Why are you dressed like a burlap sack for Halloween?
It's amazing what memes can do.
This account is dead. I’ve said a lot of dumb things in the past and I wish to forget them. I’m sorry if I’ve ever hurt anyone.
Did you hear that Pepe has been named the Secretary of Defense?
Never! Not in a million years...unless your name is Barbara.
The Best Worst Psychonaut
Would someone ever try and have their house removed from a geographic survey?
We had a teacher who was so strict... you weren't allowed to breathe in her lessons!
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
The man behind the slaughter
What is your favorite Pokémon?
No no no, Insane is doing the same job for 40 years and retiring to stay on your ass for 20 years doing nothing, this is me being ambitious.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
You're summoning demons?! Are you insane?!
For the last time, no!
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
Can I light this nuke? Can I? Can I?!
Twitter/Instagram: anzasquiddles. Deviantart: anzahanifathallah.
Can you go pick up the Tv Remote for me?
The remote is literally on a table next to random.
Random, have you finished setting up the new toaster yet?
-grins very widely- Oh, you'll find out soon enough...
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
So what did you get me for Christmas?
Eh, if you want to phrase it that way, sure, but I prefer the term "assassinated." Those extra syllables really say something, y'know.
edited 9th Dec '16 9:09:00 PM by 4maskwolf
Oh, my God, have you been stabbed?!
Find out...after the break.
-grabs the TV and starts shaking it- Come on! Come on! WHO DOES SARAH CHOOSE?!
Needs more legs.
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
What do you think of my new octopus/tarantula hybrid?
Curse you, Perry the Platypus!!!
Twitter/Instagram: anzasquiddles. Deviantart: anzahanifathallah.
The Scarlet Witch
Do you know who blew up half of Russia?
I've always wanted to do that. 
"Just as planned."
Care for tea?
You say like it's beyond my power.
"Did you expect somebody else?"
Blitzy....
So, you just made a harem anime that's not shit?
It's NSFW.
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.Why won't you let me look at this Deviantart gallery?
He thinks I'm a pet. HELP!
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
Why does your boss make you wear that collar to work?
Only if someone can untangle the christmas lights from the chihuahua.
Can someone please get that Christmas tree out of the fireplace? There's smoke all over the room now.
Our ancestors would be really proud and pissed at the same time.
Twitter/Instagram: anzasquiddles. Deviantart: anzahanifathallah.
my current job
So, would our ancestors think highly of us for destroying a planet?
Now, Reuben, you know that's a loaded question.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
see you, space cowboy.
Did Noah play, and have fun with the animals?
Look, I don't judge you, so don't judge me.
edited 12th Dec '16 7:57:35 AM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.
The man behind the slaughter
Why do you have Xenomorph/Ripley porn in your deviantart gallery?
And later on I'll conspire, because I'm a backstabbing lair.....
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
Mr President, mind telling us what you'll do to keep people voting for ya next election?
All I wanted to do was buy candy, not kill the Feds!
Destroyer of worlds.
Those weren't trick or treaters. What the hell is going on?
I wanted to sit on a beach and ogle the sunbathers, but noooo....
Is not impressed.
How did you break that guy's skull?
Cause I'm the boogieman!
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D