Wait, how do I kill Cthulhu?
You have to use this sacred wrench.
heyWe need a dispenser right here!
...It'll be Aether Paradise.
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...Alright then wise guy, what's the largest floating structure you've ever heard of?
That's it! You and me, one v one, bumper cars. You're gonna pay for sticking that label on...
...Yep. I branded your door, loser! It matches the finish so well, don't you think? Maybe I should brand your dog next?
Sometimes the best gift is the gift of never seeing you again...
What do you do when you're standing in the water at the beach and you feel something brush against your foot?
I'm gonna do the best I can!
Check out this fancast I made! Any votes would be greatly appreciated!Mr President, what are you going to do with that Twitter page?
And that's why I can't visit my future self anymore.
My grandkids are fun, though!
How do you end up thinking you're get radioactively incinerated someday?
Boo!!!
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!What can I get for 4 dollars and 20 cents?
Because it made me happy.
Check out this fancast I made! Any votes would be greatly appreciated!That wish made everyone on Earth look the same—like you. Why?!
It's a chicken! He's a giant chicken, I tell you!
Dude, why are trying to eat that dude in the mascot costume?
"When you hear jazz, it's all over for you!"
Spelunking through a Halo Ring is something else...So, the Big Bad has just started a jazz band. What do you think?
You little NOTHING?! How DARE you?!
...I killed your parents and siblings. Should I dump their corpse in the river or in the canyon?
I was pathologically stoned on Blair Wainwright!
http://www.ncls.it/g/Were you stoned on Blair Wrainwright?
I spent £100 because of that advert, actually.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!Er, you know those plucky protagonists? THEY'RE HERE!
In my defense, the Troper Hiking Tour went fine, until someone thought it'd be a good idea to punch a wasps nest into my tent.
Someone who shall not be named.
At all.
We all know who did it though.
Anyone know how to fix a chainsaw?
Stop making out with the cuttlefish clones!
In my medical opinion the HEAVY IS DEAD!Is this the proper technique?
Not just yet.
"So I'm going to be a hero. I'll make that money...So that my mom and dad can have easier lives!"So, do we fire the interplanetary cannon yet?
Well, if you must know, I think it involves a giant internet conspiracy that wants us dead.
...How on earth did Donald Trump get elected, anyway?
I have no idea why you'd think that was in any way appropriate.
Migrated to Chloe Jessica!What?! Any sane person would have beaten him down!
I KNOW!!!
You know. I know. I get it. I get the concept.edited 27th Jul '17 12:39:21 PM by StarAndroidJaguar
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what is thy bidding, my master...? :)
You got 7200 minutes and a crowbar. Good luck!
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