History Awesome / EpicRapBattlesOfHistory

--->'''Marx:''' Look, dummy. Sharing money ''is'' the communist vision. Engel's bank was the crank that got the revolution spinning! We gave everything to see the common people advance, I'm so down with the cause I even pawned my own pants! You grew so out of touch [[AbusiveParents you sabotaged your only kid, Edsel's stomach cancer showed more love than you did]], so congrats! [[AllForNothing Your legacy's in ashes!]] Remembered as the fascist sympathizing cause of climate change and ''car crashes''! From your newspaper to your Nazi factory cross the pond, frankly Hank it's clear ''Auschwitz'' side you were on! This battle's been a blowout, like the hemorrhage in your head, I'll leave a Ford as expected. Found on road, ''dead.''

* The battle is in CG, meaning we get some really imprerssive shots that could never be done in live-action on a low budget.

* The ''numerous'' references to the stonied and extensive history of both the Japanese and Western heavyweights of the giant monster genre of film.

I'm the John Wayne of [[MonsterClown/Analysis John Wayne Gacy]]s,\\

I'm the John Wayne of [[MonsterClown/RealLife John Wayne Gacy]]s,\\

* Thor starting off his first verse by effortlessly smacking a Frost Giant off the Bifrost Bridge.

* "Allow Thor to retort, you ''shapeshifting rapist!''

* Julia Child ends the battle with her normal sign-off on ''The French Chef'', [[DropTheHammer dropping the meat tenderiser]] ([[MicDrop instead of the mic]]) and a ''bon apetit'' with a grin, by suggesting Ramsay ''[[SophisticatedAsHell eat a dick]]''.

--> '''Clyde:''' "(To Bonnie) [[LeaveHimToMe I'll handle this darlin']], [[TriggerHappy I'm known to fire off some]] ''BARs'', [[BadassBoast cause if these lovers cross me]], ''[[CirclingBirdies they're going to end up seeing STARS!!]]''"

--->'''Marx:''' Look, dummy. Sharing money ''is'' the communist vision. Engel's bank was the crank that got the revolution spinning! We gave everything to see the common people advance, I'm so down with the cause I even pawned my own pants! You grew so out of touch [[AbusiveParents you sabotaged your only kid,]] Edsel's stomach cancer showed more love than you did, so congrats! [[AllForNothing Your legacy's in ashes!]] Remembered as the fascist sympathizing cause of climate change and ''car crashes''! From your newspaper to your Nazi factory cross the pond, frankly Hank it's clear ''Auschwitz'' side you were on! This battle's been a blowout, like the hemorrhage in your head, I'll leave a Ford as expected. Found on road, ''dead.''

--->'''Joan Rivers:''' Enough with the roofies, let me move on to [[Film/BillAndTed Rufus]].\\

'''Now give it back and FUCK OFF!'''

* Marx also [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech condemns ford]] [[BadBoss for keeping his workers in miserable conditions with low pay]] and, when they went on strike, [[KillThePoor having them]] ''[[KillThePoor shot]]''.

* On a bit of a meta note, the fact that the production team found an actual authentic Model T to use as a prop for some of their shots!

--> '''J. Robert Oppenheimer:''' You wanna talk about Death? How about the one that looked at you and swiped left.\\

--->'''Pennywise:''' Creator/JackNicholson [[Film/Batman1989 played you just fine]], [[WTHCastingAgency but lately the casting's declined]]\\

** "I'll school you anywhere: MIT to Oxford! All your fans will be like 'Um, that was Hawk-ward...' I'm as dope as two rappers, you better be scared, 'cause that means [[IncrediblyLamePun Albert E equals MC SQUARED!"]]

** "You followin' me, camera guy? 'Cause it's about to get furious! [[MemeticMutation You're gonna love my nuts]] 'til you're [[IncrediblyLamePun bi-focal-curious!]]"

-->'''Julia Child''': You scream at women but the fits that you're pitching make ''you'' the pissiest [[PrecisionFStrike bitch]] in the kitchen!

-->I've seen your little show, and it sure ain't pretty.
-->One part Big Bird, ''two parts Miss Piggy!''
-->You can't test me with your fatty recipes!
-->Call your book ''Mastering the Art of Heart Disease!''
-->I mean, '''it's rubbish!''' Look at page 408:
-->Tell me '''who the fuck''' wants to learn how to cook '''calf brains?!'''
-->You call these rhymes raw? '''They're stale and soft!'''
-->Now here, take this jacket...
-->(Dramatic swell, [[Funny/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory followed by awkward silence]])
-->'''Now give it back and FUCK OFF!'''

-->Go ahead and cross your arms in that B-boy stance
-->When it comes to haute cuisine, [[TakeThat There's one F word: France!]]
-->Here's a nice amuse-bouche:
-->Take a poor abused youth,
-->Set a thirty year timer,
-->Voila! Huge douche!

--> '''Clyde:''' "(To Bonnie) [[LeaveHimToMe I'll handle this darlin']], [[TriggerHappy I'm known to fire off some]] ''[[JustForPun BARs]]'', [[BadassBoast cause if these lovers cross me]], ''[[CirclingBirdies they're going to end up seeing STARS!!]]''"