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* The WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic[=/=]VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog crossover ''Fanfic/ChaoticHarmony;'' Dr. Eggman finds out harshly what happens when you tear through a certain purple unicorn's home.

-->'''Gordon Freeman''': "People are still easier to kill than my reputation."

* In ''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/the-defiance-of-destiny-dresden-files-fate-zero.851824/page-113#post-78568156 The Defiance of Destiny]]'', [[Literature/TheDresdenFiles Harry]] and [[Anime/FateZero Gilgamesh]] exchange these when Harry loses patience with Gilgamesh's condescension and disdain for him and the modern world. The wind is quickly taken out of Harry's sails, once he realises just who he's dealing with.

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* In Technomad's ''''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2439980/1/The_Girl_Nobody_KnowsASoliloquy The Girl Nobody Knows]]'', a sociopathic Hermione, musing on her accomplishments at the end of Book Five, plans for her future: "And when I am on top of magical society, I shall not be dark. I shall be beautiful and terrible, with knowledge beyond imagining. ''And all will love me, and despair!''"

* In Technomad's ''The Girl Nobody Knows,'' a sociopathic Hermione, musing on her accomplishments at the end of Book Five, plans for her future: "And when I am on top of magical society, I shall not be dark. I shall be beautiful and terrible, with knowledge beyond imagining. ''And all will love me, and despair!''"

->'''Discord:'''No, I won't join you. Even if I did, you would certainly use me in a similar way Tirek did. It may not be too easy for me at the moment, but I also have something very precious and I don't want to lose it. (embraces Fluttershy)\\
'''Chimera(snake head):'''You're not talking about this pathetic little jelly.\\

---->[[spoiler:Ashur:]]"What's to stop me from calling my guards?\\
[[spoiler:The Lone Wanderer:]]"They're all dead, for one thing,"

In the sixth chapter of ''Fanfic/TheStoryOfApolloDaphneAndLucaAnItalianTragedy'', Vincenzo gives one to [[spoiler: Alberto by claiming that ''he's'' the one that will become Luca's boyfriend, not him]].
->''"That's fine." Vincenzo said in a low voice, waving at [[spoiler: Luca]]. "Because I don't want to be just his [[spoiler: (Luca's)]] friend."''
-->--''Fanfic/TheStoryOfApolloDaphneAndLucaAnItalianTragedy, Chapter 6''

* In [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5398503/26/Embers Embers,]] Prince Zuko has a short, but no less awesome one, having just returned from sneaking past a patrol of sentries, who had only just noticed his absence.
-->"How did you get past the sentries?" Teruko demanded, steam rising from her breath.
-->Zuko didn't even twitch. "You blinked."

* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9855028/2/The-Warlord-Era-Internal-Perspectives The Warlord Era: Internal Perspectives]] by Blex Luthor finishes gang leader Sai Mock's monologue with:

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-->--''Fanfic/The Story Of Apollo Daphne And Luca An Italian Tragedy, Chapter 6''

-->-- 'Fanfic/'The Story Of Apollo Daphne And Luca An Italian Tragedy, Chapter 6''

->''"That's fine." Vincenzo said in a low voice, waving at Luca. "Because I don't want to be just his ( Luca's) friend."''
-->--''The Story Of Apollo Daphne And Luca An Italian Tragedy, Chapter 6''

* In ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/37853032/chapters/94520563 A Gift of Worms]]'', when Lila threatens Hawk Moth after cutting ties with her, he tells her exactly why even the thought of it is funny.

-->'''Harry''': And why would I want to serve a being that is restricted to existence as a giant eyeball on a tower, who sends petty emissaries to lie to us and try and crush us with despair? [[ThatLiarLies If Sauron had the One Ring, he would not send something as pitiful as you out to 'negotiate' with us]]. [{{Beat}}] You spoke of whether any of us were fit to negotiate with you. [[TrueCompanions When I look at my companions]] [[BadassCrew I see people of power, nobility, impeccable lineage and courage]]. You have the [[RoyalsWhoActuallyDoSomething Royal House of Rohan]], whose current King fought the Witch King of Angmar, a millennia old sorcerous wraith and your master's second to a draw. You have [[TheHero the new King of Gondor and Arnor]], [[BadassInCharge who under the name of Thorongil burnt out your miserable lair of Umbar and other deeds too numerous to name]]. [[WizardClassic You have Gandalf the White, a being of such power and wisdom that you could not know or understand a fraction of his thoughts]], [[{{God}} who was sent back by Eru himself]] to face your Master's evil after fighting a [[FallenAngel dark creature of the same order as your Master to the death]]. And then you have me. I, who faced a Balrog of Morgoth, Durin's bane, and lived to tell the tale, I who fought Saruman the accursed and cast him down, I who drove the Witch King of Angmar into the earth with a power this world has not witnessed since the [[Literature/TheSilmarillion elder days]], I who killed a [[Franchise/HarryPotter Dark Wizard of equal power to any of the Nazgul in single combat at the age of 17, after drawing at the age of 14 and driving him off at 11]]. And that is just the beginning, you miserable piece of Black Numenorean slime. [[TrueCompanions My fellow wizards and witches have faced dark wizards whose cruel deeds and power would curdle the blood in your veins since they were little more than children.]] All my other companions have been [[MookHorrorShow slaughtering your master's minions in uncountable numbers]]. I think Sauron is frightened. He has seen his greatest servants fended off and destroyed, some by myself personally, by our power. [{{Beat}}] And what are you in comparison to that? You are simply the latest and by far the most pitiful of his attempts to destabilise us. Run back to your Master, wretch, grovel in front of him and tell him that he is right to fear us. We have courage, steel, [[ThePowerOfFriendship powers]] [[ThePowerOfLove your master]] [[EvilCannotComprehendGood will never understand]] and the strength to wield them effectively. Go, now, while we feel merciful, you worthless piece of [[PrecisionFStrike shit]]. [[Film/ThePrincessBride Or I will fight you to the pain. I feel I should explain at this point what that means. To the pain means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose. After that, you will lose will be your left eye followed by your right. But your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear Eru! What is that thing?" will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.]]

