Kill all the people who don't agree with you.
I want my own Airbus A380.
edited 12th Nov '10 9:54:26 PM by FuschlatzOReilly
Threaten to kill the guys who work for Airbus if they don't give you a brand new A380 for free. Once you've got it, kill them anyway and fly off happily into the sunset with your family.
edited 16th Nov '10 2:34:27 PM by FuschlatzOReilly
Execute it for heresy.
I am very annoyed.
Locking you up on radar since '09Sleigh Bells isn't coming out with a 2nd album yet.
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘I...WANT....MY.......COOOOOKIIIEEEE-shoots store cleric and gets cookie-
prepare for bullet hellHold their manager hostage and threaten to kill him if they don't record a new album...
I seem to have forgotten most of my high school science classes...
Burn up, hurricane of justice!MY MONEY!!!! -throws orange at tachi-I NEED THAT ROBBER
prepare for bullet hellTrack down your former teachers and force them to reeducate you at gunpoint.
cutealien keeps ignoring the point of the topic.
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!Execute him/her for blasphemy.
I've got my A380, but now I want an Aston Martin DB9...
Mug someone for it, then blow his brains out.
I need to make someone happy.
I cast Magic Missile!kill there enemy
your sister eats the last cookie
I am bad at picking things.Murder her, rip her open and take it back. But it all eaten and gross, so you threaten your mom so she makes more.
I'm hungry.
Everything happens for a reason. The reason is a chaotic intersection of chance and the laws of physics.you eat other people
that guy breaks your car
I am bad at picking things.Drive the broken remains of your car right through the wall into his house, beat him to a bloody pulp, and take his car keys.
Someone's looking at me funny.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic ColoursDisfiqure his face.
My bananas aren't ripe yet, and I'm hungry.
Everything happens for a reason. The reason is a chaotic intersection of chance and the laws of physics.Grab a chainsaw and cut down your banana tree. That'll teach it to grow its bananas faster! >8D
A baby is crying and it's hurting my ears.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic ColoursYOU CAN PUNCH TEH BABY, OR CUT YOUR OWN EARS OFF. WHAT WILL IT BE?
There's too much violence, how do I solve that?
I'm the only 'tar that ere jumped ship from Vandervecken's crewKill Em All. Then there's nobody to be violent anymore.
It's gotten awful quiet since I took my own advice.
But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.Force noises through many many gunshots.
You need breakfast and you're one dollar short from a good breakfast.
~Ion496. Need I say more?Offer them your money and a bullet. How you will deliver the bullet will depend on their ability to cooperate.
I need food, but the supermarket is closed.
Steal from your neighbor.
I have homework due tomorrow, but it's late and I'd rather not do it.
Everything happens for a reason. The reason is a chaotic intersection of chance and the laws of physics.threaten your princable with a bullet to ban homework from school
my mom took away my cookie
I am bad at picking things.Rob a Mrs. Field's.
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Well, if ya wanna be the top banana, ya gotta start from the bottom of the bunch, and kill everyone between yourself and ultimate power, each in a more over-the-top manner than the last.
Not everyone agrees with me about everything.
But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.