The weapon name game!

A "scimitar", for lack of better term, made by strapping the claw of a giant bear into a handle. This weapon, once belonged to a legendary chieftain, is said to bestow the wielder with the strength of a hundred bears. The weapon was originally made only for ceremonial purposes, but after being stolen and modified by a nameless warrior, it becomes a fearsome battle implement capable tearing through armor and shield alike.

Artillerist's Delight

A mixture of Fartillery and a Wave-Motion Gun.

Maiden Flight

A prehistoric design long since deemed a legend which disappeared sometime near the dawn of Aviation. No one actually remembers its existence nor is there even any documentation nor pictures of its appearance.

The cause of which being erased from memory as omipetent beings had interceded on Humanity's behalf imparting unauthorized knowledge and Technology to our development

However contrary to its deceptively primitive appearance is a vessel capable of light speed travel and is sentient due to crossing a portal over the Bermuda Triangle after flying out too far to sea and getting abducted by an opposing race of autonomous cybernetic organisms that took its likeness as their own for disguise and now have returned to the present day, a living anachronism in modern airspace traffic.

Fatal Passion

edited 21st Sep '16 9:24:09 AM by Paktra

An aphrodisiac poison brewed for the purposes of espionage. The poison is easily applied in small doses with no detectable effects other than the victim subconsciously attempting to seek out and inject themselves with enough to eventually cause death.

Bravior

A tornado generator which is very unique due to its massive resemblance to a sword. Wind is absorbed the glass sphere, in which it is concentrated and from which it is directed to the blade, from which it blows in a massive wave. Most famously used by Sir Adrian Ayrech "the Undefeatable" during the Siege of Marwell Castle.

Kichigai Radio

A "weapon" in a loose sense of the word. It is a hidden radio station that continually play static noises. Occasionally, a woman reciting a series of numbers and letters is heard instead. Anyone who listens to the broadcast will gradually go insane. Attempts have been made to track the origins of the signal, but to no avail. It is rumored that it was a wartime propaganda station that somehow corrupted by demonic influences, but no official source has confirmed this.

Revolving Lance

A Boom Stick with 6 bullets, more than enough to kill anything that moves.

Azzaruldo Waifu

(in a very deep accent)

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An umbrella with an odd print: thousands of round, animesque eyes. When opened and pointed at an enemy, the eyes shoot out a thick volley of laser blasts, of various colors and intensities, straight at them.

The Dunkener

A large cannon; shoots basketballs rapid fire.

Masamunechucks

A gun that shoots Sans heads while playing this song.

Two swords connected by a chain. Widely regarded as Awesome, but Impractical.

The Dank Noscoper

edited 6th Dec '16 2:27:44 PM by DrNoPuma

A rifle that looks nothing out of the ordinary, except when you fire it, it makes an obnoxious airhorn sound. Adds +69 to Dankness.

Party Octopus

A pair of advantageous mitten-like gauntlets of a rugose Meat Moss texture and a nigh-pink coloration; upon putting them on, they are then fused with the wielder by permeating their hands forming a connection to their nervous system; the gauntlets then extrude a dozen Combat Tentacles of an impressive muscular integrity from each, all controlled by the wielder through the aforementioned nervous link.

Good, now i'm confused if i should be hungry or nauseated.

The Lightning Rider

A sparkling motorbike geared with Tesla Coils at the wheels, it gives everyone a shock quite literally by electrocuting them.

Akayas & Aivatko

edited 6th Dec '16 5:20:28 PM by Mhazard

A set of paired wands, carved from the horns of twin unicorns. They bore no decoration other than some artistic engravings. Two sockets are also engraved in each wand, perfect for slotting in magical gems. Though they look similar, the wands are endowed with different enchantments: Akayas increases the potency of spells cast through it, while Aivatko increases the speed at which spells can be performed. Wielding them both will grant both enchantments to each wand at a significantly higher level. However, dual-wielding wands is very difficult to do. It requires great mental strength and focus to be channel two spells at once. Those who master it, however, will find these wands to be the perfect complements to their art.

Devil-Touched Carbine

A rifle that fires small bullets designed to lodge themselves into targets. Once the bullets have penetrated someone, they are detonated by a movement sensor. The explosion is large, violent, and releases a large amount of shrapnel that damages other nearby enemies.

The Street Sweeper

A revolving shotgun which can sweep down criminals as if they're dusts.

Susej Tsirhc

An incantation to unleash The Antichrist.

The Seven Swords Of Baal

Seven swords, which, when properly aligned, can summon whirlwinds and heal allies. Or you can just stab with them and they work like very sharp tazers.

Nuclear Overload Buster

A Wave-Motion Gun that directs energy from nuclear fusion within it to make whatever it was pointed towards not be there anymore. Its scientific plausability is contestable.

The Binding of the Phlegethon.

edited 12th Dec '16 5:22:06 PM by Almohad

A colossal "hilt," housing the source of a river of fire, meant to be wielded as a whip by a god-sized fighter.

Stamp of Disapproval

A pair of brass knuckles that will print a ): face on whatever/whoever you hit. Guaranteed to demoralize your enemies and break their spirit along with their faces.

The face mangler

A modified weed whacker with piano wire.

Depression Gun

A gun so silly that discourages the enemies into pity and lack of will.

The Republican Discourse

You remember the Blame-Thrower from Mystery Men? Similar concept - a mind-altering aggression inducer, but the entire room devolves into name-calling, bullheadedness, and gets 20% more intolerable to listen to.

Dr. Sweetwater's Nap-Time Special.

edited 13th Dec '16 5:17:50 PM by burinnu