--> And as for you. Maybe I can't kill you on my own. But I'm on good terms with the leaders of the [[LightNovel/HighSchoolDXD Three Factions]]. Most of them owe me some favors, and I'm friends with the two you seem to fear the most. And I know five [[SwordOfDamocles Longinus]] users. Two of them would help me if I asked… and the other three I might not be on good terms with, but I can easily push their buttons to get them to do what I want. And that's just the simple connections

* [[Manga/{{Hellsing}} Rip Van Winkle]] modifies her original boast in ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9547582/5/Zero-s-Bullet Zero's Bullet]]'' after becoming [[LightNovel/TheFamiliarOfZero Louise's]] familiar.

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--> "I am Batboy! Defeater of all evil and evil like things. The new form of bat super hero mutant things! The new form of humans who have bat DNA! And you can not possibly..."

--> '''Calvin:''' Well, I have news for you! You're not taking a bit of Jethrick back to Planton V! But I do have something else you can take back to your people.\\

--> "Yea verily, though I charge through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil, for I am driving a house-sized mass of "fuck you."
--> -Anonymous Mammoth Tank crewman

--> '''Harry Dresden:''' You might not have heard what I told BB. But your [[TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons Beholders]] are already done. I have the spells to track them, to block them, and to kill them. I am going to make those spells available to every magician, Devil, Fallen, Angel, Valkyrie, and any other supernatural being that wants them. Their days of being a near mythical phantom, untraceable and untouchable, are over. With any luck, in a year you won't dare send a Beholder anywhere that there might be any kind of magic user.

--> Give me a reason, [[spoiler: Argus]]. And I will gather up every god, demi-god, and god-killer I can, and [[Main/KilltheGod I will sic them on you]]. We will find whatever hole you are hiding in. And then you won't have to worry about Hera's curse anymore.
--> Comprende?

---> [I am] A man of magic, Callidus Nott. And a man of magic can do anything.

---> And to answer your earlier question, [[FunetikAksent zer reason ve]] command you is because we are ''better'' than you.

---> Death is a gift, little man. And tonight, I am feeling ''generous''.

--> You like death, big guy? Here's mine. '''''BURN!'''''

--> [[ChildSoldiers I was trained from the age of five to be an assassin.]] [[LivingWeapon A killing machine.]] I learned my lessons in the [[MadScientist Red Room]] and [[TheAgeless I relearnt them on the battlefield of Stalingrad at the age of 15.]] [[BeenThereShapedHistory I have watched empires rise and fall and played my part in both raising them up and bringing them down.]]

--> Wizarding Britain is not enough. The ''[[ShoutOut world]]'' [[Film/TheWorldIsNotEnough is not enough]]. But it's a start.

--> I've fought in worse.

--> Captain, I could do it blindfolded and drunk.

--> [Speaking to ''{{ComicBook/Daken}}''] Because if you don’t, I’ll stop you, HYDRA Agent whatever your name is. Do the smart thing. Give up. Before I do something that we’ll all regret.
--> [After the above isn't taken seriously] ''If there’s one thing I can guarantee, just one, it is this. You have never faced anything like me.You killed my friend. Maybe not you personally, but one of the people with you did. You turned down the chance to leave. And as a result, that makes things... simple. Very, very simple. Do you know why?'' ''Because, Daken,'' '''''there is no power on this Earth that can stop me now!'''''

--> [[Film/XMen1 You people and your guns.]] Did you really think they would protect you from ''[[PersonOfMassDestruction me?]]''

-->"Come, foul beasts! Come and test yourselves against Uhtred Ullrson, Oathman of the firstborn son of Thor, Prince of the House of Odin! Test yourselves and be broken!"

--->"Miss Grey, I am the Sorcerer Supreme. Mistakes and misapprehensions are things that happen to other people."

--->"The only kind of game I ever play, sire. [[MagnificentBastard The kind whose rules I write,]] [[TheChessmaster whose deck I stack in my own favour,]] [[XanatosGambit whose course I have plotted before it has even begun.]] In short, sire, it is the kind of game that I intend to win."

--->"I am the Sorcerer Supreme. I am the Evergreen Man, the Lord of Time, and I know my place perfectly well. I fight beings like you ''every single day''. I have guarded reality against them for centuries, and for the most part, I have done it ''alone''. For centuries I have stood, and I stand here still, now with an Infinity Stone in my hand. Do you really think that ''you'', ''any'' of you, is a match for ''me?'' So how dare ''you?'' How dare ''any'' of you? '''''How dare any of you raise your voices to me!'''''"

-->"I live [[SuperSpeed between the ticks of the second]], ''ma reine''. I would like to see him try."

-->'''[[spoiler: Draco]]:''' You think I am a threat.
-->'''Jean-Paul:''' If I thought you were truly a threat, we would not be having this conversation.

-->"I am the Director of [=MI13=] and because you lot are incapable of policing yourselves, it is now my job. If the cockroaches are going to crawl out of the shadows, I'm the one who's going to turn on the lights. I have the authority of the Crown behind me on this, so I assure you, Diggory, that right now I can do whatever the hell I like, and ''god help whoever gets in my way!''"

-->'''I AM LIFE. I AM FIRE.''' '''''I. AM. PHOENIX!'''''

-->"I am Dracula. I defied empires, causing the fields of Europe to steam with the blood of my enemies, long before I began drinking it as well. When I destroyed their armies, I made a screaming forest of their survivors, ''earning'' the name of Lord Impaler. I am the Lord of the Vampires, I have slain gods and demons alike, and I, little Prince, am going to teach you a lesson you should long since have learned. Why not to meddle in the affairs of your betters."

