History Awesome / HellsingUltimateAbridged

--> '''Penwood''': When you get to Hell, tell them Sir Penwood sent you. [[ApologeticAttacker And then apologize on my behalf for the inconvenience.]]

--> '''Posse''': The necessary evil!

--> '''AA''': *brandishes bayonets* '''AND BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING FUN!'''

--> Penwood: When you get to Hell, tell them Sir Penwood sent you. [[ApologeticAttacker And then apologize on my behalf for the inconvenience.]]

--> AA: Who are we!?
--> Posse: The necessary evil!
--> AA: Why are we necessary?
--> Posse: To purge the world of evil worse than man!
--> AA: And why are we god's chosen few, ordained to undertake this unholy task?
--> Posse: Because no one else will!
--> AA: *brandishes bayonets* '''AND BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING FUN!'''

EVERYTHING about Alexander Anderson's appearance towards the end with his posse.

* Also getting ''Creator/ChristopherSabat'' to do a voice in Episode 3. Sure, they got him to do a voice before in the Bardock special and had KyleHebert on a few times for ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'', but that doesn't make the cameo any less amazing.
** Episode 4 tops it with Rip Van Winkle being voiced by JessicaCalvello (and Brett Weaver as Commander Violet)!

-->'''Alucard:''' The funny thing is, ''(bites down and destroys bullet)'' in any other circumstance, you might have had a point there. Except my boss is a woman, I was a chick in the '40s, ''I hate everyone equally'', and there's ''NO ONE ALIVE'' who could comprehend my sexual preference. So in other words, Ms. Van Winkle, ''Chuh-chuh-chuh-CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE''! ''(Clocks her across the jaw.)''

-->'''Alucard''': No. You demand my attention. ''[Rip fires her magic bullet]'' Ow.

* Walter in episode 2 where despite his dialogue being changed to be more humorous is still every bit as badass as he is in the canon series.

* There is also Alucard's "walk" in episode 3, which is done with [[CrowningMusicOfAwesome his theme from the original Hellsing's soundtrack.]] It reminds us that even though Alucard's a lot funnier in this incarnation, he's still [[SociopathicHero Al]][[AxeCrazy ucard.]]

** The better microphones by episode 2 and the superb mixing of sound, voice and music by episode 3 starts to give you the feeling that you're watching an official dub.
* Also getting ''Creator/ChristopherSabat'' to do a voice in episode 3. Sure, they got him to do a voice before in the Bardock special and had KyleHebert on a few times for ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'', but that doesn't make the cameo any less amazing.

--->'''Alucard''': WHAT'S WRONG, DEMIGOD?! JUST GROW YOUR LEGS BACK! SUMMON UP YOUR DEMONS! '''HIT ME! FIGHT ME! ''GIVE ME A HUG.'''''\\

--->'''Alucard''': WHAT'S WRONG, DEMIGOD?! JUST GROW YOUR LEGS BACK! SUMMON UP YOUR DEMONS! '''HIT ME! FIGHT ME! GIVE ME A HUG.'''''\\

* Also getting ''Creator/ChristopherSabat'' to do a voice in episode 3. Sure, they got him to do a voice before in the Bardock special and had KyleHebert on a few times for ''DragonBallAbridged'', but that doesn't make the cameo any less amazing.

-->'''Alucard:''' "Really?"

-->'''Luke:''' "[[OhCrap Level what now?]]"

--> Gentlemen.
--> Operation: Bait Van Winkle is a resounding success.
--> Alucard is now exactly where we need him to be so we can move forward with our little...
--> "Surprise".
--> However, before we begin our next phase, I would like to take some time to address a rumor floating around the fleet.
--> Some of you have come to believe that I like war.
--> I wish to dash these rumors.
--> I do not ''like'' war.
--> I. '''LOVE'''. war.
--> Through my life, I have discovered so many forms of war.
--> You get up in the morning, you get into your shitty car, and you see a rich [=CEO=] who works half as hard as you do drive down the street in his Porsche.
--> ''Class war.''
--> You make it to work, and you find out that the annual drug test is today. And you just so happened to take a puff of your one-hitter a couple nights ago before dinner with your wife's awful parents.
--> ''Drug war.''
--> But then, you find out that the only ones being called in for testing are your black and Hispanic co-workers.
--> ''Race war.''
--> Then, you try to post about it on your {{Facebook}}, but then all your friends start arguing about what's right and what's wrong.
--> ''Flame war.''
--> You finally get home, and you decide to relax by watching a program about:
--> "Who get's the box?"
--> "What's in the box?"
--> "How much is what's in the box worth?"
--> ''StorageWars.''
--> [=*chuckle*=]
--> What I am telling you, my Nazi army of 1,000 vampires, is that I am a purveyor of war.
--> And with your help over the years, we are now at the precipice of our true goal.
--> You see, I want a simple war.
--> No class wars, no drug wars, no race wars, no flame wars...
--> '''And certainly, no [[ColdWar Cold Wars]]!'''
--> (Blueballed for 40 years.)
--> What I want is a war that only we can bring.
--> A ''true'' war!
--> A '''German''' war!
--> The sequel you've all been waiting for!
--> ''I!''
--> ''WANT!''
--> '''[[WorldWarThree WORLD!]]'''
--> '''[[WorldWarThree WAR!!]]'''
--> '''''[[WorldWarThree THREE!!!]]'''''

-->'''Alucard:''' (clamly) "[[OneWingedAngel Release restraint]], [[EldritchAbomination level one.]]"

* Jan Valentine busting in on the meeting between Integra and the government officials. Each and every last one of them has a piece and is ready to use it.
-->'''Jan''': [[OhCrap Well that's not fair at all!]]\\
'''Integra''': I'm sorry. [[IronicEcho We don't give a fuck!]]\\
''(Everyone proceeds to blow Jan away)''

With only a few episodes Creator/TeamFourStar has shown that it can make ''WebVideo/HellsingAbridged'' as awesome as [[Manga/{{Hellsing}} the original]].