Bump.
No..? You must have been mistaken. SINCE WHEN WERE YOU THE ONE IN CONTROL?
Bump.
No..? You must have been mistaken. SINCE WHEN WERE YOU THE ONE IN CONTROL?
Result: Doomguy has died.
It has been five days since this observation, and the remmenant of the forces of evil are hurriedly invading. Approximately 1/3rd are here, a second is serving 682, and the third, destroyed.
It has been sixteen months since the last observation.
Most of humanity is enslaved or dead, and 682 is-
...
Well, he's somehow managed to merge with that dimensional plane.
He has graduated to a reality warping SCP.
Reset button advised.
three days
it is here and it is unmerciful
Reset Button automatically triggered.
Test: Attempt to weld incredibly hot pieces of metal onto him, before dropping him into a dark trench and shelling it.
Result: Failure. He just, straight shed his skin off, getting rid of the welded metal.
Test: Have Kirby eat him.
And then there was silence
Result: Kirby devoured 682 without incident.
Dr. ■■■■■■: That... was too easy.
Addendum: Within [DATA EXPUNGED] minutes, Kirby soon began to swell, adopting an olive green skin tone, and developing sharp teeth. Personnel on high alert.
Addendum 2: Within [DATA EXPUNGED] further minutes, Kirby, now dubbed SCP-682-Ω, has developed personality and mannerisms of 682, keeping its regenerating powers, enhanced strength, flight, and the ability to suck in and devour SCPs and D-Class personnel alike.
Addendum 3: Results of Experiment ■■■-■■ successful. Kirby was separated from 682, with each adopting their former personalities and powers. Kirby, now dubbed SCP-■■■■, will be contained.
Special Containment Procedures: Give it lots of food. That way, it doesn't try to escape.
Dr. ■■■■■■: And Dr Bright? NO RE-ENACTING THE GAMES!
Test: Use Brain Uploading to put 682's mind into a computer, then melt the computer and seal the remains in solid Nintendium.
edited 1st Dec '16 5:14:33 AM by TheSaintOfAllTropers
No..? You must have been mistaken. SINCE WHEN WERE YOU THE ONE IN CONTROL?
Result: Upon being uploaded to the computer, SCP-682 managed to escape into the Internet despite the fact that the computer didn't have Internet connection. Upon taking over the entire Internet, SCP-682 turns the Internet into a dystopia and becomes a more sadistic version of Big Brother, completely destroying social media in the process. SCP-682 now refers to itself as SCP-682-BB.
Addendum: SCP-682-BB critically damaged our reset button, so we have to move to another dimension to start anew.
Test: Have Lex Luthor experiment on SCP-682.
edited 1st Dec '16 1:07:31 PM by TheGamechanger
The League of Heroes
someone
Result: He's dead. Luthor, not SPC-682. Well done.
Test: Coat SPC-682 in the strongest substance in existence. Whatever they make Nokia phones out of.
Then harden it and give the resulting statue to someone you don't like.
[TOP SECRET]
SCP-682 is now covered in super strong armor, but still mobile. Overall threat-level remains the same.
Test: Have Saitama punch SCP-682
Singularity of Self Delusion
Result: 682 apparently annihilated. However, it appeared to regenerate from remnant cells completely within 48 hours. Subsequent tests show expected immunity development. Neither 682 nor Saitama can harm the other at this point.
Test: Inject 682 with the essence of a creature of Grimm, before exposing it to Ruby Rose's silver eyes.
Crane your neck and you shall see, the outside of reality.
Result: Failure. There is little to no evidence that Grimm have anything as vague as "essence", or that it could conceviably be extracted using any kinds of medical tools and transferred into 682. It should also be noted that this would likely only waste our time in any case, as in all likelihood the (hypothetical) Grimm essence would only be destroyed, as SCP-682 is not a Grimm.
Test: Put it somewhere that caters to it's basic needs, a place that humans also have no reason to ever go to.
Mila
"You mean where it currently is? What else would you call this godforsaken facility? — Dr. J______
Test: Expose it to the vacuum of space, and let it drift for a week or two.
I need to update these things more often
SCP-682 neither needs nor wants to be submerged in acid forever and constantly have attempts to it's life made, which is why it keeps breaching containment, so no, not like it's current facility.
edited 2nd Dec '16 2:41:59 AM by PastryPerson
Result: We already tried that. Like 22 times by now.
Dr. ■■■■■■: Seriously, if killing 682 was that easy, we wouldn't need this thread!