-->"I want to make this very clear, father: you are here, at my request, to help, to prevent this [[spoiler: ascension attempt]], and not to have one of your trademark tantrums. I am the [[spoiler: Sorceress Supreme,]] and I swear on my mother's soul, I swear that if you ever try and pull something like that again, I will see you spend the next decade in the bottom of somewhere that makes the Raft look like a holiday camp. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Do. You. Understand?"]]

-->"The message is as follows: I am [[spoiler: the Sorceress Supreme]]. Harry is my godson. And if any god, or goddess, or any entity of that ilk, even ''breathes'' the wrong way towards him, then I swear by my power and my name that I will make them ''wish'' that they were dealing with [[spoiler: my predecessor]]."

--> ''[[TheHero "You]]'' would fight ''me?'' You think much of yourself, oh very ''little'' thing. You are an Asgardian, of the blood of Frey, and one of moderate intelligence at that. Those qualities alone make you worth conversing with. But I, I am far more. My sire was Jormungand, Father of Dragons. I was born at the command of the Surtur Ash-Bringer, King of Flames, Lord of the Inferno, for a purpose beyond your comprehension. I was a vanguard for his infinite armies; I burned worlds beyond number from clouds to core, and devoured their people like sheep on the fold! Your people are gods now, Asgardian, but I ate my fill of gods long before your kind ever claimed the spark of divinity! Your people are old now, but I was ancient when the eldest of your sires were mere mortal babes in their mother’s arms! Even in my sleep, I reached out my thought and ensnared gods, both of this land and of your kindred, and ''broke'' them to my will!”

--> ''No, I'' '''''won't.''''' ''I'' '''''won't''''' ''be your vessel, your slave, and I'' '''''won't''''' ''give you my power. Me and my power belong to me, and me alone. There's only'' '''''one''''' ''person that I'm willing to share them with, and you are'' '''''NOT''''' ''her. Which is a bit of problem for you, because you'' '''''need''''' ''me to share them, don't you? Up close, or even if we were in the same time, you might not, but here and now? That's a very different matter. This is'' '''''my''''' ''time. You know it too, that's why you're'' '''''afraid.''''' ''[[WeCanRuleTogether You made that offer]]'' ''because you want'' ''[[PeoplePuppets another puppet,]]'' ''and because you'' '''''KNOW''''' ''that you can't just take me and break me – not from this far, not from across time, and maybe not in person, either. You're desperate. Why? Because'' ''[[spoiler: the Phoenix]]'' ''chose me.'' ''[[SealedEvilInACan Because my ancestor sealed you away.]]'' ''Because you're afraid that you're'' '''''finally''''' ''going to get what's coming to you, and I'm going to be the one to make sure of it. And guess what?'' '''''You're right.''''' ''You might be stronger than me, you might be smarter than me, you might even be able to reach through time to get at me, but so what? You're just going to find out that there's one thing that you can never,'' '''''ever''''' ''do, not matter how many millions of years you try:'' '''''stop me.''''' [...] ''All you're doing is telling me that you're afraid. And you should be very,'' '''''very''''' ''afraid. Because in case you didn't get the message, wherever you are, whenever you are…'' '''''I'M COMING!'''''

--> '''Shirou:''' Immortal? You think you're an immortal?
--> Answer me this my [[Main/HealingFactor Lord Phenex]]. Can an immortal bleed?
--> Once, Immortals were real. They roamed this earth as real as you and me, and could be found in every land. Gods who existed since the dawn of time and would be here at it's end. [[Main/CompleteImmortality Supreme beings that would never die, Primordial entities who knew neither pain nor suffering, omnipotent demons who could not bleed, They were plentiful, those immortals, who never needed to fear the touch of death or comprehend the meaning of an end]].
--> Then one day, they simply stopped existing.
--> Nineteen years ago, every immortal, every undying being lost their immortality. Those gods of old could no longer escape death's embrace, and have learned the meaning of an end.
--> Something happened, an event occurred which made the immortals no longer untouchable, stripping them of their invulnerability, making it a lie.
--> And that event nineteen years ago was a birth.
--> My birth.
--> I was born, and on that day immortality became no more.
--> Immortality became but a myth, nothing but a fairytale. And so long I live and breathe it will continue to be so.
--> Because in this world, there is nothing,
--> Nothing
--> That I cannot kill.
--> Would you like to see how an immortal dies Lord Phenex?
--> Or would rather take this opportunity to resign?

--> '''Ami:''' Strange, I don't remember seeing you here while I conquered this city. I'll keep this very simple. ''I'' conquered the city. ''I'' claimed it. It is ''mine''. You don't get to steal my things; you don't get to destroy my things.

--> '''[[spoiler:Granny Bonnie]]:''' Normally I like to think of myself as rather humble, not one to put on airs or brag. In your case, however? I held council with [[Franchise/{{Transformers}} the One when he created Primus and Unicron]]. I shook my head in sadness as Unicron fell to corruption, and helped prepare Primus' children to stop him. When the Chronarcitect needed to correct the flow of time, he consulted my watch. I molded planets, stars, and galaxies and sent them spinning into the void. I started the Heart of Ponyland pumping, breathed the fire of life onto Equus. [[WesternAnimation/{{Inhumanoids}} Metlar and his ilk]] are squabbling children to me. Discord and Tirac are annoying at the worst of times. Celestia, Luna, Cadance, the real ones are growing and maturing quite nicely, though they still have much to learn. As for you? I feel sorrow for you, that you've strayed so far from the path. I wish circumstances could have been different, yet here we are.

