History ArsonMurderAndJaywalking / LiveActionFilms

-->I took the name of the Lord in vain, I slept with the brother of my fiancee, and I bounced a check at the liquor store.

* ''Film/TheNakedGun'': "Burglary, arson... and sexual assault with a concrete dildo?!" (In the Italian dub, it's: "Burglary, arson... and sexual harassment to a concrete statue?!") Normally this wouldn't be a jaywalking type example, but the previous scene made it obvious that Drebin had no intention of committing rape and was merely [[ AccidentalPervert mistaken for pervert]] by a complicated series of hijinks.

* ''Film/TheNakedGun'': "Burglary, arson... and sexual assault with a concrete dildo?!" (In the Italian dub, it's: "Burglary, arson... and sexual harassment to a concrete statue?!") Normally this wouldn't be a jaywalking type example, but the previous scene made it obvious that Drebin had no intention of committing rape and was merely MistakenForPervert by a complicated series of hijinks.

* In the 2008 version of ''Film/JourneyToTheCenterOfTheEarth'', the PowerTrio encounters a volcanic pipe filled with minerals.[[note]]Slightly adverted in that feldspar is used in [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feldspar#Production_and_uses many products]], so a source of it would be enriching.[[/note]]

* The ''Film/{{Watchmen}}'' movie has the line "Toys, lunchboxes, genetic engineering." TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers.

* In ''Film/{{Aquaman}}'', during the first duel between [[CainAndAbel Arthur and Orm]], Arthur's display describes his cons as being a surface dweller, a half breed... and a drunk.

** The Website/IMDb parental guides have a lot of these. Laundry lists of terrifying violence and brutality followed by "A man and a woman argue about parking tickets." A great example [[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080491/parentalguide is for]] ''Caligula'', where the Violence section has, along with gems such as "A man is suffocated with a cloth and he dies." and "A machine with huge blades cuts peoples heads off lots of blood and heads roll"... "A woman is slapped."

* The ''Film/{{Watchmen}}'' movie has the line "Toys, lunchboxes, genetic engineering." OneOfTheseThingsIsNotLikeTheOthers.

* ''Film/DodgeballATrueUnderdogStory'' has a video store calling to remind a character the following DVD's are overdue: "''Drunken Hussies 3'', ''Backdoor Patrol 5'', and ''Film/MonaLisaSmile''".

-->"Such crimes do include but are not limited to piracy, treason, murder, torture of the most heinous sort, including the brutal theft of a used, twisted, hairy right-leg."

** "You are charged with piracy, treason, and the theft of a hairy, well-used right leg!"

** In ''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanAtWorldsEnd'', Jack has a suggestion of what to do with Barbossa that starts as BreadEggsBreadedEggs and then becomes ArsonMurderAndJaywalking. "Shoot him! Cut out his tongue! Then shoot his tongue! And trim that scraggly beard."

# [[DeathBySex You can never have sex]];
# [[DrugsAreBad You can never drink or do drugs]]; and
# [[TemptingFate Never, ever, under any circumstance, say "I'll be right back"]], because you ''won't'' be.

*** Their rating of ''Film/StarTrek'' had the last entry under imitative behavior, including swearing and driving a car over a cliff, as:

* In ''Film/{{Fathom}}'', Ms. Harvill describes her problems as: "Treason, arson, murder and a parking ticket."

* ''Film/MissPeregrinesHomeForPeculiarChildren: Barron is not going to give up on his big plan. He spent years hunting down Peculiars. He has dedicated his life to searching for Ymbrynes. He even spent two - no, three! - three days in ''Wales'' pretending to look at ''birds''.