Test: Transport it to Another Dimension made entirely of plasma.
No..? You must have been mistaken. SINCE WHEN WERE YOU THE ONE IN CONTROL?
Apologizing for the double post.
Pastry Person, 682 does not have any needs, basic or otherwise. Technically, 'being submerged in acid and having regular attempts made on its life' does, in fact, qualify. Semantically speaking, anyway. He was wrong about the 'humans have no reason to go there' part, though. D-Class have good reasons to be there. Namely, very big guns that will shoot them if they don't go there.
No..? You must have been mistaken. SINCE WHEN WERE YOU THE ONE IN CONTROL?
Result: 682, upon being told where he was being sent, willingly jumped in.
Greetings, from the automated SCP monitoring system, designed to activate upon a massive lowering of the human population, to the point where repopulation will not bolster the numbers enough for survival.
Approximately three years after 682's 'termination', during which there was much celebrating, a dimensional rift close to the Milky Way opened, releasing a massive, infinitely large entity made of plasma, which dwarfed multiple galaxies. It proceeded to demolish several, before focusing on our own.
No humans are alive. Reset Button armed.
Test: Attempt cloning 173, in an attempt to demolish 682.
Result: 173 does not possess DNA, making cloning impossible.
Test: Use a real-life item which perfectly replicates the effects of the Dwarven Atom Smasher, using SCP-[REDACTED] to transport it into the real world.
Failing that, use the same SCP to bring in all Mary Sue-type characters (especially the ones from bad fanfic) and have them all attack 682 on a barren, but inhabitable, planet in another galaxy.
Dr. ■■■■■■: No matter who wins, we did the universe a favor.
No..? You must have been mistaken. SINCE WHEN WERE YOU THE ONE IN CONTROL?
No, those are the Foundation's needs (682 is just fine without acid or otherwise) and something I'd qualify as a "need" for 682 is probably a place that's very, very, far away from humans. I can see your point, though.
Result: The Mary Sues were so powerful that they somehow "tamed" 682, "commanded" him to grow wings somehow, and rode him back to Earth. We have not done the universe a fav OH SHIT-
Test: Confuse it by beaming nonsensical mathematical equations into its head, as well as advanced mathematical knowledge.
edited 9th Jan '17 8:04:10 AM by PastryPerson
Mila
Honestly, I was just going for a joke about one of the doctors' opinions on the foundation. I probably should have mentioned an actual result as well, though. My bad.
Result: 682 has now figured out the weak point of its containment facility, and is ramming against it continuously.
"Who thought it was a good idea to teach it physics?" — Dr. __________
Test: Subject its acid bath to various vibrations until we find 682's resonance frequency and vibrate it apart.
I need to update these things more often
Result: Failure. All that did was tickle SCP-682 and made it laugh evilly.
Test: Have Cell absorb SCP-682.
The League of Heroes
Result: Cell has successfully absorbed SCP-682. After five minutes though the Bio-android involuntary transformed into an exact copy of SCP-682, not counting that the creature still has Cell's tail and all abilities that come with it.
Test: Place a Mirror of Opposition [1]
in the room with 682 and activate it.
edited 3rd Dec '16 1:53:30 PM by dutchguy1986
Result: The two 682s fought against each other, in a battle that lasted [DATA EXPUNGED] hours. Afterward, the clone created by the mirror was destroyed, but 682 was able to trick us into thinking that the mirror clone had been victorious. 682 escaped, killing [DATA EXPUNGED] D-Class and doctors. 682 was re-contained, however.
Test: Send it to fight Thanos, Dr. Doom, and Galactus.
No..? You must have been mistaken. SINCE WHEN WERE YOU THE ONE IN CONTROL?
Bump.
No..? You must have been mistaken. SINCE WHEN WERE YOU THE ONE IN CONTROL?
were now down three wannabe gods!
Test: harden your minds from the chains of the divine and make way for the Sheppard of fire.
edited 6th Dec '16 10:42:47 AM by vjoi
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
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Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
Result: The individual SCP boxes each regenerated into another 682. Fortunately, most of them were not a threat. Unfortunately, we now have three 682s.
Addendum: The three 682s found each other, and proceeded to violently murder one another. One survived, though.
Test: Send 682 to Doom hell. It won't kill it, but it will be too busy killing demons and, at least, TRYING to kill Doomguy to hurt us.
No..? You must have been mistaken. SINCE WHEN WERE YOU THE ONE IN CONTROL?