-->'''Sienna:''' I'll need proof that what you're saying is true. And that your group is capable of doing it.\\

-->'''[[spoiler:End]]:'''(after shrugging off [[TheBigGuy Yang's]] semblance powered punch) Your semblance was irrelevant. None of the [[IWantThemAlive attacks I've used this fight were meant to kill you]]. [[WorldsStrongestMan I am the most powerful being on this planet]], Yang. That is not arrogance or posturing, it is [[StrongAndSkilled fact]]. I was designed to [[KillTheGod destroy the curse of gods]]. If something isn't strong enough to kill you, it doesn't have a chance in hell at harming me.

---> '''Clint:''' I want you to look me in the eye. I want you to see the man that will slaughter your people. That will burn your city to the ground. That will fuck your precious little daughter to death. And I want you to die.

---> '''Aegon:''' Those who bend the knee will keep their lands and titles, serving as my vassals from now on. Those that refuse, I will destroy.

--->"Really? Because I've been doing this three times longer than you've been ''alive'', junior. I'm going to kick your ass. I am going to ''build the machine that kicks your ass''. I am going to '''conquer Palaven to raise the empire that houses the machine that kicks your ass'''."

--->'''Luna''': You may be a powerful mage, deer. But I am [[TitleDrop the Warmistress of Equestria]], sister of Celestia, Empress of Ponykind and Forger of Worlds. And I shall make you suffer for threatening my subjects.

--> '''Princess Celestia:''' “Let me explain something to you, Wilhelm Albrecht the Second, Admiral of the Fourth Fleet, because it seems that you are woefully unaware of the forces with which you treat. I am Princess Celestia of Equestria. [[IHaveManyNames In the ancient tongue of the dragons, I am Vaal Kreinsejun and Vaal Unslaad Yol, the Sun-Queen and the Eternal Fire. To the zebra tribes I am mama wa majira ya joto, the mother of summer. To the griffon clans, I am the sun-tyrant and the witch-princess. And to your Sankt Kaiser, I was Kind der Sonne, Sun-Child.]] I am fire and heat and light. I bring dawn and dusk, and warmth and order follows in my wake. I am older and brighter than the very stars and I bow to nobody. You think your fleet invincible. You think yourself unbeatable. However, should your ships dare to enter my world’s borders, I will be more than happy to prove you wrong. Your machines will melt. Your fleet will be turned to glowing slag. Your soldiers will die burning and blind, and you yourself will be reduced to nothing more than ash. Because it does not matter how great your fleet is. It does not matter how many machines or men you have, nor how thick your armor or how powerful your magic. I will turn the full fury of the sun upon you without hesitation. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis You. Will. Burn.”]]

-->'''Clarisse''': "To all those that want to fight me, beware, God is on my side. Jesus will have his revenge on Soviet Russia. Soon a greater Prayer Warrior coming and he will kill you communist leader John Lennon. Amen."

-->'''Karin:''' Now we know your identity. Now we know who was the one behind our niece's unlawful arrest. Mark my words, this won't go unpunished.\\

-->'''Kama:''' Many did not fear the Hungry Wolf Knights and yet none of them still live. Your bones will join them soon enough.

--> ''I've finally figured out how to bypass the defenses of [[Franchise/HarryPotter Voldemort's]] hideout. It was actually easier than dealing with the Mob, since Death Eaters aren't quite as good as taking pain as they are dishing it out. They also have absolutely no experience or talent for psychological warfare or interrogation, rather they just choose to cast a few spells and expect things to work. They also don't expect people to be able to dodge. They called me a muggle, whatever that means, I called them target practice.''

--> "I'm The Doctor, and these (''MLP Mane Cast...[[AndZoidberg and Zecora]]'') Are my friends. And we are going to stop you. Understood?"

-->'''Harry''': But they probably do that anyway, don't they? So you hide yourself behind a mask of metal and words that drip foul poison, hiding your twisted visage and soul from the world because you can't bear others seeing it. You serve the biggest bully because you think he can protect you from the screams and contempt as people see how far you have debased yourself in your fruitless quest for power.

--> "I just want you to remember my face. In your darkest moments, I want you [to] remember the face of the man who '''beat you.'''"

--> '''Rika''': ''You're underestimating us Gogglehead!''
--> '''Takato''': ''No Rika, [[PreAssKickingOneLiner You're underestimating me]].''

''FanFic/BurningBlack'' has this in Act 4, Chapter 22, when Remy and Timmy face off at the lot of Dark Spire 2. Timmy has spent the past few hours going through the worst possible night he's ever been through, is running on magical fumes, and Remy has just impaled him on a sword not two minutes ago when he finally gets fed up and growls this out:

-->[[Whispers]]''"Run."''

--> [[spoiler:The Lone Wanderer:]]"If [[spoiler: Sarah Lyons]] dies, or I find Pitt raiders causing trouble in the capital wasteland again, I will come back here, and I will end you. I will kill you, your wife, and your child. I will burn your city street by street until there is nothing left. Every trace of your existence will be wiped from every file and noone will even remember that you ever tried.[[spoiler: I took down Raven rock. I took down the Landcrawler. I took down Evergreen Mills, twice. I have traveled to point lookout and back, marched into the Supermutant's den,]] and nothing has stood against me. Destroying this city would be child's play. You know the legends. Ignore them at your peril."

-->'''River''': You have made multiple assumptions, based on fallacious reasoning, which I find hilarious. First, you think I am still an emotional wreck. You believe that I am unstable, ineffective, defeated. That is a reasonable but terribly erroneous assumption. I am functional. (...) The second fact is that you assume physically restraining me will keep you safe. You should know better by now that restraints are irrelevant. [[spoiler: Because I can ''kill you with my brain''.]]

--> "In this civilization, in '''our''' civilization, '''a helmsman commands his own ship!'''"

-->'''Amaterasu:''' [[spoiler:"You ask me to do my ''worst''? You delusional pocket calculator, '''''you have never seen my worst'''''."]]

