler:TheThirdMan]]'': A guy tries to find his old friend in Vienna. Only succeeds after he stops looking.

* ''[[spoiler:{{Film/Taken}}]]'': 93 minutes of Liam Neeson beating the shit out of minorities in Paris.

* ''[[spoiler:{{Team America World Police}}]]'': US special forces being dicks.

* ''[[spoiler:{{Film/Ted}}]]'': A boy and his magic childhood toy both finally have to grow up after almost thirty years together.

* ''[[spoiler: {{Theatre of Blood}}]]'': Actor gets really fed up with his critics.

** Alternatively, ThreeHundred if Leonidas was Japanese, even more understaffed, and had a ''slightly'' more reasonable target.

* ''[[spoiler:ToyStory]]'': A cowboy and a delusional astronaut vie for the affections of the young boy who owns them both.
** ''[[spoiler: ToyStory 2]]'': The cowboy is kidnapped by a man in a chicken suit and debates whether not to travel to Tokyo and seal himself in a glass box for all eternity. While searching for him, the astronaut tries to steal a belt from a younger version of himself. We learn that the astronaut's back-story is basically a spoof of ''StarWars.'' Also, {{Frasier}} in a cardboard box.
** ''[[spoiler: ToyStory 3]]'': Evil totalitarian commune brainwashes the astronaut, so the cowboy races to the rescue. The villain is a [[SealedEvilInATeddyBear teddy bear]].

* ''[[spoiler:{{Treasure Planet}}]]'': [[TroubledButCute Troubled young man]] goes on a space-sailing treasure hunt, and ends up causing the villain to abandon their lifelong dream.

* ''[[spoiler:The {{Terminator}}]]'': Robot with peculiar accent attempts to kill a waitress.
** ''[[spoiler:Terminator 2: Judgment Day]]'': In the future, your computer hates you. The only person who can save you is a pre-teen JerkAss. Your computer REALLY hates him.
** ''[[spoiler:Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines]]'': Lax security and overly strict deadline result in mishap when installing a new network.
** ''[[spoiler: Terminator Salvation]]'': Guy from the military goes rescuing his father, who is somehow younger than himself.

* ''[[spoiler: Film/TheTexasChainsawMassacre]]'': A mentally handicapped man with a penchant for making his own masks and his family have a girl over for dinner.
** ''[[spoiler: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2]]'': A radio show host and a cowboy fight a retarded man, a hippie war veteran, a cantankerous chef and a withered old man in an amusement park.
** ''[[spoiler: Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III]]'': A young couple deliver a car and fight rednecks with help from a black guy.

* ''[[spoiler: TheyLive!]]'': Homeless man wearing CoolShades fights alien economists, who, presumably, are responsible for world [[ChewBubblegum bubblegum]] shortage.

* ''[[spoiler: TropicThunder]]'': Closeted rapper, IronMan doing a SamuelLJackson impersonation, drug addict and nerd (who is [[OnlySaneMan the only reliable man in the group]]) try rescuing actor from his fans.

* ''[[spoiler:Film/Ted]]'': A boy and his magic childhood toy both finally have to grow up after almost thirty years together.

* ''[[spoiler:TotalRecall]]'': Man with peculiar accent helps people breathe easier.

* ''[[spoiler: TheThinMan]]'': Wealthy alcoholic couple are dragged into solving a series of murders while on vacation in New York. Husband occasionally abuses wife.

** ''[[spoiler:GalaxyQuest]]'': Washed-up actors discover that people they never expected to meet love their work a bit too much [-[[RecycledINSPACE IN SPACE!]]-]

* ''[[spoiler:{{Treasure Planet}}]]'': [[TroubledButCute Troubled young man]] goes on a space-sailing treasure hunt, ends up causing the villain to abandon their lifelong dream.

* ''[[spoiler: Film/{{Thor}}]]'': Guy is expelled from home after insulting his father. Meanwhile, his brother discovers he's adopted... and works on blowing up his homeland.

* ''[[spoiler:TheTrumanShow]]'': Insurance salesman lives humdrum life unaware that he's the most famous person on the planet.

* ''[[spoiler: TeenWitch]]'': Self-centered teenage girl develops god-like powers, which she proceeds to abuse for her own personal gain. No, not [[HaruhiSuzumiya her]].

* ''[[spoiler: ThatDarnCat]]'': It's up to a feline and an FBI agent with cat allergies to save a bank teller.

* ''[[spoiler: TheTexasChainSawMassacre]]'': A mentally handicapped man with a penchant for making his own masks and his family have a girl over for dinner.

* ''[[spoiler:TheTreasureOfTheSierraMadre]]'': Greed leads to discussions about badges.

* ''[[spoiler:{{Tangled}}]]'': A naive blonde who lives in the middle of nowhere ignores the wishes of her overprotective mother and leaves home, blackmailing a burglar into acting as her chaperon.

* ''[[spoiler: {{TRON}}]]'': A guy goes through way too much effort to gather enough evidence to support a copyright dispute. Otherwise, a movie about a BASIC programming command.
** ''[[spoiler: TronLegacy]]'': The guy's son has more copyright troubles, so he goes to visit his father and they battle with a Neo-Nazi.

* ''[[spoiler:[[{{ptitlezdr3zv9c}} To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar]]]]'': Three men in unusual clothing go on a road trip, experience car trouble and stay in a small town while waiting for spare parts.

* ''[[spoiler: Two Lane Blacktop]]'': A couple mumbly and inarticulate longhairs and their noncommittal female hitchhiker companion challenge a habitual liar to a cross-country drag race. Then they sort of forget to finish it.

* ''[[spoiler: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]]'': Four deformed teenagers deal with the consequences of industrial pollution and urban violence.
* ''[[spoiler:{{Terminator}}]]'': Robot with peculiar accent attempts to kill a waitress.

** ''[[spoiler: Film/{{Transformers}}: Revenge of the Fallen]]'': Aliens search for the boy after he's possessed by a piece of metal. [[LoveItOrHateIt For many,]] [[{{Sequelitis}} about as bad as it sounds,]] [[UncleTomfoolery and a good deal more racist.]]

** A comedian best known for his fart jokes decides to do an artistic movie. The movie and trailers spoil the plot in the first thirty seconds; expect the fourth wall to be broken repeatedly.