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BlackWolfe Viewer Gender Confusion? from Lost in Austin Since: Jun, 2010
#726: Nov 12th 2010 at 9:03:38 PM

Well, if ya wanna be the top banana, ya gotta start from the bottom of the bunch, and kill everyone between yourself and ultimate power, each in a more over-the-top manner than the last.

Not everyone agrees with me about everything.

But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.
FuschlatzOReilly Since: Dec, 1969
#727: Nov 12th 2010 at 9:54:06 PM

Kill all the people who don't agree with you.

I want my own Airbus A380.

edited 12th Nov '10 9:54:26 PM by FuschlatzOReilly

FuschlatzOReilly Since: Dec, 1969
#729: Nov 16th 2010 at 2:28:42 PM

Threaten to kill the guys who work for Airbus if they don't give you a brand new A380 for free. Once you've got it, kill them anyway and fly off happily into the sunset with your family.

My avatar is creeping me out.

edited 16th Nov '10 2:34:27 PM by FuschlatzOReilly

Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#730: Nov 16th 2010 at 2:32:06 PM

Execute it for heresy.

I am very annoyed.

Locking you up on radar since '09
Tre 82123 from the front to the back, that's where I was at (Unlucky Thirteen) Relationship Status: Singularity
cutealien TA CUTEST THING AROUND from The lab Since: Dec, 1969
TA CUTEST THING AROUND
#732: Nov 16th 2010 at 3:05:02 PM

I...WANT....MY.......COOOOOKIIIEEEE-shoots store cleric and gets cookie-

prepare for bullet hell
tachikaze from Australia Since: Apr, 2009
#733: Nov 16th 2010 at 3:10:07 PM

[up][up] Hold their manager hostage and threaten to kill him if they don't record a new album...

I seem to have forgotten most of my high school science classes...

Burn up, hurricane of justice!
cutealien TA CUTEST THING AROUND from The lab Since: Dec, 1969
TA CUTEST THING AROUND
#734: Nov 16th 2010 at 3:11:26 PM

MY MONEY!!!! -throws orange at tachi-I NEED THAT ROBBER

prepare for bullet hell
Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#735: Nov 16th 2010 at 3:55:34 PM

[up][up]Track down your former teachers and force them to reeducate you at gunpoint.

cutealien keeps ignoring the point of the topic.

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
FuschlatzOReilly Since: Dec, 1969
#736: Nov 16th 2010 at 9:09:26 PM

Execute him/her for blasphemy.

I've got my A380, but now I want an Aston Martin DB9...

ViralSun Some sort of ghost? from the U.S.S Enterprise Since: Oct, 2010
Some sort of ghost?
#737: Nov 20th 2010 at 7:27:54 AM

Mug someone for it, then blow his brains out.

I need to make someone happy.

I cast Magic Missile!
queenofdarkness Be green. from Watching you in ceiling. Since: Dec, 1969
Be green.
#738: Nov 20th 2010 at 7:29:20 AM

kill there enemy

your sister eats the last cookie

I am bad at picking things.
Firestarter Sorceress Bookwench from over the rainbow Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: With my statistically significant other
Sorceress Bookwench
#739: Nov 20th 2010 at 7:39:50 AM

Murder her, rip her open and take it back. But it all eaten and gross, so you threaten your mom so she makes more.

I'm hungry.

Everything happens for a reason. The reason is a chaotic intersection of chance and the laws of physics.
queenofdarkness Be green. from Watching you in ceiling. Since: Dec, 1969
Be green.
#740: Nov 20th 2010 at 7:40:43 AM

you eat other people

that guy breaks your car

I am bad at picking things.
Everzwijn glarblgrklgrgg from under your bed Since: Sep, 2009
#741: Nov 20th 2010 at 8:15:05 AM

Drive the broken remains of your car right through the wall into his house, beat him to a bloody pulp, and take his car keys.

Someone's looking at me funny.

"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
Firestarter Sorceress Bookwench from over the rainbow Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: With my statistically significant other
Sorceress Bookwench
#742: Nov 20th 2010 at 8:38:12 AM

Disfiqure his face.

My bananas aren't ripe yet, and I'm hungry.

Everything happens for a reason. The reason is a chaotic intersection of chance and the laws of physics.
Everzwijn glarblgrklgrgg from under your bed Since: Sep, 2009
#743: Nov 20th 2010 at 8:59:02 AM

Grab a chainsaw and cut down your banana tree. That'll teach it to grow its bananas faster! >8D

A baby is crying and it's hurting my ears.

"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
randomtroper5 J.Snicket from Grim Grotto Since: Sep, 2010
J.Snicket
#744: Nov 21st 2010 at 10:29:40 AM

YOU CAN PUNCH TEH BABY, OR CUT YOUR OWN EARS OFF. WHAT WILL IT BE?

There's too much violence, how do I solve that?

I'm the only 'tar that ere jumped ship from Vandervecken's crew
BlackWolfe Viewer Gender Confusion? from Lost in Austin Since: Jun, 2010
#745: Nov 21st 2010 at 10:33:59 AM

Kill Em All. Then there's nobody to be violent anymore.

It's gotten awful quiet since I took my own advice.

But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.
ion496 Cheesy Heir of Pancakes from Behind a desk Since: Sep, 2010
Cheesy Heir of Pancakes
#746: Nov 21st 2010 at 2:19:13 PM

Force noises through many many gunshots.

You need breakfast and you're one dollar short from a good breakfast.

~Ion496. Need I say more?
Kayeka Since: Dec, 2009
#747: Nov 21st 2010 at 2:27:29 PM

Offer them your money and a bullet. How you will deliver the bullet will depend on their ability to cooperate.

I need food, but the supermarket is closed.

Firestarter Sorceress Bookwench from over the rainbow Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: With my statistically significant other
Sorceress Bookwench
#748: Nov 21st 2010 at 6:14:03 PM

Steal from your neighbor.

I have homework due tomorrow, but it's late and I'd rather not do it.

Everything happens for a reason. The reason is a chaotic intersection of chance and the laws of physics.
queenofdarkness Be green. from Watching you in ceiling. Since: Dec, 1969
Be green.
#749: Nov 21st 2010 at 6:16:01 PM

threaten your princable with a bullet to ban homework from school

my mom took away my cookie

I am bad at picking things.
Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
#750: Nov 21st 2010 at 11:14:08 PM

Rob a Mrs. Field's.

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.

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