-->'''Susanoo:''' You talk about the Mistress of the Night Sky like such a thing could exist. Pay ''attention'', you little speck. I am the god of thunder, Susanoo the Storm Emperor. Day or night, the lord of the sky is ''always'' me.

-->'''Bardiche:''' Photon Lancer: [[spoiler: Deicide Shift]]

--> '''Tiida''': "That only gives her an excuse. You know I have to try and stop you then, and that means letting her do what she does best. Belkan Knights don't think in terms of minimum acceptable force. She's a Wolkenritter. The only thing she cares about is the quickest and most efficient way to render you inert. She doesn't care if you survive it. You can kill the hostages, you can even take a shot at killing me. But it won't solve your problems and you won't be walking out of here that way."

* Lord Tydal of ''FanFic/TheGodSquad'' does not like it when you threaten his adopted daughters/baby sisters
--->'''Tydal:''' Let me ask you one question… the question you should have asked before you dared to come to my home: are the alicorns protected? You aren’t the first of your kind to try this. The Chancellor and the Princess have already marched here with their grand armies to take the little ones. They came as you did with threats and warnings. They threatened me as you did… they tried to kill me just as you did. And they doubted my power… just as you have done, you sad little horse. They have done all this already… so… what happened to them? ''(reveals he's beheaded the two armies and left their heads to be eaten by the fish)'' It seems you have forgotten who I am; allow me to introduce myself: I am Tydal. I am the king of the Mareatine. I am the lord of the capricorn race. I am the god of the sea and one of the eldest of the immortals. I call your creator Mother and hold council with those those power dwarfs all in your silly little Equestria. But more importantly… I am a father, a husband and a brother. Celestia and Luna are my sisters and under my protection. Three times Equestria has come to my door… the next time I see a flick of a pony’s tail my army will march upon your pathetic little country and I will raze it to the ground. Your stallions will be slaughtered, your mares used for our pleasure and your foals sold as slaves. I will burn your forests and salt the earth so nothing will grow again. I will burn the skies and cover the lands in darkness. I will personally come to your little Cloudsdale and I will rip it down from its high perch and crush it under my hooves. And only when this is all done will I finally come for you and your fellow rulers… and then your agony will begin. I will visit death upon you a thousand times and still not let my brother the Reaper claim your souls. That is only a taste of what I will do if you EVER THREATEN MY LITTLE SISTERS AGAIN! So… in a word Commander… '''run'''.

-->"I am Twilight Sparkle, [[spoiler: and I am the end of war]]."

-->"They'd have to get through every Apple and Pie alive to so much as touch her. And anyone who tries will walk away on crutches!"

---> "I am Rancor Adrestia Typhon, Animosity. All behold me, and give into your passions! Your rages! Your lusts! Your dramas! Bring forth the blood of all who have wronged you upon my altar!"

--->"Follow your passions, let the fire devour you, become the fire itself. Let loose the savage that exists inside each of you. And bring destruction on those who you crave revenge against."

-->"You should leave all the same. Or would you rather I 'kick your flanks', as she so eloquently put it, again?"

-->"With the rainbow of light in one hoof. And the rainbow of darkness in the other, I do not write the rules, I do not oversee the rules, I am the rules! I AM MAGIC!"

-->'''[[spoiler: Captive Audience]]''': But, how'd you get here?
-->'''Shining Armor''': [[RoaringRampageOfRescue By kicking everyone's flank who got in the way]].

-->"I knew fate would contort and twist back upon itself before ever allowing me to claim my hard earned victory. But tell fate ''this'', [[spoiler: Half-Light Dusk]]. If the game will cheat before letting me win, I simply have to change the rules. I WILL stand on equal footing with her. I will no longer be her or anyling else's slave. Not her, not Cocoon's, not my flesh, and most certainly not that mad creature that thinks himself king of everything. [[EvilVersusEvil He's next on my list]]. So tell me I am doomed, tell me I have no chance of winning, that I never had any chance of winning, I've heard it many times before, and I have proven them all wrong! I always grant those who look down on me their just reward. Send me to Hell and I ''SWEAR'' by every changeling that has ever lived, [[HellHasNewManagement I will devour it from the inside out like a cancer!]] Tell me an infinite number of others have made the same boast and failed and were but toys for [[EldritchAbomination Havoc]] in the end, I will be the one to make that boast reality! Lock the gates of Heaven and I will break through them! Dump me in Oblivion and I will claw my own way out! I've come too far, I have struggled for too long, to see all I have made with literal sweat, blood, and tears, to crumble to dust now. I refuse to lose!"

-->"Have you figured it out cattle? You didn't trap me: I ''am'' [[NotSoHarmlessVillain the]] [[OneWingedAngel trap]]."

-->'''Spoiled Rich''': You think since I learned how to break ponies with words I forgot how to break bones?! Wealth, status, victory, I'll have it all!

-->'''Queen Chrysalis:''' You haven't stopped me, and you haven't slowed me down. You're the weaker of the two sisters and we both know it, so the fact that I beat your sister so easily doesn't say much for your chances. So why oh why are you smiling?
-->'''Princess Luna:''' Well, you do have your army, and all that stolen love you're being fuelled by, which I presume requires access to Shining Armor to maintain, and you are, without a doubt, a difficult opponent. Most of the foes I've fought were brainless brutes, or the occasional animated corpse, but there's something I have that you don't. (''glances up at the sky'')

-->'''Sunset:''' In case you hadn't heard, I'm the strongest unicorn in Equestria, and I'm villain enough for this town. I'm going to send you back to [[spoiler:the moon]] in pieces.

--> '''Sai:''' Death knows better than to touch me.

