Asgore Adopts Noelle
I know you said your brother was a bit mousy, but you really meant...?
Try the Meme Store.
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign?
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Hahaha, funny story. You know I thought I had to tell you my cat ate your little brother, then I saw it was just a mouse. Whew. You're ok right? Uh, that wasn't good enough? C'mon, I'm funny right?!
No, all houses bleed black ooze from the walls and moan "Get Out." Pack your crap! Now!
edited 9th Sep '17 12:45:41 PM by CenturyEye
Look with century eyes... With our backs to the arch And the wreck of our kind We will stare straight ahead For the rest of our lives
Is "Little Nyarlathotep" becoming weirder then usual or is it just me?
One question . . . what is a mutant to a god!?
edited 9th Sep '17 12:56:55 PM by vjoi
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
my current job
So, you're acting like a tyrant in front of a room full of mutants who have all been sent to the same building and who all have powers that could kill you without assistance. Do you seriously think you could take all of them, sir?
How about "The Coltrane?"
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
The man behind the slaughter
Good name for the starship I made to escape the death trap known as earth?
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
Asgore Adopts Noelle
What the hell is going on with all this Blood?!!
Yeah, about your VHS collection...
What do you think of a certain Donkey Kong meme involving rearranging words and letters to write lewd messages?
Go on inside, we've got the Death Star
!
Mona Megistus!
How much Bigger on the Inside is this place?
You've got some jobs to do.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!
Question, what exactly does being a hitman mean? And why are you handing me a pistol? Am I supposed to hit the guy?
Hey, my fan fiction was right!
my current job
Merkel did hook up with May? Whaaa?
Was that a reaction or an impression?!
Dude, why'd you leave the milk out for 12 whole days?!
Yeah, it was invented by some guy called 'C. Darwin', why don't you try it?
edited 30th Sep '17 9:47:00 AM by Jaxfirebus
Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign?
Well, the label says "De-evolution shower." It's cheaper than the start option though! Shall we get it?
The time would be easy to know, for then mankind would have become as the Great Old Ones; free and wild and beyond good and evil, with laws and morals thrown aside and all men shouting and killing and revelling in joy.
Billion Dollar Babies
When will [insert any political figure here] win the election?
It's the isosceles triangle of life.
edited 30th Sep '17 10:27:21 AM by TotallyNotAnAlien
No more Mr. Nice Guy / No more Mr. Clean / No more Mr. Nice Guy / They say, "he's sick, he's obscene!"
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
Hey, do you know what time we're meeting for dinner?
What do you call that thing that describes what lobbyists think is how much of which kinds of foods you're supposed to eat every day?
I don't know, but it's weird and pissed-off, whatever it is.
edited 30th Sep '17 10:38:49 AM by Noaqiyeum
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign?
That was two nukes and a recording of my shower singing...how are you still standing?!
I've heard...a dreadful rumor from the west. It's Rome, she's perished...
Hey Innkeeper, know anything going on around these parts?
THIS IS WHY THE NUCLEAR BOMB WAS INVENTED, NOW SHUT THE HELL UP AND LAUNCH EVERYTHING WE GOT AT IT!
Ok there is a little furry thing at the door saying it wants to "make a contract" with you, how do you wish to proceed?
okay what's with the pop music, . . . and why are you glowing?
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Fuck!
edited 3rd Oct '17 4:47:36 PM by vjoi
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
Freebie. You're supposed to give a statement for TNP to respond with a question. 
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
Asgore Adopts Noelle
... Why do you look so upset? You told me to blow down the house, right?
My answer is this. *Farts in their direction*
My latest scheme needs a headless clown, an irradiated knife and a Twix wrapper. Oh, And Zoidberg. You ready to help me?
If you tell me it's because you want to be the best like no-one was, I will rip your damn head off.
edited 9th Sep '17 10:31:27 AM by StarAndroidJaguar
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