Asgore Adopts Noelle
Do you know what happened to that guy you shot to the sun?
It's just like that Jim Carrey movie! You know, with the Penguins!
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What would you say about Yet Another Christmas Carol set in Australia?
Ouch! What a terrible performance!
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Lovely Legilimens
So how's my audition for America's Got Talent?
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
So, what'd you get for Christmas? I got a PS 6!
Ok, that's it. Genie, for my last wish, i wish a meteor would just blow the entire earth up with no survivors.
Joyful angel
Did you hear what bill just passed Congress?
Okay fine, I'll stop, but just for Christmas.
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"
Tell me something happy
Please let my family go and stop extorting the orphanage! Have you no heart?!
... So I think I might need a therapist, just throwing that out there.
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
He'll take the case!
Wow, that new horror flick sure was gory, eh?
I keep telling you, I've never met her.
Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.
Asgore Adopts Noelle
They found Susan's body, man! What the hell did you do?!
And this is why we don't talk about The Black Cauldron anymore.
Joyful angel
So three ghosts shamed,guilt tripped, and scared me into being a good person, do you believe me?
America loves rich people.
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"
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Slums vs skyscrapers; your opinion?
I need 3 words to tear her argument apart: Your (relative) lied!
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The Hope, The Hero
So, when are we going to space?
Look, being depressed over her rejecting you isn't going to help matters, so just grow a pair!
Spelunking through a Halo Ring is something else...
my current job
She didn't like my solitary flower... why?
Sure. Let me open the box and— OH WAIT!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Joyful angel
Want to open Pandora's box?
In hindsight cheese wasn't a good weapon to use against aliens.
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"
Billion Dollar Babies
Why'd you try that in ASDF Movie?
I don't care if she's beyond human comprehension!
No more Mr. Nice Guy / No more Mr. Clean / No more Mr. Nice Guy / They say, "he's sick, he's obscene!"
Ok now it's Hyde.
What do you see in her? You literally CAN'T see her!
Before I answer that, why do you want to know?
Apparently this version of Hyde looks like a Jojo's character. According to people who have seen that anime and I guess understand it.
plant
What are you hiding behind your back?
Try using garlic bread. Not only will it get rid of them, but it's tasty as well.
" I'm the princess! Everyone has to do what I say!"
The Hope, The Hero
Dude, this vampire chick is trying to kiss me! What do I do?!
Well, you know what they say: "Feet first into hell!"
Spelunking through a Halo Ring is something else...
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
What makes DOOM so fun to play?
I have 99 problems. Do not become the 100th.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
Tell me something happy
Be honest, have I been acting like a bitch lately?
Four hours of sleep and NOTHING TO LOSE, that's what!
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
Joyful angel
Man, why do you look so crazy?
I would help you dig boys, but I got this creak in my spine.
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
Hey, wanna come hunt for treasure in the graveyard with us? 
You are in jeopardy, not on it!
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
my current job
Wait a minute, I never signed up for Jeopardy. What are you talking about?
Neon-meat dream of an octofish!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
All right, you have purchased ten thousand dollars worth of barbed wire, hand lotion, and rubber ducks. How will you be paying?
You know, I still haven't heard from him.
Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.