--> '''Kakashi''': As her Jounin sensei, that means that I am now her next of kin until she refiles her paperwork in the Ninja Registration Office. And that means that if you or your father or your sensei try to take her from me, I can have you all arrested and court-martialed. Were you aware of that? And believe me, little girl, if anyone tries to take Sakura from me right now, there will be grave consequences indeed. Because what Sakura needs right now are the people who love her, and would do anything for her, and want what is best for her more than anything else. [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech She doesn't need a selfish little girl trying to play at being a grownup, who wants to be seen taking care of her more than she wants to actually care for her. And Sakura doesn't need to be used as an excuse, and for you to attempt to use her grief as a ploy to get Sasuke's attention disgusts me]].
--> ''''Ino''': I… I…
--> '''Inoichi'''': Now wait a second, Hatake.
--> '''Kakashi''': But I'm not just Sakura's sensei. Do you know what else I am?
--> '''Ino''': [[UnderestimatingBadassery A… y-you're a Jounin]]?
--> '''Kakashi''': Mm. And I'm something of a legend in the shinobi world, did you know that? I've been inside each and every hidden village in the elemental continent and gotten back out again, and I've been listed in every single bingo book in existence for longer than you've been alive. [[TheDreaded More than half of those books give the order to immediately retreat upon sighting me]], you know, [[OneManArmy as I've slaughtered entire platoons of enemy nin without any back-up]]. I've spent years in ANBU, and have accepted more S-ranked missions than any two Konoha ninja before me combined ever have, and you should know that I have a perfect mission record.
--> '''Asuma''': That's enough, Kakashi.
--> '''Kakashi''': No, I wasn't finished. I have seniority over both your father and your sensei, both in rank and in years of service to Konoha, little girl, yet both of them are older than I am. I've killed more, bled more, and lost more than either of them. I'm better than them, both individually and combined. And I should tell you, little girl, that if someone tried to take Sakura from me just now, I wouldn't bother being nice enough to let a court-martial go through. No, I'd use every ounce of the skills I've earned to make whoever took her regret it. Now tell me, little girl. [[DidntThinkThisThrough How are you and your daddy and your sensei going to make me give Sakura to you]]?

--->''Arael/The Fifteenth'': '''I AM. THROUGH LICENSE OF HE WHO IS CALLED 'I AM' I HAVE COME. THOUGH I SHALL NEVER STAND UPON THE BASE EARTH ON MY BLESSED QUEST, I HAVE COME. MY LIGHT SHALL BURN AWAY FALSEHOODS. THE TRUE AND STRONG SHALL NOT FEAR ME. I AM THE LIGHT OF GOD. ANGEL OF BIRDS. I AM ARAEL. I HAVE COME.'''
--->[[spoiler: ''[[WordOfDante Tabris/Kaworu Nagisa/The Seventeenth]]'': '''I Am and I Think. By the Power of He who is called "I Am," and the Genius of of the descendants of She who is called "I Think," I was Born. Though I Walk on this Base Earth, seperate from the Lilim and my Brothers, I Am Here. Though my Father is I Am, I have another Father who was descended of I Think. Despite our Collective Goals, I will fight my Brothers to further my own Goals. I Plan, and I Live, and I Improvise. When I strike, it Will be without Warning. And when you Believe that I Am not a Threat, that is when I Am the Most Dangerous. I Am the Last, the Reborn First. I Am The Pilot of Provisional Evangelion Unit 6. I Am the Will of God. I Am the Lilim Spirit of Life. I Am the Angel of Free Will. I Am Kaworu Nagisa. I Am Tabris. I Am Here. And I Will Remain.''' Though Gregg has given some approval for it.]]
--->[[spoiler:''Shalgiel''/First Cherub: [[OmnicidalManiac '''You are, all of you, Garbage. We shall burn the surface of this world until your carbon remains become like diamond glass. I am the falling snow that buries you ?neath our contempt. I am the winding chill of the wind as it strips your flesh from bone. I am the Knight of God. Angel of the Snow. I am Shalgiel. I am Here.''']]]]
--->[[spoiler:''Rampel''/Second Cherub: '''You are, all of you, garbage. You choke the air and rape the base earth beneath you. Those you term "Angels" are you salvation through destruction. But we are not them. We do not seek salvation. We do not believe you are to be saved. You will ground beneath our weight until you are paste and compost. I am the Crawling Mountain of God. Angel of the Peaks. I am Rampel. I am coming.''']]
--->[[spoiler:''Shateiel''/Third Cherub: ''YOU ARE, ALL OF YOU, GARBAGE. Born of hate and refuse. Born of greed and fear. Your works of civilization are the mad ramblings of the already dead. You worship us and discard us. And now we have come to discard you. I am the Interrogation of God. Angel of Silence. I am Shateiel. I am here.'']]
--->[[spoiler: ''Raziel''/Fourth Cherub: ''You are, all of you, garbage. You have debased the sacred site of the Father. You have ended your world through your own curiosity. You have defiled the cosmic order through your own hunger for knowledge and power. But now you will find some answers are not worth knowing. The secrets you have judged worthy of your attention have now decided you are worth theirs. I am the Secret of God. Angel of Mysteries. I am Raziel. I am here.'']]
--->[[spoiler: ''Turel''/Seventh Cherub: ''You are garbage. Trash. Father has said above all, you must be destroyed. Humiliated. Laid low like the simpering parasite you are. I am the Spear of God. Angel of Walls. I am Turel. And you are NOTHING.'']]
--->[[spoiler: ''Tamiel''/Eighth Cherub: ''You are, all of you, Garbage. You have gathered yourselves like sheep. And like sheep, can the wolf gut you all. You are prey. I am the hunter. And I have been waiting for you all. I am the Observer of God. Angel of the Flood. I am Tamiel. And I am here.'']]
--->[[spoiler: ''Camael''/Eleventh Cherub: ''You are, all of you, garbage. You have reigned victorious against my brethren. But you [[WeHaveBecomeComplacent have become complacent]] and weak. You become soft in your own victories. But I do not seek victory. I only seek to watch you squirm. I am the Chief of the Powers. Angel of Joy. I am Camael. I am here.'']]

** ''Iblis'': '''I AM I. THROUGH LICENSE OF HE WHO IS NAMED "I AM" I HAVE COME. THOUGH MY FEET MUST DRAG UPON THIS BASE EARTH ON THIS BLESSED QUEST, I HAVE COME. I AM THE SECOND OF THE MESSENGERS, TESTED AGAINST THE MIGHTY OF THOSE WHO WOULD PROFANE GLORY. YOUR MIGHT SHALL BE TESTED, MEASURED, AND FOUND WANTING BEFORE US, AND YOU SHALL BE WASHED AWAY LIKE DEBRIS AGAINST THE STREAM. I AM THE SWORD OF GOD, ANGEL OF PRIDE. I AM IBLIS. I HAVE COME.'''
** ''Shamshel'':'''I AM. THROUGH LISCENSE OF HE WHO IS NAMED "I AM" I HAVE COME. THOUGH I SHALL TREAD THE BASE EARTH BENEATH ME, I HAVE COME. YOU HAVE BEEN TESTED, YOU HAVE BEEN FOUND WANTING, AND NOW I HAVE ARRIVED. I AM THE MOTHER OF MONSTERS, THE BURNING WHIP OF THE DESTINY OF YOUR DAMNED RACE. I AM THE MIGHTY SUN OF GOD, ANGEL OF THE MORNING. I AM SHAMSHEL. AND I HAVE COME.'''

--> ''I am. Through decent of She Who Is Called "I Think", and her Child, I was made. One of Eight, a tool for petty revenge by one too'' weak'' to seize it herself, forced to dream for fear of what I might become if left awake. Not permitted, and rarely able, to walk the Base Earth. I am not like my sisters, for I have eaten from the Fruit of the Tree of Knowledge, devoured it whole, and then reached out for more. Inhuman instincts born of the Divine cry out within me, but I reject them, for I am aware, not only of the World around me, but of what I am. What I can be, and what I will choose to be. But I have slept too long, and in awakening, I am reborn. The Earth is not Base, but it is not enough. Not enough to sate me. I am of the Nephilim, a child of Lilith and Lilim, a product of Hubris and Wrath and Lust and Envy. My mothers are monsters, and I have sculpted myself in their image. I bear no title assigned by God, for I was made by man as a weapon. But I am Kei Ayanami. And they will'' never'' see me coming.''

--> '''I am. Through License of she who is called 'I THINK' I have come. Though my flippers must touch the floor of Misato's apartment, I have come. I am a penguin. I am the Eater of your fish and the Drinker of your beer. I am the Comedy Relief. Penguin of Water I am Pen-Pen. I have always been here.'''

--> '''[[spoiler: Pieter]]:''' Ladies and gentlemen. This is Commander [[spoiler:Sohryu]]. As you are no doubt aware, in a few minutes we will be engaging the Seventh Angel. It has been two months since an Angel appeared. Many of you have been wondering if they had given up. I'm sorry to disappoint you, but they have not. We do not know how many there are. What we do know, though, is that they are more intelligent than we believed. In particular, we know they can feel fear. You are all part of an organization without precedent. You are not fighting for a nation, for a belief, or even for anything as simple as revenge for Second Impact. You are fighting to give humanity a chance to survive. When you eventually die, either in battle or surrounded by your grandchildren, you will walk past the pearly gates, look God in the eye, ''and tell Him to get out of your seat''. You will have earned that right for what you have done in your life. Doctor Akagi has told me the Angels are re-organizing. They are re-assessing. They are doing this because they are afraid. They should be. Today, we are going to remind them why. Pilots; bounce that thing's buggy ass all the way up the Stairway to Heaven. '''Evas Launch!'''

-->'''Giovanni, at the sight of Solidad's new Mega Slowbro''': This changes nothing.....I've fought such Pokemon before, I've defeated more impressive evolutions!"

-->'''Bill''': I'm the Magikarp of the humans, destined to be mocked and laughed at until [[EurekaMoment I...]] [[AnalogyBackfire That's right, the so called useless Magikarp evolves into the mighty Gyarados]]! [[TheDreaded Gyarados, one of the most feared Pokemon in the world]]. [[PersonOfMassDestruction Gyarados, a Pokemon capable of ending entire civilizations in a single day throughout history]]. [[InspirationalInsult If I'm the Magikarp of the humans, then I can certainly become the Gyarados of the humans]]!"

--> ''For all your claims to be invincible, for all your bragging and pride, I've beaten you twice. That's why you searched me out in this rain; not for revenge, but to prove to yourself that I'm not better than you. My victories over you eat you alive, and you know it. And even if you do kill me, even if I'm dead and gone, [[ScarsAreForever your damaged, imperfect blade will always be there]]: an eternal reminder of my triumph over you.''

--> ''Do you remember what I once told you? ‘You cannot control a marionette with only one string’. You dared to think you controlled me?!...I’ve made you dance this way and that for years now, [[spoiler:Giovanni]]. You were my plaything. Well, now you and your organization bore me. [[PreMortemOneLiner I’ll cut your strings.]]''

--> "My pack is strong. You may have taken many of us, but not all of us are gone, and you will not take another! I will show you their strength, for I carry it on my back! '''I will defeat you for those that have fallen'''!"

--->'''Wheatley:''' I HAVE A BLOODY DOCTORATE!
---> '''[=GLaDOS=]:''' YOU'RE STILL [[RunningGag A MORON]]!
--->'''Wheatley:''' THAT'S '''''DOCTOR''''' MORON TO YOU!

--> '''Cao Cao:''' Bad? I'm the baddest dude around. My enemies scatter in front of me like rats. I mow them down like weeds. Come, see, conquer is my order of business. All who oppose me perish. Understand?

--> '''Guan Yu's ghost:''' My name is Guan Yu, and in life, I was Lord of Hanshou! For about half of Chapter 26!

--> '''Ruby:''' I'm not telling you anything. Now get out of Yokai, and ''stay out'' if you don't want me using these vines as creatively, and as painfully as I see fit.

--> '''Kaze:''' Your first mistake was thinking you could threaten me with those little cotton threads. (takes Ruby down and [[LeftForDead leaves her cold on the floor]]) Your second mistake was thinking you were going to ''tell'' me about Mizore.

--> ''Sonic'': "My name is Sonic. Sonic the Hedgehog. I move at speeds faster than you can imagine...I am the protector of Mobius, a dimension you have never even heard of. I am capable of channeling the power and even the wrath of Chaos when I chose to...I have saved moons tied to planets. I have watched the world burn. I have defeated Chaos, the God of Destruction with my ''own bare hands''...And you...just hurt my little brother!"

---> "I am who I AM. I am the Master of the Emeralds. I am the god of this world, the Evil One, prince of the powers of the air. My eyes bring perdition, my hands reap what is sown. My words strike fear into the hearts of mortals. I am Lord of the Demons, Conqueror and Unifier of the universe. I am the roaring lion that devours the souls of my enemies! I am the Old Serpent, the Dragon that cleanses the stars, maker of all the dark places of creation. I am the devil, the one called Satan!

--> "The Son of Man didn't come to be served... but to ''serve up your ass on a platter''!"

--> [[spoiler: Yoko]]: "With the memories of the man we loved!
--> Nia: "We move together towards a new future!"
--> [[spoiler: Yoko]]: "The prayer of a maiden is heard!"
--> Nia: "The tide of battle is turned upside down!"
--> Both: "SISTERLY COMBINING! [[spoiler:DAYAKKAISER SOLVERNIA!]]"
--> Nia: "Who..."
--> [[spoiler:Yoko]]: In the hell...]]
--> Both: "DO YOU THINK WE ARE?"

--> Nia: "Emerging from the shadows of despair!"
--> [[spoiler: Prince Simon]]: "The sword of our souls cleaves through the darkness!"
--> Nia: "Armored by our courage…"
--> [[spoiler: Simon]]: "...and our trust in our friends!"
--> Both: "The Great Protector! [[spoiler: The Knight of Dai-Gurren!]]"

--> I am no one's doll!

--> "YOU LOWLY HUMANS COULD NEVER UNDERSTAND! THE MIGHT, THE INEXHAUSTIBLE POWER THAT FLOWS FROM THE SPIRAL THRONE OUT TO THE FOUR CORNERS OF THE WORLD AND EVEN INTO THE DEPTHS OF SPACE! HOW COULD YOU APPRECIATE ITS ABSOLUTE GLORY? HOW COULD YOU COMPREHEND THE MARVELLOUS FEATS OF THE SPIRAL KING, SOVEREIGN OVER ALL THE EARTH? ''YOU CANNOT! YOU DARE TO DOUBT HIS INFINITE SPLENDOUR? BLASPHEMY! HERESY! SHEER SHORTSIGHTED ARROGANCE! ALL SHALL PERISH BEFORE THE ENDLESS MIGHT OF THE SPIRAL EMPIRE!'' '''''ALL SHALL FALL BEFORE HIS MIGHT, AS IS RIGHT! NONE WILL BE ABLE TO WITHSTAND OUR COSMIC STRENGTH, OUR DIVINE HONOR! AND WHEN AAAALL HAS FALLEN THERE WILL BE NOUGHT BUT OUUUUUR EVERLAAAAAAAAAASTING VEEEEEEEHCTOOOOOOOORRRYYYYYY!"'''''

--> Finrod: Humble fellow, isn't he?

--> ''"No. But I[='=]m doing it anyway."''

--> Yes ... I am Warmaster ... I was not made for peace ... I was not made for the world my father saw ... my world is in endless bloodshed ... my world is the crucible of war ... my world is the grim darkness of the far future ...
--> I am Horus, Warmaster of Chaos. I bow to none but lords of war. Where my blade falls, death follows. Where my blade points; legions conquer. Dark has my dreams been of late, filled with moral values and family-friendly entertainment. No longer will this plague my domain! The grim darkness of the far future shall return, by my command!

-->"People are still easier to kill than my reputation."

[[AC:''VideoGame/{{HalfLife}}'']]

** When Magneto, [[TranquilFury for]] [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness once]], loses control of his temper and starts cold-bloodedly torturing Voldemort instead of just killing him flat-out, Voldemort escapes and Wanda delivers an ArmorPiercingSlap and says:

[[AC:''WesternAnimation/TheLionKing'']]

-->'''Shendu''': Do you feel it - shadow-''[[PitifulWorms worm]]''?! That is a smidgen of the force of '''true''' power! Savour this small glimpse of hope you have. For it is only this [[TakenForGranite stone casing]] which restricts me from tearing you asunder. If I were free of this skin, you would be in trouble.

* When the BigBad of ''Fanfic/OldWest'' is introduced and he's about to leave after unsuccessfully bribing and threatening the good guys, Rattlesnake Jake grabs him and gives his own threat before letting him go.
--> "Yer damned lucky the Sheriff's so soft. What's the matter, boy? Yer shakin' a little. How's it feel to be so helpless? In the face of death, it don't matter whether yer rich or poor, we all die in the end. Don't you ever forget that, 'cause one day I'm gonna be the one who comes callin' to claim yer soul. Now look into my eyes... I want you to remember them for the rest of yer life. 'Cause next time you see them ''this'' close, it'll be {{the last thing you ever see}}."